Brian Cashman Climbs Building, Gels Hair
Baseball December 4th. 2010, 6:15pm
Yankees GM Brian Cashman spent his Friday afternoon scaling a 22-story building in Stamford, Connecticut, in preparation for a holiday show with Santa that will take place tomorrow. Come show time, the spunky little fella will be dressed as an elf. Must be a big sense of relief for him that they’re not making him be the Red Rooster.
Considering the dude never sleeps and often lives in a state of paranoia, it’s relatively impressive he’s doing volunteer work like this in his spare time. Apparently seeing the same event last year was the inspiration to get involved with the festivities this year.
“I was thinking of the Batman and Robin stuff,” Cashman said. “It’s pretty incredible. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime. I wouldn’t let any players do that. I’m replaceable.”
According to the report, he wore reindeer antlers while practicing yesterday, but they sadly cannot be seen in the provided photo. Even more disappointing? That spiked hair with frosted tips is just a wig.
Brian Cashman practices rappelling down Stamford building [NYDN; screengrab via NYDN]

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December 4th, 2010 at 6:19 PM
THAT looks like a regular dude? That hair and the fur coat cannot be regular.
December 4th, 2010 at 6:21 PM
Looks regular to Hernia, Chief
December 4th, 2010 at 6:22 PM
The self-deprecating bit is funny, too, since I think Cashman is the only irreplaceable part of the Yankees machine, isn’t he?
December 4th, 2010 at 6:22 PM
I hope the Steinbrenner family has conversations like this with him often.
December 4th, 2010 at 6:50 PM
HA. I just meant that for once he’s dressed down like any random person walking down the street, not necessarily that his outfit was normal.
December 6th, 2010 at 10:30 AM
Looks like Michael Scott