College Football Saturday: Statement Games for Michigan and Notre Dame
College Football, Video September 4th. 2010, 3:00pm
Michigan Stadium is now fully renovated. Unsurprisingly to anyone from Michigan, they have not sold out the luxury boxes. This is a statement game for Connecticut. It’s the biggest game they’ve played, but that won’t shift the gaze from Michigan. Rich Rodriguez is on the most scalding seat in the country. This game could decide whether he returns next season.
Eight wins seems to be threshold. Michigan travels to Notre Dame, to Penn State and to Ohio State. They play Iowa, Wisconsin and Michigan State at home. Considering what they’ve shown the past two years, Indiana, Illinois and Purdue won’t roll over for them. Carrying at least a 3-1 record from non-conference is essential if they are going to win eight. If they don’t beat UConn, they need a win in South Bend.
The quarterback situation is settled, sort of. Speedy Denard Robinson will start. Freshman Devin Gardner will spell him and last year’s starter Tate Forcier will be third-string. Robinson’s a crazy athlete, but he was brutal when he had to throw last year, four interceptions in 31 pass attempts. His accuracy and his decision-making must improve.
Both teams need a defensive performance. Michigan has to stop the run without overcommitting and exposing their secondary. Connecticut has to handle Michigan’s speed and ability to spread the field. The game should be high scoring, but one team doing a slightly better job could make the difference.
The talent disparity was greater, but Rich Rodriguez owned Randy Edsall with West Virginia. He was 4-0 against UConn with an average victory margin of 28.75. Rodriguez destroyed them 66-21 in their last meeting in 2007. Connecticut was a 9-win team, the second best in the Big East that year.
Connecticut would be overjoyed to win this game. Michigan needs to win it. I think that gives them the edge, perhaps 35-24. If Michigan is going to eradicate the depression, it must begin today.
ND vs. Purdue: Brian Kelly is converting Notre Dame to a spread offense and a 3-4 defense. They are also entering the field through the student section. They resemble Michigan. The offense makes them intriguing. They need a couple of defensive recruiting years to seriously contend at top level. That said, Notre Dame plays seven games at home and two neutral site games against armed service teams. If they can get through their first six games 4-2. They have Western Michigan (H), Navy (N), Tulsa (H), Utah (H), Army (N) before traveling to USC. A 10-win season is not inconceivable. Take heed crazy Catholic kids. The South Bend police is prepared.
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September 4th, 2010 at 3:02 PM
1. Fuck Michigan.
2. Go Purdue.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:04 PM
Love the citation to your own article as proof of your point.
According to this He is #4.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:04 PM
Desperation time: Revis’ grandmother says he’s underpaid, well, send him a care package, Granny.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:05 PM
Matt Leinart throws like a guy that needs Tommy John surgery.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:05 PM
Has “Fuck Missouri” been mentioned yet today? If not, Fuck Missouri.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:06 PM
Fuck Louisville, too.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:07 PM
Fuck them for not blowing out Zook. Pinkel must love the hotseat.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:11 PM
U-C-O-N-N UCONN UCONN UCONN.
Oh and fuck the boy-touchers, go Purdue.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:14 PM
Who do you like more: JaMarcus Russell or Matt Leinart? Firing squad or electric chair?
September 4th, 2010 at 3:15 PM
1. Fuck Michigan.
2. Go Purdue.Well, batting .500 sure as hell ain’t bad…
Go Irish.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:17 PM
Is UConn-Michigan on ABC or CBS?
September 4th, 2010 at 3:19 PM
Heldover, ABC or ESPN2 depending on where you live
September 4th, 2010 at 3:22 PM
Reasons to hate Louisville? There’s one, er five reasons right here.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:26 PM
Let’s Go Irish? Let’s Go Irish!
September 4th, 2010 at 3:27 PM
Fuck Illinois. I feel for Illini fans that have to deal with Zook each week.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:27 PM
Fuck the Ville.
Fuck them even more for employing steve Kragthorpe
Fuck them even more than that for being associated with Papa Johns
September 4th, 2010 at 3:28 PM
Fuck their administration for hiring Zook to begin with. fuck them even more for not firing Zook after last season.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:28 PM
Fuck Louisville. Worst stadium in the south, and I’ve been to Commonwealth. fucking five parking spots for the entire stadium and impossible to get in and out of. Hopefully Charlie Strong and his band of shitty JuCo players will at least keep it interesting.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:29 PM
This. The papa Johns in town have been getting egged this week.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:29 PM
This’d
September 4th, 2010 at 3:29 PM
Mizzou had a TD, missed the receiver though. FG makes it 20-13.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:29 PM
lets go potato famine!!!
boise st. vs. ND would be high on the unintentional comedy scale*.
*probably only on my scale tho
September 4th, 2010 at 3:30 PM
Love it. Unfortunately, UK’s affiliated too. He gives both schools big time dollars.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:31 PM
what’s with all the papa johns hate?
/roman’d
September 4th, 2010 at 3:31 PM
Fuck my fluttering chest right now.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:32 PM
true, but people see the name and they freak out. Hell, Dominos put stickers on all the Herald Leaders again saying “We don’t have a stadium of your rivals named after US!” or something of that ilk.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:32 PM
Bob Arum was hoping LeGarette Blount gets cut from Titans, boxing’s lonely eyes are waiting for you, LeGarette.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:32 PM
best michigan banner touchin’ ever.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:32 PM
Fuck Matt Millen – should be banned from the state of Michigan for crimes against humanity.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:32 PM
FUCK YOU ABC. GET MALL MILLEN OFF MY SCREEN
September 4th, 2010 at 3:32 PM
Fuck the Red Sox, at least win later tonight.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:33 PM
i thought they were building a new one. i was there a few years ago
September 4th, 2010 at 3:33 PM
mall? wtf…
September 4th, 2010 at 3:33 PM
That DiGornio Buffalo Chicken Pizza fighting back?
September 4th, 2010 at 3:34 PM
love how that game ended in a tie.
/Fuck Michigan
//Fuck Ohio State even more.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:34 PM
I thought Papa Johns WAS the new one. They used to play at some pile of garbage stadium that looked like a converted dog track.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:34 PM
post of the day.
This thread is going to have a world record amount of “fucks”
September 4th, 2010 at 3:34 PM
Best Ohio State fans ever
September 4th, 2010 at 3:35 PM
Down with Mall Millen!
September 4th, 2010 at 3:35 PM
@GSG
Doesn’t Rupp Arena still sell PJ pizza during games? Commonwealth, too, if I remember correctly. Sad.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:35 PM
fuck em all in the ass without lube, eh?
September 4th, 2010 at 3:35 PM
lol.
/i was -11 years old
September 4th, 2010 at 3:36 PM
best michigan fans ever.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:36 PM
ND vs. Purdue
furiously reads post, not seeing even a single word mentioned about Purdue
FUCK THOSE MOTHERFUCKING NOTRE DAME ASSWIPES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
September 4th, 2010 at 3:36 PM
Commonwealth, yes. Don’t know about Rupp. I never get anything while inside the stadium, since I just buy a ton of alcohol at the bars inside that concorse (not when i work of course…yes, that’s right…)
September 4th, 2010 at 3:37 PM
Rich Rodriguez.
And, yes, fuck Matt Millen. That POS has zero credibility.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:37 PM
i cant root against ND now. the food blister is out of there
September 4th, 2010 at 3:37 PM
Fuck UCONN, Go Blue!
September 4th, 2010 at 3:37 PM
id give heather my cox.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:38 PM
Hail to those motherfuckers
Hail to those old cocksuckers
Hail, Hail to Michigan
The cesspool of the world!
/jpq tradition
September 4th, 2010 at 3:38 PM
LOCKE!!!!!
