Sofia Vergara … kangaroo testicles are for lunch … the definition of hammered (see stitches in forehead) … Paris Hilton actually doesn’t look terrible in her mugshots … so how many people were at Glenn Beck’s rally? … just be happy you’re not in Iran … another severed human foot turns up in the Northwest … are the banks helping homeowners more than Obama? … your daily dose of Britney Spears’ bikini pictures … heavy drinkers outlive non-drinkers … smoking marijuana helps chronic nerve pain? .. 2-shit shutout in the majors’ last night …

The most detailed read about how Nebraska reached the decision to join the Big Ten. [World-Herald]

Seven Miami Dolphins have dumped their agents in favor of uber-douche Drew Rosenhaus. [Herald]

Wait, the Big Ten Network doesn’t accept advertising involving alcoholic beverages? [Journal-Sentinel]

Purdue’s unsung hero: scoring guard E’Twaun Moore. [CBS Sports]

Two men taken off a Chicago-to-Amsterdam United Airlines flight in the Netherlands have been charged by Dutch police with “preparation of a terrorist attack.” [ABC News]

Antonio Cromartie: “I was a stud in high school.” So how would you define his run in San Diego three years ago when he knocked up all those women? [Mushnick]

You won’t find a more depressing sports read than this one about the suicide of former Pistons’ PR guy Matt Dobek. [Freep]

Jayson Stark pulverizes Manny Ramirez, who has turned himself into a punching bag this week. [ESPN]

Bill Plaschke hammered Manny, too. [LA Times]

The NBA Finals outdrew the World Series in three key categories – Adults 18-49, African American, and Hispanic viewers. [Sports Media Watch]

Colleges are blocking their planes so you can’t track their coaching searches online. [Anniston Star]

Sorry, Doyel, but there’s no way Tiger’s turning down a Ryder Cup invite. [CBS]

Jeff Mathis of the Angels is truly a horrible hitter. [Halos Heaven]

Nevada Gaming Control Board supposedly looking into the tweets from Michael Jordan’s kid last week. [Chicago Trib]

Roger Federer got a one-minute standing ovation for this incredible shot.

Our favorite dunk here – the cartwheel number around the :50 mark.