Jon Gruden’s Son, Deuce, Says His Dad is Heading to San Francisco, Maybe Cleveland
1-liner, Athlete spawn, ESPN, NFL December 6th. 2010, 11:02amJon Gruden: ESPN’s effusive Monday Night Football analyst (“This guy!” “That guy!”), could be headed to San Francisco to coach the 49ers in 2012, according to his high school football-playing son, Deuce. In a podcast with The Sporting Rave, Deuce, a junior who plays QB and LB said (around the 5:00 mark), “he was going to let me finish high school … they were talking about going to San Francisco, but that’ll probably be in the next two years … or maybe Cleveland.” Does this mean the 49ers or Browns would be willing to give Mike Singletary and Eric Mangini (respectively), another year to get to the playoffs? Seems fair. Jay Glazer linked the 49ers and Gruden Sunday on Fox Sports. [The Sporting Rave]

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December 6th, 2010 at 11:05 AM
If Gruden was really a loving father he would go to the U and have his son play for him.
/is his name really Deuce?
December 6th, 2010 at 11:07 AM
Really lame nickname for the Jon the 2nd. Whatever happened to junior?
December 6th, 2010 at 11:07 AM
has anyone here played the “This GUY!” drinking game for a MNF game? I’ve thought about it, but the thought of going to work on tuesday with a presumably massive hang-over from a black out keeps scaring me off.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:07 AM
Back to the bay area
December 6th, 2010 at 11:07 AM
/fires guns wildly into the air
//dances around with sparklers
///does keg stand
////rages
December 6th, 2010 at 11:08 AM
i think mangini’s job is safe. he’s done a good job with the browns.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:08 AM
I hate “This Guy” named Deuce already.
/Sincerely Pac Man and anyone else with a gay nickname they go by.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:09 AM
I wouldn’t touch San Fran until thay have someone not named Troy Smith starting at QB.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:09 AM
Thats assuming there is football next season.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:09 AM
There was a play yesterday that occurred with 1:46 left in the first half that Mike Singletary wanted to challenge. I know he wanted to challenge it because you could read his lips (“Can I challenge that?!?”) as he spoke into his headset. He was visibly upset when he was told no.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:10 AM
Must be brutal, especially if you add in Jawsisms. I am watching the game alone in the dark with my headphones on listening to my music. I couldn’t stand listening to those 3 guys talk about the game.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:10 AM
Does this mean the 49ers or Browns would be willing to give Mike Singletary and Eric Mangini (respectively), another year to get to the playoffs?
Mangini maybe, but the 49ers need to cut their losses with Singletary.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:10 AM
agreed…with troy smith at QB we should SMOTHER THEM WITH LOVE rather than just touch.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:10 AM
DVR it, call over some 19 year old ladies on a Friday night and tell them it is all the rage.
/you know you would if you could.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:11 AM
Only things that should include Deuce in their name are Roadhouses, artilery, and fat people that way over 200 lbs.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:12 AM
Ok, but why must it be dark?
December 6th, 2010 at 11:12 AM
Yes, Gruden, please go to the Niners. That means Jim Harbaugh won’t, thus making him come home to Michigan.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:12 AM
He is so much like Mike Tice that it’s scary.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:12 AM
Do you remember which play? I was watching at a bar and couldn’t hear it and must have missed that. The sequence that pissed me off was running the fucking ball with a minute left and two timeouts to use at the end of the first half. You need points at all costs to remain in the shithole race that is the NFC West. Fucking try something.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:12 AM
Junior is especially awesome when Sean Connery says it.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:13 AM
Deuce Staley was kinda pudgy, wasn’t he.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:13 AM
Not nearly as funny as Mike Shanahan throwing the challenge flag and Kyle yelling ‘NO!” and grabbing it.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:13 AM
If Troy Smith could hit the broad side of a barn down the field that would have been a far more competitive game yesterday
December 6th, 2010 at 11:14 AM
Go with a tamer version. Just get a fresh beer everytime he says someone/something is the best/most underrated thing in the NFL. That’s usually only 3 to 5 a game.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:14 AM
I’m actually ok with this Smith. I’d feel very comfortable having him as our backup.
I’m willing to make this trade. I’ve always been a believer of pro success and college success don’t mix together anyway.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:15 AM
Sorry, I’m trying but can’t.
Everything about the situation in Washington is embarrassing, starting with them.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:15 AM
Really? After only 2 years?
December 6th, 2010 at 11:16 AM
I prefer Anal Bum Cover
You should see Alex Smith
/seriously
I’m just glad we are talking about my team for once.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:16 AM
im sure baltimore wouldn’t mind him either after yet another flacco stinkbomb last night.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:17 AM
I don’t know, but it will be.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:18 AM
How do you short hop a 7 yard throw with that “cannon” arm? That was awful.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:18 AM
Wasn’t the most predictable play yesterday when the Saints came out on fourth down, clearly only with the intention of trying to draw the Bengals offsides, and succeeded? How can Marvin Lewis still have a job? Same dumbass mistakes, over and over and over.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:18 AM
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=%2Fg%2Fa%2F2010%2F12%2F06%2Ffanhousestanfordadsayshehasa.DTL
December 6th, 2010 at 11:19 AM
huh? he’s saying giving mangini another year would be fair.
and if you’re disparaging mangini, well, fuck you.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:19 AM
I think it was John Kuhn’s TD run…he could have wanted to challenge if he crossed the goal line.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:19 AM
R.I.P. Don Meredith
December 6th, 2010 at 11:20 AM
Yes! Thank you. That was it. That was exactly what he wanted to challenge. It was the play where the refs waited forever to signal TD, but it was pretty obvious it was a TD.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:20 AM
Say what?