September 4th, 2010 at 3:38 PM
Bonus gay points for the Jew fro.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:38 PM
So for anyone facing Illinois this year, just make Scheelhaase throw the ball.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:38 PM
jpq…i feel like we started off on the wrong foot today. would this +infinity make things up?
September 4th, 2010 at 3:38 PM
FUCK YEAH DEREK LOCKE!!!!!!!!
September 4th, 2010 at 3:39 PM
So the girlfriend walks in from the mall and hands me The Big Lebowski 2011 dude calendar. I might keep her around a little bit.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:39 PM
Bad omen
September 4th, 2010 at 3:39 PM
Nice kickoff.
/Michigan is fucked
September 4th, 2010 at 3:39 PM
*Jack does running jump off of cliff and toward LOCKE! as ABC cuts to commercial*
September 4th, 2010 at 3:39 PM
Let’s go Mavre!!!!
/for jpq
September 4th, 2010 at 3:39 PM
ndub…i think this one will end it.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:40 PM
You have bad hair.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:40 PM
Between all the Fucks and those posts, so glad College football is back.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:40 PM
Ha. Just because he failed miserably in Detroit doesn’t mean his credibility dissipated.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:41 PM
Harbaugh working the reverse jinx today
September 4th, 2010 at 3:41 PM
kick ass stabin
September 4th, 2010 at 3:41 PM
Pat – you think we can win 8 this year?
September 4th, 2010 at 3:41 PM
GT couldn’t stop rudy, dude. RUDY.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:41 PM
3rd and long the Achilles’s heel of the UM defense last season- need to stop them here on 3rd and 19.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:41 PM
Got a hundo on UCONN
September 4th, 2010 at 3:41 PM
jpq…i feel like we started off on the wrong foot today. would this +infinity make things up?
spencer: absolutely
thx v4l!!
September 4th, 2010 at 3:41 PM
Think about that the next time Matt Millen breaks down a WR for the TV audience.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:41 PM
I will let this slide because of the message! And I just posted this in the wrong thread, so I’m bringing it here: Dare I say Notre Damn now has a likeable quarterback? He seems nice.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:42 PM
That’s Derrick Locke, for accuracy’s sake.
/Too excited to spell correctly’d
September 4th, 2010 at 3:42 PM
Yeah – I’m willing to try anything these days.
Yes it does. His job was to know football and he proved he knew shit.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:42 PM
anxious to see denard.
/serious
September 4th, 2010 at 3:42 PM
This. Even though it ended badly at the U, I hope the kid does well.
Alex Flannigan looks like she could eat your face off if the mood struck her.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:42 PM
Notre Damn? I may be drunk already folks!
September 4th, 2010 at 3:43 PM
spencer that banner is photoshopped and you know it
September 4th, 2010 at 3:43 PM
So the girlfriend walks in from the mall and hands me The Big Lebowski 2011 dude calendar. I might keep her around a little bit.
Putting a fucking ring on her fucking finger today. What the fuck are you thinking?
/Keeping up the Fuck’d theme for today.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:43 PM
I’d like to hope, but they always lose a game they’re “supposed” to win. And there aren’t a great deal of those.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:44 PM
The walk on with the sack!
September 4th, 2010 at 3:44 PM
ndub…i know nothing!!!
/other than 2,478 days
September 4th, 2010 at 3:44 PM
ND’s qb is taking Brady Q. tight ass jersey to the extreme.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:44 PM
Rudy was offsides.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:44 PM
FUCK YEAH RICKY LUMPKIN FOR THE SACK!!!!!!
September 4th, 2010 at 3:45 PM
ooo…late hit for michigan.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:45 PM
Denard FUCKING Robinson
September 4th, 2010 at 3:45 PM
North Texas playing on ESPNU. contain the excitement Spencer.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:45 PM
Of course the guy from Ohio would fuck up
September 4th, 2010 at 3:45 PM
Every single fucking player in college has 4.3 speed.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:45 PM
I found spencer
September 4th, 2010 at 3:45 PM
dumb ass penalty on Omammeh – Denard gets it back.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:45 PM
ive always wondered if there is a time clock keeping track of those days. im sure it gets tough to figure out
September 4th, 2010 at 3:46 PM
jesus denard is fast.
/stupid high school offense
September 4th, 2010 at 3:46 PM
Denard will eventually have to throw
September 4th, 2010 at 3:46 PM
You hear that fucking pounding sound? That’s fucking me pumping the fucking brakes.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:46 PM
hey, if yall don’t like it, feel free to tell UM coaches to stop raiding ohio for their starters.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:47 PM
#9 looks like a mongoloid
September 4th, 2010 at 3:47 PM
LOL
Hadn’t seen that one before.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:47 PM
oh…and GO UNT!!!
September 4th, 2010 at 3:47 PM
Double P – was that Lumpkin or McDermott? Leach said McDermott
September 4th, 2010 at 3:48 PM
why is mike cox or a big back in for 3rd and one – lucky that shaw picked it up
September 4th, 2010 at 3:48 PM
RR’s “type of guy?”
ah…criminal midget who with forged transcripts. got it.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:49 PM
Mizzou got fortunate on that one. That all but does it.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:50 PM
spencer – you stop it right now. You know Matt Millen is certifiably retarded.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:50 PM
ndub…hate never sleeps.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:50 PM
Denard is having a heck of a opening drive right now, and dang he is fast as heck
September 4th, 2010 at 3:51 PM
FUCK YEA
September 4th, 2010 at 3:51 PM
nice drive by meeeeechigan.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:51 PM
one of RR’s midgets with forged transcripts gets the TD
September 4th, 2010 at 3:52 PM
Great pace on that drive. Shoelaces won’t be able to run that much every drive or he’ll be dead by the third game.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:52 PM
RR sure knows how to whoop some big east ass, that’s for sure.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:53 PM
Fightin’ 096′s might have some trouble in Death Valley today.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:53 PM
hook ‘em horns
September 4th, 2010 at 3:54 PM
nice taacklin uconn. and when did the fro turn into long-ass braids. not a great evolution
September 4th, 2010 at 3:54 PM
Are those ND’s on the sleeves new for the IRish – look like shit.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:55 PM
now that is a kickoff – keep doing that.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:55 PM
Butters, Jenks in for the save again. Awesome.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:55 PM
ryan kerrigan is a beast.
/for jpq
//has bad memories of ryan kerrigan
///so does terrelle pryor
September 4th, 2010 at 3:56 PM
Denard is having a heck of a opening drive right now, and dang he is fast as heck
He’s got “running away from the po-lice” speed
/Gus Johnson’d
September 4th, 2010 at 3:56 PM
thanks for the heads-up chief. channel changed
September 4th, 2010 at 3:56 PM
dumb fucking penalty. He couldnt even get to that pass
September 4th, 2010 at 3:56 PM
Yeah they went with the ND instead of the numbers. It’s traditionally what they had there. Does look like poop though.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:57 PM
i didn’t know jenks could hit 98
September 4th, 2010 at 3:58 PM
Brian Kelly have anything to do with that number to logo thing on the jersey? I think it’s neat he’s got them going through the crowd to the game instead of the tunnel.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:58 PM
especially from the stretch. impressive
/i’ll have what he’s having
//what he’s not having is a much shorter list tho
September 4th, 2010 at 3:58 PM
Hey Roast I’m going to Chicago on Sunday to see the White Sox face the Royals. Anything I should know about where to eat?
September 4th, 2010 at 3:59 PM
Michigan’s secondary terrifies me. Floyd leads that group in starts… with his third today.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:59 PM
UConn is gonna score a TD this drive.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:59 PM
Is there a reason why UCLA vs. Kansas State is blacked out here on ESPN2? I’m in fucking Minnesota..
