Week 1 NFL Power Rankings
NFL September 13th. 2011, 3:30pm
The Power Rankings return way too early. All the caveats about one week of games apply. I will be accused of overreacting and underreacting, sometimes in regard to the same team. This year, though, I’m going to do it a little differently. Rather than just putting teams in a straight order, I am going to group them into 7 different tiers each week, in groups of 2, 4, 6, 8, 6, 4 and 2.
TIER ONE (Super Bowl Favorites)
Green Bay Packers: Sure, that defense gave up some yards and points to the Saints, but that was two heavyweights going at it. This offense is scary with Finley back.
New England Patriots: Ruthless opening performance by Brady and that Patriots offense. The defense gave up yards in the air, but controlled the running game (insert Reggie Bush jokes here).
TIER TWO (Super Bowl Contenders)
Baltimore Ravens: As impressive an opening day win as anyone. I was wrong to have this team on the edge of the playoffs, and they ran the ball and passed the ball well on offense, while Ngata is a beast.
New Orleans Saints: The offense is far more versatile this year with healthy backs and the emergence of Jimmy Graham. Defense will improve to be good enough when Will Smith returns.
Philadelphia Eagles: Despite the preseason angst over Vick’s interceptions and the line, this team went out and did what it needed to do in week 1 on the road.
San Diego Chargers: Last year’s team would have lost that opener. Kickoff return TD, torn ACL for the placekicker, and turnovers (on downs, because of no placekicker, and interception) near the red zone in the first half. A team that can completely throttle an opponent when trailing like that is a pretty good sign. Once it got close, there was little doubt who would win.
TIER THREE (Playoff Contenders)
New York Jets: The Defense will still be a Rex Ryan Special. The offense benefitted from playing against backup corners most of game, and still not believing in a Burress/Mason combo. Rumors of LT’s demise at the hands of Shonne Greene overstated . . . again.
Pittsburgh Steelers: Yes, they looked bad and had turnovers against Baltimore. I’ll not be really worried about the defense unless they give up an actual long touchdown drive by Tarvaris Jackson this week.
Detroit Lions: Far more impressive performance on the road at Tampa than the final score indicates. Pettigrew dropped TD on third down in red zone and a tipped interception return for Tampa Bay kept it closer, but Lions dominated most of this game. Nick Fairley hasn’t even lined up next to Suh yet. Legitimate playoff contender.
Houston Texans: Look like the clear class of the AFC South after Jacksonville and Tennessee played patty cake and they dominated Indianapolis.
Dallas Cowboys: Yes, they melted down at the end. Let’s not forget that they also had a lead at New York in the fourth quarter, and the secondary was depleted. That offense will be explosive.
Chicago Bears: The final margin was impressive thanks to some long screen plays where Atlanta missed tackles, plus the Bears recovering every fumble, both theirs and the Falcons. Still not sold, but they get into this group because of the defense, just like last year.
TIER FOUR (Average Teams)
Atlanta Falcons: Pass defense a major concern. If it doesn’t show improvement against Eagles, they aren’t getting higher than this in 2011, even with a decent offense.
Oakland Raiders: Excellent pressure from the defensive line in the opener, and the defense was very aggressive. Throw in some playmakers, and this team is lurking.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: That opening performance didn’t resolve fears this team could regress with a little tougher schedule. The offense never got going against Detroit. I think they bounce back but are still closer to 8-8.
Buffalo Bills: Hey, unlike last year, the Bills didn’t embarrass me when I said they would be close to average! The schedule still gets a lot tougher than what KC offers.
Miami Dolphins: Yes, they got torched on defense. The offense was better, even though I wasn’t impressed with Bush. How many QB’s and teams can spread out the Dolphins like that and basically never challenge Vontae Davis? The ones in the top tiers here, but not many below them. The red zone performance was horrible and they need to figure things, but I’m sticking with my views on Miami, competitive and can challenge for a playoff spot with a few breaks.
Washington Redskins: Grossman was not an embarrassment though he drew a decimated Giants team, to be fair. The rest of the team, as I thought, looks better. I said they were an enigma, and it’s only one week, but I’m leaning “solid” rather than “really bad.”
