Here’s Michelle Beadle and Regis Philbin Talking About Internet Porn
ESPN, Video June 16th. 2011, 11:30amMichelle Beadle co-hosted Regis & Kelly this morning, and strangely, the topic turned to internet porn.
Regis: I suppose you check out the porn?
Beadle: Are we allowed to even talk about that?
Regis: That’s what ruining this country! The porn on internet! I can’t believe what I see there!
Beadle: I can’t believe Regis Philbin just asked if I watch porn on the internet, this is the greatest day of my life!
Regis: Let’s get an honest answer …
Beadle: Have I ever looked at it?
Regis: Yeah.
Beadle: Yes. I didn’t enjoy it. It’s freakish.
I’d say this exchange – coupled with Jim Carrey being In-Living-Color-hilarious as usual – topped her appearance on Letterman last year. More likely next step for Beadle: Ellen’s talk show or a cameo in whatever’s next from the Apatow posse?
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June 16th, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer my sports-attractive broads to stay on sports-related shows.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:37 AM
If I were forced to marry a woman, Beads is number 1 on my list
June 16th, 2011 at 11:37 AM
I hear she’s into pegging.
/not confirmed by me.
//do NOT google pegging.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:37 AM
What a strange set of posts this morning.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:37 AM
At least she is much more human than Kelly Ripa.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:38 AM
go on…
June 16th, 2011 at 11:38 AM
It’s ruining the country! Let me go check this out!
June 16th, 2011 at 11:38 AM
At least she is much more human than Kelly Ripa.
There’s something about Kelly Ripa in those Electrolux commercials that really angers me. I can’t explain it.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:39 AM
Kelly Ripa looks like they took a healthy woman and put her in a giant food dehydrator for a week
Curious what “freakish” porn it was she was watching
June 16th, 2011 at 11:39 AM
Youtube is blocked here, and I still know exactly how Regis Philbin said every one of those sentences.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:40 AM
I’m hearing this was a not-so-subtle dig at the hotel slut Erin Andrews.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Yum, makes me want to buy stock in Fiskars.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Because she tries to make it look like she is just a normal housewife struggling to get the everyday stuff done. Oh, and that us average people could afford those appliances.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Kelly Ripa would be so beautiful with like 10-20 more pounds
June 16th, 2011 at 11:41 AM
I hear she’s into pegging.
/not confirmed by me.
//do NOT google pegging.
Too late. She probably uses the end of a hockey stick for Barns.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:42 AM
Boo this man
June 16th, 2011 at 11:42 AM
It was a save, the audience sunk to her response of “yes”
June 16th, 2011 at 11:42 AM
if i ever get into ugly girls, i will be all over beadle
June 16th, 2011 at 11:42 AM
OH MY GOD I GOOGLED PEGGING.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:43 AM
haha. and Genie.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:44 AM
OH MY GOD I GOOGLED PEGGING.
I fucking warned you. Once you see something on the internet, you can’t unsee it.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:45 AM
The IT morality gestapo should be along shortly.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:45 AM
This. Though with a plus personality and plus body, she gets some leeway.
Also, how come no one is mentioning that Regis is basically a skeevy old man who can’t help himself at the sight of a new woman he hasn’t yet creeped out.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:45 AM
Can someone just explain what pegging is?
June 16th, 2011 at 11:46 AM
Things not to google:
Lemon Party
Goatse
Stoma-fucking
Pictures of Donatella Versace
June 16th, 2011 at 11:46 AM
Can someone just explain what pegging is?
I’ll let Urban Dictionary handle this one: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pegging
June 16th, 2011 at 11:47 AM
Woman wears strap on and makes sex in the man’s balloon knot
June 16th, 2011 at 11:47 AM
Haha. It does not matter what kind of warnings are thrown out…curiosity reigns supreme.
Don’t ever google kids in the sandbox
seriously don’t
someone will
June 16th, 2011 at 11:47 AM
Can someone just explain what pegging is?
