Ex-Con in Chicago Thinks the NCAA Should Be Going After Charlie Strong and Louisville
College Football, Recruiting, Shady McShady August 25th. 2011, 2:31pm
Remember Ken Caldwell, a street agent in the seedy world of AAU basketball? Caldwell is a target of the NCAA for his shady dealings with the University of Central Florida basketball program and mysteriously, he went on a mini-twitter rant Wednesday about Louisville and its football program. It is unclear why Caldwell, who famously told the Pete Thamel of the New York Times earlier this year, “You’ll make me a legend in Chicago. Because that’s what Chicago feeds off of, they love that. You want to make me a legend, do that,” would single out Louisville.
Caldwell’s tweets were directed at Clint Hurtt, the “recruiting coordinator” of the Cardinals. Hurtt was hired January. He came from Miami. Does his name ring a bell? Yahoo fingered him as a shady recruiter for his dealings with Nevin Shapiro. Obviously, the NCAA wants to talk to Hurtt.
In 2011, ESPN named Hurtt the “recruiter of the year” for an impressive haul of kids he got to sign with Strong’s Cardinals.
Hmmmm. Did Hurtt get a whiff the Nevin Shapiro story was going to blow up and get out while he could? Better yet, how did he produce such a sick class (by Louisville standards) featuring seven high school stars from Miami?
The thing is, there’s a Clint Hurtt at most of the major college football programs – a slick-talking charmer who works in all the gray areas of college football and delivers players. Hurtt was exposed because of the Shapiro scandal. How will the others be caught? In this cheating age, where programs basically need to bend the rules to keep up, everyone needs a Clint Hurtt. The most famous one of these smooth operators from recent years is Trooper Taylor at Auburn. Guess who was named one of the best recruiters in the country in 2010 by Rivals? You got it – Trooper Taylor. He helped deliver the Tigers a recruiting class that led to a national title.
The woefully inept NCAA hasn’t been able to catch many (any?) of these recruiters doing anything shady, but it is now trying a new approach: According to Dennis Dodd and Charles Robinson, the NCAA is granting immunity to athletes if they’re willing to dish dirt on what went down behind-the-scenes. Writes Dodd:
“Limited immunity” is a little-known procedure granted to NCAA investigators to get information from a player “when such an individual otherwise might be declared ineligible for intercollegiate competition,” according to the NCAA Manual.
Roe Lach put it another way: “When we think that’s really our only shot of getting that information.”
In essence, it allows guilty parties to become informants in exchange for playing time.
The next logical step: Punish the head coaches who have rule-breakers on their staff. Yes, even the ones who look the other way.

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August 25th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
Football can’t get here soon enough.
August 25th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Strong is the next UGA coach should they falter this year. Homeboy needs to make sure he’s clean.
August 25th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
The thing is, there’s a Clint Hurtt at most of the major college football programs
Hmm, I would have thought it would be a relatively rare name. Now, to read the rest of the sentence
August 25th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Damn, that’s a pretty absurd class for Louisville.
August 25th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Uh…UGA can have him.
/Go Joker
August 25th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Today is shaping up to be my most productive day at work with the current morning’s crop of posts.
August 25th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Football can’t get here soon enough.
+ 1 photo-realistic rendition of Samoan Chuck Knoblauch
August 25th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
I say Death Penalty to all NCAA BCS schools. That will clean it up. Maybe.
August 25th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Good recruiter probably means “guy who breaks NCAA rules” but I’d like to point out that Charlie Strong was pretty strong in the state of Florida in his own right, with or without Clint Hurtt.
August 25th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
lol.
August 25th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
Gnarly head vein, Ken Caldwell.
August 25th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Football can’t get here soon enough.
This. Next post up, a heated argument that took place between Chris Mihm and Rick Barnes in 2000.
August 25th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
I am of the mind that a competent black coach (see Willingham as evidence of the opposite) would clean up at UGA as far as recruiting goes. Strong would also have a sick defense, something UGA hasn’t had in a long time.
August 25th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
Oy vey.
So, who is watching Sex Cannon and John Beck battle it out tonight?
