Best Soccer Goal of All-Time? Very Difficult Decision.
Soccer, Video July 28th. 2011, 5:30pmInspired by Neymar’s incredible goal last night – watch it again, he beat four players with deft footwork and did the entire thing at full speed – I wondered where it might rank on the Greatest Goals of All-Time list. Obviously, the idea for such a list is incredibly subjective, but it seemed like a fun exercise. Here are 11 that were either submitted by readers or grabbed off youtube. Feel free to add your own in the comments.
The beginning and the end of this incredible Messi run kind of reminds me of what Reggie Bush was like at USC.
Giggs. In extra time. With his team down a player. I thought this was more about poor defending than anything. Giggs did some nice work in the box, and the placement is exquisite. Love his celebration, too.
Ronaldo, showing off that incredible blend of balance, power and speed that at one point made him the world’s best player.
Robinho … winner? Greatest goal of all-time? It almost looks like he’s toying with youth players here, right? Flipping it over a defender … the balls to play yo-yo with the keeper five feet in front the net? Simply divine.
Zidane, a fine goal scorer in his day, might win for the best one-time shot of all-time (Van Basten wants in this discussion). A laser scissors kick from a difficult angle that sends the announcers into more than 30 seconds of rabid hysterics.
Widely regarded as perhaps the greatest free kick ever, this is the time Roberto Carlos bent one in against France. Wait for the replay at the :45 mark. David Beckham’s free kick vs. Greece (in the 93rd minute to tie the game) is probably high up on the list of greatest goals in English soccer history.
This Ibrahimovic goal probably ranks in my top three because he puts a clown suit on four defenders (one guy twice) plus the goalie. The footwork here is impeccable.
This 1986 World Cup goal by Diego Maradona against England is kind of overshadowed by the ‘Hand of God’ goal – which came in the same game – but from the skill standpoint, going more than half of the field and dusting defenders is very, very impressive.
Sorry for the excessive number of videos by stars from Brazil, but here’s Rivaldo chesting the ball to himself … and scoring on a bicycle kick. This goal completed a hat trick. That’s like going all-in and getting an Ace on the river to complete a full house and win a poker tournament. Does the Rivaldo bicycle kick top the one by Cristiano Ronaldo?

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July 28th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Best Soccer Goal of All-Time? Very Difficult Decision.
that one from yesterday, for sure. The video wasn’t grainy at all.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:32 PM
Hmm, Dirt’s comment survived the re-post but I am commenter non grata. Duly noted
July 28th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
Well he did ask nicely earlier, did you?
As for the goals, my vote is for Robinho. That was just ridiculous.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
Does situation/importance matter? That would skew the results…
July 28th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
By far not the best — but my favorite goal of all time was when Zidane chipped in his PK in the World Cup final. The ultimate disrespect agaisnt one of the best keepers of his generation.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:41 PM
Well he did ask nicely earlier, did you?
No, I wrongly assumed that if his survived the fire mine would just make it as well. I had two of them, one was crass and one was probably a “read more Shakespeare” joke
July 28th, 2011 at 5:42 PM
I have to go with Maradona’s goal against England. All of these are exceptional choices, and you can legitimately argue for hundreds of other goals that haven’t been mentioned. But in my opinion, you have to take circumstances surrounding the goal into consideration. Also, a goal scored at world cup should have more weight than one scored in a non descript ho-hum league game.
Only few years removed from the Falkland war, Maradona single-handedly bitch slapped the entire english nation with those two goals. In soccer, one thing is certain. One player cannot win you a league or a tournament. You can be the catalyst, but one must be surrounded by players who possess similar skill sets to help out the alpha dog. Maradona in 86 World Cup is the one exception to that rule. What he did in that tournament as a whole will never be emulated. We saw one man carrying 10 other players all the way to the top. What a player!
July 28th, 2011 at 5:44 PM
tisk, tisk. That’s why you don’t assume
/wags finger
//shakes head
July 28th, 2011 at 5:44 PM
We saw one man and a Tony Montana-sized mountain of cocaine carrying 10 other players all the way to the top.
