A Q&A with Chris Pratt, One of the Stars of Moneyball
Baseball, Movies July 12th. 2011, 2:00pm
Chris Pratt (@prattprattpratt) is one of the stars of the upcoming movie Moneyball. Previously, you might have seen him falling down on Parks & Recreaction, or on the OC a few years ago. In Moneyball, Pratt plays Scott Hatteberg, the former Oakland A’s first baseman. Pratt is married to movie star Anna Faris, and talked to us about beer, the Seattle Mariners, his athletic prowess in high school, losing 40 pounds for Moneyball, and his former neighbor, Jonah Hill (also in Moneyball).
Q: Looks like you had some fun in the game Sunday night. Were you more excited to meet Erin Andrews or Kate Upton?
Pratt: Oh, man. [Laughs] I have to say no comment. I’m a married man. So I’ll say Ozzie Smith.
Q: You lost 40 pounds in three months for the role in Moneyball. How’d you lose it so quickly?
Pratt: About 40 pounds, yeah. It was really a combination of weights, cardio and diet. I did some pretty intensive baseball training and got a personal trainer and I didn’t drink any beer or alcohol and cleaned up my living. I worked out like 6-7 days a week. There’s no fast way to do it. I wouldn’t recommend it to everybody. If you don’t have to lose weight for a movie, just be fat. It’s more fun.
Q: Which was more difficult – losing the weight or learning to bat lefty, like Hatteberg?
Pratt: I think I lost the weight trying to get good swinging lefty. I was fortunate enough to work with Chad Kreuter’s former head coach at USC, and I was there every day for a few hours. They were running me through drills and batting practice and fielding drills and it was fun, man. It was really fun.
Q: Were you athletic growing up? Play any sports in high school?
Pratt: I was definitely an athlete. I played every sport growing up. I played little league until my freshman year in high school. But track and field was in the same season as baseball at my high school, and I elected to do track because I was a shot put/discus thrower. I played football and was the captain of my wrestling team … I’d say baseball was my 4th sport. I think football was probably my main sport. But I’m from a town – Lake Stevens, Washington – and wrestling there is like high school football in Midland, Texas. Kids start wrestling at 4 or 5 years old.
Q: Any scholarship offers for football?
Pratt: No scholarships offers. I was a fullback and inside linebacker. I’m actually pretty slow. I hurt my femur on the growth plate as a kid, so one leg is slightly shorter than the other. So my first steps were really fast, but I could never kick it into 2nd gear. I would get the ball and in the open field I would fall down.
Q: Would you say your clumsiness on the football field translated to Parks & Rec?
Pratt: Yeah, I think so. I got pretty good at falling. A lot of the pratfalls we do on Parks & Rec I learned by falling on my ass in front of people.
Q: Do you have a favorite fall? One you might watch on Youtube?
Pratt: Yea, there’s this episode where we were playing football in the parking lot and he throws me a pass and I tried to catch it and dove over the hood of a car. We did that a few times and they asked if I had another one in me, and I said ‘sure, but this time I want to try to run right into the car and let it kick my legs up.’ So I run at the car – and I’m a big guy, maybe 250 pounds at the time – and it didn’t kick my legs up. It just caught my weight. And they told me later I did about $1,600 worth of damage to the front panel of a Dodge Charger. I put about a 3-foot wide dent into the car with my hips. I was pretty sore.
Q: Probably the type of injury that can be dulled by drinking beers. Got a favorite beer?
Pratt: Oh, boy. That’s a good one. I like a nice dark beer, but I’m more of a quantity over quality guy. I’ll do a Coors Light or Bud Light or Miller Lite just so I can have 13 or 14 without getting too drunk.
Q: Jonah Hill, who is also in the movie, looks like he could probably put down some beers. You guys go out drinking together much during filming?
Pratt: Up until about a month ago, he was my next door neighbor. I don’t know if you’ve seen him recently – I think that dude has lost like 100 pounds. He’s looking great these days. I think he decided to get in shape for his health. I’m not too sure he’s drinking much beer these days.
