Roundup: Kobe Screams Something at a Ref, Jared Sullinger Gets Hate Mail & Jennifer Lopez Wins
Athlete Wives, Baseball, College Basketball, College Football, High School Sports, NBA, NBA Draft, NFL, Video April 13th. 2011, 8:16am
Hayden Panettiere … Mississippi republicans are idiots … this is a writer at the top of his game … rodent causes power outage at Arizona State University … from the no-shit Sherlock file: “New study shows booze and drugs fuel sex for Island teens” …member of parliament fired for looking at porn in parliament … writer claims there is no male/female wage gap … that’s a great anniversary present … “Mother who had baby in car with mobile meth lab pleads guilty to felony” … police claim this couple brought their child on a crack delivery … People claims Jennifer Lopez is the ‘Most Beautiful Woman in the World’ … bloggers are suing the Huffington Post …
The hate mail Jared Sullinger gets is quite disturbing. [Twitter]
Jason Varitek is engaged to Nick Swisher’s ex-girlfriend. [Globe]
Mike Bianchi loves to fling stuff against a wall in hopes it sticks, and today, it’s UCF to the Big East! It makes sense! [Sentinel]
Kemba Walker declares for the NBA. Don’t see how he falls out of the Top 10. [Courant]
Frontline tackled high school football last night. [Wiz of Odds]
What’s with all these oblique injuries in baseball? [Times]
Joel Anthony has a pretty cool story to tell. [Miami Heat Index]
When I heard this was called “Trackman” I instantly thought of the “Scatman.” Trackman is much cooler. [SI]
Wouldn’t it be great if Ken Berger covered the Mavericks’ first-round series? Especially if it is against Portland, because the Blazers’ could pull the upset. [CBS Sports]
Tough time to be a Carolina sports fan after the Panthers went 2-14 and the Bobcats are lottery-bound. [Observer]
If you wait for the :35 mark, you’ll hear Kobe yell at the ref who gave him a technical foul, and then yell, “faggot.” [video via @Jose3030]
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April 13th, 2011 at 8:34 AM
lol.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:34 AM
If you saw what I’m paying for daycare, this wouldn’t seem so outrageous.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:36 AM
bad kobe. unless he knows something about that ref, he may be in trouble. will be interesting to see how this is handled by msm and blogosphere. not quite the same as catchcing him scream asshole!
April 13th, 2011 at 8:36 AM
When I heard this was called “Trackman” I instantly thought of the “Scatman.”
Ski bi di bi di do bap do bap
Do ba do bap
April 13th, 2011 at 8:37 AM
Wait, what? What could he know about the ref that would make this better?
April 13th, 2011 at 8:37 AM
st. bear it is crazy. how many you got going? i had three going for three days/wk for 750 bucks. that didn;t last long. now i have a babysitter come in 21 hours a week for a third of that. but you probably don;t work from home
April 13th, 2011 at 8:38 AM
CJ, did you watch the Brady show last night?
April 13th, 2011 at 8:41 AM
i had three going for three days/wk for 750 bucks
A week!? I don’t know how anyone making under 100K a year can afford to have more than 1 kid these days. But hey, if you’re on welfare, feel free to pop out 5 or 6!
April 13th, 2011 at 8:41 AM
A couple of things from this article:
The judge’s name who sentenced her is “McBain”.
In addition to the baby, this 20 year old meth-head also had a 5 year old child.
How did the boyfriend cook on the side of the road? My watching of Breaking Bad leads me to believe that the process is somewhat involved.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:42 AM
Was out, DVR’d it
April 13th, 2011 at 8:42 AM
I just have one, and luckily the place he goes is cheap ($225/week), but when we started looking around some of the prices were outrageous ($350/week and up).
April 13th, 2011 at 8:43 AM
fuck jennifer lopez. being beautiful is not a job, it’s what you get paid for because you suck at your REAL job, singing and acting.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
I thought she got paid for her ass
April 13th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
cj, after thinking about my answer — that the ref is gay– i realized there is no good answer.
and j-lo most beautiful? maybe in 2000. now she’s just an older lady who takes care of herself with the help of millions of dollars and an entourage
April 13th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
In her case it is. Ever notice how much make-up she wears? That’s got to be a chore.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:45 AM
750*52= $39,000 a year to send the kids to daycare.
Yikes, I don’t care how crazy my mother or mother-in-law is, but I’ll put up with just about anything to save 40 grand.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:45 AM
750*52= $39,000 a year to send the kids to daycare.