New York Giants: The defensive problems keep this team from going higher, but the offense will be too good to drop down to some of those teams I have below.
Minnesota Vikings: This team is probably closer to that tier below. The defense looks good, and I’m loving DE Brian Robison after week 1. The offense? offensive. It will keep them from going much higher, and that schedule looks tough if Detroit is legit.
TIER FIVE (Below Average But Competitive, Playoff Contender in NFC West)
Denver Broncos: The line struggled in the opener, so of course the fans booed for the third string QB all game. (Orton didn’t play his best, and had a couple of notable bad plays, but a lot was on the line play). The defense had its flaws, but looks to be much improved. Closer to 7-9 than the disaster that was last season, once the new staff gets more time in.
Arizona Cardinals: The pass defense was pretty bad. Kolb leading the offense can at least be solid. Arizona fans better hope the defensive lapses were due to a bad gameplan where they underestimated Newton and blitzed him too much and too obviously.
St. Louis Rams: They still need playmakers to emerge on offense, and Jackson’s absence could slow them out of the gate.
Jacksonville Jaguars: McCown wasn’t horrible. A 16-14 win over Tennessee at home also doesn’t fill me with confidence this team is greatly improved.
Cleveland Browns: I thought the Browns were a sleeper. They slept in week 1 in a classic overconfidence game in a favorite’s role they haven’t earned. Came out flat and found themselves down 13-0 right away, fought back, then lost on a blown coverage. Colt McCoy had a bad final quarter. They’ll improve as the season goes on.
Cincinnati Bengals: Still not sold here, especially if Bruce Gradkowski is QB. Haden shut down Green until the play where he was uncovered at the snap, and Benson’s numbers boosted by a late TD run.
TIER SIX (Bad Teams)
Carolina Panthers: Carolina is close to being a tier up, but that Beason injury will hurt. Newton will have up and down days, but is clearly a huge upgrade over Jimmy Clausen.
Tennessee Titans: Dreadful offense performance disguised by one big play to Kenny Britt. Chris Johnson was limited because of his holdout, so they better hope it improves when he works back to full-time.
Indianapolis Colts: Bad special teams, bad defensive play, and the difference between Manning and Collins. Still don’t think they are as bad as they looked in week 1.
San Francisco 49ers: When you need two returns by Ted Ginn to put away the Seahawks, you are not good.
TIER SEVEN (Really Bad Teams)
Kansas City Chiefs: Maybe I’m being harsh on the Chiefs here, but then you didn’t see just how dreadful this team played. Horrible offense in the preseason carried over, and I’ve never been a huge Matt Cassel fan. The defense lost Eric Berry on the back end, who played every defensive snap last year. They lost AT HOME by 34 to the Bills. At least the Colts can say they lost on the road at Houston.
Going back to 1978, 8 teams lost the opener at home to a non-playoff team (sorry, Bills fans, I think you are decent but not jumping on a post season bandwagon yet) by at least 24 points. They averaged 4.8 wins, and that is bolstered by a perennial playoff Steelers team in 1997 that lost to the perennial playoff Cowboys and went on to win 11 games. The median was 3.5 wins.
Seattle Seahawks: Nothing in week one changes my opinion that this is the worst team. They lost 9 games by 14 or more last year, and open with another double digit loss against an unimpressive San Francisco. The only reason they won’t finish with the worst record is because they play the NFC West and could eke out 4 wins.
[photo via Getty]

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September 13th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
Shonn Greene can get fucked
September 13th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
Packers and Saints look like the best teams in the NFC.
/Checks schedule
//Atlanta gets NO twice and GB?
///wonderful
September 13th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
I think you’re being a tad too hard on KC. They’re not great but they’re not the second worst team in the league.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Seattle is wayyyy too high.
