Zulay Henao, who was in “Fighting” … “Missing French chef’s body found stuffed in freezer” … this clown wants to change his name to Boomer the Dog … the re-invention of list-happy Forbes … the “traditional TV news playbook” is getting blown up … Rush Limbaugh’s wedding photos … LaRissa Riquelme’s latest NSFW photo spread (via Bob’s Blitz) … man caught marinating cat in his trunk … Senator Harry Reid is a jackass … if you’re good at poker, remember this one should you be found guilty of fraud … when David Arquette randomly joins your poker game … Bill O’Reilly rips Jennifer Aniston … video of woman having an orgasm on a roller coaster ride …

One of Lane Kiffin’s star freshman, running back Dillon Baxter, will be suspended for the season opener, allegedly for “violating a team curfew” and “being under the influence of a controlled substance.” [LA Times]

Here’s the definitive profile of Michael Gilchrist, the best basketball player in the Class of 2010. [Star-Ledger]

Lorenzen Wright’s ex-wife says some things to police that most people probably hope aren’t true. [Commercial Appeal]

Here’s the National TV schedule for the upcoming NBA season. You’ll want to bookmark this page. [NBA.com]

Woody Paige wants the Broncos to start Tim Tebow. Now. [Post]

Nice try: Politician claimed he played for the Dallas Cowboys. Lie. [Washington City Paper]

Kelsey Grammer knocked up this 29-year-old stewardess and is leaving his wife for her. [Daily Mail]

“Is Any Job Better Than No Job?” Of course it is. Get this job to take a paycheck, and on the side, try to make something happen and work on getting a better job. [Slate]

Pat O’Brien is joining a Fox Sports radio show. He hasn’t been relevant in sports since doing the NBA in the mid-1980s. [Radio Ink]

Al Davis is living in the past. The distant past. [CSN Bay Area]

A Miami newspaper has broken down every critical Heat game in the 2010-2011 season. [Sun-Sentinel]

Obscure Eales’ offensive lineman apologizes for knocking homosexuality in a tweet about True Blood. [Inquirer]

The hottest celebrity Little League moms. [It's Always Sunny in Detroit]

The internet is a fun place.

Here’s Texas A&M QB Jerrod Johnson singing “No Diggity,” a song that was moderately popular in the late 1990s. [via Outside the Boxscore]