Briefs Bandit: Chelsea has been plagued by an underwear snipper. The furtive prankster has been skulking around the locker room, cutting holes in the butt cheeks of players’ underwear for more than a year undetected. From Frank Lampard: “It has to be one of the players. They are the only ones with access. You might get two hits in a week, then he won’t attack for a month or so,” Frank Lampard said. “I’ve a good idea who it is but wouldn’t dream of making accusations until I have proof.”  No wonder Ashley Cole has been such a sourpuss. (NOTW)