Dying Man’s Last Words: “Boomer Sooner”
1-liner, College Football, Death October 27th. 2010, 10:15amLast Words: A man was executed in Arizona last night by lethal injected, and when asked for his last words, he said, “Well, I’d like to say thank you to my family for being here and all my friends, and Boomer Sooner.” Wonder if his final Boomer Sooner thoughts included a football moment, like maybe this OU fan, or Brian Bosworth or Jamelle Holieway? [Republic via USA Today]
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October 27th, 2010 at 10:18 AM
This is waaaaaaayyyyy to depressing.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:19 AM
Red Dirt Idiots. Oklahoma. Different breed of rednecks down there.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:20 AM
then let’s make it offensive.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:20 AM
amazingly the heisman guy saying boomer sooner a couple years ago was more awkward than this
October 27th, 2010 at 10:20 AM
Without reading the article I can only hope it involves the systematic extermination of those filthy land thieves.
/payaso
October 27th, 2010 at 10:21 AM
TBL’s last words : Stoops to Notre Dame!
October 27th, 2010 at 10:22 AM
Which he didn’t pay for!
/except if you count his life
October 27th, 2010 at 10:22 AM
amazingly the heisman guy saying boomer sooner a couple years ago was more awkward than this
billy sims. At least say his name.
oh, and memo to MS621, comment # 6 is me making a joke that I hope people will think is funny, not me openly mocking TBL. So please don’t interpret it as such.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:22 AM
Holieway and the Wishbone droppin half a hundred. Keith Jackson on the call of Keith Jackson.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:23 AM
Lethal Injection good album. bop gun
October 27th, 2010 at 10:23 AM
You’re looking for Billy Sims.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:23 AM
Needs more question mark.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:23 AM
Must be fun for the coroner to deal with all that undigested food in there.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:24 AM
why not just poison his steak
October 27th, 2010 at 10:24 AM
So… you definitely fucked him.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:26 AM
I bet he was thinking of this before he died.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:27 AM
Nah. Just Bart Scott.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:27 AM
FREEDOM FRIES!!! FREEDOM ISN’T FREE, NO THERE’S A HEFTY FUCKIN’ FEE!!!
October 27th, 2010 at 10:27 AM
Oh that’s a no brainer.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:29 AM
+$1.05
October 27th, 2010 at 10:29 AM
Stumbled across this highlight in youtube. Such a sick run.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:30 AM
Jet Blue? More like Jet Green.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:31 AM
And steak? Seriously? I doubt their getting Ruths Chris in prison. If given a last meal, I’m definitely going with lobster.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:31 AM
is that plane piloted by a m3xican with limited on the job training like the real jets?
/possibly racist’d
October 27th, 2010 at 10:31 AM
then let’s make it offensive
Miz: nice touch with the “Expired” stamp
Is sparty gonna write the ‘Bill Shannon can die in a fire” post, since he’s a Yankee fan?
October 27th, 2010 at 10:32 AM
of course you’d go with lobster you smelly new englander.
i’d go with a bone in ribeye, pomme frites, sauteed spinach and carrot cake.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:33 AM
Dman, he abused #26 so bad, I fell bad for that guy’s family.
/obligatory
October 27th, 2010 at 10:33 AM
I’m seriously going to change your name to Spencer Sharpe.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:33 AM
And steak? Seriously? I doubt their getting Ruths Chris in prison. If given a last meal, I’m definitely going with lobster.
I’d ask for ground tiger penis mixed with sun bear gall bladder, with an appetizer of shark fin soup.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:34 AM
this is so true. I hate Okrahoma.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:35 AM
Guarantee TBL has a subscription to Steppin’ Out magazine.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:36 AM
OK, roadkill guessing game. Guess what kind of roadkill I saw yesterday on my way from storytime to the grocery store.
Hints, I’ve never seen this animal on a roadside before, and it has 4 feet.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:36 AM
not a fan of Dr Pepper and its 31 flavors
October 27th, 2010 at 10:37 AM
i think i might make that change myself and use this or this as my avatar.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:37 AM
Clay: a bear
October 27th, 2010 at 10:38 AM
wolf.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:38 AM
Guarantee TBL has a subscription to Steppin’ Out magazine.