Yikes, I don’t care how crazy my mother or mother-in-law is, but I’ll put up with just about anything to save 40 grand.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:45 AM
Lollipop guild meeting?
April 13th, 2011 at 8:45 AM
her ass is too big and not attractive. yea, i said it.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:45 AM
I already knew Tawhmmy was great, ESPN didnt need to denigrate the careers of other guys to prove that point.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:45 AM
Only for the person whose job it is to apply J-Lo’s makeup. Not much of a job to sit in a makeup chair for an hour.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:46 AM
and j-lo most beautiful? maybe in 2000. now she’s just an older lady who takes care of herself with the help of millions of dollars and an entourage
She’s pretty smoking for someone over 40. But yeah, she’s not really talented other than having a pretty face and a nice ass.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:47 AM
j-lo is on my list of five people i would remove entirely from society’s consciousness if i had the power and ability.
if only i had that power and ability…if only.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:48 AM
Those daycare centers are outrageous in price. The in-home for my 2-year-old is $158 a week. That’s not too bad
April 13th, 2011 at 8:48 AM
j-lo is on my list of five people i would remove entirely from society’s consciousness if i had the power and ability.
Care to share the other 4?
April 13th, 2011 at 8:49 AM
Really Spencer? You couldn’t think of 5 better than her? I feel like theres about a dozen athletes alone that would go before her.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:50 AM
osama, zawahiri, celine dion and paul mccartney.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:50 AM
j-lo is on my list of five people i would remove entirely from society’s consciousness ….You couldn’t think of 5 better than her?
Cast of Jersey Shore?
April 13th, 2011 at 8:51 AM
It is partly tax-deductible, so there’s that.
/still haven’t done taxes
April 13th, 2011 at 8:51 AM
athletes don’t bother me that much because you’ll get cut or traded to cleveland if you suck.
i guess joakim noah would find his way on that list, but that’s only because of his personality, i do respect his game.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:51 AM
Laughable.
Kobe taking a page out of the Book of Spence.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:52 AM
You have no soul.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:52 AM
Well, a spot opened up a few years ago when Bo Schembecker died…
April 13th, 2011 at 8:54 AM
I already knew Tawhmmy was great, ESPN didnt need to denigrate the careers of other guys to prove that point.
yes it was special and very necessary for mariucci to eviscerate that small-school QB he had
scatman? best line from The Shining, in the freezer–”we got seven different kinds of what have you”
April 13th, 2011 at 8:54 AM
How dare they speak ill of the venerable Giovanni Carmazzi
April 13th, 2011 at 8:54 AM
did the porn surfing parliment member have on a wig while looking at pussy online?
April 13th, 2011 at 8:55 AM
Second kid came last week, and when the kids go back to in home day care it will be 250 a week. Not too bad really. Lady is a retired teacher and lives 4 doors down. basically got to see how things went there before we had kids.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:56 AM
This.
This.
and this.
Oh and also Pedroia, Youkilis, and Papelbon would all be liquidated.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
i think american government should adopt more silly customs. like all members of congress have to wear masks or something.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
If you wait for the :35 mark, you’ll hear Kobe yell at the ref who gave him a technical foul, and then yell, “faggot.”
i didn’t know joe smith was on the lakers.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
What if you had all of my love and I gave you all my trust?
April 13th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
I have no issue with those four, especially McCartney. I hate the fucking Beatles.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
Who is apparently now a yoga farmer with several goats.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:59 AM
Jason Varitek is engaged to Nick Swisher’s ex-girlfriend.
Wonder if Swisher will take a page out of Sean Avery’s book and drop the “sloppy seconds” line.
Also, I’m pretty sure Nick Swisher has out-kicked his coverage more than any baseball player since Brad Penny.
April 13th, 2011 at 8:59 AM
/high fives mantis
April 13th, 2011 at 8:59 AM
Like superhero Halloween masks? That would be badass.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:00 AM
That’s my jam!
April 13th, 2011 at 9:00 AM
christallmighty celine dion is the fucking worst.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:00 AM
Jersey girls that like the Yankees love Swisher. It’s uncanny.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:01 AM
John Lennon couldn’t sing that well
April 13th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Whose isn’t it? The cover to that album was pants-tightening.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Jersey girls are attracted to dickheads, its not that uncanny
April 13th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
like all members of congress have to wear masks or something.
Colbert and Stewart clowning on that Republican Congressman who blatantly lied on the house floor and then had his office release a statement later explaining that “what he said was not intended to be factually correct” was great. Christ, politicians make my skin crawl.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
speaking of colbert and jon kyl…
April 13th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
How dare they speak ill of the venerable Giovanni Carmazzi
that was fucking brutal. That guy got raked over the coals. The worst was that other Michigan guy who went to Browns camp and immediately knew every QB they had sucked donkey balls.
