Katy Perry … Obama’s Administration deported a record number of illegals in the last year … three men fined $86,000 for keg party … is Sarah Palin qualified to be President? … Connecticut cheerleaders: Don’t make us wear skimpy uniforms7-year-old expelled for bringing toy gun to school … ladies love Mark Sanchez, part VII … is today the day the internet gets to see Brett Favre’s penis? … Deep-fried Reeses Cups wrapped in bacon … Rick Sanchez releases a statement apologizing …

Dan Patrick left ESPN. And survived. [Sports Journalism.org]

According to the Toronto Film Festival, here are the 100 “essential” films. [TIFF]

The results are in from the 2010-2011 NBA GM survey … and they overwhelmingly think the Lakers will win the title. [NBA.com]

Green Bay has lost middle linebacker Nick Barnett for the season. [Journal-Sentinel]

There’s a total of 14 minutes of action in a baseball game … which is three more minutes of action than in a football game. [WSJ]

Future Colorado State running back: 520 yards, seven touchdowns in high school game. [Sun-Times]

The Carmelo Anthony market, for now, is “drying up.” [CBS Sports]

Might Larry Fitzgerald leave Arizona if the Cards don’t settle their QB issues? [Republic]

Whose name is misspelled on the Stanley Cup? [Star]

Apple pays $1.7 million for modest North Carolina house that the owners bought for $6,000. [Bloomberg]

Tulane assistant hoops coach resigns following arrest for pointing a gun at his girlfriend. [NOLA via Gary Parrish]

The Tampa Bay Bucs have won three straight road games because they thrive on “middle fingers” wagging at them in the stadium. [Joe Bucs Fan]

“A Zimbabwean man has accused a gang of three women of kidnapping, drugging and raping him in the fifth sexual attack targeting male victims in under a year.” [News AU]

Chelsea Handler with a soft denial of her alleged romance with 50 Cent. [Twitter]

LeBron’s got two MVPs … is this the year Dwight Howard gets one?

Not a bad penalty shot. When does the NHL start? Today! [Hot Clicks]