Danny Sheridan’s Sad Jihad Against Auburn
College Football, Media Gossip/Musings August 29th. 2011, 1:21pm
Are you familiar with USA Today’s gambling writer, Danny Sheridan? He writes about lines, odds, and college football, too. He went to the University of Alabama – file this away – and has been at USA Today for over 25 years. In the last month he’s ruined whatever credibility he built up in his career as a journalist.
Sheridan, for reasons unknown, claims to know who Auburn’s “bag man” is in the Cam Newton case. You know, the case the NCAA refuses to close the book on, even though nobody’s been able to unearth a smoking gun. Sheridan has floated this theory for weeks – I know who gave Cecil Newton money! – and for reasons that remain unclear, the media (even ESPN!) has given him a platform to go to the edge of the diving board … and then turn around and refuse to jump.
After weeks of, “I know what happened!” jibber-jabber, Sheridan always ends up hiding behind his lawyer. Sheridan’s embarrassing antics were so persistent that the NCAA spoke to Sheridan. Then, they bitch-slapped him.
Danny Sheridan continues to make vague, unsubstantiated claims without backing them up with proof. Contrary to his claims of having an inside source with details on the Auburn investigation, the NCAA has not provided information to Sheridan or anyone else. As a matter of due diligence, the NCAA spoke with Sheridan this week to determine if he had any facts pertaining to the investigation. Sheridan, however, did not provide any information to the enforcement staff and certainly did not provide a name. Instead, he unsuccessfully attempted to gather information for his own use.
Everyone hates the NCAA, but everyone loved that statement. You’d think it would have shut Sheridan up. Sadly, it has not. He released his own statement to the NCAA’s statement about his many statements:
The NCAA statement about me is total propaganda and an absolute misrepresentation of the facts. For the record, I do have sources at the NCAA and that’s why the organization has chosen to shoot the messenger. The NCAA called me through my attorney and requested an interview. I spoke with two NCAA investigators last Wednesday for almost an hour. I was consistent with them as I have been with the media and the public in refusing to divulge my sources. I also politely declined to share the name of the individual I have been told gave money to Cecil Newton. For the NCAA to claim I did anything else is specious, deceitful, disingenuous and completely false. I will be happy to take a polygraph test on these specific issues and challenge them to do so as well.
Way to try and advance the story you created with the polygraph test silliness. At this point, readers are probably asking: If Sheridan has sources that are rock solid, why hasn’t he written this for USA Today? And if you’re so certain, why can’t you reveal the so-called bag man? I wouldn’t be surprised if Alabama coach Nick Saban personally called Sheridan and said, “Danny, please, cool it. You’re embarrassing your school. Nobody cares about this case anymore. If Yahoo doesn’t unearth the bag man, nobody will.” [AL.com, NCAA.org]

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August 29th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
When has the USA Today ever broke a story?
August 29th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
I doubt Saban cares one iota about Danny Sheridan.
August 29th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
If Yahoo doesn’t unearth the bag man, nobody will.
So your saying there’s a chance.
August 29th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
it was a joke. or an attempt at one.
August 29th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
/tells Duffy to start next takedown of OSU
//for Spence
August 29th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
Sheridan Crane > Bill Sheridan > Nick Sheridan > Danny Sheridan
August 29th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
If they do polygraph him, I want them to also ask him if he watched Melrose Place as well.
/Hernia’d
August 29th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
being the gambling writer for USA Today, he probably didn’t have much credibility to begin with.
August 29th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
I bet Ritty is beating off to this post right now, but TBL is right. Sheridan is being a complete douchebag and he needs to shit or get off of the pot. You know it’s bad when people who want Auburn to burn think this guy is full of shit.
August 29th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
The hits just keep on coming for Tennessee. After Janzen Jackson was dismissed last week Tennessee now has to deal with one of their top recruits leaving. That’s two safeties gone in 5 days.
August 29th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
When has the USA Today ever broke a story?
Anything involving colorful pie charts has been broken by USA Today
August 29th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Well at least with players leaving there is less chance of having too many on the field in the finals seconds of the game.
/throws headset in disgust
August 29th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
it was a joke. or an attempt at one.
You should have consulted with the census like Duffy does when making jokes.
August 29th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
husker – he couldn’t take the competitive heat. he couldn’t even get past the scout team for the mock game last week…didn’t like being buried so deep on the depth chart.