August 25th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
Chris Mihm? You mean that guy who couldn’t stick in the NBA (only lasted 10 years)?
August 25th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Chris Mihm? You mean that guy who couldn’t stick in the NBA (only lasted 10 years)?
I thought about going with Luke Axtell, but I think only clown would have gotten that one right away.
August 25th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
the hockey post saw my production level sky rocket this morning.
August 25th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
fuck that noise…colt mccoy’s gonna burn the iggles tonite at the linc.
/nods at employers
August 25th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
Nope. The Aggies just sent official notice to the B12 that they’re exploring conference options for 2012. So, yeah. It’s “official” now. Anyways…
Rex Grossman! John Beck! It might be preseason but it’s a game! Where’s illformula??!
August 25th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
I wish I got the Browns game instead. Maybe they’ll have it on NFLN. The baseball slate is bad tonight. Perhaps I’ll just play some video games.
August 25th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Nope. The Aggies just sent official notice to the B12 that they’re exploring conference options for 2012. So, yeah. It’s “official” now. Anyways…
I think the Aggies already did that two weeks ago. But I get what you mean.
FWIW (probably not much) SMU threw publicly announced today it was interested in moving to the Big XII.
August 25th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
probably golfing, that asshole.
/jealous grumbling
August 25th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
I thought about going with Luke Axtell, but I think only clown would have gotten that one right away.
Completely worthless. Kansas should have never stole him. He sucked playing guitar also.
August 25th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
It better not start hurricaning until after the Phillies game on Saturday night I swear.
August 25th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
And the B12 laughed hysterically.
August 25th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
It just stopped raining in New York. Yankees game on! The Cubs are already losing. I had hope for Garza today, too.
August 25th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
MS, is the interest reciprocated by the Big 12? What about Houston, are they trying to move over there, too?
August 25th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Coming to a state formerly a part of the Confederacy near you…
August 25th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
Coming to a state formerly a part of the Confederacy near you…
I see you follow Sarah Spain as well.
August 25th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
This Caldwell guy has been bitching about Louisville for a while. Me thinks he thought that he was going to get paid and didn’t or something. He has a major vendetta against both basketball and football. He was trying to steer both Kevin Ware (bball) and DeMarcus Smith (football) to Central Florida. Why UofL is recruiting against UCF is baffling, but this guy is trouble.
August 25th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
I woulda’ gotten it.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
We’re Facebook friends as well. I even sold her tickets to a Cubs game once! She’s a loyal TBL lurker.
/waves at Sarah
August 25th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Why UofL is recruiting against UCF is baffling, but this guy is trouble.
UCF happens to be located in a good spot for recruiting. The entire football staff at U of L is there because of their ties to the state of Florida. Problem solved
August 25th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
/threadjack
texas a&m informs big 12 it is leaving
/end threadjack
August 25th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
She probably didn’t enjoy you calling her a fame whore that one time.
/I think that was you
August 25th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
Saw on twitter that the Phils are playing 2 on Saturday because they are going to pre-emptively cancel Sunday’s game because of the impending hurricane (link: http://philadelphia.phillies.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20110825&content_id=23735592&vkey=news_phi&c_id=phi)
August 25th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
Is that, like, a month old Duckworth or did something new happen?
August 25th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
Not all the news out of college football is bad. Kids coming to smart decisions about their future is always a crowd pleaser, right?
August 25th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
Didn’t someone post a youtube link to one of those little preachers? He was maybe 2 and everything he said sounded like gibberish so a guy “translated” what he was saying.
Here it is.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
That would be SG, Shatner. She does not care for Ms. Spain. Sarah is a good Twitter follow. She’s obviously had to tone down a few things since joining tWWL, but whatevs.
She’s in the top 20 female follows I’ve got on the Twitter machine. I wish Amy K. Nelson would tweet more often.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
I wish Amy K. Nelson would tweet inappropriate pictures of herself
What I think every time she does tweet
August 25th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
The thing is, there’s a Clint Hurtt at most of the major college football programs – a slick-talking charmer who works in all the gray areas of college football and delivers players.
