I’m sure this is a metaphor for something related to Rick Neuheisel. In one of the sweetest streaker moves at all time, a “knucklehead” dressed in an official’s uniform ran into the middle of the play as it was blown dead, then took off down the field, tearing off clothing. In the immediate aftermath of the streaking, well, the Arizona and UCLA players got into a bench clearing brawl that . . . oh, just watch. You couldn’t make this up.

[2nd video via Wiz of Odds]