Craig James is Not a Boise State Broncos Fan
College Football November 29th. 2011, 3:10pm
Hiring a PR firm to get a head coach fired for not playing your son does not preclude one from calling a college football game, nor does it preclude one from voting as a member of the media. Craig James casts an AP ballot. His Top 25 this past week was rather interesting. Here are some of the highlights.
Boise State is No. 24. Let me repeat that. Boise State is No. 24. The Broncos are 10-1 with a one-point loss to TCU. They haven’t played the toughest schedule, but a tougher one statistically than Virginia Tech (James – 4), Houston (James – 5), Michigan State (James -12) and Wisconsin (James – 13).
Boise State beat James’ 11th ranked team, Georgia, by two touchdowns in a de facto road game. They have fewer losses. Yet, somehow, they are ranked 13 places lower. They are ranked behind five-loss Missouri and four-loss Texas. Boise at 10-1 against the 51st ranked schedule is No. 24. Houston at 12-0 against the 111th ranked schedule is No. 5?
Seriously, did Chris Petersen not answer his text messages? Was he a little curt during a stop and chat in the gym? We’ll assume that’s not an optimistic sign for Kellen Moore and Doug Martin’s chances of winning the Pony Express Award.
Arkansas is No. 3. The Razorbacks are 10-2. They have only lost to LSU and Alabama. Fine. They were also clearly outclassed in both games. What is their best win? South Carolina? A comeback against 6-6 Texas A&M?
Oklahoma is No. 17. Kansas State is No. 8. Oklahoma is No. 17. Oklahoma has the same number of losses as the Wildcats. Oklahoma beat them by 41 points in Manhattan! There is no plausible argument for the Wildcats being a better team, let alone a demonstrably better one. That is insane.
Stanford is No. 10. I can see not being sold on Stanford. How are they ranked below No. 7 USC when Stanford beat USC and has fewer losses? Yes, the Trojans looked better against Oregon. In games that also counted, they scraped by against Minnesota and Utah and lost by three touchdowns against Arizona State, who just had their coach fired.
Clemson is Unranked. I don’t think Clemson is that good. That said, Clemson is 9-3 and beat James No. 4 team, Virginia Tech, by 20 in Blacksburg. They beat Florida State (James -25) and have a better record against a tougher schedule.
Not sure what Craig James’ justification for these votes would be. I am sure said justification would be accompanied by his smarmy politician smile. James is both the lead bad voter (885) and the lead good voter (168) on PollSpeak.com this week. That poor Spaeth intern needs to pick up his pace.
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November 29th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
Well at least he finally came out of the closet on this one.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
too busy finding a cure for college football onset PTSD.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
Whether your pro-traditional college football or pro-expanded football tournament bracket, we can all agree that Craig James should be fired.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
I just don’t get how someone could say Boise isn’t a top-15 team at the absolute worst. I’d have them in the top-10 personally, though I will say that they beat a UGA team that is so much different now. Also, James is an idiot.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
I’m convinced he is borderline retarded
November 29th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Good thing for us this poll is utterly useless. I love how AP folks still say it counts. Mandel said it was “ubiquitous,” as if that changes the fact that it has absolutely no value whatsoever.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Craig James is, without question, my least favorite member of the media…and that is saying a lot. What a prick/loser/jackass/assclown.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Oklahoma beat Kansas State BY 41 POINTS at Kansas State!!
November 29th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
no one is a Craig James fan either, so it all works out.
shit, Craig James doesn’t seem like that bad of a guy.
/my best TBL impression
November 29th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
i have no use for this piece of worthless self absorbed conniving shit.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Good thing the AP Poll is irrelevant.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
im still going to have to go with jeanne moos.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
How does this guy have a job? Seriously. No one likes this guy. He’s not even a Skip Bayless-level troll, he’s just a douche.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
Pretty sure A&M was used in a positive light earlier in the day on this blog…referring to Oklahoma State’s schedule…by this blogger.
But yeah, Craig James really is awful.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
and this is why coaches will never let their ballots be made public
November 29th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
I still gotta go Bill Plaschke’s finger wavin’ way.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
is there really a difference between what craig james does and how TBL trolls in his posts? im not seeing a lot of one.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
Hey Craig — get in the fuckin shed
November 29th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
I bet James sits down while wearing a cowboy and and giggles like a little girl filling his poll out.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
Seems like a good dude.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
Fuck Craig James. He is the epitome of the rich daddy who doesn’t give a fuck what happens to anyone as long their kid doesn’t have to sweat or get a little dirty. And he looks like a every southern racist guy from every movie ever.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
We live in a world where Skip Bayless exists, James will always be a distant second for me
November 29th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
not really.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
Thats the 12th best team according to these Sagarian rankings. Anyone else find it strange that duffy calls the BCS all kinds of nasty names yet loves pointing to Sagarians garbage numbers to make ridiculous claims.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
Craig James doesn’t hate Ohio as far as I know.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
Craig James can suck a skinny cock.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
cowboy hat, I should say.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
We live in a world where Skip Bayless exists
What’s this about Skip Bayless criticizing Aaron Rodgers again today? There were some angry tweets in my timeline about it.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
craig james does and how TBL trolls in his posts? im not seeing a lot of one.
TBL is self aware and does it as a part of his job, Craig James is an idiot who just plain sucks at his job and hires PR companies to do his trolling.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
Craig James had a 13 yr. affair with Herman Cain.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
I think Big Baby Davis may have gained about 150 lbs from eating all these popsicles.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
craig james killed 5 hookers
November 29th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
It is pretty funny. Those ratings are garbage. Imagine if Craig James had Missouri at 18. Duffy would be pissed.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Why wouldn’t ESPN keep him? Villains are a necessity.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
yeah, but that was like 3 posts ago…
November 29th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
What ratings would you prefer I used? BCS? Numbers pulled out of my ass?
November 29th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
To me, that’s why Bayless is there. But James went beyond the pale when he hired a PR firm to trash Leach.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
He hasnt been answering my last several.
“75° in Tempe today Chris. Whats it like 0° in Boise today? LOL. Girls still walking around in shorts here”
November 29th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Ned Beatty agrees with this post.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Can someone PLEASE tell me what the hell is wrong with the chick’s upper arm/shoulder area?
November 29th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Craug James suspended Community
November 29th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
the only difference is James doesn’t write here.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
close enough
November 29th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
And again. The Sagarin ratings he publishes w/MOV are different from the ones the BCS uses w/out MOV, but why let facts get in the way.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
I assume they must have all made fun of his son’s tiny penis.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
ive heard of calculator watches, but never calculator dildos.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
what Clown said.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
A gang tattoo was removed.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
You don’t attack a pillar of the father son golden gate like that and live to tell your tale.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Craig James inspired Jared Lee Loughner
November 29th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Not those as they’re garbage. If there aren’t any you like, come up with a metric that you do like. You’ve got the time, right? But it’s funny that you rail the computers in the BCS and then praise the ratings that have Missouri 18th at 7-5 and Clemson 28th at 9-3.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
spray tan streaked?
is that serena williams? no way…can’t be…way too attractive.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
James must have been upset about Peterson not going to Miss St.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
After reading all these comments, I feel like I should go get a new pitchfork and torch.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
Craig James’ poop is used as currency in Argentina.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
Craig James punched a kitten.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
did you at least sanitize them first?
November 29th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
BCS computer composite…seeing as they’re more than 1/6th the computers in the poll and all.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Defended tbl in reference to Craig James and I get moderation, I never get moderated for dropping c-bombs though.
/The ironing is delicious
//Lisa in trouble
November 29th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Craig James shits in your toilet, uses all the toilet paper and then doesn’t replace the roll. He also “forgets” to flush.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
craig james brought mussels to a kosher potluck
November 29th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Craig James said there was no housing bubble.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Craig James greenlit “Work It”.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
After reading all these posts/comments (minus Lisk’s great one), I feel like I should go get my lunch now and take a break from here.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
I thought the same thing, then I looked at her ass.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Craig James was the second gunman.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
/yawns
//drops something on the floor
///could have done without the Flock of Seagulls soundtrack there, but oh well
November 29th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Craig James puts dirty dishes in the dishwasher despite the clear “clean” light being lit.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Craig James gave Jack & Jill 3/4 stars
November 29th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
I thought the same thing, then I looked at her ass.
I don’t know how anyone could find an ass that looks like it could eat them attractive, but, different strokes for different folks I guess.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
But, if I’m going to use the ratings that meet my own subjective judgements…those aren’t objective ratings.
I use the Sagarin w/MOV mostly for strength of schedule. I like Simple Rating System or FEI for comparing teams.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Craig James goes to the concession stand at the game, comes back with a pretzel, nachos and a beer and then asks, “Oh, did you want something?”
November 29th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Craig James pissed in the punch bowl.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Doesnt matter to me, but dont call one rating system garbage and then use a worse one to try and prove a point.
Seriously, TA&M at 12, are you kidding me. Wins over TTech, ISU, Baylor, and KU.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Craig James double dips his chip.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Craig James carries a picture of Hitler in his wallet.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Craig James is sending a christmas card to McQueary this year
November 29th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
The BCS computer polls are nonsense.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
let’s just say you totally misunderstood what I said and leave it at that.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Craig James killed green-lit the “Dirty Dancing” re-make.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Craig James returns your car with the gas light on.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Craig James created Jar Jar Binks.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Craig James once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!
November 29th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Craig James puts dirty dishes in the dishwasher despite the clear “clean” light being lit.
Your dishwasher has a light that indicates when the dishes are clean? Well look at your Mr. Fancy Pants.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Craig James bought his son a Lexus for Christmas.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
But you crap on every rating system. They all have their flaws!
November 29th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Craig James eats the last slice of pizza. Then heads to the fridge for the last beer.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Craig James is responsible for every sports labor dispute ever.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Craig James doesn’t like the film Road House.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Craig James was the camera man for the Kardashian sex tape.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Any rating system won’t be perfect. There’s a difference between not being able to account for everything and being entirely worthless.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Craig James forgets to close the gate on your fence when dogsitting.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Craig James is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in voda and feeds his babies shrimp scampi
November 29th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
You’re a smart kid, dude. I bet if you wanted to you could create a system that used metric you think are important. That’s what Sagarin does (terribly). Don’t be afraid to put yourself out there.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
I’m convinced he is borderline retarded
This is so true it made me laugh.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Craig James asks celebrities to re-Tweet him on his birthday
November 29th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Craig James is behind a national campaign to make kids eat paste.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Craig James still thinks OJ is innocent.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Craig James voted for Gus Johnson in the Culture Tournament.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Tebow>Craig James
November 29th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
craig james can’t support his family on $400,000 per year
November 29th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Craig James always pokes you on facebook
November 29th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
I’ll bet Craig James, like some of the people here at my office, has no idea of the concept of a “courtesy flush”.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Craig James is the asshole who leaves 1/16″ of milk in the carton and puts it back in the fridge.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
After Obama won, Craig James told everyone he voted for him. He didn’t.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Roommate Craig James will always eat your food, then leave a little bit so it looks like he didn’t eat it all.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Craig James had the idea for how to end The Sopranos.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Craig James voted for Kang.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Craig James lures teenagers back to his room with original Four Loko.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
/quietly backs out of room
November 29th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
please. Duffy would put a bunch of smart people in the room and have them figure it out.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Craig James went un-credited in Bambi: He killed Bambi’s mom.
/side note: Jesus, Disney, you were some sick fucks back in the day
November 29th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Craig James was also the Fluffer for that flick.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Craig James thought Spiderman 3 was the best in the series. Even taught Toby how to dance.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Craig James was the man behind Paolo
November 29th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Craig James is a knowing asymptomatic carrier of the pathogen associated with typhoid fever yet still volunteers at soup kitchens.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Craig James spawned a pussy son.
/am I doing this right?
November 29th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Craig James smeared dog shit under make driver’s side door handle.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Craig James has sex with people who are in coma’s.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Craig James always leaves voicemails consisting solely of, “Call me back.”
November 29th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Craig James finishes in his wife’s hair.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
my driver’s*
/fuck you craig james
November 29th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Craig James wrote “The Happening”
November 29th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Craig James thinks Cameron Diaz looks better now than she did in The Mask.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Woah.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Craig James passes you the bong with nothing but ash in it.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
lol
November 29th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Craig James hates lamp.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
CRAIG JAMES MUST DIE.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Craig James uses the word “allegedly” when talking about Jerry Sandusky’s crimes
November 29th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Craig James was BBoB.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Craig James thinks Gilly is the best recurring character in the history of SNL
November 29th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Well, he’s the worst type of person in existence. Fuck him then.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Craig James thinks Dane Cook is funny.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
holy shit! that’s awesome.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
The Heat preseason celebration was Craig James’ idea
November 29th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Craig James like to call you “pal”.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Craig James has two first names and no last requests
November 29th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Craig James secretly yearns to be a hipster.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Craig James cashes out of the friendly poker game as soon as he is up at least $10.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Every computerized system has Texas A&M ranked highly, because they had one of the country’s toughest schedules. They had to play Oklahoma State, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Kansas State, Baylor….then teams like Missouri, Texas… 8/12 opponents are going to bowl games 4 in the Top 15.
What that says is if the played say Florida, Vanderbilt, Tennessee, Mississippi State, Ole Miss, Auburn…they might have been 9-3 or 10-2.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Craig James only eats vegan, and tells you about it all. the. TIME.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
I made it through 1:21.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Whenever Craig James calls\text you, and you dont have his number and text back with “I’m sorry who is this?” he never tells you.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Craig James works for PETA but drives a car with leather upholstery.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Craig James is really Jerry Sandusky is disguise.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
I won’t use my own rating system because that would be subjective!
The BCS is worthless!
/duffy logic
November 29th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
He’s a firsty firsty. He must be punished.
/glares at Tim Ryan
November 29th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
Craig James got me hooked on Pez.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
Craig James offers you a ballgame giveaway windbreaker instead of that nice, cozy cashmere sweater when you’re cold at his house.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
Craig James has a picture of himself taped to his headboard.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Craig James:
FIRST!
November 29th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
craig james is a dry guy
November 29th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Craig James supports a 16-team playoff.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
*Turns on the Stephen Douglas beard signal*
November 29th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
But not beating any of those teams shouldn’t help them. That’s my problem.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
Craig James would describe Vagina’s as open hatchet wounds.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
Every computerized system has Texas A&M ranked highly, because they had one of the country’s toughest schedules. They had to play Oklahoma State, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Kansas State, Baylor….then teams like Missouri, Texas… 8/12 opponents are going to bowl games 4 in the Top 15.
What that says is if the played say Florida, Vanderbilt, Tennessee, Mississippi State, Ole Miss, Auburn…they might have been 9-3 or 10-2.
What? No. Not at all. In fact only 3 of the polls even have them ranked. One at 15. One at 18. One at 23…
November 29th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
Craig James tips his pizza guy in Necco Wafers.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
What? No. Not at all. In fact only 3 of the polls even have them ranked. One at 15. One at 18. One at 23…
November 29th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
craig james gave forbes.com the idea for slideshows.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
SOS should be a part of the equation, but losing to good teams time and time again shouldn’t help you.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Bud Dry?
November 29th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Craig James has a stoma fetish.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Craig James broke your favorite pipe on the sink in your dorm room freshmen year, didn’t say sorry and never offered to replace it. He may also have pinched out of that sack you bought together.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Craig James’s foreskin is Luc Longley
November 29th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Craig James will talk to you whenever you are trying to fall asleep.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
So if you play tough teams and lose, odds are when you play lesser foes you’ll win?
Craig James supports this logic.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Craig James always links to Bleacher Report Slideshows to back up his points.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Craig James masturbated to Casey Anthony party pictures.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Ok, so should Alabama losing to the only good team it played help them?
November 29th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
this is a no-no. an absolutely breach of etiquette.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Craig James enjoys sodomizing….
Too soon, never mind.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Craig James still plays 2-for-looking.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Save those for the toll booths, bro!
November 29th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Craig James thinks Jack Del Rio just needs one more year.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
craig james takes mulligans on putts.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Craig James is trying to get the phrase “Craig James’ed” copyrighted, even though there is no current definition — he is working on it.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Craig James went to the gym today. He just wanted you to know.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
just as much as Okie State losing to a shit team I guess.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Craig James thinks tickle fights between guys are TOTES not gay.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Craig James thinks the blogosphere is inside your mothers basement
November 29th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
That’s bad now?
November 29th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
They beat a top-10 team by 24 at home. They are 1-1 against good teams, with the one loss being to the No. 1 team in the nation by 3 points in OT.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
lol
November 29th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Craig James wouldn’t wear an AIDS ribbon at the AIDS walk.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Craig James is posed shirtless in his twitter avatar.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
In a twosome, with a foursome waiting to hit their approaches in the fairway.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Craig James has a tattoo of himself on his back.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Craig James told 8 year old you that wrestling was fake.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Yeah, still not seeing it.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Craig James has a 2010 cat calendar on his desk
November 29th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
This is why I give LSU a pass if they lose to UGA (or really Alabama). They at least played a tough schedule. I’d bet @WVU and vs. Oregon is the best top two non-conf wins for anyone in the country. (And that’s taking into account that WVU was supposed to be a lot better when they were scheduled).
November 29th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
craig james waits for a par 5 green to clear from 320 out after finding his 180 yard drive.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Craig James does CrossFit. He proves this with his facebook profile picture.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Craig James posts his run stats daily on Facebook & Twitter.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Craig James pays $800 for bottle service. Nobody wants to sit with him in his roped-off booth though.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Craig James once tattooed a turd on his ex-girlfriend’s back.
/that was pretty funny, though
November 29th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Craig James is really happy for you, Taylor Swift. But he thinks Beyonce had one of the greatest videos of all time. Of ALL TIME!
November 29th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Craig James picks his nose and then wipes it on your couch.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Craig James is that guy in the locker room who walks out of the shower without a towel, then walks straight towards the sink, and brushes his teeth. Spits onto the floor drain and then tries to play grab ass
November 29th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
craig james writes posts about NY sports radio.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Craig James talks to his toes in a baby voice.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Doesn’t this all reek of setting up the LSU-Bama rematch? The biggest threat to that would be a team being a clear number 3 in all the polls, or beating a high-ranked (Oklahoma) team.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
I dont think Arkansas is a top 10 team. If Arkansas had the exact same resume in the Big Ten, the Razorbacks would be in the low teens.
But anyway, OSU has much better wins than Alabama. And Alabama lost at home.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
sure it should. my team lost to #1, #2, and #3 in a 5 or 6 week span. I get major pride out of that
November 29th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
To be fair, they were actually practicing wrestling moves.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
craig james once posted on this site under the commenter name “Tarbaby”
November 29th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Craig James crouches behind a 12 ft putt and cups his hands over his eyes for 2 minutes, reading the break. Finally, he stands over the ball and gently whispers “putt to the picture” before making his stroke. Incidentally, the ball races 10 feet by the hole, starting the process anew.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Craig James doesn’t pick up his dog’s shit if nobody is looking.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Craig James gives out pennies for halloween.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Craig James thinks Fazoli’s is authentic Italian.
/southern fast food joke
November 29th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Craig James likes to hang around your cube and talk about that edgy website he just found called “Deadspin”.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
spencer dick doesn’t blame craig james
November 29th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Craig James eats greasy fucking food with his hands and then takes over the remote.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Craig James cried after he heard about the Kim/Kris divorce.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
sounds like craig james understands the importance of a pre-shot routine.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Craig James is actively trying to put together a Menudo reunion tour.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Craig James just saw “Heat”, and he wants to talk about it RIGHT NOW.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Craig James would rather watch Gossip Girl reruns than MNF.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
I HATE THAT GUY.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
craig james thought TBL wrote the NY sports radio post, not hernia.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Craig James has a chode.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
how do you figure? because they are within 5 or 6 spots of Mich., Mich. St. and Wisconsin but without the losses to shit teams like Iowa?
November 29th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Craig James wants to make sure you know he just hit his 6 team parlay.
/it was actually a 4 team parlay
November 29th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Craig James is a 22 handicap. He wins $30 every time he plays Wolf with better golfers.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
When milk spills, Craig James cries
November 29th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
That guy did it at my place this Saturday!
November 29th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
craig james takes supreme delight in knowing this string of craig james meme’s is probably pissing duffy off.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Craig James just saw “Heat”, and he wants to talk about it RIGHT NOW.
Dane Cook would like his joke back.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
that just means he’s got more power during the big squirt.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Dane Cook would like his joke back.
Sick burn.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
craig james takes supreme delight in knowing this string of craig james meme’s is probably pissing duffy off.
I think that’s something we can all join Craig James in enjoying.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
craig james “usually plays better than this” when he’s on pace to shoot -6.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
His Talladega Nights reference during the Texas TAMU game was brutal.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Craig James thinks Dane Cook is funny.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Craig James is responsible for all 63 notifications of people getting engaged on your Facebook feed right now. He also just sent you a notification for Mafia Wars and Farmville.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Craig James wears a hemp necklace.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Craig James thinks Dane Cook is funny.
Do we have to stop now? Party foul.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Craig James thinks Dane Cook is funny.
Ah, good point.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Craig James uses the therm “party foul” at parties.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Craig James roots for ND, unless he dislikes the OSU coach, then he roots for Mich.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Craig James thinks Will Ferrell is underpaid.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Craig James invited Joe Divola to your birthday party.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Craig James is new here but he would like to know if anyone has tips on procuring hookers in Miami on vacation.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Craig James refused to stand and say “I am Spartacus”.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Craig James will never return the DVDs he borrowed from you
November 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Jim Gaffigan, sir.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
craig james needs a dollar to roll a joint and doesn’t give the dollar back.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Craig James drank your floater.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Craig James has the honor on the second tee on a packed Saturday afternoon and wants to tell you a 5 minute story about his awesome Friday.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Craig James deleted the archives for the post that had all the horse names in it.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Craig James asks you if you’ve seen Usual Suspects, then screams “Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze!” before you have a chance to answer.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Craig James wakes up first and rather than make a pot of coffee opts for the Keurig.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
craig james is big mclargehuge.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Craig James splits two tens.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Jim Gaffigan, sir.