/nice job otherwise
//Chicago too high
September 13th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
It seems like after the Pats, Ravens and maybe the Chargers, you could make a strong case for every other team in the AFC to go 8-8. Except Indy. Poor Indy.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Fine, I’ll say it… Vikings too high. Defense played better than expected on the road against a potential top 5 offense, but yeah. 39 passing yards. Loooooooong way to go.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
I know they got their shit stuffed in Balt, but Pitt still has the 4 games against the Ohio teams, 4 more against NFC West and the 3 crappy AFC South Teams. Mix in KC and it’ll be a struggle to not win 10 games.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Fine, I’ll say it… Vikings too high. Defense played better than expected on the road against a potential top 5 offense, but yeah. 39 passing yards. Loooooooong way to go.
They were definitely the last team in that group, debated them, Denver, and Arizona. But the defense makes them better than what is below.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Isn’t this Michael Vick’s first game back in Atlanta as a starting QB?
I think it is.
And I don’t know if this is the week that Matt Ryan is getting the offense going.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
So taking Pitt this week is a good survivor pool bet then?
September 13th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
giants suck
September 13th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
I think you need more tiers. Or maybe Atlanta needs their own. They belong nowhere near the likes of Washington, Minnesota, Buffalo or Oakland.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Agreed. 10-6. Out of the playoffs.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
I can live with this. Rex Grossman is involved so it seems about right
September 13th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Glad I refreshed, was about to say the same thing.
Also, Niners only converted 1 of 13 3rd downs. They do deserve to be that low.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Yup, Vick is going to run up some goofy numbers this Sunday night.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
I do like them a lot more than Arizona, but Denver seems about right in terms of a comparison.
All true, but you could make a case that their defense is old and slow and that this may be the year their offensive line issues finally bite them.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
If you want to waste them early, then yeah. There are a few games that “appear” to be locks this week.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
On paper, no. Based on how they played Sunday, yes.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
I skipped straight down to where I thought the Vikings would be. lowest on the average ranking, sounds about right.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
So glad the Lions aren’t on this list.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
It’s going to be a zoo in Atlanta. All of the Vick fans are going to come out of the woodwork. Hopefully he’ll continue looking like Old Mike Vick though.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Quit being such a dickface, Lisk. You’re making it so I have to root against every team you like and that makes me mad.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
October 23, your day will come.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Staff Daddy!!
September 13th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
These two teams have played the last three years, and no matter who’s played QB, the Eagles have dominated that defense and it’s pretty much been a track meet.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Power rankings?! But they’ve only played one week!
September 13th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
I’m eager to see how well the Lions do against the Cowboys in Week 4. Would be fantastic to have the Lions undefeated as they welcome the Bears to Detroit for MNF.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Quit being such a dickface, Lisk. You’re making it so I have to root against every team you like and that makes me mad.
If you show up to root against my son’s pee wee team, we have issues.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
They loved him down there, so probably not a high chance that they try to heckle him with dog related stuff right? Because that’s what I would do, try to get in his head. Especially knowing it’s already going to be a highly emotional game for him.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Which of course means the Eagles will get stomped.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
I fail to see how thats my day. Tony Romo already delivered me that Sunday night.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Yup. Atlanta has no one who can even come close to checking Desean, and Ried owns the Falcons. That’s why the loss to CHI was huge. I had Atlanta starting 3-2 with losses to PHI and GB. Looking like 2-3 is the best case scenario now.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
I could see that happening, but I still think they will win the division. That game meant a ton to the Ravens. Emotionally, they were at another level than the Steelers. While the game and score wasn’t close, these two teams are. No need to overreact to 1 game, it was just 1 loss. They lost to them in Balt last year and recovered to win the division.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
while Ngata is a beast.
terrence cody was in there refusing to get blocked. I’m not sure Suggs is going to get anything but single blocking all year.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Problem is that week 3 has no appealing matchups as of right now. I try to plan two-three weeks ahead. I can take any of the GB/Balt/Pitt/Jets but then I lose matchups that I like in week 4 (Den @ GB). Pitt has matchups that can be used from this week until week 5, so using them now and saving other teams is the best choice in my opinion.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
You’re not a Cardinals fan?
September 13th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
New Orleans Saints: Defense will improve to be good enough when Will Smith returns.
Why would it? Smith was on the field missing tackles with everyone else in Seattle last January. Having one more guy whiffing on runners won’t make that big a difference. Defense is just porous.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
It’s a racial thing too (don’t like going there), but there will be lots of Vick 7 Atlanta jerseys.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
All of the Vick fans are going to come out of the woodwork.
