Tennessee Coach Derek Dooley Instructs Players on Proper Shower Technique
1-liner, College Football September 9th. 2010, 2:45pmShower Discipline: Tennessee coach Derek Dooley treats the players like small children, as well as the media. Vols players apparently had a “clinic” on proper shower technique after an outbreak of staph infections. “We had, I told them, the worst shower discipline of any team I’ve ever been around. So we talked a little bit about application of soap to the rag and making sure you hit all your body. You know, you can neglect it trying to cut corners, and it shows in how you practice and elsewhere. I’m hoping we show some improvement in that.” [GoVolsXtra]
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September 9th, 2010 at 2:48 PM
Shower technique is a concept too often lost in college football.
September 9th, 2010 at 2:48 PM
Yo, new guy! Can we get some stats on this? What is their water to soap ratio? Are they a washcloth, luffa or bare hand team? Do they pee in the shower?
September 9th, 2010 at 2:48 PM
nothing wrong with good personal hygiene. Cleveland Browns take notice
September 9th, 2010 at 2:49 PM
Poor shower discipline, huh? Insert gay joke here
September 9th, 2010 at 2:50 PM
+1
September 9th, 2010 at 2:50 PM
Had a coach once that fined us $10 if he caught us not wearing socks in our shoes, said it contributed to getting sick. He was a dick too.
September 9th, 2010 at 2:50 PM
Gotta remember to get the grundle (grundel?).
September 9th, 2010 at 2:50 PM
Link?
September 9th, 2010 at 2:50 PM
The deadly infectious bug known as the Kiffin Virus still has its ugly grasps in Tennessee.
September 9th, 2010 at 2:51 PM
I’m former military and we had training on EVERYTHING, but never the correct way to shower…Just WOW. Thats terrible.
September 9th, 2010 at 2:51 PM
Cleveland Browns take notice
Your team fines will still stand even if you win your lawsuit against the team
September 9th, 2010 at 2:52 PM
Smokey was cleaner than the players.
September 9th, 2010 at 2:53 PM
Not surprised, you really think they ever passed or even attended a hygiene class?
September 9th, 2010 at 2:54 PM
Vols players apparently had a “clinic” on proper shower technique after an outbreak of staph infections.
I wonder which player he made demonstrate proper showering technique. That’d be a bit weird standing in front of all your teammates showing the proper way to wash your balls and taint.
“No lift up your sack. Get the wash cloth under there. Farther back!”
September 9th, 2010 at 2:54 PM
I said it in the roundup but…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY V4L!!!!!!!
/cue CJ calling me a stalker
September 9th, 2010 at 2:54 PM
how come new writer guy is not on the writer-guy list?
September 9th, 2010 at 2:54 PM
Doesn’t matter how clean Smokey was, it’s still a damn shame what they did to that dog
September 9th, 2010 at 2:54 PM
John Wooden used to lecture his players on how to put on socks so they wouldn’t get blisters. I think this is getting blown out of proportion.
September 9th, 2010 at 2:55 PM
you lack discipline!
September 9th, 2010 at 2:55 PM
guinessgirl, tell me thats not Tom Brady in your avatar.
September 9th, 2010 at 2:55 PM
fleshy fun bridge.
September 9th, 2010 at 2:55 PM
Gotta remember to get the grundle (grundel?).
Correct, can’t neglect the taint.
September 9th, 2010 at 2:56 PM
John Wooden used to lecture his players on how to put on socks so they wouldn’t get blisters. I think this is getting blown out of proportion.
HBO special on the wooden right?
September 9th, 2010 at 2:56 PM
Par for the course at the lesser UT.
September 9th, 2010 at 2:56 PM
This!!!
And That!
September 9th, 2010 at 2:56 PM
Wasn’t that one of those Andy Katzenmoyer had to take in order to be academically eligible?
September 9th, 2010 at 2:57 PM
“No lift up your sack. Get the wash cloth under there. Farther back!”
reminds me of the opening of ice cube’s the predator.
bend over, spread your asscheeks and give me two good coughs
/ain’t no one talking when i’m talkin, fellas, so shut the fuck up
September 9th, 2010 at 2:57 PM
Long live Andy Katzenmoyer
September 9th, 2010 at 2:58 PM
Wasn’t that one of those Andy Katzenmoyer had someone else take for him in order to be academically eligible?
