Hayden Panettiere Still Dating Wladimir Klitschko
Athletes and Celebrities, Boxing, WAG March 14th. 2011, 3:30pm
Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko are still dating. I am obsessed with how these two came together to form what is surely one of the strangest relationships in all of sports and/or entertainment. Klitschko is a 34-years-old Ukranian giant and Panettiere is 21-years-old American pixie. The only possible outcome in this relationship is that somehow these two get married and sire a dozen average-sized human beings. [Images via Getty]

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March 14th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
I bet he just dominates her. I hope this comes out on tape.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Has anyone had any issues with the ESPN brackets? My first entry worked fine. But when I created a second one, I attempt to make my selections and nothing happens.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
I’m glad they have someone to be irrelevant with. Otherwise it would just be sad.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
That my friend Vladamir. He big fighter, like bear. But he spin great house music while we chill in his heated pool.
/did we kill this yet?
March 14th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
laughing out loud at “deleted scene from Taken”
March 14th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
She played that American chick on the Italian murder case.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
That midget is severely overrated, both in attractiveness and acting ability.
/possibly sportsgal’d
March 14th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
I bet if you shout between her legs you can hear an echo.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
I hope not. That still makes me laugh.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
I imagine he spins her like a pinwheel like in the movie “Bruno”.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Brad Clooney in this mutha
March 14th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
She reached her peak on both fronts in Remember the Titans
/Forget who’s left here to use for a pederast meme
March 14th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
This. Very well played.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
That midget is severely overrated, both in attractiveness and acting ability.
I don’t think anyone thinks she can act, but as to the second part you obviously haven’t seen that movie where the guy from Wings is obsessed with her.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
I bet if you shout between her legs you can hear an echo.
Is this your way of saying that you think she’s into fisting?
March 14th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
I bet they’re furries.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
FIRST PART.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
I bet if you shout between her legs you can hear an echo.
Is this your way of saying that you think she’s into fisting?
I thought he was complimenting Klitschko’s cock.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Tst you back?
March 14th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
I bet he just dominates her. I hope this comes out on tape.
That is hilarious.
I remember when LaVar Arrington was dating Serena Williams. That’s some powerful sex action right there.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
No it was a comment on her vag/his dong size ratio.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
she probably forces him to dress like the gimp
March 14th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Tst you back?
nope.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
I am trying to guess which guy from Wings it would be…and I am creeped out the most when I use Roy in my imagination.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
She does look like shes wearing a hefty 55 gallon trash bag
March 14th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
That combo would probably brake 3 beds a week.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Hes hung like a zipper
/not confirmed by me
March 14th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Other than being big and strong and shit, on what planet is that dude attractive? His face looks like it got hit by a bus.
/no homo.
Also, when they’re doing the humpity hump, how does he not crush her/break 4 of her ribs?
March 14th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
If she dies, she dies.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
The Good Student. Academy award worthy.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
I would love to know what event they’re at with the headphones and all. Plus, why is he the only one not wearing them?
March 14th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Great Memory. I bet they broke beds.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
He’s probably a big fan of JFK style sex.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
I’m guessing it’s something in Ukraine.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Can’t get a joke about fisting appreciated in these parts anymore. What is this place coming to.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
I would love to know what event they’re at with the headphones and all. Plus, why is he the only one not wearing them?
UN Security Council meeting. He speaks sixteen languages.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Meeting with the former staff that ran this site’s server perhaps?
March 14th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Can’t get a joke about fisting appreciated in these parts anymore. What is this place coming to.
Having been around for Vezina, I don’t think fisting can be taken as anything but seriously around here.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
In some parts, fisting is referred to as “the bob costas.” Cracks me up every time I hear it.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Probably would have gone better if I just said meeting with Billy Wagner…
/kicks rock
March 14th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
it’s a ukrainian dissertation presentation on the effects of midget handlers during mecksican horse shows.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
It’s all politics.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Dan Hedaya’s IMDB page is all over the place…Addams Family, great flick
March 14th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Having been around for Vezina, I don’t think fisting can be taken as anything but seriously around here.
Fair enough. I heard he learned how from Malcolm McDowell.
And McDowell is in another movie in 1995 called Fist of the North Star. Quite the career arc he’s had.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
+ 10,000. Outstanding.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Dan Hedaya’s IMDB page is all over the place…
I liked Lucky. John Corbett was the only good thing that ever happened on Sex and the City.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
His death scene in Tank Girl was, interesting.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
Ew.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
I thought that was a Chip Caray?
March 14th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Anyone know where I can get a decent blank 64-team bracket I can use as an image?
March 14th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
From the “Good Student” IMDB page…
Plot Keywords: Tied Up While Barefoot | Tied Feet | Character Name In Title
Kinky. Never really been a fan of hers, but she’s looks aight in that movie poster.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Vatever Klitschko fucks, he destroys!
How has Lori Petty not shown up on any show like Celebrity Apprentice or something?
/Checks to see if Lori Petty’s dead
//Not as of press time, question still stands
March 14th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
I’ve never heard that. Probably b/c he doesn’t have the clout of renowned little person, Bob Costas.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
CBS Sports?
March 14th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
Wasn’t she like 14 when that movie came out?
March 14th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
How has Lori Petty not shown up on any show like Celebrity Apprentice or something?