/additional detail’d
July 28th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
Hmm, Dirt’s comment survived the re-post but I am commenter non grata. Duly noted
I commented on this earlier just as it was being taken down. I guess it got eaten.
My vote is the Roberto Carlos goal. That one does not even look real.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
BTW, thank you A’s bullpen for imploding and potentially costing me a Biley save. Fuckers.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:48 PM
That thing was a legit 2 feet outside of the net before swerving back in, crazy.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:48 PM
Go suck a dick Belichick.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:51 PM
I know this needs no qualifier from you, pero por que?
July 28th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
I wish I were a Patriots fan.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:53 PM
Robinho’s can’t be properly categorized.
I like Ibrahimovic’s as well.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:54 PM
COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING SONOFAFUCKINGBITCH PATRIOTS
July 28th, 2011 at 5:54 PM
Traded for Ochocinco. Why do teams do fucking business with them? Holy fuck this league is full of fucking retards.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:54 PM
What’s the most insane thing about the Carlos goal is that he hit it with his left foot and got that swerve on it. Even after all these years I’ve never seen a more amazing goal. It just defies logic.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:54 PM
I went looking for whatever the f you guys are talking about with the Pats and came across this. Hahahahahahaha!
July 28th, 2011 at 5:55 PM
That thing was a legit 2 feet outside of the net before swerving back in, crazy.
It was the only one where no one moved to block it because no one, in their right mind, figured that had a chance in hell of going in.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:55 PM
FUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
July 28th, 2011 at 5:55 PM
And just an fyi, before anyone goes judging Ocho’s regression, just keep in mind: Bill doesn’t like Chad. He fucking LOVES him.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:55 PM
I agree with Der Kaiser. Zidanes goal was great as well
July 28th, 2011 at 5:56 PM
THIS POST WAS AWESOME!!!
my vote’s for zidane. love the scissor kick.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:56 PM
then again…that giant hook free kick. a golfer gives mad kudos. nice shotmaking.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:57 PM
Why are you guys going so crzay about that? Did they trade for the pre-name change version of him or something?
July 28th, 2011 at 5:57 PM
left foot, that’s a slice, not a hook…still BA.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:58 PM
Did you see that article I just linked, spencer?
July 28th, 2011 at 5:58 PM
I mean…it actually makes a lot of sense.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:58 PM
/SSNNNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!
July 28th, 2011 at 5:59 PM
Zidane’s scissor kick is nice. But compared to some of these, like Rivaldo’s goal or Messi’s or Maradona’s, it’s kind of pedestrian.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:59 PM
OCHOCINCO WOOOOOO! It was only a matter of time, he and Belichick love each other.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:59 PM
Do you remember last season? Teams left TO.. Terrell fucking Owens… because they didn’t want it from Chad. I hate Belichick more than anyone, but this was good. He is going to do work for Brady in that scheme.
July 28th, 2011 at 5:59 PM
I’m going crazy because I’m envisioning Randy Moss 2.0 here. Chad hated it in Cincy and now he’s going to the Pats? To have Brady throwing to him? To have the Sith Lord drawing up plays to get him open? Fuck me and fuck the fucking Bengals for fucking up every AFC team.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:00 PM
stark…reading it now.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:00 PM
Remember, the Pats also got Ryan Mallet in free fall. I dunno if Ocho/Haynesworth will turn out, but it’s always nice to buy low on guys with potential.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:01 PM
What about this one for Roberto Carlos?
July 28th, 2011 at 6:01 PM
85, Welker and two boss tight ends. Jets signing Nnamdi isn’t even going to stop that. Can’t get to Brady fast enough with the routes they run in New England and there’s too many options to cover.