Are you sure? I suppose it’s possible that Dane Cook stole it.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Craig James prefers Star Wars: Episode One, because the original Star Wars were just “so old.”
November 29th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Oh yea, definitely sure. That was a great stand up on Comedy Central. Love that line.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Craig James deleted a post after he threatened to shoot members of the KKK in it.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
I agree. OKST is more deserving of a shot at the title, but I think Bama is the better team. If OKST gets in than so be it. I would hope no one outside of Bama would complain about it. I know LSU folks would be thrilled, as the thought of playing OKST would get dicks fully erect in Baton Rouge. LSU or Bama would be 10 point favorites over the Pokes in NO.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Craig James tells you how Titanic ends.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Craig James attempts to try out for American Idol every year.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Craig James plays the Don’t Pass Line regularly.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Craig James makes you sleep in the wet spot.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
craig james calls oklahoma state OSU whenever he’s in ohio.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Oh yea, definitely sure. That was a great stand up on Comedy Central. Love that line.
Well then. My foot is firmly planted in my mouth.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Craig James leaves one piece of TP in the handicap stall when you gotta drop a massive deuce.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Craig James favorite directors are George Bay and Michael Lucas.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Craig James didn’t want them to save Private Ryan.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Wisconsin and MSU have much better resumes than Arkansas.
Again, who you beat >>>>>>>>>>>>> who you lost to. Everyone has a bad game. Its what you do with the rest that matter.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Favorite one so far.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Craig James favorite character on The Wire is Ziggy Sabotka
November 29th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Neither did I. Fuck Matt Damon.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
craig james thinks metallica’s best album was re-load.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Craig James leaves the door open while he’s pooping.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Craig James shot Ray Gricar from the grassy knoll.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Craig James thought A.I. was the most intellectually stimulating movie he’d seen since Labyrinth.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Craig James offers you a ballgame giveaway windbreaker instead of that nice, cozy cashmere sweater when you’re cold at his house.
In his defense, I have a rather large head.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
What’s funny about all of this is OKST will most likely lose to OU (as they always do) and this will all be a moot point.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Whenever you have a funny youtube video to show Craig James, he claims to have a funnier one.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Craig James thought Nixon wasn’t a crook.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Craig James is ecstatic that spencer turned him onto the refreshing flavor of peach dip pouches.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
I am all aboard this train. If Alabama could play anyone other than LSU, I’d put them in no problem. But with an already fucked system I want a true national champion. Alabama winning wouldn’t give us that, IMO.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Craig James didn’t think Mitch Hedberg was funny.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Craig James just put his 7 iron away. The third leaf from the left on the second tree from the right at a 46* angle from the 2 o’clock position on the green fluttered. He’s opted for a choked 6 iron. Oops…it’s in the water.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Craig James prefers Dennis Leary to Bill Hicks.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
care to explain? Wisconsin has played 3 ranked teams, same with Mich. State and Arkansas has played 5.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Craig James didn’t see what the problem was in the Problem Child movies.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Craig James cranked one off to your sister and then told you about it.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Craig James plays full court defense at the Y
November 29th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Craig James favourite aspect of playing Starfox is Slippy Toad.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Craig James would rather watch a sitcom and a half then listen to Mitch Hedberg.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
What?
November 29th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Zig was highly underrated.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
Craig James was was fan of Gigli.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
Craig James selected Final Destination as the in-flight movie for today’s cross country flight.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
MSU played 5. But Arkansas is still better.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Vlad: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100419/
Have you not scene either of those cinematic masterpieces?
November 29th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
craig james doesn’t count penalty strokes.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
they make these? yum.
craig james is a stupid dickhead assbag.
/all i got, braindead
November 29th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Craig James prefers Caddyshack 2 over the original.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
he was a mope
November 29th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Craig James doesn’t skip over the comments in this post of the people still talking about college football.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
The first one was a delightful romp.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
craig james bought a giraffe because he was jealous of duffy’s high horse.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
craig james thinks kathy griffin is funny and hot
November 29th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Craig James laughed at the end of Old Yeller.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Craig James refers to himself in the third person during sex.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Craig James cock blocked Chaz Bono.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Craig James nicknamed his dick “the big show”
November 29th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Wait, Craig James is my father in law?
November 29th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Craig James wonders why they haven’t made an all yellows package of Starburst.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
craig james has even testicles.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Craig James gives you that PBR that’s been in his fridge since last Christmas.
Sorry CRM.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Craig James still rides around listening to The Blueprint 2
November 29th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Craig James comes over to hang out, asks to use your bathroom, takes a gigantic dump that clogs the toilet, and never tells you about it.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Craig James exclusively eats yellow banana runts for breakfast.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Craig James would do anything for love…but he wont do that.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
craig james still doesn’t think ritty’s right for his daughter.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Craig James presses reset in the 3rd quarter when he’s losing to your in Madden.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Sure:
Arkansas – 1-2 vs currently ranked teams
Wisconsin — 2-1 vs currently ranked teams (with the potential to improve to 3-1)
Arkansas — blown out in both big games this year
Wisconsin — lost on one of all-time greatest fluke plays in CFB history. Lost on hail mary late the next week
November 29th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
Craig James thought Pearl Harbor was better than Tora! Tora! Tora!
November 29th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
Craig James comes over to hang out, asks to use your bathroom, takes a gigantic dump that clogs the toilet, and never tells you about it.
That’s my mother in law.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
Craig James was a Syracuse ball boy.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
Craig James follows Mo Williams on twitter
November 29th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
Craig James stole Princess Vespa’s blow dryer.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Craig James thinks Milli Vanilli should have been allowed to keep their Grammy.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
When in his own home, Craig James gives you the controller with the joystick that sticks in the up direction at times when playing Madden.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
That’s funny. But not true. Especially since my father in law is also one of my employees.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Craig James once took your mother out for a nice seafood dinner, and never called her again
November 29th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
craig james gives great helmet.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
When in his own home, Craig James gives you the controller with the joystick that sticks in the up direction at times when playing Madden.
Yep, I’ve done that.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
craig james shoe is on the other foot.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Craig James slept with CJ.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Leader in Queefer’s clubhouse.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
To a 6-6 team.
/needs to be stated
November 29th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Especially since my father in law is also one of my employees.
Well that’s rather interesting.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Craig James still sends the AOL chain e-mails that were 200 question surveys of likes/dislikes.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Craig James’ luggage combination is 12345.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
the code to craig james’ luggage is 1-2-3-4-5
November 29th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Craig James thinks Queefer Sutherland should try watching college football…
November 29th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Wow. 340-341. Nice
November 29th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Whoa.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Craig James doesn’t know the differences between “they’re”, “their” and “there”.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Craig James is a fan of scheduling meetings at 8:30 AM on Monday mornings.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Arkansas was playing the #1 ranked team at their place each game, but apparently that doesn’t hold up to losing on the all-time greatest fluke play and a hail mary. got it.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
It could only improve the flavor. Fucking terrible.
/not a hipster
November 29th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Craig James thinks this Mike Francesca guys has some insightful things to say.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Craig James takes the mushroom power ups when he is already big.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
i didnt see craig james playing with his dolls again!
November 29th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Craig James’ luggage combination is 12345.
the code to craig james’ luggage is 1-2-3-4-5
How did that happen?
November 29th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
craig james refuses to answer in the form of a question.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Craig James prefers a Nerds blizzard over any other kind of blizzard, especially Reese’s peanut butter cup
November 29th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
Craig James thinks George Lazenby was the best James Bond.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
Craig James confused Swanson and Sampsonite.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
259HuskerDawg Says:
November 29th, 2011 at 4:13 PM edit
But anyway, OSU has much better wins than Alabama. And Alabama lost at home.
I agree. OKST is more deserving of a shot at the title, but I think Bama is the better team. If OKST gets in than so be it. I would hope no one outside of Bama would complain about it. I know LSU folks would be thrilled, as the thought of playing OKST would get dicks fully erect in Baton Rouge. LSU or Bama would be 10 point favorites over the Pokes in NO.
No way. They are favored by 10.5. Lines tend to come within a few points of SRS. Add in a public SEC bump and you are looking at more than 4 but less than 7.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
Craig James ordered the hit on Lloyd & Harry’s beloved pet bird, Petie.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
craig james is not afraid of the banhammer
November 29th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
craig james always bums snuff
November 29th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Craig James just went their.
/nods at scuba
November 29th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Craig James used the Game Genie. and refused to put alcohol on the games
November 29th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Craig James framed Conrad Murray.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Craig James brings a veggie tray as his contribution to the barbecue.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
By the way, some quality material. Craig James sets our moderation filters.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Good, glad that’s settled. This is throwing me off my meme game.
I dont care that Arkansas played LSU and Alabama. They got their shit pushed in. You don’t get credit for being utterly noncompetitive in big games.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
craig james thinks rihanna is hot
November 29th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
Technically my father in law is both retired and 1099. But he still works for me.
/oil business.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
Funny how people are still trying to have a football discussion after this has gone totally “Yo Mommas so fat”.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
Craig James bids $2 after you bid $1.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
Craig James like Star Trek. Also, he hates Star Wars.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
All og Craig James’s taste is in his mouth
November 29th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
Craig James is developing a way for plastic-wrapped CDs, movies and video games to be even more difficult to open.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
Craig James doesn’t think comments 340 and 341 are a coincidence and wants you to speculate.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
You don’t think LSU would be a 10 pt fav in what will be a home game for them? How about this, if the line is 9.5, do you take LSU or OKST?
November 29th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
When invited to dinner, Craig James orders an appetizer, soup, salad, entre, and dessert, and wants to split the check evenly.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
Craig James always reminded his teachers that they forgot to assign homework before a holiday weekend.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
craig james is lebron james biological father
November 29th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
did you even watch either game? because Arkansas was down 7 going into the 4th quarter in both games. I’m beginning to think you watch college football with TBL.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
fool craig james once, shame on…shame on you. fool…craig james can’t get fooled again.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
Craig James relies on the blue Coors Light mountains.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
YOU LEAVE HER ALONE.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Craig James drives around for an hour looking for the cheapest gas station.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
When invited to dinner, Craig James orders an appetizer, soup, salad, entre, and dessert, and wants to split the check evenly.
+ a bottle of wine when you drink beer…
/Craig James’d
November 29th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
craig james sees light at the end of the tunnel and orders more tunnel.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
I will always think of this when Price is Right bidding is brought up.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Craig James still backs HDDVD.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Does beating Ole Miss and Vandy by s combined 8 points factor anywhere in this? It was always silly to have them #3 in the nation
November 29th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Craig James thought Boromir died like a pussy.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Craig James shot Mr. Burns.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Craig James dropped six figures on Groupon’s IPO.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Craig James shot JR.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Dude…LSU and Bama waxed the shit out of ARK.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
craig james drive bmw five series, good car, no problem.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
did you even watch either game? because Arkansas was down 7 going into the 4th quarter in both games. I’m beginning to think you watch college football with TBL.
see #342
November 29th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
I’m sorry, what was that? Oh…sorry Craig James, didn’t realize you were on your bluetooth in the grocery store.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Craig James goes to a restaurant with a group of 5 people, decides to split the tab evenly beforehand, then orders the most expensive thing on menu.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Craig James eagerly sings along when Coldplay’s “Yellow” comes on.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Craig James only offers you spoons, when all you need is a knife.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Craig James doesn’t tap her shoulder when he’s about to nut.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Craig James thinks that people who talk about zombies are tools
November 29th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
when life gives craig james lemons, he buys some country time and uses the lemons as garnish.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Craig James has 16 items in the 10 items or less lane.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Craig James put ketchup on that steak you just grilled.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Craig James likes the smell of his own semen.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
More importantly… CRAIG JAMES PUTS KETCHUP ON HIS HOTDOG.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Craig James uses a PC.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
craig james would like his filet well done.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Craig James orders steak well done and then bitches that his food is taking too long.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Craig James
Screws up quotes up html all the time.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
/passes bong to Spencer
November 29th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Craig James eats at Applebees.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Craig James farts and then blames the dog. What? The dog died?
November 29th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Craig James roots against the United States every Olympics.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
And I’m beginning to think you may be Craig James.
Neato, they were down 7 going into the fourth quarter. That makes the losses even worse. LSU outscored Arkansas 38-3 after the Hogs went up 14-0. That is the definition of noncompetitive.
The combined score of the Alabama and LSU games: Opponents 79, Arkansas 31
Non. Com. Pe. Ti. Tive.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
craig james loved the decision
November 29th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Craig James shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
November 29th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Craig James likes to curl up by the fire and read the Twilight series.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Craig James just spent 10 minutes looking for a Nike Mojo golf ball.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Craig James thinks Taylor Martinez is a 1st round talent
November 29th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
/hits bong
CRAIGJAMESISAPIECEOFSHITCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Craig James was just trying to get his balance when he stomped on that Packers lineman.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Craig James wants the focus of these comments to go to the 2 people talking about CFB.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
lock it up.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Craig James is the guy sitting two rows behind you at the basketball game that yells, “SHOOT!” with the shot clock at 20.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Craig James hesitates when you ask him if he’s sexually attracted to young boys.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Craig James really enjoyed the new Limp Bizkit album.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Craig James beefs as if no one were listening.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Craig James yells, “GET IN THE HOLE!!” after every approach shot.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Craig James is a fan of Nickelback.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
cragi james, although slow and dangerous behing the wheel, can still serve a purpose
November 29th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Craig James thinks Brett Hull’s skate was perfectly legal in 1999.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Ten thousand of them, in fact.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Craig James offers to buy random women drinks at bars.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
craig james calls his pedophilia “a neoclassical lifestyle.”
November 29th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Craig James thinks Sean Connery was the worst Bond.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Craig James picks his nose, looks around to see if anyone saw him, than eats it
November 29th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Craig James thinks Alabama should play for the national title.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Craig James thinks two hot sauce packets is more than enough for your Chalupas.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Craig James wonders why RC Cola isn’t more popular.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
This isn’t close to being true about the Alabama game, one could ask if you watched it
Craig James would rather have Tim Tebow in the 4th quarter than Aaron Rodgers…oh wait, that was Skip Bayless again
November 29th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Craig James pulls up for 3 on a fast break.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Craig James records Leno every night. Repeats included.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Craig James requests that you hold the bacon on his BLT.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Craig James drives 5mph under the speed limit, at all times.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
craig james watched gary unmarried
November 29th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
craig james hates my morning jacket
November 29th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
I got 3 hard shell taco supremes, two bean burritos and a 7 layer burrito like 2 weeks ago. Got home and in the bag was THREE FUCKING HOT SAUCE PACKETS.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
craig james thinks the Beatles are the GREATEST.OF.ALL.TIME.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Craig James owns Powder on DVD.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Craig James is a Nickleback fan.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Craig James enjoys the slide shows at Bleacher Report
November 29th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Craig James was always Oddjob in Goldeneye
November 29th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Craig James still says “You go girl”.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
+1
November 29th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Craig James couldn’t get hard if Brooklyn Decker was grinding naked on his junk.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
craig james says “you know what i mean” entirely way too much.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Craig James gets High Life kegs for his Christmas party, but drinks import bottles in front of his guests.
/running out of dick moves
November 29th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Craig James wishes his son went to Penn State.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Craig James brags about how great his handle is to his pickup basketball buddies.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Craig James thinks his briefcase also needs its own seat on the CTA this morning.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Craig James owns a signed VHS of D.A.R.Y.L.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Death by dry mouth.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
(Dang, ATL. I neglected to read your comment. Play through, sir.)
November 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
(Dang, ATL. I neglected to read your comment. Play through, sir.)
November 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Chuck Norris is scared of Craig James.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Craig James thinks Santa is an asshole.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Craig James purposely misses a shot on his own basket in order to record a triple double
November 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
On laserdisc. Or Blu-ray. Whichever’s funnier.
/passes out
November 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
The only concert Craig James has been to was “Weird Al” — and he loved it.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Craig James couldn’t get hard if Brooklyn Decker was grinding naked on his junk
that skank? me either.
/Atl_Badger
November 29th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Craig James would like to borrow your chapstick.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Craig James’ knees touch when he crosses his legs.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Craig James is currently available to take your questions on formspring
November 29th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Craig James doesn’t pick up his dog’s shit if nobody is looking.
Craig James crapped on my lawn.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
When Craig James goes to a hip-hop concert, he wears his Peter Cottontail tie and matching watch.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
For a Christmas gift, Craig James made a donation in your name to the Second Mile.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Craig James is a pig parker.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
craig james thinks that ambulance is ugly.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Craig James thinks that if your fortunate enough to spend five minutes or 20 minutes around Tim Tebow, your life is better for it.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
that skank? me either.
/Atl_Badger
Huh? Brooklyn Decker is a smokeshow.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Craig James drops his pants all the way to his ankles when peeing.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Craig James yells “Freebird!” at all concerts, including the Symphony.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
You forgot to mention he was playing against a guy who used to play small time college basketball a few years ago.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Craig James completely disregards the necktie or sock on the door handle.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Craig James thinks that if your fortunate enough to spend five minutes or 20 minutes around Tim Tebow, your life is better for it.
Craig James took Tim Tebow’s virginity.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Craig James queefs after sex.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Craig James believes Denise Huxtable is an excellent seamstress.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Craig James is a social smoker but never, EVER buys a pack.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
When his kids ask to watch ‘Wall-E’, Craig James puts in ‘Hello, Dolly!’
November 29th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Craig James asks your girlfriend when you are getting married and suggests a destination wedding in a first world country.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
craig james thinks that ambulance is ugly.
Craig James would fuck the shit out of a slutty 18 wheeler though.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Craig James can’t shit and pee at the same time
November 29th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
craig james over emphasizes the andalucian “TH” sound for the letter z when talking to his landscapers.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
you got me dude. Craig James awards you with some fruit stripe gum, which he thinks is awesome.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
*you’re, not your
/embarrassed
November 29th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Craig James is Hitler.
That is where this is going to end up, right?
November 29th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Craig James killed Tu Pac and Biggie.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Craig James thought the Vikings got a great deal for Herschel Walker.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Craig James thinks Barry Janoff should win a pulitzer
November 29th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
craig james over emphasizes the andalucian “TH” sound for the letter z when talking to his landscapers.
Bra-fucking-vo.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Craig James thinks Saved By The Bell sucked.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Craig James makes POV masturbation videos, and uploads them to redtube with the tags “teen, lesbian, threesome”
November 29th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Craig James hates blue turf.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Craig James thinks Jimmy Fallon never ruined a single SNL sketch.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Craig James moves his pieces around while playing Battleship
Just busting balls, no need to bring fruit gum into this
November 29th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Craig James is responsible for the endless barrage of Bed Bath & Beyond coupons that show up in your mailbox every fucking day.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Craig James has a Compuserve email address
November 29th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Craig James comes here for the posts only.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Craig James makes POV masturbation videos, and uploads them to redtube with the tags “teen, lesbian, threesome”
wow. +1
November 29th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Craig James thought Omar Epps was better than Wesley Snipes as Willie Mays Hayes.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Craig James liked the KISS disco album.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Damnit Craig James, cover your mouth when you cough, and why did you stick your tongue all the way out?
November 29th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
craig james gave “jack and jill” 4 stars
November 29th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Craig James roots for the Yankees, Lakers and Cowboys.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
craig james likes the way joe namath pronounces his “l’s”
November 29th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Once upon a time, Craig James had sex with a hooker on the back of a semi truck, a single sperm landed on the back seat. That truck is now called Optimus Prime.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
Craig James would like to talk to you about a great money making opportunity that is definitely not a pyramid scheme.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
Craig James thinks the last three Adam Sandler movies were hilarious and that M. Night Shyamalan is just now hitting his stride as a moviemaker.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
Craig James giggles incessantly when playing with his G.I Joe figures.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Craig James makes plans to meet his friends out at a bar, then decides to go to a house party and doesn’t call them.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Craig James hates tits.
NSFW
November 29th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Craig James needs to be liquidated
November 29th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Craig James thinks Wayne Gretzky did the right thing here.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Every Thursday, Craig James tunes all the TV in his home to Whitney, then leaves for the night.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Craig James links topless celebrities in the comments section and doesn’t include a NSFW tag.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Craig James hijacks threads with hockey talk
November 29th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Craig James promoted his offensive line coach to defensive coordinator.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Craig James wanted Julia Roberts to get raped by Jason Alexander in Pretty Woman.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Craig James engages me all the time.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Craig James walks a 5K.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
craig james things nixon’s middle name was moe, then gets a date
November 29th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
What. The. Fuck.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Craig James will call you, leave a message and then text you 5 minutes later.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
Craig James thinks Rashard Mendhenhall had a point about Osama bin Laden.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
Craig James drinks wine at bars.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
Craig James will respond immediately to your first text. Then he will not respond at all to your second, which you sent seconds after you received his reply.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
craig james asks for gas money
November 29th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
Craig James was a plus k’s first follower on Twitter.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
Craig James will post “1,000!” in comment #1,002 in this thread
November 29th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
Craig James once wrestled Paolo at Sea World.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Craig James thought Swingers was pretentious but then when everyone started saying “money” and “baby” he jumped on the bandwagon.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Craig James still uses the phrase “colored.”