Woman uses a strap-on to buttfuck a guy.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:47 AM
No, dont link it. Just tell me. I dont want that on my internet history.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:47 AM
I made the same mistake Spencer did. It’s when a chick bangs a dude with a strap on. That seems incredibly painful.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
it’s seriously taking everything I have to not google this right now.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
Vapid blonde media types discussing porn in vague terms > Stanley Cup game 7
June 16th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
Well then. Not as bad as I thought.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
Banging your dude with a strap-on.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
Good thing tons of stuff is blocked at work. I’m curious about pegging. I hope I forgot by this evening when I’m in front of my laptop.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
Don’t ever google kids in the sandbox
seriously don’t
someone will
I did, I and threw up in my mouth.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
I thought pegging was another term for tight rolling your jeans ala 80′s fashion.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
yep, no need anymore.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
*and I
June 16th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Yowza, but who am I to judge what two consenting adults do…play on playa
June 16th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
I laughed hysterically at the Wikipedia picture of it.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
That’s it? Good lord do you people overreact to the dumbest shit.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:50 AM
You are correct
June 16th, 2011 at 11:50 AM
Meatspin
June 16th, 2011 at 11:50 AM
Huh, Wikipedia credits Dan Savage for creating the term, hadn’t heard that one before…still not nearly as impressive as what he and his readers did to Rick Santorum
June 16th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
fuck. I am no longer curious about pegging. That is disturbing.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
great post.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen on the internet and I don’t even need video. The text is enough.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Well then. Not as bad as I thought.
That’s it? Good lord do you people overreact to the dumbest shit.
The ladies here are kinky.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
What’t the one video — I think it’s called “3 men and a hammer”? That’s a video of 3 guys murdering a dude in the woods with a hammer. Some scandanavian country I believe, I saw it on Reddit and refused to click it.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
What the hell are kids in the sandbox?
You kids and your lingo these days.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:54 AM
No, dont link it. Just tell me. I dont want that on my internet history.
Wish I would have thought about this before clicking the link. The employer’s going to love that.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:54 AM
Me neither. Thank you google.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:54 AM
I’m gonna need a definition on this one too.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
BUT THAT WOULD RUIN THE TRUTH AND SANCTITY OF THE INSTITUTION OF MARRIAGE~!!!
June 16th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
I counter all this grossness with bobcat kittens!
June 16th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
Look what you’ve startd, ms621.
Also, where did you hear this?
June 16th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
/vomits
June 16th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
Just look up what a stoma is. You’ll put two and two together. Then regret it for the rest of your life.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:56 AM
no you don’t. trust me…you don’t want to know.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:56 AM
Peggings great for when you are constipated.
/zach and miri’d
June 16th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Thanks for the link to the Bottled Water Drive.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
What kind of people comment here and know these things?
This kind
June 16th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Yeah I think I’ll pass on all of this.
/makes big air circle with finger
June 16th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Can this result in triggering a gag reflex?
June 16th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Haha — CakeFarts is gross, but also hilarious. I reccommend it actually, quite funny. It’s a woman in a kitchen farting on a chocloate cake, great stuff.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
At this point I’m just glad the US Open is on. Something peaceful to watch.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:59 AM
I’ll leave it to the reader to research what Mung is on their own
June 16th, 2011 at 11:59 AM
Remember that time TBL started censoring all those Team America references, but all this disgusting porn lingo is just fine.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:00 PM
Look what you’ve startd, ms621.
/sits back.
//pours drink
///enjoys the carnage.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:00 PM
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 16th, 2011 at 12:00 PM
Was this where the Brazilian porn discussion was started? By Tampa I think? Or was that another perverse location I surf on the internet?
June 16th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mubCkCAEiDQ
I made over $5,000,000 by placing tiny classified ads in newspapers all over the country!!!
FU, Don LaPre…looks like the scumbag is finally heading to jail.
http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2011/06/15/Greatest-Vitamin-in-the-World-owner-Donald-Lapre-indicted/UPI-38751308177019/
June 16th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
2 Girls 1 cup is another obvious one
June 16th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
I don’t know what to say……
June 16th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
You’ll never be able to burn that image from your mind.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
After scrolling through the comments, I’m ready for more Heat posts.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Here’s those “hipster commentariat” types cleaning up the streets of Vancouver.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Oops. Sorry… it was supposed to take you to the story right before that about a bobcat mom and her four adorable kittens.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
dont sell yourself short, judge, you’re a tremendous slouch.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:03 PM
I’m just trying to figure out how I’m gonna eat lunch in a half an hour now.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:03 PM
And really I didn’t “start” anything. Porn is in the title of the post. At some point, someone on here was going to bring up some disgusting act they’ve witnessed, accidentally or otherwise, on the internet.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:04 PM
Just googled pegging. I didn’t know everybody’s favorite Soprano’s character was Ralph Cifaretto.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:04 PM
You’ll never be able to burn that image from your mind.
It’s like the JFK assassination for our generation. You know exactly where you were when you saw it.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:04 PM
These are the types of threads that spawn Sparty Justice.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:04 PM
2 Girls 1 cup is another obvious one
that is heinousity on a grand scale.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:04 PM
/Puts on poncho
June 16th, 2011 at 12:04 PM
As a matter of fact….I do. FML.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
Sa’ll good. How about a cute puppy?
