Hayden Panettiere & Wladimir Klitschko Broke Up
1-liner, Athletes and Celebrities May 12th. 2011, 1:10pm
Hayden Panettiere & Wladimir Klitschko: The gigantic boxer and the diminutive actress have broken up, according to People Magazine.We’ve been blogging about them since they took that first vacation together over New Year’s last January. Then they went to Germany. And then they appeared everywhere together for the next 14 months, including just two months ago at some dinner. Klitschko told Us Weekly their relationship fell apart due to busy travel schedules: “It’s not that easy to manage a relationship between two continents.”

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May 12th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
Did it feel weird to type this sentence out?
May 12th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
not really
May 12th, 2011 at 1:16 PM
I liked her as Amanda Knox
May 12th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
She does not look like she is of this planet in the photo on the right.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
So that aired already? How did that movie slant?
May 12th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
I liked her as Coach Yost’s Daughter
/With no Fetch or Sanders who’s the go-to here for the pedo meme anymore?
May 12th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
So, do you think she should go after a short guy now CJ? Someone in the 5’3″ range perhaps?
May 12th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
I was fully expecting a still pictured montage.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
I can’t look at these two next to one another and not imagine the impaling that must have taken place during that relationship.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
No idea. I will keep a lookout for borderline pedo comments now.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
She kinda looks like a bobblehead in the first picture.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
Hopkins calls out McNabb and this is the boxing post we get for the month.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
do you think klitschko said “i vill break you” before they had “relations”?
May 12th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
She was great as a fish out of water in Bring it On: All of Nothing
May 12th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
if she dies, she dies.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
do you think klitschko said “i vill break you” before they had “relations”?
“if she dies, she dies”
May 12th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
+1 Living in America grandiose entrance
May 12th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
*or Nothing, but actually, I prefer the typo
May 12th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Kinda painted the Italian police in a bad light, that they went after her and didnt look into anyone else. But then they portrayed Amanda as a ditsy, aloof, uncaring young girl. Basically left it up in the air.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
I DO HER FOR ME!!!!!
May 12th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
OK, I don’t like to tattle on people but I honestly feel like I have no choice. My coworker has been on the phone for THREE HOURS making personal calls. And when I say “three hours” I truly mean talking for three full hours. She’s yapping and laughing so loudly that I have to wear head phones just to tune her out! Any time someone walks up to my desk, they scare the shit out of me because they have to tap me on the shoulder to get my attention. I can’t take it anymore. The only time I get any peace is when she gets up to go to the bathroom or eats her lunch.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
OK, I don’t like to tattle on people but I honestly feel like I have no choice. My coworker has been on the phone for THREE HOURS making personal calls. And when I say “three hours” I truly mean talking for three full hours. She’s yapping and laughing so loudly that I have to wear head phones just to tune her out! Any time someone walks up to my desk, they scare the shit out of me because they have to tap me on the shoulder to get my attention. I can’t take it anymore. The only time I get any peace is when she gets up to go to the bathroom or eats her lunch.
Have you tried to talk to her yourself and tell her to take it easy with the personal calls? that it’s distracting to your work? A little guilt trip goes a long way.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
OK, I don’t like to tattle on people but I honestly feel like I have no choice. My coworker has been on the phone for THREE HOURS making personal calls. And when I say “three hours” I truly mean talking for three full hours. She’s yapping and laughing so loudly that I have to wear head phones just to tune her out! Any time someone walks up to my desk, they scare the shit out of me because they have to tap me on the shoulder to get my attention. I can’t take it anymore. The only time I get any peace is when she gets up to go to the bathroom or eats her lunch.
tell her to shut the fuck up or walk over and hang up the phone for her. sack upu.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
SG is she using her office phone for the personal calls? Next time she goes to the bathrrom, put a Post-it on her phone that says “For work related calls only”
May 12th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
She’s really odd looking, in an ‘I want to fuck her’ way.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
You should come in real early tomorrow SG and put Icy-Hot on her phone receiver. That’ll learn her.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
Hopkins calls out McNabb and this is the boxing post we get for the month.
relax. there will be a one liner about it as soon as somebody sends TBL a link, and five minutes later that one liner will get covered up by a Ty Duffy BCS = Bad story.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
I did this…but it read “You wear too much perfume.”