Q: Neighbors? Sounds like a cool block. So you guys hang out much before filming the movie?
Pratt: He’s not a super hardcore partier or anything like that. He’s really focused – in fact I’ll make a prediction – he’ll be a really prolific director one day. Jonah is constantly improving his movie vocabulary, and knows so much about the process, and the history … I know he wants to be a director one day and he’ll be really good. He’s really passionate about it. He’ll surprise a lot of people who saw him in Superbad and thought of him as a guy who wanted to drink and to goof around. He’ll be a force in Hollywood directing giant movies for as long as he wants. He’s no slouch, he doesn’t just screw around. Really intelligent dude.
Q: Growing up in Seattle, I’m assuming you were a Mariners fan?
Pratt: I was 8 or 9 when Ken Griffey Jr. hit the scene. He had his own chocolate bar at the time! But I loved all those guys – Randy Johnson, Edgar Martinez, Jay Buhner.
Q: A fan of Oakland at all? They were pretty good in the early 90s.
Pratt: Canseco, McGwire, and Ricky Henderson were kind of around the same time, back when baseball cards were everyone’s ticket. I still have a bone to pick with baseball cards. I thought for sure I’d be putting myself through college on baseball cards. I still have my topps and Donruss packs somewhere. I have the Ken Griffey Jr. upper deck card, and I was going to turn that in when I go for my doctorate. But when I left Seattle I sort of stopped following baseball and I didn’t read the book (by choice) until after I was done filming the movie. I didn’t know much about Sabermetrics or Moneyball until after I was done filming.
Q: Have much interaction with Brad Pitt? You’ve now worked with Pitt and Angelina Jolie, which I’m sure you get asked about a lot.
Pratt: We had scenes together where it was just the two of us. I had a lot of interaction with him. As for working with the King and Queen of Hollywood … I get asked about it every now and then. It’s a pretty cool feather in your cap to be able to say you worked with both of those giant movie stars. Both were genuinely nice people. I can’t imagine what it’s like to be them, though – everytime you walk into a room, you know that every single eye is on you. That’s got to be a lot of pressure. You kind of question if you ever get to fully meet somebody, you know? Or they always on guard? Do you have to know that person their entire life … to really know them? It’s got to be pretty hard to allow yourself to be accessible to everybody when everybody in the world wants to meet you. But gosh, they couldn’t have been nicer. They were really down to earth, initiated conversations, and were really nice to me.
Q: I was a huge fan of the OC. You were on the show for a minute. How was that experience?
Pratt: I kind of became friends with everyone. Everyone was pretty cool. Adam and Rachel I think at the time were just breaking up. I came on in the 4th season and it’s always a little tricky to come in late. The previous show I was on, Everwood, was cancelled after its 4th season, and I was just happy to be working. But [the OC cast] was very much in the situation where no one really wants to be on the show anymore, and everyone was tired of telling the same stories and playing the same character. I came in and hopefully tried to add some perspective – ‘hey guys, this ends and then it sucks, enjoy it while you can.’
Q: It’s weird how fleeting success can be in Hollywood. I thought Rachel Bilson would have had no problem transitioning to movies, but I guess it didn’t take and she’s back on the CW with a show this season. With your TV success and movie success, plus having a wife who is a movie star, do you ever worry about what’s next?
Pratt: You definitely have to enjoy it while you can. No ride lasts forever. There’s no room looking past what you’re in. A lot of people say, ‘I got this, but what’s next?’ and they focus on that so much … you just have to stay grounded and try to stay around those people who have known you your entire life. The more successful you get, the more people will try to infiltrate and move into your life … and when things stop, they might stop being your friend.

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July 12th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Kurt Rambis relieved of head coaching duties according to email I just got from the T-Wolves.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
No sorry. He is not a movie star. Doesn’t make the cut of 24.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
I would rather this have been a whole interview on Parks and Rec even though I know it’s about Moneyball. Dude is hysterical on that show.
