John Elway Wants Punk Rock Band to Change Its Name
NFL May 30th. 2011, 4:30pm
A Fort Collins, Colorado punk rock band that “usually plays for about 30 people in various basements” changed its name from “10-4 Eleanor” to “Elway” last year. Apparently, John Elway didn’t like a small-time punk band using his last name, so representatives for Elway sent a letter to the band requesting that they change the name.
Of course, the band has now gone public with this information, and is getting way more publicity than they ever would have received from making something out of this. They have said that they are not changing the name. Good for them, I guess. I mean, it’s a dumb name for a band, but there are lots of dumb names for bands, and lots of bands have been named after people who weren’t in the band. I think they have a pretty good case that they don’t have to change the name since no one owns a last name and Elway hasn’t put out any records I’m aware of, well, unless they put horse teeth on the cover art. Then, the balancing test shifts.
If changing the name to Elway and the publicity of Elway not liking it makes them a few extra bucks so they can buy beer when they come through St. Louis and Kansas City this summer, have at it.
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May 30th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Dear John Elway,
There are plenty of bands that include the names of people. You should worry about your crappy football team instead of some guys living on ramen and beer.
May 30th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Of course, the band has now gone public with this information, and is getting way more publicity than they ever would have received from making something out of this.
Exactly.
Also, Fuck Elway.
/sorry, Tristan.
May 30th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Mookie Blaylock
May 30th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
If it gets to that point, I don’t see how a lawsuit against the bad would have much, um, teeth.
May 30th, 2011 at 5:44 PM
ooops…band not bad
May 30th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
I hear he also want the commenter I’m a Horse to change his name.
May 30th, 2011 at 5:49 PM
Mookie Blaylock
Winner. +1 “garden of stone”
May 30th, 2011 at 6:07 PM
I’ve also received letters from William Shatner asking me to stop. Not to stop commenting but to stop being such a fucking idiot.
May 30th, 2011 at 6:19 PM
Well that was excellent.
May 30th, 2011 at 7:34 PM
Who better to name your band after?
May 30th, 2011 at 7:53 PM
Another lacrosse national championship for the Virginia Cavalier. Wahoo Wah motherfuckers.
May 30th, 2011 at 7:56 PM
Cavaliers*
May 30th, 2011 at 7:58 PM
Elway’s album cover would look something like this.
May 30th, 2011 at 8:03 PM
It should have a picture of Terrell Davis carrying John Elway.
May 30th, 2011 at 8:58 PM
This. One of the greatest bands of all time.
Fuck the sweater vest. He is hoping this gets pushed under the rug. Doing this on a holiday is bush league.
May 30th, 2011 at 9:17 PM
Hey dan wheeler, you suck. All you had to do was get one out, not give up more runs.
May 30th, 2011 at 9:20 PM
SI’s investigation on tressel is now posted
May 30th, 2011 at 9:21 PM
here’s the link
May 30th, 2011 at 9:37 PM
Damning article. Wow
May 30th, 2011 at 9:58 PM
They should change their band’s name to Horse-Faced Dick Hole and see if he sends a follow-up Cease & Desist.
May 30th, 2011 at 10:18 PM
Good article, nothing mind blowing. I cant really get worked up over tats for a jersey, but Tressel has to be the adult and put a stop to it when it becomes obvious. I did like this quote:
“In the morning he would read the Bible with another coach. Then, in the afternoon, he would go out and cheat kids who had probably saved up money from mowing lawns to buy those raffle tickets. That’s Jim Tressel.”
May 30th, 2011 at 10:24 PM
the SI article is only the beginning. IRS is investigating over tax evasion on the cars, and pryor and his ‘mentor’ are under the microscope big-time. OSU tried hard to distance themselves from tressel and let him take the fall for this, but the ncaa is still gonna weigh in…much to the chagrin of all the osu fans here who continue to insist this was only about a few tattoos….
May 30th, 2011 at 10:32 PM
well, tomorrow should be fun. starting to wonder if maybe OSU doesn’t get Urban Meyer because the punishment from the NCAA will be severe.
May 30th, 2011 at 10:45 PM
Terrelle Pryor showed up to a team meeting tonight in a 350Z with temporary tags on it. High fucking comedy.
May 30th, 2011 at 10:51 PM
Please let there be a picture of this.
May 30th, 2011 at 11:31 PM
i need there to come out of all this eventually a pic of Tressel with a tat
May 31st, 2011 at 11:37 AM
Here’s a suggested set list : “Horse with No Name”, “Wild Horses”, and “I’m Sure Lucky Terrell Davis Came Around to Help Me Shed That Loses the Big One Label”
May 31st, 2011 at 12:48 PM
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