Who is apparently now a yoga farmer with several goats.
I was up super, duper early this morning (thanks Nolan) and was reading comments on PFT I was so bored. One of them said that Carmazzi used to have 11 goats, until Tom Brady found out he was flourishing as a goat farmer. Now Carmazzi only has 5 goats, and declined to be interviewed.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
and frankly, i got that sense too from reading the excerpt. i thought he was just generalizing and shit, cuz i say stuff like that all the time that isn’t an honest recital of a statistic.
then i talked to my roommate who watched and i guess it wasn’t like that at all. i have no idea tho.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
The Joel Anthony story is nuts. Crazy Canadians.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
Seriously, fuck that guy. And Jim Druckenmiller….and Tim Rattay….and Nate Davis….and Ken Dorsey….
April 13th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
do the Bobcats really have any fans though? And the Panthers’ future will be bright with Clausen at QB
/Cause they’ll be in position to draft Luck again next year.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
I’m fairly certain that some states just shouldn’t have been allowed back in to the Union after the Civil War.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
when does he not complain?
April 13th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
then i talked to my roommate who watched and i guess it wasn’t like that at all.
he watched what CSpan, or Daily Show? I saw Daily Show, but they only showed excerpts.
And seriously, you can just call him your boyfriend. We all already know.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
and frankly, i got that sense too from reading the excerpt. i thought he was just generalizing and shit, cuz i say stuff like that all the time that isn’t an honest recital of a statistic.
then i talked to my roommate who watched and i guess it wasn’t like that at all. i have no idea tho.
Just makes you wonder how many other guys just use complete bullshit in their speeches to make their point and don’t get called out on it though. Also, if you want to feel even more slimy about politicians, read the article about how Boehner was handing out bribes to Tobacco company lobbyists ON THE HOUSE FLOOR back in the day.
America! FUCK YEAH!
April 13th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
#notintendedtobeafactualstatement reminds me of our old “/not confirmed by me”
April 13th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
when does he not complain?
on Friday when the paychecks come in. That mf’er is rich.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
Wow, you were bored. Hopefully you didn’t lose too many brain cells over there
April 13th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
All 5 of them when college bball is not involved.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
i mean, it’s not like you rotate your torso during the swing or anything…
April 13th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
on Friday when the paychecks come in. That mf’er is rich.
Doesn’t he get helicoptered in to home games just so he doesn’t have to sit in traffic? I think he lives in Newport Beach or some other place that would take forever to get downtown from; so he just has a helicopter pick him up.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
I see nothing wrong with this.
/spits
April 13th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
dirt…cspan and fuck you.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
Yeah, he has that option. From what I’ve read, it’s one of three things. The choppper, a hotel room, or one of his exotic Italian sports cars.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
dirt…cspan and fuck you.
your boyfriend is a policy wonk.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
a) i agree with jersey in comment 70
b) i already feel slimy as shit about politicians. that said, if i really felt motivated to make a change, id consider putting more effort into my life. instead, im content to ride the wave and thank god that while our politicians are slimy, unethical assholes, at least we’re not in a situation like bahrain or syria.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
but they only showed excerpts.
Perhaps they only showed excerpts that hammered their point home a little better… but the “what he said was not intended to be factually correct” press release DID happen and was the point of the whole piece. How can someone say that and be taken seriously?
April 13th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
dirt…yep and fuck you.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
Wow, you were bored. Hopefully you didn’t lose too many brain cells over there
I was interested in seeing some other opinions of the documentary, specifically the crying part, once it was shown in context.
His dad came off like a jerk, for sure.
And I hope Bill Belichick retires soon, and just works for NFL Films, talking about football candidly. He’s really good at that.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
Speaking of Hayden…
April 13th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
That’s gotta be redundant.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
absolutely. he’d make a great 3rd wheel next to jaws on MNF.
/really, i just want gruden to coach the pats so he trades brady and carries 6 6th round QB’s on the roster.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
b) i already feel slimy as shit about politicians. that said, if i really felt motivated to make a change, id consider putting more effort into my life. instead, im content to ride the wave and thank god that while our politicians are slimy, unethical assholes, at least we’re not in a situation like bahrain or syria.
I’m right with you there. I’m content to ride the wave until I feel like they do something that takes away something I would consider a basic human right. Everybody has to pay taxes, and yes they suck; but at least we’re allowed to say and write how much they suck. Now, if I were a gay guy and they were telling me I couldn’t get married; I would be all kinds of pissed.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
Also, if you want to feel even more slimy about politicians, read the article about how Boehner was handing out bribes to Tobacco company lobbyists ON THE HOUSE FLOOR back in the day.
they all suck balls for money. all of them. worthless piles of hammered shit.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
How can someone say that and be taken seriously?
I think less than 10 years ago Coburn from Oklahoma said on the Senate Floor that the Weather Channel dreamed up the concept of global warming to drum up TV ratings for their channel, because you follow the money trail.
I’m sure every single congressman (on both sides) has said something. This one was egregiously wrong, and really vindictive, discounting a free medical clinic as a place where they only do abortions. But it’s not the first. He’s getting understandably excoriated, and I don’t mind at all.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
Didn’t watch. How did that come out in the end?
April 13th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
/really, i just want gruden to coach the pats so he trades brady and carries 6 6th round QB’s on the roster.
i just hope gruden to not be on MNF. he is BAD.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Doesn’t he get helicoptered in to home games just so he doesn’t have to sit in traffic?
that’s a righteous spend
April 13th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
He did the pregame show during the super bowl a few years back, and I was blown away of how good he was on tv. He actually had a personality.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
it’s kind of refreshing, actually.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
That’s just a weird couple right there.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Didn’t watch. How did that come out in the end?
well, he was telling the story of not getting drafted, and talking about his parents having to keep him calm. I guess he was remembering how badly he lost it on that day. But it came after 55 minutes of being put on a pedestal.
As an excerpted clip, it looked kinda cheesy, but in the whole context, not so much. He got choked up thinking back to a time when he was probably breaking a bunch of his parents things, and bawling, while his parents just let him be angry and comforted him.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
That’s just a weird couple right there.
I’d hate to be the dude to tap that right after they break up. Klitschko must absolutely destroy her in the sack.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
this is kinda sad…the bmw (formerly the western open), a chicago staple for like a half century, is moving to denver.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
He was asking for it.
/John Steigerwald’d
April 13th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
What a faggot.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
He actually had a personality.
hey mantis, here’s 50k, can you pep it up a bit?
April 13th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Seriously, who wants to see a remake of this?
Fuck Hollywood.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
why does the crow deserve a remake? if your going to do a movie in that vein, do a GOOD spawn or punisher, or make the fucking deadpool movie, damnit.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Why are people so damn lazy?
April 13th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Suppose you have to settle for flairs and ducks on the downside of your career.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
well, he was telling the story of not getting drafted, and talking about his parents having to keep him calm. I guess he was remembering how badly he lost it on that day. But it came after 55 minutes of being put on a pedestal.
As an excerpted clip, it looked kinda cheesy, but in the whole context, not so much. He got choked up thinking back to a time when he was probably breaking a bunch of his parents things, and bawling, while his parents just let him be angry and comforted him.
Was Brady expected to go as a high draft pick? I was always under the assumption that he was a 6th rounder who was more or less drafted where everyone expected him to be drafted. But I can’t really remember the 2000 draft or the hype leading up to it that well.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Maybe someone shouldn’t have shown up to the predraft workouts soggy.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
spence i have some pretty good memories of the western. none of them involve humid fucking weather, or parking, even as a press member
April 13th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
they are going to make the deadpool movie.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
Bradley Cooper is going to play the Crow? That’s like Val Kilmer playing Batman.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
What a faggot.
They really didn’t dog Pennington, which I appreciated. The conveniently left out the fact that Bledsoe won the Pats a playoff game during that first SB run, and they never even mentioned Adam Vinatieri’s two amazing kicks in the tuck rule game.
They glossed over a lot of teammate stuff to do their icon thing with Brady. Also, no clip of Belichick saying he couldn’t believe they won the Superbowl with that team.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Seriously, fuck that guy. And Jim Druckenmiller….and Tim Rattay….and Nate Davis….and Ken Dorsey….
Damn we drafted some shitty quarterbacks.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Why are people so damn lazy?
Being lazy pays in Hollywood. The population as a collective whole is too dumb to appreciate any original ideas anymore.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Yeah, RR said he plans do it. I just want it to be badass and not as terrible as the fucking Wolverine movie.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
i think part of it is all the shitty QB’s who went before him and that he was a productive passer in a pro-style offense at michigan.
and while i appreciate the chip on his shoulder, playing the underdog card is lame when you can hire a sports psychologist in fucking college. he aint warren moon, now.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Was Brady expected to go as a high draft pick?
he, his family and agent were hoping 2nd round, thinking realistically third. But no, because he didn’t really “measure” up to the ideal.
And his combine video is the stuff of legend.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Just saw a preview for Showtime’s Hardknocks style show featuring the baseball Giants. That has to be good.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
damn you Jersey. a little piece of me dies every time I think of her with that captain caveman looking mf’er.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
i thought it was dead in the water since reynolds signed onto the green latern.
ryan reynolds is PERFECT for deadpool too. just wish they didn’t fuck up the character in the wolverine movie.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
He was a good college quarterback but I don’t remember anyone having much expectations of him going into the draft and when he did get picked I remember thinking “Oh, good for him” and then not giving it any more thought…when he was made the starter then I just assumed that was it for the Pats season, oops
April 13th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
i think part of it is all the shitty QB’s who went before him
oh, man did Spergeon Wynn get crushed. 47.2 percent completion during a losing season at SW Texas State as a senior, picked before Tom Brady.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
TBL, Where’s the outrage from you about Kobe? If that was KG (or any Celtic) you would be calling for him to be suspended immediately.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
spence i have some pretty good memories of the western. none of them involve humid fucking weather, or parking, even as a press member
Were they seriously bitching about humid weather in Chicago? The midwest has some of th nicest summer weather in the country. Sure it can get a little humid every now and then, but the average high in August is like 80 degrees! What a bunch of pussies.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
I never could really find her all that terribly attractive because of how little she is. I sat through 4 seasons of Heroes, too. Kristin Bell was the better choice from that series. Not an Ali Larter fan, either.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Seriously, you can go eat a grundle sandwich if you thought Dorsey was going to come into the league and be a superstar. Furthermore, the rest of the dumspter juice shit show the Niners called a team when he got the opportunity to start didn’t give any QB much of a chance to succeed.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
This is why I’m so down on Congress – it wouldn’t matter how much blood and sweat I put into exposing the hypocrisy in all the candidates. I could find evidence of lobbysists depositing money directly into a candidate’s bank account for a vote but I can’t do anything to prevent stupid people from voting for him or her.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
also…was the brady interview supposed to change people’s opinions of him? i mean, he’s been around so long and is so established, it’s not like that interview would sway someone one way or the other.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Seriously, who wants to see a remake of this?
that soundtrack back in the day was badass.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Got David Terrell a nice rookie contract from the Bears!
April 13th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
VICTORRRRRR!!!!!!
April 13th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
eat a grundle sandwich
potbelly’s version of this is pretty good with hot peppers
April 13th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Last I checked, he said he and the studios don’t have a problem with him playing both characters. I could write the Deadpool movie. Easily. Just ignore all that shit from the Origins movie.
Just know, it would be an hour and a half of Deadpool just shooting people and slicing people with katanas while making some stupid yo momma jokes every 5 minutes.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
also…was the brady interview supposed to change people’s opinions of him? i mean, he’s been around so long and is so established, it’s not like that interview would sway someone one way or the other.
I think he just used it as a coming out party for his new fake hair line.
/dude’s totally bald under that wig
April 13th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
So did everyone, until Mo Lewis changed the course of history.
/I assumed the Pats season was done when they lost to the Bengals in week 1
//The Pats had sucked really bad the last couple seasons before 01
April 13th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
member of parliament fired for looking at porn in parliament
The party this guy belongs just pushed for tough anti-pornography laws. They are going to drop the hammer on him.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
because they know people will get all dressed up for the premier and look like idiots standing outside in the rain just to see a crappy movie remake?
April 13th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
I liked the Wolverine movie, granted Deadpool was shite in it, but the movie was very enjoyable. X3, on the other hand, was absolute shit.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
I think we are all just content that christmas came early in the form of Bynums knee.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
He and Anthony Thomas put in their one good season and then went into witness protection. Michigan and Oklahoma kids… DO NOT WANT.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
The party this guy belongs just pushed for tough anti-pornography laws. They are going to drop the hammer on him.
What? A hypocritical politician?! I don’t know if I’ll be able to sleep tonight.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
im not seeing a downside to this at all.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
In addition to the Kyl rant, Colbert’s bit about the dude on Fox Morning Show saying you can go get a papsmear at Walgreen’s was gold Jerry, GOLD!
April 13th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
Sigh.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
yesterday’s interview with the mythbusters dudes was fucking hysterical.
“i can disprove evolution…put a mouse in a glass of water and put a plate on the top of it. come back in 30 minutes…is the mouse a dolphin? no.”
April 13th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
From Tom Brady’s Wikipedia:
“Ironically, even though the Patriots drafted a future superstar in the next to last round, the class of 2000 was a mediocre vintage for quarterbacks: aside from Brady, only Chad Pennington developed into a first-rate pro quarterback as well as Pro Bowler Marc Bulger.”
Marc Bulger was a pro-bowler?!
April 13th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
Give me a month, I’ll have a spec script for you.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
it would be an hour and a half of Deadpool just shooting people and slicing people with katanas while making some stupid yo momma jokes every 5 minutes.
Hope they really dive into his origin (cancer/Weapon X program).
April 13th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
Still haven’t seen it cause I heard they fucked up Gambit, my favorite of all the X-Men. Plus all the testimonials about how shitty the rest of the movie was too.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
SC gets it. Though, how you sat through 4 seasons is unknown. They lost me after 3, and actually should have bailed after 2.
Unfortunately…..all of this is true. What a miserable 10 years we’ve had.
/hopes no one mentions the previous 20 before that
April 13th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Agreed on this. Kristin Bell is vastly under rated.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
multiple times, and he won the Pro Bowl MVP 1 year.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Oh anyone can be a pro bowler, half the league ends up being probowlers after all the dropouts
April 13th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
Were they seriously bitching about humid weather in Chicago? The midwest has some of th nicest summer weather in the country. Sure it can get a little humid every now and then, but the average high in August is like 80 degrees! What a bunch of pussies.
they weren;t, i was and am. high heat and high humidity ruin any day not spent by the pool. and the July 4th weekend in the Midwest can be brutal, you jungle cat
April 13th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
He posted some sick numbers for a while. then it all went to shit.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
That 2003-2006 stretch happened where he was living the dream in that system…I use this as one my arguments for why Kurt Warner shouldn’t be in the Hall of Fame
April 13th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
Tory Holt, Isaac Bruce and Marshall Faulk can make even the most average turd sandwich look tasty.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
He had one or two good seasons before that O-line went to shit, right? Just after Warner left the Rams.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
Kristin Bell was the better choice from that series.
Kristen Bell really gets it done for me. She’s in the big leagues for sure. Hayden is just Triple-A material.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
OK, bitches, one minute and 30 seconds until I win me some awesome, old timey toy tractors.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
So badass, they couldn’t even put him in the cartoon series.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
I never watched a minute of that show, and without a quick google search I wouldn’t be able to pick the other two out of a lineup, which isn’t meant to discredit them by any means, but it also wouldn’t stop me from spinning Hayden like a top.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
His system was about as good as Rodgers is now.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Marc Bulger was a pro-bowler?!
several times, i think. But honestly, as many as 11 QBs have made the pro bowl in a single season before.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
I didn’t mind Kilmer playing Batman. Better than Clooney was
April 13th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Wow. Epic Wednesday, brah.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Kristin and Hayden are both too short/flat chested for me
April 13th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
The Joel Anthony story is nuts. Crazy Canadians.
Excellent read. Have to root for a self made guy.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Netflix and being unemployed for a stretch. The 4th season was terrible, the third was bad. One and two were entertaining.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
they weren;t, i was and am. high heat and high humidity ruin any day not spent by the pool. and the July 4th weekend in the Midwest can be brutal, you jungle cat
Sorry man, anyone complaining about Midwest summers being too hot is a pussy in my book. The last 2 summers I lived up there it failed to break 90 at all.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
I call bullshit on Belichick saying they were going to go with Brady over Bledsoe at the beginning of the 2001 season, if only Brady had had more experience. Not with that contract, they weren’t.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
/high fives YYSA
April 13th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
His system was about as good as Rodgers is now.
Go fuck a tree.
/Belt’d
April 13th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Actually I think it was the new unis.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Oh lord it was awful. Gambit was always my favorite too and they had him wearing a purple silk shirt.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
I wouldn’t be able to pick the other two out of a lineup,
if you don’t know who Kristin Bell is, I don’t know what to tell you, boss.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Taylor Kitsch, not so good at the acting.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
The Peter/Sylar “showdown” at the end of the first season should have been tremendous, seeing as how the basically planned the whole season around it. It wasn’t.
Season 2 would have been fine if someone would have shot Hiro in the face. He was Screech level annoying.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Should have seen that coming, you’re like a machine…although the system wasn’t winning the Super Bowl with ol’ greybeard under center
April 13th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
I don’t care what he does, I will gladly watch RR.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
I sat through 4 seasons of Heroes, too
Geez! After the debacle that was that truncated season 2, I bailed on that sinking ship. It had lots of set-up, never delivered on anything and the characters mostly sucked.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
I call bullshit on Belichick saying they were going to go with Brady over Bledsoe at the beginning of the 2001 season, if only Brady had had more experience. Not with that contract, they weren’t.
what I heard was “I hated Bledsoe”
April 13th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Wow. Epic Wednesday, brah.
they’re mine now. It is you who are teh suck.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Here’s another from Bell’s back-side.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Bulger had some nice years before he became Mr. Glass.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Well you shouldn’t throw stones at other Superbowl MVP’s
April 13th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
My favorite Belichick clip is the “Ugh. I can’t stand it. Run it again” from Brady’s rookie camp. Reminds me of the one from Manning’s rookie camp where right after he lets a pass go he just yelps, “Nooooo.”
April 13th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Dear lord.
/grabs loose change from pocket
/bounces off ass
April 13th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
I still can’t get over the fact that ScarJo would rather fuck Sean Penn than Ryan Reynolds.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Agreed. Season 1 finale if they had money would’ve been awesome had they actually did some cool power displays. Season 2 was ok, Season 3 was really bad, and then I gave up two epiodes into Season 4.
They should’ve had the director just read the comics or watch the 90′s cartoon series.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Kristen Bell was a joy to watch during her 2 episode arc in Deadwood. Damn you Cy Tolliver.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Who took the shot at Aaron Rodgers? +1 KO loss to the Detroit Lions.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
That 2003-2006 stretch happened where he was living the dream in that system…I use this as one my arguments for why Kurt Warner shouldn’t be in the Hall of Fame
those arguments aren’t going to work. The HOF voting is very, very QB friendly. They’re the ones who actually possess win/loss records, and they have so very many stats to compare.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
did anyone see norm macdonald’s show last night? it was pretty damn solid
April 13th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
That Veronica Mars is one piece of ace
April 13th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
I still can’t get over the fact that ScarJo would rather fuck Sean Penn than Ryan Reynolds.
I think she’s rather fuck Sean Penn than be just another one of the chicks Ryan Reynolds was fucking.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
recorded it… looking forward to watching it
April 13th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
I imagine Penn makes love in the same manner as his reaction to finding out his daughter was killed in Mystic River.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
yeah the 1st season had so much promise, but it was obvious they had no idea where they were going or what they were doing. I got through 2.5 seasons
April 13th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Sean Penn’s dick is apparently the MVP this year.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
YAAAAOOOOOOWWWWWWZAH!
How did I forget about this?
April 13th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Kristen Bell was a joy to watch during her 2 episode arc in Deadwood. Damn you Cy Tolliver.
Cocksucker. That was one of the most jarring scenes in that series. Him beating the shit out of her pretty little face; then straight up shooting her and feeding her to the pigs.
/Would not have liked living on the Western frontier circa 1848.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
I thought it was decent, liked the opening Weekend Update-esque segment the best and the Blake Griffin bit was funny…will keep it in the rotation for now, seems to have more legs than the Onion one
April 13th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
His character from Mystic River having sex with Halle Berry’s from Monster’s Ball would certainly be interesting.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
I think she’s rather fuck Sean Penn than be just another one of the chicks Ryan Reynolds was fucking.
From everything I heard she was the one that wasn’t committed. He is older and wanted to settle down.
/ashamed that I know this
April 13th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
lol
April 13th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
Despite the age difference, I think I’d rather have Sandra Bullock than Scarjo. Boobies ain’t everything.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
whoa, she was in Deadwood? did not know that.
/fucking cocksucker
April 13th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
I can’t be the only one that finds this shocking, right?
April 13th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
I was watching that episode last month, and it took me a while to figure out who it was. I wish she got naked.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Exhibit A in the women are stupid argument. How many times do you hear us say “really, that guy? That hot chick is with that guy?“. Almost never the other way around. Women. Dumb.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
fixed*
April 13th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
The fuck? No way jose.
April 13th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
BTW, I still go Mila Kunis > Kristen Bell.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
Despite the age difference, I think I’d rather have Sandra Bullock than Scarjo.
wow, thats bold. have a bag of steel cut oats on hand, and bullock will be yours for sure.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
Despite the age difference, I think I’d rather have Sandra Bullock than Scarjo. Boobies ain’t everything.
giant natural boobies like that are probably pretty saggy at this point, unless she’s getting a lot of surgery to keep them sitting up high.
I think Sandra Bullock is 50ish though. She is into skinhead types, so there’s a chance.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
Then why get married. She could of just kept having sex with him.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
Well duh, Scarjo’s rocking a gut now
April 13th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Yea Forgetting Sarah Marshall really hammered this home.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
People claims Jennifer Lopez is the ‘Most Beautiful Woman in the World’
Is this 2002?
April 13th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Jersey gets it.
Nice t-shirt to the beach. Bet he wears socks with his sandals too.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
blarg.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
How many times do you hear us say “really, that guy? That hot chick is with that guy?“.
in every sit-com, rom-com and dramedy ever made. Very, very occasionally in real life though.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
This many times over. Mila in Forgetting Sarah Marshall was insanely hot.
/Mila’s in my top 5
April 13th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
whoa, she was in Deadwood? did not know that.
/fucking cocksucker
She and her brother were con-artists. She played an innocent orphan forced into prostitution, then tried to rob Tolliver. In reality she wasn’t innocent at all. Cy worked them over pretty good in the end. Anything have less dignity than getting fed to pigs?
April 13th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
For reals?
April 13th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Now it makes sense. The ref told Kobe he wasn’t a fan of Ali Larter, then Kobe called him out.
Totally with Kobe in this case
April 13th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
fan of both, but Bell has more bikini pics at this point in time, so I have to give her the nod.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Norm’s new show gets its own post, no? Came in with tepid expectations and found myself smiling, if not laughing for all 30 minutes. 50% solid jokes, 50% classic Norm…I’m in.
“no, if I wanted the blowjob to end all blow jobs I would have asked, I just want a chicken breast sandwich.”
April 13th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Mila Kunis > everyone in Hollywood. She might’ve passed Anne Hathaway for me even.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
I remember now….that was a great show.
Fuck you John From Cincinnati. You robbed us of another Deadwood season.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
I don’t think so. I see it way often in real life.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Spencer – just watched that Mythbusters interview with Stephen Colbert. The thing with the dog was crazy!!
April 13th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
/Team Blonde
April 13th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
The world would probably wobble off it’s axis for those 5 minutes.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
She might be preggers with Sean Penn’s kid after not wanting to have babies with RR. Stupid woman.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
I have no problem with this.
ok, I remember this now. I had no idea who she was at the time though. and yes, she should have gotten naked.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
I don’t think so. I see it way often in real life.
I’m with you Jersey. I see guys out-kicking their coverage quite a bit. But I see hot chicks with douchebags even more. Which just furthers the point that most women are dumb.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Perhaps she is trying to limit the number of Canadians.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Didn’t know that.
ScarJo just dropped a few points in my book. Kind of like Jamie Pressley when she was banging Kid Rock.
Bitches ain’t nothin’ but ho’s and tricks…….
April 13th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Money…..its a gas.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
That got an audible LOL from me.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Says the guy who thinks Salita “horseface” Ebanks is hot.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Money…..its a gas.
Yeah.. but that’s more with older men. I see guys my age that don’t have a ton of money with girls out of their stratosphere. I rarely see a girl with a guy who’s much better looking that she is.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
its, its, its
April 13th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
She might be preggers with Sean Penn’s kid after not wanting to have babies with RR
And humanity is allowed to avoid the next step in its development.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Fuck you John From Cincinnati. You robbed us of another Deadwood season.
that was one weird, stupid show.
/I don’t know Butchie, instead
April 13th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
tits tits tits
April 13th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
I see that a lot in college though too. If you got a mouthpiece and the confidence to go with it, there’s some hot chick willing to fuck you, somewhere, no matter what you look like. Also alcohol helps.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Oh, you are a dirty, chotchy whore.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
The buzz cut is aerodynamic. People seem to be obsessed with the fact I buzz my hair. I never get any big nose cracks, it’s always just the hair. Even the estimable Mike Freeman made a “joke” about my haircut. That one did cut, I won’t lie.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
She denied she was pregnant, and claims to be in the best shape of her life. Im trying to make sense of that jogging picture from yesterday then. I guess it could just be the shirt.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
This is also very true, but just funnels into Jersey’s original statement…. Women. Dumb.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
what in the fuck is this? Again proving Jersey’s point.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
Oh, fuck Mike Freeman. And don’t worry about the haters. For us people without magnificent wonderful locks, team bald is the way to go.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Consider the source.
April 13th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
I imagine Penn makes love in the same manner as his reaction to finding out his daughter was killed in Mystic River.
Glorious. Made my morning.
I think Hayden is hot. And yes, I would take her over Kristen Bell. Mila tops them both, though. And how is ScarJo looking these days? Hasn’t she lost some of her titty weight?
/Hopes Kobe gets CRUSHED by national media
//Waits to see hopes dashed