Chris Berman’s Mustache
1-liner, ESPN, Facial Hair, Media Gossip/Musings September 9th. 2010, 10:15am
Señor Berman: Wildly popular ESPN personality Chris Berman has sprouted a mustache. Every hipster in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, along with guys like Carl Pavano and the great John Axford must have woken up in tears this morning. Suddenly, the mustache craze has come to a screeching halt. Let’s hope it’s a fake. And if it is, it doesn’t hold a candle to the bushy vag tickler Patrick Dempsey sported in Loverboy. [Screengrab via]
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September 9th, 2010 at 10:18 AM
his resemblance to Mario in that photo is amazing, oversized melon and all.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:18 AM
That looks fake
September 9th, 2010 at 10:19 AM
Oh. My. GOD.
Hernia… I insist you or someone photoshop a Super Mario hat and a pair of overalls on this photo STAT!
September 9th, 2010 at 10:20 AM
He looks like a retarded John Cleese.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:20 AM
/high fives Wilhelm
September 9th, 2010 at 10:20 AM
He looks like he should be on Univision.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:21 AM
Can’t buy me love great movie
September 9th, 2010 at 10:21 AM
With that fake tan and now the Juan Valdez brush, Boomer shouldn’t be taking a trips to AZ.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:21 AM
Check that. I just enlarged the pic. He should be in pedophile prison.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:21 AM
Coulda stopped right there Jersey.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:22 AM
I think he looks well, excepting the giant brain tumor, of course.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:23 AM
that’s still an improvement for him.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:23 AM
/pops vicodin
September 9th, 2010 at 10:23 AM
KC – Check the caption. LOL.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:23 AM
That picture doesn’t look right
September 9th, 2010 at 10:24 AM
It looks pretty real: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/danpatrick/blog/127661/index.html
September 9th, 2010 at 10:24 AM
It was part of McDreamy’s would-be star trilogy that also featured Run and Mobsters. Run is a very underrated bad movie. “Gotta get out, gotta get out!”
September 9th, 2010 at 10:24 AM
Hernia… I insist you or someone photoshop a Super Mario hat and a pair of overalls on this photo STAT!
Who would be the Luigi to his Mario?
September 9th, 2010 at 10:25 AM
That looks real.
The one in the post looks fake – head seems way too big.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:25 AM
Sal Fasano.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:25 AM
the sanchize.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:26 AM
There goes Skechers trying to be a dick again.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:26 AM
It’s real. Just for Men certainly. But real.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:27 AM
Mustaches notwithstanding, I’m a fan of facial hair in general. Shaving is on my top 3 things in my life that I have to do but hate the most.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:27 AM
I prefer Love Don’t Cost a Thing.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:28 AM
Josh Elliot with a stache would make a perfect Luigi.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:29 AM
The precursor to Big Sausage Pizza?
September 9th, 2010 at 10:31 AM
maybe i’m in the minority, but i love a nice clean shave. finally found a razor that works well for me, the schick hydro 3. gillete just rips me up.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:31 AM
Rudy was offsides.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:31 AM
Long, slow clap for Mike Tanier. This the my favorite thing I’ve read on the web this year. Bravo.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:32 AM
If one wants to appear knowledgeable about football it’s never a good move to look more like Matt Millen
September 9th, 2010 at 10:32 AM
Yeah that thing is definitely dyed.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:33 AM
Bsadners: My buddy’s dad played on that team. He was actually the guy that got subbed out for him (I think). According to him. none of the really good players really cared for Rudy. They weren’t as passionate as the movie showed about getting him on the field. The guy was tough, but a bit of a big whiner and a suck up to the coaches. He was a bit of a joke on campus but people were pretty excited that he got on the field. Joe’s being a bit of a dick on this one, but I understand where he is coming from.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:33 AM
Can’t buy me love great movie
They should really redo that movie, but with black people.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:33 AM
I think you might be. I'm counting until I'm able to grow the winter coat again.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:34 AM
Or someone who keeps a mattress in the back of his van.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:35 AM
Looks like one of Palamulo’s pubes found a home.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:35 AM
i still like a beard, i’ll probably try one out this winter. best shaves i ever have is when i shave off the beard.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:36 AM
Tom Jackson should now grow negburns.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:36 AM
Per IMDB, Christmas 2010 Releases:
Tyler Perry’s Madea Just Tryin’ to Buy Her Some Baby Daddy Love
September 9th, 2010 at 10:37 AM
He looks like a bad 70s game show host in that pic.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:37 AM
McHernia. His dancing he learned from PBS was off the hook.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:37 AM
Amen. I’m in my cousin’s wedding on 10/10/10 (I know), and after that it’s game on!
