ESPN’s Howard Bryant Arrested and Charged with Domestic Assault, Elbowing a Police Officer
Courts, Legal, ESPN, Media Gossip/Musings February 27th. 2011, 8:41pm
Howard Bryant, an ESPN baseball writer and the author of three books, was arrested Saturday in Buckland, Massachusetts, and charged with “domestic assault and battery, assault and battery on a police officer and resisting arrest.”
According to The Republican, Bryant was outside of a pizza joint when the incident went down.
Five witnesses gave statements saying they saw a man arguing with a woman, police said. They said he choked her and pushed her into a car, Tudryn said.
When police arrived, he argued with them and struck Trooper Brian Doak in the chest with his elbow, Tudryn said. Doak was not injured.
Police claim it took them three minutes to subdue Bryant. ESPN gave the paper no comment, and nor did Bryant. More tomorrow, or as the story develops. [via Bruce Allen]

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February 27th, 2011 at 8:43 PM
I’m guessing he won’t be on Sports Reporters on Sunday.
February 27th, 2011 at 8:49 PM
Never heard of him.
February 27th, 2011 at 8:56 PM
Was it his sister? I thought he was gay.
February 27th, 2011 at 8:58 PM
He’s one of my favorite black sports reporters!
rhoden has chuck bednarik fingers, saunders doesn’t count cuz he’s canadian, and jemele hill is female Alien
so bryant wins cuz he’s feisty!
February 27th, 2011 at 9:01 PM
Howard Bryant is strange looking. He looks like his head floats independently from his shoulders.
February 27th, 2011 at 9:01 PM
Thought the same thing. If he isn’t out, he is definitely in the closet. No way is that man a heterosexual.
February 27th, 2011 at 9:03 PM
No way is that man a heterosexual.
it’s the turtle(head)neck, huh?
February 27th, 2011 at 9:04 PM
really liked this MLB piece from Bryant
http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2010/12/23/espns-howard-bryant-says-bud-selig-and-mlb-owners-want-a-salary-cap/
As good as a reporter/writer as he is … it’s hard to see ESPN renewing his contract (or heck, even keeping him when this is all sorted out).
February 27th, 2011 at 9:05 PM
I didnt know a milkdud could assault someone
February 27th, 2011 at 9:07 PM
Tampa wins.
February 27th, 2011 at 9:13 PM
He Reminds me of Tango from I love New York.
This guy was actually pretty good, but gotta fire his ass now.
February 27th, 2011 at 9:13 PM
Looks like a gay version of Ving Rhames
February 27th, 2011 at 9:14 PM
what happened to the days when we typed ‘ghey’?
February 27th, 2011 at 9:14 PM
BILL WALKER!
February 27th, 2011 at 9:16 PM
how many KNicks fans are at the game? Almost everyone under the hoop exploded when he banked in that 3-pointer.
16-0 run, Knicks up 1!!
February 27th, 2011 at 9:25 PM
Mantis what is that new Avatar from? It looks familiar.
February 27th, 2011 at 9:25 PM
You shut your whore mouth. Romeo Crennel wouldn’t hurt a fly.
February 27th, 2011 at 9:26 PM
BOING!!!!
February 27th, 2011 at 9:28 PM
SOMEONE SAVE THIS CHICK! SHE’S BOUT TO PASS OUT!
February 27th, 2011 at 9:29 PM
The bug eyed black guy from Caddyshack.
February 27th, 2011 at 9:29 PM
and whoever said Reese was looking good tonight was not telling tall tales. wowzers.
February 27th, 2011 at 9:33 PM
she has looked fan-fucking-tastic ever since she dumped Ryan Philipee.
February 27th, 2011 at 9:34 PM
Meh, that dress didn’t look so good on her, and her hair and makeup is waaaaaay overdone. I don’t know why people like her.
/sportsgal
February 27th, 2011 at 9:34 PM
good call! if the chick’s in Indochina, he’ll want someone in a rice paddy waiting to pop a cap in her a##
February 27th, 2011 at 9:35 PM
like how Bale mocked himself for F bombs
February 27th, 2011 at 9:36 PM
wow. What a block by Melo on that fast break
February 27th, 2011 at 9:38 PM
Bale should at least be able to get reservations at Dorsia on a Friday night now that he’s an Oscar winner, right?