September 4th, 2010 at 3:59 PM
damn…michigan’s D is looking pretty bad.
September 4th, 2010 at 3:59 PM
rice leading texas 3-0. go owls.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:00 PM
well, gsg, my feelings are hurt. but, sc or sportsgal are better to ask–i am not wise in the ways of downtown.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:00 PM
Big Bobby with the save. It’s a miracle!!!
September 4th, 2010 at 4:00 PM
Not sure. I’d like to know how all of that stuff works. And then slap the fuck out of the guy that’s designed the Tech unis for the last 3 years.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:01 PM
alligator arms by UConn – looked like a millen drafted receiver.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:01 PM
why are your feelings hurt? haha. If you wanna come just let me know: I have some freinds coming in from NY and they wanted to see Chicago. Found out a few days ago.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:01 PM
joe tiller looking a lot younger
September 4th, 2010 at 4:02 PM
Looked sharp, good velocity…nice win, too bad the goddamn Twins don’t lose
September 4th, 2010 at 4:02 PM
Rice stuffed Texas on 3rd and Goal from the 1.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:02 PM
Stream problems suck.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:03 PM
And Rice holds on 4th and goal too. Damn.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:03 PM
Robert Marve, everybody.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:03 PM
blarg throw by Marve – what the fuck
September 4th, 2010 at 4:04 PM
GSG – Make sure you and your boys rush the field and beat the hell out of a firstbase coach, in true Meth Sox fan style.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:04 PM
texas got it back with an int
September 4th, 2010 at 4:04 PM
If you wanna come just let me know
you know better. with my brood i need a week’s notice at least
September 4th, 2010 at 4:04 PM
Just spit out my oktoberfest.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:04 PM
@GSG, JC Pearson said Lumpkin, but that’s about the time my stream started acting screwy.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:05 PM
Well technically this is a weeks notice, since it’s the 12th
September 4th, 2010 at 4:05 PM
YEAH BUDDY
September 4th, 2010 at 4:05 PM
blocked blocked!!!!
September 4th, 2010 at 4:06 PM
Purdue getting gashed up front.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:07 PM
probably not gsg, but thanks for thinkng of me
/all will be forgiven if you click on my name
September 4th, 2010 at 4:07 PM
I told myself I wouldn’t drink today. I really did. But I’m so tempted for some beer right now.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:07 PM
dammit espn – quit cutting out on plays
September 4th, 2010 at 4:07 PM
I’ve said it before, but Josh Lewin is such a ratty motherfucker.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:08 PM
Christ, Denard is going to get hurt running like this. He’s not big enough.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:08 PM
I have to say, Michael Hartline has impressed me so far. You should be proud, Spence.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:08 PM
Heather Cocks is a skanky looking sideline reporter.
Or is it just me?
September 4th, 2010 at 4:08 PM
Our Lady!!
September 4th, 2010 at 4:09 PM
FYDL
September 4th, 2010 at 4:09 PM
Holy shit Purdue, tackle somebody…have been enjoying Mayock in the booth, not talking down to his audience
September 4th, 2010 at 4:09 PM
Kentucky up 13-0 on fuckin’ Louisville. Charlie Strong not happy.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:09 PM
Is there a reason why UCLA vs. Kansas State is blacked out here on ESPN2? I’m in fucking Minnesota.. Chieff
It is on ABC here in KC. Regional coverage deal. Try that.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:09 PM
fuck the hartlines.
especially brian.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:10 PM
Your handle is yorwifesahor – what do you think?
September 4th, 2010 at 4:10 PM
I know it’s early in the Michigan/UConn game but has anybody for the Big East actually looked good this weekend.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:10 PM
That is one fast mother fucker
September 4th, 2010 at 4:10 PM
Michigan is looking really good, as is Robinson.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:10 PM
another touchdown by a midget with dreds and forged transcripts.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:10 PM
god i fucking hate michigan.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:10 PM
Denard. The man, the myth.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:11 PM
Great blocking and he read them so well
September 4th, 2010 at 4:11 PM
UCONN winning the Big East? Ha, I say, ha!
September 4th, 2010 at 4:11 PM
ABC is Michigan/UConn, ESPN2 guide says UCLA vs. KSU, but it’s ESPNEWS coverage instead.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:11 PM
This’d
September 4th, 2010 at 4:12 PM
Texas hits a 51 yarder 3-3 against the mighty rice owls.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:12 PM
yorsidelinereportersahor
September 4th, 2010 at 4:12 PM
Michigan, glory…reunited?
7 hours yet until the Badgers kick off…trying to decide when to reunite with beer
September 4th, 2010 at 4:12 PM
Fuck Louisville. Can’t stress this enough. Nice place to buy a $500 house, though.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:12 PM
Chief – Check this map.
http://www.hdsportsguide.com/news/2010/espn-on-abc-college-football-map-for-september-4/
September 4th, 2010 at 4:13 PM
+1 roastbeast
September 4th, 2010 at 4:13 PM
Damn you RoastBeast! Why do you have to stare at me with those dead eyes!? haha
September 4th, 2010 at 4:13 PM
michigan glory returned until they start playing big ten teams.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:13 PM
Oh my gawd it is just me
September 4th, 2010 at 4:14 PM
This
September 4th, 2010 at 4:14 PM
Your program sucks when you make a statement against Purdue or UConn.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:14 PM
UConn is going to be dead to me, assholes.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:14 PM
uconn should run blitz. tentative filling by backers
September 4th, 2010 at 4:14 PM
Fuck Stephan Lefors
Fuck Brian Brohm
Fuck the morons who thought Lousiville was a title contender a few years ago
Most of all fuck Rick “15 seconds” Pitino.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:14 PM
That’s two big passing plays that UConn had and effed up.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:15 PM
im gullible. what is this about
?
September 4th, 2010 at 4:15 PM
Rick Pitino wants to get in on all this Fucking. Rick, go ahead:
“Fu-!”
September 4th, 2010 at 4:15 PM
yordawtersahor
September 4th, 2010 at 4:16 PM
September 4th, 2010 at 4:16 PM
This coming from resident Auburn fan, rittyracist.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:16 PM
to be fair, karen Sypher looks like she could fuck like a champ
September 4th, 2010 at 4:16 PM
Your program sucks when you go undefeated and don’t play in the title game
September 4th, 2010 at 4:16 PM
Michigan still can’t field a punt – what the fuck was that shit
September 4th, 2010 at 4:16 PM
Poetry. So beautiful, it brought tears to my eyes.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:17 PM
can’t decide what’s worse–the botched punt catch or the uconn recovery attempt
September 4th, 2010 at 4:18 PM
No idea how UConn didn’t come up with that fumble
September 4th, 2010 at 4:18 PM
Gotta say “fuck Chris Redman” too
September 4th, 2010 at 4:18 PM
+1 Jose
September 4th, 2010 at 4:19 PM
Damn you RoastBeast! Why do you have to stare at me with those dead eyes!? haha
i did it all for you damien
September 4th, 2010 at 4:19 PM
Vanessa Williams is still fucking smoking. Damn, son.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:19 PM
they call mine, revis. what’s yo name?
whore
September 4th, 2010 at 4:20 PM
they weren’t strong enough to take it away from a Midget with forged transcripts.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:20 PM
FUCK YEAH DEQUIN EVANS!!!
September 4th, 2010 at 4:20 PM
I knew everyone was wayy too high on UConn this morning
September 4th, 2010 at 4:20 PM
I’m part of that third map, stupid as fuck. The game is only available in SD. Why have an HD tv and have ESPN2HD when they only show a game on ESPN2 SD?