Andy: Oh, I take Skittles and I put it between two Starbursts. Know what I call it?
Chris: Skittle Sandwich?
Andy: …That’s pretty good. No, I call it Andy’s Mouth Surprise. It’s nice because the flavor of the Starbursts really bring out a similar flavor in the Skittles.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
I think it’s rather odd to make a movie about moneyball, IMHO.
Why didn’t you ask Mr.Pratt how it feels to stick it to a blow up doll every night?
Oh not the same guy, my bad.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Good work, TBL. I mostly took away this: “If you don’t have to lose weight for a movie, just be fat. It’s more fun.”
July 12th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
This question cracked me up. Classic TBL.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
I will take this over another shitty comic book movie.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
Andy Dwyer, winner…she needs a better agent though, there have to be good movies out there for her to use her talents in
July 12th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
What? You didn’t like House Bunny?
July 12th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
dude must be able to put down some brews.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
Smiley Face. She should do more stoner roles.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Saw her in Jumper, when Hayden Christensen was giving better line deliveries it was determined that she in fact would have a problem transitioning to movies
Never needed to watch more than 4 minutes at a time…wait, what?
July 12th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
I will as well and will watch the movie. Most of the general public have zero clue what the fuck moneyball is, but I guess that’s why they have Brad Pitt starring in the leading role.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
“Leslie, I typed in your symptoms up here and it says you may have ‘network connectivity problems’.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Dude’s twitter pic says he obviously likes to party.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Any time we can get a Jay Buhner reference, I consider it a good day.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Seems like a cool dude.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Big Rumer Willis fan?
July 12th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
I thought it was pretty dumb to make a movie about the Guinness Book of World Records, but The Dark Knight turned out to be a pretty damn great heist movie.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
Yeah, Parks and Rec is great
dude must be able to put down some brews.
Would think some/most people could handle that amount of beer-flavored water
July 12th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
“What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year, he’s got a rocket for an arm, you don’t know what the hell you’re doin’!”
Poor girl’s got Lee Corso Face
July 12th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
awwwww yea.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
+1 stop short
July 12th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
/vomits
July 12th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
One of the more interesting interviews in a long time.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Rachel Bilson’s in the commercial for that Magnum ice cream bar. If you’re getting one of those things for the first time just get the caramel one and skip the rest. The name makes me feel funny because it brings to mind giant cocks and condoms but, hey, what doesn’t these days?
July 12th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
This slob is married to Anna Faris? Lucky bastard.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
This slob is married to Anna Faris? Lucky bastard.
Slob seems a bit harsh. Unless you’re Rob Lowe. ARE YOU?!
July 12th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
This slob is married to Anna Faris? Lucky bastard
It’s like the saying goes: The keys to a ladies’ pubic area are held in her funny box.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Saw him on a late night talk show once. Pretty funny guy off the cuff too. He had some funny stories about living in a van.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Not sure if duckworth’d but
Coheed & Cambria bassist arrested for pharmacy theft
dumbass
July 12th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Slob seems a bit harsh. Unless you’re Rob Lowe. ARE YOU?!
You called a guy a dick yesterday because he flies a lot. Am I not allowed to judge people too?
July 12th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
If an ice cream bar is making you think about dong, you’ve spent waaayyy too much time around here
July 12th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
I watched a little bit of this celebrity game last night. That douche Jonas brother was acting like he was in game 7 of the world saeries. Jenny Finch then threw at him with a riser. I was happy to see that.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
+126 first class chicken entrees to you sir
July 12th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
You called a guy a dick yesterday because he flies a lot.
I didn’t call him a dick because he flew a lot, I called him a dick because he came across as dick in the interview he gave. Flying had nothing to do with it. You guys are so fucking busy trying to engage me, you forget what the argument’s about.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
mother teresa was a smug asshole who thought she was better than everyone she helped and that THEY needed HER.