This is a disaster. I want the lockout back.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:01 PM
That your team is run by retards with a lobotomy? Yes, it would make sense to get rid of him to the fucking Patriots. I hope Carson never comes back. I hope AJ Green tears his ACL tomorrow while trying to wash his Panamera. I hope everyone in Cincinnati FUCKING DIES.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:01 PM
You know… as opposed to paying Sidney Rice $50 million…
So much for my “Taylor Price and Brandon Tate will have breakout years” prediction though…
July 28th, 2011 at 6:02 PM
not sure about ocho working with the pats…randy still had the NOS, brah. i think chad sprayed early.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:03 PM
dantonio’s a good guy…and tressel’s always going to be a…HNNNGH.
/dantonio’d
July 28th, 2011 at 6:04 PM
This right here, is there any way the players can reneg on the deal??
July 28th, 2011 at 6:05 PM
And the Bears just traded Greg Olsen and are close to signing Roy Williams.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW?
July 28th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
TheBigLead Jason Mcintyre
Pfft. Non-factor
BWAHAHAHA!
July 28th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
chad and bill seem to like each other too.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
I dunno… They stopped the Pats last year, and even upgrading one of the WRs, you still saw that the Jets can both cover the WRs deep, and not get killed by the TEs/backs
July 28th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Jets signing Nnamdi isn’t even going to stop that.
Well they’ll have even more trouble when they fail to sign him then.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
TO THE PANTHERS FOR NOT STEVE SMITH??!?!?!?!?
July 28th, 2011 at 6:07 PM
high on cocaine, or high on life, one thing is for certain, Maradona was a bad ass motherfucker.
He gained notoriety in Napoli, where the drug problems began. But even when he was at Barcelona, he was still the best player in the world.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:07 PM
You guys are bugged out. I’m with spencer on this one. #85′s OK but he’s no world beater anymore
July 28th, 2011 at 6:07 PM
I read this shit knowing you’re dougie’ing and popping bottles behind that monitor.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:07 PM
We were going to cut him, at least now we get 2 draft picks for him. We aren’t gonna be contenders for the duration of Chad’s contract anyway, so why should we give a fuck? For what it’s worth, I hope Carson never comes back either.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:07 PM
I just watched the Neymar goal from last night. That took a ridiculous amount of body control and coordination to pull that off. The defender just threw up his arms and said “Fuck this”.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
amen. he had the LT crazy/fearless gene.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
I hope Carson never comes back either.
Jordan’s got the reins now, right?
July 28th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
If I had a manifesto about ways to deal with Belichick, the number 1 thing, NUMBER ONE, would be: Does he like something? Does something make him smile? Get it the fuck away from him as fast and as far as possible. It will be used only for death and extreme liquidation.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Fuck off with your fake optimism, WWoS.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Can someone make sure that SC doesn’t Irabu himself. He seems like he’s coming a little unhinged.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
SC…who’d the bears trade olsen for?
July 28th, 2011 at 6:09 PM
Oh, and Chad isn’t that good. It’s not just his interest that’s depreciated the last couple years, I’ve seen every one of his games, he’s just not the same guy physically. It’s not a Randy Moss situation.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:09 PM
Minus your Jets stuff, this is why I like you.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:10 PM
It’s not a Randy Moss situation.
Or it is, it’s just more of a 2010 Randy Moss situation as opposed to when he first went to NE
July 28th, 2011 at 6:10 PM
A love story
July 28th, 2011 at 6:10 PM
lol
July 28th, 2011 at 6:10 PM
Motherfuckers underestimating Belichick. I hope one of your teams has to play these fucking rats at some point. If you don’t think he doesn’t make that offense better, your fucking crazy. And this is coming from someone who thinks, knows, and believes that the Jets are better than the Pats.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:11 PM
The Texans have put Amobi Okoye on the trade block.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:12 PM
ocho’s got one great year left in the tank. hoodie knows it.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:12 PM
A draft pick and a PTBNL.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:12 PM
The Texans have put Amobi Okoye on the trade block.
Sure to net them a 6th rounder at this point, no?
July 28th, 2011 at 6:12 PM
/eats burrito
//looks at burrito
///offers burrito
////burrito accepted
July 28th, 2011 at 6:13 PM
Bill LOVES him. Loves him. The last time he loved someone this much, he traded an obscene amount to Miami to get him.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:14 PM
My money’s on my former JuCo colleague going for less than 1100yds and less than 10 td’s
July 28th, 2011 at 6:14 PM
Sure to net them a 6th rounder at this point, no?