September 4th, 2010 at 4:20 PM
Purdue sucks.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:21 PM
Thats an incomplete pass…gotta be
September 4th, 2010 at 4:21 PM
called it
September 4th, 2010 at 4:21 PM
it’s been 1 fucking quarter…michigan’s D is terrible.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:21 PM
third = fourth.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:22 PM
field goal team – lets see what the new kicker can do.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:22 PM
Michigan Cheerleaders. Not ugly.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:22 PM
I took the bait and it hurts right now.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:22 PM
wha? how did that kick not go though?
September 4th, 2010 at 4:22 PM
damn. At least they only got a FG
September 4th, 2010 at 4:22 PM
Oh Robert Marve. How I don’t even remotely miss you and your stupid tricep tattoos. Hallelujah Jacory Harris.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:23 PM
stupid chick kicker.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:23 PM
Well, that FG was short and to the left like Tressel’s dick.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:23 PM
The secondary is a trainwreck – but the D-line is pretty good.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:24 PM
Louisville has 30 total offensive yards. Uk 197. Good God.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:24 PM
STFU MILLEN. WHY DONT YOU THROW YOUR OVERALLS ON, HOP ON YOUR RIDING LAWN MOWER, MOZY DOWN TO I-94 THEN DRIVE INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC YOU HEAP OF GARBAGE
September 4th, 2010 at 4:24 PM
That’s hilar… wait you’ve seen Tressel’s cock.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:25 PM
I count 2 drops by UConn that easily turn this game around.. though it’s a shot out not a slug fest.. man, I didn’t realize Denard was that freaking fast
September 4th, 2010 at 4:26 PM
good thing this isn’t a dick measuring contest then.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:26 PM
Good God Cobb is talented.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:26 PM
Yeah, two big missed passes by UConn were hurtful.
And Vladimir gets it.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:27 PM
FUCK YEAH RANDALL COBB!!!!!!!!!
September 4th, 2010 at 4:27 PM
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
September 4th, 2010 at 4:27 PM
YOU DONT FUCK WITH RANDALL COBB
September 4th, 2010 at 4:27 PM
Matty?
September 4th, 2010 at 4:28 PM
Sorry this isn’t college football related, buy apparently George Clooney’s new film “The American” is chocolate covered awesomeness.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:28 PM
I’d rather he hops on to I-75, but other than that I agree on all counts.
——–
Shank you very much!
September 4th, 2010 at 4:28 PM
LOL – Looked like my four-year-old niece punting out there.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:28 PM
fuck you uconn…why don’t you just give michigan the game? fuck.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:28 PM
Did that really just happen?
September 4th, 2010 at 4:28 PM
Lol you suck when Millen says you are pathetic.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:28 PM
Contract Big East football
September 4th, 2010 at 4:29 PM
Seriously. The Big East is WVU & Pitt. No other schools even exist
September 4th, 2010 at 4:29 PM
NDub, how am I racist?
And call me when Auburn starts counting wins against non-ranked teams as statements.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:29 PM
HA! Shoelaces gained 15 pounds and he’s only 195.
/better than Everybody Kills
September 4th, 2010 at 4:29 PM
I can’t thank Phil enough for his generosity.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:30 PM
i have a hard time giving credibility to anyone who had as many wins as i did as an NFL GM 2 years ago. fuck that guy, get him away from my television.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:30 PM
another midget with dreads and a forged transcript contributing for the wolverines.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:30 PM
i know this will sound like a butthurt buckeye fan, but im not impressed with michigan’s offense despite their success right now…uconn is just playing like hot garbage.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:31 PM
stop that nonsense.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:31 PM
I agree – Uconn is just giving them the game.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:31 PM
Yea, I would agree but then again I saw Pitt against the Utes and how Utah did everything to give that game away and still won
September 4th, 2010 at 4:32 PM
Defense Attorney; Never lie to a G-man.
Karen Sypher; Did someone say semen?
September 4th, 2010 at 4:32 PM
rittyracist – I’d rather not have your phone number. See: Dr. Laura phone call conversation in the AM Roundup about a month ago. You had no problem with the N word.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:32 PM
OH YEAH
September 4th, 2010 at 4:33 PM
True. That Odoms reception could’ve vary well been a pick had Uconn been awake
September 4th, 2010 at 4:33 PM
UConn is just laying down out there.
Please keep it up.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:34 PM
I laugh at the Tao hype.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:34 PM
Ok, I am in no way worried about any team in the Big East. If WVU beats LSU and Pitt, we’ll be in the title game. See ya there, Alabama!
September 4th, 2010 at 4:34 PM
Oh yeah. I remember that now. I’m racist because I think using the “N” word in a non-offensive manner by a non-black person shouldn’t be that big of a deal.
And don’t worry, I won’t give you my number because I don’t give my number to black people.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:35 PM
Didn’t expect this type of dominance from the lines. UConn not even putting up a fight…on either side of the ball.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:35 PM
You mean Manti Te’o – dude is way overrated, I’ve been saying that since he was recruited. he faced no competion in Hawaii HS
September 4th, 2010 at 4:36 PM
These games are turning out to be a disappointment to 3rd-party viewers…Purdue needs to get its shit together, don’t make me settle for UCLA-Kansas State
September 4th, 2010 at 4:36 PM
Colby Lewis with 33 pitches so far in the first, 5 runs in. Sorry, Butters.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:36 PM
Yes, and he isn’t good enuf to have his named spelled properly.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:36 PM
Don’t worry, rittyracist, I’m not black. If I was, though, it’d be OK that I was here because the Internet isn’t segregated.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:37 PM
Yeah, but barely. And no one wins in Utah, and it was the first game of the year, and it was Wannstache in September. He can’t coach till October
September 4th, 2010 at 4:37 PM
looked like a hold on the UConn –
They are gonna score a TD this drive.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:38 PM
Sox had their chance this season with the 6 games in August and didn’t get it done, I’ve mostly made my peace with it…maybe if they’re still within 3-4 games for the series in a couple weeks I’ll start believing again
September 4th, 2010 at 4:38 PM
LSU line is down 2 points from 2 hours ago. I got it at 7.5. Who the fuck is betting UNC?
September 4th, 2010 at 4:38 PM
your reverse jinx is working pretty well, i must say.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:40 PM
Whatever you say, whitey.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:40 PM
Morons? That can be the only explanation, unless they didn’t get the suspension memo.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:40 PM
The fuck was that 3rd down play call from Purdue? Chickenshits
September 4th, 2010 at 4:40 PM
Yea, I got to admit, I wish my reverse jinxes worked as well as yours today
September 4th, 2010 at 4:41 PM
Big first down there
September 4th, 2010 at 4:41 PM
I’m off to black out at a wedding. Have a nice long weekend ya’ll
September 4th, 2010 at 4:42 PM
Wishing I had bet on Oregon right about now
September 4th, 2010 at 4:42 PM
i meant to say “this” after my last comment, btw.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:42 PM
Wonder what Peyton Manning thinks about that UConn receiver running into the umpire
September 4th, 2010 at 4:42 PM
Oh, dang yea the umpire messed that play up
September 4th, 2010 at 4:43 PM
im beginning to wonder if UConn’s offense has practiced this offseason.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:43 PM
Got a hand on that kick but enough force to get it through.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:43 PM
ugly kick – but it counts. UConn right back in this thing.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:43 PM
How the fuck do you have two offside penalties on the same drive, UK? Fuicking move that fat ass DT in place
September 4th, 2010 at 4:44 PM
They worked on it with Colorado St it seems.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:44 PM
Is anyone getting off their couch, or is this just an all college football day then off to bed?