From Mike Archer through Gerry DiNardo, LSU lacked one of these. Ever since Satan — er, Saban stepped in with his cloven imprint, the Tigers have been making up for lost time.
Selling of soul = Tiger Blood + Winning. It’s all worth it, baby.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
August 25th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
shatner – a&m’s president sent notification to big 12 commissioner dan beebe. all of the junk in the past was just speculation – this is the beginning of the formal withdrawal.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
/high five
//watches video
///high fives herbie…COME BACK TO OHIO HERBIE
August 25th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
lol
/loves Columbus
August 25th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
NCAA Policy: Guilt by
associationsuccess./fixed
August 25th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
Yup, saw that dewar, I’ve got ticket for the night game and supposed to tailgate, so it’s going to be interesting. Might need to bring some garbage bags.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
UCF happens to be located in a good spot for recruiting. The entire football staff at U of L is there because of their ties to the state of Florida. Problem solved
Yes, UofL football is recruiting Florida heavily, but the football recruit in question (DeMarcus Smith) is actually from Louisville and was “enticed” to UCF with Caldwell’s help.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
/defriends Shatner on Facebook for what is probably the 7th time
//1st sober tho
August 25th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
I swear that picture of White Vick is the zahir. I keep going back to look at it over and over. It’s gonna ruin my life. How could ESPN actually put that out there? It reminds me of that old Garret Morris skit making fun of the book Black Like Me but it was supposed to be serious
August 25th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
Columbus is fucking awesome, man. Not on the level of Chicago, of course, but I like it.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
Damn. I’m hoping they do the same thing to the Reading Phillies game I’m supposed to be going to on Sunday
August 25th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
I thought of that old Eddie Purphy SNL skit where he goes undercover as a white guy. “Silly negro..he he he”
August 25th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
When do we get the Strasberg post? He’s gonna be back in the majors one week from today
August 25th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
People were banging on Kirk for picking Iowa to win the Legends? Division, but they have a cake B10 slate this year. No OSU or Wisky.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
I accidentally clicked on the soccer post and I gotta tell ya… the names of some of those teams sound like food poisoning strains. Also… they have soccer in Russia? Is Cousin Yuri involved?
August 25th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
Was this linked yet?
August 25th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Was this linked yet?
I hadn’t seen it yet if it was. I just spit all over my computer monitor
August 25th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
They gotta go to Lincoln. Expectations are low for this 2011-12 Hawkeyes.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
That would be SG, Shatner. She does not care for Ms. Spain.
Color me shocked.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Expectations are low every time I go out in Iowa City
August 25th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
nobody knows how good they’ll be tho…replacing 3/4 of that DL and iowa’s DL was pretty beast.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Trabzonspor sounds like an infectious disease
August 25th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
Media picked Ferentz to be 2nd for COY award.
They have to replace their starting QB and 3/4 of a stud DL, but the schedule seems rather nice.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
2 years ago it was. Last year it underwhelmed. But yes, replacing the talent on there will be difficult. I like their secondary. Micah Hyde is an NFL talent. I’m starting to buy into the Vandenberg hype, too. Loved what I’ve read so far.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
looks like iowa’s gilbert grape to me.
/i keed
August 25th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
Trabzonspor sounds like an infectious disease
I’d have guessed that was a new pill. “Some users of trabzonspor have reported serious side effects such as clotting of expectorates and an inability to urinate. These side effects occur in less than 10% of users. Please consult a doctor if you have not had a bowel movement in the past week as this may be a symptom of a much greater problem.”
August 25th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
bravo…your diction was spot on.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
Not sure what’s worse… week long constipation or being the guy that walks into the ER at full mast with no blood in his face because his dick pill gave him a 4 hour woody.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
hese side effects occur in less than 10% of users. Please consult a doctor if you have not had a bowel movement in the past week as this may be a symptom of a much greater problem.
I can’t imagine having an erection for an hour, let alone 4.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
Incorrect.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
This.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
Whatever.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
Not a marathoner, eh?
August 25th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
i couldn’t imagine having four erections either.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
This totally explains the pickiness.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Linus and Lucy have entered the building.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
i couldn’t imagine having four erections either.