/atl_badger’d
July 12th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Great interview. Parks and Rec is probably my favorite comedy show right now.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
You guys are so fucking busy trying to engage me, you forget what the argument’s about.
Not gonna lie ATL, you are by far the most fun person here to poke with a stick.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
mother teresa was a smug asshole who thought she was better than everyone she helped and that THEY needed HER.
/atl_badger’d
She was a conniving little cumguzzler too, lest we forget.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
I have a feeling I’ll need to start a new course in the learning annex this fall titled: “Having your own meme and learning to live with it.”
July 12th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
I booed a professional baseball player at a sporting event and you jumped all over it. Own yourself.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
He’s really taken a lot of pressure off me and for that I am thankful.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
Are you comparing ATL_Badger to Christopher Hitchens, Spence?
July 12th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
WTF? I saw this guy on NBC. No link TBL?
July 12th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Parks & Rec is no Community, but it’s watchabnle. Which is more than I can say about every other sitcom on network TV
July 12th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
she tricked you out of your cum! you weren’t gonna give it to her but then she was all like “if you give me your cum to guzzle now, i’ll pay you back 10% extra cum at a later date.”
July 12th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
I did some pretty intensive baseball training and got a personal trainer and I didn’t drink any beer or alcohol and cleaned up my living
does.not.compute.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
AV Club interviewed this guy a couple of years ago. Where the attribution, hoss?
/that one guy
July 12th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Thank you for linking that. I will now exclude Spencer from my class action bitch suit.
/WWos
July 12th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
“if you give me your cum to guzzle now, i’ll pay you back 10% extra cum at a later date.”
Yeah.. pretty much. It was 15% though.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
He’s really taken a lot of pressure off me and for that I am thankful.
AT the end of the day SC, you seem pretty easy going and the only person who truly seems to get under your skin is Darrell. So messing with you is only fun to a point. ATL, however, doesn’t seem to be able to help himself.
With both of you though, it’s all in good fun.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Boy, those NL selections over the hometown Upton sure worked out well! They almost beat the AL!
July 12th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
I remember him as a catcher… somehow had no idea he only played 1st/DH after leaving Boston.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
i feel kinda sick after reading that…
July 12th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
YYSA is getting close to just having a personal problem with me…
July 12th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
i feel kinda sick after reading that…
I don’t have time to read it, anyone care to give the gist?
July 12th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
AT the end of the day SC, you seem pretty easy going and the only person who truly seems to get under your skin is Darrell. So messing with you is only fun to a point. ATL, however, doesn’t seem to be able to help himself
I have friends who read this site and don’t comment… they laugh at this meme. I’m the most laid back/non-engaging nice guy you’ll ever meet. It’s probably why I don’t get laid nearly as often as I should.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
The chapter in Moneyball titled Scott Hatteberg: Pickin’ Machine! is a good read.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
I have friends who read this site and don’t comment… they laugh at this meme. I’m the most laid back/non-engaging nice guy you’ll ever meet. It’s probably why I don’t get laid nearly as often as I should.
There you go engaging again!!!11!1
/pokes with stick again.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
/everyone gets laid as often as they should
//engages
July 12th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
Now that’s some fucking tolerance right there. Wowzers.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
/high fives WWoS.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
mother teresa was a hypocrite who stole money from evil dictators to pamper herself because she was in love with POVERTY more than she was in love with the poor she dedicated her life to helping. he got pissy because she was arch-conservative christian that bordered on fundamentalism.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
Meh. everyone is too hostile today. take this anna faris gif as a peace offering.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
Have it… read the first bit and skimmed the rest. As much as I like Michael Lewis and baseball, it’s surprising, but I was never very into the book as much as some of his others (eg Liar Poker and Blind Side were both fantastic)
July 12th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
ms- I’m a 6’5″ 180 lbs hairy monster that is about as gaunt as they come. I’m very used to laughing at myself. If I didn’t, I would have gone postal long ago. It did take me a while to figure out dirt’s brand of humor though. He’s a funny fucker though.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
mother teresa was a hypocrite who stole money from evil dictators to pamper herself because she was in love with POVERTY more than she was in love with the poor she dedicated her life to helping. he got pissy because she was arch-conservative christian that bordered on fundamentalism.
