College Football Is Back!
College Football, Television September 2nd. 2010, 6:30pm
Its Thursday night and that means two things – Jersey Shore and preseason NFL football! Oh, fine. You don’t care about any of that. You’re red-blooded ‘Mericans so all you really care about is the triumphant return of your beloved college football. Four ranked teams are kicking off their season tonight. Big whoop. Let’s take a look at tonight’s lineup.
#2 Penn State Senior Ohio State takes on Marshall (Big 10 Network, 7:30PM Eastern)
Southern Miss hosts South Carolina on (ESPN, 7:30PM E)
#13 Miami hosts powerhouse Florida A&M (In three dimensions! E3, 7:30pm E)
#14 USC visits Hawaii (ESPN, 11pm E)
#15 Pittsburgh heads to beautiful Salt Lake City, Utah to take on the Utes. (Versus, 8:30 PM E)
Yes, I know. You all like college football quite a bit. Calm down. If you need me, I’ll be watching Jersey Shore. Mahalo.

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September 2nd, 2010 at 6:36 PM
Can the USC Song Girls be loaned to another team for their bowl this year? Sad to think we’ll be deprived of them after the first weekend in December
September 2nd, 2010 at 6:36 PM
My life has meaning once again. Praise LeBron.
September 2nd, 2010 at 6:39 PM
Wow, what a killer lineup.
September 2nd, 2010 at 6:41 PM
I’m with you on that, Mike…
September 2nd, 2010 at 6:43 PM
Those games suck.
September 2nd, 2010 at 6:46 PM
Its time!! Boomer Sooner!! OU 2010 National Champions
/Sooner homer, Sooner apologist
/bring on the hate
September 2nd, 2010 at 6:47 PM
Beggers can’t be choosers. I’ll take whatever football that counts I can get.
September 2nd, 2010 at 6:48 PM
lol @ PSU, sr.
September 2nd, 2010 at 6:50 PM
This is my guy.
Fuck Utah State.
/Not really…but 56-13 sounds about right
September 2nd, 2010 at 6:50 PM
Anyone seen this yet?
It’s the new AMC show that will debut on Halloween. Looks amazing. Amazing…
September 2nd, 2010 at 6:51 PM
Be more specific.
September 2nd, 2010 at 6:51 PM
Jenn Brown seems really nervous. She’s stumbling over words. It looks like she strangling the microphone. Lots of ‘uhhh’.
Still hot, of course.
September 2nd, 2010 at 6:52 PM
September 2nd, 2010 at 6:52 PM
This is my guy.
Fuck Utah State.
/Not really…but 56-13 sounds about right
I agree…PPV for the game is retarded. Just let people watch it for free
September 2nd, 2010 at 6:54 PM
Isn’t that “I AM LEGEND” only made for TV? Not too enthused about it. I will watch the first episode or 2 then make up my mind.
September 2nd, 2010 at 6:56 PM
Vlad – Hockey league info, stat. I never got it.
September 2nd, 2010 at 6:56 PM
Going to have to head out to a sports bar for this one.
September 2nd, 2010 at 6:57 PM
I’m excited for Utah-Pitt
September 2nd, 2010 at 6:59 PM
And of course CMU-Hampton. Which I’m going to watch one quarter of.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:02 PM
Oh good, I get to watch South Carolina.
/kills everyone
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:03 PM
SC
Id = 6397 pw = fuckbettman
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:04 PM
What channel Jose?
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:06 PM
That kid doing the Saban impression kills me. Every time.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:07 PM
I went S. Miss +13 !/2, Pitt-Utah under 48.5 – I figure Pitt will try to ground it out with a new QB and Utah will be fired up on D for the home opener. I went over 47 for Ohio State – that seems low for a 28 point line. I figure Marcshall will at least get a 3 in the first half off a turnover or a drive and a garbage TD late. That puts them at 10 at least so Ohio State will have to score at least 38 to cover.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:07 PM
Minnesota plays some of the weirdest OOC road games…Middle Tennessee State?
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:09 PM
Middle Tennesse State was a bowl team last year. What is fucked up is they are playing away not at home.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:09 PM
its not away, but IU is playing towson. I honestly didn’t know they had a football team.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:11 PM
Probably only locally in DC. I’m at the game right now.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:11 PM
I can’t believe people can’t get excited for Pitt-Utah tonight. Big Fucking game tonight.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:12 PM
it’s probably a 2 for 1. And Middle Tennessee is better than their directional & state names would imply
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:14 PM
It’s the new AMC show that will debut on Halloween. Looks amazing. Amazing…
I agree. Its based on a very popular comic book series. Should be sick.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:14 PM
@Jose-I’m in Hampton; no coverage here except HU Radio. Sucky.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:14 PM
If I were a Big East or Utah fan, I could. No skin in the game, man.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:14 PM
they almost beat Kentucky one year. So there’s that.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:16 PM
They’re pretty good. Tech has them on the schedule this year too. Only problem for MTSU is that their QB is suspended for the foreseeable future.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:17 PM
I plan on watching maybe the Hawaii game. But it will be Twins on the computer, US Open on the TV, and whatever I can catch of the Vikings game
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:17 PM
Yeah, I’m bout to leave because it’s raining, but at least it’s on TV here.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:18 PM
Ha. You should man. Decent chance you are watching two BCS bowl teams tonight.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:18 PM
Fragile Fred Taylor is starting for the Pats. Cool.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:18 PM
I know Middle Tennessee State’s decent, just struck me as odd that a Big Ten team would travel there…go whatever their mascot is!
Forgot how much I hate Lou Holtz…Office rerun until 6:30 it is
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:19 PM
I’ll watch Gamecocks, then Project Runway @ 9, then Skins @ 10, from the desert.
/men in tight pants + men and women making tight pants (and skirts)
//woooo!
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:20 PM
Fetch? Where do you hail from? Vikes replay should be on NFL Network later tonight/tomorrow but do not look for the big names to play one down. Some battles to watch to see who makes the team though.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:20 PM
Pitt-Utah is damn good. I’m not getting the lack of interest either.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:20 PM
I think it’s “Cletus: The Deformed Offspring Of Cousin Love”
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:20 PM
Suck it.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:21 PM
to me that looks like Zombieland without the entertainment
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:22 PM
CMU has a 2 for 1 with NC State, and another 2 for 1 with Mich St. Didn’t Wisconsin do the same with Fresno?
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:22 PM
Is anybody going to the BSU – Va Tech game Monday? Thinking about making the trip down there.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:24 PM
Why the hell doesn’t Gravatar work? I did the profile picture thing!
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:25 PM
Do I spend the ten bucks or whatever it is to be able to watch Georgia State online?
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:26 PM
Yessir.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:26 PM
I would like the hire the consultant that works your travel budget/expense account Jersey.
re: MTSU – my old roommate is an alum. Said women’s basketball is a big deal there, football and everything else no one cares about. I’ve been to Murfreesboro, I think they still assign your job title based on rankings in the Confederate army.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:27 PM
Is it set to G? Did you make sure you selected it? Did you make sure you cropped and saved it? Did you ctrl-f5 the browser?
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:27 PM
C’mon Marshall +28.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:28 PM
Make sure the e-mail you signed up to Gravatar with is the one on your TBL profile. You can access that by clicking your name where it says “Logged in as” above the comment box.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:29 PM
Also since Middle Tennessee is WKU’s biggest rival I would like to say F them.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:29 PM
Good call, hadn’t considered the 2-for-1 deal…perhaps Boise should consider this
And Jersey, I’m sure Lou’s a nice guy, good college football coach…he blows goats as a spit-riddled analyst
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:30 PM
Shatner – Holtz picked Louisville to upset Kentucky – any insight on that game?
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:30 PM
Screw Lou Holtz. Says NU is losing to Vandy. Yeah right. No cocky but confident. Holtz is still mad about 1995.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:30 PM
@Lefty – you’re going Monday?! Awesome.
Are you rooting for Hokies?
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:31 PM
Butters – I think Nebraska offered Boise a 2 for 1 deal and Boise turned them down
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:31 PM
Finally, football has comeback. Pop is topped, hot dogs are cooked. I don’t even care that I don’t get E3 and have to listen to the radio stream.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO C-A-N-E-S CANES
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:31 PM
They’re not interested in anything that would eliminate their ability to complain about teams being afraid to schedule them.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:32 PM
Great coach. Great motivational speaker. A fucking hack homer as an “analyst”
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:32 PM
Watching Ohio State until they’re up two touchdowns, or Pitt-Utah starts…whichever happens first
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:32 PM
Yep. Just this once. Still gonna wear my GT hat though.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:33 PM
Sup bitches? Orioles Magic? Not tonight, so far.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:33 PM
Nice start by Marshall. Just quit.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:33 PM
Some Marshall KR just got hammered and fumbled… Buckeye ball
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:33 PM
There is no chance that Jay V is sitting down right now. Whether in his living room or wherever.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:33 PM
I’ll take any late night game where Hawaii is involved. Just for the beach shots.
/Need to find a way to live on the island…soon
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:33 PM
Sandstorm has been on loop on his ipod since lunch.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:34 PM
As they should. Boise isn’t CMU or Fresno, or Middle Tennessee. They’ve won 2 BCS bowl games since the last time Nebraska has even been to one.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:34 PM
Wow! Pryor can hit his first option that is wide open = he is coming of age.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:35 PM
3 possible upsets tonight: Utah, Hawaii, Southern Miss. Did anybody call Lloyd Banks to get this motherfucker crunk? We are now past game time
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:35 PM
Souvenir, I loaded the image but when I click on the user name on Gravitar it just shows the G and I can’t select another image. Any idea? Also, the name that logs in even though it is same one as here, shows up as something different. Weird?
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:35 PM
Hmmm.
It’s a she. And she is the best.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:35 PM
Well that was easy.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:36 PM
Well then don’t complain about how nobody will play you in your place…there are ways to make this happen but they don’t want to make it happen
And I’m sure Nebraska could run the table in the WAC…make Boise have to beat OU or Texas this past decade to get to a BCS game
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:36 PM
what a drive by Pryor – incredible.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:36 PM
Lefty- I hope Spurrier writes a book. You’re right. I would read the shit out of it.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:37 PM
Jeez, inally seeing it on tv made me realize how fabulous it is to have college football back again. Good luck to everyone’s teams this season
/GO HOKIES!
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:37 PM
Damn I got goosebumps and I don’t give a shit about USM or Sakerlina.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:38 PM
holy crap the gophers ran the ball for distance for 33 yards.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:38 PM
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW
/spits
//waves old glory
///shoots guns wildly in the air
////Dictates yard instructions to a bunch of illegals
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:38 PM
Fuck that, go Terps!