February 27th, 2011 at 9:39 PM
That was actually pretty cool. Nice speech, but ditch the beard.
February 27th, 2011 at 9:40 PM
A Dodgers reference at the Oscars. Sweet. Now if Mattingly will only trim those goddamn sideburns…
February 27th, 2011 at 9:40 PM
Probably for a movie.
February 27th, 2011 at 9:41 PM
Did Nicole Kidman get some plastic taken out of her face? She looks pretty good.
February 27th, 2011 at 9:41 PM
Fascinating
February 27th, 2011 at 9:44 PM
I hate nine inch nails
February 27th, 2011 at 9:45 PM
But i think i love his wife.
February 27th, 2011 at 9:48 PM
What can I say? I’m an unapologetic Mathew McConaughey fan.
February 27th, 2011 at 9:50 PM
love the avatar!
February 27th, 2011 at 9:52 PM
IS there a screen cap of Mrs. Resnar yet, I missed her.
February 27th, 2011 at 9:54 PM
Its Reznor. Dick.
/doesnt give a shit
February 27th, 2011 at 9:54 PM
I’d love to bone Marissa Tomei.
/ thought she was hot in My Cousin Vinny
February 27th, 2011 at 9:55 PM
“congratulations nerds”
lolz.
February 27th, 2011 at 9:56 PM
Mrs. Reznor
February 27th, 2011 at 9:56 PM
and this woman is wearing her 2nd grade art project for her dress.
February 27th, 2011 at 9:56 PM
All of this. All of it.
February 27th, 2011 at 9:57 PM
Congratulations nerds hahaha
February 27th, 2011 at 10:02 PM
That guy had to bring up his fathers surgery to make us not vomit in our mouths when hearing the Titanic song. Didn’t work.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:04 PM
Randy Newman. Legend.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:05 PM
Mandy Moore is not attractive.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:06 PM
She was as a brunette.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:06 PM
Mandy Moore is not attractive.
Lighten up, Francis.
Wait, are we in this one or the other one?
February 27th, 2011 at 10:10 PM
Never seen the Oscars. Looks like a bunch of uptight folks sitting around bored.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:10 PM
Caption to that pic: “What does Marcellus Wallace look like?”
February 27th, 2011 at 10:10 PM
Never did it for me. She just doesn’t grab my attention like so many others tonight, including Dame Helen Mirren who continues to defy logic and aging.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:12 PM
The British Stacey Dash if you will. I have liquid dreams about Helen Mirren.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:12 PM
i can’t take Franco serious….yet, i think hes done pretty well tonight.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:13 PM
The British Stacey Dash if you will. I have liquid dreams about Helen Mirren.
During the inauguration, don’t forget to plug “dickecklund.com” and thank “boomer” okay?
February 27th, 2011 at 10:15 PM
Bill Walker RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!
February 27th, 2011 at 10:16 PM
But I’m not Welsh.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:17 PM
This guy should end his speech with “signed, Epsteins mother”.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:18 PM
Wow. This. SUCKS.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:19 PM
That is the second worst auto-tune creation I’ve seen in the last two weeks
February 27th, 2011 at 10:20 PM
There is a chick sitting to Spike’s upper right that has HUUUUUUGGGGGEEEE bewbs.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:21 PM
Fuck it, let Oprah host the Oscars next year. At least she knows how to put a show together.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:21 PM
Auto-tune’s are so fucking stupid. How do people find that shit entertaining?
/it’s been real.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:22 PM
First act as President is to make Neil Patrick Harris the Secretary of Award Shows.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:23 PM
Conan and Andy. Problem solved.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:24 PM
First act as President is to make Neil Patrick Harris the Secretary of Award Shows.
And that’s why you’re at the TOP of the ticket.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:25 PM
Haha. Naw. Coco is to big of a personality. NPH was born to just host pointless award shows.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:25 PM
I really hope the folks who made “The Inside Job” keep all of their money under a mattress, or in their sock drawer
February 27th, 2011 at 10:26 PM
I’m telling you Held, I’d fix so many of the nation’s not really prevalent problems, it would blow your mind. I’m just happy to have you as my number 2
February 27th, 2011 at 10:26 PM
The lack of Ricky Gervais is concerning.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:26 PM
Fine. Conan and NPH. I don’t care. I just want more CONAN. Or maybe Ricky Gervais should be called up to the big leagues. He is the best man for the job, after-all.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:26 PM
Anne H. could do it with NPH and be fantastic. She just needs a guy who isn’t high as a kite with any type of personality to be good…
February 27th, 2011 at 10:27 PM
NPH can appoint Ricky to handle some of this shit when he’s overseas on a goodwill tour or something.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:27 PM
are they giving billy a standing ovation because they want him to take over the rest of the show?
