Local News Captures Rare Eyewitness Account From Man In Coonskin Cap
Legal, Only in Florida, Video November 2nd. 2011, 11:26pm
On Halloween, 27-year-old Matthew Whitney Dykes attempted the armed robbery of a Panama City, Florida Credit Union. Dykes was unsuccessful and fled from police. He was arrested after a short chase, but the real story, of course, is the eyewitness account.
Meet Carter Johnson. He owns a coonskin cap.
“He came in ‘Dukes of Hazard’. Getting it, digging like that, like Dale Jr. and then hooked up and shot forward and then when he hooked up and shot forward, that’s when he came in and hit.”
On the one hand, I want to give Carter the benefit of the doubt because this happened on Halloween. On the other hand, Florida.
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November 2nd, 2011 at 11:30 PM
Florida.
November 2nd, 2011 at 11:31 PM
looks like Timberlake. obviously, the robber got caught…he was doing it like dale jr.
loo ooo oo ser
November 3rd, 2011 at 2:25 AM
Cue the predictable Yankee hate of all things southern, except when they’re ready to copulate with SEC football. Or a coonskin cap.
November 3rd, 2011 at 7:25 AM
Panama City, good memories.
November 3rd, 2011 at 7:42 AM
Carteeeeeer, Caaarter Johnson. King of the wild frontieeer.
November 3rd, 2011 at 7:47 AM
I just watched the video. Carter is owning that fucking hat. good for him, man.
November 3rd, 2011 at 8:18 AM
Can you hillbillies please stop referring to everyone in the north as ‘yankees’?
November 3rd, 2011 at 8:23 AM
I love this STATE!