/Cellar Dwellar of the ACC
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:40 PM
Harris to Hankerson, TD Miami….and so it begins.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:40 PM
/////signals in offensive playcall
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:40 PM
Of course they should. I can’t help but admire Boise’s strategy, it’s worked perfectly. I mean sure it may annoy you, but you can’t deny its effectiveness. I respect that.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:40 PM
This.
/GO IRISH!
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:40 PM
I cant wait for UConn to visit the big house.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:41 PM
What V4L said.
One City – I dunno about the gravatar then. If your emails are the same on each and you rated the image ‘G’ like Jersey said, it should be fine.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:42 PM
John Lynch is pushing avocados these days
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:44 PM
Pryor looks amazing throwing to wide open recievers.
Fuck Justin Benedict Boren
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:44 PM
Also, fuck that.
Going to the ND-Maryland game Monday, rather excited, though we’ll probably lose. I hope the Kelly Effect hasn’t kicked in yet.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:44 PM
The Fighting Brett Favres look pretty good here.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:44 PM
Shittt. Ok I’ll figure it later. BTW how many games you guys got up? 1? 2? That’s weak. I got 5 right now.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:45 PM
should have been a tripping penalty – but whatever the route is on.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:45 PM
Pulled the trigger on a one month subscription to Georgia State digital media for 9.95 so I can see their first ever game. Jacked.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:45 PM
Ha, good luck. Mine hasn’t shown up in at least a year and a half.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:46 PM
Do you know something I don’t know?
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:48 PM
He means Navy.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:48 PM
I’ll say that I do, though I probably don’t. Maryland is just terrible. Fridge needs to be fired so badly.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:48 PM
Uh oh… Marshall with a BIG return.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:48 PM
C’mon ref that was a late hit – tackled him out of bounds.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:49 PM
Jesus, I do mean Navy. What the hell am I on.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:49 PM
zero. Beat that.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:49 PM
Sucks that they couldn’t afford to fire his fat ass.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:49 PM
Buckner, you mean Navy – Maryland? How much of the crowd will be for Maryland even though it’s at Navy?
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:50 PM
Why is it always the red blooded Americans who like College Football? Wasn’t it originally an Ivy League Sport? Why don’t you college football fans come down from your Ivory Towers and support the NFL like the rest of us true American Patriots?
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:50 PM
My cable network sucks. Says Big Ten Network is available but can’t find it.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:51 PM
dipshit – I knew he would miss that.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:51 PM
Anyone know if Comcast has the Alternate B10 Network channels? I used to have UVerse and I had like 4 alternate B10 Network channels for when multiple games were on at the same time.
I dont care about Indiana, more for future reference.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:52 PM
It’ll probably be like 60% Maryland, just based on how many more Maryland fans there are, but Navy gets awesome representation. There were tons of Navy fans up in Princeton for the lacrosse NCAAs.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:52 PM
Weed?
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:53 PM
Yup. Though if they don’t get a bowl, and the probably won’t, he’ll be gone after this season. And the ridiculous ‘coach-in-waiting’ tag they gave to Franklin was a terrible idea, he sucks too.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:53 PM
TOUCHDOWN PANTHERS! Georgia State up 7-0 in their first game ever!
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:53 PM
Fridge is just burnt. Navy will probably steamroll them but we’ll see. It’s the same offense Georgia Tech runs so Maryland might be able to figure it out (but I doubt it)
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:53 PM
Football coming back means cold weather is right around the corner. I can’t get excited knowing this
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:53 PM
Coop – use the B10 game finder:
http://bigtengames.channelfinder.net/start.asp?zip=44224
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:54 PM
I so wish, alas, I’m at work.
Plus, I have to get my run in after work tonight, so midnight runnin’! Been a long time.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:55 PM
Sooo… Jacory Harris gonna play to the end of the first quarter?
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:55 PM
Are you kidding? NFL ANYDAY of the Week over College FB. College FB is #4 overall sport for me. Probably #5 actually. NFL #1 in so many ways.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:56 PM
Bill Curry is the man
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:56 PM
Speak for yourself. I look amazing in cable-knit sweaters, hoodies, blazers, and peacoats.
/I would rather just not ever wear a shirt though.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:56 PM
Just when I was about to say you were a great new poster, you go and do this.
CFB #1 NFL #2.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:56 PM
For me- 1)MLB 2)C.Football 3)Racing 4)C.Basketball 5)NFL 6)NBA 7)NHL
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:56 PM
These games suck.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:56 PM
Of course, but CFB is #2 for me.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:56 PM
Yeah, Fridge should’ve retired a couple years ago. Wujciak will have to have the game of his life for Maryland to win.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:57 PM
On the exact opposite side of this. Ready for fall weather. Plus, I have a lot better clothes for colder weather.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:57 PM
whatchu talkin’ bout sunnyside?
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:58 PM
Billy Buck is Josh Portis the qb transfer from Florida still with the Terps or did he flame out a couple years back?
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:58 PM
If I take my teams out:
1. CFB
2. NFL
3. CBB
4. NBA
5. Soccer
6. Baseball
7. Hockey
8. Random Sport Fetch watches.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:58 PM
baseball stat of the night: Yuniesky Betancourt has a better OPS+ than Derek Jeter. Awesome.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:59 PM
Garcia still sucks. He always will.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:59 PM
Good to see Marshall can’t catch
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:59 PM
sports:
1. college Hockey
2. Baseball
3. NHL
4. college bball
5. soccer
6. tennis
7. college football
8. NFL
347358353. NBA
Unless the Olympics count as a singular entity. Then that’s 1.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:00 PM
#1 NFL, #2 NHL, #3 College Hoops, #4 College FB, #5 MLB, #6 Golf, #7 Auto Racing, etc.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:00 PM
No need for sports popularity contests tonight kids…can’t we just enjoy live football that counts on tonight?
Oh my, that Cock quarterback just made a helluva run
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:00 PM
Play of his life.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:00 PM
Garcia with a bomb ass td run. Fucking impressive.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:00 PM
He may want a word with you…
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:00 PM
fucking dropped passes – catch the damn ball, Marshall.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:00 PM
Damn Garcia. That was nice.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:00 PM
Damn you South Carolina.
Seriously, I love doing shows on fantasy football.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:00 PM
You obviously live in Chicago with that Bears handle… you a hockey fan? If so, Blackhawks?
Touchdown South Cackalaka
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:01 PM
Baseball behind soccer? Surely you jest
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:01 PM
Flamed out bigtime. Couldn’t pass to save his life, if he was in he was running like Tebow’s freshman year, except worse, then ineligible, then mouthy, then the fans hated him and he left. I think he got back onto the team his Sr. year, but never saw the field.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:01 PM
1. NFL
2. NFL
3. NFL
4. MLB
5. college hoops, specifically conference tourneys/March Madness
6. NHL
-874. NBA
-9999999999999. college football
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:01 PM
1) NCB
3) NBA
3) CFB
4) NFL
5) MLB
Nothing else matters
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:03 PM
HUGE Hockey fan, Souvenir. HUGE Hawks fan.
/Soccer sucks BTW
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:03 PM
Thanks.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:03 PM
Thanks Harbaugh, looks like I dont get any. Stupid northeasterners and their inability to appreciate college ball.
1. NFL 2. CFB 3. NBA 4. PS3
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:04 PM
HE’S MINE! LEAVE HIM ALONE! ALL OF YOU, BACK!
/pushes Jersey down the stairs
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:04 PM
You’ve won me over.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:04 PM
In terms of watching and enjoying? Yes.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:04 PM
God dammit I can almost smell the weekend. The weather is supposed to drop to 76 and sunny, Red Bull Flugtag Saturday then ‘Free Enegery’ concert then weird party, Rays-O’s game then BBQ Sunday, then Navy-Maryland game Monday. I’ll be sober for my runs in the morning and that’s it. So much for relaxing.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:05 PM
Ohio St pride anyone? Kurt Coleman just picked off Brunell to the house.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:05 PM
NFL
Baseball
CBB
NHL
CFB
College baseball
WC Soccer
NBDL
NBA
Olympics
Special Olympics
MLS Soccer
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:05 PM
Big play. Big, big play.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:05 PM
Oops. Joe McKnight fumble instead. Seen that before!
/sorry TBL
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:05 PM
Now this is a Top 4 I can support…my #5 is CFB though, rooting for the Gophers sap your ability to love the sport anymore?
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:06 PM
One City where did you acquire your love of Bill Curry?
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:07 PM
From NFL Films lol and broadcasting. I’m 22 so that would be quite a lie to say I saw him play. Baltimore Colts right?
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:08 PM
This SC-So Miss is a nice appetizer but I’m ready for Utah-Pitt. Especially since I can’t watch Ex-Chippewas play. Anyone watching the Bears or Steelers games, let me now how Lefevour or Brown look please.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:08 PM
I’ve never had any rooting interest in college football, the quality of play is too awful.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:09 PM
TD Marshall
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:09 PM
Who’s the hot blonde on Big Brother? Good God funbags.
/channel surfing
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:09 PM
Always classes up Mike and Mike when he’s on. Love the voice
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:09 PM
1. NFL
2. MLB
3. NHL/College Hockey
4. Any team kicking the Packers ass
5. Any team kicking the Cowboys ass
6. Any team kicking the Bears ass
7. Beer Pong league at the bar
8. Cricket
9. Chess
10. Midget Tossing
infinite. NBA
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:10 PM
WOW. Marshall blocked a FG and returned for TD. 14-7 Bucks
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:10 PM
Ditto. But Marshall just took one back to the crib.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:10 PM
Packers then Colts. I’m certainly not old enough to have seen him play, but I remember him being a head coach at Tech, then Alabama, then Kentucky, and then his work at ESPN. He is the man though.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:10 PM
I am in sports overload right now. Red Sox, G-men, and college football. Can’t wait for Uconn on Sat. What a great time of year.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:10 PM
Mine came from back in the 90′s he seemed to do every Badger game on ESPN with Dave O’Brien…then when he’d do his radio bits telling old stories about the Packers and Baltimore Colts, fantastic
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:11 PM
1. Baseball
2. CBB
3. NFL
4. CFB
5. Soccer
6. F1
7. Hockey (potential to rise)
8. I guess Olympic Sports? Just rolled it into 1, track by itself would rival CBB otherwise.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:11 PM
Miami Defense has looked like it’s same shitty self so far. Lots of big plays, missed tackles, and penalties.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:11 PM
Tarvaris Jackson is fucking awful. Three bad passes and boo’s at the Dome. Trade him for a 7th round pick. Tonight!