February 27th, 2011 at 10:27 PM
You did a hell of a job closing the other Oscar thread, I’ll give you that.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:28 PM
come on Melo – when you have an iso vs. Mike Miller, you have to take him
February 27th, 2011 at 10:29 PM
are they giving billy a standing ovation because they want him to take over the rest of the show?
THIS. And btw…greatest. avatar. ever.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:30 PM
NPH and Anne would be awesome. And let me tell you something, we give Hugh Jackman a lot of well deserved shit, but the year he hosted the Oscars was top notch. The segment he had with Hatheway was awesome. Yep, you want to host an award show, you need serious Musical Credentials.
CHAUNCEY ON A BITCH!!!!!!
February 27th, 2011 at 10:30 PM
I want to cry thinking about Dumars trading away Billups.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:31 PM
Senator Jersey. Leader?
February 27th, 2011 at 10:31 PM
holy shit, Billups. That was a deeeep 3.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:31 PM
Bob Hope thing = awkward as fuck.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:32 PM
we got any LA residents up in hurrr? Going to be there for 24 hours wed-thursday and have no idea what to see/do/eat
February 27th, 2011 at 10:33 PM
Oh yea? Check out Mantis’ new one.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:34 PM
Lebron James can get fucked. That block was as clean as it gets.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:35 PM
Me. Weren’t you just looking for a weed connect a couple weeks ago?
February 27th, 2011 at 10:35 PM
thanks heldover :bows:
February 27th, 2011 at 10:35 PM
Mantis is 1b. Honey Badger, man!! It’s Honey Badger! He REALLY doesn’t give a shit!
February 27th, 2011 at 10:37 PM
You realize Ignignokt is giving you the finger, right?
February 27th, 2011 at 10:37 PM
Nicely drawn play… poorly executed.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:38 PM
I cannot believe they called that play up. Bill Walker?
Really?
Oh well. At least the NYK played great
February 27th, 2011 at 10:38 PM
Yessir. Never been able to get my hands on some cali buds when I’m there… I’m staying right by LAX/Loyola Marymount
February 27th, 2011 at 10:39 PM
Amare… top 5 shotblocker in the league.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:39 PM
Amar’e with a block! He played defense!
February 27th, 2011 at 10:40 PM
racist.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:41 PM
“They got four legitimate guys who can stroke it with confidence.”
/Lebron misses.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:42 PM
aaaaaaand Lebron comes up short again. Wide open and bricked it
February 27th, 2011 at 10:42 PM
Yeah but could the Knicks to this on the road.
/Listens to the roar of the crowd
February 27th, 2011 at 10:43 PM
AWESOME win for the Knicks. made last 16 FTs! And LeBron came up small in the end
February 27th, 2011 at 10:43 PM
Really??? Give me a Jon Stewart, Chris Rock or any other high profile reputable funnyman over these actors trying to be funny. I watch the oscars to see the movies I liked pick up a few awards and maybe genuinely laugh at loud at something the host says.
I think Stephen Colbert would be a sneaky good oscars host. If it’s anything like his correspondents dinner speech, it would be the most memorable telecast ever and needlessly to say, won’t be invited back by these thin skinned hollywood people.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:43 PM
FAN UP!
February 27th, 2011 at 10:43 PM
Knicks win! Knicks win! Ticker tape parade and bitches for all!
February 27th, 2011 at 10:43 PM
Mantis is 1b.
racist.
I thank you, good sir.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:43 PM
Lebron
February 27th, 2011 at 10:43 PM
Why is CRM all over twitter but not here? How does that work?
February 27th, 2011 at 10:43 PM
Wow, the Knicks, I repeat, THE KNICKS, held Miami to 50 points over the final three quarters.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:44 PM
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Wow, the Knicks, I repeat, THE KNICKS, held Miami to 50 points over the final three quarters.
