Video: Tim Tebow’s Interview on ESPN Will Make You Love Him Even More
ESPN, Tim Tebow, Video November 22nd. 2011, 2:26pmIt’s 15 minutes long, but you’ll enjoy all of it. Trust me. My favorite parts (besides his incredible ability to bat away ever single potential landmine – Elway, Plummer, etc):
* 3:00: “I want to do whatever works … it’s not about how it looks, it’s not about the plays you run, it’s about trying to get in the end zone and win games.”
* 5:00 “I try not to worry about what other people say … That’s not my priority to listen to what people say.”
* 8:50 is when the religious talk begins. “I will continue to work as hard as I can to make this organization proud.”
* 9:30 is when Tebow says he was unaware of Jake Plummer’s dumb-ass comments. I greatly enjoyed his marriage analogy. Does he know Plummer once left his cheerleader fiancee at the altar?
* 12:15, he’s still talking about religion. “I know no matter what happens on the football field, win or lose, God is in control and has a plan for my life … no matter what happens on the football field does not define my life or me as a person.”
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November 22nd, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Nice job by Jake Plummer. Save the proselytizing for the Filipino snippees and the 700 club.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:32 PM
I still don’t quite believe Skip and Rick Bayless grew up together, more so that Skip was the older brother…I could imagine Rick being the older/responsible brother and Skip just being the little prick wanting attention.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:32 PM
yep…those damn commenters begging for attention. good thing this site would never post anything in an attempt to get more pageviews or anything.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:35 PM
AH! I know I learned this once, but I forgot. Unfuckingbelievable.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:36 PM
I greatly enjoyed his marriage analogy.
Really? Only difference is marriage is a real relationship, between two living people, where as religion is, umm, not real, faith-based. Better analogy would’ve been with Greek mythology.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:38 PM
O/U for comments is placed at 159.5
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Jake Plummer is pretty lame to give up football for handball
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:38 PM
A Tebow fall from grace would bring delight to so many people, that there will be someone willing to do something outrageous to make it happen.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Tebow bothers me and I can’t articulate why. Maybe it’s because he seems too good to be true … or maybe it’s the overt religious-ness that just leaves me shaking my head.
As soon as someone starts to tell me how God has a play I stop hearing them.
/Cathartic’d?
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:39 PM
I greatly enjoyed his marriage analogy.
In that it wasn’t an apt analogy? Tebows point was that he loved Jesus more than anything, so he should be able to tell everyone all the time. Wouldn’t everyone find it odd and annoying if Plummer said how much he loved his wife during every TV interview? He’d get blasted for that as much as Timmy is getting blasted for his Jesus fetish. I was indifferent to him before, and was pulling for him against the Jets, but this interview has me hoping he turns the ball over 5 times the next game.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Clicheclichecliche breath And clicheclichecliche And Zeus clicheclichecliche heathen penis should look be cut moses style clicheclichecliche compares Jesus to a wife clicheclichecliche.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:40 PM
Play = plan in #9.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:41 PM
Also, I’m officially worried about Thursday; obviously Jesus is a Lions fan.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:42 PM
Where’s your messiah now?
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:42 PM
* 3:00: “I want to do whatever works … it’s not about how it looks, it’s not about the plays you run, it’s about trying to get in the end zone and win games.”
Move to TE.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:43 PM
I’d love him even more if I didn’t have to hear about him for at least one day.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:43 PM
One, I admire him for taking a stand for God. He obviously doesn’t care what people think.
Two, we as a society claim we admire freedom to be whatever we want, to be willing to step out and think for himself/herself. But the reality seems to be “think for yourself, only if it’s the pop culture/”everybody’s doing it” position.
Give ‘em heck, kid.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:44 PM
God is in control and has a plan for my life
So why wear a helmet? God will protect that gigantic melon of yours, won’t he? He obviously was the one that caused Revis and his island to run out of the way instead of trying to tackle the second coming.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:45 PM
Who cares who this guy prays to? I just can’t get worked up about it, one way or the other.
The only time Tim Tebow impacts my life is when he gets cheap points scored during fantasy football matchups that my pretend football team is involved in.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:45 PM
It’s not religion. It’s a relationship.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:46 PM
So he comes across as a thinker to you? The religion feels like an excuse for thinking when I hear/read about him.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:46 PM
That only re-instills the fact that Skip is playing a character.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:46 PM
In that it wasn’t an apt analogy? Tebows point was that he loved Jesus more than anything, so he should be able to tell everyone all the time…
Amen! May he turn the ball over 5 times, and prey the hardest after that 5th TO. I have always felt faith is a private thing, much like his “relationship” with Jesus (in caps as to not offend). Why then be so public about it? I want to like him, but this constant look-at-me praying thing is…goofy.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Two, we as a society claim we admire freedom to be whatever we want, to be willing to step out and think for himself/herself. But the reality seems to be “think for yourself, only if it’s the pop culture/”everybody’s doing it” position.
Yes, because if there is one group in America that is under attack is white Christians.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:48 PM
I never thought I would ever be saying this about A Packer, but Aaron Rodgers is having an amazing season and the QB everyone wants to talk about is the guy who isn’t even good enough to be Rodger’s ball boy.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:48 PM
I want to like him, but this constant look-at-me praying thing is…goofy.
Exactly. Athletes can love their wives or their baby’s mamas’ baby makers more than anything without having to remind us after every “what did you take away from your performance today?” question.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:49 PM
I don’t think anyone truly hates him. I think some people are put off by the playing of the religious angle but most are disgusted by the media (& JDiddy3000) sack fondling for a quarterback with a career completion rate of 46%.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:49 PM
prey…
What a differnce a vowle makes…whoops.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:49 PM
really? i don’t think he knows how to think for himself. everything that comes out of his mouth is cliche.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:49 PM
One thing Tebow has been since day 1 is consistent. He has done this since the beginning and while he and his family appear to be ever so pius, they have made a nice living and become quite marketable through this process.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Still not my favorite Timmy of all-time but go Tebow. Brush off the haters, son. Keep doing your thing.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:49 PM
that was Cromartie
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:50 PM
/steals Jesus fish off the back of Tebow’s car
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:50 PM
that was Cromartie
nah.. watch the tape again… Revis wanted no part of tackling Tebow on a couple of plays
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:51 PM
You should be.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:51 PM
They both declined contact on the final drive.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Yes, because if there is one group in America that is under attack is white Christians.
+ 1 Arizona Law
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:52 PM
Brush off the haters, son.
a group that seems to include his coach and GM.
I didn’t like Elway’s comments and it seems as if Tebow was not happy with them either but didn’t want to be drawn into a controversy. Hence the cliches.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:52 PM
So he comes across as a thinker to you? The religion feels like an excuse for thinking when I hear/read about him.
“Religion” and “faith” are two distinct ideas.
On this and other websites, I have seen a lot of commenters poke fun at “religion”. Numerous jabs are well-earned, no doubt. Some have been hilarious.
But, don’t be confused. “Religion” is a label that people use as a buzzword for a dogmatic, corporate, and in some cases soulless massing of people looking for something.
Faith, however, is the heartfelt belief that something greater is going on in life. Based on what I see in this world, and especially in this country where it seems life isn’t valued like it was in earlier generations, I choose faith.
It’s somewhat unfortunate that people take potshots at Tebow and other believers. It’s easy to throw stones. It takes more bravery to take a stand you know is unpopular. But, if one actually researches God and faith in Him, without the preconceived bias, one may be surprised. Faith in God isn’t what pop culture says or what people who mis-apply it say.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:52 PM
My God, the courage of a white male in America to be Christian. How does he put on pants with balls that big?
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:52 PM
Pumpkin Pie or Sweet Potato Pie?
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:52 PM
people act like Tebow is out here with the “look at me attitude” yeah he did the Bible verses thing on his eyes in college, but alot of players do shit like that. And all tebow is doing is answering questions, and if you expect him to just not talk about God, then you obviously don’t even understand the religion and the person you are criticizing
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Neither.
/Team Pie Sucks
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:54 PM
I bet he reads the Bible and everything.
/He just needs to kill someone, and moves up to all-time favorite
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:54 PM
It takes more bravery to take a stand you know is unpopular.