September 9th, 2010 at 2:58 PM
Ah, the pride of OSU
September 9th, 2010 at 2:58 PM
lol – that made my day.
Bad shower habits = bad team.
September 9th, 2010 at 2:58 PM
You bet it is CJ. You like?
September 9th, 2010 at 2:58 PM
/team Duffy
September 9th, 2010 at 2:59 PM
Where the hell is Miz?
September 9th, 2010 at 3:00 PM
Aren’t there guys in the NFL who don’t shower and piss in their uniform during games in order to get the other teams players to not want to touch them?
September 9th, 2010 at 3:00 PM
slightly dirty, you can’t tell me that tawmy looks hawt in the video game commercial that’s running right now, where he’s the coach? got some bieber hair and looks like 50cent starving himself for a movie role
/wsox given u
September 9th, 2010 at 3:01 PM
Bad shower habits = bad team.
I can only assume that the Buffalo Bills have horrendous shower skillz.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:01 PM
/vomit
//fart
September 9th, 2010 at 3:01 PM
This reminds me of the scene in The Killer Inside Me where Kate Hudson starts to go down on Casey Affleck and smells Alba vagina down there. Had Casey been coached by Derek Dooley instead of the guy who got raped in Deliverance problem solved.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:01 PM
between armed robbery, dui and other various offenses, do you really think these guys have time to property shower? cut them a little slack.
/Fulmer award’d
September 9th, 2010 at 3:02 PM
I can almost see the semen on his face
September 9th, 2010 at 3:02 PM
piss in their uniform during games in order to get the other teams players to not want to touch them?
can’t believe this would work unless it’s against a diva WR. piss is clean
/but i wouldn’t have a drink of it
September 9th, 2010 at 3:03 PM
Ha! Nice one Taguchi. I wanted to see that movie (Jim Thompson rules), was it good?
September 9th, 2010 at 3:03 PM
Wes Welker is closer to the preferred height.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:03 PM
Haha. I figured everyone loved his hair so much, why not?
September 9th, 2010 at 3:03 PM
Their shower skillz aren’t as bad as the experts think. Bills should stay around a 6 win team.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:04 PM
I hope nobody rudely interrupts V4L’s birthday dinner tonight or PL is gonna lay the smack down.
Happy Birfday!
September 9th, 2010 at 3:04 PM
was it good?
eh. Casey Affleck was good, the movie not so much. Hottest Alba’s looked in ten years.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:05 PM
As the former ClevelandStaph, I highly approve Dooley’s message.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:05 PM
Happy Birthday! Drink a lot!
September 9th, 2010 at 3:05 PM
you don’t mind me calling yoou slightly dirty do ya? because as soon as i saw you eat blue cheese-stuffed olives, my fun would be over
September 9th, 2010 at 3:05 PM
So Joe Montana just spoke out about the movie Rudy only 17 years after it came out. Had to set the record straight about what really happened in it and what was made up because he was worried that people think that everything in the movie is true and are not aware that Hollywood takes creative liberties.
Why did he fail as a commentator again?
September 9th, 2010 at 3:05 PM
/Barf
I’m gonna file this under “Things not to run into a crowded room and yell”
September 9th, 2010 at 3:05 PM
This, so much this.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:06 PM
Wilbon likes to say football coaches are myopic dictator. Hard to argue against that.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:06 PM
Front page of yahoo, “Joe Montana finds fault with the film “Rudy” What a cocksucker.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:06 PM
Ha. This will be the first Bucs game since 98 to be blacked out.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:07 PM
I support my interpretation of events, because its less informed.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:08 PM
piss in their uniform during games in order to get the other teams players to not want to touch them?
Jerry Kramer, a former Steeler apparently used to yell “I pissed myself” during the first play and then jump on the pile and rub himself on people.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:08 PM
HE’S NAWT WELKAH TOUGH!!!
September 9th, 2010 at 3:09 PM
He is my fav player ever. Too bad he has become so useless post career.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:09 PM
Tosh.0 is just about the best thing on TV.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:11 PM
That would be Ned Beatty
September 9th, 2010 at 3:12 PM
apparently used to yell “I pissed myself” during the first play and then jump on the pile and rub himself on people.
did he belong to a frat?