She has a really popular Billy Idol imitator show in Vegas.
Wasn’t she like 14 when that movie came out?
17. Which is good enough for Mark Sanchez.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
How has Lori Petty not shown up on any show like Celebrity Apprentice or something?
/Checks to see if Lori Petty’s dead
//Not as of press time, question still stands
Who would have thought Tank Girl would be the graveyard of a career which had only peaked 3 years earlier with A League of Their Own.
/Kit couldn’t lay off the high, hard ones either.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Wasn’t she like 14 when that movie came out?
She doesn’t look 14. Looking at the IMDB page it says it came out in 2006. How old is she now? She has to be at least 25, right? Otherwise, I may have to go take a cold shower.
I think you might be thinking of Remember the Titans?
March 14th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
She had a hell of a run from 1991-1995. Even though her looks went downhill every year, after Point Break.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
I mean just the form for the bracket, not CBB related. Like making your own.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Depends on the state.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Cleet – here.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Maybe he took her out for a cheeseburger. But seriously, I thought she was only like 19 now. Oh well, whatever. She’s not my type.
/team fire crotch
March 14th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
no, that’s when you do a fake out and suddenly fist the pooper at the last second.
March 14th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
She was incredible in Cadillac Man.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Oh, if you just want a blank one with no teams or anything, here.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Hilarious
March 14th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Cleet- blank bracket
March 14th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Wasn’t she like 14 when that movie came out?
Dominique Swain was 14 when she remade Lolita with Jeremy Irons. Sure you’re not thinking of that?
March 14th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Much appreciated guys.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Come to think of it. I think In the Army Now was the end for Lori Petty, and the criminally underrated David Alan Grier.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Can’t breathe.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
@mantis: the trail of dead careers from Pauly Shore movies is long, and unforgiving.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
the criminally underrated David Alan Grier.
I don’t think I’ve ever enjoyed his presence in anything other than In Living Colour
March 14th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
I’ve never heard of that. I was thinking she was younger b/c I saw that teacher movie was dated 2006 and for some reason I was thinking she was only like 19 or 20 now.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever enjoyed his presence in anything other than In Living Colour
BLASPHEMY!!! He was unbelievable in JUMANJI!
March 14th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
I’ve never heard of that. I was thinking she was younger b/c I saw that teacher movie was dated 2006 and for some reason I was thinking she was only like 19 or 20 now.
Well then I feel sorry for you for never getting to experience an updated classic featuring an American girl sit uncomfortably on a much older Englishmen’s lap.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Hell. Even Tommy Davidson has the supporting role in Booty Call.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Me and my buddies watched Encino Man after Saturday’s insane drinking session. I was laughing my ass the whole time because of the awfulness. Megan Ward deserved better.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
I’ve never heard of that. I was thinking she was younger b/c I saw that teacher movie was dated 2006 and for some reason I was thinking she was only like 19 or 20 now.
I think she played a high-school cheerleader on that Awful TV show she was on.. perhaps that’s why you’re confused. Almost positive she’s in her mid-20′s though. Otherwise… a 19 y/o dating a huge 34 year old Ukrainian hockey player would be even more alarming.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever enjoyed his presence in anything other than In Living Colour
Jim Carrey was great on In Living Color as well.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
I felt dirty watching that movie.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Blank. Man.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Saw him do stand-up once. He was the opener for Dave Attell at a college show I went to. After he did the weasel, it was all downhill from there. Just a terrible act.
Attell was outstanding.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Might even more alarming seeing Boxer Vladimir Klitschko on ice skates…
March 14th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
There it is. That was a good movie.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
You beat me to it.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
wonder whatever happened to him…
March 14th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
wonder whatever happened to him…
He left what remained of his career Jenny McCarthy’s chin.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Might even more alarming seeing Boxer Vladimir Klitschko on ice skates…
Boxing.. hockey.. they’re pretty much the same. Sorry… I default to hockey anytime I see a Russian/Ukrainian-sounding name.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
She is 21.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Carla Gugino survived Son-In-Law, sadly Kelly Kapowski never got serious work again unless you think Fast Lane counts
March 14th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
I knew she was young!
March 14th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
if he just didn’t get all those vaccines he’d still be a star…
/that’s really mean, but i don’t like her.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
They wouldn’t meet until the Elite 8.
/got all the seeds down
//just working on getting it into a displayable bracket
March 14th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
It may have been the corniest fucking show ever, but I didn’t hate Fast Lane.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Cleet, if you had asked me 2 hours ago I saw a bar’s website that had a completely blank bracket. They just took it down and replaced it with ESPNs bracket. Sorry buddy.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Boxing.. hockey.. they’re pretty much the same.
GFY.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Only episode of Fast Lane I watched was thanks to the promise of TAT and Jaime Pressly getting close…it was okay
March 14th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
The fat ginger did pretty well, up untill he was in that national lampoon college flick with Tatyana Ali and Topenga.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
TAT is on White Collar now. She’s dealing with some post-baby weight, but she makes a fine looking soccer mom.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
She should’ve legally changed her name to Kelly Kapowski. That’s who she’ll always be to me.
March 14th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
No problem SG. I’m not too tech savy when it comes to this. Just trying to find one I can display with all the regions and seeds.
March 15th, 2011 at 1:44 AM
So I guess Hayden’s had, what, eleven servings of vegetables today?