Since when is religion unpopular in this country?
That’s like cleet saying he’s taking a stand against NOT banging hot blondes.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:54 PM
S-ROD > A-ROD > K-ROD
Well said dude.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:55 PM
thought you were talking about the td play. Cromartie i believe was the one being pushed into the back of the endzone by eric decker
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Unpopular? Do me a favor, look up the Pew Center, do some research on religiosity in this country, and come tell me how unpopular faith in a Christian god is in this great land of reason.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Were these the “dumb” comments by Plummer:
[Laughs] I’m telling you I came in at the wrong time down there. He is a winner though. I like that because I think the town and the fans and everybody there – they are craving a winner. They lost one when I was run out of town. I don’t have to say it. We won a lot of games when I was playing. It wasn’t all me. The team was Rod Smith, John Lynch, all those guys. I had some ballers that could play like Mike Anderson. I didn’t do it all, but we won and I think you can see with Tebow. He knows he’s not the only cog down there as a piece of that puzzle that is making them win and helping them win. They have a belief in the kid. That’s really special because they make such a big deal about intangibles and height and arm strength and leaping ability and bench press and 40-time and all this crap that really means nothing when it is crunch time. Tebow, regardless of whether I wish he’d just shut up after a game and go hug his teammates, I think he’s a winner and I respect that about him. I think that when he accepts the fact that we know that he loves Jesus Christ then I think I’ll like him a little better. I don’t hate him because of that, I just would rather not have to hear that every single time he takes a good snap or makes a good handoff…like you know, I understand dude where you’re coming from….but he is a baller. He knows how to win and when your teammates believe in you that you can do good things and that’s what they are doing. They are winning. That’s fun to see.”
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Wow, I fucked that cleet analogy up something awful. Apologies.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Like Dwight Howard.
Until he knocked up a cheerleader.
/BOOM, humanized’d
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:57 PM
I would like to buy you a long island iced tea
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:57 PM
If Tebow had a Tiger-esque scandal, would we all cease to exist?
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:57 PM
Because everyone knows marrying someone to save face only to divorce her later is a much more christian thing to do than to not get married.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:57 PM
people act like Tebow is out here with the “look at me attitude” yeah he did the Bible verses thing on his eyes in college, but alot of players do shit like that. And all tebow is doing is answering questions, and if you expect him to just not talk about God, then you obviously don’t even understand the religion and the person you are criticizing
In a way I do feel sorry for him in that a lot of the crap he takes isn’t of his own making but of everyone else’s doing — whether the Christian flock that follow him or the coaches or “analysts” that speak of him. He’s seldom the cause for these media flare-ups.
That said, how many other NFL athletes get as much run having done less?
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:57 PM
I respect your points on faith SROD, but this is the doctrine the Tebow clan live by. Which is fine, except they blow it in everyone’s face, which opens it to be mocked because it is part of my faith that I don’t believe the bible should be taken 100% literally. The Earth is not 2000 years old. Adam and Eve didn’t ride around on firebreathing dinosaurs in the garden.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:57 PM
//gets bit by fish
///freaks out and runs into traffic
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:58 PM
Pumpkin cheesecake.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:58 PM
Adam and Eve didn’t ride around on firebreathing dinosaurs in the garden.
Don’t let WWOS see that joke. He’ll call you a foxnews wannabe moron.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:58 PM
That’s like cleet saying he’s taking a stand against NOT banging hot blondes
Deep down, he wants everyone to know he’s thinking of small, average-looking brunettes when he’s nailing a hot blonde.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:58 PM
Amen brother, Amen.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:58 PM
Random Old Dude – that’s an interesting discussion. It seems to me that faith wouldn’t need the mouthpiece that Tebow’s appears to need to be. I’m not sure I agree with you that his stance is unpopular, though.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:59 PM
Is it wrong of me to want him to fail? At first it was Cam Newton, but then he went out and impressed me a little, now my I have really focused all my hatred on Tebow.
He is a terrible QB. He is a decent runner and could have the potential to be a good TE or running FB.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:59 PM
Adam and Eve didn’t ride around on firebreathing dinosaurs in the garden.
I just pictured that with Manowar’s “King of Kings” playing in the background. Would have made for an awesome origin story.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:59 PM
A few things:
One, Sweet Potato Pie, by far. I know America dotes on pumpkin pie, but most haven’t had homemade sweet potato pie. If you do a taste test, side-by-side, you will know what I mean.
Two, I am a black guy, but a believer in God. Lord knows, I have stumbled, but as each day comes, with it comes a new chance to do better by God and my neighbor, regardless of what he/she looks like.
Three, I still like girls. I am just mandated to treat them like I would treat my mom, my sisters or my daughter. Being a Christian doesn’t mean you stop living.
Four, for anybody, Christian or not, seek truth on your own. Don’t just accept what a popular, articulate or even the loudest person says. You are free to choose the path of your life. Just live with your choice, regardless of the result.
/Desiderata’d
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:59 PM
* 12:15, he’s still talking about religion. “I know no matter what happens on the football field, win or lose, God is in control and has a plan for my life … no matter what happens on the football field does not define my life or me as a person.”
The reason that I don’t like Tebow is that I find this kind of religiosity frightening. Saying that you know something that is actually a belief has lead to a great deal of the bloodshed that this world has seen throughout human history.
Some people are religious, and some aren’t. Fine by me either way. But I’m put off by people that tell me I’m wrong and they “know” that they’re right when there is no way to know it until it is too late for either of us to change our minds.
November 22nd, 2011 at 2:59 PM
Because everyone knows marrying someone to save face only to divorce her later is a much more christian thing to do than to not get married.
Says the whore living with her boyfriend in sin!
/I kid, I kid
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Unpopular? Do me a favor, look up the Pew Center, do some research on religiosity in this country, and come tell me how unpopular faith in a Christian god is in this great land of reason.
Spot on Cowboy… SROD, what Chris Jackson/Abdul Rauf was unpopular in reagrd to faith/belief, and yes, it took huge cajones to do what he did.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:00 PM
It’s easy to take pot shots when we’re the only country in the world that have seen increases in education rates over the last century yet not seen a decline in religiosity.
/come at me bro
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Well played all of you.
/off to a meeting
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Word.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:01 PM
I honestly can’t tell if you are agreeing with me or if that drink is laced with cyanide, but I accept anyway.
/chugs
//waits
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:01 PM
A Muslim football player thanking Allah would be a far more courageous act than what Tebow does after every game. And America would probably hate him, because Americans are hypocrites.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:02 PM
I agree with all this. It is not real hatred, he just plays a villainous role in my sports world.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:03 PM
Random Old Dude – that’s an interesting discussion. It seems to me that faith wouldn’t need the mouthpiece that Tebow’s appears to need to be. I’m not sure I agree with you that his stance is unpopular, though.
Mr. C, disagreement is cool.
Even though my town is known as a hotbed of “evangelism”, there are people who don’t mind speaking out against God. Interesting view that we are free to put down faith anywhere/anytime, but we aren’t always free to actively support it.
Seems like a double standard to me.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:03 PM
I agree with all this. It is not real hatred, he just plays a villainous role in my sports world.
Yeah I like this better.
Well said Babar
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:03 PM
You are my new favorite commenter. Damn. I would pay for you to be my spokesman.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:03 PM
Quoted for truth. And though I’ve never heard Tebow do that, what I have heard comes across that way.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:03 PM
I want an encounter between BiBi Jones and Tim Tebow. That would be a postworthy happening.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:03 PM
this was WAY funnier before the “/I kid” part
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:04 PM
WTF does this have to do with anything, or were you just able to cherry pick this one from your high horse?
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:05 PM
It means you deserve a strong, tasty beverage for making a bold statement that I agree with.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:05 PM
I solve the conundrum by eating sweet potato pie as a veggie with my meal and pumpkin pie as a desert after the meal.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:06 PM
this was WAY funnier before the “/I kid” part
/kicks rock
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:06 PM
i don’t even know if over 50% of Americans are Christian anymore. I’d say that in 2011, its unpopular for anyone to say they are a Christian, and especially a celebrity. Not many people in the mainstream talk openly about God like Tebow does. And as you can see, not alot of people care for it
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:06 PM
A handshake and a quick exchange of pleasantries? That qualifies as postworthy?