Total Porncall is gonna make it easier for all of us to imagine
August 25th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
I can’t imagine having an erection for an hour, let alone 4.
Not a marathoner, eh?
I suppose I deserved that for walking into that one. Y’all know what I meant.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
/sits and waits for the inevitable “What’s the longest sex you’ve ever had?” question
August 25th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
MS, is the interest reciprocated by the Big 12? What about Houston, are they trying to move over there, too?
Stark, sorry I’m just now getting to this, I had to leave for a brief meeting.
Who really knows. SMU and the Big 12 have met privately about a move, I have a feeling this is them throwing their hate into the ring for all to know about. This is the administration showing alumni that they are not going to sit back idly and allow us to remain stuck in a weakening conference like we did with the WAC and SWC before that.
UH probably gets the invitation to replace A&M. If Mizzou also gets poached maybe SMU gets asked. Maybe. What we have going for us is our media market, but what we don’t have going for us is that we have shitty attendance at home games and have still only won 14 games in two years. We’ve got a lot of potential, but we’d be a gamble of a pick.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
Not a marathoner, eh?
This totally explains the pickiness.
You guys must have strong jaws if you can take that for an hour without interruption.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
this one time i got really drunk and passed out during…woke up the next day and finished the job so…sixteen hours?
August 25th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
DQ
August 25th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
/sits and waits for the inevitable “What’s the longest sex you’ve ever had?” question
If I had to guess, I’d say 2 hours.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Fucking south
/…and Kentucky
August 25th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
FUCKING FRENCH JUDGE YOU CAN GO TO HELL.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
This would have to be qualified. Are we talking straight penetration without stopping? Is foreplay included? Breaks for snacks and hydration?
August 25th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
/sits and waits for the inevitable “What’s the longest sex you’ve ever had?” question
If I had to guess, I’d say 2 hours.
Are we talking one erection here? What if I have multiple bullets in the chamber? 2 Hours of pumping with only one erection seems pretty long.
/getting uncomfortable.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
This would have to be qualified. Are we talking straight penetration without stopping? Is foreplay included? Breaks for snacks and hydration?
I took it to mean straight up constant penetration without climax.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
I took it to mean straight up constant penetration without climax.
2 hours? I think I’d get bored.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Alright people… if you’re fucking a chick for 2 hours straight and no climax, you’re doing it wrong.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
2 hours? Kudos to you and your whiskey dick.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Seems like we have several categories:
1 – penetration
2 – foreplay + penetration
3 – foreplay + penetration + rest + more penetration
We make everything hard around here (hey-o!).
August 25th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
I’ll allow another erection, as long as its within a half hour of the first climax.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
I was gonna ask if it starts when she passes out or when you get her clothes off? Later? I need the rules to know the answer
August 25th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Alright people… if you’re fucking a chick for 2 hours straight and no climax, you’re doing it wrong.
/phew
//wipes nervous sweat from forehead
///hangs up phone before calling exes to apologize
August 25th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
/nods
/unless you’re tantric
August 25th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
After 45 minutes, if it hasn’t happened for me, it’s not going to and I’m throwing in the towel and willing to try again in the morning.
2 hours? I’d need A-Rod type hip surgery the next day. Jesus.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
You’re generous. I would have given them half that.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Yes – as long as the rest doesnt include sleep like spence. Thats an automatic DQ.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
/reaches into fanny pack
//hopes it’s the energy gel and not the free sample of KY warm i found on bar bathroom floor
August 25th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
I’ll allow another erection, as long as its within a half hour of the first climax.
Give me 10 minutes and I’m good to go.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
If she falls asleep after climax I consider the mission accomplished.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Are we talking one erection here? What if I have multiple bullets in the chamber? 2 Hours of pumping with only one erection seems pretty long.
It was pretty long. I’m guess on the time, it could have been an hour and a half, it could have been longer. I was in the zone and not really looking at the clock.[
August 25th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Yeah SG you’re right. 15 minutes or less.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
oh what’s this? if im getting half, you’re getting half.