November 29th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Craig James asks you what the capital of Thailand is, then punches you in the nuts and yells “Bangkok!”
November 29th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James has a set of lawn jockeys on his front lawn and doesn’t see what the big deal is.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James is the Pen 15 Club President.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James stole all of Hernia’s hair product
November 29th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James prefers the last few seasons of The Simpsons, and thinks the mid-90s were trash.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James still uses the phrase “colored.”
I laughed hard.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James is friends with JDiddy3000.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James hosts decent enough house parties, but damnit Craig James, we’ve already seen your high school yearbook.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
craig james thinks only pussies lease range rovers
November 29th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James still has his POG collection.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James will pepper spray you for a $2 waffle maker.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James wishes South Park had better animation.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
Craig James watches blu-rays on SD TVs
November 29th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
Craig James thinks the Euro is a good investment.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
Craig James will call you and ask if he can buy a $300 x-mas tree and ask you to split it with him.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
Craig James pisses on your couch and turns over the cushion.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
craig james likes being on top during 69
November 29th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
Craig James got herpes just so he could give it to someone else
November 29th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
Craig James winces when he takes his favorite shot – birthday cake.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
Craig James thinks Robert Wagner killed Natalie Wood.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
Craig James still calls “doorknob”.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
That motherfucker…
#fireReid
Craig James didn’t even have the courtesy to spoon after blasting Jerry Sandusky in the butt.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
Craig James thinks science is a fad.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
Craig James thought 99 percent of German soldiers in WWII were “just following orders.”
/getting close to the inevitable Hitler comparison
November 29th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
Craig James called a timeout to ice his own kicker.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
and than Craig James and Jose made up a story about another person having herpes.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
Craig James thinks Sunnysideup is the best commenter since TarBaby, RonArtest3Money, and The3rdMan.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
what happened here to make it 500+ comments?
November 29th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
Craig James deferred the kickoff in overtime.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
Craig James went as that guy from the Hangover again this year for Halloween.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
Craig James thinks dinosaurs were in the Bible.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
craig james thinks adam james is a badass WR
November 29th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
Craig James thinks Norv Turner is not the problem.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
Craig James thinks Sanchez is an elite quarterback.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
Craig James came up with the defense, “I’m not gay, he sucked MY dick”
November 29th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
Craig James rooted for Chong Li.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Craig James thinks tar baby has a good handle on racial relations
November 29th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Craig James won’t admit Han Solo fired first
November 29th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
When Craig James watches the Wizard of Oz, he roots for the flying monkeys.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Craig James claimed Rick James was a distant cousin, and that he wrote the bass line for Super Freak.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Craig James thinks Rick Perry would be a great president.
/probably true
November 29th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Craig James never, ever makes another pot of coffee at the office after getting the last cup.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
craig james thinks urban meyer is sincere
November 29th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Craig James will be on this blog at 3 a.m. thinking of Craig James jokes.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Craig James thinks The Walking Dead was perfectly paced this season.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Craig James wanted to the dog to catch Benny in The Sandlot.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Craig James does this when you randomly walk into a room.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
craig james says never mind, i see meme
November 29th, 2011 at 5:11 PM
craig james thinks obama is TOO decisive
November 29th, 2011 at 5:11 PM
Craig James raps along with Biggie songs just so he can scream the N-word.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:11 PM
Craig James thinks dentists should have their own schools.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:11 PM
Craig James thinks all sexual fetishes but his are gross.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Craig James is glad David Milch abandoned Deadwood to work on John From Cincinnati.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Craig James even knows the answer to this one.
/;
November 29th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Craig James uses semicolons in place of apostrophes
November 29th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
craig james thinks kathy griffin is funny and hot
Craig James thinks Wanda Sykes is funny and hot.
/gags
November 29th, 2011 at 5:13 PM
Pink Bikini ass shot
November 29th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
Craig is Not a fried chicken fan.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:16 PM
Craig James thinks Oskar Schindler is Germany’s Benedict Arnold.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:16 PM
Craig James thinks the pink sock disease is a good time.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
Craig James cheered for Ivan Drago.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
Craig James eats blue waffles.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:19 PM
Craig James is slowing…down…this…thread
November 29th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
Craig James laughs at west coast commenters still at work.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
Craig James honks for no fucking reason.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
craig james thinks mike and mike is groundbreaking, unique radio. and hilarious.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
What’s the record for comments in a post?
November 29th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
craig james uses phrases like “oh by the way/dont look now/any stretch of the imagination/ at the end of thed day”
/collapses
November 29th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
Craig James pisses on the toilet seat just because.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
Craig James remembers when coop said he kissed a dude thinking at the time that was a perfectly reasonable way to get two girls to make out
November 29th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
Craig James walks past the homeless and whispers, “get a job”.
/Bruce Hornsby’d
November 29th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
Craig James moves coop’s needle
November 29th, 2011 at 5:24 PM
What’s the record for comments in a post?
Well over 1,000. Craig thinks that record is shit though.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:25 PM
Craig James was the lead programmer on Atari’s “E.T.”
November 29th, 2011 at 5:25 PM
craig james calls it “national collegiate athletic association football.”
November 29th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
If this post gets to 1,000, I will send a picture of Ty Duffy on the field at Michigan to the person who posts the 1,000th comment.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
Craig james was there when ballz and vlad allegedly made out
November 29th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
When Craig James goes into Cheers, he gets butt-hurt because nobody knows his name.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
Craig james thinks TBL’s affinity for the CW is no issue
November 29th, 2011 at 5:28 PM
Craig James would like to call a timeout to discuss the possibility of throwing the red challenge flag.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:28 PM
Craig James thinks Gary Patterson is in great shape.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:28 PM
spencer dick is in for the long haul.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:29 PM
craig james thinks gary patterson is bullshit.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
craig james’ favorite shirt is his gray SMU one that makes his pecs look huge.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
Craig james still thinks jemele hill is heterosexual
November 29th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
Craig James thinks TBL reads all of the comments.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:31 PM
craig james’ favorite shirt is his gray SMU one that makes his pecs look huge.
What a coincidence….
/doesn’t have huge pecs
//doesn’t really have defined pecs at all
November 29th, 2011 at 5:31 PM
Craig James uses only 3 of the 4 ingredients in the basket.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:31 PM
craig james has scrotismal pimples
November 29th, 2011 at 5:32 PM
Craig James pees in the shower at the gym and then stares back at you unapologetic while you judge him.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:32 PM
Craig James is the author of every forwarded political email you’ve ever received.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:32 PM
Craig James thinks Heineken and Rolling Rock are expensive, high quality beers.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:32 PM
Craig James thinks sportsgall is always pleasant
November 29th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
craig james nees to have his sportsgall bladder removed.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
Craig James 9/11 was an inside job.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
Craig James slides in his rec softball league.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
Craig James thinks typos are proper.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
craig james usually runs spell check before insulting people on their spelling.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
some guy named craig james won the british open.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
And swears to the judges that the 4th ingredient is in the sauce.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
Craig James doesn’t see the need to add verbs to all of his comments.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
Craig James has no problem at all with the laugh track on Whitney
November 29th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
craig james’ sauce-a you can have, but the secret…she’s-a his.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
Craig James slides in his rec softball league.
But only after he draws a 4 pitch walk.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
Craig James thinks cement is the same thing as concrete.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
Craig James thinks the mexican judge only likes spicy food.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
For Halloween, Craig James serves Ex-Lax “candies”.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
Craig James doesn’t think history has been particularly fair to Hitler.
/getting closer….
November 29th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
Craig James was the tranny with Eddie Murphy
November 29th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
Craig James reads Playboy for the articles.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
Craig James slides in his rec softball league.
Did it once. Never again.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
Craig James thinks John Ruskin had a perfectly normal reaction.
/any art history folks out there?
November 29th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
Craig James thinks Darrell isn’t a contrarian
November 29th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
craig james’ law is like craig james’ love…hard and fast.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
In pickup basketball, Craig James doesn’t play defense, he hangs back at half court and cherry-picks layups.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
Craig James eats Chase Daniels’ boogers.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
Craig James thinks Hedonism Bot doesn’t overindulge in anything.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
Craig James takes up two spots when he parks
/rewatched some Curb last night
November 29th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
Craig James is like his son… locked in the closet.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
Craig James is going to choo-choo-choose you on Valentine’s Day.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
craig james went down to georgia.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
Craig James thinks Norv Turner is a genius
November 29th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
Craig James refuses to take his pajama bottoms off during sex.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
Craig James met ms621 and confirmed he was black.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
Craig James cooks with frozen shrimp.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
awesome.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
Craig James doesn’t think history has been particularly fair to Hitler.
/getting closer….
Craig James uses his middle name because people have a prejudice to the name Rommel.
How’s that?
November 29th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
craig james is sp hungry, he could eat at arby’s
November 29th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
When Craig James merges onto interstate traffic, he slows down instead of matching highway speed.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
Craig James has children, but no elephant books.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
Craig James fits the stereotype of untrustworthy guys with two first names.
/not funny, just true
//sorry Hernia
November 29th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
Craig James puts liver in his vagina to take up space
/another curb reference
November 29th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
Fuck fuck fuckity fucking fuck this pisses me off. God people in Nashville suck at driving.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
Craig James thinks locally and acts globally.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:41 PM
Craig James thought the first 3 minutes of Four Weddings and a Funeral had too much cursing.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:41 PM
Craig James prefers puffy Cheetos
November 29th, 2011 at 5:41 PM
craig james thinks the big 10 offenses are edgy and high powered
November 29th, 2011 at 5:42 PM
Craig James is Forrest Gump’s idiot half-brother.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:42 PM
Craig James thinks that Prince Humperdink was a pretty cool guy
November 29th, 2011 at 5:42 PM
Craig James knows the work day ends at 5pm, but also stops what he’s doing at 4:45 and then leave at 4:55.
/one of my coworkers just did this, but it’s not Craig James unless he’s a skinny, middle-aged black woman
November 29th, 2011 at 5:42 PM
Craig James is jealous of Ann Coulter’s dick
November 29th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
Craig James > Tebow
November 29th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
Craig James doesn’t bother picking up money in puddles. He hates wet backs.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
Craig James could still run for 120 yards on Big XII defenses
November 29th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
Craig James thinks John Wayne wasn’t good in westerns or war movies.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
from what he’s seen, craig james thinks kim k gives good helmet
November 29th, 2011 at 5:44 PM
Craig James thinks Carlos Lee is a front-runner for AL MVP in 2013.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:44 PM
Craig James applauds Sandusky’s attorney for robbing the cradle
November 29th, 2011 at 5:44 PM
craig james was the inspiration for matt dillon’s character in crash.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:44 PM
Craig James thinks a woman should have no pubic hair at all but refuses to tame his unruly bush.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:45 PM
Craig James thinks Carlos Lee is a front-runner for AL MVP in 2013.
Craig James just hired Ed Wade as a personal advisor.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:45 PM
Craig James favorite HBO series was Arliss.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:45 PM
Craig James banned TST
November 29th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
Craig James thinks ESPN and Dick Vitale are always fair and balanced when covering Duke basketball.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
Craig James was an extra in HBO’s Oz
November 29th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
When Craig James thinks he has a woman turned on he runs to the pantry and grabs the flour, just to be sure.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
craig james’ favorite cartoon of all time was the tick.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
Craig James was telling Nick Novak that he can only shake twice or else he’s playing with himself.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
Craig James wrote most of episodes of Space: Above and Beyond.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
craig james cannot wait for carlos mencia’s comeback
November 29th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
Craig James thinks the first 5 episodes of Seinfeld were the best.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
Craig James once let Eric Dickerson bang him so he would know what it’s like to have some talent in him.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
Craig James stands a foot away from the TV to play Duck Hunt.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
Craig James watered down the Port Huron Statement.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
Craig James gave Richard Pryor the lighter the night Pryor nearly killed himself free-basing.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:48 PM
Craig James chugs Dr. Pepper 10.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:48 PM
phenomenal.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:48 PM
Craig James wipes from back to front.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:48 PM
Craig James will lend you a condom, but only an unlubricated one.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:49 PM
Craig James is a back to front wiper, this means he likes shit on his balls.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:49 PM
craig james works out in bike shorts.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:49 PM
Craig James suggested “icing the kicker” to Mike Shanahan.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:50 PM
Craig James perfected the restroom stall foot tap
November 29th, 2011 at 5:50 PM
craig james’ goes to 9.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:50 PM
Craig James is not surprised that Jew, Gilbert Gottfried, had such distasteful jokes following the Japanese Tsunamis.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:50 PM
Craig James was driving the ski boat when Fonzie jumped the shark…
November 29th, 2011 at 5:51 PM
Craig James caused the Titanic to sink
November 29th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
Craig James thinks the Grammy’s and the American Music Awards accurately reflect the best music in this country each year.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
Craig James favorited the nude mrejr Tweet
November 29th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
Craig James doesn’t know how to keep his eyes on the road in a public bathroom.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
I appreciate this Top Chef one.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
Craig James won’t stop raving about clear Pepsi.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
Craig James is the fool that Mr. T pities
November 29th, 2011 at 5:53 PM
Craig James can’t decide if he is Team Edward or Team Jacob.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:53 PM
Craig James once let Eric Dickerson bang him so he would know what it’s like to have some talent in him.
WINNER!
/going home
November 29th, 2011 at 5:53 PM
Craig James thinks Barry Bonds was framed.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:53 PM
Craig James purchased the body condom used in Naked Gun.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:54 PM
Craig James can’t wait for Chris Tucker to make another movie.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:54 PM
Craig James schedules 90-minute staff meetings with his superiors at 4pm on Fridays.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:54 PM
Craig James didn’t understand the movie Airplane.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:54 PM
Well played.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:54 PM
Craig James came up with the idea for the Peter Parker/Ben Reilly clone story arc.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:55 PM
Craig James watches CSI: NY.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:55 PM
HA!
November 29th, 2011 at 5:55 PM
craig james is currently the artist formerly known as prince.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:55 PM
Craig James broke up A Flock of Seagulls.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:56 PM
Craig James thinks Justin Bieber is the father of his baby.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:56 PM
Craig James thinks Clayton Williams has enlightened views on women and rape.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:56 PM
Craig James paid alot for his muffler.
/all I got
//glad I could join this historic event
November 29th, 2011 at 5:56 PM
Craig James needs two hands to unhook a bra.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:57 PM
craig james calls people from phoenix “phoenicians.”
November 29th, 2011 at 5:57 PM
Craig James is a Cowboy, on a steel horse he rides and he’s wanted…..wanted for Karaoke Friday night.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:57 PM
Craig James thinks Tyler Palko is the next Matt Cassel.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:57 PM
Craig James drinks nothing but SURGE and Jolt.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:58 PM
Craig James thinks Publius was some Greek guy who used a time machine to travel to 1787 to convince the citizens of New York to ratify the Constitution.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:58 PM
Craig James wants to know when his beer has gone from cold to super cold.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:58 PM
Craig James doesn’t wash his hands after he shits.
/office 8′d
November 29th, 2011 at 5:58 PM
I get that one. I see that guy in church. When I go to that one.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:59 PM
Craig James still planks
November 29th, 2011 at 5:59 PM
craig james calls people from phoenix “phoenicians.”
Craig James is a faggot.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:59 PM
Craig James once jello wrestled Jar Jar Binks.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:00 PM
I get that one. I see that guy in church. When I go to that one.
Well at least someone got that one. Still waiting for someone to get my John Ruskin joke from earlier.
/google it
November 29th, 2011 at 6:00 PM
Craig James is willing to pay reparations if it means he gets to have slaves.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:00 PM
Craig James makes a stupid smiley face on his plate with bacon & eggs.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:00 PM
Craig James thinks making esoteric jokes makes you look smarter.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:00 PM
Craig James thinks I’m a dickface.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:00 PM
Craig James believes the Memphis Three are still guilty.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:01 PM
Craig james thinks Nic Cage underacts
November 29th, 2011 at 6:01 PM
Craig James thinks irony is what his wife does with his shirts.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:01 PM
Craig James still doesn’t know the cheat code to Contra
November 29th, 2011 at 6:02 PM
Craig James watches CBS sitcoms.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:02 PM
craig james calls arnold palmer’s “craig james’.”
November 29th, 2011 at 6:02 PM
November 29th, 2011 at 6:02 PM
Craig James thinks Crackerjack spends too much money
November 29th, 2011 at 6:02 PM
Craig James thinks Ed Hochuli is on the “cream” and the “clear”.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:02 PM
Craig James is so poor…
November 29th, 2011 at 6:03 PM
Craig James thinks that wearing a diamond stud in your left ear did not go out with the 1990s.
/Looking at you Kordell.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:03 PM
craig james thinks jake delhomme makes houston dangerous
November 29th, 2011 at 6:03 PM
Craig James’ role model is John Wayne Gacy.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:03 PM
Craig James posts pictures of his honeymoon suite on Facebook.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:03 PM
It’s been way, WAAAYY too long since there was a thread like this around here. Well done everyone.
And Craig James’ default font on his computer is Comic Sans.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:04 PM
Craig James would like you to know it was HIM…and 6 other guys.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:04 PM
Craig James corrects the typo every time he sees “drunj” on twitter
November 29th, 2011 at 6:04 PM
Craig James thinks General Hospital is high art
November 29th, 2011 at 6:04 PM
Craig James says “Welcome to Casa de James” to every single person who comes to his house.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:04 PM
whoops, botched that one…Seattle 7.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:05 PM
Craig James wants to be iced in conflict diamonds.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:05 PM
craig james can have any brew he wants…as long as it’s a corona.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:05 PM
Craig James wore his high school letter jacket his freshman year of college.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:05 PM
Craig James picks the the treadmill directly behind the 20 something girl at the gym, when there are dozens of open treadmills to choose from.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:05 PM
Craig James thinks Dirt is weak
November 29th, 2011 at 6:05 PM
Craig James thought Archduke Franz Ferdinand had it coming.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
I want all of your jobs.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Craig James drives 5mph below speed limit in the left lane on the interstate “to teach those speeders a lesson”.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Craig James insists on showing you his favorite playlist on his Zune
November 29th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Craig James thinks Opie and Anthony are hilarious.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Craig James wears the band’s T-Shirt to that band’s concerts.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
craig james thinks it’s pronounced “penis colada.”
November 29th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Craig James lives his life a quarter mile at a time.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:07 PM
Craig James puts soda in an 18 year old single malt scotch.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:07 PM
Craig James will need to see your papers Jose.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:07 PM
Craig James Tajazzles
November 29th, 2011 at 6:07 PM
Craig James thinks Karl Ravech’s hair is real
November 29th, 2011 at 6:07 PM
Craig James thinks the most interesting man in the world is boring
November 29th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
craig james calls them “steamed hams.”
November 29th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Craig James can’t wait for Breaking Dawn part 2
November 29th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Craig James fucked with the Jesus.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Craig James thinks Ferris Bueller is a character to idolize
November 29th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Craig James thinks life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Craig James will see his exit off the freeway is backed up half a mile, and he’ll still drive up to the stop light and cut in front of someone at the last second, leaning on his horn the entire time.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Craig James told Steve Jobs that the iPhone was the dumbest f’ing idea he had ever heard.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Craig James puts A1 on a well aged porterhouse
November 29th, 2011 at 6:09 PM
Craig James uses net Christmas lights from Walmart on his bushes.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:09 PM
Craig James re-edited E.T. so that the cops were holding radios instead of shotguns.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:09 PM
Craig James leaves a $1.05 tip on an $18.95 bar tab “to make the math work”.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:10 PM
Craig James has a jukebox. It plays “Sister Christian” nonstop.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:10 PM
Craig James thinks watching a Yankees/Red Sox is a great way to spend 8 hours
November 29th, 2011 at 6:10 PM
Craig James thinks the movie JFK was a documentary.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:10 PM
Winner
Craig James thinks aurora borealis is centralized in his kitchen
November 29th, 2011 at 6:11 PM
Craig James caused me to screw up my last comment
November 29th, 2011 at 6:11 PM
Craig James bedazzles his testicles.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:11 PM
Craig James thought Ohio State had a good year.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:12 PM
Craig James doesn’t know the difference between areolas and nipples
November 29th, 2011 at 6:12 PM
craig james went over the line in a league game
November 29th, 2011 at 6:12 PM
Craig James drinks White Zinfandel.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:12 PM
Craig James writes poems with the line “Ice burns hotter than fire” in them.
/family guy
November 29th, 2011 at 6:12 PM
craig james thinks ms621 can get fucked.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:12 PM
Craig James subscribes to Gwyneth Paltrow’s newsletter.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:13 PM
Craig James refuses to perform bewb secks even when the woman is asking for it.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:13 PM
I want all of your jobs.
Jose, I am an out-of-work ne’er-do-well. Don’t think you want my “job”.
Also,
Craig James is the guy in line in front of you who got the last good deal on a flatscreen on Black Friday.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:14 PM
Craig James thinks spencer096 is easy to bait.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:14 PM
Craig James called the shit, poop.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:14 PM
We also would have accepted “Craig James’ real name is Armin Tamzerian”
November 29th, 2011 at 6:14 PM
Craig James killed Patrice O’Neal
November 29th, 2011 at 6:14 PM
Craig James loves Load-era Metallica.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:15 PM
Craig James gets out of the shower and does the man-gina in front of a mirror everyday.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:15 PM
Craig James watches Jersey Shore for the Ronnie and Sammi angle.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:15 PM
Craig James tells the ghost story about the serial killer with a hook and then claims he made it up himself.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:15 PM
Craig James thinks Snooki is funny and hot.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:15 PM
/Still thinks the “smells like Michigan dick” was funny
November 29th, 2011 at 6:15 PM
Craig James never turns off “Detective Mode” while playing Arkham Asylum.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:15 PM
Craig James could drive a stick shift if he wanted to, he just thinks it’s boring.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:16 PM
Craig James majored in Communications.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:16 PM
Craig James thinks that Jenny McCarthy makes valid points about vaccines and autism.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
Craig James prefers masturbation to sex.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
craig james cannot prevent forest fires.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
Craig James drinks White Zinfandel.