There are usually a shit load of jackasses wearing their Vick jerseys anyway. It is going to be sickening Sunday when he puts up 40+ points.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
It’s going to be a doghouse in Atlanta!
/too soon?
September 13th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
That’s why I’d actually save them and take someone like Balt/Jets, because I know I could still use the Steelers for the next few weeks based on match-ups.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Horseshit. They beat the best regular season team in the NFC from last year by 18 points and gave up ONE touchdown while Jay Cutler was virtually flawless.
Playoff contenders they are, after week one.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
ooh, hi beef!
remember when the lions lost like 100 in a row on the road? new times indeed
September 13th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
New England should not be in the top tier. They showed us they could give up a ton of yardage to a quarterback worse than Joe Flacco but that they can still throw up a ton of points and convert 4th down tries.
Exactly what makes them a Super Bowl favorite from the AFC based on last night’s game?
September 13th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
ATL hasn’t played a game that poorly in a long time. When GB lit them up they were just flat out better, but Atlanta moved the ball up and down the field and then turned it over (rather stupidly). Just an ugly game. Their secondary is dogshit, though.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
I was leaning towards the Jets as my 2nd choice. Def taking NE going to Buffalo next week (I know it breaks the “do not take division games” edict).
SC – just wanted to give you some shit about the Bears, I’ll be more impressed if they can beat the Saints this weekend.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
Not in the least. I root for them to win the special olympics but thats where it ends.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
So taking Pitt this week is a good survivor pool bet then?
I’m going to take Detroit. The Jets are at home against Jacksonville, could be a decent play too.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
I’m sure FOX will make a bigger deal of it than it really is. The event was in 2009 when he returned and played QB most of the second half because the game was such a blowout.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
I agree, they have peaked waaaaaaaay to early. It’ll be down hill from here on.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
There are more Vick fans down here than Falcons fans anyway.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
I was winning until Welker’s last TD. Why did that have to be to Welker???
September 13th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
It’s going to be a dogfight in Atlanta!
/Fixed to make it more offensive (and therefore funnier)
September 13th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
I think most people would take them over Baltimore. And given the way Giselle’s husband looked last night and that every other team has serious flaws, I see no problem with them listed as the AFC favorite right now. Vegas doesn’t either.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
I kinda like Detroit at home vs SF in week 6 if I make it to that point.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Yup. It’s amazing that a team that went 40+ years without back-to-back winning seasons doesn’t have a loyal fanbase. That blows my mind.
/no it doesn’t
September 13th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
I’m almost more excited for that contest than the Packers in week 3. I have conceded this coming Sunday as a loss but I think the Bears keep in close in NOLA.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
There are more Vick fans down here than Falcons fans anyway
“Falcons fans” are mythical creatues seen only fleetingly during the fairest of weather.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Lisk, just curious, will you be adjusting the amount of teams in each tier as the season goes along?
For example, if the Ravens, Pats, Eagles, and Packers are undefeated after the first six weeks, I’d have a hard time picking two “favorites” out of that group.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
After week 2, we should know whether it will be the Pats or the Chargers who are the favorites in the AFC. Who else ya got? Baltimore?
September 13th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Even I cannot believe how big of a Jay Cutler fan I have become. What is going on here?
September 13th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Because every time the Dolphins got close they pulled back away. Not saying this is going to happen, but it was similar to how they played in their undefeated season. They were just toying with them on offense, they could have kept the Dolphins’ defense on the field as long as they wanted to. They are going to force teams to score on every single offensive possession.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Points Husker in the direction of “no one gives a shit about the Braves down there, either”
September 13th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Yup. It’s amazing that a team that went 40+ years without back-to-back winning seasons doesn’t have a loyal fanbase.
Winning 10+ straight division titles doesn’t seem to help much either.
/looks at 12K in the stands last night
//Braves’d
September 13th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Even I cannot believe how big of a Jay Cutler fan I have become. What is going on here?
Don’t worry, that’ll go away.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
I know, I know, it’s a GT/UGA town.
September 13th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Oh, gotcha. Nvm then! Who do you root for?