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:12 PM
Good look out. I had written that game off already.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:12 PM
I remember Curry on ESPN games when I was in school even. Put him with Wayne Larrivee and that was a GREAT game to listen to. Damn you Butters for stealing Wayne from us.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:12 PM
Hilarious, our local CBS affiliate picked up the Viking’s game, must have been assuming Favre would play…fail
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:13 PM
Marhsall – why the hell are you not having 2 deep safties? you have no speed.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:13 PM
And OSU just nutpunches Marshall’s momentum.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:13 PM
…Maybe it’s me. Maybe my WVU-ness is causing Marshall to play like shit when I watch them. Excellent.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:13 PM
I think generally the older you get the more you gravitate to the NFL. The level of play in this So. Miss / SC game is just atrocious.
But hey, at least it’s football and it sure as hell beats the Yankees on YES.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:14 PM
You jumped on the wagon this last year, Billy. Bandwagon fan, but still a fan nonetheless. Besides, you’ve got one the most exciting guys in the game to watch. Caps probably the most optimistic franchise in the DC area right now.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:14 PM
And can someone look into Dayne Sanzenbacher’s eligibility – it seems like he has been there for a long time.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:14 PM
Wayne is a d-bag but he was always a Packers fan. I guess he went “home”. Jag.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:14 PM
Butters, where do you live?
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:15 PM
Double this since they played at 1 today. Weekday games can just smile and blow me.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:15 PM
Watching a funeral of a family member > Michael Kay anecdote
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:16 PM
Only choice here in Minnesota tonight has to be the Twins game. First series of the Vikes preseason game was atrocious, and I can’t get into Gophers/Middle Tenn State. Hopefully this’ll be the correct choice.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:16 PM
You need MLB.tv, Senator. Watch those at work.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:17 PM
I’ll admit it, I did. I used to watch hockey when I was a kid and it was on ESPN and my dad watched it, and went to a handfull of Caps games when they were terrible, but the last year or so I’ve actually started to follow it closely, try to learn about hockey so I might ever know what I’m talking about.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:17 PM
nice – first down Marshall keep the pressure on them.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:18 PM
Scenic Madison, WI
The Gophers are manhandling MTS over on ESPNU…might have to see if anyone’s going out drinking unless the football improves tonight
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:18 PM
I’ve always liked the NFL more and I’m young so IDK about that. Also, I would say the majority 70-30 of my friends are NFL. Generally the country is NFL > CFB except the Southeast. TOUCHDOWN BEARS!
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:18 PM
My remote is getting a workout going between the three.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:19 PM
hey craig James – fuck you.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:19 PM
Troy and 300 on right now. Poor counter programming tonight AMC and TBS.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:20 PM
I started to get snacks for the games tonight but the stores were over-run with folks getting food for the coming armaggedon named Earl.
/I hate hurricane season
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:20 PM
Mahalo.
CRM is getting his inner-HST on.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:20 PM
finally got mlbtv to work. praise god
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:21 PM
Good to know Butters. I am in Minneapolis.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:22 PM
Good luck down there, and anyone else in that area.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:22 PM
MLB.tv has way too many glitches for how much it costs. I’ve nearly lost my shit multilple times thanks to it.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:22 PM
stupid ass play call on 3rd and 2. C’mon Marshall need you to keep this within 28.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:24 PM
you’ll get a lot of rain and thats it. hurricane ike is a rare occurrence. it fucked up a lot of the country. indiana lost power for a few weeks
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:25 PM
Ric Flair in the house at the south cackalacky game. Wooooooooooooo!
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:27 PM
Celebration penalties in the NCAA are a fucking joke…are these guys supposed to cap a big play by putting their heads down?
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:27 PM
Refs in Columbia Spurrier’s family?
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:27 PM
And the Miami defense wakes up. It’s getting ugly.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:28 PM
Pryor just got pancaked.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:29 PM
I’m with you a Fucking joke.
Just like that roughing the kicking penalty.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:30 PM
Time for some big boy football baby.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:30 PM
Celebrations are one of my favorite things about football, that the NCAA (and NFL, but a helluva lot less) is not allowing them is bullshit. They’re there to entertain us, and the dances are entertaining, dammit.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:32 PM
Yep.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:32 PM
easy ass trivia question – sterling sharpe.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:33 PM
Lindsay Soto: Hellllooooooooooooo nurse.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:33 PM
Ray Ray with the pick 6!
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:33 PM
Another touchdown for Georgia State! 17-0!
/!!!
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:34 PM
mmmm….pork chop on a stick
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:35 PM
Is this team they’re playing the absolute dregs of the sport? This is pretty remarkable even so, no? The East Dillon Lions doing some work
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:35 PM
Dion Lewis has not changed his game picture btw. Great news for everyone.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:37 PM
I honestly have no idea. State looks like they know what the hell they’re doing though. Running it well on offense. Defense is a little weak, but not terrible.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:38 PM
First and Goal, SC. Gadget play worked great, QB even had a nice block there.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:38 PM
God dammit, where’s a good feed for the Pitt game? Channel Surfing doesn’t have one, oddly.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:39 PM
I think it’s time to put Storm in the game for the Canes
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:40 PM
Must be real fun right now to be a South Carolina freshman in the student section. Especially if you don’t have class tomorrow.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:40 PM
Jesus Christ T-Jack looks like shit. Great #2 QB we have here.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:41 PM
Does Utah join the Pac 10 in 2011 or 2012?
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:42 PM
Baker gives up a bomb to prolific HR hitter Don Kelly. Toss him on the pile.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:42 PM
Miami can’t afford any injuries. I need them to beat OSU.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:43 PM
Goin’ out drinkin’…enjoy the footbaw kids
Looked like a dropped pass there in Utah
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:43 PM
2011… Hold onto the football son.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:43 PM
HAHA Tebow funbled the snap and vikes recovered and ran for a td!
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:44 PM
Damn the Summer of Mallett twitter just referred to Stephen Hawking as pudding legs. Almost spit my beer out.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:45 PM
terrible spot in the OSU game – he was half a yard short.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:46 PM
Miami can’t afford any injuries
Eh, depends on the position. RB? They can sustain it. WR? Depends who it is. QB or LB? Dear Lord, no
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:46 PM
this announcer sucks – that wasn’t speed it was a wide open lane to the endzone.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:47 PM
Speaking of Hawking, did everybody see that he now doubts the existence of God?
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:48 PM
Looks like Baker ate a dumbshit sandwich for a pre-game meal. Casilla too for double clutching the double play.
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW threw an INT! Tebow sucks. 2 series, 2 turnovers.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:49 PM
Crucial juncture in Tebow’s career right here
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:50 PM
He’s better than T-Jack.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:51 PM
reg – you’re actually watching the Vikes game? Wow
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:52 PM
Refs are in the tank for OSU, even the homer Big 10 announcers said a penalty on OSU was obvious.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:53 PM
Watching Tebow suck is what I am doing! lol I am switching from Twins to Vikes to Gophers games.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:53 PM
that’s not much to be proud of
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:53 PM
Time to find a new kicker for the Gophers
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:54 PM
No he’s not
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:54 PM
At least I won’t go 0-3 I don’t think. Ohio State-Marshall over 47 looks safe
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:54 PM
This Twins game is going to take 4 hours
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:55 PM
I get the feeling that Tressel will be looking to run up scores this year when/if given the chance.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:56 PM
Man I don’t like Utah’s QB.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:58 PM
He hardly ever runs it up – I can remember him doing it in 2008 against UM and once or twice against NW. other than that he will go pure tressel-ball to run out the clock and avoid injuries.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:58 PM
Well, the amount of college football I’m going to be able to watch this year is nearly zero seeing as I am in Italy for the next ten months. But hey, hope the rest of you enjoy it. Moreover, it’s not like UVA football’s current predicament really motivates me to make the effort to watch.
I’ll still be catching some NFL action. Gotta keep up the fantasy team.
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:59 PM
Damn you ChannelSurfing.net for not having the Pitt game. Bastards.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:02 PM
That 1 random black guy really stands out in the crowd of the Utah game.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:02 PM
tie game now
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:03 PM
That’s the Gopher team I know.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:04 PM
You don’t just walk into whatever the hell MTSU calls their stadium and expect to comeout with a win.
Fuck Tim Brewster.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:04 PM
Didn’t they beat Maryland 2 years in a row? Besides their unfortunate name, they really aren’t that bad
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:06 PM
Harumph!
//The Gov in Blazing Saddles
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:06 PM
I think they beat Arizona in March Madness when Arizona was a 2 or 3 seed
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:07 PM
Amazing to see the difference between Sage and T fucking Jack.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:08 PM
The Orioles are back in it – Wieters!
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:08 PM
Switch-Hitting Jesus brings the O’s to within 1!
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:09 PM
Dion Lewis is so fucking good.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:09 PM
For reminding me of those games, fuck you.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:09 PM
whirling dervish reference – awesome job VS announcer.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:09 PM
I just want to stress how stupid a name Middle Tennessee State is. First off, Central is much better than middle. Secondly, if you have the direction, why add an extra generic “state” to the end. MTSU is a disgrace to directional schools everywhere.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:10 PM
Stotm isn’t dressed tonight. Probably see alot of Lamar and maybe Clements.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:10 PM
If you can get ESPN3.com over there, you can catch most ACC games.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:11 PM
/points at gravatar
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:11 PM
So… Stanton looks like he wants the backup position
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:11 PM
Don’t help him. The lucky bastard is already living in Italy for 10 months. Don’t make the rich get richer.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:12 PM
Dion Lewis – stud.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:13 PM
Fuck Stanton. waste of a second round pick – all he does is look good in the preseason and absolutely suck in the regular season.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:13 PM
Lewis finds the endzone. Utah needs to stop giving up the ball. Been playing well, but running teams like Pitt LOVE them some short fields.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:13 PM
I’ve been impressed how Dion Lewis for Pitt has been playing so far this game, he’s def running hard and downhill
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:13 PM
How did Dion Lewis not get any other (real) offers?
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:15 PM
ion Lewis is a beast! Heisman contender this year and I bet he takes it hoe next year.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:15 PM
My guess is his size, or lack thereof.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:17 PM
Billy Buck –
Utah/Pitt stream for u
http://alpha2zulu.webstarts.com/a2z_channel_2.html
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:17 PM
But I don’t remember his arm looking this good. But then again, I haven’t watched as many Lions preseason games as you.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:18 PM
Size and looked “vanilla” on tape to everybody else except for just one of the assistants from Pitt. He didn’t get to a good football school until late in his high school career.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:19 PM
Utah’s QB is thoroughly underwhelming.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:19 PM
A Brian Johnson sighting!!!
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:20 PM
He has a ton of preseason comebacks where he looks good – the thing is he is playing against third stringers, once he plays against first stringers he is exposed.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:21 PM
LOVE that guy.