…from a box in his refrigerator.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
Craig James thinks you owe him a courtesy sniff.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
Alright, I’m bailing out. Good effort everyone.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
Shut up…
November 29th, 2011 at 6:18 PM
Craig James stormed the British embassy in Tehran.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:18 PM
Craig James goes to WWE live events to cheer John Cena.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:18 PM
craig james calls ms621 a whiny quitter.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:19 PM
Craig James wants pics of your sister.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:19 PM
Craig James has a Dale Jr. tattoo and Wranglers are his jean of choice.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:19 PM
craig james has pics of your sister.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:19 PM
Craig James always guesses the lowest-ranked response on Family Feud.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:19 PM
Craig James dressed up as a Pirate for Halloween and yelled “Swing my sword, bitch!”
November 29th, 2011 at 6:20 PM
craig james had a brutal crackdown block just off camera in BRITTFARR’S wrangler’s commercial.
craig james got flagged for taunting.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:20 PM
Craig James was the first sidekick on the Arsenio Hall Show.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:21 PM
Craig James believes the south will rise again.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:21 PM
craig james claims he reinvented the wheel and has the patents to prove it.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:21 PM
Craig James thinks that MacGuyver was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made him want to retch.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:21 PM
Craig James plays MW3, goes 3-17, and calls everyone a fucking n00b in the lobby. Then drops an n-bomb.
/he also camps
November 29th, 2011 at 6:21 PM
Craig James thinks this thread is long, lame and unfunny
November 29th, 2011 at 6:21 PM
Craig James thinks Andy Reid needs to eat some more donuts. Rex & Rob Ryan as well.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:21 PM
Craig James just randomly felt like washing the sheets all by himself this morning.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:21 PM
Craig James gave Magic Aids.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:22 PM
Craig James wears Zubaz as his jammies.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:22 PM
Craig James only knows one joke, tells it incessantly throughout the day, and laughs at it before he finishes it.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:23 PM
craig james spends more time in the sand than david hasselhoff.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:23 PM
craig james thinks the painter vs orlovsky post will make for “quite a heated debate”
November 29th, 2011 at 6:23 PM
Craig James still thinks Cam Newton is just a future tight end.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:23 PM
Craig James is Philip Rivers’ personal QB “advisor”.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:24 PM
a quick aside…it makes it all that much better everytime you refresh you get a quick look at the pic of craig james above with that shit eating grin on his face.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:24 PM
Craig James can die for making me work 10 hours straight on my wife’s birthday
November 29th, 2011 at 6:24 PM
craig james and merrill hoge sometimes get each other mixed up and switch lives for weeks at a time.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:24 PM
Craig James broke the compressor on my refrigerator.
/seriously, it is currently filled with spoiling food and bags and bags of ice
November 29th, 2011 at 6:25 PM
Craig James heard that Kevin Durant reads the Bible so, “he must be a pretty cool dude.”
November 29th, 2011 at 6:26 PM
Craig James and Merrill Hoge invented a game called ‘factorback’ that they play whenever their wives aren’t around.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:27 PM
i think i broke a rib laughing at this.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:36 PM
Craig James communicates solely through fax.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:36 PM
Craig James begins every holocaust discussion with an eye roll.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:38 PM
Craig James wishes Mexico would build a fence on the border
November 29th, 2011 at 6:39 PM
WOW!!!
November 29th, 2011 at 6:39 PM
Craig James “would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today”.
/yeah, I know today’s Tuesday
November 29th, 2011 at 6:40 PM
Craig James thinks former commenter Bulldog is secure with himself.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:40 PM
Craig James thinks the “rap game” and the “crack game” are one in the same.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:41 PM
Craig James owns every alternate Oregon jersey, and only wears them to baseball games.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:41 PM
craig james shot the deputy.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:42 PM
Craig James thinks Jack Del Rio has grounds for a wrongful termination suit against the Jags.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:43 PM
Craig James found Bugs Bunny attractive when he’d dress up as a girl bunny
November 29th, 2011 at 6:45 PM
craig james must be watching wayne’s world.
/i believe the algonquins pronounced it “mil-e-wau-kee”
November 29th, 2011 at 6:45 PM
Craig James sits down in front of the Nintendo Power Pad and uses his hands to sprint in Track & Field.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:45 PM
craig james masturbates while wearing a power glove.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
Craig James finishes his test first, says “Aced it!” and acts shocked when the teacher returns a 83.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
Craig James plays MW3 with the strategy guide.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
Craig James thinks Chloe is the hottest Kardashian.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
craig james taunts fatheads.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
Craig James always plays as Princess in Mario Kart
November 29th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
Craig James favourite game system is Virtual Boy and wants to explain why.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:48 PM
Craig James hurts his knee whenever he gets down by more than 4 points in one-on-one.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:49 PM
Craig James used the warp whistles to get to World 8
November 29th, 2011 at 6:49 PM
Stevie Johnson thinks Craig James is a buck-passer.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:49 PM
Craig James hates Peyton Hillis for stealing his thunder.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:50 PM
Craig James prefers Shelley Smith to Erin Andrews
November 29th, 2011 at 6:50 PM
Craig James wants you to know the rabbit was in the hat the whole time.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:50 PM
Craig James secretly owns the original Erin Andrews tape but if he finds out you watched he will call you ‘worse than Hitler’
November 29th, 2011 at 6:50 PM
I used to do this!! hahaha
November 29th, 2011 at 6:50 PM
Craig James thinks the Orioles just don’t try hard enough
November 29th, 2011 at 6:51 PM
Craig James uses Game Genie.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:51 PM
Craig James would rather spend the night with Jesse Palmer than Wendi Nix
November 29th, 2011 at 6:51 PM
Craig James want to teach the controversy
November 29th, 2011 at 6:51 PM
Craig James actually thinks he’s gonna take center field on Gameday when he kills Corso.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:52 PM
craig james has given someone a gorilla mask…his father.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:52 PM
Craig James high-fives Steve Phillips every time he sees him.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:52 PM
Craig James thinks “Crash” is an artistic representation of the complex interplay of lives in our society.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:52 PM
Craig James wants to be friends on ICQ
November 29th, 2011 at 6:53 PM
Craig James only knows half the words to “mmm Bop” but sings along anyway.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:53 PM
Craig James wants you to be on linked in.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:53 PM
craig james pays for napster.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:54 PM
Craig James does not think Ziggy has gotten to preachy lately
November 29th, 2011 at 6:54 PM
Craig James’ ICQ number is 666
November 29th, 2011 at 6:54 PM
Julia Roberts thinks that Craig James is smiling a little too big in the picture in this post.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:54 PM
Craig James just discovered eBay.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:55 PM
Craig James knows all the words to “Mister Plow”
November 29th, 2011 at 6:55 PM
Craig James just taught me to search on urbandictionary for “Gorilla Mask”
November 29th, 2011 at 6:56 PM
Craig James thinks smoking should be digitally censored out of old movies
November 29th, 2011 at 6:56 PM
Craig James is waiting for Bieber’s 18th birthday to make a move
November 29th, 2011 at 6:56 PM
Craig James thinks it’s really Chuck Norris in the “most interesting man in the world” commercials.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:57 PM
Craig James thinks Dolly Parton isn’t horrifying
November 29th, 2011 at 6:57 PM
Craig James does not mark anything at his ‘garage sales’ with a price. When someone asks him how much for an item. He simply responds that its not for sale, everything is free, this is a charity give away.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:57 PM
Craig James once considered changing his name to James Craig.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:57 PM
Craig James still thinks RBI is a good evaluation stat
November 29th, 2011 at 6:57 PM
Craig James was pissed when the the local liquor store clerk told him Schmitts Gay was not a real beer.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:58 PM
Craig James tell’s everyone’s wife/girlfriend that they HAVE to see The Tree Of Life
November 29th, 2011 at 6:58 PM
Craig James thinks John Gruden isn’t obvious enough
November 29th, 2011 at 6:58 PM
CRAIG JAMES IS A SURGEON WITH THIS BITCH, JAKE.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:59 PM
Craig James thinks pimpin’ is actually quite easy, thank you very much.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:59 PM
Craig James thinks Skip Bayless is quite alright
November 29th, 2011 at 6:59 PM
Craig James can’t believe he ate the whole thing.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:00 PM
Craig James thinks Flavor Flav was the real socio-political conscience of Public Enemy.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:00 PM
Craig James tells your wife/girlfriend/fuck buddy that you don’t appreciate them enough and that’s not fair to them
November 29th, 2011 at 7:00 PM
craig james believes it’s butter.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:00 PM
Craig James thinks Lost was too easy to figure out
November 29th, 2011 at 7:00 PM
Craig James wears a helmet, knee pads and wrist guards when he goes roller skating.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:00 PM
Craig James thinks Honey Badger gives a shit.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:00 PM
Craig James wants you to know that you pay way too much for rent
November 29th, 2011 at 7:01 PM
Craig James wants to go to Pandora before he dies.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:01 PM
Craig James’ real name is Jesse James and founded a group called “Texans for a Better America”
/seriously
November 29th, 2011 at 7:01 PM
While you’re in Taiwan for work Craig James will teach you how to say “I’m gay” in Cantonese, but tell you he’s teaching you how to say “I like you”
/a friend of mine pulled this move on me
//but I still ended up getting the girl, I convinced her otherwise
November 29th, 2011 at 7:02 PM
Craig James believes that Chicken is whats for dinner.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:02 PM
Craig James does not tip after ordering an Appletini at a brew pub.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:03 PM
Craig James is checking out your girl’s butt right now.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:03 PM
http://texansforabetteramerica.org/
November 29th, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Craig James also enjoys the company of Transexuals
November 29th, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Craig James hosts slumber parties every weekend.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Craig James thinks the baby boomers are an excellent generation
November 29th, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Craig James lip-synchs the National Anthem at SMU home games.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Craig James believes this CAN be yogurt.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:05 PM
craig james thinks Glee isn’t gay enough
November 29th, 2011 at 7:05 PM
craig james once asked the chinese consulate if he could introduce him to general tso.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:06 PM
Craig James is the stand-in for the GEICO Caveman during filming of commercials.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:07 PM
Craig James wants to pay you less for your professional services because ‘it will only take you a second and he has more work for you in the future’
November 29th, 2011 at 7:07 PM
craig james always compared himself to natrone means.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:08 PM
Craig James is purposely holding back jokes so he can get comment #1000
November 29th, 2011 at 7:08 PM
Craig James refuses to believe female pro wrestlers get boob jobs
November 29th, 2011 at 7:08 PM
Craig James pays the hookers to stay.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:08 PM
Craig James thinks he can handle the truth.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:09 PM
Craig James waits until you pick Minnesota on “NCAA College Football” then picks Alabama.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:09 PM
Craig James stopped worrying whether or not his jokes were funny 300 comments ago.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:10 PM
Craig James always pays by check.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:10 PM
Craig James thinks that Game 7 Lakers/Celtics game ain’t got shit on him.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:10 PM
Half of Craig James blog comments are asking for you to explain a meme to him.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:11 PM
Craig James thinks threesomes with two overweight gals doesn’t count.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:11 PM
Craig James feels the need…the need for speed!
November 29th, 2011 at 7:11 PM
Craig James thinks everyone should go to a mormon honour code school
November 29th, 2011 at 7:11 PM
Craig James agrees with 3rdMan that vaginas are just hatchet wounds
November 29th, 2011 at 7:11 PM
Craig James plays Words with Enemies.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:12 PM
Craig James just joined My Space.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:12 PM
Craig James thinks ATL doesn’t engage enough
November 29th, 2011 at 7:13 PM
Craig James thinks Robin Meade is this generation’s Walter Cronkite.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:13 PM
Craig James has run out of jokes…oh right, that’s me
November 29th, 2011 at 7:14 PM
Craig James name has now lost all meaning
November 29th, 2011 at 7:14 PM
Craig James finds the best place to pick up women is the cereal aisle.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:14 PM
Craig James claims he invented My Face
November 29th, 2011 at 7:15 PM
Craig James would like to show you his ‘grape nuts’
November 29th, 2011 at 7:15 PM
Craig James picks up women leaving Abortion Clinics.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:15 PM
Craig James 1985 Topps rookie card is worth $1.25.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:15 PM
Craig James wishes Diet Dr. Pepper tasted less like regular Diet Pepper.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:15 PM
Craig James insists the Geico mascot is agerbil.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:15 PM
Craig James thinks Subway Jared had more character as a fat man.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:15 PM
Craig James doesn’t use the microwavable crisping sheath for his Hot Pockets.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:16 PM
Craig James enjoys a nice, refreshing Zima every once and a while.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:16 PM
Craig James has hired a PR firm to get all Steven Seagal movies into the Criterion Collection
November 29th, 2011 at 7:16 PM
All work and no play makes Craig James a Craig James…All work and no play makes Craig James a Craig James…All work and no play makes Craig James a Craig James…
November 29th, 2011 at 7:16 PM
Craig James has been writing Chris Berman’s on-air ad-libs and nicknames since 1999.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:16 PM
Craig James also wishes this comment section had an edit function.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Craig James plans on spending New Years Eve watching ‘New Years Eve’
November 29th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Craig James is not a Boise State Broncos fan.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Craig James always prefers a remake to the original.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Craig James thinks I drink too much is threatening to call ‘my momma’
November 29th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Craig James requests a receipt at a toll booth.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Craig James sees no problem with SouvenirCity sucking the Cubs and Yankees dicks
November 29th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Craig James thinks you’re making a good decision majoring in Communications, undergrads…
November 29th, 2011 at 7:18 PM
Craig James in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:18 PM
Craig James doesn’t ice bros but he would let a bro ice him.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:18 PM
craig james is a never-nude.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:18 PM
Craig James doesn’t wait for cookies to properly cool on a cooling rack.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:18 PM
Craig James thinks the John Birch Society is the obvious group to head up local Arbor Day celebrations.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:18 PM
wow we are awesomely pathetic
November 29th, 2011 at 7:18 PM
Craig James can recite Pi to one digit forwards and backwards
November 29th, 2011 at 7:19 PM
Craig James goaded Patrice ONeill to lay off the Splenda
November 29th, 2011 at 7:19 PM
Craig James keeps driving, even when the needle is below the red line.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:19 PM
YYSA is #1000. Pay up, Hernia!
/team Robin Meade
//show us your rack
November 29th, 2011 at 7:20 PM
Craig James thought Lisa was the hottest girl on SBTB.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:21 PM
Dem Bones, bringing it back to the real.
I am honored to be a small part of this milestone. I am…the luckiest guy…on the face…of the earth.
And, Craig James has “The Story of Us” by Taylor Swift on repeat on his iPod.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:21 PM
Craig James is in charge of m.thebiglead.com
November 29th, 2011 at 7:21 PM
Craig James thinks the best part of the pizza is the crust
November 29th, 2011 at 7:22 PM
Craig James thought the Shockmaster was a great wrestling gimmick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf9FVoozgBA&feature=related
November 29th, 2011 at 7:22 PM
impossible. Craig James doesn’t like black people
November 29th, 2011 at 7:23 PM
Craig James spoiled all the Assassin’s Creed games before you finished them.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:24 PM
Craig James owns a ranch with a racist slur in the name which he uses as a tax shelter
November 29th, 2011 at 7:24 PM
Craig James is going to find the real killers.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:24 PM
Craig James wears his watch facing the underside of his wrist.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:25 PM
+1 ScubaSteve.
Craig James refuses to see the Daniel Craig Bond movies because, “Bond ain’t blonde”
November 29th, 2011 at 7:26 PM
Craig James has only used whites only restroom facilities
November 29th, 2011 at 7:27 PM
Sometimes I forget why I love this site and then shit like this happens. Well done.
Craig James wears a brown belt with black shoes
November 29th, 2011 at 7:27 PM
Craig James’ lawyer will be contacting FSV tomorrow.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:28 PM
Craig James puts his Christmas tree up in August.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:29 PM
Craig James started the trend of jerking off on chat-roulette
November 29th, 2011 at 7:33 PM
Craig James thinks The Dark Knight was the greatest heist film of all time
November 29th, 2011 at 7:34 PM
Craig James KNOWS who killed Rosie Larson
November 29th, 2011 at 7:38 PM
Craig James still has a MySpace account and updates it regularly
November 29th, 2011 at 7:42 PM
Craig James went to Vegas on vacation and brought back everything
November 29th, 2011 at 7:43 PM
Craig James always tricked you into looking at Tub Girl.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:51 PM
Craig James always brings bananas to NHL games
November 29th, 2011 at 7:52 PM
Craig James owns the goatse domain name.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:52 PM
Craig James videotaped his wife’s reaction to Two Girls One Cup.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:54 PM
Craig James doesn’t get this meme.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:01 PM
Craig James is BBoB
November 29th, 2011 at 8:28 PM
Craig James videotaped Jerry Sandusky butt-fucking little boys
(Too far?)
November 29th, 2011 at 8:28 PM
Craig James is Scott Stapp’s muse.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:29 PM
Craig James has a 4.1 surround sound system
November 29th, 2011 at 8:43 PM
Craig James thinks low seven figures is a good price for a website
November 29th, 2011 at 8:43 PM
Craig James gives socks as a Christmas present.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:43 PM
Craig James doesn’t even know that Bumbles bounce
November 29th, 2011 at 8:49 PM
Craig James thinks he was the feature back in the Pony Express
November 29th, 2011 at 8:52 PM
Craig James ordered a full season of Whitney.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:53 PM
Craig James thinks Michigan basketball is back.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:53 PM
Craig James thinks the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is gratuitous.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:56 PM
Craig James was the mastermind of The Gobbledy Gooker
November 29th, 2011 at 8:58 PM
Craig James treats objects like women.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:01 PM
Craig James thinks Arthur Slugworth is someone you can trust
November 29th, 2011 at 9:02 PM
Craig James is a worse celebrity Jeopardy contestant than Wolf Blitzer
November 29th, 2011 at 9:02 PM
Craig James reminds me of that dueche bag boyfriend of Tara Reids character in Van Wilder
November 29th, 2011 at 9:04 PM
Craig James likes the taste of his own urine
November 29th, 2011 at 9:05 PM
Craig James murdered three Mississippi civil rights workers in 1964.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:05 PM
Craig James likes to talk in third person
November 29th, 2011 at 9:07 PM
Craig James wants you to tell the Insurance Companies you mean business by calling Robert Vaughn
November 29th, 2011 at 9:08 PM
Craig James thinks that butt hole surfing is life
November 29th, 2011 at 9:11 PM
Craig James wants to become the new Mr. 3000 since he gave Bernie Mac pneumonia.
/lets make it happen
November 29th, 2011 at 9:15 PM
Craig James was originally from Pangaea.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:19 PM
Craig James drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:21 PM
Craig James thinks he’s the reason for a record number of comments….
/oops
November 29th, 2011 at 9:25 PM
Craig James loves when Rex Ryan gives him foot massages.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:32 PM
Craig James swaps out his energy efficient light bulbs for traditional incandescents.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:33 PM
Craig James refuses to see the doctor when his erection lasts longer than four hours.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:35 PM
Craig James forgot to call me about this record-breaking comment thread. The bitch!
November 29th, 2011 at 9:36 PM
Craig James wears white socks while wearing a blue suit.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:37 PM
Craig James is jealous of BSU because they have achieved everything he failed to do at SMU. Oh wait, that’s serious. Craig James was responsible for Omar Epps replacing Wesley Snipes in Major League II.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:39 PM
Craig James thinks two plus two equals FUCK YOU!
November 29th, 2011 at 9:40 PM
Craig James drinks directly out of the milk jug, even when he has a cold.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:45 PM
This is not a record breaking comment thread.
/Craig James
November 29th, 2011 at 9:47 PM
Craig James thinks Mark Sanchez is a top 3 QB
November 29th, 2011 at 9:48 PM
Craig James hates the movie Can’t Hardly Wait
November 29th, 2011 at 9:49 PM
Lakers/Celtics game 7 had over 1400 comments. And yes, I’m bitter I missed this.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:50 PM
Most people hated the movie Can’t Hardly Wait
November 29th, 2011 at 9:55 PM
First time I’ve read something so unholy
November 29th, 2011 at 9:56 PM
Craig James is the creepy Dad that gives an ocular pat down to his children’s female friends.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:58 PM
Craig James thinks Boise State’s football players haven’t received enough late 80′s early 70′s vets from boosters.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:58 PM
Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jaime Pressley at their peak? Trip McNeeley, Mike Dexter, and Special K? That was gold. I am a sex machine
November 29th, 2011 at 10:00 PM
I’m just going by the below-50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
JLH and JP were hot in the movie no doubt but it sucked.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:00 PM
Can’t Hardly Wait? Really? I mean, it’s ok and all.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:07 PM
Craig James is on Dexter’s list
November 29th, 2011 at 10:08 PM
Craig James thinks the New York Rangers have an elite powerplay.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:09 PM
Craig James taught Tom Brady how to slide
November 29th, 2011 at 10:09 PM
Craig James thinks Ovechkin is a respectable leader
November 29th, 2011 at 10:10 PM
Craig James thinks Gigli was actually pretty good
November 29th, 2011 at 10:11 PM
Craig James thought this was funny.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:11 PM
Craig James thinks this Kanye West performance is the best part of the VS Fashion Show.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:11 PM
hey Vlad, SC wants to trade me Nugent-Hopkins for Brian Campbell. Thoughts?
