Almost every week Stephen Douglas (CRM) and Tim Ryan (TSH) will take you on a journey through links and pictures related to the previous days. Sometimes, we’re too hungover or too-on-vacation to compile a post such as this. In that case you’ll go without it and be forced to use the previous page option to remember the big stories. This is not one of those weeks. Let’s chat.

1. Brett Favre
CRM – You know, after what we just went through with LeBron, this Brett Favre “comeback/decision” thingy didn’t seem so bad. I like LeBron and yet that whole ordeal kept me from hating Brett Favre as much as I have in the past. That’s when you know you’ve really fucked up.

TSH – Brett Favre is back. So what? So let’s dance!

I remember where I was during this unforgivable act by CBS. N.W.A. is the only group that came close to writing lyrics as offensive as these. Song makes me want to sleep on the sun.

2. Carmelo
TSH – Carmelo in New York must happen, for an epic arena such as Madison Square Garden needs to be led back to glory by a true city boy. It’s a perfect fit.

CRM – From Baltimore to Syracuse to Denver to NYC. He and La La would be very happy in the city. It would be a great chance for her to film some more High School Scandals and Pranks and the rest of that title.

3. The Chick That Got Hit By The Foul Ball
CRM – That’s how I’ll always remember her. Well, now I’ll remember her as another hot chick with a douche bag. She did the right thing by releasing the lingerie shots on her own terms. She’s a real champion of woman’s rights.

TSH – I would battle the entire cast of Gauntlet for months on end if it meant I’d be given an opportunity to spar with those mini basketballs. She’s a tremendous person.

4. Roger Clemens Indicted
TSH – Roger’s sadly still in denial. His Twitter feed is hilarious, as is this wonderful clip.

CRM – They should put him in whatever prison has the most Red Sox fans. Do they have pink hats in prison?

5. Kenny Chesney and Jenn Brown and Icehouse
CRM – Dude has a thing for foreheads.

TSH – Dude has a thing for shitty music.

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Honorable Mention: Stafford’s gal-pal … Tim Layden is from my hometown … The return of the real-life Lionel Hutz, Mr. Rusty Hardin … A fucking hat! A fucking beard! And a bunch of fucking fatties!

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Query of the Week
So… Double Dragon, Bad Dudes or NARC?

[Kardashian feast via Getty]