Kid Dances To Thriller At Safeco
Baseball, Video July 8th. 2011, 12:11pmHere’s a child dancing to Thriller at a recent Mariners game. Obviously, the kid takes lessons. The question is, did someone from the Mariners put him there to dance or was he just cutting loose between classes?
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July 8th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
Know how I know you’re gay?
July 8th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
There is a 100% chance he was a plant.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
My sis is a commercial dancer in LA, lots of straight male dancers. And they clean up.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
He’s mine! I own him and all his subsidiary rights!
July 8th, 2011 at 12:21 PM
Judges award him a 8.5. Not bad kid. I need more hand gestures though for a higher score. Embarrassing story to Thriller is I had to perform that dance in the marching band in high school for a halftime show. Yep, I was in the band. Do your worst.
Query: Chick-Fil-A is offering free lunch (inclusive of peach milkshake) if you show up to the Chicago location dressed as a cow. I have an old cow Halloween costume. What say you?
July 8th, 2011 at 12:21 PM
Swag bro, swag! It’s over!
July 8th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
The kid is not a plant, he scores horrible on originality and in technical skills.
//Bruno from DWTS
July 8th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
Better get mooooo-ving
July 8th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Query: Chick-Fil-A is offering free lunch (inclusive of peach milkshake) if you show up to the Chicago location dressed as a cow. I have an old cow Halloween costume. What say you?
Chick-Fil-a is overrated. Not worth the trouble.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
It’s obviously a plant…but still cool for the kid.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Never understood why Michael Jackson’s music is considered great.
/puts in Motorhead
July 8th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Boo this man
July 8th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Compared to what other fast food chicken?
July 8th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Judges award him a 8.5. Not bad kid. I need more hand gestures though for a higher score. Embarrassing story to Thriller is I had to perform that dance in the marching band in high school for a halftime show. Yep, I was in the band. Do your worst.
you are a very trusting individual
July 8th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Query: Chick-Fil-A is offering free lunch (inclusive of peach milkshake) if you show up to the Chicago location dressed as a cow. I have an old cow Halloween costume. What say you?
Chick-Fil-a is overrated. Not worth the trouble.
I second this assertion. Chik-Fil-A is nothing special.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
/puts in History Album
//has incredible rest of afternoon jamming to King of Pop
July 8th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Compared to what other fast food chicken?
Wendy’s. I wouldn’t walk into Wendy’s wearing a costume either though.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
I don’t think the kid was a plant either. Seattle is a very eccentric city. I’m basing that assertion entirely off of Lauren Belfoy.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
/prints up 50 black circles
/applies rubber cement
/slaps on overweight coworkers
/herds them to chick-fil-a
July 8th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
That’s absurd.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Just for that… Better hurry SC, if miss out on the deal it would be udderly disappointing.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
I think my favorite fast food chicken sandwich is the original from Burger King
July 8th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
Wendy’s Hamburgers are criminally underrated. They are delicious.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Ha. I was one back when I was 7 or 8. Need to find the family scrapbook to dig up those embarrassing pictures.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Wendy’s. I wouldn’t walk into Wendy’s wearing a costume either though.
That’s absurd.
That I prefer Wendy’s chicken to Chick-Fil-a? Or that I don’t have the same taste in food as you do? They’re both just chicken sandwiches. I prefer Wendy’s though. Enjoy your soggy-bunned chicken sandwich from Chick-Fil-A though.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Chick-fil-a >>>>>> any other fast-food place that sells chicken.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
So you think a camera man spotted a kid, who was already on a platform, before the music started (with a hat and hoodie on used in the routine)…who just happened to have an awesome Thriller routine ready to go…and then that song just happened to come on at that moment?
July 8th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
That’s absurd.
It’s not at all absurd. Wendy’s is nothing special either. Put their chicken sandwiches side to side, I doubt you can tell much of a difference.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Square burgers! I also liked their old fries, not the new “natural with sea salt” bullshit they toss out their nowadays.
/Wendy’s Frosty FTMFW
July 8th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
It’s not at all absurd. Wendy’s is nothing special either. Put their chicken sandwiches side to side, I doubt you can tell much of a difference.
This. In my experience Chick-fil-A’s original chicken sandwich has always been bland/soggy. Wendy’s hasn’t been. I eat fast food maybe 5 times a year though, so what do I know?
July 8th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Of course I realize it’s based on opinion. I’m calling your taste buds absurd. Plus I got food poisoning from a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich once.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Yes. Yes I do.
/blows bubbles from pipe
July 8th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
same conversation, different day.
/team chick-fil-a
July 8th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
They’re tasty in a gross kinda way, I can’t explain it…the Wendy’s spicy chicken however is the king of fast food chicken, great hangover food
July 8th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Chick-Fil-A isn’t overrated. The food is really good. For some reason, you are starving 2 hours after you eat it though.