November 29th, 2011 at 10:13 PM
Craig James tried to combine the greatest announcers of all time: Joe Morgan, Chris Berman, Billy Packer, Tim McCarver, and Joe Buck.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:16 PM
There has been at least 4 insults that have been repeated from earlier in the thread IIRC.
TJ
I wouldn’t since Hall just got hurt. But it’s not that bad.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:17 PM
Craig James thinks it’s Istanbul not Constantinople.
/Questions the Turk’s business
/Tiny Tunes Rule
November 29th, 2011 at 10:17 PM
Craig James believes Jesus is his son and Tebow his grandson.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:18 PM
I may not like Ohio State but watching them stomp on Duke is fantastic
November 29th, 2011 at 10:19 PM
craig james thinks it’s cool to make fantasy hockey trades
November 29th, 2011 at 10:19 PM
craig james would link to his old articles if he knew how to write
November 29th, 2011 at 10:25 PM
craig james has no energy to engage
November 29th, 2011 at 10:26 PM
Sorry vlad, hard to keep up
November 29th, 2011 at 10:27 PM
Craig James thinks Duke hasn’t gotten enough favorable calls so far.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:33 PM
Craig James thinks it is ok to repeat insults because nobody really reads the posts OR comments
November 29th, 2011 at 10:34 PM
CORRECTION: Craig James prefers the Maroon 5 performance to the actual VS Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:39 PM
I’m Craig James bitch!
/Craig James
November 29th, 2011 at 10:49 PM
Ctrl-F ‘Craig James’.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:50 PM
Craig James brought in Rick Neuheisal at UCLA to close the gap with UCLA
/coaching carousel thread
//duffy’d
November 29th, 2011 at 11:00 PM
Craig James likes to good game dudes in the shower.
November 29th, 2011 at 11:01 PM
Craig James leaves his shopping cart by where he parked at walmart
November 29th, 2011 at 11:05 PM
craig james falls asleep to rhytmic slap slap slappping
November 29th, 2011 at 11:05 PM
Rick Santorum thinks Craig James’ google search results are damaging.
November 29th, 2011 at 11:07 PM
Craig James can see Russia from his house
November 29th, 2011 at 11:13 PM
Craig James believes having sex with pregnant women counts as a 3some.
November 29th, 2011 at 11:19 PM
craig james is facebook friends with vladdy and jay leno
November 29th, 2011 at 11:23 PM
Craig James thinks that 1100+ comments on this thread must mean that Duffy is the most interesting writer here.
November 29th, 2011 at 11:29 PM
TBL craig james meme > espn’s tebow meme
November 29th, 2011 at 11:33 PM
Craig James wears white shoes after Labor Day.
November 29th, 2011 at 11:49 PM
Craig James forces the media to predict a top 10 ND season everyear
November 29th, 2011 at 11:54 PM
When cleaning up after a party all undrank opened beers are Craig James’
November 30th, 2011 at 12:06 AM
Craig James strongly disapproves of taking a shot after posting a Craig James fact
November 30th, 2011 at 12:13 AM
Craig James pulls the ‘do you know who I am?’ routine biweekly at Arbys
November 30th, 2011 at 12:36 AM
Craig James bet on Duke tonight
This thread is becoming famous: @richarddeitsch What was once a post on Boise State has become an “Occupy Craig James” zone with more than 1,100 comments [Link]
November 30th, 2011 at 1:04 AM
Craig James voted for Michael Young for AL MVP
November 30th, 2011 at 1:20 AM
Craig James thinks those Lexus red bow ads are adorable.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:29 AM
Craig James believes 10 year old boys dress like sluts
November 30th, 2011 at 2:04 AM
I’m so proud of this post.
Craig James, however, is not.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:09 AM
James ranked this blog post at #25, just below Boise State.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:25 AM
Craig James breaks Man-Code by using the urinal right next to yours.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:35 AM
Craig James works in customer service for DirecTV
November 30th, 2011 at 2:35 AM
Craig James was in TBL’s college crew
November 30th, 2011 at 2:38 AM
Lets see if this works
November 30th, 2011 at 2:39 AM
Yep not working.
November 30th, 2011 at 7:43 AM
Craig James steals his neighbor’s wi-fi.
November 30th, 2011 at 7:50 AM
Craig James thinks that Obama has done an excellent job so far
November 30th, 2011 at 8:05 AM
This post is pure awesomeness.
Craig James is not.
November 30th, 2011 at 8:12 AM
Craig James knows “ain’t no all night party like a Craig James party”.
November 30th, 2011 at 8:48 AM
Craig james is currently on the phone with a PR company regarding this post.
November 30th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
Craig James tells people he created Craigs List.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Craig James would like you to get started on those TPS reports. And if you could come in on Sat, that would be great.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
Craig James doesn’t know when to let a meme die.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
Craig James killed Rosie Larsen.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Craig James invented autoplay ads.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Craig James laughs a little too hard at everyone’s jokes.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Like.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Craig James calls the red sauce he puts on his pasta “gravy”.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Craig James smokes cigarettes just to drop them in people’s full beers
November 30th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Craig James read every comment in this thread and only cracked a smile when he got to this (because it’s true):
Craig james is currently on the phone with a PR company regarding this post.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Craig James lawyer team is spending today reading these and billing him for it.
/Waves
November 30th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Craig James tithes 10% to the Westboro Baptist Church
November 30th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Craig James has an ESPN phone.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Craig James thinks radio is plenty relevant
/waves at scripty
November 30th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
Is this thread really over?
November 30th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Craig James wanted these comments to get stuck in moderation
November 30th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
What? Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Craig James bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
November 30th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
craig james offers you a beer bottle that’s full of dip spit.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Craig James bookmarked every BBoB post
November 30th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Craig James Tweets Breaking Bad spoilers while other people are watching football
November 30th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Craig James was the 20th hijacker
November 30th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
Craig James has not seen your lost kids but if they show up in the morgue he’ll fax you.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Craig James copies and pastes the first essay that pops up on google and is surprised when he gets caught cheating.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Craig James told your kids that Santa Claus isn’t real.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Craig James does not have the goddamned common courtesy to give a guy a reach around while fucking him in the ass.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Craig James attends AA meetings with a flask and heckles the alcoholics.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
craig james has a guy on the other line asking about some whitewalls.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
Craig James has started to post on TBL. His name is SouthernAggression.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
Craig James likes to tell women that he is the other white meat.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
Craig James’ commencement address at his old high school was simply “The world needs ditch-diggers too”
November 30th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Craig James goes to get a beer during God Bless America.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Craig James takes shop
November 30th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Craig James knocked over the Jenga tower but blamed it on the air conditioning.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:02 AM
Craig James uses abbreviations in Scrabble.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
Craig James sets his Outlook to show “Out of office” but you just passed by his desk and he’s just sitting there throwing pencils into the ceiling tiles.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
Craig James playing air guitar is a sight to behold.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
craig james has no problem whatsoever buying hemmorhoid cream or gas pills for others
November 30th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
Craig James laughs hysterically at his own jokes.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:07 AM
Craig James cheered when the parents died in The Omen.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Craig James named his dick ‘Eric Dickerson’ because it’s better at penetrating than he is.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Craig James invites you to lunch and then asks you to pay because he “forgot” his wallet.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Craig James is the guy in the cube next to you who has all of his teleconferences on speakerphone
November 30th, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Craig James plays recorded ‘Jeopardy’ shows when he has guests over and shows off his “intelligence”
November 30th, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Craig James leaves after halftime at SMU Homecoming games.
/inside joke
November 30th, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Craig James lists Schinlers List as his all-time #1 comedy
November 30th, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Craig James dropped the most disgusting SBD you ever smelled and then walked out of the room.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
Craig James made out with your best friend the other day and now they’re best friends too!
November 30th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
craig james thinks his time is more valuable than yours so he takes the left turn well after the red arrow shows
November 30th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
Craig James is eagerly awaiting sub-zero temperatures so he can pull the fire alarm in your building.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
Craig James knows that the lane ends in 100yds, but waits until it actually does before he merges
November 30th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
Craig James uses crib notes in the bathroom.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
Craig James thinks Pig Run on Bid Day is overrated.
/another inside joke
November 30th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
Craig James visits TBL for the posts
November 30th, 2011 at 11:17 AM
Craig James could walk 500 miles but not for that bitch.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:17 AM
Craig James agrees that ms621 is a whiny little bitch.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Craig James refers to the game of kickball as ‘soccer baseball’
November 30th, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Craig James tells women he has a good motor.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Craig James has never rode an elevator without farting
November 30th, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Craig James makes you watch The English Patient and insists that you appreciate every part of it the same way that he did.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:20 AM
Craig James Googles his own name about 5 times a day.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:20 AM
Craig James thinks Bobby V is a good hire for the Red Sox
November 30th, 2011 at 11:21 AM
Craig James is a vegan.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:22 AM
Craig James thinks Make A Wish is for whiny spoiled kids
November 30th, 2011 at 11:22 AM
Craig James insists that you put money in for a co-worker’s birthday party and makes you feel bad when you don’t even though no one offered to celebrate your birthday.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:22 AM
Craig James doesn’t get ms621′s inside joke but will laugh anyway so people will think he does
November 30th, 2011 at 11:22 AM
Craig James will drink…. your….. milk shake!
November 30th, 2011 at 11:22 AM
craig james wears only workout clothes that don’t cover his tribal tattoos
November 30th, 2011 at 11:22 AM
Craig James loves autoplay ads.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Craig James refuses to pay sticker price for underwear at Target.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Craig James pockets all of the cash that ms621 gave him for their mutual co-worker’s birthday party.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Craig James thinks that those aspca commercials with sarah mclachlan are funny
November 30th, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Craig James enjoys running over animals in his car, even if they’re already dead on the road.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Even as we speak, Ayatollah Craig James and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Craig James hates short people named Butters.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Craig James orders soup at Mendys.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Craig James thinks NFL scouts are playing coy when they don’t return his calls about Adam’s draft position.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:25 AM
Craig James messes up the The Aristocrats when he tries to tell it to someone.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:25 AM
Craig James grunts loudly during sex.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:25 AM
Craig James only refers to himself in the third person.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:26 AM
Craig James is responsible for the Tuskegee experiments.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:26 AM
When Craig James plays MW3, he just camps all day. He also puts his headset next to the radio that only plays Justin Bieber songs.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:27 AM
Deepthroat wasn’t Mark Felt, it was Craig James.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:28 AM
Craig James pepper sprays his eggs just to show people that it’s a harmless food product.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:29 AM
Craig James subscribes to Michele Malkin.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:29 AM
Craig James’ gay porn name is Cray Jazz.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Craig James never, ever uses a No. 2 pencil when taking a test.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Craig James would killed Sean Young in Bladerunner.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:32 AM
Craig James can only get an erection while wearing his SMU helmet
November 30th, 2011 at 11:32 AM
Craig James felt that the Yeeees Guy was underutilized in The Simpsons.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Craig James only sings Heart songs at karaoke
November 30th, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Craig James thinks a broken watch is right three times a day.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Craig James knows where the partys at.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:34 AM
When Craig James’ kids brought home a puppy he told them that they are goldfish people
November 30th, 2011 at 11:34 AM
Craig James takes the last tissue but leaves the empty box on the end table.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:34 AM
Craig James thinks Nickelback’s music is inventive
November 30th, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Craig James… draw your own conclusions
November 30th, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Craig James cleans the toilet with your toothbrush
November 30th, 2011 at 11:36 AM
Craig James owns the entire Sex And The City collection on Laserdisc
November 30th, 2011 at 11:36 AM
Craig James thinks Samuel Jackson overacts.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:37 AM
Craig James would like a large soda pop please.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:37 AM
Craig James would like to speak to you about unclaimed money at the Bank of Nariobi, if you please send him $1500, he will send you $3.2 million.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:37 AM
Craig James thinks Sacheen Littlefeather was an actual indian.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:38 AM
Craig James thinks Rhianna deserved it.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:39 AM
Craig James thinks Charles Manson has paid his debt to society.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:39 AM
Craig James became a juggalo after listening to ICP’s song Miracles
November 30th, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Craig James only swears smedium shirts.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Craig James says that his wife is dead when an attractive woman notices his wedding ring.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Craig James tried to invent the internet, but Al Gore beat him to it. Later, after gleaning some key information from Senator Ted Stevens, James tried again, and purchased a series of tubes online. He made a couple of mathematical errors, and ended up forming those tubes into a dump truck, which the internet decidedly isn’t.
So he gave the truck to his precious, precious son to take to college. And Mike Leach took that truck away.
The moral of this story? I don’t have the ability to be concise.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:41 AM
Craig James thinks Batman & Robin was better than the recent Batman movies.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:42 AM
Craig James starts fights with college kids to show that he’s still got it.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:42 AM
Craig James hated Val Kilmer in Tombstone.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:43 AM
Craig James uses the word “jive” in serious conversation.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:44 AM
craig james traded a cow for magic beans. Then he cooked the beans, and fed the to his dog. Then he had the dog euthanized, even though it was healthy, and magical.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:44 AM
Craig James is not your huckleberry.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:44 AM
Craig James think it was okay for Keifer Sutherland to take that kids Yankees cap in Stand By Me.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:44 AM
Craig James is in the market for a new publicist.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:45 AM
Craig James hates the smell of asparapiss.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:45 AM
Craig James thinks Judas was a loyal follower.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:45 AM
Craig James spent millions lobbying that pizza is a vegetable
November 30th, 2011 at 11:45 AM
Craig James likes extra sugar in his coffee…wink wink.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:46 AM
Craig James doesn’t think Strom Thurmond was a hypocrite.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:46 AM
Craig James was outraged when Carl Lee Hailey was set free.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:46 AM
Craig James walks down the street and dumps everyone’s recycling bins into their trash cans.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:46 AM
if it was craig james who had heard the rhythmic slap, slap, slapping, he would have waited until Sandusky was done before calling his dad. And he would have been critical of Sandusky’s technique.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:47 AM
Craig James thinks the movie White Chicks was Oscar snubbed
November 30th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
Craig James hangs out in the locker room at local gyms, and tries to talk to people wearing just a towel with his leg up on the bench.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
Craig James thinks TBL was right to ban commenter Jesus.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
craig james at rest breathes heavily through his nose
November 30th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Craig James watched Field of Dreams, and afterwards didn’t take time to reflect on his own relationship with his father.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Craig James thinks moderation is applied sparingly.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Craig James applauded when Gandalf fell at the Bridge of Khazad-Dum.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
craig james thought the miniseries Roots had too many colored people in it.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
Craig James will still try to tell you Binaural was the best Pearl Jam album.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
Craig James thinks the most interesting characters on Boardwalk Empire are the children.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
Craig James wears blackface every Halloween
November 30th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Craig James agreed with Fox’s decision to cancel Arrested Development.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Craig James thought Sam and Frodo were just really good friends.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
craig james orders hawaiian pizza, but asks that they hold the pineapple, and the ham. And then he complains about the pizza place skimping on toppings.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Craig James eats hot dogs sitting in the case since the silent era.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Craig James turns the channel right before the bar scene shootout at the end of Unforgiven.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
craig james sets up a custom minesweeper game at 200×200, with only one mine, and then screams out “NEW RECORD” when he wins.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:54 AM
Craig James thinks Firefly sucks.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
Craig James let’s you know that he has the Thong Song stuck in his head by posting the lyrics
/You know who you are
November 30th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
Craig James would have signed Adam Dunn for five years
November 30th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
Craig James watches Wild Wild West on Blu-ray every morning.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:56 AM
craig james thinks the solo in freebird should’ve gone on for another four minutes.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:56 AM
Craig James thought Piggy in Lord of the Flies deserved to die.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:56 AM
Craig James starts every conversation with, “How bout this weather, huh?”
November 30th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Craig James thought Piggy in Lord of the Flies deserved to die.
Craig James believes asthma is psychosomatic
November 30th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Craig James hijacks comment sections with discussions of his fantasy team.
/guilty
November 30th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Craig James keeps asking you what’s in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
Craig James believes asthma is psychosomatic
Craig James believes that certain psychiatric conditions aren’t real.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
craig james says “oh ‘wild wild west!’” when he hears stevie wonder’s ‘i wish.’
November 30th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
Craig James hijacks comment sections with discussions of his fantasy team.
craig james’s fantasy team only has two players, him and his son.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
craig james does not like the smell of his own farts
November 30th, 2011 at 11:59 AM
Craig James is still upset Corey Haim died.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:59 AM
Craig James’s favorite character in Mad Men is Pete. His favorite character in Boardwalk Empire is Margaret.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:59 AM
craig james’s favorite fried chicken is Church’s.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:00 PM
craig james does not like the smell of his own farts
oh, but he does. That’s why he farts into jars, and sells those farts at his online store.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:00 PM
Craig James peeks over at guy in the urinal next to his.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:00 PM
Craig James invented the Fawn Liebowitz Maneuver
November 30th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Craig James sits in the same row as you to watch a movie when it’s just the two of you in the theater.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Craig James just heard of his new musician named Nick Drake who you just HAVE to listen to because it will change your life.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Craig James peeks over at guy in the urinal next to his.
and lets him know that he’s got poor technique.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Craig James on why 1 in 5 Americans are unable to find the USA on a map: “Personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some … people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, ah, education like such as in South Africa, and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., or should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for.”
November 30th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Craig James has no idea what year Young Frankenstein is supposed to take place.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Craig James kicks kids in the head while teaching them to breakdance. On purpose.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:03 PM
Craig James is a Big Ten “Event Seat-Filler.”
November 30th, 2011 at 12:03 PM
Craig James is on the 1st tee with the rest of his foursome on a day when the course is uncrowded. He sees that you were going to play alone, but doesn’t let you tee off before his foresome, even though one guy in his group is at the snack bar buying a Heineken.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:03 PM
Craig James brings potato chips into movie theaters.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:04 PM
Craig James thinks those Scientology people make a lot of sense.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:04 PM
Craig James wears shorts when it is 15* outside and acts like it isn’t a big deal.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
Look at Craig James so stupid and so sad that he admits his own addiction. We know you eat your own farts!
November 30th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
Craig James thinks having a flattering Wikipedia page is the most important thing a man can do with his life.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
Craig James thinks ms621′s repeat Craig James comments are even funnier the second time around
November 30th, 2011 at 12:06 PM
craig james nods with self-satisfaction whenever he reads “iraq.” craig james does, indeed, raq.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:06 PM
Craig James thinks pauses a video game he’s playing with his younger brother and makes him wait while he goes to talk on the phone for two hours with his middle school girlfriend.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Craig James will ask you to stay after 5 on a Friday
November 30th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Craig James enjoys the first 6 episodes of LOST Season 3.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Craig James preferred the second Darrin on Bewitched
November 30th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Craig James thinks PDiddy’s “Kasmir” remix on the Godzilla soundtrack was the tits.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Craig James thinks ms621′s repeat Craig James comments are even funnier the second time around
Which one did I repeat?
November 30th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Craig James was always Knuckles in “Sonic & Knuckles”
November 30th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Craig James is suing crackerjack for stealing his initials.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Craig James wears socks with his Birkenstocks.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Craig James is convinced Rock hudson wasn’t gay.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
You’ve repeated other people’s comments, like, 50 times. But don’t worry about it. Craig James is a big fan of your work.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Craig James wants to take your daughter to a purity ball
November 30th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
You’ve repeated other people’s comments, like, 50 times. But don’t worry about it.
Pretty sure that I haven’t. If I have, it was purely accidental.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Craig James thinks the Princess is the best character in MarioKart.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Craig James doesn’t see what the big deal is with nude yoga.
/Kardashian’d
November 30th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Craig James wants to have a chin strap but he cant because “the suits at Disney can’t handle it”
November 30th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
Craig James loved the movie “Hudson Hawk”, but doesn’t understand why he could go for a candy bar.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
craig james doesn’t realize you want him to leave
November 30th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
Craig James subscribes to Grantland Quarterly.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Craig James encourages his children to kick the seat of people in front of him on public transit.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Craig James thinks Boise State is bitter and angry
November 30th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Craig James thinks the Princess is the best character in MarioKart.
Craig James loves when SG calls someone out on repeating a comment and then does the exact same thing herself.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
Craig James always starts the conga line
November 30th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
Craig James thinks “child cancer survivor” means “special needs kid”.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
When Craig James leaves sexually harassing messages on your work phone he graphically mentions rubbing your genitals with a falafel
November 30th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
Craig James packs in the “Expectant Mothers” spot
November 30th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
Craig James always insists on playing the banker in Monopoly because he majored in Finance.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
craig james overlaughs at unfunny jokes
November 30th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Craig James saw The Sixth sense on the first night and went home and ruined it for everyone he knew
November 30th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Craig James will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
I could care less about Craig James. Who is that girl with him?
November 30th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Craig James longs for the simplier times when women and coloreds knew their place.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Craig James Showgirls was a well-acted and directed movie.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
I have read probably about 300 of the 1300 comments in this section, so forgive me if I repeat one.
Is it just me or does your tiyping lag due to the size of this thread
November 30th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Craig James is ESPN through and through when it comes to masturbating underneath IPads next to coworkers
November 30th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Craig James says he could care less about something even though he knows the correct saying is “couldn’t care less.”
