Brandon Spikes Sex Tape Fallout Begins
NFL, Testicular Adjustment September 2nd. 2010, 5:00pm
That alleged Brandon Spikes ‘sex tape’ floating around the web? It’s Spikes. His agents have confirmed it, and here’s the worst part – Reebok seems to have (bad pun alert) pulled out of a potential with Spikes. Reebok’s trying not to look like the bad guy here, but according to this site, that deal could cost Spikes more than $60k. Since the tape allegedly took place in college, we don’t expect Bill Belichick or any of the Patriots to chime in. [Photo: Getty]


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September 2nd, 2010 at 5:00 PM
Dong.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:01 PM
Here comes the peen!
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:02 PM
Fixed
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:03 PM
WWWWAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
/puts up hands triumphantly
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:04 PM
You are such a dick.
/tee-hee.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:06 PM
weren’t all those “viral” dong videos Reebok??
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:06 PM
If only Chien-Ming Wang or Bubba Franks could come out with a sex tape.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:08 PM
weren’t all those “viral” dong videos Reebok??
Right, but those were curing chicken legs and Spikes video was causing them
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:08 PM
TSH, why do you want to see a tap of Chien-Ming Wang donging Bubba Franks?
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:09 PM
Choad
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:09 PM
Boof Bonser. Porkchop Hanson. Marvin McNutt.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:09 PM
Executive Producer Dick Pound
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:09 PM
Right, but those were curing chicken legs and Spikes video was causing them
Ahh…now I feel stupid
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:10 PM
What the fuck? Is this REALLY going to do anything for ticket sales?
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:10 PM
I hope Vernon Davis doesn’t get involved in that dream video. They all better wear condoms just to be safe
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:10 PM
Chick in that video looks like Kim K.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:11 PM
The third paragraph of the newest Simmons article is just… its… its unreal. Welcome back to my good side Bill.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:12 PM
needs more bolt rigid bang stick
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:12 PM
So which one of these in the appropriate names for Spikes Sex tape?
A Beautiful Behind
Womb Raider
Schindler’s Fist
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
Glad he ate her
Driving Into Miss Daisy
Riding Miss Daisy
Batman in Robin
Blowjob Impossible
Dyke Hard
Star Whores
Sorest Rump
Edward Penishands Gangbangs of New York
On Golden Blonde
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
Saturday Night Beaver
Sick Degrees of Penetration
Legally Boned
Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
When Harry Ate Sally
Romancing The Bone
Lord Of The G-Strings
White Men Can’t Hump
Ocean’s 11 inches American Booty
Pulp Friction
Swollow Hal
Spankenstein
Breast Side Story
Blown in 60 Seconds
Buffy The Vampire Layer
Buttman and Throbbin’
Rambone
Sperms of Enderarment
School of Cock
Free My Willy
Sperminator
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:15 PM
Oh sorry…we were looking for Spiking the Balls.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:16 PM
Probably my favorites.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:17 PM
Poca-hot-ass
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:18 PM
Suck. This. Dick. You. Don’t. Know. Shit. About. Football.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:19 PM
who said that sanders?
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:19 PM
Seriously. Lets not even bring up Reggie Wayne in the conversation, he’s not important or anything.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:20 PM
I think he made several cogent points and I’d like to learn more.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:20 PM
T.h.i.s.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:20 PM
Oh sorry…we were looking for Spiking the Balls.
Boyz in her Hood
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:20 PM
Simmons. Or Ballz. I’m not sure which.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:20 PM
lol
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:24 PM
Got around to checking that shit out last night, that girl was ridiculous. Not nearly enough of her though.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:25 PM
I still don’t understand why people are interested in tapes of other people having sex?
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:25 PM
lollerskates
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:26 PM
Simmons generally fails in historical perspective for just about every sport. He’s even got a low BA when talking basketball and comparing players historically.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:27 PM
Baby Jesus invented whisky, whiskey, beer and pussy so that we can use them. It is wrong to go against divinity…
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:27 PM
Alright kids, it’s been real. I’m outta here for the weekend.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO IRISH! (Go Irish!)