/I only crave it on Sundays
July 8th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
There is definitely a differce between the two. Chik fil a is the best but don’t sleep on the spicy offering from Wendy’s
July 8th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Chick-Fil-A isn’t overrated.
It is if you’re insisting that it’s a whole lot better than any other fast food out there. I’m not saying it’s terrible, but it’s about the same as anything else.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
That’s why my family members are no longer Catholics.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
I had no idea there was any segment of the American population loyal to Wendy’s (unless Whitlock counts as an entire segement of the population).
July 8th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Who gives a shit if it is a plant or not. It was entertaining to watch, period.
/reminded of “It’s too high.” conversation in Major League.
//Who gives a shit, it’s gone!
July 8th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
/Wendy’s Frosty FTMFW
Nope, the answer is Jack in the Box. They are the only thing I will actually get at Jack in the Box (not a big fan of salmonella poisoning).
As far as I know Jack in the Box is the only fast food place that actually uses ice cream and doesn’t put any additives in their shakes. Not sure what I’m talking about? Next time you’re in a McDonald’s or Wendy’s look for a sign by the register or at the drive through window that says in small letters that their shakes include crushed up shell fish to “add texture” and so people with shell fish allergies should be aware.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Wendy’s is nothing special, but their spicy chicken sandwich blows anything chic fil a has to offer out of the water. and you can also eat at wendy’s on sunday.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
OSU’s response to the NCAA.
Cliffs Notes version:
Wipe out all 2010 records
No bowl ban or schollie reduction
Change compliance on when athletes receive awards to avoid ability to sell them(smart, smart, smart)
July 8th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Yeah. Geez guys. I wasn’t asking if you like Chick-Fil-A, merely if I should dress up like a cow to get free Chick-Fil-A. They are your taste buds, not mine.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
+1
July 8th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Arguing which fast food sandwiches is better, is like arguing which lite beer is the best.
/miller lite and wendy’s are my choices
July 8th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
You win at internet today
July 8th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
I got a craving for Popeye’s chicken tenders now.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
That I prefer Wendy’s chicken to Chick-Fil-a? Or that I don’t have the same taste in food as you do? They’re both just chicken sandwiches. I prefer Wendy’s though. Enjoy your soggy-bunned chicken sandwich from Chick-Fil-A though.
both offer an equally delicious spicy chicken sandwich. however, wendy’s will often fuck up the sandwich by fucking up the mayo/lettuce/tomato combination, which ruins the sandwich. chick-fil-a’s spicy chicken, however, does not require any additional products to be delicious, which makes it the victor.
/my two cents
July 8th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
This.
/Bud Light sucks
July 8th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
Wipe out all 2010 records
No bowl ban or schollie reduction
Change compliance on when athletes receive awards to avoid ability to sell them(smart, smart, smart)
Dream. The. Fuck. On.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
No no no no no. A Frosty is NOT the same thing as a shake. Yes, Jack in the Box shakes win over any other shake, but a Frosty is NOT a motherfucking shake.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Arguing which fast food sandwiches is better, is like arguing which lite beer is the best.
Thank you for the context.
/Whataburger and Miller Lite.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
No no no no no. A Frosty is NOT the same thing as a shake. Yes, Jack in the Box shakes win over any other shake, but a Frosty is NOT a motherfucking shake.
Eh fine. It’s splitting hairs, but fine. The point remains about shell fish in shakes though.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
Not a chance.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
Yellow-colored water
July 8th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Nobody gives a shit, we’ll take this conversation wherever we want to!
July 8th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Nobody gives a shit, we’ll take this conversation wherever we want to!
Bags of Fat!
July 8th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
So, no penalty? Nice try, won’t hold up.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
you’re right…he’s definitely not a plant.
/Casey Anthony Jury
July 8th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
OSU’s response to the NCAA.
Cliffs Notes version:
Wipe out all 2010 records
No bowl ban or schollie reduction
Change compliance on when athletes receive awards to avoid ability to sell them(smart, smart, smart)
Off with their heads.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Arguing which fast food sandwiches is better, is like arguing which lite beer is the best.
the only good lite beer is a free lite beer.
/team IPA
July 8th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Not even close. Frosty recipe is right here.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Sonic’s Peanut Butter Fudge milkshake laughs at your indignation.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Figured this would be the prevailing commentary.
But, in the end, this was all Tressel. The car stuff was a puff of smoke that held absolutely no truth. It’s all about Tress being an idiot and lying for those 6 guys who received money for their own property.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Not even close. Frosty recipe is right here.
