Hey, Mark Sanchez, That'll Be Two Punches for Flinching
By Tim Ryan
When Mark Sanchez lined up out wide against the Bills earlier today, deviously playful defensive back Drayton Florence had a little fun with the unusual circumstances by scaring the pretty boy piss out of the often topless Jets quarterback. Where I come from, that’s two punches for flinching, fancy boy.
I imagine Mark Sanchez walking through a haunted house is visually similar to Indiana Jones being chased by a giant boulder.
[Via @cjzero]