Whoa. That’s Paul Shirley-esque.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
Peace made.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
/pokes hole in apple
//puts spliff in hole
///piece made
July 12th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
It’s probably why I don’t get laid nearly as often as I should.
i can understand why with an attitude like that.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
I wish some of you were here to help me eat the giant satchel of red Starbursts I just pilfered from the kitchen in my office. I’m going to have dentures by the time I leave here today.
/nomnomnomnomnomnom
July 12th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
///piece made
so close
July 12th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
Have you read The Big Short, WWoS? It’s pretty awesome. And soul-deadening while giving a sense of uplift
July 12th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
haha.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Pratt seems like a cool guy. It was a good interview and read.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
SC, your comment sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit! shit!
July 12th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
The correct answer is pink Starbursts.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Well done SC.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
The correct answer is pink Starbursts.
Sorry, going to have to agree with SC’s taste in starbursts here.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
Mother Teresa was against birth control but then became a saint for helping people in a part of the world where it’s needed most…it’s like driving down the road in a garbage truck with the back open and then receiving praise for offering to help clean up the mess
FRAUD!
July 12th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
Awesome.
One of my best smoking nights ever was b/c of the apple.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
It was a box of the “Fave Reds” WWOS. It’s got watermelon, strawberry, cherry and fruit punch. Leftovers from the kids.
I love my job.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
///piece made
so close
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
/eats bag of doritos
July 12th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
/team Pink Starbursts
//team Purple Skittles
By the way, becoming a huge fan of the white gummi bears. Yum.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Yes, and I liked it a lot just not as much as those other two (though better than “the new new thing”.
I actually liked the part which was the main source of criticism for the book: taking an approach looking at the people with common sense who said “all this is crazy, these people are crazy, whatever they do, I’m going short of it”.
/doesn’t understand how Goldman Sachs etc did what they did without realizing it was wrong… my dog accidentally shits on the floor every once in a while then gets so upset she shits more on the floor, but at least she knew it was wrong in the first place
July 12th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
You just can’t help yourself today can you.
/team Red Starbursts
July 12th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
You guys aren’t kidding about the apologies from ATL, huh?
July 12th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
i loathe work today…
i miss the summers between college semesters when i’d hold some shitty, low-paying job just to afford booze and golf while playing the occasional summer league baseball game.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
i miss the summers between college semesters when i’d hold some shitty, low-paying job just to afford booze and golf while playing the occasional summer league baseball game.
I worked 12 hours during the week during my summers in Madison. Glorious.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
He’s really taken a lot of pressure off me and for that I am thankful.
me too. of course, commenting is alot easier without my hood on.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
I like red skittles the best though? Or red/purple mixed.
My advice to all of you: the generic/big (not jelly belly) red jelly beans and hershey’s kisses.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
My advice to all of you: the generic/big (not jelly belly) red jelly beans
Starburst Jelly Beans. Fin.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
though better than “the new new thing”.
Ha! Your experience with Moneyball is my experience with this book. It sits on my shelf longing to be read and it might never happen
July 12th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
I always like Now and Laters better than starbursts but its hard to find now and laters that have not metamorphosed into adamantium.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
me too. of course, commenting is alot easier without my hood on.
Is that the hood with the animal shaped goggles?
July 12th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Not a big fan actually. Or jolly ranchers beans. I do like the Jelly Belly Sportbeans before a run (a little salty though).
PS that was the red jelly beans with kisses at the same time, mixed. It’s awesome.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
This. Those sons of bitches harden up fast.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Holy christ I will change jobs with anyone for the rest of this afternoon. People suck.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Is that the hood with the animal shaped goggles?
no goggles are seperate. and i never take them off.