August 29th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
oh, and fuck you, cleet.
/8)
August 29th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
Gotta admit it was funny though
August 29th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
That sucks. Recruiting is hit or miss like crazy. This kid was highly touted, but you can never truly know what the player will do when he isn’t the baddest dude on the field. Reminds me of Harrison Beck at Nebraska. He was a top-5 QB recruit who couldn’t handle not being handed the job.
August 29th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
ok, I’ll try it again.
*reads cleet’s comment*
fuck you, cleet.
August 29th, 2011 at 1:51 PM
Stick to recruiting 2, 3 and the occasional 4 star kid and then building them up into good college football players with maybe 10% of your kids making it to the NFL.
/Kirk Ferentz
August 29th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
10% to the NFL the other 90% to jail. The Iowa way.
August 29th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Please. You know why coaches don’t land 4- and 5-star recruits? Because they can’t. Ferentz, like all coaches, recruit who they can sign.
August 29th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Sorry Miz, it was a low blow but all in good fun since you are wearing the ribbon.
August 29th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
Are there gonna be some Conference previews and predictions before Thursday?
August 29th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
it’s ok, cleet. you’re forgiven.
would you like to chant “Fuck the Gheytors” in fellowship with me?
/I’m so happy it’s game week!!
August 29th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
and you stick to 5, 6 and the occasional 7 win season.
August 29th, 2011 at 2:00 PM
Can’t even make a joke at my own expense anymore. Sheesh.
I’m quite happy with the people Kirk Ferentz recruits. He does just fine with them. Highly touted kids never do well at Iowa. Tony Moeaki was one of the few to pan out.
August 29th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Duffy’s moving, and I’d guess that it takes a long time to get all your stuff from one chateau to the next, so we probably won’t see him this week. He already did the previews though.
August 29th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
Does Derek Dooley know? I know he’s not so good with the time and date stuff.
August 29th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
JHS
Did you hear about Tom Kowlaski dying? Fuck, terribly sad and tragic.
August 29th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
GREAT POST TBL!!!
Nah man. I’m a little disappointed there isn’t a picture of Danny Sheridan’s corpse as featured on OTL the other day. I’ll link to it –
http://tigervent.com/siw/Portals/0/activeforums_Attach/DS.JPG
August 29th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
he’s not? I thought he sucked at counting, not being punctual. learn something new every day I guess.
August 29th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
Paul Finebaum looks like a penis with glasses and hedges.
August 29th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
PAWWWWWWL, ah dinno who this sheridan feller is and ah SUREASHELL dinno anythin’ bout no gee-had, but whaddayou think the tah-de are gonna do this year? ah’ll hangupen lizzen.
August 29th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
RIP Killer…
August 29th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
The 3rd paragraph is GOLD.
August 29th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Acts like one, too.
This whole deal is testament to the power of message boards, rumors, and innuendo in the Deep South during the football offseason…unfortunately. It starts on the Bama message boards, carries over to callers on Finebaum, SportsByBrooks starts talking about it, then Danny Sheridan picks it up, reverses the cycle and boom he’s on ESPN somehow. I don’t doubt people told Danny names. I also don’t doubt those names were the same people initially brought up on the message boards.
August 29th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Your ability to put Finebaum callers and Russian people peddlers into text is 2nd to none, Spence.
August 29th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
I don’t think they ever do those things at TBL.
Here’s some CFB preview stuff, including my Ultimate 11.
/shameless
August 29th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
/bows
August 29th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Fuck and yes.
August 29th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
exactly. when even the biggest bammer homers think you are full of shit, you’re probably full of shit.
August 29th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
This reminds of some interview I read last week where the subject of the interview was some sports writer who was talking about a situation that was common knowledge among sports writers where an “elite” program was “straight up paying” players but he didn’t name the program and he’s not going to write about it. That shit is frustrating.
August 29th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
I’ll join in on that. We’ve got UF on the schedule this year.
August 29th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
I laughed. At a lot of this. Mostly the part about MSU being any good. But also the part about the most exciting college football player in the last 30 years.
August 29th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Yikes. That’s terrible. Always enjoyes reading/listening to him. R.I.P.
August 29th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Jesus christ. That’s awful. RIP Killer.
August 29th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
That, and like I said earlier, those Bama homers are going…hey, wait a second, I heard the bagman was Jimmy Rane like 4 months ago on rollmfntide.com