June 16th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
I’ve also never seen 2 Girls 1 Cup. Once I was told what was involved, I knew that was something I didn’t want to be a part of. Like being a Packer fan.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
/pours one out
//for Sparty and the Archives
June 16th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
It was more disturbing that anyone would want to bang Janice Soprano than anything Ralph was into…thankfully the producers kept all the intimate scenes between here a Bacala off screen
June 16th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
I learned about some of this stuff from a certain drunken Joe Namath website that had a fetish bracket a year or 2 ago. I ain’t posting the link.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:06 PM
Still never seen 2 Girls 1 Cup, and still dont even know the details involved.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Janice Soprano. What a cunt.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Animals to ease the tensions?
Sure, here’s a few more.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
I’d rather watch the snuff film from ’8MM’
June 16th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Same here. Let’s make a pact to keep it that way.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Still never seen 2 Girls 1 Cup, and still dont even know the details involved.
Two girls drink diarhea shit out of one cup. That’s as far as I made it. Four Girls Finger Paint is far superior.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
id like to bang meadow soprano if that makes any difference…
June 16th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
It was more disturbing that anyone would want to bang Janice Soprano than anything Ralph was into…thankfully the producers kept all the intimate scenes between here a Bacala off screen
Richie Aprile banged her as well.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
THE FUCK KIND OF SICK FETISH IS THIS?!?!?!!?
June 16th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
one of my favorite movies.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Still never seen 2 Girls 1 Cup, and still dont even know the details involved.
I’m pretty sure there is a wiki page that explains it without the gruesome visuals. I would google it, but I like to be employed.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Fuck you
June 16th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Oh, Nick P……
June 16th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
Janice Soprano made me like the Rolling Stones a little less thanks to the tattoo
June 16th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
stuff from a certain drunken Joe Namath website that had a fetish bracket a year or 2 ago
and I sh’ant say who won
June 16th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
id like to bang meadow soprano if that makes any difference…
But would you let her bang you?
June 16th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
The response from this city right now is interesting – different from previous instances. Lots of anger, lots of rallying (like this clean up) and lots of backlash against the rioters.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
CJ, Tosh did it on one of his shows, but he shows the audience reaction instead. Pretty funny.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
na…i consider the butthole to be off limits for both sides. i call my balloon knot the DMZ.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
/pours one out for the halcyon days of this site when a link to porn would get you banned
June 16th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Four Girls Finger Paint is far superior.
What is this one?
June 16th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Do I get to bang her after?
June 16th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
I think they could have done better on the name. How about Air Bisquakes.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
At least we weren’t subjected to Vito Spatafore doing anything but kissing a wayward motorcyclist. Well, that was that scene in the construction parking lot, but I’ve drank that one from memory for the most part.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
The chick Tony stole from Ralphie during the “Pie-O-My” episodes was an absolute fox.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
/leaves for lunch before getting too grossed out to eat
June 16th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
and I sh’ant say who won
Good, because that was pretty fucking gross.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
I stepped into this thread, looked around with widened eyes, and slowly tiptoed backwards out the door.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
This post has proven once again that not all knowledge is good knowledge
/still have looked up most of the terms anyway out of curiosity
June 16th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Hell no. This thread is like walking into a house during a scary movie and the door slams shut behind you and won’t open.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
I guess you’re right considering I’m still here and I read every comment.
/WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME??!?
June 16th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
CJ, Tosh did it on one of his shows, but he shows the audience reaction instead. Pretty funny.
I’m still traumatized by last week’s episode which showed a guy videotaping himself while wearing a dress and fellating a dildo in a hotel room…only to have a maid walk in on him.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:15 PM
This thread has offered many potential fantasy football team names though.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:15 PM
Four Girls Finger Paint is far superior.
What is this one?
I’m pretty sure I know what it is without googling
June 16th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
It’s the jaaaaaackiiiiiiiiiiiit
June 16th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
racist against those who want to have sex with a stoma!!! he’s against stoma-sex parters getting married!!!
June 16th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
That was fucked up. Surprised no one here linked the picture of him with Fuck the Jets painted on his body during the most recent show.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
The libertarian in me says the guy was just doing what made him happy and no one was getting hurt so no need to be traumatized…live and let live
And besides, that nude old man giving sensual massages with the udder nipples was far more terrifying
June 16th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Yeah, that really topped things off after watching the guy break his leg in half.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
stoma-n the range.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
international stoma pancakes.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
This porn discussion combined with the headless beadle on the front page could fill three hours of a feminine studies class.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
This is very true, though I can’t bring myself to go through the comments again for some ideas.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
Haha.