/1.5 pumps and a squirt
August 25th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
File this under TMI – but I can finish and just … continue. It only goes away if I stop physical contact.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
I think you people are doing it wrong. It doesn’t have to be constant pumps and furious monkey sex. At the risk of sounding like a girl, it can be slow and sensual. Not like Cinemax slow and sensual, mind you, but taking you time.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
yall are giving us way too much time to reload. 15 minutes is a break with a small meal and some light stretching…gotta cut it down to 5 to make it continuous.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Mr. C has a magic peen
August 25th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Ok, new question: what’s everyone’s record for most times having sex in one day? I’ve done 5 times in a day a couple of times, with the quality of the sessions varying from really good to so-so.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
I believe this is referred to as warming up the car before you put it in gear and pull it out of the driveway.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
I think you people are doing it wrong. It doesn’t have to be constant pumps and furious monkey sex. At the risk of sounding like a girl, it can be slow and sensual. Not like Cinemax slow and sensual, mind you, but taking you time.
Exactly. You have to mix things up, it’s not good to just constantly jackhammer away.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
3 – foreplay + penetration + rest + more penetration
If that’s the criteria… 2 hours sounds about right for longest session. Red Sox fans don’t understand this though. They probably drag everything out with a striptease and such just so they hit the 3.5 hour mark.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Probably 3. One day that I’m not proud of was once in the morning with one guy, then at night with another guy. At least I showered in between.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
I’ll take a sarcastic “magic” as a positive.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Straight Piledrivin!
August 25th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Josh Beckett bores you to sleep then he climaxes
August 25th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
done three a few times. once was three good ones tho.
nice.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
7. Lazy Sundays in college were a great time. An NFL Sunday no less. Bears were getting blown out by NE the year Chicago went to the Super Bowl. The last couple sessions were forgettable.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
/high five
/all for equality as we’d all high five a guy friend for this
August 25th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Probably 3. One day that I’m not proud of was once in the morning with one guy, then at night with another guy. At least I showered in between
get ‘errr done.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
three. Like CJ I’ve pulled the “two different partners in a day” thing. That was when I was 19 though. I think my girl would kill me now…
August 25th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
What happens when you’re really really really drunk? Because I went 95 minutes one time.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
One of my remaining sexual conquests is to have two chicks at seperate times in one day. It can be done.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
I too applaud CJ. Girls get a stigma for doing it, guys get high fives, which is stupid. I don’t see a problem with it.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Also, drugs were involved. Never again.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
three. Like CJ I’ve pulled the “two different partners in a day” thing. That was when I was 19 though. I think my girl would kill me now…
To the shock of nobody, I feel like quite the prude now.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
/drops pants to ankles
August 25th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Most times in one day was definitely four times. Snow + sex = good days.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Go all night, bro, until she’s had enough.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
sorry, but did no one else find this funny?
August 25th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
If I’m really drunk then I’m worthless. I drink Woodford, and it does the job quick.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
obviously cocaine…i can’t imagine doing ANYTHING seven times on pot or heroin. unless it was doing pot or heroin seven times.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
These are the types of discussion that Danica Patrick and soccer spawn.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
I also want to do a black chick. I came close once.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Ha! I was 19 too. Morning guy I was kinda dating, night guy was my ex with whom I carried on a FWB thing for way too long because I wasnt over him.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Because you wouldn’t do this or never had the opportunity?
August 25th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Really? I’d say you were a lousy lay. The only time I want to sleep after climax is if I’m drunk.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
this and i also want a middle eastern chick in the worst way.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
I can’t believe Jersey isn’t here. This seems like something he would command.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
I’ve been close but never sealed the deal. pretty sure the second one could smell it on me or something.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Not illicit drugs. Prescription. And cocaine makes your weiner malfunction. It also feels like you’re going to have a coronary at any given moment during sex.
Dancing with the devil in the pale moon light was a short lived experience in my life.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Because you wouldn’t do this or never had the opportunity?
The latter. I’m not sure I’d do that now though.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Your lame tattoos and earlobe spacers botched the deal, huh?
August 25th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Damn! Me too. Guy though. A senior black dude used to hit on me when I was a frosh but I was stupidly taken.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Oh, he’s here. He’s just ‘watching’.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
That’s me. Unless we switched lives.
