Last Minute Christmas Gift Idea: Tajazzle
Television December 21st. 2010, 5:15pmEver want to put some bling in your fling? Well let me tell you about the newest in slutty technology – Tajazzle. Is the Tajazzle informercial better than the Magic Bullet infomercial? That’s hard to say. “I’m hiding a devilish body decoration.” Swastika tattoo?
Notice the number of different colored martinis. Obviously a very, very hip spot, son. Also, the hedgehog on the left. So go on, spice up your love life. I’m tajazzled right now.
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December 21st, 2010 at 5:25 PM
“I’m hiding a devilish body decoration.” Swastika tattoo?
Brilliant
December 21st, 2010 at 5:28 PM
Coming to a strip club near you!
December 21st, 2010 at 5:30 PM
I wonder where Jimmer is hiding his Swarovski elements
December 21st, 2010 at 5:31 PM
Better nickname for Tom Jackson, or for Tarvaris Jackson?
December 21st, 2010 at 5:34 PM
Oh, that is great for Tarvaris Jackson. If he ever sees the light of an NFL field again we’ll have to remember that. I know he’s missing the seemingly necessary “J” in his name but might we also consider Timmy Peen Cutter for Tajazzle honors?
December 21st, 2010 at 5:34 PM
I’m guessing I need to wait until I get home to hit the play button.
December 21st, 2010 at 5:34 PM
If someone doesn’t make the decision to buy this in 2 minutes, are they really going to be swayed by the remaining 28?
December 21st, 2010 at 5:35 PM
I was skeptical until I found out that it was made from the finest all-natural ingredients
December 21st, 2010 at 5:35 PM
I’m guessing I need to wait until I get home to hit the play button.
It’s safe
December 21st, 2010 at 5:37 PM
Hey, here’s what might or might not be Michelle Obama having a cleveland steamer fetish.
/deadspin
December 21st, 2010 at 5:37 PM
What in the fuck am I watching?
December 21st, 2010 at 5:40 PM
How many times are the women going to say they taste good?
December 21st, 2010 at 5:42 PM
“I couldn’t leave the house today because I felt so ugly. That all changed the second I put a Tajazzled heart directly above my vagina! Now I have the confidence to bang as many guys as I can possibly manage in one day! Thank you, Tajazzle!”
December 21st, 2010 at 5:42 PM
if T-Jack ever see the light of a field again, I will never watch the NFL again.
December 21st, 2010 at 5:44 PM
A properly decorated vagina looks like a melted candle.
December 21st, 2010 at 5:46 PM
“I couldn’t leave the house today because I felt so ugly. That all changed the second I put a Tajazzled heart directly above my vagina! Now I have the confidence to bang as many guys as I can possibly manage in one day! Thank you, Tajazzle!”
Whoever has SG in TBL Secret Santa, I think its pretty obvious what she needs.
December 21st, 2010 at 5:47 PM
What in the fuck am I watching?
A documentary about how much women hate both themselves and others.
December 21st, 2010 at 5:51 PM
Lame.
/goes back to playing with fushigi ball
December 21st, 2010 at 5:52 PM
oh deadspin has a post about rex ryans’s wife or some other chick having a foot fetish.
December 21st, 2010 at 5:53 PM
my nephew got a fushigi ball for christmas…when he opens it imma take it from him
December 21st, 2010 at 5:55 PM
totally don’t get why anyone would find that entertaining.
December 21st, 2010 at 5:56 PM
lol. wtf? So this is basically a non-permanent tramp stamp.
December 21st, 2010 at 5:57 PM
only way gal like her balls is to be preceded by a shaft and followed by a smack on her chin! kidding!
/GO BEARS!
December 21st, 2010 at 5:58 PM
Whoever has SG in TBL Secret Santa, I think its pretty obvious what she needs.
Cock. Lots and lots of cock.
December 21st, 2010 at 5:59 PM
Cock. Lots and lots of cock.
Easy there, Sanchize. This isn’t Ines Sainz we’re talking about here
December 21st, 2010 at 5:59 PM
Damn, that was obvious.
December 21st, 2010 at 6:01 PM
Is this what Hernia texted the TBL staff?
December 21st, 2010 at 6:01 PM
Tremors is coming on AMC.
December 21st, 2010 at 6:01 PM
Is this what Hernia texted the TBL staff?
Cock. Lots and lots of cock.
Yes.
/not confirmed by me
December 21st, 2010 at 6:03 PM
Honey flavored?
December 21st, 2010 at 6:08 PM
you’re really purdy sportsgal
/gazes down to the ground and kicks rock
December 21st, 2010 at 6:08 PM
you’re really purdy sportsgal
/gazes down to the ground and kicks rock
December 21st, 2010 at 6:09 PM
Needed to be said twice
/post fail
December 21st, 2010 at 6:13 PM
Needs more throbbing member ready to burst.
December 21st, 2010 at 6:29 PM
Hahahahaha…. the fuck?
December 21st, 2010 at 6:35 PM
Last minute gift for the Viking fan at home