November 30th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Craig James always snakes your kill in Halo
November 30th, 2011 at 12:21 PM
Craig James enjoys the sound of a dentist’s drill.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
does your tiyping lag due to the size of this thread
Craig James’ favourite web browser is IE6
November 30th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
Craig James go to karoeke song is “Waterfalls”
November 30th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Craig James finds Olympia Ice delicious
November 30th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Craig James thinks women who talk too much are mouthy and need a good slap.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
I would have gone with “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”
November 30th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Craig James intentionally handles produce in grocery markets when he is sick.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Craig James enjoyed the Sean Salisbury dong pics more than the Erin Andrews ironing naked video
November 30th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Craig James doesn’t vote in any election but nonetheless complains about his elected representatives.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Craig James thinks the 2-party political system is flawless.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Craig James maintains a real estate licence, and only when he shows homes to black people – he uses the words “dope” and “fresh”. He then insists that’s how he talks all the time.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Craig James uses smart phones to do dumb things.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Craig Jamese is responsible for the popularity of the following names:
Aidon
Aydon
Aiden
Ayden
Haydon
Braydon
Jaydon
November 30th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Craig James never leaves the house without Spanx on
November 30th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
Craig James uses “literally” when he really should be saying “figuratively”, literally all the time
November 30th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
Craig James wants rematches in bowl games.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
he didn’t have time to go to the gym. and he’s a stress eater.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Craig Jamese is responsible for the popularity of the following names:
Aidon
Aydon
Aiden
Ayden
Haydon
Braydon
Jaydon
You forgot ‘Neveah’.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Craig James leaves his “I Voted” sticker on months after the election is over
November 30th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Craig James three favorite people at ESPN are Rick Reilly, Colin Cowherd and Craig James.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Craig James keeps his old game jersey in his trunk at all times, “just in case.”
November 30th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Craig James go-to karaoke song is actually “Tequila” — and he thinks it’s hilarious
November 30th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Craig James dislikes muddy buddies.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Craig James works out exclusively with Shake Weights.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Craig James steals other peoples’ anecdotes and retells them as if they were his.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Craig James thinks this Teague Egan guy is a shining example for the young generation.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Craig James hates “Zooborns”
November 30th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Craig James loved Ken Lay’s work at Enron
November 30th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Craig James whistles “Wake me up before you go go” in the adjacent cubicle while you battle deadline pressure on large project.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Craig James hates all people from the Middle East.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Craig James always buys Oprah’s book club recommendations even though he is illiterate
November 30th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Craig James thinks Tyler Perry movies are accurate depictions of black families
November 30th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Craig James wears cut off jean shorts with the pocket poking out the bottom.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Craig James Sanduskies puppies
November 30th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
OMG that’s the winner.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
Craig James isn’t on Team Edward or Team Jacob. He’s on Team Craig.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
@ms621: “Great minds” I guess…
Craig James thinks ‘The Simpsons’ has never been better.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
Craig James thinks Mel Gibson is misunderstood.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Craig James thinks Whitney is a great comedy
November 30th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Craig James saw your favourite new band in person years ago at a dive bar and is sooo over them now
November 30th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
Craig James thinks a 2 out bunt at the bottom of the 9th is a great way to break up a perfect game
November 30th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
@ms621: “Great minds” I guess…
Craig James thinks ‘The Simpsons’ has never been better.
Careful that you don’t run afoul of sportsgal, who has deputized herself as the repeat comment police.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Around 1986, Craig James bumped Markie Post. He asked her out and was turned down, to which he replied “well you are ugly anyway ” and stomped away in anger.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Craig James owns a John Rocker jersey.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Craig James thinks that “Wizards” is a great name for an NBA team
November 30th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Craig James believed Brett Favre every time he retired
November 30th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Craig James thinks the Jaguars are staying in Jacksonville forever.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Craig James sees no problem with how the Browns and Colts moved to different cities.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Craig James should switch his attention to Penn State. Then it would be the coaches there getting fucked rather than doing the fucking.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Craig James thinks Theo will turn around the Cubs
November 30th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Craig James is standing outside Brett Favre’s house right now.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
When attempting a 4th quarter comeback Craig James always spikes the ball to stop the clock on the last play of the game in Madden
November 30th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
I like it how supposedly a ton of new people signed up for an account, but it is just us old folks still in here.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Craig James let the dogs out.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Craig James has to apply Ben Gay to his genitals in order to get an erection.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Craig James cheats at beer pong
November 30th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Craig James thinks Jon Gruden needs to amp it up on MNF.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Craig James has to apply Ben Gay to his genitals in order to get an erection.
I laughed audibly.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
Craig James thinks the best strategy in a 6-player game of Risk is to try to secure Europe first.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Craig James still uses Windows 98 because he likes to ‘keep it real’.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
I’m not even sure how someone could cheat at beer pong.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Craig James knew all the finishing moves in Mortal Kombat and made you watch him do all of them even though you had to pee.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Craig James thinks Apocalypse Now could have been a few hours longer.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Craig James doesn’t think Kristen Wiig does enough skits on SNL
November 30th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Craig James invites you over to play video games but he only has Silver Surfer on NES
November 30th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Craig James always laughs to himself, but when you ask him why, he says, “Oh, nothing.”
November 30th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Throwing in front of the table and blowing the ball out of the cup are the first two that come to mind.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Craig James refused to “sweep the leg”
November 30th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
Craig James buys all of Dr. Phil’s books.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Craig James claims to use deodorant crystals, but actually just likes making people smell his body odor.
Craig James also thinks this thread loads too quickly on his mobile device.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Craig James works out exclusively with Shake Weights.
…before inventing the Free Flexor.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Careful that you don’t run afoul of sportsgal, who has deputized herself as the repeat comment police.
That’s a Craig James party foul on my part. Sorry.
Craig James volunteers to be the beer runner for the party, but returns only with cases of Bud Light Lime.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Craig James is best friends with that guy from the State Farm commercials
November 30th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Craig James always rewinds his DVD’s before returning them to the gay porn rental store
November 30th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Craig James didn’t even feel a twinge of sadness when he learned that John Ritter died.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Craig James wears skinny jeans.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Craig James thinks Miller Lite does have taste and that the vortex bottle is genius
November 30th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Craig James takes change out of the kid with cancer donation cup.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Craig James cheats when he plays Words With Friends and it’s totally obvious
November 30th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
When Craig James sees you enjoying a Bud Light, he asks “How can you drink that pis?” and then proceeds to slurp down a Coors Light.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Craig James thinks “Goodbye to Love ” by the Carpenters was the first-ever power ballad (because of the fuzz guitar solos).
November 30th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Craig James still uses Internet Explorer
November 30th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
http://voices.idahostatesman.com/2011/11/29/ccripe/ap_craig_james_controversial_boise_state_vote_we_have_no_reason_
Dear Chadd
Its important to remember a few things about James and also important to ask a few questions.
What is James’ stance on Joe Paterno and should Joe have done more?
What is James’ stance on Eric Dickerson and should James have done more to notify the NCAA that Dickerson was getting paid by SMU?
I think James suffers from little man syndrome. James never made it big in the NFL and in fact James, Dickerson and SMU could not even beat BYU in the 1980 Holiday Bowl as they gave away 21 points in the final 3 minutes of the game allowing BYU a 1 point victory.
Dickerson went on to a great NFL career. Jim McMahon from BYU also went on to a great NFL career. Kyle Whittingham of BYU is now head coach at Utah. James? James is just a lowly ESPN analyst. I think he is an underachiever and thus talks incessantly promoting his views and trying to expound great knowledge. Lets face it that if he was that intelligent or talented his career would have been more than it was. Talking about it now is all he has. James never got his shot and he doesn’t want anyone else to get theirs either. He chooses any angle to support his view even if the result is contradictory logic supporting one team one way and another team in the exact opposite manner.
Think about it Chad. James. Pollack. Palmer. McMahon. Dickerson. Montana. Young. As you say each name where do you know them from? Some you equate directly with great football. Some you only know from ESPN and you have to go search out their football past.
One last thing. Coach Mike Leach locked Craig James’ son in a dark closet. The fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree. Tell James to stick that in his pipe and smoke it.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Craig James shows up to your party with 4 people, doesn’t bring anything, and then takes food with him in a napkin when he leaves.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
Craig James always has a 7-letter Scrabble word to lay down on a double word score immediately after you leave to use the bathroom.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
Craig James pulls out a joint and proceeds to smoke the whole thing without sharing.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
craig james still answers the phone “WHAASSSSUUUUPPPPP?!?!?!”
November 30th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
That cunt Craig James’ PR team is now desperately seeking support for the SOPA act
November 30th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
Craig James always wants a friend to come to the bathroom with him.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
Craig James prefers Lovey Howell over Mary Ann AND Ginger.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
craig james wants to know who’s brown audi is parked in his spot.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Craig James will get red in the face arguing with you that Nietzsche was an anti-semite
November 30th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Craig James thinks that the guy who cut off his arm is a pussy
November 30th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Craig James thinks Simon LeBon is the next Frank Sinatra.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Craig James feels that Ben Affleck’s character in Dazed and Confused is misunderstood.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
to hell with moderation…
Craig James waffles on his decision to join your fantasy league until the last minute before saying “yes.” Then doesn’t pay the $20 entry fee for 12 weeks. When you ask him for a check, he says, “Do you have Pay Pal?”
/happening to me now
November 30th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Craig James is the kind of wingman who won’t take “the fat one”.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
Craig James thinks Hawk Harrelson is a great tv announcer
November 30th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
Craig James has never once understood a movie reference in conversation
November 30th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
Craig James told the widower her husband’s old baseball cards were worthless, and offered to “take them off her hands”.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
What will Craig James do for a Klondike bar? Nothing, you’ll do it for him.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
Craig James thinks Howard Stern doesn’t take enough vacation days
November 30th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
Craig James make automobile noises while driving to enhance the experience for passengers.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Craig James thinks the Eddie Murphy years on SNL were the “Worst.Seasons.Evah.”
November 30th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Craig James tips strippers with quarters.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Craig James doesn’t pull over when an ambulance is behind him
November 30th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Craig James doesn’t think the ambulance is sexy.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Craig James really, really wants someone to print this post out in its entirety and send it to his home so he can read it.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Craig James lets you hold the door for him at Chipotle and then orders for 10 people
November 30th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
Craig James cried the day Oprah ended her show.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
craig james buys lottery tickets when there’s only one person at the register and fifty people in line behind them.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
Craig james thinks Brooke Hundley is hot.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
Craig James prints this entire thread out and then faxes it to all his friends while you are waiting for an important document
November 30th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
Craig James thinks SG is a cunt
November 30th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Craig James applies every year to become Paris Hilton’s “BFF”.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Craig James thinks Ron Franklin isn’t sexist
November 30th, 2011 at 1:16 PM
The only way to get Craig James away from you is to salt him
November 30th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
When asked to reflect while attending solemn events, Craig James only thinks back to the choice tail he bagged in college.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Craig James was the nurse who withheld pain medication in Terms of Endearment.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Craig James can’t believe you guys are still going
November 30th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Craig James wore Crocs and Modrobes to a funeral last year
November 30th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Craig James farts on his own hand before he shakes hands with anybody.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Craig James keeps his mistresses’ phone numbers stored in his PalmPilot.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
craig james was the brain behind the newton.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
Craig James named names.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
Craig James replies with a “maybe” on an invite to your poker night.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
Craig James thinks Wall Street 2 was better than the original.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
Craig James helps pick Stevie Wonder’s wardrobe, but always mixes plaids and paisleys.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Craig James ordered the code red and if you’ll excuse him he has a country to defend
/North Korea
November 30th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Craig James will lock you in a room with “Afternoon Delight” playing on a loop.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Craig James holds onto your hand a few awkward seconds longer than necessary after an introductory handshake.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
No matter what town he’s in, Craig James tells everybody he meets that James St was named after him.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Craig James deletes the TBL archive on a nightly basis.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Craig James styles his hair like Don King immediately after he showers.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
if this post gets 2000 comments Craig James will buy everyone from comments 715-730 a pizza hut pizza
November 30th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Craig James says that you should should consider losing your job a long “staycation”.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
Craig James plays a CD in his car with nothing but Free Credit Report songs.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Craig James plays racquet ball against the Vietnam War Memorial.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Craig James is running for office.
http://awfulannouncing.com/2011-articles/november/is-craig-james-planning-on-leaving-espn-and-running-for-political-office.html
November 30th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Craig James is into “The Whole Yale Thing”.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Craig James believes Bernie Madoff will repay his every investor, every penny.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
Craig James thinks Glass Tiger is the best Canadian rock band ever.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
You forgot ‘Neveah’
Craig James will correct you, and will remind you that is is supposed to be heaven spelled backwards, becuase he doesn’t think you’ve heard that 600 times before
November 30th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
Craig James invented bandwidth caps and overage charges
November 30th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Craig James consistently makes money in the Stock Market
November 30th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
Craig James is pissed that he has to solve every problem in this country himself.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
Craig James insists that you come and admire the huge dump he just took.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Craig James uses the Napa Know How song as his ringtone.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
Craig James always keeps some Bartells & James in his car.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
Craig James has nearly made it half way to his goal of being Mr. 3000.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Craig James can carry 200 yds with a 7-iron
November 30th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Craig James makes sure everyone sees him using a Whole Foods reusable shopping bag, even though he has never shopped there before.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Craig James loves import beers like Canadian and Fosters
November 30th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Craig James NEVER needs the pin
November 30th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Craig James doesn’t think the banks did anything wrong giving $600k mortgages to people who make $30k.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Craig James visits TBL specifically for the soccer posts.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
Craig James favourite character in Varsity Blues is Mox’s girlfriend
November 30th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
Craig James calls Mike Tyson a pussy to his face
November 30th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Craig James recycles, but he doesn’t separate plastics from glass.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Craig James has never once considered the children.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Craig James think we should go occupy some more Islamic countries with our military.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
Craig James asks himself “What would Stifler do?”
November 30th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
Craig James wears a Paula Abdul-monogrammed Snuggie when lounging around the house.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
Craig James is the guy who gave a $5 Sonic gift card for your office’s $20 Dirty Santa game.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
Craig James puts his hand on your pregnant’s wife stomach without permission to feel the baby. He then smiles creepily.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
Craig James lays out to tan in the middle of the sidewalk.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Craig James thinks The Walking Dead needs fewer zombies and more heartfelt discussions between Rick and Lori or between Dale and Andrea.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
Craig James believes in the Axe Effect.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
Craig James thinks Buzz Bissinger has the best twitter avatar.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
Craig James wears his red Nike golf shirt and black Nike hat to the golf course only on Sunday, all while playing Nike irons and woods.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
Craig James calls his McMansion “stately James Manor”.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
Craig James thinks birth control is the woman’s responsibility.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
Craig James insists that he could tell which Olsen sister was on screen on any given moment in Full House.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
Craig James wishes TBL would do more posts on the Kristin Cavellarri/Jay Cutler engagement.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Craig James insists you borrow a pair of his swim shorts and stay a while.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
Craig James thinks Coach K is photogenic
November 30th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
Craig James’ favorite Home Alone is the third one.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
Craig James buys you another Christmas Ale despite you telling him you need to stop because you have to drive home.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:51 PM
Craig James let them throw the switch without wetting the sponge.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
Craig James buys suits from Men’s Wearhouse for special events, then returns the worn suits the day after, demanding full refund.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
Craig James tweets at the wrong person on twitter and tells them they have “Lil boi status”
November 30th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Craig James is Patient Zero
November 30th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Craig James hired Andrew Dice Clay to entertain at his kid’s birthday party.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Craig James contributes no usable shots to your group in a four-man scramble, although he claims he pitched in with all the one-foot putts.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Craig James thinks that Sophie Howard’s tits are gratuitous.
NSFW
November 30th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Craig James believes that LOST just wasn’t the same after they killed Michelle Rodriguez.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:55 PM
Does Craig James have twitter?
November 30th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Craig James tells you your sister is hot.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
Craig James understands all of Chris Johnson’s tweets
/ChrisJohnson28: @MikeSimsWalker whole click iPhone been told u dat
November 30th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
Craig James lives in an expensive house but refuses to pay for movers, and insists you help him even though this imposes on your friendship. You then show up that day and nothing is packed.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
In the above photo, Craig James is asking god why he “didn’t give that colored chick a bigger rack.”
November 30th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
Craig James thinks ms621 needs to stop posting NSFW boob shots
/broccoli beef greatly disagrees with Craig James
November 30th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
craig james tucks his shirts into his shorts
craig james has a handshake that melts in your hand
November 30th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
Craig James phone rings at mass on Good Friday. He then answers it.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:00 PM
Craig James still adds #Winning to the end of every tweet.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Craig James convinces your wife it’s a good idea to sign up for a family portrait late on a Saturday night during December.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
Craig James tells college girls he came up with “Don’t Mess With Texas.”
November 30th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Craig James wears tighty whities.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Craig James insists on dressing the family dog in a sweater replica of his SMU #32 jersey. He then insists letting the dog do whatever he wants, including shitting on the floor, taking up the whole couch, and turning over the trash can for food scraps.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
Craig James still uses a Cingular Wireless cell phone
November 30th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
Craig James tells college girls he’s actually Colt McCoy.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Craig James is a bust.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Craig James tells you your sister is hot.
Craig James tells you your mom is hot.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Craig James thinks this is the ugliest thing he’s ever seen.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Craig James doesn’t drink at night because he has to go to Bed Bath & Beyond the next morning, and if time – Home Depot.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Craig James’ favorite type of cake is urinal.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Craig James insists that you join him in supporting the Collin County Republican Party.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Craig James schutupped your mom, slept over, then finished the last of the milk eating all that was left of your Cap’n Crunch.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Craig James tries to fuck your mom and sister, gets rejected, then tells everyone in town that they hit on him.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Yay moderation!!
/Craig James’d
November 30th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Craig james pours a little bit of oil under his neighbor’s car every night, to make him think his car has a leak.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Craig James made Paulina Gretzky take her Twitter down.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Craig James told Milton he could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Craig James thinks those tits are nothing special.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Craig James tells people that Washington Irving stole most of his short stories from him.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Craig James peed on your rug, dude.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Craig James always sings along with Whitney Houston whenever “I Will Always Love You” comes on the car radio.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Craig James is outraged that bowl games are being played on Jan. 2
November 30th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
While watching gymnastics competitions, Craig James interjects often stating “I could do that before I hurt my knee.”
November 30th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
I tried to link to an adorable baby gorilla but Craig James moderated my comment.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
Craig James butts in line at soup kitchens
November 30th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
Craig James kissed coop.
/go on…
//coop
November 30th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
Craig James had the parking lot at the mall repainted so the spots are 2 feet closer, and everyone has to get out of their cars awkwardly.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
Craig James blames the Jets defense for their 6-5 record.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
Craig James has deep burn! Oh, it’s so deep! Oh, Craig James can barely lift his right arm ’cause Craig James did so many arm curls. Craig James don’t know if you heard him counting, Craig James did over a thousand. You have your ubulus muscle which connects to the upper dorcinus. It’s boring but it’s Craig James’ life,
/Craig James’ facebook Status
November 30th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
Craig James has been busy calculating the dollars in productivity loss the American economy has absorbed thanks to the monster Craig James thread.
Answer: several.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
Craig James is a Jerry Lee Lewis impersonator on Beale Street in Memphis.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Craig James thinks Matt Stafford is an excellent QB.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Craig James would like you to help him move.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Craig James wants his stapler back.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Craig James is the TBL mobile site developer.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Craig James parks his car on the curb directly across from your driveway so that you can’t pull out.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
When Craig James gets pulled over for going the wrong way on a one-way street, he tells the cop “I was only going one way!”
November 30th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Craig James acted in a German scheizer video with your mom.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Craig James will never understand the concept of Google bombing no matter how many PR and political strategists patiently explain it to him
November 30th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Craig James brings orange traffic cones with him in his car. When he leaves for lunch, he places them in his empty parking spot so that no one else can have it.
/someone in my building actually did this today
November 30th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Craig James is responsible for the Fingerpoke of Doom.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Craig James think Axl Rose is a perfectly reasonable, likable and easy to get along with person.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Craig James thinks Wal-Mart is a much nicer store than Target.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Craig James snowblows the snow from his driveway right onto his neighbor’s driveway.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Craig James thinks Jennifer Lopez is a great singer.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Craig James brings orange traffic cones with him in his car. When he leaves for lunch, he places them in his empty parking spot so that no one else can have it.
/someone in my building actually did this today
GTFO
November 30th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
Craig James thinks Pete Willis is the best guitarist Def Leppard ever had.
Craig James thinks the Santana/Daughtry cover of “Photograph” is better than the original.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
GTFO
I even took a picture of the spot.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
Craig James thinks Larry the cable guy is fucking hilarious.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
craig james wants taco flavored keeeses.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Craig James has a t-shirt that says Database Connection Error.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Craig James told Milton he could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume.
Craig James wants his stapler back
Hey Craig Jame is gonna have to ask you to come in on Saturday, so if you could just get here around 9, that would be great.
Oh, yeahhhhh, he’s gonna need to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday too.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Craig James signs his ESPN contacts in crayon.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Craig James drinks his probiotic beverage with a little umbrella and a wedge of lime as glass decorations.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Craig James told Jessie Palmer that when this was all over they would get an apartment together
November 30th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Craig James still pulls the dick-in-the-popcorn trick on his own wife.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Craig James designed TBL’s first internet server.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Craig James mentions as often as possible that he only eats organic fruits and vegetables.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Craig James has a fever, and the only thing that will cure it is more cowbell.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Craig James wants to know exactly what it is you “do” around here.
