A Tribute to Leslie Nielsen
Death, Movies, Sad., TV November 29th. 2010, 3:45pm
Two of my all-time favorite comedies are Airplane! and Naked Gun, and that largely comes in part to the unforgettable presence of the great Leslie Nielsen, who passed away yesterday at the age of 84, which is also probably the number of times I’ve watched each of those two flicks.
For me, Nielsen was the introduction to a masterful and endlessly hilarious deadpan. Who else could have complimented a woman’s beaver, demanded they not be called “Shirley” or filled in for the home plate ump and Italian opera legend Enrico Palazzo in such a genuinely convincing manner? The first time I saw Airplane!, I couldn’t get over how ridiculous he was as the courageous Dr. Rumack and always wondered how many takes the director was forced to go through before the actor or actors opposite Nielsen finally managed to keep a straight face. The “in color” 30-second intro to Police Squad, the inspiration for Naked Gun and where the art of his infamous deadpan began, tells you all you need to know about what you’re getting into when watching anything starring Leslie Nielsen.
But rather than digging up all the predictable clips that have already made the rounds, I unearthed some old gems that many of you might not be as familiar with.
Perhaps the following exchange helped give birth to Chevy Chase’s “I’ll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and… a steak sandwich” line in Fletch?
Nothing quite like shouting “cover me” while in a hostile shootout with Frank Drebin:
For anyone who has seen Naked Gun, and that should be all of you, this joke should ring familiar:
Nielsen’s unwavering love and support of O.J. Simpson was perhaps his only major downfall throughout his storied 60-year acting career:
Finally, two of my favorite, less heralded exchanges from Naked Gun:
Mayor: Oh, Drebin. I don’t want any trouble like you had last year on the south side. Understand? That’s my policy.
Frank: Yes, well when I see five weirdo’s dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that’s my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare in the park production of “Julius Caesar” you moron. You killed five actors, good ones!
And…
Jane Spencer: Can I interest you in a night cap?
Frank Drebin: No, thank you, I don’t wear them.
To put it mildly – and I say this with a sincerely dramatic facial expression – Frank Drebin possessed an unbridled passion for his craft but, at times, was a tad literal and a bit overzealous.
Considering he provided us with so many laughs throughout the years, it’s only right that Nielsen is properly honored today, so be sure to enter all meetings with a confusing introduction of “and where the hell was I?” and for all the meetings you’re not invited to, be sure to open the door every five minutes with a “good luck, we’re all counting you.” Major bonus points awarded if the conference room is empty.
[Photo via Getty; Greatness via Nielsen]

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November 29th, 2010 at 3:49 PM
just awesome.
November 29th, 2010 at 3:49 PM
great post. a fitting tribute.
November 29th, 2010 at 3:50 PM
Dont forget this one…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhyCL-ELRxg
November 29th, 2010 at 3:51 PM
“Assault with a concrete dildo?” Funny.
“We will not rest until the killer is caught. Now let’s grab some lunch.”
November 29th, 2010 at 3:51 PM
*weepy standing ovation*
November 29th, 2010 at 3:51 PM
I couldnt believe he was 84. Shouldve been Nordberg.
November 29th, 2010 at 3:51 PM
for the over 40 crowd those movies, animal house and caddyshack are the great comedies of our age
November 29th, 2010 at 3:52 PM
great sports line:
November 29th, 2010 at 3:52 PM
Surf Ninjas classic flick
November 29th, 2010 at 3:53 PM
One great Canadian. RIP
November 29th, 2010 at 3:54 PM
I always thought the third Naked Gun film was underrated. Fooling everyone that he was Weird Al Yankovic and Phil Donahue all in one night.
November 29th, 2010 at 3:55 PM
Also:
I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.
November 29th, 2010 at 3:55 PM
Dracula: Dead and Loving It deserves some love too.
November 29th, 2010 at 3:56 PM
Awesome job, Hernia.
Nielsen is up there with Cuthbert in terms of Canadian exports. Cancels out the Prongers of the world.
November 29th, 2010 at 3:56 PM
Dracula: Dead and Loving It deserves some love too.
“She’s undead.”
“She’s alive!”
“She’s Nosferatu”
“She’s Italian?”
November 29th, 2010 at 3:58 PM
the best
November 29th, 2010 at 3:59 PM
I wonder how many photos were in consideration along with the Mr. Potato Head one that was used.
November 29th, 2010 at 4:00 PM
when I heard about him passing away this morning I found myself chanting “Enrico Palazzo” over and over on my way to work.
November 29th, 2010 at 4:00 PM
High five, TSH. High five.
November 29th, 2010 at 4:02 PM
Remember when Leslie Nielsen was hired to “find” the Undertaker? That was when I first got into wrestling.
November 29th, 2010 at 4:02 PM
Airplane is my favorite movie of all time and I think I will watch it about a billion times this week in honor of Mr. Nielsen
November 29th, 2010 at 4:03 PM
Epic post. Well done. I always loved “Uh, that’s not your desk, Frank” from the first Naked Gun.