December 6th, 2010 at 11:20 AM
Harbaugh will be going to Denver.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:20 AM
That was comedic gold. Everyone everywhere had to know that’s what they were doing… Well, everyone but that stupid ass D-lineman.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:21 AM
it’s easy when you’re not that good of a QB.
but did you see how “cool” and “poised” he was afterwards? eyes glazed over, a little drool, mouth hanging wide open…it’s almost as if flacco’s retarded.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:21 AM
I wouldn’t mind Gruden and Rob Ryan together, they could invent amazing new swear words together.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:22 AM
I thought that too. That play NEVER works.
Or a zombie….
December 6th, 2010 at 11:23 AM
I didn’t even watch a second of the Redskins/Giants game. I didn’t realize Trent Williams was out. Talk about no chance. What an awful mess.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:23 AM
Kernel Bromes for the day.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:23 AM
Unibrow looked very elite. Nice skip pass off the turf, Andre Ware would be proud.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:24 AM
Go with a tamer version. Just get a fresh beer everytime he says someone/something is the best/most underrated thing in the NFL. That’s usually only 3 to 5 a game
we play a game called drinking superlatives. anytime an announcer says best/most/always/never/etc, anyone can yell “superlative” and everyone has to drink.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:24 AM
So, Pat Gillick gets in the HoF, but not Ted Simmons. Seriously, people are fucking stupid.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:24 AM
It’s moments like this that I curse the internets for the fact that the Flanchez post is lost forever.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:25 AM
I didn’t want to say women and appear sexists.
/”She’s a deuce, deuce and a half.”
December 6th, 2010 at 11:25 AM
Ok, so 3 years. It still seems like a quick hook to me.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:26 AM
I see
/weighs 235
December 6th, 2010 at 11:26 AM
Duce is actually not a Jr, as there is no “e” in his Duce.
/random, useless fact
December 6th, 2010 at 11:26 AM
Oh, I see what I did now. I was weigh off on grammer there.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:26 AM
I highly doubt that. Everything I’ve seen says the Broncos are committed to McDaniels.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:27 AM
Yes, Gruden, please go to the Niners. That means Jim Harbaugh won’t, thus making him come home to Michigan.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=%2Fg%2Fa%2F2010%2F12%2F06%2Ffanhousestanfordadsayshehasa.DTL
Looks like Duffy has his lead for his new Michigan post.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:27 AM
works with herbstreit too
December 6th, 2010 at 11:28 AM
200 pounds is fat? Haha I look like a starving marvin at 200 pounds
December 6th, 2010 at 11:28 AM
I thought you meant fat people who are ‘that way’, i.e., husky gay people
December 6th, 2010 at 11:28 AM
Hey, we don’t write about Michigan anymore, unless it’s important. Or if the world didn’t end. One of those.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:28 AM
agreed. then again, im on mangini’s bandwagon.
/lotta room here
December 6th, 2010 at 11:28 AM
I’m sure you’re a terrific specimen
/no homo’d
//NTTAWWT
///182 myself
December 6th, 2010 at 11:29 AM
I am not exaggerating when i say that Gene Chizik busted out at least 15 “ya knows” in one minute on the BCS Selection Special last night.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:29 AM
^^^ This ^^^
/wonderful use of starvin marvin
//200 for me would look like faggy AIDS guy
December 6th, 2010 at 11:31 AM
Lol bulldog
December 6th, 2010 at 11:31 AM
I would have definitely watached this game if somebody had told me there would be a barn on the field.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:32 AM
Sounds like you guys are too tall
December 6th, 2010 at 11:33 AM
buncha fatty fat fatties up in here.
/155
December 6th, 2010 at 11:34 AM
6’4. I’m barely taller than John Stockton. I would hate myself if I was a cut-off
December 6th, 2010 at 11:35 AM
/8th grade’d
December 6th, 2010 at 11:35 AM
I thought it was general vernacular that big girls were called deuces, I must have been mistaken.
Pretty sure I would tower of Ken Rosenthal.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:36 AM
I’m actually 4’8″
December 6th, 2010 at 11:38 AM
200 pounds is fat? Haha I look like a starving marvin at 200 pounds
Not to get all BMI on you, but it does depend on your height and body type. All depends on where the weight goes.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:38 AM
Sounds like you guys are too tall
6’5″ 240, was same height at 16 and weighed like 175 lbs. I got beat up a lot.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:40 AM
over, should be “tower over”. Man I’m in bad shape today.
/Over Over, roger Roger, check the Vector Victor
December 6th, 2010 at 11:41 AM
6′5″ 240, was same height at 16 and weighed like 175 lbs. I got beat up a lot.
At 6’5″? The fuck? Shouldn’t you have been towering over those little shits in school?
/Margarito’d
December 6th, 2010 at 11:41 AM
Heldover-i was lean and mean. Funny that you mentioned BMI..it said I was overweight. I gotta be bed-ridden obese by now
December 6th, 2010 at 11:44 AM
At 6′5″? The fuck? Shouldn’t you have been towering over those little shits in school?
Was playing junior hockey in a league where the age limit is 20. Took plenty of beatings the first year.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:50 AM
Heldover-i was lean and mean. Funny that you mentioned BMI..it said I was overweight. I gotta be bed-ridden obese by now
Yeah, at my peak physical shape I was 170 and about 5’10″ The formula I believe said I was slightly overweight. I actually felt like I looked good and some equation is telling me otherwise? Fuck you, science!!!
/Redbook’d
December 6th, 2010 at 1:33 PM
Harbaugh will be in SF… he likes the bay area.