Matt Asiata is still there? Crazy.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:23 PM
Last qb to beat Bama.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:23 PM
awesome run by MTSU – great play fake by the QB
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:24 PM
dumbass MTSU qb gets sacked for about a 15 yard loss – dumbass.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:25 PM
Yeah, but don’t you want to see him against 2nd stringers at least, and if he does well there, give him another chance against the ones in the preseason? He’s still a young guy, maybe it’s just taken him a while to develop into a quality backup
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:25 PM
Whew, that was pretty Bullet.. this has been a decent game so far, glad it’s the first one i’m watching of the season
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:25 PM
TD UTES!!!!!! They looked fan fucking tastic that drive.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:26 PM
good game out in moron-land. I hope the fighting wannstaches can answer.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:26 PM
DOCTOR LOU!!!!!!!
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:27 PM
CLUTCH! Thank you sir!
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:27 PM
Wow. I never, really thought about that.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:28 PM
Craig Hummer? His last name is Hummer? That blows.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:28 PM
That Utah team was fucking good. Very fucking good.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:28 PM
FUMBLE!!!!! BALL UTES!!!!!!!!
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:29 PM
That Doctor Lou segment was more like a session with The Ladies Man…
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:29 PM
Your welcome.
He might be the only QB to beat Michigan and Alabama the same season.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:30 PM
IIRC their closest game was against the worst Michigan team of all time.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:30 PM
True that. Rich Rod’s first game, too.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:32 PM
But, they didn’t lose that season.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:32 PM
Yeah but Utah totally dominated the Michigan game much more than the scored indicated
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:32 PM
Cleanup under Lou, need 2 dry mops please.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:32 PM
And to think that back then I was excited for the Rich Rod era.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:33 PM
TOUCHDOWN UTES!!!!!!
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:33 PM
Utes back on top, nice roll out and hit in the flats
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:33 PM
yeah they were a great team – just kinda funny that their closest game was that shittastic UM team. I was totally impressed by how they schooled Saban and Bammer.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:34 PM
I don’t think anyone saw that coming. Especially not the way it happened, Utah just looked faster than Bama.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:35 PM
Impressed? More like SHOCKED. I figured it would be a close game, Bama would just be too good. Was a fucking beat down from the first whistle.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:36 PM
Oh no, Storm didn’t even dress? He’s not gonna redshirt is he? I mean, it makes sense if he does but I’ve heard so much about him. I just want to see him play. I love the short leash for Highsmith, btw. Randy’s on that discipline this year!
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:37 PM
I don’t know if this has been covered, but ESPN3 is FINALLY coming to Time-Warner cable subscribers. It’s about fucking time…
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:38 PM
Fuck Time Warner. Fucking terrible company.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:39 PM
Jose you getting the Hogs game on ppv this weekend?
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:39 PM
Are we considering the fact that Bama might’ve been uninterested after losing to Florida in SEC Championship game? Plus all that crap with Andre Smith…
Don’t get me wrong, Utah deserves credit for executing so well, but Bama’s heart was still in Tuscaloosa, or Atlanta, if you will.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:40 PM
Until I can get NFL Network from them I won’t be happy
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:40 PM
Agreed. I’m just happy they did something halfway right, even if the customers have to finance their correct decision.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:41 PM
What a story on the kid Matt Szcur of Villanova. Hopes there are more like him in college sports.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:42 PM
Nasty catch.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:42 PM
Okay Utes just starting to put the beat down on Pitt.. how a DB do you let him come down with that
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:44 PM
This is probably true, but you still have to have some pride. There is still football to be played, and they got whupped.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:44 PM
I’m streaming it on my computer and hooking it up to the tv. You? Also are you going to Dallas? I can’t wait for that
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:45 PM
Andre Smith is crap.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:45 PM
Damn, terrible pass Wynn. Just turrible.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:45 PM
Wow. Storm Johnson not dressed but Graig Cooper in the game. Good to see him back w/o missing a game. Goo lord is The U loaded at RB. It’s like 2000 all over again
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:45 PM
terrible decision by Utah QB – gotta get points in the redzone
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:46 PM
Nice INT to salvage that bad Defensive Drive
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:46 PM
Watching Stephen Garcia makes me smile.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:46 PM
Throw that away, you have a chance to go up 2 scores with a FG. Aweful play
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:50 PM
Vest might want to think about getting Pryor out of there – he’s taking some hits.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:50 PM
Fuck. I forgot about Kiper vs. McShay. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:50 PM
I got season tickets so my day will start at 10:00. It’s Tennessee tech and I am pumped. Not going to Dallas this year. I’m waiting for a couple years for that.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:51 PM
Like I said, Craig Hummer? Really? What a shame his childhood must’ve been. Actually, teen years.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:53 PM
+ 1 billion.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:53 PM
I just switched to ESPN and saw the Revis, Suh, C.Johnson commercial for the first time.. lol that was actually pretty good
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:55 PM
thank god Detroit sucks
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:56 PM
Yeah. My dad and I are gonna try the internet thing instead of buying ppv’s, but if the feed is crap, he’ll probably just pay. My dad’s a huge cowboy fan as well and he wants to see the stadium so he’s like a kid counting down the days until Christmas. He had to pull some major strings to get the tickets, though, which is surprising. I would think there’d be plenty of available seats.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:56 PM
What sucks the most is that they make these games close. Just get blown the fuck out so I can move on.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:57 PM
Watched The Great Outdoors today. I haven’t seen that film in years. John Candy. And Aykroyd’s funniest movie IMO. Plus, the oldest sons waitress girlfriend is really hot.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:58 PM
Jose what sites do you usually stream your football/sports from. The 2 I use the most are http://www.firstrow.net & http://www.atdhe.net
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:58 PM
Is this Spurrier’s best team since he’s been in Columbia? They look pretty damn good tonight.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:00 PM
It’s Southern Miss, heck even NC State looked good against them when they played
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:00 PM
Great outdoors is good – but Akyroyd’s funniest is blues bros IMO.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:02 PM
I fucking hate Papelbon so fucking much. Only player I hate more is A-Roid. They’re both on their own planet.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:03 PM
Pfft. Please. Celtic Pride.
/kidding
/kind of
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:03 PM
Yeah, but their offense looks competent. That wasn’t the case last year.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:04 PM
Great outdoors is good – but Akyroyd’s funniest is blues bros IMO.
I don’t really remember laughing during The Blues Brothers. Or Animal House, for that matter. Those films turned into vinegar over the years. Caddyshack turned into fine wine.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:04 PM
I’m with you on papelboner- that darsch is a fucking asswipe.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:05 PM
Fuck that shit, ‘Blues Brothers’ and ‘Animal House’ both still rule. Plus, ‘Animal House’ got me out of my first ticket. Good times.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:05 PM
simmons 90210 podcast is epic. seriously. if you were a fan of the show, you’ll be laughing your ass off the entire time
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:06 PM
I gotta agree on Akroyd’s funniest being Blues Brothers. The Great Outdoors is definitely good though. John Candy was great.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:06 PM
I respect both of those but I’ve always been partial to “Trading Places”. I’ve watched that movie so many times on TBS it’s sad.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:07 PM
Oooooo, ‘Trading Places.’ Good call. Great flick.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:08 PM
Are you regularly listening/reading Simmons now TBL? Or are you still avoiding his stuff for the most part?
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:08 PM
John Candy was great.
Uncle Buck still makes me laugh.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:09 PM
Animal house still has it, but to each his own.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:09 PM
Aykroyd is the funniest in The Great Outdoors. It’s not necessarily his funniest move. Though Blue Bros. is still over rated. IMO. Trading Places is good. Not that funny. Plus it has boobs. The only movie I really lol at is Caddyshack. And it’s one of my favorite movies.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:10 PM
Agreed, I only watched the first few seasons but it’s great to hear them talk about awesomely bad episodes I haven’t seen. I totally forgot about that godawful 60s flashback episode.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:10 PM
Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:11 PM
Are you regularly listening/reading Simmons now TBL? Or are you still avoiding his stuff for the most part?
Simmons contract ending soon + low seven figures + biggest blog splash ever. You listening, FSV?
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:11 PM
Blatz fucking sucks.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:12 PM
Candy’s best is Trains, Planes and Automobiles, IMO of course.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:13 PM
Bubbles: Did you read his column today and basically take shots at all the cliches that concern ESPN’s NFL coverage/analysis. I actually covered my mouth reading the end of the third paragraph.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:15 PM
Simmons contract ending soon + low seven figures = biggest blog splash ever. You listening, FSV?
*fixed.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:17 PM
Utah’s QB kind of sucks – bad timing killed a TD.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:19 PM
yea, the Utes QB is hot handling the heavy blitzes well at all
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:19 PM
yeah, i’ve been boozing heavily, but the 90210 podcast is EPIC. no, i dont listen regularly, but this 90210 one is cracking me up.
Matthew Berry is friends with Jesse, Andrea Zuckerman’s husband? Random
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:19 PM
Bubbles: Did you read his column today and basically take shots at all the cliches that concern ESPN’s NFL coverage/analysis. I actually covered my mouth reading the end of the third paragraph.
I read all his columns. Is it this:
The days of Trent Dilfer winning a Super Bowl are long gone.
Or this?
There’s a reason they call quarterbacks “field generals.”
Then again, this was pretty good:
As I’ve written before, the Backhanded Compliment Scale for starting QBs goes like this …
1.0: (Shrugging helplessly)
2.0: I mean, he’s not a train wreck or anything.
3.0: You could do worse.
4.0: You could definitely do worse.
4.5: You know, he’s really not that bad.
5.0: I’ll tell ya, he’s NOT that bad.
6.0: He throws a nice deep ball, I will say that.
7.0: Say what you want about the guy, but he makes plays.
8.0: He’s not pretty, but he’s pretty effective.
9.0: You could make the playoffs with this guy.
10.0: Look, if the Ravens could win a Super Bowl with Trent Dilfer …
I have Campbell at 7.0 (10 points better than the minus-3.5 they got from JaMarcus last season) and Henne at 8.5 (just one reason why I think Miami can steal the AFC East in 2010). And yes, the Sanchize was a 6.0.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:21 PM
I should have italic’d the last, decimal part.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:24 PM
So true, greatest way to get with a girl was talk about 90210
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:25 PM
That and the part where he kept repeating “The National Football League”. Just great.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:26 PM
That and the part where he kept repeating “The National Football League”. Just great.