/looks back at last week
//sees Tiger post
Carry on.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:07 PM
It’s the method of supporting it, I think. Reasonable conversation that allows for differing, even conflicting, views hasn’t been something that, in my experience, arises a lot when religion is the topic. On either side of the fence. It boils down to “you’re wrong, I’m right” and I have to check out of that nonsense.
When you say research god and faith in him, what do you mean?
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:07 PM
I’ve read interviews with Rick where he references his brilliant, high-achieving brother that wanted no part of the family restaurant, so I’m inclined to agree.
And I bet Plummer loves his wife a LOT, like God-level love. She’s fucking smoking.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:08 PM
And all tebow is doing is answering questions
/Pours one out for the boys in the Philippines whose only crime was too much penis skin and wanting shame free sex
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:08 PM
WTF does this have to do with anything, or were you just able to cherry pick this one from your high horse?
If anything, our boy Jake was just protecting the “sanctity” of marriage.
/orders Russian Mail-Order bride
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:08 PM
/orders another round
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:09 PM
I have to be at this fucking job for 3 more hours. Can we PLEASE talk about something interesting? Religion and faith might be the most boring conversation topics in the history of spoken word.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:09 PM
id give him an “allahu akbar” because that’d take stones.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:09 PM
It’s even funnier if you read it as “one kid, one kid”
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Based on what?
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:10 PM
agreed…lets talk golf.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:10 PM
I’d say that in 2011, its unpopular for anyone to say they are a Christian, and especially a celebrity.
Turn off the foxnews, pal.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:10 PM
Does he know Plummer once left his cheerleader fiancee at the altar?
Because everyone knows marrying someone to save face only to divorce her later is a much more christian thing to do than to not get married.
Sadly, I too am divorced, from a Christian woman. As I mentioned, seeking God’s direction doen’t guarantee we don’t fail. People fail all the time. What matters is what you do after failing. Do ya get up and try to do better, or wallow around in muck.
ATL – good point. We all know Islamic followers in this country are under immense scrutiny.
For Cowboy Mike, I have seen stats were we have seen a decline in church attendance in this country. Granted, you and I could sit at a table with pages of stats and focus on different items. Nature of statistics, I guess. And, in a larger sense, we have access to so much data, but are our wisdom and application really better?
To quote that eminent philosopher John Pinette, “I say nay, nay”.
/love the back and forth
//didn’t have this in my second marriage
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:10 PM
It’s actually right under seventy percent.
/not to be a dick but I’m right on this stuff
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:11 PM
I don’t disagree with him having a deep faith, but the way it feels foisted upon me and in a this-is-superior manner. Could be any topic, though religion does up the ante, I guess.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:11 PM
Approximately 86% of Americans claim to be Christian.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:11 PM
If that gets thrown back at me, based on my publications on religious behavior in Western society.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:11 PM
it’s unpopular only because a marketing guy says so. the less controversial the message, the more audiences it won’t turn away.
but lets stop here with the unpopularity of christianity…that’s preposterous. for fuck’s sake, it’s ingrained in american culture.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:12 PM
/tees off into 17th fairway from first tee
//looks back at rest of 4-some
///plays lunch ball into the rough but 280 out
////buys first round from cart girl for rest of 4-some
/////notches 5 on first hole
//////picks up ball that may or may not be his on 17th hole later
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:12 PM
For Mr. C, it appears some here are tired of this topic. Briefly, there are all sorts of sources out there regarding “creation science”.
/backing out to check on my lasagna
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:12 PM
That was supposed to be eighty, goddamnit. It’s something like 78.5.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:13 PM
No wonder you have so many failed dates. You’re unfunny and say stupid things.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:13 PM
/starts talking* about some show that everybody complains about
*complaining
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:13 PM
you ricotta-less heathen.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:13 PM
there’s a reason why you don’t talk about politics and religion in the workplace.
whatever belief you follow in either category if highly personal and your view won’t change someone else’s and someone else’s view won’t change yours.
i have more faith in science than any god right now, I don’t preach why someone else should see things the same way and i don’t like being preached to. I also don’t think athiests should put up billboards attacking religion and i don’t think religious people should should be righteous towards others with differing beliefs.
in short, i don’t care what anyone else has faith in, and as much as i respect their right to express it, you just shouldn’t assume shouting it out all the time will be welcomed anymore than you would welcome someone denoucing your beliefs.
it’s private. keep it that way.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:13 PM
not really, because unless someone puts God above all other things in life, they aren’t a Christian, despite what anyone says. So:
thats a pretty small number
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:13 PM
I’d say that in 2011, its unpopular for anyone to say they are a Christian, and especially a celebrity.
Just in the NFL, how many major players “thank their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, without whom none of this would be possible”? How many MLB players cross themselves before taking an at-bat? How many rappers wear diamond-encrusted crosses?
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:13 PM
One does not need to attend church to worship Jesus. The man said so himself.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Mahmoud Abdul Rauf had stones and took an unpopular stand, one I think many of us can somewhat agree with. He didn’t grandstand his faith either. Can’t be said about Timmy Tebow.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Tim Tebow seems like a good dude. A good dude that gives me the creeps.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:14 PM
/backing out to check on my lasagna
you ricotta-less heathen.
Alas, I am undone.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:14 PM
/doesn’t drink
///mark it 8 dude
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:15 PM
/ogles cart girl from 3rd tee
//makes sure to write name of cart girl on scorecard for later reference
///writes phone number on currency for later use
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:15 PM
No wonder you have so many failed dates.
Are you confusing me with someone else?
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:15 PM
I think you missed the point of what I was saying but whatever.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Skip Bayless molests collies, refusing to watch that video out of principal
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:15 PM
and the lord spake…thou shalt not bake lasagna without god’s cheese. and so it was written.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Principle! Goddammit
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:16 PM
On the real.
I think I’m smarter than someone who believes in God, no matter what faith.
/full disclosure
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:16 PM
it’s private. keep it that way.
This. Or as the man who founded Christianity said it: “when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.” (Matthew 6:6)
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:16 PM
/runs over Spencer’s tee shot on the 4th hole
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:17 PM
/realizes now why country clubs are so exclusive
//seriously…jeans?
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:17 PM
I lol’d
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:17 PM
This bitterness is like a security blanket.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Not at you, at Matt-.
So your argument rests on a definition that you’ve created. Nicely done.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:17 PM
/high five
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:17 PM
only 12 percent identified faith in God as the highest priority in life
thats a pretty small number
I would argue that’s an outstandingly terrifying number of people who put Zeus ahead of their children, lovers and staying alive.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Saint Peter didn’t say that.
/shots fired
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:18 PM
none of those things make anyone a Christian
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Cargo shorts. Khaki ones. I’ve got a lot of shit to carry around on the course. Ball mark, cash, tees, divot fixer etc. But when it’s cooler out, I rock a nice pair of pleated slacks and a polo.
I’m still ogling the cart girl though. Especially if she’s wearing a skirt.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:19 PM
The Bible also says, “Go ye therefore and teach all nations…(Matthew 28:19)
On the real.
I think I’m smarter than someone who believes in God, no matter what faith.
/full disclosure
…and you are free to do so.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:19 PM
/moves ball
if you think im taking a penalty, you’re sadly mistaken.
/knocks it to 15-feet
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:19 PM
To be to fair to SportsGal, bitterness is simply her blanky.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Saint Peter didn’t say that.
OK, OK, as the man who verbally began Christianity but was later copied by dudes who weren’t even alive when he was around said he said:
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:20 PM
I like this a lot.
And I just want this convo to move onto something else. Luckily, I’ll be away for awhile.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:20 PM
/hits the one, clean, amazing shot of the day
//admires it
///3 putts for a 6
////drinks
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:20 PM
//seriously…
jeanssweater pants?fixed for SC’s legs
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:21 PM
lol i didn’t create it. do you really need Biblical examples of how putting God above all things is a fundamental part of Christianity?