September 4th, 2010 at 4:46 PM
NDub – workin’, drinkin’, sleepn
September 4th, 2010 at 4:46 PM
i gotta eat at some point.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:46 PM
A friend of mine is making his MMA debut – so I’m off to see that after this set of games. If not for that I wouldn’t be moving.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:46 PM
If didn’t fuck their own ass, this drive would’ve a while ago.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:47 PM
Going out somewhere to watch the Badgers tonight…at some point I need to interact/booze with real people, this isn’t healthy right now
September 4th, 2010 at 4:47 PM
Ended. Would’ve ended.
/Cracks another Coors Light
//Packs another bowl
September 4th, 2010 at 4:47 PM
Louisville shouldn’t even had got a FG on that drive
September 4th, 2010 at 4:48 PM
FML’d
September 4th, 2010 at 4:49 PM
Soooo Leinart was just released
September 4th, 2010 at 4:50 PM
UConn can get a lot of momentum with a score on this drive.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:50 PM
Oh wow big surprise, Illini lose another game in the 2nd half
September 4th, 2010 at 4:50 PM
They dumped 72 mil into THAT shithole? Wowzers.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:51 PM
mike mayock rocks for color commentary.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:52 PM
Patterson – You talking leinart or Papa Johns? haha
September 4th, 2010 at 4:52 PM
Apollo Creed!
September 4th, 2010 at 4:52 PM
Both are correct, GSG.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:53 PM
All of this, between this and no Chaz Weis I’m finding this team much more likable
Purdue looks like pure ass
September 4th, 2010 at 4:53 PM
Michigan is going to have problems on third and long this season.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:53 PM
Cardinals will rue the day they dropped Leinart to start Derrick Anderson. Back to reality for the cards, 4 win seasons from here on out.
/Throws Leinart Jersey on the vick and couch pile
September 4th, 2010 at 4:54 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS UCONN DOING!??!?!?!?!
jesus fucking christ, UNT looks better.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:54 PM
I want him on Cincy for cheap
September 4th, 2010 at 4:54 PM
nothing new. they blew dog balls on third and long last year.
probably gonna give up a TD this drive.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:56 PM
Holy shit what a catch!
September 4th, 2010 at 4:56 PM
HOLY SHIT WHAT A CATCH!!!
September 4th, 2010 at 4:56 PM
pure skill on that catch and run. no luck there at all.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:56 PM
Wow. WOW.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:56 PM
Apparently, the offense sat down too long.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:56 PM
How in the hell does he make that catch? FUCKING HIT HIM.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:57 PM
LETS GO UCONN…make a game of this thing.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:57 PM
Two guys were just looking at him. morons.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:58 PM
God damn, for as good as UK looked in the first quarter…
September 4th, 2010 at 4:58 PM
Thome with 583. Into the grandstands.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:58 PM
UConn will get a TD here and then do an onside kick to start the half will be 21-17 very soon.
September 4th, 2010 at 4:59 PM
Why the fuck did Michigan not take a timeout there!!!!!!!>>>????????
September 4th, 2010 at 4:59 PM
Nicely done Huskies
September 4th, 2010 at 4:59 PM
w00t!
September 4th, 2010 at 5:00 PM
that was stupid – michigan should have called a timeout to set the defense.
UConn has all the momentum – gonna turn this in to a blowout.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:00 PM
Dude, what the fuck. The D was clearly off balance. Two timeouts.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:00 PM
im sick of eating healthy. someone order me a pizza.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:00 PM
GTFU Carvin Johnson. There’s like four of you guys in the secondary. You cannot be hurt.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:01 PM
This x1000. beyond stupid.
they better be on the lookout for the onside kick to start the half.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:01 PM
another injury in the michigan secondary? rut roh.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:01 PM
If Notre Dame wins this game Brian Kelley is the greatest coach ever!
/ESPN
September 4th, 2010 at 5:01 PM
I mean even TBL would be in awe of your work here today
September 4th, 2010 at 5:02 PM
I cannot believe they didn’t take a TO there.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:02 PM
doesn’t look good with that limp – hopefully just a cramp and he can rehyrdate at the half.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:02 PM
A bit of baseball … Thome just hit #19..Twins 6 Rangers 0 – 3rd inning.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:02 PM
Uconn wasnt set on the TD
September 4th, 2010 at 5:03 PM
Expect a spit-filled tribute from Dr. Lou.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:03 PM
a fucking bengals and wolverines fan…you, sir, are my mortal enemy.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:03 PM
I’m going for a swim. NEed to burn off this anger. Plus I need to soak my poison ivy-pocked body in chlorine.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:04 PM
all right rod – lets see some second half adjustments – you’ve blown a lot of games in the second half. try not to blow this one.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:05 PM
Monday: Lifetime contract, 100 million.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:06 PM
I’m not a Michigan fan per se. I don’t like UCONN
September 4th, 2010 at 5:06 PM
ok then. that’s at least a little forgiveable.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:09 PM
fuck john saunders – every pistons fan should have a free shot at you.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:11 PM
The pizza places around here fucking suck. I ordered Pizza Hut (the closest, so at least its usually hot) took one bite threw it away and called and got a refund.
/Still hungry
September 4th, 2010 at 5:12 PM
Shit run’n down me legs. Time to get up, my astronaut diapers are overflowin.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:12 PM
And he’s Canadian
September 4th, 2010 at 5:12 PM
Get the fuck off my television set Mike Florio. Piece of shit.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:13 PM
Yeah, I’d let Wendi Nix teach me a few things.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:16 PM
I bet she fucks like a champ.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:17 PM
Delivery joints have been fucking me lately. last time i got a pie delivered it took an hour and a half and was cold and not cajun crust.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:18 PM
Crybaby. Why did it suck?
September 4th, 2010 at 5:21 PM
Thome 584! 20 on the year, dude’s ridiculous even at 40.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:21 PM
College halftimes are insufferably long…screw marching bands, think of the TV viewers!
September 4th, 2010 at 5:21 PM
I’d let Pam Oliver teach me a few things. I bet she
fucks like a chimp.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:22 PM
Did you miss where he said it was Pizza Hut?
September 4th, 2010 at 5:22 PM
He tied and passed Harmon on the same day, now ties and passes McGwire on the same day.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:23 PM
Yeah but he can’t play RF like Andruw Jones
/Love you Ozzie, but…
September 4th, 2010 at 5:23 PM
I read this as Pam Ward at first…I shuddered.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:23 PM
Why does every autistic kid’s teeth look f’d up in this commercial? It’s not like that for everyone with autism is it?
September 4th, 2010 at 5:24 PM
Yeah, Ozzie has pissed me off many times over the years…but that was the capper for me.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:24 PM
UConn gonna do an onside kick here.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:25 PM
Millen can’t even remember the players names – fuck this guy.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:25 PM
Mike Mayock is good at football analysis
September 4th, 2010 at 5:26 PM
c’mon stonum – should have taken a knee.
Michigan needs a scoring drive or this thing is gonna get ugly.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:26 PM
third’d
September 4th, 2010 at 5:27 PM
roundtree just got terminated.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:28 PM
Sorry JPQ, Marve looks just like he did at Miami. Get ready for a season choc full of rollouts.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:28 PM
I’m actually looking forward to watching ND games this year… not only for the hilarity but also Mayock.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:28 PM
Dang.. that was a hit, that’s off really loud on the TV
September 4th, 2010 at 5:29 PM
Damn I forgot about Jasper Howard. Tragic stuff.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:29 PM
Oregon is up 59-0 at the half on New Mexico. Wow.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:30 PM
wonder if they will go for triple digits – New Mexico must suck.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:32 PM
UConn’s zone is getting shredded. Michigan WRs are just sitting down in the holes.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:32 PM
20-3 Irish. ND has re-re-re-re-re-returned to Glory.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:34 PM
what the fuck is up with the random camera angles – shit is making me dizzy
September 4th, 2010 at 5:35 PM
I hope Robinson doesn’t die
September 4th, 2010 at 5:36 PM
Took me awhile to where I know Mike Mayock’s voice from, I guess he does Vikings preseason games too.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:36 PM
must secure ball before running.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:37 PM
this FG is gonna get blocked and housed.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:37 PM
Well, the NBC-it replays are golden ….