/cam diaz looks like a catfish
July 12th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
Holy christ I will change jobs with anyone for the rest of this afternoon. People suck.
Have a seat over there. You can lie down if you’d like. Now, tell me what’s bothering you Billy.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
im going with emaciated cheshire cat.
July 12th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
Holy christ I will change jobs with anyone for the rest of this afternoon. People suck.
you’re aware of what coop does for a living, right?
July 12th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
you’re aware of what coop does for a living, right?
Kisses dudes?
July 12th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
/switches jobs
//ends up talking on here the rest of the day
///man this is tough
July 12th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Krusty Burger Knock-offs!
July 12th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
SOLD!
/Unemployed
//Currently wearing sweatshorts
July 12th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
you’re aware of what coop does for a living, right?
I read this as: “You’re aware of what a cop does for a living, right?”
Still applies I think.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
im going with emaciated cheshire cat.
very nice
July 12th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Currently wearing sweatshorts
lol… wtf are sweatshorts? cut-off sweatpants?
July 12th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
lol… wtf are sweatshorts? cut-off sweatpants?
gymshorts?
July 12th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
She’s good to play the cute gf role and not much else.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
Have a seat over there. You can lie down if you’d like. Now, tell me what’s bothering you Billy.
Well the first problem is that people suck. The second problem is that no one remembers the first lesson of microeconomics, which is that nothing is free. The third problem is that people suck.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
Yeah, I guess gym shorts are a better description although these things have been through the wars and would not be worn in public…my attempt to paint an image of my current state could have been worded better
July 12th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
Well the first problem is that people suck. The second problem is that no one remembers the first lesson of microeconomics, which is that nothing is free. The third problem is that people suck.
mmhhmmm
/nods head
Well, our time is up Billy, that’ll be all until next week.
//hands you a bill for $379.00
July 12th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
He has been unemployed so long that his sweatpants have fallen apart into sweat shorts with probably a huge open fly zone.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
gym shorts, ok… you midwesterners suck at the english language.
/hides southern drawl
July 12th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Beat the shit out of anyone who shoots a member of the police department during a court case at point blank range and then jumps out of a window, only to be found 3 blocks down and beaten to the point that his face is disfigured and have him come to his next court case wearing a Hannibal Lecter type face mask?
/ oh wait…
/ graphic-looking face
July 12th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
So uh … Is it just me, or are there not that many posts going up today?
July 12th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
SC – you gotta try the Sweet Ride cupcakes. I’m so in love.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
TJ
Favorite type of M&M?
Peanut Butter > Pretzel > Plain > Peanut > all other flavors (Coconut, dark chocolate, etc).
/TJ
//waits for shrapnel
July 12th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
I’m gonna need a native New Yorker to explain #7 to me. Otherwise, I understood and enjoyed this.
/Team Katie Baker
July 12th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
I assume there will be like 6 posts in a 12 minute span at some point this afternoon. Probably while I am not looking
July 12th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
/Afraid to suggest why
//No one else cares, lets it go, won’t waste everyones time-threads
July 12th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Mine would be fairly close…
PB > Plain > Pretzel > Peanut
July 12th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
As long as we get more posts about credit cards, I am satisfied.
/ Mastercard post in 5, 4, 3, 2…..
July 12th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME I COULD STAY HEALTHY IN A DELICIOUSLY GUMMY FASHION?!!?! HOW!?!?!?
July 12th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
SG – try Molly’s Cupcakes in Lincoln Park. So good.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
broccoli beef, you never let me down!
July 12th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
PB > Plain > Pretzel > Peanut
That’s the same as me but I’d be remiss to not add at the end of the list after all the other terrible special editions >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cherry
July 12th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
I just sit on my deck drinking Schlitz and saying “See anything you like, ladies?”
July 12th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
SC, there have been gummy vitamins for adults for a few years now.
/used to stock the pharmacy overnights at the big blue box store
July 12th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
yellow starburst are superior because of there ability to taste like lemon pledge.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
I have two of those every day, SC.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
that sounds disgusting. I must have blocked it out of my mind
July 12th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
I told you to get the Whoopie Pie. I hope you listened.