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:21 PM
Bitterness implies resentment. I said he’s dumb and unfunny, but I don’t resent him for being either of those things. I just don’t like him. At all.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:21 PM
To all,
In no way did I intend to upset anyone here. Certainly, I enjoy the comment discourse, but I don’t want to be excluded from future discussions on sports topics. I really enjoy it here, including the disagreements.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:21 PM
Come on, man, this shit writes itself.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:21 PM
There better be egg salad sandwiches with grapes at the turn or I’m going to be pissed. I think those guys in front of us are smoking weed too. Let’s try and catch up to them.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:22 PM
id like to know what the “etc” is…im drawing a blank hyah.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:23 PM
Hahaha man you’ve got nothing to worry about.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:23 PM
don’t worry about upsetting people, if need be TBL will come in with the whiny bitch label and thrust it upon them soon enough.
you think these are disagreements, you should have seen the presidential debate recaps in 2008. this is nothing.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:23 PM
If you buy the ones that have the permanent crease iron into them, you don’t ever have to iron them. I don’t have a wife to do that shit. Ironing blows.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:23 PM
Real ballers smoke opium on the course.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:23 PM
Bitterness implies resentment. I said he’s dumb and unfunny, but I don’t resent him for being either of those things. I just don’t like him. At all.
I’m curious as to what you hate me so much for. I’m usually on your side. But I don’t want to engage.
/closes office door
//carries on with my life
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:23 PM
bro – don’t let the haters get you down around here. nobody’s gonna exclude you from future discussions…except for TBL who may call you a whiny little bitch and call you into the gchat principal’s office.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:23 PM
The Bible also says
A number of foul shit.
“Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us – he who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.”
“So the man took his concubine and sent her outside to them, and they raped her and abused her throughout the night, and at dawn they let her go. At daybreak the woman went back to the house where her master was staying, fell down at the door and lay there until daylight. When her master got up in the morning and opened the door of the house and stepped out to continue on his way, there lay his concubine, fallen in the doorway of the house, with her hands on the threshold. He said to her, ‘Get up; let’s go.’ But there was no answer. Then the man put her on his donkey and set out for home.”
If you take that literally I cannot take you seriously.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:24 PM
I really enjoy SROD, but also really enjoy sousedbergin, who this morning told multiple people to go fuck themselves. Diverse personalities in TBL comments section.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:24 PM
like i’d golf without thirty eight hundred dollars worth of pot…CMON.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:25 PM
you’re good brah.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:25 PM
Dip? No, wait, that’s you. Some sort of stimulant probably. Those 6:30 tee times are rough.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:25 PM
Coughing from laughing so hard at my desk right now.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:25 PM
My point: you have applied the most stringent possible definition (one helpfully vague, as well — what, precisely, does it mean to “put God above all things”? Live a life of penance and poverty? Sit atop a column in the Persian desert like an ascetic? — of Christianity in order to bolster your argument that Christians are a put-upon minority.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:26 PM
I’m late to everything today — but I cannot stand Rick Grimes from the Walking Dead. Though I love Frank Grimes from The Simpsons. Carry on.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:26 PM
Send links. It’s like having the governor on your side.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Grimey.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Indeed. I’d like to think no offense is truly intended or taken in the comments.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:27 PM
I have some really nice suit pants that I wear to work, but my favorite pair is one that’s just like you described that I found on the sale rack a few months ago at a Marshalls for $10(!!). slick looking pants with the perma crease ironed in, no pleats, and machine washable cold with like colors.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:27 PM
First, if anyone wants to talk further about stuff, my e-mail address is on my profile.
If you take that literally I cannot take you seriously.
Evil has always been part of man’s existence. Similar things happen today. I wanna chat further, but it appears we have been directed to move on to other topics. Hit me up on e-mail.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:27 PM
I’m sure the ladies love it when you “jokingly” call them whores.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:27 PM
my interpretation of the 2nd one was that a) god wants me to have a harem and b) their concept of time was FUCKED UP.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Unless I’m talking about banging someone’s mother.
What’s up scripty.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:28 PM
I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Man up, sparky. Pour some whiskey and get that thing steaming. Or, alternately, buy a spray bottle, fill with water, spritz, throw in dryer.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:28 PM
This made me laugh and reminded me that the War on Christmas™ is about to begin. Exciting!
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:28 PM
I “read” the first of the graphic novels. Meh. How different, plot wise, is the show from these?
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:29 PM
Dude. If I ever felt that I would be excluded for every time I upset someone, I’d have no one left to talk to here. The only person I don’t think I’ve ever pissed off is probably Hernia and our resident queer-eye.
Or, to bring this full circle from this morning’s discussion, our finocchio.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:30 PM
I’m sure the ladies love it when you “jokingly” call them whores.
Why is “jokingly” in quotes? Does that imply that you thought I was serious? Okay. Holy mother of spaghetti monster, lighten the fuck up. I don’t think you’re a whore. Slut maybe, but not a whore.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:30 PM
That was hilarious last night.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:31 PM
Oh I’m sure you’ve pissed him off, he’s just too busy shopping for hair styling products and finding new ways to call CJ fat.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:31 PM
/takes shovel out of the Engager’s hands
Trust me. You’re entering a world of pain. Just leave it alone.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:31 PM
he tones it down and calls them sluts. those whores don’t mind that near as much.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:31 PM
I also dig that part of the bible where the she-bears come from the woods and kill the kids that were laughing at Elisha.
“And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.”
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:31 PM
I “read” the first of the graphic novels. Meh. How different, plot wise, is the show from these?
I didn’t read the graphic novel, but there is no way that it was as boring as the TV show. It’s getting to the point for me where I look forward to watching it only so I can yell at Grimey and his stupid wife. Shane and the white trash guy are the only redeeming characters. Though, I’m sure hyundai was excited about Shane getting some high school front seat action.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Or cheap. Can’t forget that she’s cheap.
/and short!
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:32 PM
I’m saying that calling yourself a Christian doesn’t make someone a Christian, especially if they place family, jobe, personal gain above their religion. Just look at things logically. Look at the country and what is valued. Sex and Money. 70% of America is not Christian. not by any definition
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:33 PM
dip goes in the back pocket with the scorecard…but yea, they’re rough as fuck.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:33 PM
HA!
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:33 PM
What if you pronounce it “hoooers” like Frank Reynolds?
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Every day, there are comments that make me laugh out loud. Most I can’t repeat to my mom, but there you have it.
/six minutes to lasagna
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:34 PM
It implies that you thought what you said was funny even though you have almost no sense of humor AND you are in the running for least funny person on here, that’s all.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:34 PM
He’s moved on from the fat thing, now I’m just cheap.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:34 PM
Interesting. Shane is the second cop, right? SPOILER FOR THE BOOKS – he doesn’t make out of the first book. Well, I assume, as I haven’t procured the second yet.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:34 PM
you should. thats 75% of what internet posting is all about
that way you can always respond with a “U mad?” and boom. you’ve won
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:35 PM
Beep! Beeeeep!
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:35 PM
speaking of, I left my one-hitter box that I took hunting with me in my truck yesterday and I got some work done on the truck. Coincidentally when they took my truck for a test-drive one of the center-caps from my wheels was gone when I picked the truck up. me thinks they found my sticky on the test drive.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:36 PM
It implies that you thought what you said was funny even though you have almost no sense of humor AND you are in the running for least funny person on here, that’s all.
Well, miz thought it was funny, so that’s was good enough for me.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:36 PM
/2010′d
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:36 PM
They define themselves as Christians. I guess it’s just not by any of your definitions. Who are you to judge whether someone is Christian? Unless you’re God, in which case go right on judging. It’s precisely that type of attitude that turns a lot of people off of religion.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:36 PM
SROD has become my favorite new commenter. I don’t agree with him on this current topic, but I like his style. Oh and dude you haven’t seen “fights”. This is pretty tame shit.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Protip: Family Dollar brand Pop Tarts.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Interesting. Shane is the second cop, right? SPOILER FOR THE BOOKS – he doesn’t make out of the first book. Well, I assume, as I haven’t procured the second yet.