September 4th, 2010 at 5:38 PM
He also does stuff on NFL-net – good analyst
September 4th, 2010 at 5:38 PM
How ’bout dem Hawkeyes!
Oh… Michigan looks pretty swell, too. Boilers need to get their shit together. Illinois choked a good first half away.
I feel like college again. Nap time then bar action. I hate to say it but Geaux Tigers tonight.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:38 PM
Turdue
September 4th, 2010 at 5:38 PM
Burnt and cold. I hate bitching and I have very low standards given my options are Hut, Papa, and Dominos, but a tombstone would have been better.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:39 PM
Purdon’t
September 4th, 2010 at 5:40 PM
What do you want on your tombstone?
/Just pepperoni for me
/Always found those commericials amusing
September 4th, 2010 at 5:40 PM
Yep.
And short passes off target.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:40 PM
Squibb kicks are the stupidest play
September 4th, 2010 at 5:42 PM
The new Domino’s stuff is actually pretty delicious. And I said it before on here, the pizza tracker itself is so amazing, especially when drunk.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:43 PM
I’ve heard nothing but postives. I’ll have to creep it eventually. But damn did their pizza suck before.
/Cheesybread was always good
//fuck them for dumping the twisty bread and cheesy dots
September 4th, 2010 at 5:43 PM
The Papa Johns BBQ bacon pizza is not to be so quickly dismissed
Malcolm Floyd fumbles away another Irish TD…this would be a big development if Purdue had better football players to mount a comeback
September 4th, 2010 at 5:45 PM
UConn is gonna score a TD this drive, all day to throw.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:46 PM
Sorry this isn’t college football related, buy apparently George Clooney’s new film “The American” is chocolate covered awesomeness.
Wrong.
Purdon’t
+1 quasi-Johnny Depp reference.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:47 PM
Nice to see UK returning to it’s fucked up glory.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:47 PM
Go on ahead and fall apart, Cats. I don’t mind at all.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:48 PM
Compressing the fullback on iso.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:48 PM
UConn is gonna score a TD this drive, all day to throw.
Anything that clinches the collective asshole of everyone in the Big House is fine by me.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:48 PM
Michigan’s D on 3rd and short is no bueno
September 4th, 2010 at 5:49 PM
couple inches short – qb keeper conversion coming up
September 4th, 2010 at 5:49 PM
Wow, how was that not a first down.
And now a fumble. Bullshit.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:49 PM
Fuck, UConn!!!!!!!
September 4th, 2010 at 5:49 PM
How in the fuck do you let the ball fly out like that?
September 4th, 2010 at 5:49 PM
FUMBLE!
September 4th, 2010 at 5:49 PM
random asss fumble!!!!!!
that was too ezeh!
September 4th, 2010 at 5:50 PM
…but 4th and short it’s great!
September 4th, 2010 at 5:50 PM
Look, I’m a Michigan fan, but I think I’m objectively saying this that Michigan didn’t get “lucky” there. That was a solid stick right on the football and it was knocked out. It’s not like UConn messed up a snap or the guy had butter fingers.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:50 PM
Purdon’t on the move…
September 4th, 2010 at 5:51 PM
UK finally gets a break. Dude trying to rape Matthews.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:52 PM
God Marve is awful.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:52 PM
I hope the Purdon’t tag gains momentum.
/ducks jpq
//covers head with Purdue diploma
September 4th, 2010 at 5:53 PM
Oh god please get up Molk
September 4th, 2010 at 5:53 PM
I like Purdon’t but I’m more partial to turdue.
—-
Molk is down. Michigan is fucked.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:53 PM
Only if you have British Autism.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:54 PM
Just fucking shot yourselves in the feet some more, UK.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:54 PM
Marve is the best QB in the B10 not name Pryor or Stanzi.
/Buckeye honks on 850 AM Cleveland.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:55 PM
Would love to see a TD on this drive to feel more comfortable.
….and Shaw goes -10 yards
September 4th, 2010 at 5:55 PM
WTF shaw – running 20 yards in reverse
I think Denard got it! but he is down.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:55 PM
There goes Robinson’s wind.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:55 PM
Denard Robinson is fast
September 4th, 2010 at 5:55 PM
After you mentioned the rolling out bit I’ve noticed it on damn near every pass
Rut-roh Michigan
September 4th, 2010 at 5:55 PM
Michigan is fucked.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:56 PM
oh.. and there just went a lot of Michigan Fans breaths
September 4th, 2010 at 5:56 PM
That looked like a powerbomb
September 4th, 2010 at 5:56 PM
Michigan is fucked
September 4th, 2010 at 5:56 PM
Uh oh, Michigan’s season’s over…
September 4th, 2010 at 5:56 PM
Domino’s is good for dough, take it home and build your own pie….Prebake at 425 for 5 minutes then add the sauce and toppings. The local Domino’s sells a ball of dough for $2.00. Not a bad way to go. Use a pizza stone as well.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:56 PM
D-Gard warming up – guaranteed pick 6.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:56 PM
Rich Rod loves him some Devin Gardner.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:57 PM
Thanks for the tip.
+1 for that
+2 for using a pizza stone.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:57 PM
Wait, what? People outside of Iowa think he’s competent?
September 4th, 2010 at 5:58 PM
Good first play, Gardner.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:58 PM
I’d liked to donkey punch Jeannine Edwards
September 4th, 2010 at 5:58 PM
IIRC He’s from the Cleveland area – so Cleveland buckeye honks think he is good.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:59 PM
sanders, who is that in your new gravataR?
September 4th, 2010 at 5:59 PM
Shoulda redshirted Gardner
September 4th, 2010 at 5:59 PM
spencer hates on Stanzi all the time. Though I think it’s just to spite SC.
September 4th, 2010 at 5:59 PM
jailbait
September 4th, 2010 at 6:00 PM
STOP
ARM
TACKLING
September 4th, 2010 at 6:00 PM
Debby Ryan. She’s 17. Legal everywhere. I think.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:00 PM
Redshirt is still an option – he just can play in more than 3 games, or something like that.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:01 PM
I will root for the Vikings this Thursday like I have never rooted for a team before.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:01 PM
You and Billy Gillispie.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:01 PM
GREAT top drill by ND defense to get that pick.
And….you just surrendered a safety.
SHIT-FUCK-ASS!!!
September 4th, 2010 at 6:01 PM
September 4th, 2010 at 6:02 PM
Jesus christ, bro. What does she do?
/googles
September 4th, 2010 at 6:02 PM
UK almost gave up a 50 yard pass between two guys who were JuCos.
And here I am talking about 8 wins.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:02 PM
Del Mar pick 6 should be over 3 million today, i did 50 quick picks.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:02 PM
Booooooo
UConn is fucked…make a 3rd down stop already
September 4th, 2010 at 6:02 PM
… except America
September 4th, 2010 at 6:02 PM
Apparently, Kentucky can only play defense for one half.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:03 PM
People rooting for Favre makes me a sad Harbaugh
/Will root for favre again the Pack
//Lesser of two evils
September 4th, 2010 at 6:03 PM
Off-topic:
Have any of you heard anything about iPhone coming to Verizon in the next couple years?
/End OT
September 4th, 2010 at 6:03 PM
Selena Gomez >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Debby Ryan
/google’d
September 4th, 2010 at 6:03 PM
Tate lost his job
September 4th, 2010 at 6:03 PM
T-Rob – wide open.