It’s certainly not a cap move. He apparently doesn’t fit in Wade Philips’s new 3-4 scheme and so they want to unload him. I’m sure they’ll take just about anything in return. He’s not exactly distinguished himself in his time here.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:15 PM
The last time he loved someone this much, he traded an obscene amount to Miami to get him.
And that little boy was worth every penny but it didn’t help the Patriots win any football games
July 28th, 2011 at 6:15 PM
The Texans have put Amobi Okoye on the trade block.
/eats burrito
//looks at burrito
///offers burrito
////burrito accepted
If Philips is the one pulling the trigger on the trade, then this would seem about right.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:15 PM
I don’t expect him to have as bad a year as Houshmandzadeh did after he left or anything, but he will not positively impact that team as much as some of you people think he will.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:16 PM
/vomnits
//looks for vodka and revolver
July 28th, 2011 at 6:16 PM
Holy shit patriots. wow.
/writes Buffalo in for a 5-11 season
/4-12 or 3-13 if Miami gets Orton
July 28th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
What? I know you mean super bowls, right?
July 28th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
i would poach walrus ivory for 15 minutes alone with zoe saldana.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
well, we know 4 of 6 AFC playoff teams. Who will come out of the South and West?
July 28th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
Watching the Losers? She has an ass that needs to be applauded.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:18 PM
has anyone made an extra strong breath mint for drunk puking called “vomints?” prolly be a hit amongst the all-important 18-25 demographic.
/janoff’d
July 28th, 2011 at 6:18 PM
This. The Patriots demolished people last year with average wide receivers and TWO FUCKING ROOKIE TIGHT ENDS.
/goes back to being a football bachelor
July 28th, 2011 at 6:19 PM
/high five
//but seriously…get out of my head
July 28th, 2011 at 6:19 PM
What? I know you mean super bowls, right?
No, I just meant that Bill Belichick bought a small boy in Miami for a lot of money and that he’s a pedophile
July 28th, 2011 at 6:21 PM
/High fucking five
July 28th, 2011 at 6:21 PM
Naw man. Zoe is in here. Give me like 2 more minutes.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:21 PM
No, I just meant that Bill Belichick bought a small boy in Miami for a lot of money and that he’s a pedophile
I saw where you were going with that. He screws married women just as a red herring.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:21 PM
alexander the great and julius caesar were pedophiles too…just saying.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:22 PM
actually i don’t even know if that’s true…but it sounds good.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:23 PM
And some of our greatest philosophers. I’m getting a tux for prom next April.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:23 PM
TBL isn’t even going to do a post on this? That’s some serious fan venom right there.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:23 PM
alexander the great and julius caesar were pedophiles too…just saying.
I’ve read that Alexander the Great was probably gay, or at least bisexual. But I had not heard that about Julius Caesar. I’ve read that Tiberius though loved the little boys.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:23 PM
Just say all ancient greece and rome and we’ll be done with it.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:23 PM
He screws married women just as a red herring.
Actually, it’s a way of meeting their kids
July 28th, 2011 at 6:23 PM
Alexander liked the dudes. Caesar definitely liked the little boys.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:24 PM
Too busy getting blue balls about Nnamdi
July 28th, 2011 at 6:24 PM
Next time Someone makes fun of the Pats collecting draft picks im gonna spit in their face
July 28th, 2011 at 6:25 PM
Not even my top black-ish actress named “Zoe”. Rather have Kravitz.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:26 PM
/jumping or on ladder?
//scurries away
July 28th, 2011 at 6:26 PM
Could you tag it without “ARE YOU GONNA GO MY WAY” in your head?
July 28th, 2011 at 6:27 PM
Next time Someone makes fun of the Pats collecting draft picks im gonna spit in their face
Go on….
July 28th, 2011 at 6:27 PM
SC… I realize my pessimism on the Patriots is so 1996, and I need to get rid of it. I still don’t think it changes the pecking order.