PeggingPeyPey
June 16th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
The libertarian in me says the guy was just doing what made him happy and no one was getting hurt so no need to be traumatized…live and let live
I agree, live and let live. But don’t fucking record it with video. And it had audio as well and the slurping sounds were loud. I haven’t been able to drink out of a water bottle since.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
I prefer the fantasy baseball team Two Burrells One Cup.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
I’m going to have nightmares tonight about Stoma’s
June 16th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Peter Stomare Fucking
June 16th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
FuckingPetersStomare
June 16th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Four Girls Finger Paint is far superior.
What is this one?
Four girls use shit to paint on themselves. Artistically and thematically, a superior video to 2 Girls 1 Cup. This uses four girls and no cups. Only their fingers.
/heads to Jimmy Johns.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
stoma stoma stoma stoma, stoma chameleon!!!!!!!!!
June 16th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
TOMMY HAS RETURNED TO GLORY!!!!!!!!!
June 16th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
Hay… what’s up everyb….
/glances through thread
Uhm… gotta go.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
So this is still the active post I see.
/heads back to Urban Dictionary to find other fetishes.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
“EAT SHIT AND DIE, LUAWGO! YOU WERE-AH OW-AHH FRENCH JETAH!”
LOL.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
I wish someone would have given my the Tyrion Lannister treatment before I came in to this thread.
No, that’s not code for some sick fetish.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Take it easy.
/Olbermann’d
June 16th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
i like victimless fetishes like mopery, exposing yourself to the blind.
/they can’t be victims if they can’t see it, ya hurd?
June 16th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
When you get back we can discuss which is the proper definition of the Alabama Hot Pocket
June 16th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
you wish you were a midget outcast by your powerful family?
June 16th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
stoma stoma stoma stoma, stoma chameleon!!!!!!!!!
Almost choked on my food. Well played!
June 16th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Sweet Jesus, what the hell happened in here.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
So the Game 7 post was given 10 minutes, yet this thing is left out there for over an hour?
June 16th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
I like to think another post hasn’t gone up because we’ve all disgusted TBL, CRM, Hernia, and Lisk so much that they had to take an hour break away from the site.
/Duffy’s into some of this though I bet.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
/vomits
June 16th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Sweet Jesus, what the hell happened in here.
One of the more epic TBL posts is what happened.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
ESPN doesn’t cover hockey. They just employ people that date former players who (allegedly) beat their wives. Priorities.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
I’m just glad I had my Long John Silver’s right before I came into the lions den.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
I bet Duffy has uses a chindo.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
Y’all recreated the Brazilian porn post?
June 16th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
ESPN doesn’t cover hockey. They just employ people that date former players who (allegedly) beat their wives. Priorities.
Barry Melrose dated himself and then beat his wife? She must have hidden the hair gel.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Supposed to be a thing about how the employee casually talks about porn with a famous New Yorker on a morning talk show in there. But I got too excited and hit submit rather quickly.
Premature commentulation. Sorry about that.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
you haven’t lived until you’ve left a steaming sphincterian embroidery on a village wench’s breast. a paradigm shit, if you will.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
you haven’t lived until you’ve left a steaming sphincterian embroidery on a village wench’s breast. a paradigm shit, if you will.
+however many days it’s been since Michigan won something.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
Sometimes, when history is made, you just know.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
Tell me you got hush puppies. Now describe them in detail. We don’t have LJS here any more. The only thing I liked was hush puppies but damn did I enjoy them. Kinda like the chicken rings at White Castle.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
Oh…and me english ain’t good
June 16th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
you belted that one into the cheap seats.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
And since the Stanley Cup was just hoisted last night, I think this video can accurately paint a picture of this thread.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
NEW POST PLEASE
June 16th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Hey SC, I just figured out who started the riots here last night – it’s that guy in the Leafs jersey I told you about. Sure sign of an agitator.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Hush puppies are the shit.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Hush puppies are the shit.
They are, but I refuse to believe that people here live in such places where the only suitable seafood restaurant is a Long John Silvers.
/seafood snob
//grew up on the Gulf Coast.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Your talking about food, right?
June 16th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
+ 1967
June 16th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
I learned that Toledo is only part of Ohio because the Ohesians won the Toledo war against the Michiganians, and that’s why Ohio has a slated Northern border. I also learned that Ohio was missing their “birth certificate,” until Roosevelt (it was late, kinda forget who exactly) hastily signed the paperwork in the 50′s.
/How the states got their shapes’d
June 16th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
you haven’t lived until you’ve left a steaming sphincterian embroidery on a village wench’s breast. a paradigm shit, if you will.
