Video: Dick Enberg Says, “Bloody Blue Balls at Wimbledon” and Chris Evert Wisely Passes on a Reponse
Media Gossip/Musings, Tennis, Video June 22nd. 2011, 11:13amChris Evert provided an announcing moment that will be tough to top this Wimbledon when she simply said, “I’ll leave that one alone.”
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June 22nd, 2011 at 11:20 AM
lollercaust.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:21 AM
Chris Evert gives me blue balls.
/first
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:21 AM
I have a feeling if anyone brought this type of stuff up to Dick at a meeting he would give the Uncle Leo defense.
“I’m an old man, I’m confused!”
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:22 AM
Enberg’s last Wimbledon. It’ll be nice to have him on all the Padres telecasts next season though.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:25 AM
Enberg: “get bloody blue balls”
Evert: “a quick release usually will take care of that…”
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:25 AM
One of the best. Really like the Brewers announcers, but found myself switching to the away broadcasts whenever the Padres, Mets or Dodgers(Scully) were on. Great storytellers all.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:25 AM
He was just commenting on Martina Navratilova’s inability to get laid.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:26 AM
Ohhh My
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:27 AM
Chris Evert sounds like she knows her way around a penis.
/Swanson’d
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:27 AM
Blue balls are a myth.
You leave Dick Enberg alone. He’s a nice man!
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:28 AM
/Cocks head
What?
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:28 AM
Completely false
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:29 AM
/waits for explanation
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:29 AM
so to speak
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:30 AM
/pulls up a chair
//opens a box of Ritz bitz sandwiches
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Like female orgasm myth or moon landing myth?
/need clarification
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:33 AM
This. SC (I think) brought it up yesterday, but we gotta get him one more World Series game. I feel like that has a better chance to happen than the Dodgers making the playoffs…
Bikini Wax > Blue Balls
/Gary McCord
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Cheese or peanut butter?
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:34 AM
Not that I’d turn down peanut butter, but given the choice I gotta go with cheese
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:34 AM
Blue balls are a myth.
Ha. This is funny. Because it’s not true.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:34 AM
I question your decision making
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:35 AM
try running a 5k after a night out with a chick thinking you are getting laid but don’t and then kindly report back to me.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:36 AM
But yes, I am also waiting for this blue balls explanation. It exists.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:36 AM
As the great Lloyd Christmas once said, “I can’t stop once I start, it stings.”
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:36 AM
Spoken like someone who doesn’t have balls
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:37 AM
Still waiting for an explanation.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:38 AM
I don’t get a hat tip or anything for this?
http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2011/06/22/nba-draft-rumors-spurs-dangling-tony-parker-to-trade-up-for-whom/#comment-1343113
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:38 AM
I think every guy just adjusted in their chair thinking about a swollen nutsack, too. I know I did.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:38 AM
Much like man’s inability to poop and pee at the same time.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:39 AM
Women weaken legs
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:39 AM
Only a woman would say such a falsity.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:40 AM
im sorry, i couldn’t hear the rest of what enberg was saying because venus williams was screaming at the top of her lungs after every shot.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:40 AM
I guess SG just wanted to poke the fire ant hill with a stick and run off.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:40 AM
I’m equally perplexed by SG’s asseration that “blue balls are a myth.”
Do we need to describe the feeling to you?
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:41 AM
Still waiting for an explanation.
blue balls are a myth in sportsgal’s world, because she gives it up easy.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:42 AM
KLove on DP Show talking about the trade rumor. He seems like a cool guy. Well-spoken, good conversation, smart.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:42 AM
I guess SG just wanted to poke the fire ant hill with a stick and run off.
The commenting version of causing blue balls.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:42 AM
I found this SCF recap amusing. Don’t care if it’s been linked, but it’s funny, amusing, and a good use of 5 minutes of my time.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:43 AM
Well-spoken, good conversation, smart.
kevin love is black?
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:43 AM
I’ve never had this happen, and from the sounds of it, I’m lucky.
Any match involving Sharapova, Venus or Schiavone makes me want to kill someone. If two of the three are on the same court the Armageddon would be a welcome sight.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:43 AM
Only black players are allowed to be well spoken. Adjective fail.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:44 AM
FWIW, Kyrie Irving was on earlier and was equally as good interview.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:46 AM
Only black players are allowed to be well spoken. Adjective fail.
rusty’s got quick twitch commenting muscles.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:47 AM
i don’t understand it…it’s completely forced.
but frankly, im still more offended that an asshole on the level of serena williams continues to be allowed to participate in a sport she obviously couldn’t give a shit less about.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:48 AM
Peanut butter FTW
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:48 AM
Love’s got a lot of Kevin McHale in his game. Maybe even a little Bill Laimbeer.
He absolutely does not have any Dennis Rodman, though.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:49 AM
She looked like she cared yesterday. I think the last year may have changed her outlook on tennis. Or at least I hope it did.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:50 AM
Enberg and Fowler both said Mardy Fish was the top ranked American in the men’s draw. Not once, but twice. Someone may want to hand them a clue.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:50 AM
I agree. Sometimes I wonder if I’ve got a peanut butter addiction. I just sit there and eat it out of the jar with a spoon.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:51 AM
Certifiably crazy? I’m, OK with that
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:51 AM
/standing ovation
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Methinks you should get a clue. Fish is ranked higher than Roddick, but Wimbledon uses their own system for seeding, and past results matter a lot.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Enberg and Fowler both said Mardy Fish was the top ranked American in the men’s draw. Not once, but twice. Someone may want to hand them a clue.
dude, there’s a difference between a ranking and a seeding. Roddick is seeded higher, but Fish has a higher ATP ranking.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:54 AM
to their credit, they are probably already predicting Roddicks upcoming third round “upset”.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:55 AM
I’m with you on this one. Cheese is the best.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:58 AM
It’s actually spelled Serpnis Williams.
June 22nd, 2011 at 11:58 AM
I like my Ritz crackers to be full sized, with a tomato slice, some cracked black pepper and some salt.
June 22nd, 2011 at 12:00 PM
Club crackers > ritz
June 22nd, 2011 at 12:01 PM
I like sociables. Especially when they’re covered in Wisconsin extra sharp cheddar cheese and summer sausage. Mmmmmm.
June 22nd, 2011 at 12:02 PM
/standing ovation
That was pretty well done. I hope it inspires Steven Kyler to write a Kaiser Permanente post
June 22nd, 2011 at 12:03 PM
I know that, but they said he was the top ranked player in the DRAW. He’s not. Roddick is and I know Wimbledon has their own goofy seeding system. You can’t use one ranking and use the other when it suits you. If Roddick gets to the quarters he passes Fish anyway in the rankings unless Fish gets to the semis.
June 22nd, 2011 at 12:05 PM
Methinks you should get a clue.
You forgot to ask for his PayPal and/or mailing address
June 22nd, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Are we pretending now that you never said blue balls are a myth?
June 22nd, 2011 at 12:10 PM
I’ve been to dinner with Enberg. I was shocked to hear him swearing like a sailor and telling dirty jokes. I’m pretty sure he knew what he was saying with the blue balls comment.
June 22nd, 2011 at 12:19 PM
I know that, but they said he was the top ranked player in the DRAW. He’s not. Roddick is and I know Wimbledon has their own goofy seeding system. You can’t use one ranking and use the other when it suits you. If Roddick gets to the quarters he passes Fish anyway in the rankings unless Fish gets to the semis.
sorry dude, you were wrong.
The top ranked American player in the DRAW has a lower seeding than another American player in the draw. Seedings and rankings are different.
June 22nd, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Silence = Yes