I think I read the wikipedia synopsis awhile back and remember seeing that about Shane. He is the 2nd lead character and they are setting him up for the slow turn into the groups antagonist. I should probably just read them, though the only Graphic Novel ive ever read was The Watchmen — everyone raves about TWD (books, not show — good god not the show)
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Says your definition. We are allowed to define faith and Christianity for ourselves, I think. Now, if you want to talk about a specific subgroup’s (Catholic, Protestant, so on and so forth) definiion, you have something.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:37 PM
I sold my Tommy Chong to my stepdad. Hardest thing I’ve ever done.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:38 PM
lol…they didn’t smoke the rest of it did they? that’d be a total dick move.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:38 PM
What if you pronounce it “hoooers” like Frank Reynolds?
I prefer the “hoowaahs” myself, but that works.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:38 PM
I rock a nice pair of pleated slacks and a polo
Only effective if you use Mark Richt’s laundry service – you could cut your finger on those pleats.
And speaking of Richt … the make-out session with his wife on the sideline last weeek – wtf?? She came at him like a fucking large-mouth bass.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:38 PM
whoa…have you mentioned that before? i used to have a chong bong myself.
/pours one out for chong bong
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:38 PM
/RIP IrishMafia
I will never forget my first real fight here. Nothing like being called a cunt over and over and having someone threaten to kill you.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:39 PM
/anxiously awaits SG’s next comment bitching about how shitty her job is, those usually have me rolling around in laughter
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Fair enough. But it does not follow that simply not living by Christian precepts makes these self-identifying Christians an embattled minority. Getting made fun of on blogs doesn’t really count.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:39 PM
that’s jacked up, man.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Look at the country and what is valued. Sex and Money
So much wealth and banging going on we forget about the bushes being on fire, dead dudes hella not being dead anymore and brahs who done get swallowed by whales.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:40 PM
412?
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:40 PM
I heard good things as well. I’ll probably go further, but the dialog bothered me as unrealistic at points.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Paulie Walnuts wants his royalties.
/She’s a hu-ah
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Someone remembers!
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:41 PM
I don’t think so. I bought it off a buddy for sixty bucks. When I moved to Pittsburgh in September I needed cash and knew I had to be conscious of testing, so I let him have it (for a great profit). It’ll be there when I get home for Christmas.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:41 PM
somewhere in florida, the USS Big Nuts proudly flies a blue flag with the number 12 on it.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:41 PM
I actually remember that. back. in. the. day.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Ralph Cifaretto also had a good “hoowah” call
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:42 PM
its not my definition. saying you are a christian doesn’t make you a christian. and making your own definition for what being a christian means is no different than being an atheist. If its upsetting, then so be it
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:42 PM
I remember where I was for that. Granted it was the discussion that led to me creating the idea for an abortion death-ray gun. Really need to patent that.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:42 PM
nice move. ill always miss my chong…the illadelph is nice, but you never forget your first love.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:43 PM
I hit a bong about twice a year, when I do it puts me on my ass. in college a guy I knew had a bong called a Roura (sp) and that thing was the heat. bong rips before class and stumbling in 5 minutes late wasn’t the best way to get a prof. on your side.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:43 PM
/clinks soused’s glass
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:43 PM
that’s genius.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Didn’t he reappear later, then quit again in a huff? Dude sucked.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Irish is still around. Once Ballin’ returns, I think he’s coming back. He’s on the Twitters.
My first real argument was with Spencer and PLSK about Todd Boeckman.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:45 PM
RooR bong and they’re fucking awesome…my illadelph is like that only it has heavier glass. PHX is another good company.
/you know you have a problem when you can take down a bowl in a single bong rip and are sober as a bird 20 minutes later
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:45 PM
I remember emailing TBL to say, “Hey not sure if saw but some guy just threatened to kill me which maybe isn’t content you’d like on your site” followed by TBL deleting the comments and telling everyone to play nice about an hour after the whole thing went down.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Cowboy mike I would like to buy your abortion death-ray gun. Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:45 PM
todd boeckman is a dickface.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Jesus died for this?
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:46 PM
The genius part is that it would be distributed to CIA recruits and they would have to stalk women who applied for abortions and terminate the pregnancy. If they were discovered, they fail the training and the woman has to carry to term. Compromise of being strong on national security and having reproductive rights for women.
Roor’s are incredible. Steamrollers are highly underrated. At my peak I was putting an eighth every three days through my Chong just by myself. All while maintaining straight As in my MA. Which is of course where I studied everything in this thread.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:46 PM
I just saw this on twitter, holy shit it is amazing: http://kottke.org/11/11/the-craziest-thing-youll-ever-see-on-the-web
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:46 PM
haha so true. thats the point
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:46 PM
jesus died so the jews could have their precious murderer.
/melgibsonians 10:2-10
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:47 PM
I know he’s still around he’s just not on here like he was in the old days. And he’s not nearly as combative as he was.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Sounds familiar.
/shakes fist at Paolo’s Internet grave
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Somewhere Jason Lisk is preparing to hit Todd Boeckman with a steel chair so he can claim what is rightfully his.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:49 PM
that’s it, I knew the spelling was jacked up. my buddy who had one was from S. Africa and on a full ride golf scholly. he loved to smoke so much he lost his scholly and went back home. a shame too, dude could stripe the ball.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:49 PM
what does it matter? as long as you believe in what you believe in, does it really matter if someone has a slightly different interpretation of those same teachings?
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Somewhere in my room I have an original 18″ glass Graffix from before the early ’90s redesign. Need to buy a new slide.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Creed > Religion
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:50 PM
people are still snitching to admins in 2011???
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:50 PM
So much wealth and banging going on we forget about the bushes being on fire, dead dudes hella not being dead anymore and brahs who done get swallowed by whales.
haha so true. thats the point
I was mostly talking about the Qu’ran brah. Jonah made a cross appearance during sweeps week.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:51 PM
/shakes fist at Paolo’s Internet grave
All I know is that dude was required reading for TBL fans. Friends of mine who are lurkers would text each other asking if they read the latest Paolo posts. Dude was completely insane — what would he always call people? he had a really funny crack he would use.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:51 PM
I believe there have hundreds of wars over this exact topic. So…apparently so.
It’s stupid, but it’s true. Some will fight to the death swearing Jesus never wore socks or a wool cap on a cold day.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Paolo really had a run here. Can’t believe it, in retrospect.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:51 PM
when i want to get so baked so quickly that i lose all sense of normalcy, i go with the steamroller. it’s like getting jacked in the face by joe frazier’s left hook in getting-high-form.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:51 PM
There’s a terrorist joke to be made in poor taste here but I’m still flabergasted at the footage. Wow.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:52 PM
people are still snitching to admins in 2011???
well, obviously she thought he was serious; anything written on here is never meant to be taken as a joke or hyperbole.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Bo-Jack Ninnies, or something close.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Bojack ninnies. He would then issue high-hard ones.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Only a Bojack Ninny would forget something like that. Or worse, a HILLJACK.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Or faggots that needed a high hard one.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:53 PM
WHOA.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:54 PM
I remember when Spencer put him in his place for his stupid stoner comments. Paolo basically responded with a long “Oh yeah?”
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:54 PM
dude…sikhs are indian and fucking BADASS.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:54 PM
it matters if what you “believe” doesn’t jive with the Book with which you “believe” in. Thats like someone with an average understanding of the Bible saying they are a Christian. Then that person really starts to study and learn more about the Bible and starts to think they really don’t agree with all they are reading. So they just ignore the parts they dont like and focus on the parts that they do like. That isn’t Christianity.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:55 PM
listening to baseball in the summer and hearing “high hard one” would always get me giggling, followed by some odd looks. trying to describe a Paolo take down isn’t always easy to someone who wasn’t there.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:55 PM
That is sad if it is true. His comments made me laugh.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:56 PM
Yeah, I’m old. Ex-brother-in-law had a Toker II way back when. There’s not chance they’re made, still, but it was awesome.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:56 PM
a classic was the day he found out CJ was a girl.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Haha — thanks to all for that. I knew it was ninny, forgot abou the bojack.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:58 PM
So you’re cool with the she-bears, then.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:58 PM
It sounds more and more like the Christians you’re defining are extreme, believe-every-aspect-of-the-bible people. Isn’t it my responsibility to read the book I believe in and then decide for myself what makes sense and what doesn’t?