May 12th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
You need to counter with your own phone antics like Larry David did in the restaurant.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Already did that and it didn’t do anything. I don’t really have a good way of describing the office dynamic here. Trying to reason with people doesn’t work because they just take it as you talking down to them. And if you’re a peer, they don’t respect you because they do the whole, “Who says you can tell me what to do? You’re not my boss!” thing. It’s like I’m in highschool.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Next time she goes to the bathrrom, put a Post-it on her phone that says “For work related calls only”
I did this…but it read “You wear too much perfume.”
My sister wears too much, people think she’s a whore…
May 12th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
/21st century hyena’d?
May 12th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
OMG. She just came back from lunch and she’s on her cell phone. Who the fuck wants to talk to her so goddamn much?! It’s not like she has anything news worthy to talk about since all she does is sit on the phone during the day!!!
May 12th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Considering the um….size difference I think hey may have said it during
May 12th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Already did that and it didn’t do anything. I don’t really have a good way of describing the office dynamic here. Trying to reason with people doesn’t work because they just take it as you talking down to them. And if you’re a peer, they don’t respect you because they do the whole, “Who says you can tell me what to do? You’re not my boss!” thing. It’s like I’m in highschool.
Then I think it’s time for the confrontation. You gotta freak out when she is on the phone. Make sure everyone is nearby and call her out on being on the phone 3 hours.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Maybe she’s talking about this devastating Panettiere/Klitschko breakup.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Are you Wayne from Saving Silverman?
May 12th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
HA! That episode was fantastic.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
Gold: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI3I9NTHtAQ
May 12th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Larry David Restaurant linkage.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
She needs to dial down the adjustment on her make-up gun.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
You got a hearty laugh out of me on that one.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
Fantastic movie.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
My sister wears too much, people think she’s a whore…
Are you Wayne from Saving Silverman?
I was going for Charlie Sheen from Ferris Bueller
May 12th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
Or maybe she knew this guy. Then wouldnt we all feel like dicks.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
We were all just having some fun, then CJ had to bust out the ol’ Sad Trombone and crap on everything.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Just send her an email politely asking her to shut the fuck up…if she ignores you then cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war
May 12th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
And Miyam Bialik thrown in at the end for good measure. Magnifique.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
I don’t know. I heard Rich Rodriguez commented on Tractor Traylor’s death.
May 12th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
psst…..it’s dogs
May 12th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
I’m fairly certain there’s no way she’s talking about him due to the amounts of laughter during her conversation.
May 12th, 2011 at 2:00 PM
I’m on a rampage HawkEye!
May 12th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
I’m fairly certain there’s no way she’s talking about him due to the amounts of laughter during her conversation.
you really only have two choices, I think. #1: Ignore it (and remain happy to be working, since you were only recently not working and not at all happy about it)
#2: Kick this chick square in the pussy. Beat her vapid ass down and smash her phone.
There is no in between.
May 12th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
the hogs of war
seriously, assholes, watch Hogs Gone Wild. Just fast forward to when the dogs are fighting the pigs. It’s awesome.
May 12th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
Murdering in cold blood aside, I find Amanda Knox to be very, very attractive.
May 12th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Murdering in cold blood aside, I find Amanda Knox to be very, very attractive.
I’m partial to the girl who is on trial for murdering her daughter in Jacksonville, Casey Anthony I believe her name is — we should have a criminal roundup week.
May 12th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Murdering in cold blood aside, I find Amanda Knox to be very, very attractive.
I can go down to a trendy bar in Calgary and point out 10 girls better looking than her.
May 12th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
I can go down to a trendy bar in Calgary and point out 10 girls better looking than her.
Ha. Well, in my world, there are plenty of exit ramps between “very attractive” and “jaw droppingly” hot.
May 12th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
“Jaw-droppingly” hot is something this guy reserves for Victoria’s Secret Models, and Kate Upton look-alikes.
May 12th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
Someone take me to Calgary….
May 12th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
man Clay, that was pretty negative