Just wait till they play the Bulls or another tough team.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:45 PM
paltrow with the singing again. two weeks in a row. no thank you
February 27th, 2011 at 10:45 PM
I’ve got no problem with NPH, he’s always nailed his hosting duties so far.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:45 PM
Really??? Give me a Jon Stewart, Chris Rock or any other high profile reputable funnyman over these actors trying to be funny. I watch the oscars to see the movies I liked pick up a few awards and maybe genuinely laugh at loud at something the host says.
I think Stephen Colbert would be a sneaky good oscars host. If it’s anything like his correspondents dinner speech, it would be the most memorable telecast ever and needlessly to say, won’t be invited back by these thin skinned hollywood people.
Again, I’m all for giving NPH delegating powers on this. Colbert could be really good.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:46 PM
Jersey, how loud was it in Miami?
Will Cortes show up?
February 27th, 2011 at 10:47 PM
Yessir. Never been able to get my hands on some cali buds when I’m there… I’m staying right by LAX/Loyola Marymount
I live in Downey. Since I moved closer to LA, I’ve only gotten weed through my prescription (which expired) or through my cousins ex-husband. I don’t smoke that often anymore.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:48 PM
Randy Newman is killing it.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:50 PM
Pete Postlewaith (sp) should get a big fucking round of applause. Only dude who could’ve legitimately played Mr. Freeze in a Batman movie…(pours one out for Mr. Kobayashi)
February 27th, 2011 at 10:50 PM
Oh by the way, Hans Zimmer got robbed. Greatest movie composer EVER!!!!
February 27th, 2011 at 10:50 PM
2-0
Lot of pro-Knicks chants since tip. But it’s Miami. FAN UP!
February 27th, 2011 at 10:51 PM
Ugh.
Lakers/Thunder > Heat/Knicks
February 27th, 2011 at 10:51 PM
dead people montage coming up. wonder if this year’s oscars will make the cut
February 27th, 2011 at 10:52 PM
John Williams yesterday. John Williams today. John Williams for life.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:52 PM
Won’t argue since one of the former has a better chance to be in the finals than the latter.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:53 PM
Hans Zimmer shits out better sound during his morning crapper than John Williams
/Team Hans Zimmer
//Team Germany
February 27th, 2011 at 10:54 PM
there’s no applause at all…wtf?
February 27th, 2011 at 10:54 PM
Looks towards Patrick Stewart…
February 27th, 2011 at 10:55 PM
the only explanation i can think of is everybody offed themselves when celine started singing
February 27th, 2011 at 10:56 PM
Oh yea. Black history month. PAUL NEWMAN WAS ROBBED!!!
February 27th, 2011 at 10:56 PM
Der Kaiser: Seriously. Tell me how my ass tastes.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:56 PM
Shocked the last person wasn’t Kirk Douglas during the dead montage.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:56 PM
Fuck that noise. Thomas Newman wipes his ass with Zimmer.
February 27th, 2011 at 10:57 PM
I dunno if applauding the dead would be taken all that well
February 27th, 2011 at 10:58 PM
John Williams yesterday. John Williams today. John Williams for life.
As great as Hans Zimmer is, none of his shit is on my iPod for working out.
/Superman theme’d
//Puts up that extra rep at 100 pounds, FLEXES
February 27th, 2011 at 10:58 PM
don’t they always applaud people during the dead montage at the oscars? or do they just do it at the grammys?
February 27th, 2011 at 10:58 PM
How long is everyone going to let this stand? Do I have to make a Nazi joke???
February 27th, 2011 at 10:59 PM
Oh yea. Black history month. PAUL NEWMAN WAS ROBBED!!!
Thought he was the year before…
the only explanation i can think of is everybody offed themselves when celine started singing
THIS (x) a lot
February 27th, 2011 at 10:59 PM
Dennis Hopper > Leena Horne
February 27th, 2011 at 11:00 PM
I oughtta refresh more often.
February 27th, 2011 at 11:00 PM
Wasn’t he second to last? I couldn’t tell because my online feed is really choppy.
February 27th, 2011 at 11:00 PM
don’t they always applaud people during the dead montage at the oscars? or do they just do it at the grammys?
I’ve only seen them not applaud during this segment three times (including this one). Some producers get scared by the whole “they won’t applaud as loudly for some editor than Heath Ledger” thing.