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:58 PM
dude…sikhs are indian and fucking BADASS.
Yup. My ex used to tell me stories about her army colonel grandfather and some of the battles he fought. Truly insane.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Don’t know why I’m wasting my time but…
1. Since I was actually present for the conversation, I can confirm he wasn’t “jokingly” calling me a cunt or saying he wanted me to die.
2. This happened, like, 4 years ago. A period in time when we were all happier not knowing you existed.
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:59 PM
The fuck happened in here?
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:00 PM
And I think it was Kaiserwilhelm who set the over/under on comments on this thread? I cleaned up taking the over.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:00 PM
shakes fist at Paolo’s Internet grave
All I know is that dude was required reading for TBL fans. Friends of mine who are lurkers would text each other asking if they read the latest Paolo posts. Dude was completely insane — what would he always call people? he had a really funny crack he would use.
Paolo was the first reason I stayed for the comments. The discussion would be legit points with some off-beat wisecracks for flavor. Then Paolo would launch into a rant. I had to close my office doors sometimes to keep co-workers from hearing me laugh.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:00 PM
sure. and if you believe some of it to be untrue, then you discredit the entire thing.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:01 PM
2. This happened, like, 4 years ago. A period in time when we were all happier not knowing you existed.
Lets take a vote, if more than 5 people don’t want me around here anymore, you can vote me off the island. I wasn’t commenting much lately anyway.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Ugh. Seriously, haven’t smoked since Labor Day. I’m dying. Never should have pushed up my move date for the sake of a woman.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:01 PM
The fuck happened in here?
Too much fucking and cash not enough she-bears and gang concubine rape.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:02 PM
I think I would have appreciated Paolo’s craziness more if I actually had the patience to read his 4000 word-comments every day.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:02 PM
So people are back to hating ATL_Badger en masse again I see. I had a 5 hour meeting today and this place goes to shit.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Don’t forget the porn links!
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:03 PM
The fuck happened in here?
I made a halfway decent joke at SG’s expense, and included the /I kid I kid underneath as to avoid her wrath, but she went off and called me dumb and unfunny anyway.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:03 PM
yowzaa. I’ll be sure to get extra baked before I go to the basketball game tonight in your honor.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Too much fucking and cash not enough she-bears and gang concubine rape.
Oh, well that clears that up.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Quit your whining.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:04 PM
sikhs accounted for over 25% of british troops in WWII.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:05 PM
MS – ATL is NOT the father, and TST is still fat. That’s pretty much all I’ve seen.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:05 PM
So people are back to hating ATL_Badger en masse again I see.
Nah, just SG. If 4 others would like to throw their hats in the ring, I’ll leave you all for good.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Dude, I don’t care if you do or don’t comment on here anymore. Just leave me alone, ok? No more SG-is-whore “jokes,” no more sarcastic comments directed at me, etc.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:06 PM
TOO MANY GODDAMN BADGERS
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Halfway to what, a Jay Leno monologue?
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:08 PM
CAN’T WE ALL JUST SMOKE A BOWL AND RELAX
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:08 PM
this is only my first time posting here and i can already tell its a place where feelings are easily caught
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:08 PM
200 channels, nothing but cats.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:09 PM
i feel your pain brother…going without green isn’t that hard, but it makes everything shittier.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:10 PM
No more SG-is-whore “jokes,” no more sarcastic comments directed at me, etc.
1 is too many? Jesus. I’m sorry you’re so insecure.
Halfway to what, a Jay Leno monologue?
good one butters.
miz and watsonian thought it was funny.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:10 PM
TOO MANY GODDAMN BADGERS
No shit. Wisconsin fans are heavily over-represented here. Almost as much as Ohio State fans.
/ducks
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:10 PM
SG-is-whore “jokes
Yo SG is such a whore, she’s been compared to a Big Mac — full of cum and only worth a buck!
/entrapment
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:11 PM
that’s “bucks,” moron.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:11 PM
this is only my first time posting here and i can already tell its a place where feelings are easily caught
You fucking take that back you fucking asshole!!11!
/sarcasm
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Now you’re just being a relentless dick. Knock it off.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Just leave me alone, ok?
So, so what I always do? I get into it all the time with WWOS and arkbadger, but never you. I made one fucking joke at your expense, get over yourself.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:12 PM
that’s “bucks,” moron.
Ha. Well played.
And now that I have your attention spencer, I take serious umbrage with the military/red crosses link you put in the DeSean Jackson thread. A simple google search proved that the British Army does in fact have red crosses on their personnel and vehicles: http://www.army.mod.uk/army-medical-services/ramc/15857.aspx
I have other issues with it as well.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Luckily there’s booze and a steady supply of trim.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:13 PM
whiny bitch
/obligatory
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:13 PM
It’s been established that miz is “long, lame and unfunny” so I’m questioning your references here
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:14 PM
I was the original badger and I’m an Arkansas fan, so there’s that.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:14 PM
I was going to go with this one:
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:14 PM
BFFredo,
I’ve seen you use the ‘pray in private’ verse in a few posts. There is also a verse that says ‘go make disciples of all the nations.’
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:15 PM
whiny bitch
/obligatory
I spent a long time wondering if I was ever going to get actively memed on here. This is not the best meme in the world, but unlike others *cough* ATL *cough* I can roll with it.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Oh hey honey badger zooborns everyone!
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:15 PM
my favorite part of the evening is when my girlfriend says “you haven’t smoked today have you?” which means I am being an irritable asshole most of the time.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:16 PM
like?
i signed the petition because it makes sense. in afghanistan it’s a problem and there’s no reason to send in an unarmed helicopter with a target painted on it when there’s the capability to do more.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:16 PM
I was the original badger and I’m an Arkansas fan, so there’s that.
That’s true. A few weeks ago when we were looking up archived pages from here, I was pretty surprised to see that you were here years and years ago. I’d completely forgotten how long some commenters have been around.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Now you’re just being a relentless dick. Knock it off.
meh. not really.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:17 PM
did you just call me a whore?
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:18 PM
like?
i signed the petition because it makes sense. in afghanistan it’s a problem and there’s no reason to send in an unarmed helicopter with a target painted on it when there’s the capability to do more.
I hammered out a long comment (#151) at the end of the Jackson post. It covers my thoughts. But mainly, that guy’s assertion is ridiculous and that Al Qaeda doesn’t do something is not a reason for us to also not do it.
And that he’s wrong about how medics and corpsmen are marked.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Also, here’s some boobs to make everyone feel better: http://egotastic.com/2011/11/lacey-banghard-sexy-topless-2012-calendar-with-bonus-hot-photo-shoot-reveals-videos/
NSFW of course.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:19 PM
a.k.a., I’ve been stuck at this job way, way, way too long.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:20 PM
what does that have to do with signing the petition and making a dangerous job just a little bit safer?
and michael yon is quite the controversial journo it seems. a lot of his posts are pretty out there, but this one seemed like it made sense to support even if all the facts don’t fit.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:21 PM
did you just call me a whore?
Nah, if there’s one true whore here, it has to be the commenter who whores himself out to front-running fanbases. Can’t say that about an Arkansas fan.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Sorry, we were looking for “borrowed. “Borrowed.”
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:24 PM
BIBLICAL
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Two questions:
1) What do you call the followers of Jesus who lived before all of the books of the New Testament were written?
2) What about those who identified as “Christian” before what is now traditionally accepted as “The Canon” was decided on?
Christians today largely ignore that the books that make up the New Testament did not always have the magical “God-Approved” stamp they are considered to have now. Martin Luther doubted that James should be included, based on its emphasis on works, rather than faith (Paul’s bread and butter).
It’s convenient to believe that unless you believe every word of the Bible, as it exists in most mainstream Christian denominations today, that you aren’t Christian. This ignores the history of Christianity, though.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:25 PM
did you just call me a whore?
As far as I am concerned you all have money shot faces right now with a crumpled $10 bill in your hand.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:26 PM
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what does that have to do with signing the petition and making a dangerous job just a little bit safer?
and michael yon is quite the controversial journo it seems. a lot of his posts are pretty out there, but this one seemed like it made sense to support even if all the facts don’t fit.