UConn continues to bail Michigan out. They are giving away this game.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:03 PM
Great playcall, great execution
September 4th, 2010 at 6:04 PM
Not for Favre. More against overexposure, Sean Payton, Harry Connick Jr. and breathless announcers everywhere.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:04 PM
YES!!!
September 4th, 2010 at 6:04 PM
If ND was gonna call and run that play why not just run straight out of the back of the end zone. Fucking awful.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:05 PM
Screen!
September 4th, 2010 at 6:05 PM
Agreed. Gomez is the tops. Her new video is divine.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:05 PM
I will root for the Vikings this Thursday like I have never rooted for a team before.
I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.
But since I’m going to stir shit anyway…I give you “Favre-atar.”
September 4th, 2010 at 6:05 PM
Yes, heldover.
GREAT PLAYCALL on the blitz!!!
September 4th, 2010 at 6:05 PM
Of course there’s holding. Why not.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:05 PM
Lol at the beach ball rolling perfectly in line.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:06 PM
Jesus Christ. How does a team digress over the period of a game?
September 4th, 2010 at 6:06 PM
Dan Orvlovsky did that once. IT was pathetic.
——–
UConn is just laying down. I’m not impressed at all by Michigan, that awesome ND team is gonna steamroll them.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:07 PM
Well, Selena Gomez is 18. So that’s better.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:07 PM
With as much as Louisville’s blitzing, screens like that are there all day.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:07 PM
Resident Evil 3d looks pretty awesome
September 4th, 2010 at 6:08 PM
what the fuck play calling was that? Need seven yards and you throw BEHIND the line of scrimmage?
September 4th, 2010 at 6:08 PM
What the fuck is wrong with Robert Marve?
September 4th, 2010 at 6:08 PM
Robert Marve doing his best Desean Jackson. Except, you know, there are rules against that shit in CFB.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:08 PM
As much as I don’t want Purdue to win, that penalty is fucking stupid.
Wait, nevermind, I saw the repaly. That QB’s fucking stupid.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:08 PM
Why dive there?
September 4th, 2010 at 6:08 PM
Michigan needs a kicker
September 4th, 2010 at 6:10 PM
Seriously, 113,090 in the stadium today, I’m sorry but that is freaking unreal
September 4th, 2010 at 6:10 PM
NCAA has some stupid rules
September 4th, 2010 at 6:11 PM
It sounds like someone is scrapping ice off of the press box in Louisville. What the hell are they picking up?
September 4th, 2010 at 6:11 PM
We’ve all probably seen this.
But at least this one will be 26 in a few weeks (thanks wikipedia!). I present…. Laura Vandervoort.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:11 PM
Glad to see Marve hasn’t gotten the stench of the U off of him yet. Another year in Indiana, and he’ll be flipping the ball to the ref like Barry Sanders
September 4th, 2010 at 6:11 PM
Ron Turner’d and John Shoop’d
September 4th, 2010 at 6:12 PM
“Trying to give this football game away…”
September 4th, 2010 at 6:12 PM
Michigan’s D is getting to cocky, still plenty of time for them to blow this game.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:12 PM
He’s kind of a bad boy.
“He started every game except the season opener against Charleston Southern, for which he was suspended as the result of Marve’s arrest in Coconut Grove when he was charged with two misdemeanors – resisting arrest without violence and criminal mischief – after he punched and broke a car mirror then tried to elude police by running away.”
September 4th, 2010 at 6:12 PM
Matt Tolbert – 2 triples, 5 RBI.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:13 PM
Laura Vandervoort is the type of chick who would make me pull a Jim Levenstein.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:13 PM
FUMBLE-IA!!! FUMBLE-ROOSKIE!
September 4th, 2010 at 6:13 PM
Barry Sanders Jr. is getting OFF in some hs game
September 4th, 2010 at 6:13 PM
Yeah! There’s a chance!
September 4th, 2010 at 6:13 PM
Well UK just recovered a fumble on Louisvilles 29, and I’m betting a FG here. They have forgotten how to move the ball. At all.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:14 PM
GSG, no offense, but I think you’re talking to yourself about that game here. LOL. Is anyone watching UK and Louisville?
September 4th, 2010 at 6:14 PM
WEll, I recant, World Wide Patterson is.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:15 PM
another injury timeout – rod can’t keep his players healthy. too much practice time.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:15 PM
They moved it in the 3rd, save one drive, they just kept fucking themselves with penalties…
September 4th, 2010 at 6:15 PM
hahaha! it’s just me and Douple P.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:15 PM
Was watching The Lookout again a few nights ago. She was not in that movie long enough.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:16 PM
I’d make her squeal like Ned Beatty.
/hillbilly’d
September 4th, 2010 at 6:16 PM
another injury timeout – rod can’t keep his players healthy. too much practice time.
more they are all the size of Pop Warner players
September 4th, 2010 at 6:16 PM
Annnnnnnd Locke cramps so he’s out.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:16 PM
Selena Gomez, oh boy…
September 4th, 2010 at 6:17 PM
Joker Philips just put his balls on the table quite nicely.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:17 PM
God, Notre Dame is trying to give this thing away…
/Sweats bullets
//Actually, it’s Bailey’s Irish Creme
September 4th, 2010 at 6:17 PM
Double P*
September 4th, 2010 at 6:17 PM
Shit. Does this mean Jacob’s going to win?
September 4th, 2010 at 6:17 PM
I’m not ashamed to say I watched her in an episode or two of Instant Star
September 4th, 2010 at 6:17 PM
Millen agrees with me UConn has beaten itself
September 4th, 2010 at 6:18 PM
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
September 4th, 2010 at 6:18 PM
Marve with a decent throw finally, and it goes through the hands.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:18 PM
Another well-timed penalty.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:18 PM
he got that by a yard. replay should overturn this abortion of a call.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:18 PM
Purdue fucking sucks. Christ.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:19 PM
DAMN IT
September 4th, 2010 at 6:19 PM
That’s my kind of man
September 4th, 2010 at 6:20 PM
Purdue, you’ve got to be shitting me…
September 4th, 2010 at 6:20 PM
The Big East is terrrrible. Seriously, LSU is the only team that stands in the way of the title game for WVU
September 4th, 2010 at 6:20 PM
I’m close to throwing my monitor out of the second story now. Thank you for completely fucking this drive all to hell, Cats. Nicely done. You’d think I’d be used to this after two decades of this shit.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:21 PM
Javon Walker cut
September 4th, 2010 at 6:23 PM
LSU plays WVU this season? Nice matchup of clueless coaches.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:23 PM
Noel Devine is gonna pile up 300+ against UCONN
September 4th, 2010 at 6:23 PM
This game is fucking garbage.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:23 PM
Your fault Marve. Hit him right in the hands
September 4th, 2010 at 6:24 PM
Javon Walker cutLOL – why did the ViQueens even bother signing him – Bret must have had final say – since he shat on walker’s holdout back in green bay.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:24 PM
Play the ball and not the man there and Purdue takes that one to the house.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:24 PM
This is the sixth coaching change since I’ve been watching UK football and none of them, NOT ONE, can get rid of these stupid, cocksucking, drive-killing penalties.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:24 PM
Mardy Fish won in 5 sets.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:26 PM
Play the ball and not the man there and Purdue takes that one to the house.
exactly. Hope is going for all these Florida guy to get speed. Unfortunately, you also get dumb to go along with it
/not racist’d
September 4th, 2010 at 6:28 PM
Javon Walker cut
nathan vasher got cut, too.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:28 PM
Haha, sounds like the other day when I said white guys tend to have success as slot receivers because they require the most intelligence of all the wideout positions. That was also not racist.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:29 PM
Wouldn’t be shocked to see him end up back with the Bears. Between him and Tim Jennings they have about half a quality cover 2 corner.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:29 PM
Leinart was cut as well – Do the Vikings go after Houshmandzadeh?