Fine. Then Wendy’s is on the acceptable list. But next time you’re at a McDonald’s or other shitty fast food place, look for the sign. It’ll be there. Just like restaurants have to put up a sign that says if they use peanut oil.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Modern Funny.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
But, in the end, this was all Tressel. The car stuff was a puff of smoke that held absolutely no truth. It’s all about Tress being an idiot and lying for those 6 guys who received money for their own property.
While this may be true, the fact that the offending members of a program have left said program has never kept the NCAA from punishing the current members of the program.
/1987 and 1988.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Dream. The. Fuck. On.
Figured this would be the prevailing commentary.
But, in the end, this was all Tressel. The car stuff was a puff of smoke that held absolutely no truth. It’s all about Tress being an idiot and lying for those 6 guys who received money for their own property.
I agree with you, but I don’t think the NCAA will
July 8th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
The Simpsons can settle your milkshake discussion.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
I want a Frosty.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
I still haven’t forgiven Wendy’s with their new fries. They butt fuck it with salt everytime I get a meal there.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
I have two Sweetwater IPA’s in my fridge at home waiting for me. 2.5 hours till I leave work.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
I have two Sweetwater IPA’s in my fridge at home waiting for me. 2.5 hours till I leave work.
Those of us on PST do not like you…
July 8th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
So that player didn’t buy a $30k car for $13k?
/damn liberal media and their agenda
July 8th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
The 5 remaining offenders (minus Pryor) are sitting 5 games for their sell, just like AJ Green did last year. If Tressel comes clean last September, then they would have sat then, and OSU has no infractions.
SMU’s infractions included everyone up to the President and Board of Trustees. That’s slightly different than one which ended at the head coach.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Popeye’s spicy chicken and red beans and rice FTW!
July 8th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Nope, he didn’t. It was a base model, former airport rental car that sat on the lot for 362 days before Gibson bought it… He’s still making payments on it too. The $0 purchase showed up because he refi’d it last year.
That was disgraceful reporting with virtually no fact checking. Not shocking considering everyone and their brother was trying to pile on.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Closest FF place to my work is a Jack right across the street, I think an Oreo shake is in store come lunch time…
July 8th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Guinness.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Plant.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
I like Popeye’s chicken but KFC has better sides.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
Ray Lewis?
July 8th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
Church’s is the best.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
What is the definition of fast food? Has to have a drive-thru, right?
July 8th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
yes, yes it is.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
I’d say thats the easiest way to define it but there are some outliers to that. Panda Express and Samurai Sams comes to mind.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
I have even heard of fast food being Chillis, Applebees and the like
July 8th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Nahh thats just shitty restaurant food.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Five Guys, folks. That said, I’ll eat at Chick Fil A or Wendy’s before going to Burger King or McDonald’s. Popeye’s still makes great fries. The fries are usually critical for me.
OT: Somebody in an older thread was asking about the “Whip Your Tits” gif. You’re welcome, America.
July 8th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
But then that means Chipotle and Qdoba are fast-food which means I’m comparing it to Taco Bell and I don’t want to do that…
July 8th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
The industry now likes to call it Fast Casual Dining and not Fast Food any longer.
July 8th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
Toilet bowl results…equal.
July 8th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
I like Domino’s, but Pizza Hut has good sides.
July 8th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
SMU’s infractions included everyone up to the President and Board of Trustees. That’s slightly different than one which ended at the head coach.
I’m not comparing them, simply pointing out that once the entire Athletic Department at SMU and much of the Board of Governors were gone, including the AD, the President, the coaching staff, none of that stopped the NCAA from leveling the Death Penalty.
July 8th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
Domino’s can GTFO. That said, St. Louis has the worst fucking pizza I’ve ever had in my life. Imo’s Pizza. Provolone topped, thin squares of shit.
July 8th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Pizza Hut/Taco Bells are a gut bomb waiting to happen. You know what this personal pan needs? A chalupa.
July 8th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
Uh oh. Is the dreaded pizza debate about to rear its ugly head?
July 8th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
Doubt it, there’s a better deabte in a post that just went up
July 8th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
Chick Fil A rules all period, the best chicken sandwiches and chicken nuggets. Although they’re still fake as hell, I do enjoy McDonald’s Chicken nuggest. Burger Kings still suck.
/team Miller Lite as well
//Bud Lite sucks
July 8th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
Fuck yeah. I had Church’s for the first time last week. So much better than Popeyes or KFC. Oh and I’ll agree with MT on those new Wendy’s fries. Never again. Waaaay too much salt. In the winter you could just throw those bad boys on your sidewalk.
July 8th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
I forgot to add the sarcasm tag to my statement.
NYC and Jersey have the best pizza, so I ain’t eating that shit from Domino or Pizza Hut.
July 8th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
/high fives devang
//forgot to mention Philly area
///retracts high five
July 8th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Bojangles disagrees with this statement.
/truth’d
July 8th, 2011 at 7:35 PM
kid will be on America’s Got Talent in a week.