/The Bobs’d
November 30th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Craig James wants to bring the Macarena back.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Craig James still hasn’t switched from BETA to VHS.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Craig James saran wraps blind peoples toilets.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
Craig James is set to star in “the Kenny Rogers Experience” in Branson, MO.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
Craig James routinely walks around his house in his underwear with the blinds up, stopping in front of the window to watch the high school girls wait for the bus.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Craig James is the majority shareholder in the company that installs red light and speeding cameras.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Craig James eats his lunch at those Hot Dog restaurants they (still?) have a Wal-Mart.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Craig James wants you to see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Craig James supports Stephen A. Smith using the N-word on ESPN. He believes it’s not said enough.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Craig James blames the death of the American railroad on universities for letting the “chinks” into their schools.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
WANT
November 30th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
Craig James plays Beatles’ records backwards, but only hears Roseanne Barr screeching the National Anthem.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
Craig James attends open houses and upper-deckers all of the toilets.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Craig James still uses his grandmother’s handicap parking tags, even though she died two years ago.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Craig James practices extreme couponing.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Craig James attends open houses and upper-deckers all of the toilets.
Craig James also reads Tucker Max and thinks he’s really funny.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Craig James sucks Viet Dong.
Craig James was the My Lai trigger man.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
Craig James always records his TV appearances, watches them while wanking and immediately afterwards mails the tape to the Library of Congress
November 30th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
Craig James leaves his Christmas lights up until the Vernal Equinox.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
Craig James insists that his wife greet him at the door every night with his slippers, smoking robe, and a freshly tied ribbon in her hair.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Craig James refuses to look at the moon during lunar eclipses, for fear of being blinded.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Craig James gave you a ticket for going 56 in a 55.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Craig James thinks David Carradine died a noble death.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Craig James’s current version of the “Pony Express” involves 7-ounce bottles of Miller being delivered to his house.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Craig James’ favorite song from the Beatles White Album is Revolution 9.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
TBL was a big fan of Craig James and SMU when they were a winning program.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
Craig James thinks Rick Perry is too smart to be president.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
Craig James treats objects like women, man.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
Craig James is a shirtless park tanner
November 30th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
Craig James dresses as Space Ghost every Halloween, because the white tights make him feel pretty.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Craig James does not think the Malibu Police Chief was being a fucking fascist, man.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Craig James doesn’t think Brooklyn has enough hiptsers
November 30th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
Craig James thinks tsunamis are a great method of population control for Asia
November 30th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
Craig James only assumes that he’s sponge-worthy
November 30th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
Craig James says this will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
At poker nights, Craig James constantly tells you how another poker night he attends is run, and that it is much better.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
Craig James appreciates Stephen A. Smith’s frankness.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
Craig James cuts the bottoms out of every one of his pockets.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Craig James decorated his house with 10,000 Chrstmas lights and plugged them in to the outlet on the side of your house.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Craig James circles the dates each baseball season when the Houston Astros plan to wear their “orange rainbow” uniforms.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Craig James loudly and smugly mentions each year how much time he put into researching players before his fantasy draft only to finish in second to last place year after year after year.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
Craig James tells you he could do a triathlon, except for the swimming.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
Craig James circles the dates each baseball season when the Houston Astros plan to wear their “orange rainbow” uniforms.
Well then call me Craig James, because I do this too.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Craig James still plays the “made you look at the ok sign so I get to punch you game”.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Craig James doesn’t wait for the coffee to finish brewing before he pours himself a cup.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Craig James attends every PTA meeting and always asks “Is our children learning?”
November 30th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Craig James thinks Bob Costas is a smug know-it-all.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Craig James called Lance McIlhenny ‘Vince’ for the first three years they played together.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Craig James always hits on 17 when playing blackjack.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Craig James drives a Jetta.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Craig James thought the 3D version of Titanic was much better than Avatar in 3D
November 30th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Craig James doesn’t understand why people think it’s gross to eat your own boogers.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Craig James begins every internet comment with “your an idiot.”
November 30th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
LOL awesome
November 30th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Craig James attends every PTA meeting and always asks “Is our children learning?”
Craig James agreed with the book banning parents in Field of Dreams.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Craig James runs up to large inanimate objects out in public and practices his swim move technique.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Craig James thinks Dave Bliss would be an excellent hire for the Texas Tech basketball program.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Craig James lobbies to raise the age of American Idol again so he can try out.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
Craig James Still thinks Blair Witch is a real movie
November 30th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
Craig James thinks Deion Sanders was an excellent Miss America host.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
Craig James re-gifts the same fruitcake each Christmas.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Craig James voted for Summer instead of Pedro
November 30th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Craig James’ favorite beatle was Pete Best.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
/moderated by Craig James
November 30th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
Craig James ALWAYS picks the American Dreams when playing you in Baseball Stars.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Every Craig James text message is 40% consonants and 60% emoticons
November 30th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Craig James was surprised the XFL failed.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Craig James thinks Bruce Feldman is the guy who runs WikiLeaks.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
Craig James is never to be found when it is his turn to buy a round
November 30th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
Craig James goes to the local dog pound every week with a leash, plays with the dogs through the wire, but never takes a dog home.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Craig James killed Greg Giraldo and Patrice O’Neal. But he let Colin Quin live.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Craig James demands paternity tests from his wife even when she’s not pregnant
November 30th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Craig James dropped a red towel into the washer with your load of whites, then changed the temperature setting to hot.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Craig James says it’s okay to throw at the heads of kids in Wiffle Ball.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Craig James always puts the cart before the horse.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
Craig James’ favorite Bob Dylan album is Self Portrait.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
Craig James has never lost to his children in Candy Land. He came close one time, but when he said that their dog ran away, he got the little bastards to forfeit.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
Craig James will not move his gigantic cotton candy so that you can see the little league game.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
When you split a bag of coke with Craig James, he takes extra bumps and replaces them with baking soda.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
Craig James stole whatever what was in Al Capone’s vault.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
Craig James gave a double wet willy to a Sandusky victim
November 30th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
Craig James said Kevin Duckworth just died.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
Craig James bores his in-laws every Thanksgiving with lame impressions of Keith Jackson and Brent Musburger.
/”You are looking live…at Tusculoosa, AlaBAMA…Whoa, Nellie!”
November 30th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
Craig James takes the middle of 3 empty stalls for his post-lunch dump at work.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
Craig James is looking for Steve McNair’s actually killers.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Craig James prefers caddyshack 2 over caddyshack
November 30th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Craig James likes that although he gets older, high school girls stay the same age.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
Craig James advises you to put in a pool with the big holiday bonus you have coming, then opts to give out jelly of the month club memberships instead.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
Craig James thinks deadspin commenters could use more snark
November 30th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
Craig James thinks The Red Hot Chili Peppers should have never gotten rid of Dave Navarro.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
Craig James ends up at the camp site next to you, gets drunk on firewater and then plays his acoustic guitar all night.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
Craig James sits in front of you at a movie and talks at the screen, as if his dialogue is part of each scene.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
Craig James uses the urinal right nex to you when there are 10 other ones available
November 30th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Craig James was hoping John Lithgow’s character would prevail “Santa Claus: The Movie”.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Craig James knocks little kids to the ground at baseball games going for foul balls.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Craig James said Yuenel Escobar was just traded.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Craig James will still buy a vowel when the answer to the puzzle is already apparent.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Craig James rooted for the Bailey Building and Loan to fail
November 30th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Craig James farts in the car but won’t roll down the windows.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
Craig James thinks the ambulance in the Oregon high school football post is not sexy at all.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
Craig James probably does not appreciate tweets @craigjames32
November 30th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
Craig James gets on an elevator and presses the button for every floor, because he wants to note the differences in decor.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
Craig James still checks thr “Stuff CRM’s Watching” blog daily to see if it’s been updated
November 30th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
Craig James Thinks baseball needs a salary cap
November 30th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
Craig James just ranked Cathy number one comic strip of all time
/Calvin and Hobbes left out of the top 25
November 30th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
Craig James shows up uninvited to your holiday parties just to upper deck your toilet
November 30th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
Craig James owns edible Fundees.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
Craig James prefers Van Halen with Gary Cherone.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
Craig James gets all of his recipes from Cousin Ron’s instantly defunct cooking blog.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Craig James cuts his hair with a Floebee.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Craig James thinks Vivian Vance was the real star of I Love Lucy.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Craig James blocked your view of every touchdown so that he could put his iPad over his head to record it.
/happened to me Monday night
November 30th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Craig James was the reason Bravo voted Animal House as the funniest movie of all time.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Craig James wants the ball and he is going to score.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Craig James would also cheat on his wife with Brooke Hundley.
/Vader First Pump Yeah
November 30th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Craig James demands to know why his kids tee ball team is not improving, two games into the season.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
Craig James thinks Duffy is a great radio guest
November 30th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
Craig James doesn’t believe in captioning any photos.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Craig James says PL StabbinKabin thinks it’s funny to fart and lock the windows.
/I told that asshole in confidence
November 30th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Craig James thinks Sam Bradford is a bust and the Rams should trade up in the draft to get Andrew Luck.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Craig James has great floor seats and holds his iPhone up to record every song in the concert while watching the concert only through the iPhone.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Craig James wants to know why they’re called fingers when they never fing
November 30th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Craig James thinks Taylor Swift has gotten a little chubby.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Craig James insists his wife wear a burqa during lovemaking.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Craig James complains about the price of beer and TicketMaster surcharges for concerts, instead of how great the band sounded.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
Craig James eats his peas with honey. He’s done this all his life. It makes the peas taste funny, but it keeps them on his knife.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
Craig James Googles himself every 6 hours.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
Craig James Thinks John Edwards did the right thing
November 30th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
Craig James has the Major Dad boxset on BluRay.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
Craig James makes his children refer to him as Mr. James.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
Craig James is for the war but against the troops.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
Craig James thinks Alex Rodriguez has excellent taste in women.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
Craig James hosts a bachelor party where you just go his house, drink a few beers around his backyard firepit and just talk about the old times.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
Craig James is impressed by Rickey Henderson’s humility.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
Craig James believes Mike Leach deserves the NCAA death penalty. He also believes this involves an actual Texas-style execution involving Huntsville and lethal injections.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
Craig James scoffs at the Lamestream Media.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
Craig James tells stories about how he has this chick with her legs wrapped around his head, but didn’t get to fuck her
November 30th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
Craig James pours ketchup and salt over every entree before tasting.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
Craig James’s biggest memory of 9/11 is the sub-par Mercury Rev album that was released that morning.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
Craig James thinks Ron Powlus can win 4 Heismans.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
Craig James voted for Jim Rice on his Hall of Fame ballot. He will not vote for Greg Maddux on the first ballot out of principle.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
Craig James is never disgruntled. He’s always gruntled.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
Craig James put visine in my beer.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Craig James thinks Miles Davis’ Kind of Blue is “kind of boring”.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Craig James think David Lee Roth’s career after “Crazy from the Heat” is underappreciated.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Craig James guarantees that the Jets will win the Super Bowl.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
Craig James doesn’t like anything on his sandwich. Just plain bread with a glass of water on the side of dripping.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
Craig James knows they could have won state had coach put him in the game
November 30th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
Craig James didn’t enjoy the movie “300.” He felt it was too historically accurate.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Craig James made out with his girlfriend while watching Schindler’s List.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Craig James puts A1 on a filet
November 30th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Craig James finishes your jokes for you.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Craig James thinks Al Bundy’s 4 touchdowns in one game claim is bullshit.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
Craig James tries to steal Hernia’s hair products
November 30th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Craig James misses Milli Vanilli.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Craig James doesn’t replace the roll.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
Craig James has watched the ending to Ace Ventura multiple times and still doesn’t get it.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
Craig James registers at hotels under the alias of Enrico Palazzo.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Craig James smokes pencil shavings and pretends to be high.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Craig James is Finklel and Einhorn.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Craig James claims that he smells what the Rock is cookin’. Really, he smells nothing at all but the faint odor of dandruff shampoo.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Craig James congratulates PLStabbinKabin for being the first comment.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Craig James annoys you with minutiae about his new website when you just wanna hang.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Craig James sold oregano to the Signalman 2nd class in A Few Good Men and told him that it was weed.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Craig James types first in every comment thread
November 30th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Craig James has a “Cocktail” movie poster in his office and when he sees you looking aghast at it, refers to severals of Coughlin’s laws.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Craig James collects his hair clippings in jars, because “You just can’t trust those immigrant trash collectors”.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Craig James believes he was a better running back than Eric Dickerson.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Craig James bogarts both armrests when flying middle seat/coach section.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Craig James thinks George S. Patton was just a little too aggressive.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Craig James bogarts both armrests when flying middle seat/coach section.
Craig James just went too far with that one.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Craig James resorted to using the alias “Rob Guatemala” after “Ron Mexico” was taken by Vick
November 30th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Craig James feels the best way to start off any mixed tape is to begin with some N Sync, Salt N Pepa and then Chris De Burgh.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Craig James will be formally congratulated by me after every Washington State Mike Leach Win
November 30th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Craig James likes to wear a hat and polo shirt with the crest of his country club on them at all times just so people know he belongs to one.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Craig James thinks the Saints fleeced the Redskins in the 1999 NFL Draft.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Craig James is just gettin’ warmed up!
Craig James killed the Joe without makin’ some mo’.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Craig James thinks disco music will never die.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Craig James keeps insisting that a witch turned him into a newt.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Speaking in a John Travolta-like voice, Craig James is telling Tom Cruise to come out of that closet.
Oh, and he wants Tom to bring Adam out, too, while he’s at it.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Craig James keys the side of every car he sees with Delaware plates.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
I’m Craig James I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt
November 30th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Craig James felt the Colts would have been better in Tecmo Bowl if he was on the Colts along with Dickerson.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Craig James believes Capricorn One was “inspired by actual events”.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Craig James was hoping to see an telegram delivery man at the end of We Were Soldiers.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Craig James is pleased at the number of repeats in this thread
November 30th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Craig James believes his ancestors owned the ancestors of both Edgerrin James and LeBron James.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Craig James doesn’t remember playing with Dalton Hilliard at LSU, so how could it have been the Dalton-James Gang?
November 30th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Craig James watches Breaking Bad and roots for Skyler White
November 30th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Last month, Craig James invested in pumpkins. Pumpkins went up the whole month of October and he has a feeling they’re going to peak right around January.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Craig James never answers in the form of a question.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Craig James thinks Ty Duffy’s vocabulary is quite pedestrian
November 30th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
Craig James’ mind just exploded at the notion that this in and of itself was a repeat comment
November 30th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Craig James didn’t stop when his wife repeatedly screamed the safety word.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Craig James is pleased at the number of repeats in this thread
Craig James always calls the kettle black at the behest of the pot but in truth the whole exchange is baffling to him
November 30th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Craig James thinks Lindsay Lohan just needs another chance
November 30th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Craig James will have cheerleaders flash their tits if this gets to 2000 comments
November 30th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Craig James would compare it to looking into an infinity mirror.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Craig James doesn’t think we can get to 2,000 let alone 3,000.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Craig James only wears short sleeve dress shirts under his suit coats.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Craig James still uses Myspace.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Craig James rooted for the bully team in Race for your Life, Charlie Brown.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Craig James dreams in the language of Nell.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Craig James believes Matt Millen is underrated as a judge and administrator of football talent.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Craig James designed those websites that send you an e-mail every 5 minutes and make it impossible to get off their mailing list.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Craig James was on the side of Joe McCarthy in Good Night and Good Luck.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Craig James says that voting Boise St. #24 was a fucking typo
November 30th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Craig James gets all choked up and patriotic hearing the SMU fight song and remembering how he got away with killing those 5 hookers
November 30th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Craig James thought that the kid in Never Ending Story 2 was a really good actor
November 30th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Craig James got Paul McCartney out of Wings. Too bad he was the most talented one.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Craig James thinks that Vera Drake, for a rape movie, pretty funny.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Craig James lets a little air out of the tires of his coworkers cars everyday during his lunch break.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Craig James told Peter King that you don’t really notice his turkey neck.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Craig James got the Cosby Mysteries cancelled.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Just found out that the kid from never ending story 2 killed himself. This just again proves that Craig James is a dick
November 30th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Craig James will constantly ask “Have you seen my baseball?” between commercial breaks
/Do not touch his ears
November 30th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Craig James would like to point out that you repeated the Princess/Mario Kart one.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Craig James believes Solyndra is still a good investment opportunity.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Craig James checks his antifreeze levels in your driveway, spilling it everywhere when topping it off, and you have a puppy.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Craig James told you about the time he had a four-hour erection.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Craig James stood up and cheered when the coach decked his son on the pitcher’s mound at the end of the original Bad News Bears.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Craig James invented an indoor grill that drips more fat into your food.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Craig James would be really loud and leave the door unlocked when you were drinking in your dorm room, getting you busted by the R.A. while he hid in the closet.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
/google craig james killed 5 hookers
//craig james hates seo, he hates it
November 30th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Based on his blblical interpretations, Craig James believes the world will end on May 21, 2011.
No, wait. On Oct. 21, 2011.
No, wait …
November 30th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Craig James volunteers to clean out your wife’s plumbing, while you are deployed.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Craig James enjoys taking mail from the people on his street, and using it to pick up his dogs poop from his lawn , which he then throws onto his neighbor’s lawn.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Craig James thinks that whole subprime thing was great for the economy but not so great because of all the minorities that were able to afford nice houses
/ late to the party but wanted to be part of this epic happening
November 30th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Craig James leaves his car in front of your house on snowy days so the plow doesn’t get right in front of your property.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Craig James hates the Bernstein Bears series of books because “Bears aren’t supposed to talk. Unless it’s Bear Bryant”.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
Craig James is the guy who invented 37-minute “hidden tracks” at the end of CDs.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
Craig James’ favorite John Hughes movie is Dutch.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Craig James finds Dan Dierdorf to be the most astute football commentator out there. Except for himself.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Craig James asks you how you feel about your fiancee leaving you at the altar.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Craig James wears a weightbelt at all times, even to do situps.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Craig James does not order ahead at Chipotle, and instead goes through the line with a hand written list to get 20 separate burritos.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Craig James thinks the Asian Carp is a great sports fish and should be allowed to flourish in the Great Lakes.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
AP sports editor Terry Taylor said in an e-mail. “Craig James does his homework and has strong opinions about where he ranks gay porn stars”
November 30th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
Craig James stops at the first gas pump to fill up even though the second one further down is available and you’re waiting behind him.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
Craig James makes low seven figures, yet calls DirecTV every 3 months to negotiate free HBO.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
Craig James brags about how he can go to Costco and get his fill of food by eating the samples he has zero intention of buying.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
“What can I say? I understand Craig James … I sympathize with him a bit.”
- Lars von Trier at the Cannes Film Festival
November 30th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Craig James buys expensive Halloween candy for his subdivision, but provides no donations for food banks.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Craig James once played 18 holes using only a putter and 3 iron. He shot a 238.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Craig James drinks decaf coffee.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
If Craig James had a nickel for every time he heard “is it in yet?” he could afford to give those 5 dead hookers a proper burial
November 30th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Craig James does not have any gut-wrenching sports moments.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Craig James thinks that it is the WR’s in Denver that make him look so bad
November 30th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Craig James drinks Guiness in the middle of summer and Corona in the middle of winter.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
Craig James drives 50 on the left lane of the interstate, refuses to move over, and gives you the finger when you blow the horn at him while passing him in the slow lane.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
Craig James uses apostrophes in plural nouns.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
Craig James has already made a public statement denouncing the hiring of Mike Leach.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
Craig James has 4 teeth. 3 of them are in his front pocket.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
Craig James once bought a 4lbs bag of Decaf coffee at Costco and didn’t notice that it was decaf until he was half way through.
/this may or may not have happened to me
November 30th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
Craig James puts Monopoly money in the church baskets.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Craig James still thinks the Eagles are a “Dream Team” this year
November 30th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Craig James thinks the Cubs’ signing David DeJesus is the last piece that will enable the Cubs to finally win the World Series in 2012.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
Craig James still thinks Cam Newton didn’t get money
November 30th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
Craig James only tips his servers in change.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
Craig James thinks Brad Nessler doesn’t use enough spray tan.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
Craig James starts his Saturday morning “honey-do” list” on Friday night, so he can do even more “honey-dos” on Saturday morning.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
Craig James told you the brand new deck of cards is “good to go” for a poker game. On the 5th hand, he deals somebody a joker.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Craig James mows the lawn at 7:30 A.M. on Saturday morning.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Craig James was really sad the day that Paolo got banned
November 30th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Craig James drives around looking for HS carwash fundraisers, but has never given any money.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Craig James will go at the green light just as soon as he finishes this important text message.
/1862? Holy shit what happened? We are keeping alive old threads? Awesome
November 30th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Craig James was envolved in the Penn St. cover-up
November 30th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Craig James makes his alakan pipeline in your freezer than asks you if you want to taste his homemade fudgesicles
November 30th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Craig James understood the last half-hour of Mulholland Dr..
November 30th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Craig James spoke to a college class and told them student loans and high interest credit cards were a smart way to get through school.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
If you don’t answer his call, Craig James leaves a 5-minute voicemail filled with dead air.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Craig James takes his kids to daycare even though they are more viral than the Outbreak monkeys.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Craig James really likes the message coming from that Westboro Baptist church
November 30th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Craig James thinks Where the Red Fern Grows could have had more emotion.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
4 out of 5 doctors recommend Tylenol. Craig James is the 5th doctor.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Craig James’s favorite Brady Bunch episodes are the ones about Cousin Oliver.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Craig James politely Rosebud is the sled right as you are starting “Citizen Kane”
November 30th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Craig James wanted more Poochy filled Itchy and Scratchy episodes.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Craig James is pissed this thread is still in it’s prime as mike leach finds a new job
November 30th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Craig James pimps out a girl to you and that girl refuses to love you long time.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Craig James runs in the middle of the sidewalk so you can’t pass him on either side.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Craig James can easily be broken in an interrogation
November 30th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Craig James thinks South Park just keeps getting better and better.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Craig James refuses to pump or the jam, nor will he push it real good.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Craig James thought the first 20 minutes of Full Metal Jacket sucked
November 30th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Craig James understood the last half-hour of Mulholland Dr
Bill Pullman turned into Craig James halfway through Lost Highway, then led the climatic attack against the aliens in Independence Day.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Craig James enjoys waiting 14 months for a new episode of Mad Men.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Craig James wants to Pay the Playoffs
November 30th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Craig James goes out of his way to drive through puddles in order to splash pedestrians.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Craig James claims that it actually take three to tango.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Craig James wants to show you this hip new dance called the macarena.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Craig James was really happy that Lost answered all those nagging questions
November 30th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Craig James actually reads the Wikipedia appeals for donations.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Craig James makes sure to swerve and hit all the leaf piles he sees on his Sunday afternoon drives
November 30th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Craig James tried to touch this even after MC Hammer told him not to.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Craig James would like to see another Brett Favre comeback.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Craig James smugly rides his bicycle to and from work and drives it right down the middle of the street, but refuses to obey traffic laws and signs.