You mean the free one put out by Chauncy Hayden in strip clubs? Possibly
October 27th, 2010 at 10:38 AM
human
October 27th, 2010 at 10:38 AM
not a bear. I’ve seen that a few times. Very, very sad.
Spence, we don’t have wolves anymore. Now coyotes and possibly coyote/wolf hybrids.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:38 AM
Golden marmoset.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:38 AM
A moose.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:39 AM
human
i said I”ve never seen it before
October 27th, 2010 at 10:39 AM
I always read it if they have it at the bar.
Clay: A hobo.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:39 AM
so no bear and no wolf…
giraffe?
October 27th, 2010 at 10:39 AM
armadillo.
/global warming’d
October 27th, 2010 at 10:39 AM
Sloth
October 27th, 2010 at 10:40 AM
opossum
October 27th, 2010 at 10:40 AM
Ha! You’ve got my vote.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:40 AM
Shannon Sharpe.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:40 AM
A moose.
nah. I’m on a list with another guy where you can claim a roadkill moose to eat it.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:40 AM
Sperm whale.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:40 AM
ive seen many an armadillo roadkilled. it’s a fuckin’ mess.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:40 AM
A moose.
Those things will fucking wreck your car.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:40 AM
Also it’s clearly a pig.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:41 AM
dolphin
October 27th, 2010 at 10:41 AM
Doe a Deer
October 27th, 2010 at 10:41 AM
dirt? confirmation?
October 27th, 2010 at 10:41 AM
Wild Boar
October 27th, 2010 at 10:42 AM
WAY DOWN IN THE GHETTO!
Italian spaghetti!
Singing falsetto!
/fuck SG
October 27th, 2010 at 10:42 AM
agreed pig
October 27th, 2010 at 10:42 AM
Are those things ever alive? I think they’re just born as roadkill
October 27th, 2010 at 10:42 AM
porcupine
October 27th, 2010 at 10:42 AM
was it on here that someone said dolphins are gay sharks?
October 27th, 2010 at 10:42 AM
it was a beaver.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:42 AM
lollercaust.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:42 AM
This is reminding everyone of the Simpsons where their holed up in Flanders’ bunker right?
“And it was a baby cow!”
“He’s right you know”
“About the cow?”
“ABOUT EVERYTHING!”
October 27th, 2010 at 10:43 AM
it was a beaver.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
October 27th, 2010 at 10:43 AM
If an accident can’t be avoided, speed up to try and get the body to go over your car and not through the windshield.
/the more you know’d
October 27th, 2010 at 10:43 AM
you’ve never seen a beaver roadkill’d before? don’t you live in vermont? seems like they’d be plentiful round there.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:43 AM
beaver
October 27th, 2010 at 10:43 AM
/loses semi
October 27th, 2010 at 10:43 AM
Hiphopanonymous
October 27th, 2010 at 10:44 AM
Baby giraffe, come on man.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:44 AM
Blah, those Simpsons memories are getting further and further from me mole.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:44 AM
you’ve never seen a beaver roadkill’d before? don’t you live in vermont? seems like they’d be plentiful round there.
they dont’ usually walk on the road. They’re really big, too.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:45 AM
If an accident can’t be avoided, speed up to try and get the body to go over your car and not through the windshield.
I’ve never hit one myself, but seen plenty of incidents (after the fact). If it’s one of the big ones you are fucked.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:45 AM
they are everywhere in Arkansas. they put off quite the stink as well. although seeing one with all 4 feet up and an empty beer can on one foot always makes me laugh.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:45 AM
Well Bart’s Comet aired fifteen years ago, so I suppppose it’s okay.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:45 AM
dont try this with little kids. frowned upon.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:46 AM
I was out walking a few weeks ago and there was a big ass dead racoon sprawled out in the middle of the sidewalk. Poor guy.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:47 AM
Just because it needed to be said again.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:47 AM
What about a yak? Anyone ever hit a yak? Was it shaving?