November 29th, 2010 at 4:03 PM
My favorite from Airplane:
“What was dinner? They had a choice of steak or fish….Right, I had lasagana…”
November 29th, 2010 at 4:03 PM
Needs more Jessica Pare,
November 29th, 2010 at 4:03 PM
Geez: he had to have been a Riders fan right?
November 29th, 2010 at 4:04 PM
Nielsen is up there with Cuthbert in terms of Canadian exports.
I too been riveted by the soothing sound of Chris Cuthbert calling a hockey game. “Sidney Crosby, the Golden Goal!!!”
November 29th, 2010 at 4:04 PM
ugh. the post hogan pre attitude years were the worst. Underfaker FTL.
November 29th, 2010 at 4:05 PM
Quality.
Also love the scene towards the start of The Naked Gun where he leaves the conference and goes to take a piss, but the mic is still on and you can hear the whole thing. Cracks me up every time.
November 29th, 2010 at 4:05 PM
-hey look the missing evidence to the ” ” case. he was innocent!
-frank he went to the chair 5 years ago
November 29th, 2010 at 4:05 PM
*commences Googling*
November 29th, 2010 at 4:05 PM
Geez: he had to have been a Riders fan right?
Born in Regina right? Have to think he was a resident of Riderville.
November 29th, 2010 at 4:06 PM
These.
/eagerly awaits the first Raw with The Miz as champion.
November 29th, 2010 at 4:07 PM
Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can’t tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I’m a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I’m just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can’t you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can’t take a guess for another two hours?
November 29th, 2010 at 4:07 PM
Please disperse. Nothing to see here.
November 29th, 2010 at 4:08 PM
This Jessica Paré looks like a cross between Liv Tyler and Anne Hathaway. There was a YouTube video that I don’t feel comfortable watching at work that I e-mailed to myself.
Good work, Senator.
November 29th, 2010 at 4:08 PM
I watch Airplane whenever it comes on. RIP Leslie.
November 29th, 2010 at 4:09 PM
So Lawrence Taylor vs Bam Bam Bigelow as a Wrestlemania main event didn’t get you excited?
November 29th, 2010 at 4:10 PM
SC I said the same.
November 29th, 2010 at 4:10 PM
Best exchange ever. Gets me every time.
November 29th, 2010 at 4:10 PM
You are very welcome.
November 29th, 2010 at 4:12 PM
Nailed it.
/needs more blonde
November 29th, 2010 at 4:12 PM
“Do you take chances, Frank?”
“Everytime I order Chinese.”
November 29th, 2010 at 4:17 PM
Ted Striker: I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It’s an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
Rumack, Randy: [together] It’s an entirely different kind of flying.
That one was great too
November 29th, 2010 at 4:17 PM
his movies are so awesome. so many good lines.
November 29th, 2010 at 4:18 PM
How about dinner tonight? I know an out of the way place that serves great viking food.
November 29th, 2010 at 4:19 PM
HAHA. The first time I saw that scene I lost my shit.
November 29th, 2010 at 4:20 PM
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.
November 29th, 2010 at 4:21 PM
ugh. the post hogan pre attitude years were the worst. Underfaker FTL.
So Lawrence Taylor vs Bam Bam Bigelow as a Wrestlemania main event didn’t get you excited?
If you liked that you will love that WWE now has Juan Cena, John’s Mexican masked cousin wrestling.
/dying if I’m lying
November 29th, 2010 at 4:22 PM
“The truth hurts. Sure, maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing…but it hurts.”
/reposted from early post
“When I took every penny I had and bought the 1,000 acres of Brazilian rainforest for you. Then had it slashed and burned so we could build our dream house.”
“Oh, Frank. You’re so insensitive.”
“Insensitive? You try replacing a whole Indian tribe.”
November 29th, 2010 at 4:23 PM
I have a miniature version of Otto sitting on my bookshelf at the office. Always gets comments from visitors.
My fave underrated Naked Gun scene is at the Queen’s reception when he/Ed start frisking people and he pulls Ed’s wallet. “Look Ed, this guy has a picture or your wife” and then Ed punches him. “Is anyone else here seeing his wife?”
/couldn’t find the Youtube clip
November 29th, 2010 at 4:24 PM
“Lt. Drebin, do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?”
“Well, isn’t that the fault of the voters?”
/that one gets better with age
November 29th, 2010 at 4:25 PM
Where did you get a miniature Otto? That would be so cool!
November 29th, 2010 at 4:28 PM
I forgot all about that. I need to see that one again, I was too distracted by Anna Nicole Smith.
November 29th, 2010 at 4:28 PM
When the x-year (I don’t remember – 25th maybe?) anniversary DVD came out there was a promotional coupon to order it with the DVD. You bet your ass I ponied over that $8.
November 29th, 2010 at 4:31 PM
Awesome!