Oh, yea. I hate that too. Jaworski can be annoying.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:28 PM
Damn I’m beside myself over here. Georgia State won 41-7, and the attendance was 30k+ tonight. Unreal. Simply unreal.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:28 PM
I can’t take this podcast anymore. There’s too much shit I don’t remember. I’d rather listen to music.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:29 PM
MTSU just gave the game away – what a dumbass fumble
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:29 PM
2004′d.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:31 PM
Who did Georgia State play?
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:31 PM
Jose – Shorter College
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:32 PM
Yeah it was. And I loved that show anyway. Until the 3rd season
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:33 PM
HUGE BLOCK FOR PITT!!!
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:34 PM
Show sprinted when it could have just easily jogged. 1st season had a good 2 and a half seasons of material in it, easy. Just rushed some shit to fast. Sad.
And another big TO for Pitt. We got a good one brewing in Utah.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:34 PM
blocked! blocked!
Pitt has a huge opportunity here.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:34 PM
Dion just got SMACKED in the hole.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:35 PM
Oh damn, Wanny, don’t do that again if you want to win. So keep doing it.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:36 PM
Everytime I see Utah play, I’m surprised how they control the line of scrimmage – even against power teams
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:36 PM
Pitt’s QB may suck worse than his Utah counterpart – Pitt needs to get Baldwin involved.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:37 PM
UTES with a ‘UGE series there.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:37 PM
Wow, Pitt just blew that opportunity
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:38 PM
would have been nice to get the TD – but at least they made the FG.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:38 PM
Utah is going to mop the floor with ND. It really might be one of those games where aI forgo beer and go straight to Ciroc pregaming mode.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:38 PM
Jersey:
What’s the bet for ND/Purdue Saturday? Purdue is getting 11.5
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:42 PM
I’ve seen ND -11 some places. I would stay away being that its a new coach new offense and you don’t know what you are going to get and Purdue will always be able to put up points. But I would love the over of 55. This game reeks of 34-27.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:43 PM
The best team in the Big East is losing to the 3rd best team in the Mountain West this year. And even with BYU leaving Boise is an upgrade. If they can get Houston, I’m really gonna champion the ‘MWC should get the auto bid over the Big East’ cause. And that WVU should get the hell out of the Big East.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:44 PM
Now if you meant bet between me and you, that’s easy. I get the Genny for a weekend next time I come to Florida or I am your indentured servant for a weekend next time I come to Florida.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:46 PM
Ok, Senator. You got me. My TV is tuned to VS and I’m not watching hockey.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:46 PM
God damn it, Dion Lewis is so fucking good.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:46 PM
Lewis just gave a nice stiff arm.. why weren’t they running him more in the middle of the game
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:46 PM
another nice run by Lewis.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:47 PM
Denzel Washington would’ve been a great Stringer Bell.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:47 PM
Now if you meant bet between me and you, that’s easy. I get the Genny for a weekend next time I come to Florida or I am your indentured servant for a weekend next time I come to Florida.
there you go, although like I said my daughter is getting her permit, and she thinks she’s GETTING, not sharing the Genny. Sadly mistaken.
Plus, I don’t know if I want my Genny smelling like spunk, Patron and AXE for a month after you and your posse leave
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:47 PM
1 word – Wannstache.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:47 PM
Good job, SC. This game has been pretty good except for a couple turnovers. Utah should be up another 10 points right now.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:48 PM
Somewhere, Paul Johnson’s ears are burning.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:49 PM
love that VS is hyping up the WEC during CFB commercials – Aldo is going to decapitate Manvil.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:51 PM
A.) Your daughter will get it back
B.) Uhm, excuse me, JPQ? YOU RAISED A FUCKING BALLER. I won’t fuck in your car, I’ll take them back to the hotel. I drink Scotch or Ciroc, and I don;t leave the house if I don’t smell like Polo Black, Burberry, or YSL.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:51 PM
bad move by Pitt – should have hurried up and snapped the ball to avoid a challenge/both review.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:54 PM
Good call JHS
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:54 PM
makin’ me proud, Jersey
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:56 PM
How’s my ‘vacation’ coming JPQ? Your friends with the accompaniment included packages.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:56 PM
All I have ever wanted is the approval of a father figure.
/sniff
//opens arms
SC: See you tuned in just in time.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:57 PM
I’m surprised that wasn’t overturned – looked to me not to be a catch.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:58 PM
3rd and 1 – give to the workhorse wannstache
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:59 PM
JHS: They looked unsure on the handoff there.
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:59 PM
The QB held on to the ball 2 long.. if he release that ball as soon as hands it off, Pitt has the first easy
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:00 PM
FUCK! I knew I should have taken South Carolina -13. That was a fucking gift. USC -21, LOCK it up. LOVE College football season!
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:01 PM
Yeah – wierd play, but they got it on 4th down, so it didn’t bite them in the ass.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:02 PM
i dont think sammi connected with that punch while jwoww was getting held back
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:02 PM
Where is the fade to Baldwin?
Oh right, Wannstache is calling the shots.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:02 PM
took Utah -3, USC -20.5
two sure losses.
how do you turn the ball over 3 times at home, get a punt block inside your own 20, and expect to win/cover?
f life
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:03 PM
That flag doesn’t kill them. Obvious passing down anyway, this gives them more space.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:03 PM
Yo TBL, moving to NYC in two weeks. Any advice?
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:03 PM
That was a stupid play by the Pitt QB
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:04 PM
USC will cover. I stayed away from that Utah bet. That looked dangerous.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:04 PM
yeah, don’t.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:04 PM
I wouldn’t ever play a real team the 1st week. I have no idea how good either team is.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:04 PM
Him and the Utah QB seem to be battling over who sucks more.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:06 PM
Early thoughts for Miami/OSU, OSU looks seriously much nastier up front, I’ve seen them play many creampuffs and not dominate the line of scrimmage like they did tonight. We were also flying on defense. It will be awfully tough for the U to match up against our lines. We blitzed maybe twice all game, that will not be the story next week. Posey and Pryor are on the same page, haven’t seen that from a QB/WR combo since Smith and Ginn at OSU
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:07 PM
Sideline Barbie >>>>>>> Sideline Shamu
/seriously, WTF, ESPN?
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:08 PM
TBL: Do you ever have any confidence in anything? I mean, you are successful, so you must have some. But damn, come on man.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:08 PM
I think you are looking good to go 2-0 TBL. I need Pitt-Utah to go under 48.5 to go 2-1. Fearing OT as always with an under bet
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:08 PM
I’ll co-sign on Fetch’s point.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:08 PM
ASU:
1) move to a cool neighborhood even if the place is small. you’re only home at night
2) be ready to run up the CC bills – who cares, it’ll be worth it if you’re having fun for a year or two
need to know more about your situation, but i’ll add one last thing: leave the GF at home?
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:09 PM
Yeah Bitch!
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:09 PM
See what I’m saying.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:10 PM
Some very hittable women in Utah apparently.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:10 PM
And the Big East has been officially eliminated from the National Title picture. That didn’t take long
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:10 PM
well that was a blown coverage and nice TD run.. also helped his man was down field blocking for him
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:11 PM
It’s that EXPENSIVE?
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:11 PM
How’s my ‘vacation’ coming JPQ? Your friends with the accompaniment included packages.
SC: He can’t remember the name of the place (it was like 7 years ago), but I’ll DM a couple links on Twitter.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:11 PM
I was not impressed by Pyror his good throws were mostly a result of OSU’s WRs being much faster than the Marshall D-backs.
I think the Miami game is a tossup. Pryor will need to avoid turnovers if he does they might Tressel-ball their way to a 20-17 win.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:12 PM
ASU: Get a metro card. Use the subways if you aren’t in a rush to go anywhere.
You want to party? East side of midtown has fun bars.
If you have free time, do not waste it, go see something, a show, an exhibit, something.
Gray’s Papayas. Thank me later.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:13 PM
Ummm. West Virginia? I’m really only worried about UConn on the schedule. And of course the backyard brawl
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:13 PM
That’s ridiculous analysis. Not to mention your first 10 posts on this thread were about officiating. So I’m thinking you might have an agenda. There’s nobody (other than you) that was not impressed by Pryor. I’m not saying he’s a lock for the Heisman, but he was looking just fine.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:13 PM
Jose, I was WVU baiting there.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:16 PM
Thanks dude. I plan on having a hell of a time.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:16 PM
Jesus. What the hell happened there.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:16 PM
I still got WVU winning the Big East.. also Jose, I asked earlier but think you bounced, what sites do you normally stream your sports from
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:16 PM
How in the hell do you let Baldwin get that open? Ever? Jesus.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:17 PM
Novak Djokovic just gave the best line in the history of ever:
He was being interviewed after his match and the guy asked him if he had the between the legs shot like Federer and he goes “no I have something else between my legs” and then later he goes “I will not show you tonight”
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:17 PM
LOL, ok.
You have your take I have mine. Watch the game without listening to the biased big ten talking heads – Pryor still has a long way to go. The guy has a cannon, but the accuracy is not there. I’m interested to see how he does against d-backs with speed to stay on their man. We will know a lot more next week.
———–
Baldwin finally gets involed – about time wannstache.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:17 PM
I was totally expecting him to drop that pass, and they get the 2.. close game so far, i’ve been enjoying it
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:19 PM
The USC steamroller is moving….
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:19 PM
I’m a big fan of Novak. Guy seems funny. His impressions are great.
And that’s hilarious.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:20 PM
WTF!?! That’s the most action Mustain is going to see all season long.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:20 PM
ASU: If you don’t mind me asking, how old are you? I just want to make sure I am giving you age appropriate advice.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:20 PM
Jersey, you killed TBL’s reverse jinx!
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:22 PM
27.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:23 PM
Fuck his jinx.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:23 PM
PITT’s gonna shit the bed
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:24 PM
Oh, bona fortuna. Awesome. You are gonna love NYC man. Just love it. Great time to be living out here.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:25 PM
Always wanted to live in the City. Looking to have a hell of a time. Advice is always welcomed.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:25 PM
ESPN3, channelsurfing, hdstreamz.com or liveppv.blogspot.com or atdhe.net
Courtesy of mrejr
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:26 PM
SC: I can’t DM you on Twitter for some reason. Your name isn’t in the drop down box. I also don’t have your email.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:27 PM
that drop down box is just for people you have DMed with before. Go to his page and you should be able to do it.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:27 PM
ugh – why do you call a pass? you want to run out the clock/force them to use timeouts.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:28 PM
Nice way to open the college season with this Pitt v. Utah game
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:28 PM
they shoved him out of bounds and stopped the clock – another stupid play by the Utes.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:28 PM
Wow, that was retarded. Run out of bounds, hahaha.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:29 PM
Couldn’t agree more – a couple of stinkers, but this makes up for it.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:29 PM
Talk about shitting the bed. Jesus.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:29 PM
Wow, if Pitt some how pulls out this win, Utah has only themselves to blame
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:30 PM
Also, adding Gus Johnson to Madden, EPIC WIN.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:30 PM
thx fetch
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:31 PM
Warning, Sun Devil – the talent won’t compare to what’s available in Tempe. Although that’s probably true of most cities up north.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:32 PM
Yep, as a neutral fan I love it. But I’d be pissed if Arkansas or WVU did some stupid ish like this. Would much rather warm up with teams like Wofford
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:32 PM
Seriously. They should be up a lot more than 3. Outplayed Pitt completely today. Stupid turnovers and stalls in the end zone.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:33 PM
Ha, this made me laugh, from tonight’s O’s game.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:34 PM
Go to Virgil’s BBQ. Thank me (and Jersey) later.