September 9th, 2010 at 10:38 AM
KC – Check the caption. LOL.
haha. Didn’t see that. Awesome.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:39 AM
Uh oh, sounds like Colombo’s out for the Cowboys’ opener.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:40 AM
Thanks for the reminder that I need to track down an anniversary gift
September 9th, 2010 at 10:41 AM
Yep, after the practice report came out yesterday I immediately got very excited for Sunday night.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:41 AM
Mustache ride.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:42 AM
mustaches are awesome. this is the best thing berman has ever done. only problem is, he still has to talk. that’s not good.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:44 AM
Amanda Peterson
September 9th, 2010 at 10:44 AM
candlesticks always make a nice gift
September 9th, 2010 at 10:45 AM
mustaches are awesome.
Agreed, can’t wait to rock the handlebars for Muuvember.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:45 AM
Bwahaha, the Cowboys are going to be such a friggin mess.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:45 AM
He should. We will do what ESPN has failed to do.
back back back back back back back…………..to mexico
September 9th, 2010 at 10:45 AM
Uh oh, sounds like Colombo’s out for the Cowboys’ opener.
yeah, he always was going to be. Kosier and Colombo. When your left guard is Montrae Holland, and your right tackle (likely) a guy the Rams didn’t want, you might be in trouble on Sunday night.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:46 AM
+1 steak from a Durham Bull
September 9th, 2010 at 10:47 AM
look at that, he hit the friggin bull. Guy gets a free steak.
/OK i’ll stop now
September 9th, 2010 at 10:47 AM
Lesley Ann Warren agrees.
/Clue’d
September 9th, 2010 at 10:47 AM
Tony Ugoh thinks the Cowboys’ line looks like it could use some depth.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:48 AM
Berman stache = prison pussy
September 9th, 2010 at 10:48 AM
Hey fetch, when is Djokovich/Federer? Tonight or tomorrow? Should be a war
September 9th, 2010 at 10:50 AM
It’s a huge opportunity for Washington. Catching your best divisional opponent in the first game of the season, undermanned on the O-line. Very fortunate.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:50 AM
Time for Dware and company to pitch a shutout.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:50 AM
Tony Ugoh thinks the Cowboys’ line looks like it could use some depth.
I was saying yesterday how I wanted that to happen. I was also saying that you need to watch SoA on the night it airs, but I was really wanting Dallas to sign Ugoh. But they’re currently carrying 10 linemen on their 53, and the only one they can move to the practice squad somebody would probably scoop up just for that purpose.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:52 AM
tomorrow, It’s Nadal/Verdasco tonight. Id be excited for tonight except Verdasco just played a 5ish hour match. But Fed/Djokovic should be awesome. I don’t really see how Fed loses even with the swirling winds, but then again I picked Andy Murray to win the whole thing so
September 9th, 2010 at 10:52 AM
You can blame Hawkeye. He introduced me to this but I’ve been itching to use it.
But yeah, I’m excited for Club Fed again, too. He looked dominant last night. Really pulling for him to win it.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:52 AM
I know you didn’t ask me, but the men’s semis and womens final are all on Saturday. CBS calls it Super Saturday.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:53 AM
Time for Dware and company to pitch a shutout.
