Shaq’s Girlfriend “Hoopz” Also Doubles as His Doll
NBA August 9th. 2011, 7:45am
This photograph of Shaq and his girlfriend Nikki “Hoopz” Alexander has it all. Not only does the stark contrast in height bring back hilarious memories of Shaqtus standing next to Earl Boykins, but the retired behemoth’s outfit is something to behold.
A pair of your grandfather’s Sunday morning slippers, jorts, and droopy man-boobs that would make Phil Mickelson’s set of jigglers scurry for the hills is about as lethal as it gets.
[via @Jose3030]
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August 9th, 2011 at 8:00 AM
This is ridiculous. She was my favorite Flavor of Love girl, if it’s possible to have a favorite Flavor of Love girl.
August 9th, 2011 at 8:01 AM
Yea, I really thought her and Flav would last
August 9th, 2011 at 8:03 AM
How does he not break her in half during ‘funtime’?
August 9th, 2011 at 8:05 AM
She must be torn up
August 9th, 2011 at 8:10 AM
Ditto. Definitely liked her over the girl who shat herself.
August 9th, 2011 at 8:10 AM
Ditto. Definitely liked her over the girl who shat herself.
August 9th, 2011 at 8:14 AM
Somthin’
August 9th, 2011 at 8:15 AM
And yet, he’s still a cooler cat than all of us.
August 9th, 2011 at 8:19 AM
The fuck’s going on in England? I thought the Brits were a gentle people.
August 9th, 2011 at 8:19 AM
Speaking of Flav, I just read where he will be doing the show “Celebrity Wife Swap”. He will switch wives with Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister. Fun!
August 9th, 2011 at 8:21 AM
somebody finally said, “you know what? this food blows.” so it’s a food riot…just not the kind TBL’s bunker is prepped for.
August 9th, 2011 at 8:25 AM
Shaquille looks like he is going to let his body go quickly.
August 9th, 2011 at 8:25 AM
August 9th, 2011 at 8:27 AM
wasn’t that the annual knock on him starting about 10 years ago though?
August 9th, 2011 at 8:28 AM
They usually are but American Idol isn’t on until the fall and it has been hot lately so….
August 9th, 2011 at 8:30 AM
mmonast – did you accept my bet yesterday, or what?
August 9th, 2011 at 8:33 AM
Never would have thought 20 years ago that Shaq would end up with Flav’s leftovers.
August 9th, 2011 at 8:39 AM
I feel sorry for her next boyfriend. In the immortal words of Stewie Griffin, it’s gonna be like “throwing a hotdog down a hallway”.
August 9th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
that is so fucking bizarre.
August 9th, 2011 at 8:45 AM
That saying’s been around for a while, yet again Seth McFarlane is a cover band of comedy
August 9th, 2011 at 9:01 AM
Sorry miz, was in and out yesterday. I should clarify, if it was me I would have canned him ASAP. Adam Scott wins a tournament and the story is his freaking caddy. Someone said yesterday of a golfer can do something to eliminate distractions then they will do it. Will the guy be fired by the end of the week, probably not, but if he keeps this act up it won’t be long.
Think if he actually comes out with a tell all tiger book? What pro golfer will want him on the bag with all that media?