Week 17 Picks, For Entertainment Purposes
Gambling, NFL January 2nd. 2011, 11:30am
I’m going to put up picks for this week to close out the regular season, but this week is more about trying to figure out who will be motivated to play and who will be planning their golf vacations and spa treatments, or who will be looking for a little extra rest time before the playoffs. Thus, lots of guesses, as the lines are not necessarily reflective of what has happened all season.
Last week’s 4-1 mark in the top two categories clinched me a winning record in those categories and a playoff spot in a weak division, so I’ll get a chance to embarrass myself with picks in the playoffs. This week, there are some games I do like despite all the guesses, as I feel some of the lines have overreacted. As it turns out, my top 6 picks are all road teams, usually sizeable underdogs.
GAMES I LIKE (40-34-2 for the season)
1. Tampa Bay (+8.5) at NEW ORLEANS, 1 pm. This line strikes me as slightly high anyway, and then the Saints know that they can’t improve their position unless Atlanta tanks against Carolina, while the Bucs have plenty to play for (the Giants and Packers both play later).
2. Tennessee (+9.5) at INDIANAPOLIS, 4 pm. This line just seems too high. I know that the Colts are playing to win the division, and I expect them to do that, but I don’t think it will be easy. Johnson will be able to run in this one and the Titans keep it close.
3. Cincinnati (+10.5) at BALTIMORE, 1 pm. Another line that seems to have pushed too high. The Bengals matchup well with the Ravens with corners that can lock down on the outside and limit the Ravens passing game, and this is the type of series with a minimized home field advantage. As we saw last week, Bengals still playing and trying hard.
4. NY Giants (-3.5) at WASHINGTON, 4 pm. Another road team that won’t be disadvantaged by the elements, and the Giants have plenty to play for. I look for a bounce back effort from New York so they can scoreboard watch Green Bay late.
GAMES I LEAN (41-29-2 for the season)
5. Carolina (+15.5) at ATLANTA, 1 pm. Atlanta knows they win this one, and they get the #1 seed. They probably also know that they just need to avoid turnovers and costly mistakes to do that, so I look for a conservative game plan to get the victory, but not to cover a huge number.
7. CLEVELAND (+6) vs. Pittsburgh, 1 pm. The Browns will have another year without the playoffs, but they get to put a dent in Pittsburgh’s chances to win the title with a victory today.
6. Chicago (+10.5) at GREEN BAY, 4 pm. This line has about 4.5 points built in on the assumption that Chicago doesn’t try as hard. That seems like enough to make me take the Bears in this case, though they will know by just after kickoff whether they have any chance to improve to the #1 seed.
8. HOUSTON (-3) vs. Jacksonville, 4 pm. Jacksonville is without David Garrard and Maurice Jones-Drew, and the Texans will probably show up for once to avenge the Hail Mary and get t0 6-10.
9. St. Louis (-3) at SEATTLE, Sunday Night. We don’t know whether Hasselbeck will play tonight, but I lean toward the Rams on the road in this one as they have been consistently more mediocre than the Seahawks.
GUESSES (27-39-2 for the season)
10. DETROIT (-3.5) vs. Minnesota, 1 pm. Minnesota and Detroit both play at Ford Field for the second time in the last month.
11. Oakland (+3.5) at KANSAS CITY, 1 pm. I would take the Chiefs if I knew they were going to play starters to go for the #3 seed, but I’m not confident in how they play it knowing they return to action next weekend.
12. Buffalo (+1) at NY JETS, 1 pm. The Jets would be the pick here if I had a read on their motivation, but the Bills usually play well in New Jersey, and New York may rest players.
13. NEW ENGLAND (-5) vs. Miami, 1 pm. Another game where we don’t know how the Patriots will play it, plus a warm weather team with nothing to play for playing in cold conditions makes this one a stay away.
14. PHILADELPHIA (-3) vs. Dallas, 4 pm. Another game where the Eagles likely rest starters, offset by Dallas having injuries and playing in cold weather.
15. Arizona (+6) at SAN FRANCISCO, 4 pm. I have no idea how San Francisco will respond at this point.
16. San Diego (-3.5) at DENVER, 4 pm. Yeah, it’s San Diego. I could see them losing in an embarrassing display to close the season after being eliminated, or winning by 30.
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January 2nd, 2011 at 11:35 AM
McNair has publicly stated that Kubiak is coming back next year. Would an embarrassing blow-out loss at home change his mind? I pray to the football gods.
January 2nd, 2011 at 11:36 AM
Favre isn’t gonna play
Was looking forward to watching Suh murder bone him.
January 2nd, 2011 at 11:50 AM
Welker Branch Hernandez are inactive for the Pats. This will be weird. And Im not even sure that we have 3 D-Lineman suited up today.
January 2nd, 2011 at 12:00 PM
I saw the news this morning and thought 2 things:
1. TexansFan is on suicide watch.
2. Colts wrap up another division title next year.
/How in the hell can they keep him?
January 2nd, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Anybody catch the piece on incentives on Sunday NFL Countdown? Ridiculous money.
January 2nd, 2011 at 12:21 PM
And the line has actually gone up! If the Dolphins can’t stay within 5.5 of the Patriots C team in the second half they should just get the hell out.
January 2nd, 2011 at 12:24 PM
I don’t care, Gilly. Its like having a loved on addicted to heroin. You do everything for them. You do an intervention, you pay for rehab, you give them support & a place to stay. Now you just want them to be caught with enough heroin to be thrown in prison and you want them out of your life.
Your 2002-2010 Houston Texans fans, ladies & gentlemen!
January 2nd, 2011 at 12:37 PM
The Browns will have another year without the playoffs
All too familiar……sigh
January 2nd, 2011 at 12:47 PM
OT:
The King’s Speech is great. (If you can stand an historical “period” movie) Colin Firth and Geoffrey Rush were amazing.
End OT
/Will see Black Swan tonight
January 2nd, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Texans biggest joke in the league. McNair should hire Millen.
January 2nd, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Okay, I’ve got a crazy idea here regarding the Super Bowl:
What if we take that Visa commercial and expand on that? Meaning, make the tickets a giveaway contest. Sure, make sure each team’s fanbase can fill up 20 percent of the stadium, but the remaining 80 percent of tickets should go to random fans, instead of rich business assholes who don’t pay attention to the game. This way, you get some random fans who can have a memory of a lifetime going to the game on the house.
Thoughts?