I have a Swirlz that is 50 paces from the front door of my office. They’re pretty good, but overpriced.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
chirst… i’m going to develop diabetes just hanging out in this thread.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
/ Mastercard post in 5, 4, 3, 2…..
The lightest credit card of all time also makes your muscles pop out!
July 12th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
//hands you a bill for $379.00
Oh I’ve got insurance.
/hands bill back
July 12th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
PB>Peanut>Pretzel>Plain
I really don’t like plain. Reese and his pieces decimate all.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
Agree. No complaints or adjustments.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
Damn, you’re behind.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
Yeah, seems like you’re a similar EC version of myself. We’re often close on thoughts and things.
/no homo
July 12th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
prepares you a mountain dew I.V.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
I’m rather have the Gummi Venus de Milo, it is ze rarest Gummi of zem all
July 12th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Also, I saw someone mention something about a white gummy bear… White gummy Jamba Juice is the motherfucking truth! That and the Orange Dream Machine are 1A and 1B.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
well, reese’s pieces aren’t chocolate. it’s peanutbutter in a candy shell. I do agree that RP > plain M&Ms
July 12th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
/High fives YYSA
July 12th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
I’ve never been to a jamba juice. Is it as good as advertised?
July 12th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
I’ll take six schlitz.
No Schlitz.
Whatevers free then. Open Bar Dude!
July 12th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
I’m shocked at the lack of love for peanut M & M’s.
Peanut Butter > Peanut > Plain > Pretzel
July 12th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
I’m with ya … I used to work one fulltime day job in DC and an evening parttime retail job in Bethesda MD. And I at night I had to take the effin’ Metro from Union Station to the Mall to add insult. On the nights I didn’t do the retail job, it was a free for all with liquor and friends completely outta control. Glad my kids are better than I was.
And glad I graduated owing exactly $3,500.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
Something very similar to this hangs in our kitchen.
… what the hell is up with the clip on the cop killer defending him or making it seem about police brutality. He shot the cop in the face in front of them, not like they were beating a confession about him. Lucky they didn’t kill him, given what cop-killers usually get.
/most of my information about this comes from The Shield or movies.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
just read the excerpt from mike leaches book. i hope he sues the shit out the james family.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
I seriously just had someone get angry at me because his daughter has to sign something and she can’t for at least a month because she’s in Europe.
My anger dovetails nicely with the higher education discussion in a previous thread.
/works in college administration.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
just read the excerpt from mike leaches book. i hope he sues the shit out the james family.
Because……?
July 12th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Homer: Someone had to take the babysitter home. And that’s when I noticed that she was sitting on her
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Homer: sweet can. So I grab
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Homer: her
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Homer: sweet can. Ooh, just thinking about her
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Homer: can
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Homer: I wish I had another
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Homer: sweet s-s-s-s-s-s-s-weeet…
July 12th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
ms, are you a financial aid peon?
July 12th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
because it is pretty clear the james’ fudged the whole thing to get leach fired b/c he wouldnt play craig james shitty football playing son.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Even with jobs, people usually owe atleast 10 thou nowadays.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
For any and all pastries, Sweet Mandy B’s in LP still rules all. They have the best cakes I’ve ever had… and I don’t even particularly care for cake.
I’m a pie man.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
karma, thats awesome.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
I would say yes, especially during the summer when it’s hot.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
And I at night I had to take the effin’ Metro from Union Station to the Mall to add insult.
that sucks. the metro trains come like every 20 mins at night and i NEVER seem to catch them. especially leaving bars when my piss threshold is put to the test.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
They have the best cakes I’ve ever had… and I don’t even particularly care for cake.
try nothing bundt cakes if its in your area. you will want to make love to that cake, its so good and innocent.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
As much as I may enjoy suburbia, I need to live in a big city.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
you will want to make love to that cake, its so good and innocent
You know me well, even if that wasn’t directed at me. I’m gonna go fuck a grocery store cake for lunch
July 12th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
This is really for the other thread, but I would really like to see more companies hire people on out of high school, with promises of paying all/part for school. People would start in a company low, learn the business, earn their way in, and be invested and rewarded with an education (I have a friend who hires new college grads and they all expect riches and kowtowing from the start).