JPQ: Check your e-mail.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:34 PM
Let me correct our friend here. Lot more variety here in New York. Girls from all over the country and the world. And if they are going out, they are probably some combination of rich, ambitious, and successful.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:35 PM
Well this flag going to be kind of important
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:35 PM
flag down – who is it on?
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:35 PM
I wouldn’t ever cover that guy either.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:35 PM
good point. Not to mention you should warn him he’s about to meet 1000 times more dbags than he has before.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:36 PM
NICE catch.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:36 PM
wow… 40 secs to score a TD or force OT.. nice
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD7s0gLO2UI
New Plinkett review (yes, the Star Wars guy) for those who are interested.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:36 PM
That. Yum.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:37 PM
I could go for some OT. College OT is the tits.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:38 PM
Gotta be 10 times as many hot chicks in NYC than in Tempe. But also 20x as many ugly chicks. Hmmm…
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:38 PM
Funny, I know exactly what plays I’d run in Madden in this part of the field.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:38 PM
It’s a big, yet still crowded city. Of course you are going to meet dbags. But I will let you make you’re own opinion of the place instead of trashing someone else’s area.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:38 PM
JPQ: Check your e-mail.
thx
thx to fetch, I just DM’d you on twitter
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:39 PM
Why is Pitt not giving the ball the to their best player?
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:39 PM
I wanna see a fg block
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:39 PM
barf on a third andd 10 draw. – safe play, but I don’t like it.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:39 PM
It can be, it all depends on how you want to party. You can have a great time and not spend that much, or you can bow through an entire paycheck in a night. It is much more expensive than most places in the US though. What part of town are you moving to?
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:39 PM
And Looks like we will head to OT.. Unless there is a crazy block here
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:39 PM
Uh oohhhh. Dion is a lil nicked up.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:40 PM
Wannstache.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:40 PM
Overtime, awesome
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:41 PM
And we are headed to OT.. good way to open the season lol
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:41 PM
College OT is teh ghey. As is the NFL’s
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:41 PM
He got iced, brah!
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:42 PM
OMG!!!
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:42 PM
Awesome!!!!!
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:42 PM
Wow…
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:42 PM
OOOOOHHHHHHHHH, BRAH GOT ICED!!!!! BRAH GOT ICED!!!!!!!
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:42 PM
That’s some horseshit right there.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:42 PM
Gay!!!!
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:42 PM
WTF is going on with the end of this game? And why do the announcers not know anything that is happening?
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:42 PM
How is that TO called and then again? this is getting ugly
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:42 PM
and here we go a third time
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:42 PM
A double icing? A dice? He got, diced, brah?
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:43 PM
Fuck Utah now. Go sPITT!
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:43 PM
What the hell is going on out there? This Utah-Pitt shit is crazy.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:43 PM
What do you call it when you ice the kicker a second time and then the kicker misses? A reverse ice?
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:43 PM
I thought they made it so you couldn’t ice the kicker anymore?
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:43 PM
THREE tries? Apparently 2 out of 3 ain’t bad…
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:43 PM
Are they sure this time?
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:43 PM
Now, Overtime. This is sick
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:43 PM
and the 3rd one bounced off the cross bar.. man that was a crazy sequence
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:43 PM
What the fuck just happened. I wanted him to at least get Triced, brah.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:44 PM
Strategically 2 icings is stupid. 1 makes sense, but don’t give a guy 3 tries to get it right
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:44 PM
Pitt was praire dogging it and got colon cleansed by Utah.
What a shitty mess
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:45 PM
That was an ugly sequence but what an opening to the season
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:45 PM
Jesus. I thought I was the jealous type.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:46 PM
College OT is still teh ghey.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:46 PM
I didn’t think you could call two timeouts in a row. Maybe that’s just NFL. Still, that’s dumb as fuck.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:46 PM
bitches be crazy. Not surprised.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:47 PM
She wasn’t bad-looking either. Not at all.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:48 PM
So… Utah brought a lukewarm Mango Ice to the party and tried to ice the Panthers. Then, just as they brought it out, Wanny pulled out a 40 oz XXX Ice, thus negating the brah from Utah’s initial ice. If only Utah had a 2nd ice they would have been able to rebuff the rebutal of the brah from Pittsburgh’s ice.
Does that make sense?
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:48 PM
you’re right, I probably shouldn’t take the TBL representation and assume the rest of the city is like that.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:48 PM
Ballz: You really gotta wake up at 5 one of these mornings. You just Yunelworth’d this like whoa.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:49 PM
You just can’t find a good Chimney Sweep these days.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:49 PM
picked
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:49 PM
Game ova.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:50 PM
Could do worse at 58.
Everytime I think I’m ready to get a girlfriend, shit like this reminds me.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:51 PM
That pick pretty much does it.
Jersey, you see this about your boy the laser show?
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:51 PM
The reason why mustache can’t coach in NFL. Give it to your best player.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:51 PM
Ballz: You really gotta wake up at 5 one of these mornings. You just Yunelworth’d this like whoa.
Are you fucking kidding??? Well, fuck that. I’m still taking credit for this if it’s in tomorrows roundup. I e-mailed it to TBL like a jackass. Though I was the first. I’m only up at that time when I’m on drugs. Though it’s tempting. I miss The Roundup.
She wasn’t bad-looking either. Not at all.
Word on this. I would’ve soothed her broken heart.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:51 PM
Exactly. Just like I don;t assume all people from the upper midwest are Smug Mr. Fancy Pants Know it All’s that take shits on things just because they don’t like them. I actually know a lot of them that aren’t like that. Spent good times with them. Those types are just the TBL representation.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:52 PM
This. Lewis was beastly all night. Let him carry you home.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:53 PM
Ha. Nevermind. Guess I should read the Roundups more thoroughly.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:53 PM
I’d give up if I was Pitt because college kickers are a sure thing.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:53 PM
/kneels
//chugs
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:54 PM
Im sure all it would have taken was a good sized sledge hammer
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:54 PM
ahh.. he didn’t wait till after the kick to ice him
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:55 PM
Predictable Wannstache loss. Keeping it close until his team rips its fans hearts out. Crazy game though.
/glad I’m not a Pitt fan
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:55 PM
I am moving from SD to Midtown (?). I am luckily moving in with some friends from college. I still believe Tempe has some of the best talent in the country. SD isn’t that bad. Looking forward to NYC talent.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:56 PM
Game over. Circle gets the square. TBL gets a push. I am entertained.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:56 PM
How ’bout the 10 most polluted cities in the world? Is this new? Or another Anton Von Duckworth III?
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:56 PM
well that was good game to start the season, College Football is back!!!
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:56 PM
This is Wannstedt’s fault. How do you not just run the ball there. Lewis is the best player, give him the ball
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:57 PM
What I learned tonight? I still won’t really give a damn about the Big East.
But I got to laugh at Wanny, that’s enough for a winner. Utah is going to be a fund game in South Bend.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:57 PM
For about 53 minutes, Utah dominated. Can’t say they didn’t deserve to win, but damn you gotta execute down the stretch.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:57 PM
WTF Utah pushed? oof.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:57 PM
This helps UConn if they can win in Mich. Lets go Huskies!
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:57 PM
ASU: Awesome. You may feel like you downgraded when the weather gets a little grayer. Than whiter. But you are going to love being out here. I really do feel like you will. Make sure you get a nice pea coat.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:58 PM
Im sure all it would have taken was a good sized sledge hammer
Or a needle of adrenaline straight to the heart. Hell, a needle of pretty much anything straight to the heart would be groovy.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:59 PM
Let’s not.
Anybody get a good look at Utah’s coach’s wife/daughter?
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:59 PM
If Utah cleans up there act a little bit, it will be a very ugly in SB.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:59 PM
Have not owned a coat in 8 years. I have no idea when to get one. When does it get “holy fuck I am freezing my balls off” cold?
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:00 AM
I was wondering if Phoenix was going to be on it. Driving into work every day I see that shit like a alien ship is about to break through the atmosphere
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:01 AM
Tomorrow. Seriously, its going to rain tigers and wolves out here tomorrow. But for real, November, late November is when you need to break out the heavy stuff. We had a pretty mild winter until about early December. No snow until the week before Christmas I think.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:02 AM
USC going for two after each TD. Lane Kiffin achieves new levels of douchedom.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:02 AM
Haha it is damn true. I got about 5 coats I bought when I worked up in Washington and now they collect dust in a chest.
/110 all weekend.
/fuck that shit
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:03 AM
it’s been 100 or so here for the last like week. I wanna kill myself everytime I go outside.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:03 AM
I was wondering if Phoenix was going to be on it. Driving into work every day I see that shit like a alien ship is about to break through the atmosphere
That isn’t pollution. That’s god trying to tell you Bedouin’s to get the hell out of the goddamn desert! It’s fucking hot!! And Steve Nash cries!!! Pizzeria Bianco is the devil trying to tempt you to stay. Just like Jesus in the desert for 40 days. Get the hint.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:04 AM
When I lived in Scottsdale, I only wore jeans when I went out to the bars. I owned two pair of jeans. Shorts all year round!
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:04 AM
MLB umps are so fucking terrible. There have been like 6 missed calls tonight
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:05 AM
If Utah cleans up there act a little bit, it will be a very ugly in SB.
Will ND be favored in any game not against the service academies this year? Tulsa any good this year?
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:05 AM
The weekend I spent in LV was the best of my life heat wise. upper 90s and I didn’t break a sweat. Came back to Jersey Tuesday night, 89 and I had swamp ass as soon as I stepped outside the terminal.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:06 AM
Yep. Its funny in January when you see people that really want to wear their leather jacket. Hey guy its 68° outside.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:06 AM
Matt Barkley is also 9/10 for 3 TDs.. i don’t care how much the team they are playing sucks.. that’s still crazy.. but yea, Lane Kiffin is douche, no questions asked.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:07 AM
Yeah Jerz, gonna get crazy here tomorrow. Pumped to run in it though. It’s already cooling off, should be nice for some late-night miles tonight.