Quite possibly one of the funniest lines I’ll read today. Spencer’s on fucking fire today!
June 16th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
my favorite fish is the fileto fish.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
slated of course should have been slanted
June 16th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
RAAAAAATIIIIINGS
June 16th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
I also learned that Ohio was missing their “birth certificate,” until Roosevelt (it was late, kinda forget who exactly) hastily signed the paperwork in the 50′s.
Gonna have to mark off for your presidential math on that one. If it was the ’50s, you’re either off by 5-15 years or by over 40.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
“i like victimless fetishes like mopery, exposing yourself to the blind.”
Chicken Cutlet. Have sex on the beach, finish on the girl, then roll her in the sand.
It’s almost innocent, yet cracks me up every time.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
I have some beach front property I would love to sell you in Arizona.
/LJS still sucks
/as does red lobster (not their biscuits though)
June 16th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
That’s why I put the notation in parentheses, it was around midnight when I was watching it, lol
June 16th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
I have some beach front property I would love to sell you in Arizona.
I guess it’s because I’ve never lived more than a few hours from the ocean, and seafood restaurants are everywhere in southeast Texas, but are there really places where the only seafood choice is LJS?
June 16th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
BWAHAHAHA!!!
is it a chicken parm when she’s on her period?
June 16th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
“is it a chicken parm when she’s on her period?”
/puts finger on nose
June 16th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
I haven’t had LJS in a looooooooong time, and it was 5 min away from my work area. Diarrhea be damned, I enjoyed the chicken and hush puppies.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
It was a Doug Gilmour jersey though, so maybe he was alright. Such a strange site at an SCF game though.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
If you hadn’t put the disclaimer on this, I would have e-mailed ESPN to remove your trade machine privileges while simultaneously making sure you get saddled with Gilbert Arenas’ contract.
NOBODY fucks with de biscuits, mehn.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
Not that I know of. There are plenty of seafood places here that are okay. I spent 3 years in downtown Seattle so I have become much more critical of good seafood. But I dont think people that go to LJS are really thinking seafood. It is fast food. I don’t consider Taco Bell mexican food.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
/vomits
//laughs
///vomits
June 16th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
But I dont think people that go to LJS are really thinking seafood. It is fast food. I don’t consider Taco Bell mexican food.
Good point.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
I don’t know what’s worse, pegging or docking? Quite the thread though, guys.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
What’s the name of the famous market that HR directors across the country now show the video of in orientations?
June 16th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Pike Place Market. Where they throw the fish. Cool place.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Yeah, I want to check that place out at some point. Have a college buddy that works for a real estate company in Seattle. I’ll make it there eventually.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
“but are there really places where the only seafood choice is LJS?”
If there’s a LJS, there’s probably a Red Lobster nearby.
/not that that’s much better
//seafood snob as well
June 16th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
Pikes place. I use to have lunch at a little hole in the wall place there 3 times a week. Fucking awesome.
June 16th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
Seattle’s a pretty fun place, love visiting there. Second best city in the Pacific Northwest.
June 16th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
Portland, Seattle and Vancouver are all wonderful cities. I am hoping to move back to the NW in the next couple of years.
June 16th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
The economies have managed to weather the storm in Seattle and Vancouver at least (don’t know about Portland) so there’s still jobs and opportunities to be had around here.
June 16th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
Urban Dictionary has its own rather interesting take on this move.
This thread had me laughing to start my afternoon. Good job all involved!
June 16th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Portland has the 3rd highest unemployment in the country last I heard. My sister lived there for 3 years. Eventually moved back to Brooklyn. She loved the setting, just couldn’t get by financially.
June 16th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
since JayV brought up Don Lapre, here is the single greatest infomercial of all time. It’s the same scam, but on another level completely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqG7t2Mhreg&feature=related
June 16th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
I can’t believe half of you guys have never heard of pegging. Who here doesn’t read Savage Love?
June 16th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Dirt, do you listen to his podcasts? at times, awkwardly hilarious
June 16th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
Docking by a long shot. That’s just gross
June 16th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
Dirt, do you listen to his podcasts? at times, awkwardly hilarious
no, but a long time ago, Savage Love was the coolest thing you could find on the internet (well, that and Fark), and that way you didn’t have to carry around a stupid Village Voice.
June 16th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
This has been one of the best threads in a long time.
June 16th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
This thread was almost as good as when we all learned about the Blumpkin
/RIP Archives
June 16th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
Like a damn Vancouver Riot up in here.
June 16th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Well this was unexpected.
June 19th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
Regis is a dirty old man.