Almost every week Stephen Douglas (CRM) and Tim Ryan (TSH) will take you on a journey through links and pictures related to the previous days. Sometimes, we’re too hungover or too-on-vacation to compile a post such as this. Today, we’re not just going to rank Labor Day foods. Believe it or not, this was the most debating we’ve ever done over rankings. Let’s chat.

1. Beer
CRM – Obviously, this is the most important thing at any good party. See, the beauty of Labor Day is that its one of those holidays that encourages – nay – requires you to do some daylight drinking. Because Labor Day signals the end of summer, that means that fall is on its way. Which also means Sam Adams has finally released Oktoberfest, the most delicious beer in the world. I want to put my dick in it.

TSH – No beer and no TV make Homer go crazy. Even if it is Bud Light cans, it’s completely acceptable. Labor Day weekend needs beer just as much as beer needs Labor Day weekend. The only question is, how freaking ghetto are you?

2. Hot Dogs/Hamburgers
TSH – Goes without saying. A Labor Day grilling staple. Anyone who fails to include hot dogs on their grill this weekend is an impressive douchebag.

CRM – Its true. Cheap and easy to cook.

3. Buns
TSH – Yes, buns. Buns are a key element to grilling. If you’re not toasting buns for whatever it is you’re grilling, you have failed. The degree in which you toast the buns is entirely up to you, but they must be toasted. Treating buns as if they don’t matter can lead to a bad meal, as well as regretful cellulite.

CRM – I guess so. You realize its just bread, right?

4. Potato Chips
CRM -They’re simple and important for constant snacking. Your most unreliable friend always offers to bring the chips. Fuck that guy.

TSH – May I suggest a fresh bag of Ruffles with Heluva Good Dip’s French Onion? I can’t decide if it’s heavenly or glorious. We should probably ask Timmy:

5. Clams
CRM – The clam steam is one of the most delicious activities of all time. Sure, you’re basically just drinking butter, but fuckin’ A is butter delicious.

TSH - Nah.

CRM - Its like I don’t even know you.