Brandon Jacobs Continues to be a Non-Factor, but Fortunately, “I got a fast-ass car being delivered on Tuesday”
NFL October 31st. 2011, 10:15am
Brandon Jacobs’ career has hit its nadir this season – a paltry 126 yards on just 42 carries and two touchdowns – and he’s clearly not happy with his lack of opportunities. After a 4-carry, 10-yard clunker against the Dolphins in which he was booed lustily, the 29-year-old popped off in the locker room:
“I’ve got nothing positive to say,” Jacobs said. “The most positive thing: I got family at home and I got a fast-ass car being delivered on Tuesday. That’s it.”
Congrats on the new wheels, Jacobs. My guess? He probably got himself a McLaren F1 or perhaps a Ferrari Enzo. I’m sure Giants fans are thrilled he got a 4-year, $25 million deal in 2009. He’s slated to make $4.4 million next year. [ESPN NY via Evan Silva]
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October 31st, 2011 at 10:21 AM
What the hell happened to this guy? Am I misremembering, or wasn’t Jacobs the shit like 3-5 years ago?
October 31st, 2011 at 10:21 AM
That’s a good one!
/2007′d
/Darrell
October 31st, 2011 at 10:25 AM
I would assume most of that guaranteed money will have been paid by the start of next season. Giants will just cut him. Probably should have stopped after, “I’ve got nothing positive to say.”
October 31st, 2011 at 10:25 AM
He was pretty good at running into the backs of his offensive line yesterday. Not sure why he wanted to do that.
October 31st, 2011 at 10:25 AM
tony larussa retired.
October 31st, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Kevin Duckworth also passed away.
October 31st, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Maybe it’s a souped-up Accord. You never know.
October 31st, 2011 at 10:29 AM
Too bad Dany Heatley is delivering it.
October 31st, 2011 at 10:30 AM
+1
October 31st, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Huge guys that run like he don’t ever last longer than 2 or 3 years. Marion Barber, Christian Okoye, Barry Word, Bam Morris, Natrone Means, Marion Butts… all guys around 250 pounds that burned out fast.
October 31st, 2011 at 10:31 AM
Kevin Duckworth also passed away.
what!?!? really!?!
October 31st, 2011 at 10:32 AM
there’s no way he makes that, he’ll be cut for sure.
October 31st, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Kinda makes the Bus all that more impressive to have lasted as long as he did.
October 31st, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Peyton Hillis?
\Browns fan that hopes that isn’t the case
October 31st, 2011 at 10:34 AM
Also would have accepted: Lance Briggs, Billy Joel.
October 31st, 2011 at 10:35 AM
anyone else surprised that he is only 29? seems like he has been around forever.
October 31st, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Too bad Dany Heatley is delivering it.
Epic. I may just have to call it a day and not come back for fear of disappointing posts this afternoon.
Waitress tipped. Say g’night.
October 31st, 2011 at 10:53 AM
He played well last year. Yesterday he looked like as Warren Sapp calls him, the tip toe bandit
October 31st, 2011 at 11:04 AM
Tracy Chapman!
October 31st, 2011 at 11:51 AM
He was pretty good at running into the backs of his offensive line yesterday
Thank god they weren’t driving Pintos.
October 31st, 2011 at 11:52 AM
A McLaren F1? What year is this?