It is important to note that Washington has a terrible offensive line as well, along with terrible receivers (including starter Joey GAlloway) and washed up running backs. Their best offensive player is McNabb. So it’s not like Dallas is playing the ’27 Yankees here.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:53 AM
The DVR is filling up rapidly right now, and I’m still not finished with season two. I’m just asking for at least a 48-hour grace period. I haven’t even seen last night’s Hard Knocks yet. I watched the worst installment of America’s Game yet instead.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:53 AM
you know how JJ loves his former Razorbacks, this move would not surprise me in the least.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:55 AM
/Cries
September 9th, 2010 at 10:55 AM
I can not for the life of me understand how he is considered talented. He just rolls out the first thing he can think of. That sitcom he does is so painful to watch.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:55 AM
oh hey today’s not Friday is it. That’s kind of a kick to the balls.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:56 AM
I’m just asking for at least a 48-hour grace period. I haven’t even seen last night’s Hard Knocks yet.
I haven’t seen Hard Knocks either yet. SoA is just so very violent, which makes it interesting (and hide yuuuge plot holes) that you have to talk about it right away, or the effect of it wears off.
September 9th, 2010 at 10:56 AM
Very true. Also important to note…
September 9th, 2010 at 11:00 AM
I didn’t realize that the main writer/creator of the show is married to Peg Bundy. That makes what happened to her at the very beginning of episode one very, very disturbing.
September 9th, 2010 at 11:01 AM
I’m pretty sure Washington is going to start Trent Williams at LT. He’s going to get eaten alive.
September 9th, 2010 at 11:01 AM
/freek’d
September 9th, 2010 at 11:03 AM
I didn’t realize that the main writer/creator of the show is married to Peg Bundy. That makes what happened to her at the very beginning of episode one very, very disturbing.
I didn’t know that either. Do you mean episode 1 of season 2? Because that was way past the limit of broadcast television. But so was the guy getting flayed.
September 9th, 2010 at 11:03 AM
Yikes, you were one of the Jabawakki’s in there doing that, weren’t you?
September 9th, 2010 at 11:04 AM
oh, and when you do watch, Hal Holbrook looks like an old lesbian.
September 9th, 2010 at 11:04 AM
Eagles O-line got beat up, injured, and outplayed the last two weeks last year against the Cowboys. McNabb can’t be too optimistic about what’s coming.
September 9th, 2010 at 11:07 AM
I’ve seen one episode, and it was the first episode of Season 2 (where Peg Bundy was kidnapped and um…). Still unsure about that show
September 9th, 2010 at 11:09 AM
Eagles O-line got beat up,
speaking of, are the eagles going to start that arizona guard they traded for? I saw where the center says he’s good to go, but who plays the guards?
September 9th, 2010 at 11:10 AM
Nope. Peters-Herremans-Jackson-Cole-Justice
Actually pretty excited about this group, provided Jackson is actually capable at this point. Herremans was injured all last year, but he’s finally healthy again.
September 9th, 2010 at 11:11 AM
Dirt, to your question about Reggie Wells though, he should take over at RG if Jackson isn’t as healthy as we hope and they have to pull him. Cole will slide over to center.
September 9th, 2010 at 11:13 AM
just try to have Jean Max Gilles back in there before you play Dallas. Pretty please. That guy’s Charmin soft.
September 9th, 2010 at 11:15 AM
Yeah, he’s apparently (according to local media) a genuinely wonderful person, but he’s so bad at football I won’t even bother correcting his name from how you had it. Wells was essentially traded for because the Eagles have given up on him and Stacy Andrews (eff).
September 9th, 2010 at 1:46 PM
“Wildly popular”??? According to who?
September 9th, 2010 at 2:33 PM
Berman’s act got very tired about 7 years ago.
September 11th, 2010 at 12:54 PM
Berman hates lasers