/goes back to finding a Schlitz distributor to get some beer for my wife
July 12th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
Jamba Juice is great, but what is this White gummy one you speak of? Sounds interesting.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
The absolute best M&M is always the lone one in a handful of trail mix.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
Publix grocery made our wedding cake. Was absolutely fantastic.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
I’ve never been to a jamba juice. Is it as good as advertised?
It’s pretty good. Always a VERY favorable women/men customer ratio too from my experience.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
You know me well, even if that wasn’t directed at me. I’m gonna go fuck a grocery store cake for lunch
make sure it isnt a fried pie. the crust will wreak havoc on your unit.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Karma, that link is great. That piece of shit got exactly what he deserved in the heat of passion of watching a freind and co-worker getting shot in the face. It makes me sick when people scream police brutality as the piece premeditatedly shot and killed and man probably with a family while just trying to do his job. The guy deserved a dirt nap and got off easily with those injuries. His family probably sued and got some sort of settlement. Fuck the justice system.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
ms, are you a financial aid peon?
I’m in Financial Aid yes, but I’m not a peon. I’m, how do I put this without sounding like a dick…I’m kind of a big deal.
/sorta.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
Fuck to the yes, Reeses pieces > all varieties of M&Ms
And Broccoli – I was the one talking about white gummi bears. Definitely in the top three with pink & red.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
Tastes just like a white gummy bear, it’s amazing.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
ahh gotcha. I’d rather post here than deal with pushy parents any day of the week
July 12th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
I’m in Financial Aid yes, but I’m not a peon. I’m, how do I put this without sounding like a dick…I’m kind of a big deal.
You sound like such a dick.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
ever try to piss on the 3rd rail?
July 12th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
Bravo, there you go!
July 12th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Hey Ms whats happening,
Great, I’m gonna need you to come in tomorrow. So if you could…be here around nine, that would be great.
Oh I almost forgot I am also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on sunday too. Thanks
/ms’ boss
July 12th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
You sound like such a dick.
Impossible as far as you know. I didn’t boo Fielder and I don’t have any frequent flier miles.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Will have to check that out next time I’m near one (which may be a while). What’s the place in CA that uses freshly squeezed juice? I had one in San Diego and those were the best ever.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
You won’t find it on the menu, it was one of their original flavors. So they don’t publicize it, but they know how to make it.
Also, not sure. Orange Julius maybe?
July 12th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
I’ll remember that. no it wasn’t Orange Julius, it was some weird name. I only saw it in San Diego so maybe it’s just a small place.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Yeah could be, I haven’t been down to SD in a couple years either.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
ever try to piss on the 3rd rail?
i have trouble unbuckling both of my overall straps when im drunk.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
you’re tough to read, Triston. Is this positive or negative? Or both?
July 12th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Found it – Robeks.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
You like white gummie bears? Shall I introduce you to Skyy Rasp, peach schnapps, sour, and 7.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
It gets better … b/c of “issues” or “maintenance” it was more efficient to take the bus from Silver Spring to the mall in Bethesda than to take the train further.
And even better … I would “borrow” clothes to wear from the retail store where I worked since often times I would be sweaty-ass mess after the selecting the bus with no A/C.
Oh yeah … I used to walk 1.5 miles from the Metro stop to home in Jr HS and HS. And yes … a few times in the snow. I tell my kids this often.
July 12th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Molly’s is meh. Sweet Mandy B’s has my favorite cupcakes. Sweet Ride is next. I love the salted caramel cupcake from Phoebe’s.
SC there’s a pie/cupcake place across the street from my apartment.