Harrassing People on Twitter Could Get You in Trouble. Ask This Guy
1-liner, Courts, Legal, Twitter September 2nd. 2010, 4:30pmHarassment: “Mike Lavender, 36, has been charged with one count of online harassment-spoofing, an addition to the state’s penal code that one legislator said is intended to protect people against anonymous online attackers. Lavender has also worked as an announcer at Spurs, Rampage and Missions games. He was charged Friday and was released Saturday from Bexar County Jail after posting $3,500 bail.” Police allege that Lavender created a twitter account to harass a female reporter, “claiming she was in a relationship with a married man.” [Express-News via Mike Freeman]

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September 2nd, 2010 at 4:31 PM
No really?? (rolls eyes)
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:35 PM
Making spoofs is illegal?!?!
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:35 PM
Look out, YESMichaelKay.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:36 PM
how long before he says his account was hacked?
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:36 PM
They withheld her name but certainly gave enough clues that you cold figure out who she is.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:41 PM
I hacked JPQ account and made homo-erotic tweets about other commenter’s here.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:42 PM
Uh huh huh huh… PEENal… huh huh huh huh
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:43 PM
The truth about Vlad and Ballz midnight romp come out.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:43 PM
this isn’t the california penal league…we wear caps and sleeves here.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:43 PM
hehe…hehe
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:44 PM
Since Simmons tweeted a link to this site, I say it’s time to educate 1.2 million people about chicken legs. Prime time.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:44 PM
Was he masturbating while wearing crocs in any of the tweets?
/ addition to the state penile code
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:44 PM
So expect Old Hoss Radbourn to come back from the grave to strangle the guy behind the OldHossRadbourn account.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:45 PM
summer of Mallett still brings some solid tweets.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:46 PM
Cut the crybaby shit!
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:46 PM
never heard of it.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:46 PM
mike freeman is a idiot.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:46 PM
I just realized: Been a long time since we’ve seen any dick around here.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:47 PM
thanks to everyone who signed up today for the NFL pick em. there will be a prize so make sure you play
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:47 PM
I feel like there was some last week, Jers
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:48 PM
fag. but you missed the Brandon Spike not really porn video post.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:48 PM
I was just about to say this. +1
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:48 PM
calm down jersey..footbal season has just started. i assume there will be plenty of locker room dong this season.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:48 PM
That was it! Brandon Spikes (alleged) soft porn
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:49 PM
Here is a pic of the homewrecking reporter.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:49 PM
Jersey, there were a ton earlier this week. I’m sure you got your fair share of penis sightings while in Vegas, amiright?
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:50 PM
I think “dong” is the funniest word for penis.
/I’ve had too much caffeine today
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:51 PM
It’s been real, MikeNYC
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:51 PM
I always thought “cock” was hilarious.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:51 PM
dong is pretty good…prick is a good one too.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:52 PM
One Eye Purple Vein Monster Mayo Slinger.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:52 PM
Had to find a way to pay for those bottles at Jet somehow, SG. And wait, what, Spikes made a porno? Or was he just having sex and Belichick needed to further study his athletic prowess?
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:52 PM
I accidentally used the word Peen last night around my stepson. He laughed at me.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:52 PM
I think “dong” is the funniest word for penis.
Beef Thermometer
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:53 PM
I prefer “Spencer Dick”
/Hernia
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:53 PM
No love for schlong?
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:53 PM
Speaking of dong (not really), I found this pretty humorous in CBS preview of USC-Hawaii: A fast start will be a tall order given Hawaii’s early schedule. After hosting USC, the Warriors travel across the country to play Army and then visit Colorado before returning home. Am I missing something that makes a 2-1 start unlikely?
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:53 PM
purple headed yogurt slinger.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:54 PM
I like tallywhacker personally.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:54 PM
Gristle Missile
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:54 PM
Wang.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:54 PM
Woman splitter.
Can’t lay claim to it being my own, but I think it’s funny.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:55 PM
Performance?
Like as in Sexual?
Are you trying to say there’d something wrong with my gear?
My Fuckstick
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:55 PM
This book is a great thesaurus for all variants of dong
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:55 PM
Sparty: Justin Tuck’s name in the ND directory when he was in school, and I shit you not… Mr. Alabama Black Snake.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:55 PM
Who was it talking about being with a girl on her period? About a bloody sword or something. That was funny.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:55 PM
Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:55 PM
Gary Coleman’s Forearm.
/Hot Tub Time Machine’d
//that movie was awful
///I realize I’m in the minority
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:55 PM
OOOH…. It’s between Dong and Wang for me.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:56 PM
And for the record, Beaver Cleaver is a great word for cock
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:57 PM
look, let’s keep it non-personal.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:57 PM
dong is pretty good…prick is a good one too.
No love for schlong?
Johnson. Because of The Dude.
/Johnson?
//you mean coitus??
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:57 PM
Greatest song ever about penis – Tent In Your Pants by Peaches
“I see something in your pants that can’t be real, don’t hold back boy tell me what’s the deal, I gotta move in closer and cop a feel, oh my you got something with mass appeal. The tent’s so big in your pants, baby. The tent’s so big in your pants…”
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:57 PM
I refer to banging a chick on her rag as hanging out with Aunt Flo and Cousin Red.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:57 PM
I like to hang a weight from mine and call it The Pits and the Pendulum. But perhaps I just like Edgar Allan Poe’s writing.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:58 PM
You don’t you enjoy both simultaneously? Prude.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:58 PM
I’m guessing it’s the fact that going from Hawaii to New York would probably make the entire team commit suicide
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:59 PM
Speaking of Dick Songs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdboZcFlpUg
NSFW
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:00 PM
Greatest song ever about penis – Tent In Your Pants by Peaches
Mickey Avalon – My Dick
My dick, Rumble in the Jungle
Your dick, touched by your uncle
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:01 PM
Every man should earn their red wings once. A.) To show you love her, no matter what weird shit is going on in there and B.) Because it just looks manly when you’re done.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:01 PM
My nomination for best Dong Song
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:01 PM
Well… there’s a dong post next. Good work, guys. You all get FourSquare Nostradamus badges.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:01 PM
Often times, the play in Columbia has been.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:01 PM
Nothing wrong with it.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:02 PM
I have a really funny, but really gross story about this. Happened about 4 years ago. Not sure if anyone just ate though.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:03 PM
My dick, locked in a cage, right
Your dick, suffer from stage fright
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:05 PM
Yep, these are my readers.
/TBL
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:05 PM
I always thought that “hey bitch, wait’ll you see my dick” song was hilarious.
September 2nd, 2010 at 5:05 PM
My dick, locked in a cage, right
Your dick, suffer from stage fright
My dick – ’nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred