This is Texas Longhorns’ baseball manager Augie Garrido in various states of freaking out. Language is really NSFW. He chews out umpires, his team, his wife – no one is safe from the venom of Augie Garrido. I’m so inspired right now. I’m going to go hit the batting cages for a half-hour, then scream at birds in the parking lot until I pass out. [Hot Clicks via Spence]