Aroldis Champman’s MLB debut: One inning, one strikeout, multiple pitches over 100 mph, and one star-making quote courtesy of Reds’ starter Bronson Arroyo: “We’ve got the Usain Bolt of baseball. There are probably less than 10 guys that have ever walked the Earth that have ever thrown that hard.” Joey Zumaya wishes he could get his elbow back and have a pitch-off with Chapman. Mark Wohlers wants in the discussion, but only after he’s fully recovered from the Jim Leyritz series-changing homer he gave up in 1996. And now we join the St. Louis Cardinals’ meltdown, already in progress. [Enquirer]