/let’s see who gets the reference…
October 27th, 2010 at 10:47 AM
I was on my way out to hunt at about 5:00 on sunday morning and I hit an owl. it was crazy shit. it swooped up the side of my truck and glanced off the windshield. I turned around to look at it but it wasn’t in the road. can’t say I’ve ever hit one before.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:47 AM
I’ve never hit one myself, but seen plenty of incidents (after the fact). If it’s one of the big ones you are fucked.
it’s not for lack of signage that they get hit. But that thing is definitely coming through the windshield.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:48 AM
My uncle’s buddy almost hit a moose when he was on his motorcycle in the U.P. He said it was the most terrifying moment of his life.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:48 AM
i want a beaver as a pet.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:48 AM
CHUPACABRA
October 27th, 2010 at 10:48 AM
I hit a turtle driving through South Carolina last year. In my defense it was on the interstate and I was baked.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:48 AM
they dont’ usually walk on the road. They’re really big, too.
And hairy if it’s Puerto Rican
October 27th, 2010 at 10:49 AM
can’t say I’ve ever hit one before.
I’ve hit a hawk before, but never an owl.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:49 AM
damn. I would say he’s lucky to be alive to tell the tale.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:49 AM
FREEDOM FRIES!!! FREEDOM ISN’T FREE, NO THERE’S A HEFTY FUCKIN’ FEE!!!
i think the price has gone up to a buck-o-five
October 27th, 2010 at 10:50 AM
Ren & Stimpy…they were very pro-yak as in a later episode they were members of the Royal Kilted Yaksmen
October 27th, 2010 at 10:50 AM
i want a beaver as a pet.
they smell so bad. They use their shit as building material.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:50 AM
Fuck, I hope Clemens is ready to play Sunday.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:50 AM
it was practically daring you to hit it
October 27th, 2010 at 10:51 AM
fuck you, man. fuck. you.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:51 AM
I’d send you a meat and cheese platter but I think your selection in your area is better than what I can mail order.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:51 AM
he’d fit right in in the 096 household.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:52 AM
lollerskates.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:53 AM
My wife was right behind a semi that went through a herd of deer. Nothing hit her, but she was immediately surrounded by flying heads and hair.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:54 AM
I was out walking a few weeks ago and there was a big ass dead racoon sprawled out in the middle of the sidewalk. Poor guy.
I spent over $1k eradicating one of those poor little guys from my attic a few years ago. The guy goes up there, and there is a dead pelican w/ about a 6′ wingspan. Had to hazmat the place & replace half my insulation.
You couldnt shoot those fuckers enough to make me happy
October 27th, 2010 at 10:54 AM
Speaking of hitting a deer, a friend of the family hit a deer with her car and as it came through her windshield, the glass cut open the deer’s belly. She ended up with one of the deer’s major organ’s in her lap (the liver maybe?). The blood made an outline of the woman’s body on the front seat! Gross.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:55 AM
WTF do you do in IT?
October 27th, 2010 at 10:55 AM
Wait did the raccoon drag a dead pelican up to your attic? That is so fucked up.
Also it reminds me of the exterminator / rat sex scene from Bad Boys II.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:57 AM
I see my mistake. You were referencing Ren and Stimpy, not knowing what their reference was. I forget that jokes on cartoons go over people’s heads.
October 27th, 2010 at 10:58 AM
Mole: yeah, through a hole he made the dize of a softball, so it was an auto defeatherer & shredder. Also had smaller birds/iguanas there. Smell was horrific
October 27th, 2010 at 10:59 AM
That raccoon was a serial killer.
October 27th, 2010 at 11:01 AM
Though nothing beats infestations as far as termites go. When you go to plug something in and the wall socket falls out because the entire wall behind it has been eaten away, and when it falls to reveal the swarm behind, oh man, that’s awesome.
October 27th, 2010 at 11:03 AM
lol…i was thinking of the same thing.
October 27th, 2010 at 11:07 AM
That raccoon was a serial killer.
A 25 lb killing machine
October 27th, 2010 at 11:09 AM
I had to kill 2 raccoons about three weeks ago at somebody’s house. They were both caught in the same trap. They were pleading for their lives.
October 27th, 2010 at 11:13 AM
You know when I said I was going to kill you last? I lied.
October 27th, 2010 at 11:15 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 27th, 2010 at 11:18 AM
I have a friend named patphish that may want to hire you for your raccoon-killing mercenary services.