September 13th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Wait till week 4. Is Caleb Hannie the backup now?
September 13th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
That’s because people in the South hate baseball. It’s a niche sport down here because the moment it gets good (playoffs) football season hits and people stop giving a shit about it. It’s little more than white noise.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
I know, I know, it’s a GT/UGA town.
The only game Tech can sell out is a UGA one, so I’d eliminate them from that sentence. Which is weird, because they’re the only university actually IN town.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
After only 1 week of sample size, yeah, I have to take Baltimore. Next week it could be totally different but the Ravens completely dismantled the Steelers in the most dominant AFC performance of the weekend for me. 7 turnovers!
I still enjoy bright and flashy things so watching the Pats offense when it’s clicking is impressive. I just can’t be sold on that defense against the run when they face an offensive line like the Browns, Jets, or Ravens or have.
I’m tellin’ ya. I see them as the early 2000s Colts now.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
It would help if they didn’t suck.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
You can start talking shit once the Lions beat a decent team.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
In Tech’s defense, Su Yong Pho and Muhammad aren’t really into football, and trying to get them into it is tough when you have to watch Tech play.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
You people.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
I know, I know, it’s a GT/UGA town.
no, officially it’s college football shangri-la. Did you know you can get Auburn games on the radio there? For real. On the radio.
/younglefthander’s not here anymore to take the abuse
September 13th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
That’s because people in the South hate baseball.
Nahh… Atlanta’s just a shitty sports town. Nobody’s fault. Just a fact. The result of not having a pro team until the 60′s. Give it a couple generations.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
There was a lot of impressive corner play this weekend…and Haden was in that group.
/I preferred Kyle Wilson in 2009
//I should have hedged
September 13th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
*2010
September 13th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Nothing a few red zone interceptions can’t take care of.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Fixed for accuracy.
/we really don’t care much for pro sports at all unless the Falcons are winning
September 13th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
If you have this guy in fantasy, I’d play the hell out of him this weekend. He could have a HUGE game against Chicago’s defense. Brees will be able to get the underneath stuff all game long.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Once he gets sacked five times by Suh and is in coma, you won’t be.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Even I cannot believe how big of a Jay Cutler fan I have become. What is going on here?
I believe the clinical term is “psychosis.” Just sit tight for a couple of weeks. It’ll clear up on its own.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
I enjoy heavy drinking and cutting myself watching the Cowboys play.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
CHI sold out to not let anything deep get passed them against ATL. It wouldn’t have been an issue if ATL hadn’t pissed the ball away, but when your down and need to score, dink and dunk takes a long time.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
I was winning until Welker’s last TD. Why did that have to be to Welker???
i know. i saw the score at the start of the fourth and figured, loss, cuz what’s good for welkah is good for brady. got back from putting kids to bed, and wow. i’m guessing that was just about the only way i could have won
/boise on probation?
September 13th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
I’d like to see a chart of attempts for Ryan on Sunday. I bet he didn’t take more than 3 shots of 20+ yards down the field. Peanut actually played really well against Roddy White. Why the Falcons didn’t give Julio Jones some jump balls against Tim Jennings is anyone’s guess.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
2 reasons: Matt Ryan and Mike Mullarky, It is against their very nature to take shots. It also didn’t help that ATL couldn’t block anyone. They were without 2 starting OL and then their FB went down. It was just a complete shit show.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Martz is going to have Jay rolling out, taking 3 step drops, throwing screens or handing the ball off against Detroit. If Suh wants the sacks, he’s going to have to chase him or get there awfully quick.
Ask Husker. There weren’t many plays on Sunday where Jay had the ball for more than 2 seconds in the pocket. He got rid of it very quickly. Way more concerned about the Packers defense in the division than the Lions. Harder to read, better secondary (if GB stays healthy in their back 4).
September 13th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Oh he will, he will. With a healthy Fairley back by that game, the interior of the Chicago line will never want to play again.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
In Tech’s defense, Sydney, Jugdish, Clayton and Muhammad aren’t really into football, and trying to get them into it is tough when you have to watch Tech play
But I hear they really perk up for the homecoming parade.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Probably not, since it’s on NBC.
I’m sure they’re sending Buck and Aikman out to cover Cowboys vs. Other.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
When is Fairley supposed to start playing again?
September 13th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
boise on probation
i can only assume duckworth’d
September 13th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Oh he will, he will. With a healthy Fairley back by that game, the interior of the Chicago line will never want to play again.
Or it will make them want to team up and beat the shit out of Fairley.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Lisk, fwiw I like the tier format better than a straight ranking. Good stuff!
September 13th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Your liver must love you, I’m sure it gets a work out with that team.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
I concur.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Agreed on the Bills (decent, no playoffs).
Cryptkeeper John Clayton ranked the Chiefs 15th and the Bills 27th.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
ms621: The shot to the back is one of the dirtiest plays I’ve ever seen. I have no clue how he wasn’t ejected.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Yep, that was literally the ONLY way you could have won because the yardage and TD point differences.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
After week 1? Impressive.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Agreed Husker, that one is definitely the most blatant. The last one, you could sort of make the argument that he was blocked into Murray’s leg….but helmet first?
September 13th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Nope, my guess would be Saints-Bears which begs the question does this mean you’ll complain about it more or less than if they were on the Dallas game?
I’m also in favor of the tier system since it eliminates stupid internet squabbles over one team being at #12 and another at #15
September 13th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
I’m pretty sure Reggie Bush has already inserted into a joke
/all I got
September 13th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
I’m sure they’re sending Buck and Aikman out to cover Cowboys vs. Other.
You’ll get your dose of Buck/Aikman this week, I think.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Not sure. Schwartz says nothing. I’m hoping he can get some snaps by Week 3.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
I think the only truly dirty hit was the helmet to the back. The others were just football plays. The shot to the back is why when Fairley’s knee is blown out I won’t feel a bit of sympathy for him.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Unless, you’re TBL. Then you’re squabbling because you’re listed as a playoff contender instead of SB contender.
/twitter’d
September 13th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Me n’ Lisk!
/team Buffalo should keep Fitzpatrick and give him a shot
//team anti-NFC-South
September 13th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
I think the only truly dirty hit was the helmet to the back. The others were just football plays. The shot to the back is why when Fairley’s knee is blown out I won’t feel a bit of sympathy for him.
He keeps doing those blows with his helmet, he’s going to get himself injured. And I won’t be sympathetic for him at all.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Yeah. some guards in the NFL will cut him off at the knees and laugh about it if he takes a shot on a QB.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
This year I am trying to skip the drinking during their games and just smoke pot. Far more appropriate substance abuse for a comedy.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
If the one website I found was correct this is indeed the case…also you can really tell where Carolina ranks on the buzz meter even with Cam Newton since we’re getting Ron Pitts and Jim Mora for the Packer game, at least it’s not Dick Stockton’s corpse
September 13th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
I like the new format, numbered lists just lead to pissing matches.
I’m sure the Eagles-Giants game will be getting a full doose of this next weekend.
/Buck is awful
September 13th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
/replays 4th quarter of Jets/Cowboys game
//giggles
///thinks about CRM’s “Sanchez 4thQ comeback” tweet
////giggles again
September 13th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Solid choice, and how fitting you would say that at that exact instant…
September 13th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
It’s a toss-up. I see that Dallas is on ESPN week 3, so I doubt that Fox will not make Joe and Troy wait a month to see their favorite team.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Cardinals/Panthers got the Penninton/Rosen combo. I kind of liked that pairing. Pennington isnt bad.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Okay. The 506 says that Joe/Troy are in N.O. this week. I like that.
I guess you can pencil Joe and Troy for Lions/Cowboys week 4
September 13th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Rumors of LT’s demise
For fuck’s sake, will you please stop using LT for anyone else besides Lawrence Taylor?
September 13th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Lisk, you are not being too hard on KC. 10-6 last year was smoke and mirrors based on a very easy schedule and some close wins. Todd Haley’s game plans and play calling on offense make no sense. Weis covered up for Cassel’s shortcomings, but Haley ran him off. The Chiefs have a pretty brutal schedule, particularly in the second half. I don’t think a 2 win season is out of the question.
Meanwhile Scott Pioli sits on a pile of unspent cap room and remains mostly silent. You can be ultra hush-hush all you want. If your team sucks, nobody is going to care.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
mind explosion.
/loads bowl
September 13th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
A CFB break:
From last week’s Auburn game:
The school’s eagle mascot, Spirit, took a “Wrong Way” Corrigan turn and slammed into the windows of a Jordan-Hare luxury suite on his pregame circling of the field.
Update: Spirit has been named the starter at middle LB in hopes that the defense will begin to hit anything.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Rosen’s an old pro, he might look like a featherless bird but he calls a good game…the team I enjoy from FOX is Brennaman and Billick, moreso for the latter
September 13th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Love that site, helps me determine if I need to go out to watch the games because of the announcers or not.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
The worst part of this weekend is that I have a 10:30am wedding to go to on Sunday…
September 13th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
There are two things I will never understand in sports.
1) unspent NFL cap room… if there is no one else you want, take anyone on your team and re-work their contract to frontload it and get more flexibility next year. If nothing else you can start wildly overpaying guys on one-year contracts.
2) In baseball young pitchers always are shut down early. If you have a guy on innings limit and you want him strong in September (eg Nova for NYY) why not just start him up in May, and let his innings come late.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Can’t stand Billick, especially when he does a Falcons game.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Packers? Yes. Patriots aren’t that dominant. Their defense gave up 300 yards themselves. You’re overselling them.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
If only the Jets had some one like Chad Henne behind center…
September 13th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
500?
September 13th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
This sounds like a dry, possibly dancing-less affair … odd time. Maybe it’s a religion I’m not familiar with?
September 13th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
The prevailing theory is the Clark Hunt is just being cheap and is happy turning a profit.
If Pioli has a larger plan, he’s not sharing it.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
The Packers didn’t exactly stop the Saints.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
If Henne beats the Jets twice this year…what happens then?
September 13th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
Co-worker is doing a brunch wedding, lots of champagne at least. Jazz band too.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
I would love it if Bryan Bulaga just beat the living shit out of Nick Fairley this year. After the whistle and everything.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
I think it’s funny how Sanchez gets a pass on the 4th quarter. He was pretty shaky, but Romo bailed him out of a lot of bad press.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
You mean like 2009?
September 13th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
Interesting approach. Probably a good way to save money and use a Sunday plan the right way. Unless it’s football season.
/the Wife plans weddings
September 13th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
I hate that pairing. Billick is a smart cookie but he’s got that Jason Garrett air of Princetonian snobbery about him. Brennaman is the single worst announcer in all of sports right now. There is no one worse. I would rather listen to Gus Johnson yell for 3 hours.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Needs more road playoff victories stats
/wanking motion
September 13th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Their defense gave up 300 yards themselves.
The Packers didn’t exactly stop the Saints.
nobody stopped anybody anywhere. There were 14 300 yard passers. The 27th best team in the league had 287 yards from scrimmage.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Difference is A) Sanchez inspires his punt team to block guys coming up the middle and B) throws a very hard pass for Ball to intercept. Romo throws catchable passes.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
A co-worker?? I don’t think there’s a single co-worker here I’d dedicate a football Sunday to, no matter how champagne is being provided.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Yeah we firmly suspect the planning was all done by the guy’s soon to be wife. Thankfully the Eagles play at 8pm.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Ted Ginn. Niners are back.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
What if you’re slurping it off of Kate Upton’s naked body?
/fun with typos
September 13th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
#FreeStanzi
September 13th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
This sounds like a dry, possibly dancing-less affair … odd time. Maybe it’s a religion I’m not familiar with?
I got suckered into attending a Baptist wedding once. I walked into the reception and asked, “Where’s the bar?” I got looks like I was a two-headed Beelzebubba.
That is my only close brush with fundamentalism. Thank you.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Can’t stand how he says “tohyed down” instead of “third down.” And then he is sure to tell you which players went to high school in Cincinnati. It’s worse than when Tirico’s calling a game full of Michigan players.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
They can’t even do the Suck for Luck right.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
There are two things I will never understand in sports.