But our weather this weekend will be epic.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:07 AM
ehh. I am over Bianco. Its all about Le Grande Orange.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:07 AM
Have not owned a coat in 8 years. I have no idea when to get one. When does it get “holy fuck I am freezing my balls off” cold?
Haha it is damn true. I got about 5 coats I bought when I worked up in Washington and now they collect dust in a chest.
I spent good money on a leather jacket and a scarf. I wear them 3 months out of the year at the most.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:09 AM
USC going for two after each TD. Lane Kiffin achieves new levels of douchedom.
FUCK THE WORLD!
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:09 AM
Love rain running. And yeah, it’s gonna be super nice to run this weekend.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:09 AM
The ESPN announcers have to go from Hawaii next to Lubbock to the do the SMU-Tech game. Bit of a downgrade in locations if you ask me.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:10 AM
USC going for two after each TD. Lane Kiffin achieves new levels of douchedom
Should lead to an interesting post-game handshake between Kiffin and whoever coaches Hawaii now…
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:11 AM
Hawaii’s QB starting to have a “Fuck it, I’m doing it myself” game.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:14 AM
And it is pretty effective right now.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:15 AM
I hate USC. But part of me would like them to run the table this year and hear them bitch.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:15 AM
Definitely. Though I’ll be doing the rare morning runs this weekend. I hate running in the morning, but I’m too busy. FLUGTAG!
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:15 AM
After that drop, I don’t blame him one bit at all
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:18 AM
I hate USC.
Of course you do. I wonder why?
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:21 AM
Aflac trivia question answer is San Diego: Sanchez and Palmer are from the same town. Went to the same high school.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:22 AM
Can you find Strutting Leo?
that shit is too difficult. Waldo was always much easier
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:22 AM
Nice work Tigers, hahahahahahahahahaha.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:22 AM
Whoops never mind, I meant Reggie Bush. Reggie Bush and Palmer. Slip of the tongue.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:23 AM
Fuck Ronald Johnson. Punk ass bitch. And Matt Barkley’s ‘C’ irks me.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:23 AM
Bush…Sanchez…Hey Jerzy…What are you looking at on this Internet thing.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:23 AM
Barkley and Leinart went to the same High School, too.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:24 AM
I don’t know the question, though.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:24 AM
I think Reggie Bush and Marcus Allen may damn
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:24 AM
They should find a good fake ID guy and try it all over again.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:24 AM
Fuck, Bush and Marcus Allen. Fuck you Aflac.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:25 AM
Not fast enough
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:26 AM
And Alex Smith, right?
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:29 AM
Anyone see the Terminator 2: The Opera.
Pretty Prettaay Pretty Good.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:29 AM
Fuck Ronald Johnson. Punk ass bitch. And Matt Barkley’s ‘C’ irks me.
I like to think it stands for ‘cuntface’.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:31 AM
USC going for two after each TD. Lane Kiffin achieves new levels of douchedom.
I love it. I hope Kiffin assrapes every team he plays by 40
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:32 AM
FAST HAWAIIAN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:32 AM
Rainbows
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:32 AM
Shit, Hawaii just made it interesting.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:32 AM
Oh shit. TBL’s heart just skipped a beat.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:32 AM
yeah baby. Thems my rainbows.
And actually it makes mathematical sense (probably) to go for 2 everytime. But Kiffin is a dbag
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:32 AM
Wish they had went for 2
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:34 AM
Looks like I have to stay (drink more) up longer now.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:34 AM
You know, how come Hawaii isn’t better? If I was good but overlooked in high school, I’d go there before Boise, or Dallas, or Utah.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:34 AM
Alex Smith, Reggie Bush, Bill Walton, and, yes, Dennis Hopper all went to Helix High.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:35 AM
I’m probably going to pass out on this game but Hawaii is def starting to make it worth watching
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:36 AM
Hawaiians are damn racist.
/only thing I can think of.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:36 AM
Going to the best place in CT for wings to watch UConn take on Mich. Can’t wait.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:37 AM
The plane rides man. The plane rides are fucking killer.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:37 AM
You know, how come Hawaii isn’t better? If I was good but overlooked in high school, I’d go there before Boise, or Dallas, or Utah.
It’s 3,000 miles away….from LA. To say nothing of road trips to the rest of the continental U.S. They had a poor history of institutional support as well (part of the reason June Jones left). Colt Brennan told stories about players having to buy their own soap for the locker room showers. They learned their lesson after Jones left and have started to support the program better, but at the end of the day, you still have a coach asking kids to travel really far from home to play football and not everyone is capable of that. Especially if you have more prestigious offers that don’t require a 7 hour plane flight.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:37 AM
This. Requires this.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:38 AM
Marcus Allen, Terrell Davis, and Akili Smith went to the same high school.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:38 AM
Looks like I have to stay (drink more) up longer now.
As long as I can keep my eyes open, I’m here too with a bottle of Jack and a rocks glass.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:38 AM
Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:39 AM
Oh yeah, the plane rides. Duh, brainfart. Completely blocked it from my mind
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:39 AM
Walkens suit in that scene is the best ever.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:40 AM
Isn’t everybody taking Friday off for a 4 day weekend anyway. You can all stay up
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:40 AM
fucking a I should have gone to Hawaii for grad school
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:40 AM
/tips glass
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:40 AM
I’m going go go out on a limb and say I’m pretty sure Hawaii’s mascot would easily kill USC’s
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:41 AM
Indeed it is. Not to shabby for a part eggplant.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:41 AM
I blame maps. They make Hawaii look too close to California.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:42 AM
Who doesn’t love plane rides???
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:43 AM
God damn I hate Ronald Johnson. I hope he gets jumped again..
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:43 AM
fucking a I should have gone to Hawaii for grad school
Yeah you could have studied how to manage a pineapple plantation. What else do they have there?
/possibly racist.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:43 AM
Plane rides are awesome. LONG ASS PLANE RIDES can just smile and blow me.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:45 AM
I think the Twins have used 3/5 of their starting rotation in this game. One thing you want to have happen in a 13 inning game is your starter go 2 innings
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:45 AM
Everybody except people with Scoliosis.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:45 AM
By far the hottest girl in my high school was Hawaiian. She was also one of the sluttiest
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:46 AM
Indeed it is. Not to shabby for a part eggplant.
Nick Cage’s at the beginning of Face/Off is up there too, though. When he was still Castor Troy.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:47 AM
LONG ASS PLANE RIDES can just smile and blow me.
Because you deserve it?
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:47 AM
Who didn’t want a pair of those golden guns. Those were the shit!
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:47 AM
By far the hottest girl in my high school was Hawaiian. She was also one of the sluttiest
Link?
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:47 AM
I completely forgot about the Tigers game. I’m not turning to it cause I know as soon as I do I’m just gonna see the Twins win, which will anger me
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:48 AM
USC making some idiotic mistakes.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:48 AM
This qb for Hawaii has a fucking arm.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:49 AM
Hahahaha. Well, if I’m gonna be on a plane that long…
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:49 AM
Lets go Bows. The Hawaii QB is fun to watch.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:50 AM
hes in fuck
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:50 AM
That is a TD
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:50 AM
he was on top of the guy
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:50 AM
I like this Hawaii QB. He reminds me of Jeremiah Masoli. Just like every white NBA player reminds me of Larry Bird when they’re drafted
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:51 AM
Seriously. He throws great balls and is making tons of plays tonight.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:51 AM
Wow. fun last 2 minutes in this half.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:51 AM
Man Hawaii’s going to make me stay awake
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:52 AM
NICE!
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:53 AM
TD RAINBOW WARRRRRRRRRRIIIIIOOOOORRRRRRRSSSSSSSS!!!!
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:53 AM
Unless you are a USC fan how do you not root for Hawaii here?
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:54 AM
OH FUCK YOU REF!!!
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:54 AM
Motherfuck
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:55 AM
that is some bull shit
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:55 AM
That ref is a dumbass … Seriously ?
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:55 AM
Going to bed. Anyone in CT, I will be at Sliders in ct to watch Uconn play Mich (Plainville, ct)
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:56 AM
QB draw
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:56 AM
LONG ASS PLANE RIDES can just smile and blow me.
Because you deserve it?
That’s a Mel Gibson rant.
Who didn’t want a pair of those golden guns. Those were the shit!
And those golden dragon cuff-links. And whatever he had in that Chiclets box.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:57 AM
This is when replay does not work.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:57 AM
It wasn’t close. His knee didn’t touch. He was in. Fuck this shit.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:57 AM
How is that not a touchdown ? His knee never touched the ground ?
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:57 AM
This is nothing short of racism. The refs hate Hawaiians and/or Samoans.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:57 AM
this is why the BCS doesnt work
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:58 AM
Tigers win
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:58 AM
Uhm, yeah, I know Ballz, that’s why I… never mind.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:58 AM
if his elbows down his down? still not the ten fucking feet the ref held up racist fuck.
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:59 AM
*he’s
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:59 AM
It’s clear he hates people from any islands in the Pacifics. Period. He had HBO this summer.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:00 AM
This would never happen if we had a playoff
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:01 AM
Uhm, yeah, I know Ballz, that’s why I… never mind.
I couldn’t tell.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:02 AM
This is nothing short of racism. The refs hate Hawaiians and/or Samoans.
There’s plenty of those at USC,
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:03 AM
That OSU Miami game is going to be fantastic and by that I mean Miami is going to crush.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:04 AM
there is a BBQ festival downtown Indy. Music line up:Ted Nugent, Bret Michaels, Collective Soul, Blue Oyster Cult, Candlebox, The Marshall Tucker Band, Foghat, Jackyl, Seven Mary Three, The Reverend Peyton’s Big Damn Band, Pat Travers Band, The Why Store, Healing Sixes, Stereo Deluxe, Corey Cox, Dane Clark, ZOSO, & Borrow Tomorrow.
/wow
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:06 AM
I gotta be honest. I’m drinking for the first time in a while and my kitten is on my lap. He gets jealous of keyboards. I’m distracted.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:09 AM
Ballz, you root for SC?
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:09 AM
Ballz and his kitty.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:09 AM
That sounds horrifying, Sallie Mae. Horrifying.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:09 AM
Fucking ridiculous bullshit on that replay call. How on earth can that not be overturned? As clear as fucking day. Shit like this makes it really hard to continue to be a college football fan. Horseshit momentum changing call.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:11 AM
Ballz, you root for SC?
