Tommy Morrison is Aging in Different Person Years
By Tim Ryan
The former boxer is currently being held in a Kansas jail cell on drug charges, specifically possession of marijuana and possession of paraphernalia. If you’re feeling generous, bail has been set at $50,000.
But the real question is… holy crap what the hell happened to Tommy Morrison? If you took a poll asking people if this was Macho Man’s dad or former boxer Tommy Morrison, I’m confident it would be a Randy Savage sweep.
If you’ve ever considered doing drugs, bookmark this post and return to it as often as you need to.
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[via @KevinDeShazo, Tulsa World]