Guess the Former Athlete Getting a Lap Dance
Former Athletes October 1st. 2010, 7:45am
A reader sent in this photo, allegedly taking at a Zac Brown Band concert recently in Phoenix. Said reader claims the athlete in question used to play in the NBA. Sorry, but that’s the only clue we’ll give you. Good luck.

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October 1st, 2010 at 7:52 AM
Tom Chambers
October 1st, 2010 at 7:53 AM
Cedric Ceballos
October 1st, 2010 at 8:03 AM
Definitely Chambers, he has the same hair
October 1st, 2010 at 8:04 AM
Richard Dumas
October 1st, 2010 at 8:04 AM
Some white dude. Speaking of which, fuck you Wales and your shitty, golf hating weather.
October 1st, 2010 at 8:04 AM
William Bedford.
October 1st, 2010 at 8:05 AM
A bloated Dan Majerle
October 1st, 2010 at 8:05 AM
All of this.
October 1st, 2010 at 8:11 AM
To be fair, my area is currently being drenched as well. Reaching and passing flood levels today.
October 1st, 2010 at 8:13 AM
Damn. I’m getting hit pretty well too, but not as bad as where I am guessing you live, it seems that eastern pa and western Jersey are getting torn up by rain this morning.
October 1st, 2010 at 8:14 AM
wee willie keeler
October 1st, 2010 at 8:15 AM
I ran into the A&P near my job this morning because I soaked my socks walking into a puddle getting into my car.
October 1st, 2010 at 8:16 AM
Look for the nation to be introduced to Danny Woodhead in a big way on Monday Night. It doesnt look good for Fred Taylor to play this week.
/wipes tears from Jersey’s eyes
October 1st, 2010 at 8:17 AM
um, to buy a dry pair of socks…
in case you didn’t understand why I ran into the A&P.
October 1st, 2010 at 8:19 AM
I got up to watch it at 4 when the wife went to workout. At least I got some work done.
The weather when I played at Troon was like this, except we had 40 MPH winds, too. The postage stamp was playing 185 that day. It’s a ton of fun to play in.
October 1st, 2010 at 8:19 AM
Paul Mokeski.
October 1st, 2010 at 8:21 AM
Nothing like playing golf in a stocking cap.
October 1st, 2010 at 8:22 AM
Thought the law firm was the big pickup this week with his 90 yards and TD last week?
October 1st, 2010 at 8:23 AM
Most courses don’t even yet onto the course when the weather is like this. Why did they even attempt to play?
October 1st, 2010 at 8:25 AM
You never know who’ll get the bulk of the carries in this offense. But the chances are better now for Woodhead to have a breakout week.
October 1st, 2010 at 8:26 AM
yet = let you
/it’s early still
October 1st, 2010 at 8:33 AM
brian bosworth
October 1st, 2010 at 8:34 AM
and the zack brown band licks a big fat flacid penis.
October 1st, 2010 at 8:35 AM
My name’s Johnny. Johnny Lapdance.
October 1st, 2010 at 8:37 AM
Oliver Miller
October 1st, 2010 at 8:39 AM
Definitely looks like Tom Chambers. He looks like he’s not even enjoying it or he’s totally wasted.
October 1st, 2010 at 8:40 AM
Why did they even attempt to play?
no one likes a quitter.
October 1st, 2010 at 8:41 AM
Oliver Miller
He probably shits turds bigger than her.
/obligatory Sinatra Group reference.
October 1st, 2010 at 8:42 AM
Michael Jordan
October 1st, 2010 at 8:43 AM
It is going to disgust me to root for someone in a Pats uniform. Like truly disgust me. I may need Tums. Or a condom.
October 1st, 2010 at 8:45 AM
clearly john stockton. how many white players are in the NBA?
October 1st, 2010 at 8:46 AM
Steve Nash
October 1st, 2010 at 8:46 AM
It is going to disgust me to root for someone in a Pats uniform. Like truly disgust me. I may need Tums. Or a condom.
Angry masturbation is the best masturbation.
October 1st, 2010 at 9:15 AM
Gotta be Muresan.
October 1st, 2010 at 9:23 AM
Got to be Thunder Dan Marley!
October 1st, 2010 at 9:25 AM
Western University coach Pete Bell
October 1st, 2010 at 10:15 AM
Rae Carruth?
October 1st, 2010 at 10:22 AM
…definitely Tom Chambers… former All Star game MVP… at a ZacBrown concert? Getting a lap dance? Maybe she was reaching for her drink and fell into his lap….
October 1st, 2010 at 1:31 PM
Pace Mannion