The Pats still have the second best QB in the AFC East based on 2009-10 playoff wins, so I’m hoping to sneak into a WC spot…
/TBL
July 28th, 2011 at 6:28 PM
fucking love that song…awesome guitar riff.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:28 PM
TBL sounds like sucha baby on twitter right now
July 28th, 2011 at 6:29 PM
Oh, not a problem. I’m black, I don’t know Lenny Kravitz’ music.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:29 PM
Next time Someone makes fun of the Pats collecting draft picks im gonna spit in their faceYou don’t deserve nice things.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:30 PM
so according to TBL, Ocho is a nonfactor…like all the other Jets wide receivers not named Santonio Holmes?
July 28th, 2011 at 6:30 PM
bwahahahah…that’s fucking great.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:31 PM
Oh, not a problem. I’m black, I don’t know Lenny Kravitz’ music.
This was fantastic.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:31 PM
three things I learned today: Ballz is from Canada, jose ovechkin is black, and V4L is a black woman.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:31 PM
It’s weird. I’m the one that talks shit, he’s the pessimist. I’m concerned by his dismissive attitude, I’m stoked for his confidence. This will change come the first stupid fucking reverse jinx.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:32 PM
The fuck he is.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:32 PM
She’s Lisa Bonet’s daughter. Just think of her that way and it will all work out in the end
July 28th, 2011 at 6:32 PM
I thought all WRs are non-factors, and it’s just up to God, who catches and who drops the ball.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:33 PM
Whaaaaaaa?
July 28th, 2011 at 6:33 PM
ok now I’m confused. Clarity, please!
July 28th, 2011 at 6:34 PM
CJ, go check the end of the Albert Haynesworth thread. Her and I had an exchange where she stated she is indeed black.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:34 PM
america’s education system…so sad.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:34 PM
I might have more plane crashing wishes for the Patriots now than the Packers. This isn’t healthy. I have my own rivals to focus on. Boston sports need to go back to the way of sucking and epic failure so I don’t have to worry about them again. At least the Red Sox and Patriots.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:34 PM
ok now I’m confused. Clarity, please!
Ballz is about as California as a person can be.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:35 PM
CJ, go check the end of the Albert Haynesworth thread. Her and I had an exchange where she stated she is indeed black.
So that makes 3 black TBL commenters then, right?
July 28th, 2011 at 6:35 PM
CJ, link
July 28th, 2011 at 6:35 PM
Knew one of these three, the other two are kind of surprising.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:35 PM
ballz can’t be canadian. he doesn’t like rush.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:36 PM
new york education system > Ohio education system
July 28th, 2011 at 6:36 PM
I’ve comment-quoted a black person… I can’t be racist.
/John Rocker
July 28th, 2011 at 6:36 PM
meh…i went to private schools anyways. whatevs.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:37 PM
How did people not know that V4L was a sista? I’ve know this for like 2 years.
Ballz can’t be Canadian because he is easily the biggest bitcher about hockey on this blog.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:37 PM
you know how i know ballz isn’t canadian? he likes asia.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:38 PM
I did not know that. Weird.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:38 PM
I obviously misread something this morning. I’ve only been commenting since January or February so it makes sense that I didn’t know about V4L
July 28th, 2011 at 6:39 PM
That is tragic. Then again, he watches F1 and the Tour De France. He’s already a lost soul.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:39 PM
so now we get to spit in your face?
July 28th, 2011 at 6:39 PM
Does anyone like that band?
July 28th, 2011 at 6:39 PM
Who else is excited for a shitty debt ceiling/financial bill ramrodded through Congress by Republicans to go along with our shitty healthcare bill ramrodded through Congress by Democrats?
July 28th, 2011 at 6:40 PM
/something about her husband already doing that for her
July 28th, 2011 at 6:40 PM
asia’s pretty much yes, and i love yes. if you can get past the vocals, the musicians are top notch. im a sucker for bands that put out double albums with 3 songs on it.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:40 PM
/spits on CJ’s shoes
July 28th, 2011 at 6:41 PM
Spencer, have you heard the new Yes album?