September 4th, 2010 at 6:29 PM
That guy was beaten like a drum
/hi yoooooooooooooooo
September 4th, 2010 at 6:30 PM
Wide open on 4th and 5. Unbelieveable.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:31 PM
Any Redskins fans here who can tell me if the corner the Colts traded for is worth a shit?
September 4th, 2010 at 6:31 PM
Aroldis Chapman’s pitching
September 4th, 2010 at 6:31 PM
The defense wants to stay on the field. Clearly.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:33 PM
Pujols v Chapman
September 4th, 2010 at 6:33 PM
Goddamn, both these teams are fucking disgusting.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:34 PM
He’s barely touched 100 on Fox’s gun. Mostly 99.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:35 PM
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING?!?!?! ANOTHER PENALTY!
September 4th, 2010 at 6:35 PM
LOL.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:35 PM
If it wasn’t for his kid, Cris Collinsworth would never
meet any high school chicks.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:35 PM
Cut him.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:36 PM
Wow.. did they just show Forcier acting like a little B, yea way to do your school proud when they are winning by 20
September 4th, 2010 at 6:37 PM
yorwifesahor has been delivering some good one-liners today
September 4th, 2010 at 6:40 PM
Go Blue! fuck the haters.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:40 PM
72-0 Oregon, and their final drive is going like this:
R. Alston rushed up the middle for 2 yard gain
R. Alston rushed up the middle for 3 yard gain
D. Hawkins rushed up the middle for 7 yard gain
R. Alston rushed up the middle for 1 yard gain
D. Hawkins rushed to the left for 12 yard gain
R. Alston rushed up the middle for 5 yard loss
R. Alston rushed up the middle for no gain. New Mexico committed 15 yard penalty
R. Alston rushed up the middle for 2 yard gain
R. Alston rushed up the middle for 5 yard gain
R. Alston rushed up the middle for 37 yard gain
September 4th, 2010 at 6:40 PM
Oh, look at this, a personalized ad for the Miss Teen Texas pageant at the top of the page…
September 4th, 2010 at 6:42 PM
Tate’s prolly cold. He hasn’t gotten in the game all day.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:43 PM
Sean Mcdonough with the Umaine shoutout!
September 4th, 2010 at 6:43 PM
Damn. That INT would’ve looked nice on the stat sheet.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:44 PM
Shocked how poor UConn played with the build up I have read and watched. Not a good showing at all for the praise they recieved. I will be at the Rent next Sat. to see them in person. Hopefully a better showing. My uncle and cousin are at the big house and said they look as awful there as they do on t.v.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:44 PM
That’s quite funny stuff, Chief.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:44 PM
The fighting Urlachers should be contracted. They’re hurting any credibility the Mountain West has.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:44 PM
The fighting Urlachers should be contracted. They’re hurting any credibility the Mountain West has.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:44 PM
DAMNIT! Missed another INT! Ha ha
September 4th, 2010 at 6:45 PM
loks like ole miss could use some masoli
September 4th, 2010 at 6:46 PM
They were up 14-0 like 3 minutes in the game too.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:46 PM
Alex Flanagan talks really weird.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:46 PM
This game remineded me of when Rodriguez coached at WV and destroyed Uconn with the spread and option. Just not prepared.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:48 PM
Well TBL won his first bet… ND -10.5 and they win by 11, awesome.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:48 PM
UCLA just got the TD, 2 point conversion away from tying it up.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:49 PM
LOL, a penalty on the kneel. It had to end that way for the Cats. Oh well, a win’s a win.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:51 PM
Michigan will start off 5-0 then finish 7-5.
/they perhaps may lose to td jc next week, perhaps
September 4th, 2010 at 6:54 PM
Most aggrivating game I’ve ever watched
September 4th, 2010 at 6:55 PM
J’ville State looking for the upset on Ole Miss. Up 41-34 in OT.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:55 PM
Alex Flanagan talks really weird.
She’d talk real weird with my p3nis in her mouth. amirite?
September 4th, 2010 at 6:56 PM
Alex Flanagan talks really weird.
you know the cure for that
/i’m gonna write you a prescription for insertpenis
September 4th, 2010 at 6:56 PM
I like your style, roast.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:58 PM
Masoli comes in just for OT. Interesting.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:58 PM
Houston Nutt is an embarrassment.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:59 PM
Ole Piss. Gets me every time.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:59 PM
Double OT
September 4th, 2010 at 7:00 PM
WE gonna get a night post?
September 4th, 2010 at 7:01 PM
you and me held, you and me
September 4th, 2010 at 7:01 PM
Herm Edwards doing color analysis on ESPNU’s game – Miss State vs. Memphis. This could be interesting.
September 4th, 2010 at 7:02 PM
WE gonna get a night post?
contact a doctor if it lasts more than four hours
/plenty o night games so i guess yes
September 4th, 2010 at 7:04 PM
I’m watching BYU/Washington after this Ole Miss game ends.
September 4th, 2010 at 7:09 PM
Jax State sucks…
September 4th, 2010 at 7:10 PM
HOLY SHIT JAX STATE~!
September 4th, 2010 at 7:10 PM
What a fucking pass!
September 4th, 2010 at 7:10 PM
what a timeout!
September 4th, 2010 at 7:10 PM
I’m watching on ESPN3.com. It’s my only option
WOW
September 4th, 2010 at 7:11 PM
Jacksonville state on Bitches! Is Norm McDonald calling this game?
September 4th, 2010 at 7:11 PM
Lou Holtz in 3-D will be EXTREME
September 4th, 2010 at 7:12 PM
They got it!
September 4th, 2010 at 7:12 PM
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!
September 4th, 2010 at 7:12 PM
HOLY SHIT JACKSONIVLLE STATE!~111!!!!!!
September 4th, 2010 at 7:12 PM
OH.. DANG.. Heck of TD Catch and just as great 2 Point Conversion!!!
September 4th, 2010 at 7:13 PM
This is all Jevan Sneads fault
September 4th, 2010 at 7:13 PM
This just in: Masoli has requested to transfer to Jax St..
September 4th, 2010 at 7:13 PM
OLE PISS, FTL!
September 4th, 2010 at 7:14 PM
I’m pretty sure Lou Holtz has a rat tail.
September 4th, 2010 at 7:16 PM
just in: Masoli has requested to transfer to Jax St..
i’l bet they offer a buncha stuff oregon didn’t
/Meth Cooking 101, Purse Snatching 202, Urban Planning 121: Cruise Ships as Hotels
September 4th, 2010 at 7:19 PM
Urban Planning 121: Cruise Ships as Hotels
Roastbeast, WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE!!!!!
That had me spitting up coffee.
September 4th, 2010 at 7:19 PM
you forgot
intro to raft building
September 4th, 2010 at 7:20 PM
Oregon offers all of these, I promise you.
September 4th, 2010 at 7:23 PM
coffee? heldover, we truly are bruthas from anotha mutha
September 4th, 2010 at 7:26 PM
i really want a banjo… so i can play “for the turnstiles.”
September 4th, 2010 at 7:41 PM
cassino in da house!
September 4th, 2010 at 7:47 PM
Holly Rowe looks like a old Vegas hooker.
September 4th, 2010 at 10:21 PM
Puulease! Statement Games? Win on the fvckin road like what Minnesota did and then you can take them seriously. It’s 1 damn game. Enough of this crap. Obviously both will be in the TBL Top25 power poll on Monday which will be hilarious.