His basis for asserting that it is unsafe is a document of dubious provenance. That’s a flimsy pretext for calling this country’s military leaders “criminal” for sending troops into a combat zone with a red cross on their vehicles, if they are for Medevac purposes.
And if I signed a petition, no matter how far it will go, based on demonstrably wrong information, I’d want to know. But that’s just me.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:28 PM
You asked me why I don’t like you, and you dramatically said you’d leave if other people said they didn’t like you and now I have to get over myself?
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:28 PM
So seeing as we’re talking about the bible, what’s the best way to broach the subject with a woman that while I’m super stoked about her letting me put my penis in her vagina whenever I want it would be nice if her mouth took one for the team every once and then?
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Whatever you do, lead with “A TBL commenter suggested we …”
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:30 PM
This might be the greatest zoo borns post in the history of Zooborns.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:31 PM
So seeing as we’re talking about the bible, what’s the best way to broach the subject with a woman that while I’m super stoked about her letting me put my penis in her vagina whenever I want it would be nice if her mouth took one for the team every once and then?
I’d say that it’s selfish not to want to share her body with you. Jesus gave up his earthly body for all of humanity after all. And shouldn’t she want to be more Christ-like?
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:32 PM
“I’m hearing you should suck my dick”
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:32 PM
it would be nice if her mouth took one for the team every once and then?
Just keep going down on her until guilt sets in. Once she finishes declare it the best ever.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Also, work in a “turn the other cheek”
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:33 PM
Are you crazy? Spoiled-city.
/save that shit for the anniversary
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:34 PM
This definitely is not the way to go because she’s going to expect that from you all the time.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:34 PM
sure, he made some incredible leaps, but his overall premise is just and noble. an insurgent with an RPG is much less likely to take a shot at a helo with a bunch of guns on it than he is a helo with a big target on it that’s unarmed. regardless of how he came to this conclusion, it’s correct.
then again, ive long opined that we need to streamline the military and stop this type of bureaucratic infighting. navy, army, air force…whatever. get a chopper there and get everyone home as safe as possible.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:35 PM
also…thank god that suelyn maderios link loaded on my phone, finally. my goodness.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:36 PM
This definitely is not the way to go because she’s going to expect that from you all the time.
True you should probably charge her money for that to set the tone.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:36 PM
When did SportsGal become so insecure.
Wow, maybe you really are a whore living in sin if you get so godammed worked up.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Well I don’t mind. We’re probably getting sloppy drunk tonight so let’s see what happens. Fluid situation.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:37 PM
GAW THAT’S FUCKING TOO CUTE.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:37 PM
sure, he made some incredible leaps, but his overall premise is just and noble. an insurgent with an RPG is much less likely to take a shot at a helo with a bunch of guns on it than he is a helo with a big target on it that’s unarmed. regardless of how he came to this conclusion, it’s correct.
I guess we will have to agree to disagree, but I think it’s a retarded idea. Abandoning a policy that is in line with international norms based on how our experience in a conflict with an enemy who is not a party to international agreements isn’t the way to do things. And I’d like if he support his judgments and assertions with hard facts, which he does not seem to do at all. If he can prove that it is more dangerous to be in a ‘dust off’ helicopter than any other, then that’s one thing. I didn’t see that proof anywhere.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:38 PM
She’s buying.
/sugar momma’d
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:39 PM
You asked me why I don’t like you, and you dramatically said you’d leave if other people said they didn’t like you and now I have to get over myself?
nobody cared, so it wasn’t that dramatic. And yes, if you can’t take a joke on the internet, you need to get over yourself. Especially a joke with a big blinking sign underneath that said “this is a joke, don’t take it seriously, and oh by the way, I was agreeing with your overall point.” Obviously, you ignored the sign and chose to go scorched earth on me, because you think people think that your yelling and loosing your shit is funny.
Do you see me calling stark stupid and unfunny whenever he makes a joke insinuating I fuck dead toddlers?
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:40 PM
You should probably give the up at least for hygienic reasons.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Do you see me calling stark stupid and unfunny whenever he makes a joke insinuating I fuck dead toddlers?
Surprisingly, you hated that meme less than the one about how you are too good to fuck anything but supermodels. I’ve always found that odd.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Nope. All I see is you bitch about it and continue to beat a dead horse into the ground when told to drop it an hour ago.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:42 PM
My comment had nothing to do with the content of your comment, or your religious thoughts… just your attitude towards others and facts.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:43 PM
/sets down ice-chest
//un folds camping chair
///stokes fire
this thread ain’t dead yet boys!
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Surprisingly, you hated that meme less than the one about how you are too good to fuck anything but supermodels. I’ve always found that odd.
well, i take issue with the insinuation that I think I’m too good to fuck anything with supermodels, but only because that one isn’t true….
/looks up daycare centers near place of employment
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Occasional typos are inevitable, but I gotta be honest here man, I don’t think you’ve gotten this one right once in the entire time I’ve been here.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:44 PM
well, i take issue with the insinuation that I think I’m too good to fuck anything with supermodels, but only because that one isn’t true….
/looks up daycare centers near place of employment
Touché.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:44 PM
I missed a great thread… I was busy talking about TBL’s Black-on-Black crime against ms621 in the other thread
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Fuck me… I bolded the wrong one. Rescinded.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:46 PM
this thread ain’t dead yet boys!
Seriously, i was over there enjoying the TBL in college hypothetical and I see this going on.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:46 PM
conversely, i think that saying we shouldn’t do everything possible to ensure the safety of our countrymen because of some international norms that our enemy doesn’t give a fuck about is stupid.
i mean, what proof do you need that the dustoffs are more dangerous than an armed apache or blackhawk? they’re unarmed, for starters. they only go into hot zones where there are critically injured personnel. they have a giant white and red logo on the side, just in case you missed em the first time.
can’t we just shake hands, say we should kick ass and live to tell about it and mvoe on? what’s the point of bureaucratic bickering over a set of regulations that don’t entirely fit the modern political landscape?
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:46 PM
ms, are you Black? I’m confused now…
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:46 PM
I missed a great thread… I was busy talking about TBL’s Black-on-Black crime against ms621 in the other thread
Wait, what? I’ve only been in this thread since I got back from my meeting. What thread are you talking about?
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Occasional typos are inevitable, but I gotta be honest here man, I don’t think you’ve gotten this one right once in the entire time I’ve been here.
hey, you’ve got the pretentious asshole boston fan meme locked up man, you’re good. and yes, I know loosing isn’t a word. glad someone’s keeping track on a spreadsheet though.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:48 PM
ms, are you Black? I’m confused now…
Am I black? No. When I did say I was? You’re the one who…..
/has aneurysm due to confusion
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Nevermind. Seriously. Nevermind on the whole thing. I have no idea why I thought you were black.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:48 PM
You’re so odd. I didn’t go scorched earth or “loose” my shit (which would be gross). I just said your joke wasn’t funny and when prompted I explained why I don’t like you. You also assumed someone who called me a cunt and told me to die was “just kidding” even though you weren’t even around during the conversation.
The funniest thing you did today was insinuate that you’re the poster child for being able to take a joke made at your expense.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Nope. All I see is you bitch about it and continue to beat a dead horse into the ground when told to drop it an hour ago.
What I read (SC Comment): troll troll troll troll sammich, troll troll i want to have cutler’s babies, troll troll troll, troll, troll.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:49 PM
atl_badger…DROP IT. JUST WALK AWAY. nobody will remember this in 15 minutes unless you keep it going.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:49 PM
confusionysm say baseball is wrong…man with four balls cannot walk.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:50 PM
We were a lot happier when talking about my penis.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:50 PM
atl_badger…DROP IT. JUST WALK AWAY. nobody will remember this in 15 minutes unless you keep it going.