/pants around ankles
July 28th, 2011 at 6:42 PM
i didn’t know they had a new album out, but i have relayer in my car’s cd changer if that makes up for it.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:42 PM
No
July 28th, 2011 at 6:43 PM
Wrong blog.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:43 PM
that works. You know, I love that style of music but for some reason, I’ve never been able to get into Steely Dan
July 28th, 2011 at 6:43 PM
so now we get to spit in your face?
Now it’s a party!
/unzips fly
//re-reads the thread to be sure
///leaves fly down for now but waits awkwardly for someone else to make the first move
July 28th, 2011 at 6:43 PM
Who else is excited for a shitty debt ceiling/financial bill ramrodded through Congress by Republicans to go along with our shitty healthcare bill ramrodded through Congress by Democrats?
Take it somewhere else chief. We’re busy being blown away by the race of each other on here.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:46 PM
steely dan is fucking great dude. kid charlemagne? aja? those motherfuckers can play…plus fagen’s from my hometown, shaker heights.
im eskimo.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:46 PM
TampaBo is a brother, right?
/asks WWoS to check his TBL Commenter Race Spreadsheet
July 28th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
I’m Irish!!
July 28th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
Ballz is about as California as a person can be.
uhhhh, no
July 28th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
g’day mate.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
im eskimo.
Wopwopwopwopwopwopwopwopwop!
/mrejr
July 28th, 2011 at 6:48 PM
spencer, I do not doubt the greatness of SD. Just not something i seek to hear.
/watched Rush in Rio again today
//wanking motion
July 28th, 2011 at 6:48 PM
I’m Irish!!
Bikini pictures or I don’t believe you.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:48 PM
I’m Mantis Toboggan
July 28th, 2011 at 6:48 PM
well you are from New England!
/from new england, originally
//english, not irish
///we’re both pasty white so it doesn’t matter
July 28th, 2011 at 6:49 PM
TampaBo is a brother, right?
Yes he is. But he’s here so rarely that I forgot about him. So 4 then.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:49 PM
He got a haircut! *squeals*
July 28th, 2011 at 6:51 PM
He got fat, too. Non-factor now.
I have to know though, if you’re Irish… redhead?
July 28th, 2011 at 6:51 PM
The bun is under his hat.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:52 PM
or the ever exclusive brunette irish gals
/remembers The Corrs album from the mid 90s
July 28th, 2011 at 6:53 PM
big brady goes about six three two sixty.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:53 PM
Blonde
July 28th, 2011 at 6:55 PM
Short and blonde, eh?
/wipes spit off CJ’s shoes
Sorry about that.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:57 PM
Looks like the Steelers choosed Willie Colon over Max Starks. Smart move. Starks was an overpaid, fat, and lazy tackle that will play well for 1/4 of the season.
July 28th, 2011 at 6:58 PM
Exact reason Buffalo didn’t mind getting rid of Jason Peters a couple of years ago.
July 28th, 2011 at 7:03 PM
Blonde
Actually blonde or…..
July 28th, 2011 at 7:06 PM
I heard he used to go by Makblunt. He was much funnier when he change his name to TampaBo though.
July 28th, 2011 at 8:29 PM
Bergkamp versus Argentina, World Cup 1998.
July 28th, 2011 at 10:45 PM
Pele scored on a volley from more than 50 yards away after a goal kick taken by the opposing team’s goalkeeper. Not sure of the year or the opponent, but it beats everything here. It was that great.
But Robinho’s free kick was pretty damn good. If you want to see a great American goal, do a search on Clint Mathis and Dallas Burn and watch Clint go through 4 defenders on a 60-yard run. I was there that day. Best goal I’ve seen live.
July 28th, 2011 at 11:07 PM
Sorry, Roberto Carlos free kick. Beckham watched that and said “Damn, wish I could do that.”
July 29th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
great list Duffy! When will we see some Americans on this list? I’m hoping Klinsmann is the answer for the USMNT.