I root for any SoCal College team if they’re good. If there isn’t one, then any west coast team. I’m not a big fan of college sports. Though in SC’s glory days, I watched all the games, of course.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:12 AM
I saw the new Blind Melon there 2 yrs ago. That was good. I will pass on this lineup, but the food is good and it is free admission.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:14 AM
Collective Soul AND Candlebox? Impressive.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:14 AM
at least you live in California
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:16 AM
Ballz and his kitty.
I googled “kitten surrounded by rings” and got bubkus. So you get this. And this. And, of course, this.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:18 AM
Whos the old in the kobe pic? Donald Sutherland?
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:19 AM
Haha Ballz. See if you would show up for the morning roundups you would have known that monkey adopting a cat. But I appreciate your hate.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:20 AM
Bob Davies really needs to give the tanning bed a rest.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:21 AM
Thats Lou Adler Sallie Mae.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:21 AM
Did Bob Davie really just say that Hawaii having that TD overturned works to their advantage? uggghhh.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:21 AM
USC’s offensive line is just carving up Hawaii’s front.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:22 AM
Whos the old in the kobe pic? Donald Sutherland?
Lou Adler. A famous record producer. He’s at almost every game, too.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:22 AM
Did Bob Davie really just say that Hawaii having that TD overturned works to their advantage? uggghhh.
There’s a reason he’s not in coaching any more.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:23 AM
Also their lack of tackling will help them on defense.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:25 AM
Also back is this little number…it’s called the rump shaker!
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:25 AM
This referee reminds me of the top of actor you’d see playing a southern small town sheriff in a movie about the Civil Rights movement in the 1960s.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:25 AM
top=type.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:27 AM
Ahh, fuck it. This, too. Skip to the 1:25 mark unless your a Pat Summerall and Fox NFL music fan.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:27 AM
ANd ballgame. Can’t keep making these mistakes Hawaii.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:28 AM
Like Brian Dennehy?
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:28 AM
Holy shit I spoke too soon. WOW
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:29 AM
Christ Moniz has an arm. That was a bomb.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:29 AM
That was some brutal defense
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:29 AM
That didn’t really just happen, did it?
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:29 AM
Like Brian Dennehy?
Or Rod Steiger.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:30 AM
BTW, that was phony hate I threw at you, YYSA.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:30 AM
Ole Monte’s defense looks completely lost.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:30 AM
Speaking of Brian Dennehy, is he too old to play Rex Ryan in the movie about his inevitable downfall?
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:30 AM
That was some brutal defense
I think USC was less defending there and more ‘having a mindfuck’.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:31 AM
I am so impressed by this qb for Hawaii.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:32 AM
Gratuitous Song Girl shots are always appreciated. Especially when they are jumping.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:32 AM
No better time to take the national stage than two in the morning!
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:33 AM
Maybe Monte is overrated by coaching a Tampa defense with like 5 all-pros on their defense. USC looks clueless on defense
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:34 AM
And ballgame
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:34 AM
Beastly return.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:34 AM
And Hawaii special teams just haka’d themselves.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:34 AM
BTW, that was the highest rated regular season football game ever.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:34 AM
Yep. Doneskies. Bedtime.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:35 AM
Really USC ? The swinging gate ? Aren’t you better than that ?
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:35 AM
No better time to take the national stage than two in the morning!
Which is another reason, Jose, why few players want to play at Hawaii. Only like 3% of the country ever sees their games.
By the way, Layne, the swinging gate on Special Teams is extremely ghey.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:37 AM
Do not count out the power of the rainbow.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:39 AM
It’s times like these where I wish I was watching the game instead of listening to music, watching glorious old youtube clips and petting sleeping kitties.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:44 AM
The score has Hawaii 18 points ahead on ESPN
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:45 AM
Crazy play right there.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:46 AM
Moniz just got knocked the fuck out.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:46 AM
Moniz just got knocked back to Fiji.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:46 AM
/Fun Bunch High Fives ms61!!!
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:47 AM
Damn.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:49 AM
Yeah, don;t fuck that up again. TD hawaii.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:50 AM
That’s not a TD. But they might as well give it to them since they screwed them out of the a TD at the end of the first half.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:50 AM
I’m so mad I missed a majority of the football thanks to work raping me as usual. Fuckshit.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:51 AM
Buckner, you missed the qb from Hawaii get the poi knocked out of him.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:52 AM
Billy basically what you missed as ESPN sucking off USC and everyone seeing that Hawaii’s QB had a great arm and moves until he just got forearmed in the face a couple of plays ago.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:52 AM
TD. USC’s defense looks like complete shit.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:52 AM
/high fives Jersey again.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:53 AM
Are we sure USC isn’t operating under the “no tackling in games” strategy?
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:54 AM
Darrelle Revis yelling out “Darreeeeeeeelle Reeeeeeeeevis!” into a lady’s face at the end of that Dick’s commercial was awesome.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:55 AM
God dammit.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:58 AM
ms61: As much as I want to love that commercial, because it is funny it is just obvious to me that the ad exec that thought of it basically translated as much of the old spice Terry Crews commercials as possible onto it.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:59 AM
Is Tyler the kid of the UCLA/Jets running back?
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:59 AM
Holy shit the swinging gate is dumb.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:00 AM
Terry Tate > Terry Crews > Mustafa (I’m on a horse)
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:00 AM
Ugh. This is unbearable. These fucking games last forever.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:01 AM
UCLA yes. Don;t think he played with the Jets. Went to school with Jimmy Clausen though. I remember when Jimmy was trying to get him to go to ND.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:03 AM
I guess Wendell Tyler played for the Rams, Freeman McNeil is the UCLA back that played for the Jets
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:04 AM
So The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo was spectacular. What you guys doin?
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:05 AM
6th year player?!?! WTF!!
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:07 AM
Just bought the set off amazon. Read before or after the movie?
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:09 AM
Wow. T.I. sucks. Bad.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:09 AM
Before.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:10 AM
That’s sad that you think that way.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:12 AM
That’s sad that you think that way.
Here we go. Ahem…… NO IT ISN’T. HE SUCKS. HIS RHYMES SUCK. HIS BEATS SUCK. HE SUCKS.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:12 AM
6th year player?!?! WTF!!
Medical red shirt. You can get another year of eligibility if the NCAA thinks you had an injury which took up a significant amount of one of your 5 years of initial eligibility.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:13 AM
I think Barkley may have a touch of downs.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:13 AM
Nearly an amazing catch. You could argue that he had position long enough for that to be a TD.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:14 AM
And by position I mean possession.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:14 AM
or even possession
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:14 AM
Again, being that music is subjective and its very difficult for me to sway your thinking. It is really sad you feel that way. Especially when a lot of guys that did it before him give him his props as one of the last actual gangster rappers left. But hey, different strokes, different folks.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:15 AM
i think if youre commenting this late its all good ms. I assume usually most are partaking in some type of booze
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:17 AM
Especially when a lot of guys that did it before him give him his props as one of the last actual gangster rappers left. But hey, different strokes, different folks.
Geeeeeeez. Oh! Well, in that case!!!
I’m a rap snob. In that, I only like rap that’s good.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:17 AM
Huh? What? No…
/hides glass of vodka
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:18 AM
Subjective. I’m going to do this to you until you crack.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:18 AM
Let’s all root for USC to cover, or at least pretend to, so we get on TBL’s good side and don’t get banned
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:19 AM
Alright, fuck it. Nevermind.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:20 AM
This is a really cool kid.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:22 AM
i think if youre commenting this late its all good ms. I assume usually most are partaking in some type of booze
indeed, I’ve had a couple glasses of Jack. But mostly I’m just tired.
Wow that blind USC fan’s mother is a MILF.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:22 AM
Subjective. I’m going to do this to you until you crack.
That won’t happen. Keep chipping away at Everest though. Maybe you’ll live to be a million years old.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:24 AM
Wow that blind USC fan’s mother is a MILF.
Oh, yea.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:29 AM
Alright I’m done with this. Have to wake up and go to work in 6 hours. Very glad college football is back.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:30 AM
I mean, you can be stubborn and call yourself Everest and all, doesn;t change the fact that your taste in music is subjective. You may think everything about him sucks, but the man has sold about 30 million records. King is a really good album. He has some really good bangers. David Banner, Swizz Beatz, Timbaland, Kanye and a bunch of other guys like working with him. Just be honest. There aren’t a lot of rappers west of New Mexico you like because you have regional biases. But don’t say they suck.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:31 AM
east of New Mexico*
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:45 AM
So this is TBL after dark.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:46 AM
bows dont know how to quit
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:47 AM
So…went to the Twins game tonight. Fucking exhausting.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:51 AM
At least you got to see most of the Twins starting rotation all in one game Chief
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:53 AM
Yea, was Fuentes/Capps just unable to play before the game tonight, or what? Would rather not see Blackburn and Duensing…and not see Baker go 2.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:58 AM
Jersey: All those rappers you like suck. Especially Kanye. Eminem is (was) great, Bone Thugs are great. Wu Tang is great. So, stop. I wasn’t calling myself Everest to pound my own chest. It’s a metaphor. I don’t give a shit how many records a guy has sold, either. Avatar is the highest grossing movie of all time, for fucks sake.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:59 AM
Bronchitis blows. Good grief.
September 3rd, 2010 at 3:01 AM
I meant all those rappers/producers you mentioned suck, not all those you like, obviously. Sorry about that.
September 3rd, 2010 at 3:02 AM
Bronchitis blows. Good grief.
That sucks. I had it when I was a lad. Second hand smoke (I think). It must be double worse for you, living in Virginia and all.
September 3rd, 2010 at 3:06 AM
Ballz behind the scenes of “Caddyshack” is on the Biography channel – the 2nd hour of it anyway
September 3rd, 2010 at 3:08 AM
Ballz behind the scenes of “Caddyshack” is on the Biography channel – the 2nd hour of it anyway
Shit. Can’t watch it. I’m in an “Achtung Baby” trance and I can’t get out of it. Hopefully it’ll be on again. I think I’ve seen it though.
September 3rd, 2010 at 3:09 AM
Bill Murray had no lines in the original script. I still use “at least I have that going for me” and “Cinderella Story” lines
September 3rd, 2010 at 3:14 AM
untruth. even for an opinion.
September 3rd, 2010 at 3:14 AM
I’ve used every Chevy Chase and Rodney Dangerfield line in that film, I think.
September 3rd, 2010 at 3:19 AM
Bill Murray and Chevy Chase don’t like each other apparently. The studio made them shoot a scene together. Everyone was wondering what would happen. The producer said everything worked out “a little bit of marijuana and it all worked out”
September 3rd, 2010 at 3:20 AM
Wow. T.I. sucks. Bad.
untruth. even for an opinion.
Sorry. He’s horrible. There’s much better stuff out there. Search the dusty section of your local record store.