1) unspent NFL cap room… if there is no one else you want, take anyone on your team and re-work their contract to frontload it and get more flexibility next year. If nothing else you can start wildly overpaying guys on one-year contracts.
how could you not understand not spending money? That’s money you don’t have to make back. Unspent cap money always gets reworked to take away those bonuses, anyway. That’s something all teams already do. You never hear about the teams that don’t spend money, and their dead money for next year. Only teams that spend willy nilly.
Even Dallas has unspent cap money this year (and they reworked deals to get that) so they could use it against the 20 million in next year’s dead money.
But what’s the point of wildly overpaying somebody just to spend the money? If your grocery budget is 200 bucks a week, and you spend 160 (w/coupons), do you then buy a 40 dollar bottle of wine? Probably not.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Alas, he’s one of the dudes in our fantasy league. I’ll be making his roster moves for him while he’s out of the country on honeymoon.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Ted Ginn. Niners are back-doored.
A more accurate description, when you consider Ginn just used up his entire season’s worth of highlights in one 59-second span.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Co-worker is doing a brunch wedding, lots of champagne at least. Jazz band too.
A co-worker?? I don’t think there’s a single co-worker here I’d dedicate a football Sunday to, no matter how champagne is being provided.
Shit starts at 10.30 though. You can be eating fancy brunch by noon, home by 2 and watching football with a doggie bag full of roast beef, and a stolen bottle of Brut.
See if you can get me invited.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
I don’t have a problem with leaving some cap room, and I’d much rather a team spend less money instead of overpaying some stiff. However, if you have tons of cap room and your team has glaring depth issues, it’s hard to justify not trying to improve.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
no matter how champagne is being provided
/ What if you’re slurping it off of Kate Upton’s naked body?
In that cae, you don’t ask for a flute of champagne, you ask for a booty of bubbly.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Now that would be a reason to miss football, or anything at all for that matter.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Out here, football STARTS at 10:30 my man. It just would not work out.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
If your grocery budget is 200 bucks a week, and you spend 160 (w/coupons), do you then buy a 40 dollar bottle of wine? Probably not.
You would if you’re Walter White.
/Fuck Skyler
September 13th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Also is an hour away from where I live…I’ll more than likely be home for the Pats-Charges game.
/week 3 will be football on my couch
September 13th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Right, I’d probably go buy an 8th to smoke and then consume some of those groceries.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
If your grocery budget is 200 bucks a week, and you spend 160 (w/coupons), do you then buy a 40 dollar bottle of scotch? Probably not
Yes. But I’m also bad at budgeting things.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Some dude on SI.com called the Broncos game a “crushing loss.” Trent Dilfer was about ready to whip out the whitesnake and drop it in Al Davis’ drool cup.
It was a shitty game overall played in a crazyass rainstorm. I will downgrade my initial 8-8 prediction to a more Lisky 7-9, however. They need to draft guards. And tell Knowshon Moreno that Team HQ moved to Albuquerque.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Is there a significant other forcing your attendance? Or you just genuinely like the guy and want to attend?
September 13th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
litte of A, little of B. The dude did show up for my wedding after taking the CFA back in June.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
That’s a large grocery budget. Then again, in my fridge right now is a bottle of Gatorade and a bottle of blue cheese dressing.
September 13th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
We know your budget goes towards the medicine cabinet first.
September 13th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Xanax is cheap though.
September 13th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
No… but if Troy Brown is my best receiver in a playoff game as I’m losing a 21 point lead, I might have invested in another WR.
September 13th, 2011 at 8:18 PM
Don’t know how anybody can have faith in the Pats. Last 2 postseasons good defenses have destroyed them. Ravens will win North and beat NE in AFC title game. Pitt will once again fail to make playoffs after playing in Super Bowl. Laugh all you want but Flacco will be in MVP conversation when season is done.
September 13th, 2011 at 8:58 PM
Fixed if we’re using previous results to predict future performance
September 13th, 2011 at 9:44 PM
B-B-B-B-B-B-Bills!
September 15th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
For week one, the list is kind of a joke. The top three categories will change more often than a transvestite at the NYC Halloween parade.