February 27th, 2011 at 11:02 PM
Ballz, Paul Newman died in 08. So you’re off by two years. The guy you’re thinking of was Kevin _____
February 27th, 2011 at 11:02 PM
All in all, it was a productive game. Bayern let Dortmund win to build up their confidence for next year when they will fall with a dull thud. Plus, I’m sure after the game Bayern slipped a briefcase full of money to Mats Hummels. Rumor has it, Mats has already started looking for houses in Munich.
In all seriousness, congratulations. I must say, I really thought we were going to win by ATLEAST 3 goals. Uli Hoeness really had me believing. But one thing is for sure, Mats Hummels is going to join Bayern next year and take his rightful place in our central defense.
February 27th, 2011 at 11:05 PM
Haters gonna hate
February 27th, 2011 at 11:05 PM
I was totally wrong on Paul Newman. But TBL should pay bsanders to comment here during the Oscars.
February 27th, 2011 at 11:06 PM
Eli Wallach – badass.
February 27th, 2011 at 11:07 PM
Oh no. Not this time. This time, your just wrong, and we’re correcting you.
February 27th, 2011 at 11:08 PM
George Lucas needs to mix in a salad
February 27th, 2011 at 11:08 PM
coppolla, wallach godard…
FMK?
February 27th, 2011 at 11:09 PM
Lafayette from True Blood got arrested?
February 27th, 2011 at 11:10 PM
Speaking of Eli Wallach, here’s Ecstasy of Gold…speaking of amazing movie scores.
February 27th, 2011 at 11:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Mh1K5-VSQ&feature=related metallica’s version
February 27th, 2011 at 11:15 PM
At this point i’ll wait until I’m around a little longer to get it done. On this trip, it’s in-n-out and probably one or two things to see/do. It’s a quick trip to see clients
February 27th, 2011 at 11:17 PM
Jennifer Lawrence
/unzips pants
February 27th, 2011 at 11:18 PM
Portman. Pfft. This is a make up win for the Revenge of the Sith snub.
February 27th, 2011 at 11:19 PM
Portman. Pfft. This is a make up win for the Revenge of the Sith snub.
That’s it. I give up. I’ve been on this thing for hours, and you just come along with the COMMENT OF THE NIGHT. Damn it!!!
/pushes papers off desk, slams fists
February 27th, 2011 at 11:20 PM
Only I make that mistake once in a while and you are physically and/or stubbornly incapable of fixing yours.
neither stubborn or incapable. it’s a sports blog, not an application for work. so why correct yer ‘between’? cuz i was having fun wit you. i apologize for pressing the wrong button
February 27th, 2011 at 11:21 PM
wear a rubber looks like she has Herpes.
February 27th, 2011 at 11:23 PM
Still???
February 27th, 2011 at 11:26 PM
You missed Tampa calling Howard Bryant a Milk Dud.
February 27th, 2011 at 11:28 PM
Shit, Ballz, now the best I could ever hope for is a BRONZE MEDAL.
/Reassembles desk, smashes it again
February 27th, 2011 at 11:28 PM
John Williams yesterday. John Williams today. John Williams for life.
tim burton’s guy is good. ex oingo-boingo. danny elfman
February 27th, 2011 at 11:29 PM
Still???
huh? i was gone for a long time, kids-bed. first chance to repsond
February 27th, 2011 at 11:30 PM
I’m embarrassed to even still be talking about this. Yes, Elfman and Zimmer are good. But John Williams is in a whole other galaxy. And it’s far, far away……
/ya see what I did there?
February 27th, 2011 at 11:32 PM
I’m embarrassed to even still be talking about this. Yes, Elfman and Zimmer are good. But John Williams is in a whole other galaxy. And it’s far, far away……
/ya see what I did there?
+1 lightsaber. NON double-sided. Fuck that junk.
February 27th, 2011 at 11:33 PM
I’m embarrassed to even still be talking about this. Yes, Elfman and Zimmer are good. But John Williams is in a whole other galaxy. And it’s far, far away……
/ya see what I did there?
sure in a classic music genius sense, but i can’t sing his shit
/what’s this, what’s this?
February 27th, 2011 at 11:33 PM
liked the Firth speech. Good stuff
February 27th, 2011 at 11:36 PM
The Expendables is the best movie of the year. These people don’t understand art.
February 27th, 2011 at 11:39 PM
Lots of wardrobe changes for Ms. Hathaway, but she definitely saved the best one for the last one.