September 9th, 2010 at 3:12 PM
He was upstairs masturbating.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:13 PM
Yahoo is the best. WW3 could break out and their front page’s top story will be “Funniest New Cat Videos”
September 9th, 2010 at 3:13 PM
Looks like he Cowherd’d celebritynetworth.com though.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:13 PM
This is awesome. Only in Tennessee. Damn rednecks.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:13 PM
Awesome show.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:14 PM
+100
September 9th, 2010 at 3:14 PM
Indeed, indeed
September 9th, 2010 at 3:14 PM
damn right
September 9th, 2010 at 3:15 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa now… where were you when the AJ Green bomb went off?
Did you start your new gig yet?
September 9th, 2010 at 3:15 PM
Football draft tonight. League members squabbling over how to properly handle Saints and Vikings players. Just to keep with the theme, I’m going to fart on our commissioner for this stupid draft date.
/only redeeming quality… it’s at a bar
September 9th, 2010 at 3:16 PM
He was asked questions about it and answered. It’s not like he called a press conference.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:16 PM
Even better than Lingerie on Skinemax?
September 9th, 2010 at 3:16 PM
He’s hilarious.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:17 PM
Yeah, well…
September 9th, 2010 at 3:17 PM
agreed.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:17 PM
What a dipshit.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:18 PM
Vlad – thoughts on Maltby deal/Meech on waivers?
September 9th, 2010 at 3:18 PM
where were you when the AJ Green bomb went off?
Did AJ Green sell his staph infection to an agent for $1000?
September 9th, 2010 at 3:18 PM
That made me laugh
Did anyone see the Tosh.O bit he did with the soccer goalie during World Cup time?
September 9th, 2010 at 3:18 PM
Yeah but he didn’t have to end the interview with “and to top it off, that little hobbit fuck was offsides”.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:19 PM
His Web Redemption with the cheerleader who got trampled when the football team ran through the banner is just about the funniest thing on Comedy Central since Chappelle. Should be nominated for the variety show Emmy next year.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:19 PM
HA! That would’ve made him a lot cooler if he did.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:20 PM
Montana appear on the Dan Patrick Show free of charge? That would be the real story
September 9th, 2010 at 3:22 PM
That was great. Didn’t he have Brandi Chastain in that bit?
September 9th, 2010 at 3:22 PM
The last episode where he followed the path of the quadruple and it let to him to Perez Hilton’s apartment and the rainbows were coming out of his ass. That skit killed me. Before commercial he thanked Perez Hilton for pretending he was gay for that skit, lol.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:23 PM
Geez
I’m pretty apathetic about Malts. I’m glad to see that he will play in GR and play a mentoring role. A good insurance move. Last year he played well at times. Meech has no spot on the team He’s a 6th/7th D or 13th forward. I’ve never liked him. And like most times, teams wont trade for him because of that. Same thing happened with Quincey. But Meech aint no Quincey so I’m not worried.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:23 PM
Apparently the real Rudy tries to take credit for Vince Vaughs career since his first role was in the movie.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:23 PM
Quadruple rainbow*
September 9th, 2010 at 3:27 PM
Vlad,
I see that Maltby would get the minimum if he plays in Detroit – low rish contract for sure, glad they were smart enough to get a 2-way (wouldn’t expect anything else from Holland/Nil). Hopefully Meech doesn’t turn into another Quincey, I’m with you though, I don’t see it.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:28 PM
blockquote>Did anyone see the Tosh.O bit he did with the soccer goalie during World Cup time?
I liked when he asked him if it was his goal to be an NFL kicker
September 9th, 2010 at 3:32 PM
I have to say the best web redemption was the “crying Giants fan” the fake press conference had me crying I was laughing so hard. The questions and statements were brilliant.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:36 PM
Two part question: Eli Manning sucks, and go fuck yourself.
September 9th, 2010 at 3:49 PM
How does he treat the media like children? Man that comment, which was in jest, has been hilariously taken out of context. Kind of like, oh I know, the shower one. Sarcasm doesn’t translate well in print.