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:28 PM
Manning Face doesn’t hold a candle to Manning Body Language of a 12 Year Old that Got His Ball Taken.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:30 PM
Billyboy’s right, he left the hole open for his critics to take shots.
And I’m not a Manning hater, I really wanted Peyton to cement it, but he didn’t.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:31 PM
If only Chien-Ming Wang or Bubba Franks could come out with a sex tape.
or spencer dick
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:31 PM
You guys can have your mythical clutch masturbatory sessions together in the buzzword chapel sponsored by cliche cola.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:33 PM
Hey he launched a shot at Polian, which was awesome. Fuck that guy.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:34 PM
I think you could argue that Brees has taken the the #1 qb torch from Manning, but the only legacy Peyton hasn’t cemented a winning multiple Super Bowls legacy. He has done everything else he can do. Hell, he might even go after [name redacted] streak.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:34 PM
I will give this to Manning. Sean Payton put on a coaching clinic against Caldwell.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:34 PM
Baby Jesus invented whisky, whiskey, beer and pussy so that we can use them. It is wrong to go against divinity…
tell that to stephen hawking
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:35 PM
When he writes about football it’s like a third grader breaking down Shakespeare. He watches eight games at once while checking his six fantasy football teams. I value or at least respect his opinion on the NBA and pop culture, but when it comes to football he’s hopelessly out of his depth.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:36 PM
It was time for me to make a heel turn anyway.
I’m Team Tiger and Team Draper, so let’s go Patriots.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:36 PM
Oh, it was terrible. Three straight runs to close the first half and attempting a 51-yard field goal on grass with a 60 year-old kicker. He basically shut it down once the Colts got up 10-0. Guess he thought they were playing the Jaguars.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:37 PM
When he writes about football it’s like a third grader breaking down Shakespeare. He watches eight games at once while checking his six fantasy football teams. I value or at least respect his opinion on the NBA and pop culture, but when it comes to football he’s hopelessly out of his depth.
life ain’t fair, case #1,333,996
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:37 PM
/opens arms
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:37 PM
Once he convinces Polian to get him a coach with some balls… and some offensive linemen that he CAN’T blame for losses, Darth will get a couple more rings.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:38 PM
Northern Illinois-Iowa State!
/sc scouting report at 10
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:39 PM
I’m all about the first two… but please don’t go to the spouse-abusing, dip chewing, lower back tattoo’d, OWAH X is bettah than your X side, Hernia.
Next thing, you’ll be a Pedroia fan.
/stares at Jersey
//folds arms
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:39 PM
My Favorite Manning!
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:40 PM
Guess he thought they were playing the Jaguars.
You son of a bitch.
/that’s all I got
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:40 PM
Hey, there is NO boston stuff around me. But don’t hate on me for liking Pedroia. It’s the same way that I could do nothing but show respect for Pedro.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:41 PM
That’s the Eli we all know. Giants will be on the horn with McDaniels by week 4 when he’s got Tebow in there and Orton is available.
/slams another glass of Tebow-Ade
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:42 PM
My favorite is this one.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:43 PM
Hawking doesn’t need to worry about divinity because he is leader of the robots.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:43 PM
Someone please do something with that photo and fuck yea strutting Leo.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:44 PM
Dear God. Please don’t curse any Broncos QBs with your attentions.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:46 PM
My affinity for Tebow is like TBL and Jersey’s for Sanchez. I’ll be waiting by the door for the UPS man to come with my jersey today. It better be here.
Tebow gonna be a star.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:46 PM
My thoughts exactly. Fuck Yeah Smirking Peyton.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:48 PM
Ha, this is gold.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:51 PM
Oh man that one is great.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:36 AM
“pulled out”
hahaha