/had a black chick
//eh
August 25th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
I’m trying really hard to control myself.
Well, there goes that.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Yup, this instance was my first time too, I was pretty much worthless after seven hours of heavy drinking. But it was my older cousin’s best friend from college, so I can consider it a good notch when you’re 18 and banging a 22 yr old.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Nicely done.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
adderall does this too…malfunction in the sense that you get some shrinkage during non-sexual activities (fine when it stands to attention) and you get more staying power.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
this and i also want a middle eastern chick in the worst way.
In the worst way? Does this mean you’d make her convert to Christianity at the point of a gun and then do her from behind? That was the worst way I could think of.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Hang on a sec … as in you want more just don’t want to sleep? Let’s not go crushing my self esteem quite yet …
August 25th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Yup, this instance was my first time too,…. But it was my older cousin
That’s where I stopped reading.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
I’ve never used the machete to cut through any jungle foliage either. Nor have I been to the land of the rising sun.
Latinas though… ay mami. They’re all screamers, too. At least in my experience.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
older cousin’s best friend ATL, you obviously missed that part.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
all im saying is that my infidel would occupy her fertile delta.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
I can independently confirm this.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
older cousin’s best friend ATL, you obviously missed that part.
you obviously missed my lame attempt at a joke/ to mock you
August 25th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
If that’s not racist…haha.
This. Fucking love latinas. You know what’s better though emo/scene girls. Best part is emo/scene/hipster guys are a bunch of fucking tools so you look better by comparison.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Latinas though… ay mami. They’re all screamers, too. At least in my experience.
I can independently confirm this.
As can I.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
It’s fun.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
i have no idea what this means.
/not a fan of latin chicks
//too mainstream
August 25th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Hipster Spence sucks.
/I fucked a latina before it was cool
August 25th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
I hooked up with a latin chick the night before I graduated college…was close to going all the way but couldn’t seal the deal.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
ms/Ndub – hairy bushes? I was disappointed at first until we went at it. Hairy bush or not, those latinas bring the thunder in the bedroom. They’re big fans of being on top.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
I hear great things about white chicks.
August 25th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
heard that from several folks. probably tops on my list of want to conquests.
August 25th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
They’re just so … eager.
August 25th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
ms/Ndub – hairy bushes? I was disappointed at first until we went at it. Hairy bush or not, those latinas bring the thunder in the bedroom. They’re big fans of being on top.
No, not really. I mean degrees of hair down there for sure, but never what I would call a ‘bush’.
August 25th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
/wanking?
August 25th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Bring the thunder, bring the noise to Athens. Pack those boat shoes. I’ve got my straw hat already. Thinking the white polo is probably the way to go as well.
August 25th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
One of my former roommates dated this quasi-punk scene/skater chick. My other roommate would blast Sk8r Boi on the stereo when they were banging in the bedroom.
August 25th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Thin landing strip. This chick was pretty much down for anything. It was rad.
August 25th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
/blushes
August 25th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
I shouldm be booking a flight in the next couple weeks. Still can’t figure out what to wear on gameday, though.
August 25th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
/nervously but cautiously smiles
//waits to get viciously pegged in WWF
August 25th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Can’t wait!
August 25th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Where’s the part about how dirty Trooper is? Or are we just lumping him in via guilt by association? More fancy logic on this site – akin to me saying most murderers have tattoos. Most football players have tattoos. Therefore, most football players are murderers.
August 25th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
I’ll be sporting some seersucker next weekend. Tie and complementary hat …
August 25th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Didn’t I already send you links on this?
August 25th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
I need to change my twitter picture to show you dummies how a true gentlemen dresses for a football game.
August 25th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
hoodie and dip stained jeans.
August 25th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Always a tie, friend. Oftentimes a jacket.
August 25th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
How’d you know?
No, son. Bow tie. Orange pants. Boots. Boom!
August 25th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
No, son. Bow tie. Orange pants. Boots. Boom!
Wayfarers with a nylon lanyard too, I’m guessing.
August 25th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Nice, nice, but no. Not for me.