Dude, Spencer — I was waiting for the “Browns too high” post on the rankings.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:51 PM
And religion, strangely enough
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:52 PM
/just experienced the same feeling you get when your buddy tells you your late after you zoned out baked on the couch
i didn’t eve know there was another post.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:53 PM
conversely, i think that saying we shouldn’t do everything possible to ensure the safety of our countrymen because of some international norms that our enemy doesn’t give a fuck about is stupid.
i mean, what proof do you need that the dustoffs are more dangerous than an armed apache or blackhawk? they’re unarmed, for starters. they only go into hot zones where there are critically injured personnel. they have a giant white and red logo on the side, just in case you missed em the first time.
That’s evidence of nothing other than them being unarmed and covered with a symbol that some muslims hate. Though I would assert that they’d shoot at any helicopter if it means they can kill Americans. And international agreements are the only currency we have left in this world (well that and our economic power). But countries already see us a bully, I would think that gives us more reason to act within the rules rather than seek excuses to go outside of them.
can’t we just shake hands, say we should kick ass and live to tell about it and mvoe on? what’s the point of bureaucratic bickering over a set of regulations that don’t entirely fit the modern political landscape?
Yes we can shake hands and in an ideal world, every soldier would come home because wars would be fought with paintball guns rather than actual bullets. I was talking with a friend about this in a different context earlier today; this country’s defense establishment, despite it’s best intentions and efforts, is constantly preparing to fight the last war. I will put money on us fighting some manner of conventional war in the next two decades. I would think, based on that notion, that we would not want to abandon international agreements which can protect us in those conflicts for the sake for possibly more protection now.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:53 PM
fixed. for a few of us.
/stares at clock
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:54 PM
5 more minutes here
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Totally read that as ‘cock’ instead of ‘clock’
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Totally read that as ‘cock’ instead of ‘clock’
whore.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Nevermind. Seriously. Nevermind on the whole thing. I have no idea why I thought you were black.
I am so confused. What thread were you talking today about TBL being mean to me? I’ve been out of pocket for large parts of the day due to a meeting.
And no I’m definitely not black. I’m 1/16 Cherokee, but that’s about as far as it goes.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:56 PM
That’s cause you’re a whore.
/that’s how you make a joke, ATL_Engager
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:56 PM
I’m still in the middle of watching Vietnam in HD, but damn it seems like a lot of that went on during that war, at least at the beginning.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:56 PM
/that’s how you make a joke, ATL_Engager
/nods
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Totally read that as ‘cock’ instead of ‘clock’
whore.
You seriously just don’t know when to give it a rest, do you. You don’t suddenly become funny again by being an asshole back to someone who made it clear earlier that she doesn’t care for you to joke with her.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:57 PM
What in the fuck… I wrote /whore at the end of my comment!!!! Now all you dumb fucks get to take credit for my joke.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Sorry I forgot the ‘/sarcasm font’ on 377.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Oh so you’re drunk.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:58 PM
I think you had said something about interracial relationship with your fiance before I knew she was Latina, and somehow in the context of the racial discussion here, I just thought the wrong thing.
Anyway, I was trying to see when TBL graduated college and saw that he was a member of the Natl Assoc of Black Journalists, and I was wondering if it had loose racial requirements, or if TBL was mixed, and if he called a Black commenter a bitch it’d be a ‘Black-on-Black’ crime.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:59 PM
On an unrelated note you aren’t as cool as I thought you were.
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:59 PM
loose racial requirements > loosing your shit
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:00 PM
Oh so you’re drunk.
+1
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:00 PM
100% agree.
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:00 PM
SG is a whore. ATL can’t take a joke (or a fat chick home either).Muslims hate the red cross. Tebow loves Jebus. MS is black.
Man I missed a lot!
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:02 PM
I think you had said something about interracial relationship with your fiance before I knew she was Latina, and somehow in the context of the racial discussion here, I just thought the wrong thing.
Anyway, I was trying to see when TBL graduated college and saw that he was a member of the Natl Assoc of Black Journalists, and I was wondering if it had loose racial requirements, or if TBL was mixed, and if he called a Black commenter a bitch it’d be a ‘Black-on-Black’ crime.
Oooooooh, well that makes sense (I suppose). I don’t think I ever said I was in an interracial relationship. If I did, then that would be wrong. Technically, I’m in an inter-ethnic relationship because my fiancee is Cuban-Mexican. But she’s not terribly hispanic in terms of her attitude and she definitely has more of a Texas accent that a hispanic one.
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:03 PM
On an unrelated note you aren’t as cool as I thought you were.
If only I had a nickel for everytime I’ve heard these words…..
/sobs uncontrollably
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:04 PM
like we need excuses to skirt the rules…all these covert and drone attacks in pakistan and yemen and somalia are infinitely worse than justifiably taking an extra half step that may (or may not, to be fair) save a few lives. would this really be squandering diplomatic capital? moreso than an internationally panned war in iraq?
war will be fought by robots then so fuck em.
/ending this on a lighter note…sick of arguing about something neither of us will agree on
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:04 PM
So she would be excellent at baseball if she weren’t so goddamn lazy?
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:04 PM
SG is a whore. ATL can’t take a joke (or a fat chick home either).Muslims hate the red cross. Tebow loves Jebus. MS is black.
I feel special for taking part in three of these even though I got into the thread really late. But the thought of someone thinking I’m black is hysterical to me. My fiancee jokes that I’m so white, I’m like white bread with the crust cut off.
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:05 PM
So she would be excellent at baseball if she weren’t so goddamn lazy?
Exactly.
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:05 PM
for a second there i thought ms621 could dunk…then i found out the truth. the whiny, whiny truth.
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:06 PM
Does your fiancee write for “Whitney”?
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:07 PM
like we need excuses to skirt the rules…all these covert and drone attacks in pakistan and yemen and somalia are infinitely worse than justifiably taking an extra half step that may (or may not, to be fair) save a few lives. would this really be squandering diplomatic capital? moreso than an internationally panned war in iraq?
Yes I honestly think it would. I’ll certainly admit to a level of potential naivete for thinking so, but that is my estimation of it.
war will be fought by robots then so fuck em.
/ending this on a lighter note…sick of arguing about something neither of us will agree on
Like in Basewars? Because that would be fucking awesome.
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:07 PM
Does your fiancee write for “Whitney”?
No, but she does like Whitney Cummings.
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:08 PM
for a second there i thought ms621 could dunk…then i found out the truth. the whiny, whiny truth.
I can dunk*.
*On an 8.5 foot basket.
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:08 PM
Alright guys I’m going to leave work, eat some Pop Tarts, then get my dick wet. Y’all have a good one, stop abusing the help.
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:08 PM
see, not THAT is how you make a funny racist joke right there.
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:08 PM
I don’t even remotely believe that.
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:09 PM
This thread has become a TBL Roast with a mix of Geneva Convention protocol thrown in
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:09 PM
i was thinking skynet…if only i had your optimism.
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:09 PM
TEXSPANIC
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:09 PM
I don’t even remotely believe that.
Don’t care. Enjoy getting your dick wet with Pop Tarts.
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:11 PM
i too, will be getting my dick wet.
/flies down crocodile mile buttnekkid
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:37 PM
.
/Drains whiskey, today was a good day
November 22nd, 2011 at 5:59 PM
Comment #17 is great. I agree.
November 22nd, 2011 at 6:08 PM
I am so sad I missed this 400+ comment gem
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:15 PM
While I personally don’t attribute every positive thing I do to the eternal father of whomever you want to recognize in your own faith, I do recognize Tim’s right to do so if this is his way. I can say if in fact he praises god as often as he says he does, it must get repetitive for those around him. I see it as a good thing that his teammate came out honestly and said it is abrasive. Here is the catch for all of those of you who see absolutely no problem with Tim promoting god as he sees it as often as he wants. Would you feel the same if he were of a different faith, say Muslim or HIndu? Would you afford him the same welcome mat? Go ahead, flame me for my saying so, because I want you to think about it. Christianity isn’t the only religion in the world, nor is it the only religion that thinks it is exclusively correct. He speaks of how a man would praise his wife in a marriage over and over at any opportunity. Anyone who has tried this realizes that other people in comparable relationships also think their spouse is the absolute best, and they are happy to have a similar feeling but at some point it becomes redundant and sounds less earnest. I’m glad you aren’t of the subsect of christians who literally interpret the passage regarding drinking poison and handling snakes; your teammates would really have a hard time with that one, sir.