DAYUM!
February 27th, 2011 at 11:40 PM
THIS. IS. AWFUL.
IF I wanted to watch a child’s chorus, I’d have kids so I could dragged to see these god damn things.
February 27th, 2011 at 11:41 PM
Predictable year for the Oscars, huh?
No upsets (at least, based on all the predictions)
February 27th, 2011 at 11:41 PM
Kids make everything better!
/Pukes
February 27th, 2011 at 11:41 PM
I hated that. But Anne Hathaway was really cool high fiving the kids.
February 27th, 2011 at 11:47 PM
Whoever said Thomas Newman is right. Although Zimmer and John Williams are also both good. Also, this guy, who also wrote the song at the end of 28 Days Later, which might be my favorite song from a movie ever. Makes the end of that movie like 10x better.
February 27th, 2011 at 11:47 PM
Anne Hathaway would have been better by not talking and getting naked!
I’m with Mantis on Jennifer Lawrence!
Still hilarious that Conan O’Brien’s sister was one of the sisters in the fighter.
/exactly like conan as a girl. Busted up.
February 27th, 2011 at 11:47 PM
So which movie about English royalty gets next years automatic Best Picture/Actor/Actress nomination? I think we’re due for a piece about King Charles and Oliver Cromwell.
February 27th, 2011 at 11:49 PM
Bill Murray can. And I would’ve loved to include a link to him singing the Star Wars song on SNL, but NBC s
February 27th, 2011 at 11:50 PM
Me!Me!Me! Seriously, I’ve sat through Meet Joe Black, maybe the most boring movie Brad Pitt has ever done, twice, just because that soundtrack was so boss. And don’t even get me started on the music for Green Mile and Road to Perdition.
/I’m serious about this shit.
February 27th, 2011 at 11:52 PM
So which movie about English royalty gets next years automatic Best Picture/Actor/Actress nomination? I think we’re due for a piece about King Charles and Oliver Cromwell.
Fuck Oliver Cromwell. Dude fucked over the Irish real bad.
/Clutches potato, pint of Guinness
February 27th, 2011 at 11:57 PM
I’m not gonna rest until we get an honest-to-goodness Peter the Great movie made.
February 28th, 2011 at 12:02 AM
I second Ballz’s motion.
February 28th, 2011 at 12:02 AM
Actually, I’m waiting for filmmakers to nut up and deliver us the definitive Lincoln or Washington biopic.
February 28th, 2011 at 12:03 AM
Well done then. I never bothered actually watching Meet Joe Black, but yeah, that score is awesome.
February 28th, 2011 at 12:06 AM
Manhunt, about the…manhunt for John Wilkes Booth would make a great movie. It’s also a fantastic book.
February 28th, 2011 at 12:12 AM
Have you heard about the Spielberg helmed Lincoln movie, starring Daniel Day-Lewis as Lincoln?
February 28th, 2011 at 12:20 AM
I think Genghis Khan would be a fascinating character to explore for a movie. The ultimate badass.
February 28th, 2011 at 12:23 AM
Have you heard about the Spielberg helmed Lincoln movie, starring Daniel Day-Lewis as Lincoln?
yup. i saw some leaked trailer clip; a scene where Lincoln tells Mary that her ass looks a little fat in that dress
February 28th, 2011 at 12:24 AM
Attila The Hun beats Genghis Khan’s ass
February 28th, 2011 at 12:30 AM
He already had one. It’s called Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.
lolz. +4 score and 20 years ago
February 28th, 2011 at 12:58 AM
i think Genghis was covered in “Mongols” recently.
February 28th, 2011 at 1:42 AM
That Darrell, always concerned with keeping the Mongolian Man down.
February 28th, 2011 at 7:42 AM
Wow. Charlie Sheen. EPIC.
February 28th, 2011 at 8:01 AM
Shouldve been Bill Rhoden
February 28th, 2011 at 8:11 AM
Carlos Estevez, FTW!
February 28th, 2011 at 8:27 AM
I hope that girl from Winter’s Bone (Jennifer Lawrence?) is the roundup pic today. Her red dress was amazing.
February 28th, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Was Howard Bryant in the Seinfeld episode where George took the “seductive” pictures for his girl friend and Howard Bryant at the photo shop thought they were for him?
/timeless art of seduction
February 28th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
What’s the opposite of “raaawr”?