/I fucking it bicyclists
November 30th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Dammit, I meant I fucking hate bicyclists.
/was blinded by anger
November 30th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Craig James says it’s ok for me to fall in love with Paulina Gretzky
November 30th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Craig James once bumped into Larry Craig in an airport men’s room and lectured him on the importance of a wide stance.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Craig James hates those guitars that are, you know, like double guitars.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
The balloting for their final poll has been made public for the last several years. E.g., here’s a link to their final poll from last season.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Craig James is the music critic who told you that Pinkerton sucked the week it came out and now calls it the best album of the 90s.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Craig James talks about himself in the second person form.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Craig James thinks Katrina was all the gays fault
November 30th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Craig James prefers the juice from those lemon-shaped plastic things over real lemons.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Craig James refuses to have his pets vaccinated against rabies but won’t be help accountable if they are infected.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Craig James controls the British Crown, keeps the metric system down, keeps Atlantis off the maps, and the Martians under wraps.
/Butters?
November 30th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Craig James wonders why Gus Fring didn’t offer his son a part-time job at Los Pollos Hermanos.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Craig James think ms621 is doing a fine job of typing comments this afternoon.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Craig James thinks that Drew Carey is a better host than Bob Barker
November 30th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Craig James thinks Herschel is the true star of The Walking Dead.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Craig James is starting to think that using Simpson’s references is cheating.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Craig James thinks Arod is underpaid. Ryan Howard as well
November 30th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Craig James is angling to replace LeBetard’s father on “Highly Questionable”.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Craig James thinks Woody Allen is a great stepfather.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Craig James is the person who made NCIS the number-one rated television show.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Craig James is asked to show up in disguise as a biker… He’s shows up like this.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
However, Craig James is just fine with my extraneous use of an apostrophe in this comment.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Craig James gives you his phone number like this: 1(pause)234(pause)56(pause)789(pause)9
November 30th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Craig James thinks Lord of the Rings: Return of the King had a great ending, but that it should have lasted longer.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Craig James hired Brady Hoke to be his younger sons personal trainer.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Craig James thinks that is about all WWoS has left.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Craig James broke up Ashton and Demi’s marriage.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Craig James LOVES “your Momma” jokes
November 30th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Craig James thinks Gilbert Grape’s mom is a California dime.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Craig James thinks people who are lactose intolerant simply haven’t had enough dairy in their lives.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Craig James called Montel Williams to secure a $1000 loan “to make ends meet”.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
Craig James came up with the idea of releasing a “deluxe edition” CD of your favorite album, and then releasing a second “super deluxe edition” with two extra songs two years later.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Craig James hired Gary Moeller to be his driver.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
I have it on good authority that Craig James also wishes Steve Guttenberg was still making movies
November 30th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Craig James thinks Led Zeppelin is one hell of a singer.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Craig James thinks 2 1/2 Men is a great show with Ashton Kutcher on it now.
/never saw it with Sheen either, but we gotta get to 2k
November 30th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Craig James suggested that iTunes raise prices on most of their songs, while claiming to lower prices on a bunch of older songs, but then not bother to lower any at all.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Craig James did not get the message that the flash mob was moved to 12:30.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Craig James thinks Rosie O’Donnell is funny and hot.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Craig James is the reason Jenifer Aniston can’t find her soul mate.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Craig James does not understand why Rob Schneider doesn’t star in more movies.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Craig James thinks Howard the Duck is a subtle indictment of capitalism.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Craig James thinks giving his kids orange soda counts as a serving of fruit.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
Craig James has written the script for the last 17 Nicolas Cage movies.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
Craig James thinks Jethro Tull is a good flute player.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
Craig James Buys a pack of gum with a $100 bill at 7 eleven at 11:59PM while you stand behind him with a 12 pack
November 30th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
Craig James traded his SMU jersey for a lower back tattoo of the playboy bunny.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
Craig James thinks the Village People weren’t slyly subversive at all.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
Craig James wonders why you didn’t tell him that there were tacos outside Bill’s office
November 30th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
Craig James thinks it would be awesome if cleet accidentally copy-pasted this entire comment section into a new comment.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Craig James sank my battleship.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Craig James thinks the B-52s actually served in the military.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James once commented here, but TBL didn’t like his joke about the TBL staff so he got banned
November 30th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James thought Madonna’s scenes in Body of Evidence were over the top smut, but he beat off mercilessly the 3 seconds that Ann Archer’s nude body double was on screen.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
Craig James thinks Van Halen was much better once the replaced the David Lee Roth dude with Sammy Hagar.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
Craig James is the guy who always requires assistance at the self check-out section
November 30th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
Craig James put Community on hiatus and kept Whitney on the schedule.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
Craig James claims to have tried every sexual act listed and defined in urbandictionary.com.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
Craig James thinks there needs to be a Back To The Future 4
November 30th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
Craig James thinks there needs to be a Back To The Future 4
But Craig James is absolutely opposed to a Ghostbusters 3.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
Craig James thinks George Harrison should have released more Indian music albums.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
Craig James uses the soliliquy at the end of Nights In White Satin to pick up Village Inn waitresses
/Breathe deep, the gathering gloom…
November 30th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
Whenever one of his friends is down, Craig James sends them a “Hang In There” card
November 30th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
Craig James orders top shelf liquor as loudly as possible whenever he walks up to a bar.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
When Michelle Beadle said she wanted to get fucked at the ESPYs the full quote included “by anyone who’s not Craig James”
November 30th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
Craig James can’t wait for sportsgal to pop in and complain about repeat comments for the third time today.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
Craig James can cook a minute egg in 30 seconds
November 30th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
Craig James has no fewer than 6 Chinese character tattoos. He thinks all of them say ‘fierce warrior’.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Wrong. Craig James is the guy who is in the self-checkout lane with 194 items.
Or the guy who who lets all six kids with him in the self-checkout lane buy their candy bars individually because they think it’s fun.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Craig James claims his twitter account was hacked.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Craig James takes pictures of his own dong and sends them to himself.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Craig James claims “The Craig James” is a sexual position in the Urban dictionary.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Craig James doesn’t think that wearing a mistletoe belt buckle to the Christmas party is considered sexual harassment
November 30th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Craig James likes to post chain statuses on facebook claiming that “90% of people won’t stand up for God, are you in the 10% of brave people?”
November 30th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Craig James thinks Khloe Kardasian should be taken seriously as a dramatic actress.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Craig James can only come up with French toast to make during the dessert round of Chopped
November 30th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
30 seconds? But I want it nooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww!
November 30th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Craig James can do Monte Carlo experiments in his head
November 30th, 2011 at 5:11 PM
Craig James loves nature and considers himself an environmentalist, but hates the idea of camping where there is no electricity.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:11 PM
Craig James is a Jets fan.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Craig James posts really long messages in Facebook that claim if you don’t resend this back to them, then you really are not his friend
November 30th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Craig James needs a sit down with Herm Edwards. His social media behavior is adolescent, irresponsible and unacceptable. DON’T PRESS SEND!
November 30th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Craig James thinks there should be more movies on The Weather Channel.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Craig James can only come up with French toast to make during the dessert round of Chopped
Craig James wanted to try a Napolean in the dessert round, but saw the other chef already making one.
/seriously, enough with the fucking Napoleans in the dessert round.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Craig James is hopeful that if and when any comments in moderation are freed this comment will eventually be #2,000
November 30th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Craig James put in $6,000 of aftermarket body work rims and speakers into a 1994 Honda Accord worth $750
November 30th, 2011 at 5:13 PM
Craig James owns not one, but two Oompa Loompas
November 30th, 2011 at 5:13 PM
Craig James admires me for staying late to watch this thread get to 2K
November 30th, 2011 at 5:13 PM
Craig James will make this thread get to 2000 comments, even if he has to type “Screw Flanders” over and over again.
/sorry Bones
November 30th, 2011 at 5:13 PM
Craig James once ate a Triple stacker meatloaf sandwich while watching the Human Centipede.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:14 PM
Craig James is still waiting for you to add him on Google+
November 30th, 2011 at 5:14 PM
Craig James’ favorite characters in Billy Madison were the O’Doyle’s.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:14 PM
I nearly went this route actually, needs more ice cream…speaking of, Craig Jame squeals like Tim Kukjian after a 30-3 game when he hears the ice cream truck coming
November 30th, 2011 at 5:14 PM
Craig James asks for the autoplay to be turned back on.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:14 PM
Craig James thought that the last Big Momma movie really tied the whole franchise together
November 30th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
Craig James thought Martha Plimpton was hot in The Goonies.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
Craig James thinks this is the most creative comment in this entire thread. Craig James agrees that we should stop temporarily putting our sports allegiances aside in hopes of reaching a common goal.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
Craig James thinks playing anal ring toss with Mark May is a straight act of bromance.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:16 PM
Craig James thinks The Matrix could be real, if you really think about it man.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:16 PM
Craig James sang backing vocals on Starship’s “We Built This City” and “It’s Not Over Til It’s Over”.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:16 PM
Craig James thinks that Julie Bowen was hotter in Happy Gilmore than Modern Family
November 30th, 2011 at 5:16 PM
I’m not sure the TBL server is ready for Y2CraigJames
November 30th, 2011 at 5:16 PM
Craig James thinks that whoever posts comment #2000 should put the accomplishment on their resume.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:16 PM
Craig James is proud that he can speak pig Latin fluently and demands that it be taken serious as a language.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
2000!
November 30th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
Craig James wants to know if I just hit the 2,000th comment?!?!!?
November 30th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
Craig James can also do the Molly Ringwald trick with lipstick using only his boobs
November 30th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
FUCK YEAH!
November 30th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
Craig James thinks SC is an astute sports blog commenter
November 30th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
You need a funny joke… no fair.
/purposely held back because I had nothing worthy
November 30th, 2011 at 5:18 PM
Craig James thinks Breesus can go straight to hell.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:18 PM
Craig James thinks I just won the Internet
November 30th, 2011 at 5:18 PM
Craig James is planning on contacting all of your employers and tattling on you for the time you spent in this thread.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:18 PM
Man you got lucky Breesus. If that was 2001 it would have been hilarious
November 30th, 2011 at 5:18 PM
Craig James can catch a buzz off of a couple of O’Douls
November 30th, 2011 at 5:18 PM
Craig James is Breesus.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:18 PM
Craig James thinks Breesus owes ms621 a high five for setting the table for him.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:19 PM
Congrats all… now I’m gonna go get hit by a car because I waited an extra hour to run and now the sun is setting.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:19 PM
Craig James voted for Ross Perot in ’92.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:19 PM
It’s poetic that ESPN’s most ardent hater would get the milestone regarding ESPN’s second worst employee (seriously, fuck Skip Bayless)…good work everyone
November 30th, 2011 at 5:19 PM
Craig James endorses the Jersey/Heldover ticket
November 30th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
I thought were in this thing until we hit 3,000.
This party’s just getting’ started!
November 30th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
Craig James thinks Joe Morgan is an insightful, entertaining baseball announcer who has a great grasp of advanced baseball stats.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
I thought were in this thing until we hit 3,000.
This party’s just getting’ started!
Don’t know if I got that in me.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
Craig James thinks i lost the 2,000 comment because i had to go back and change 200 to 2,000.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
Craig James shakes his head at a lack of a Craig James joke for the 2,000 comment.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:21 PM
Craig James thinks the League of Nations was an unqualified success
November 30th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
Not even Craig James could stick around for 3000.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
Craig James says “fuck yo couch”, Breesus
November 30th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
Don’t know if I got that in me.
I was on fumes when were in the 1800s, but I picked up my fourth win in the 1900s.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
Sorry guys. I actually am going to be late for an appointment so that we could get to 2,000. I suspect that we’ll be close to 3,000 when I’m back.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
Craig James gets out of his seat from an airplane, then cuts in front of you without asking “ass or crotch”.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
Uh I meant, wind, not win.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
Craig James cannot protect this house.
/All day, baby!
//I like this kinda party!
November 30th, 2011 at 5:24 PM
craig james is absolutely certain BallzDeep will be here imminently to claim that this thread doesn’t count, and that some stupid “during a basketball” thread is still the longest, despite being no better than 4th longest.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:25 PM
Craig James saves his wind for when he passes by the homeless.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:25 PM
I’ll get around to reading all of these at some point. Probably closer to Christmas when work gets really slow.
For now, I’ll issue a golf clap for sheer effort.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:25 PM
Craig James voted for Ross Perot in ’92.
craig james voted for Perot in ’96
November 30th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
Craig James enjoys ESPN’s bracket style tournaments to figure out who was better, the 1923 Notre Dame football team, and the 1988 University of Michigan Rhythmic Gymnastics team.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
Craig James tells (ahem) other old dudes at the American Legion and the VFW that he was awarded the AF Commendation Medal for actions during Operation JUST CAUSE.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:29 PM
Craig James thinks George Bush really did accomplish his mission.
/as a Texas Republican, he probably does
November 30th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
Craig James is campaigning for Perot 2012
November 30th, 2011 at 5:31 PM
Craig James thinks Brownie is still doing a heckuva job
November 30th, 2011 at 5:31 PM
Craig James yells “hi, Jack” whenever he sees Jackson Browne in an airport terminal.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:32 PM
craig james is absolutely certain BallzDeep will be here imminently to claim that this thread doesn’t count, and that some stupid “during a basketball” thread is still the longest, despite being no better than 4th longest.
Craig James is probably right about this one.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
Craig James would like you to read a pamphlet and go to a day long conference with him about possibly buying time together in a condo in Long Beach. Seems like a good deal and you get a waffle iron just for showing up.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
Control F Stats:
Craig James: 2024
ms621: 218
Spencer: 108
Some Random Old Dude 105
WWoS: 61
YYSA: 60
Souvenir City: 57
QueeferSutherland: 53
November 30th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
Craig James just shat his pants when he randomly clicked on Vortex of Negativity’s name with the volume up.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
Craig James thinks you need to suck that gut in and walk upright.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
Craig James will “say ow!” even before Junior Seau hits him.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
St. Bear with 80. My bad.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
Control F Stats:
Craig James: 2024
ms621: 218
Spencer: 108
Some Random Old Dude 105
WWoS: 61
YYSA: 60
Souvenir City: 57
QueeferSutherland: 53
Those are inflated by the amount of times people mentioned my name in a comment.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
They’re not dessert people (well, most of them), I know they should come more prepared for a dessert round, but that shit’s a whole ‘nother language.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
Craig James loves the “Ballad Of The Horse With A Spot On His Forehead”
/sorry PL
November 30th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
Craig James shocked the monkey to life.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
Not by much… searching for “ms621 says:” got 208 hits. A productive few days at work, I imagine?
November 30th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
Even with stat inflation though, methinks its time for me to take a break from this thread.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
Not by much… searching for “ms621 says:” got 208 hits. A productive few days at work, I imagine?
Boss isn’t here.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:41 PM
Craig James is the reason FIFA issues yellow cards for diving in the box.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:42 PM
I gotta be up there I would think.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:42 PM
Craig James thinks No No Nanette was the greatest play of all time
November 30th, 2011 at 5:42 PM
Craig James backs up his church choir on air guitar.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
Craig James backs up his church choir on air bass.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:44 PM
Craig James likes to pump up Roberto Luongo’s tires
November 30th, 2011 at 5:44 PM
Craig James thinks MS621 better take a break and cash his unemployment check before the liquor store closes.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
Craig James eats his fruit by the yard.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
Craig James is more impressed than I am at the whole control F thing.
/#28
November 30th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
Luke, Luke, Craig James is your father…..
November 30th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
I got 85 and I didn’t even join this thread till this morning.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:48 PM
Mine comes direct deposit, great country America!
(And before taxpayers get angry at me just know that today I had one tab open to job search sites and one to Craig James, I need the balance)
November 30th, 2011 at 5:55 PM
Why Always Craig James?
November 30th, 2011 at 5:56 PM
Craig James farts in Butters general direction.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:57 PM
Craig James is shocked Keith Richards outlived Michael Jackson.
/so am I
November 30th, 2011 at 5:58 PM
Craig James thinks YYSA smokes the weak shit
November 30th, 2011 at 5:58 PM
Craig James likes it when Penny comes from across the hall to sing “Soft Kitty” to him.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:59 PM
Craig James moderated the comment that took Breesus’ accomplishment away.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:59 PM
I hated Craig James before it became fashionable, goes back to ’98 here
November 30th, 2011 at 5:59 PM
Craig James thinks Atlanta is a great professional sports town.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:00 PM
Craig James is pissed there now is actually a Craig James joke for comment 2000.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:01 PM
Craig James just hired another PR firm to get St. Bear the playing time that he clearly deserves.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:01 PM
Craig James likes to crack up his peckerwood friends by shouting “I’m Craig James, bitch” in his best Dave Chappelle manner.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:01 PM
Craig James suffers from low T…
November 30th, 2011 at 6:03 PM
Craig James shot Bambi’s mother.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Craig James wears a Billy Ray Cyrus-style mullet on casual Fridays.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Craig James things that his sports blog comments are very important.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Craig James likes the remakes of “Do They Know It’s Christmas” and “We Are the World” better than the originals.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Craig James hates it when old-timers say, “You sure looked handsomer when you played The Man from Texas.”
November 30th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Craig James wants Nada to look at comment 1098
November 30th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Craig James is not laughing at Breesus.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Craig James bankrolled the Bad Newz Kennels.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:09 PM
Craig James always cries at the end of the movie “The Last American Virgin”.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:10 PM
Craig James celebrates Nickelback’s entire collection.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:11 PM
Craig James hangs out at schoolyards this time of year and tells kids that Santa Claus isn’t real.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:11 PM
Craig James knows what you did last summer, but forgot what you did last fall, and doesn’t give a shit what you’re doing this winter.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:13 PM
Craig James has thwarted the USMNT ability to develop world class midfielders.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:13 PM
Craig James steals Jim Gaffigan’s material to use at cocktail parties.
/Fruit, good
//Cake, great
///Fruitcake, nasty crap
November 30th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
Craig James thinks the best way to thank a women is to give her a firm pat on the backside.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
Craig James don’t have your product, and he don’t have your money.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:18 PM
Craig James thinks the Grinch got a bad wrap.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:19 PM
Craig James will pray the gay away with Marcus Bachmann
November 30th, 2011 at 6:22 PM
Craig James wakes up to Tubthumping.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:23 PM
Craig James tells his wife she must have gotten the herpes from the tractor seat.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:23 PM
Craig James celebrates Christmas by reading his year-by-year football stats to his family before dinner.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:25 PM
Craig James clicks his pen while you’re talking to him.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:27 PM
Craig James and Sepp Blatter are BFF.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:27 PM
Craig James is trying to get his wifo on one of the Real Housewives shows because he wants more air time
November 30th, 2011 at 6:33 PM
When Craig James is introduced to your wife, he uncomfortably hugs her really tightly, and his hand just barely slides down the small of her back to the top of her ass.
He stares at you the entire time.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:38 PM
Craig James thinks ms621 is black.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:38 PM
After Craig James plays perfection at your party, one piece is missing.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:40 PM
Craig James would never carve the Roast Beast.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:44 PM
Craig James ranks Jimi Hendrix 24th on his all time guitarists list
November 30th, 2011 at 6:46 PM
Craig James doesn’t really think that this thread is going to die tonight.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:50 PM
Craig James just jizzed his pants upon hearing Hanson is coming out with a beer called MMMhop.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:53 PM
Craig James really wants to find Manbearpig, and he is super cereal about it.
November 30th, 2011 at 6:54 PM
Craig James thought Matrix Revolutions was the best of the Matrix trilogy
November 30th, 2011 at 6:57 PM
Craig James thinks the way Lou Holts slurs his words is cute.
November 30th, 2011 at 7:03 PM
Craig James has passion in his pants and he ain’t afraid to show it.
November 30th, 2011 at 7:05 PM
Craig James always throws out the baby with the bath water.
November 30th, 2011 at 7:08 PM
Craig James voted for Shakespeare In Love instead of Saving Private Ryan at the 1998 Academy Awards
November 30th, 2011 at 7:11 PM
Craig James really believes Bobby Valentine invented the wrap
November 30th, 2011 at 7:15 PM
Craig James would walk 500 miles, but would not walk 500 more. He does not want to be the man who walked a thousand miles.
November 30th, 2011 at 7:15 PM
Craig James thinks Jimmy V was a little whiny bitch.
November 30th, 2011 at 7:19 PM
Craig James thinks Brownie is doing a heck of a job.
November 30th, 2011 at 7:23 PM
Craig James thinks Brooke Hundley is a babe
November 30th, 2011 at 7:25 PM
Craig James refers to everything as “Epic, brah.”
November 30th, 2011 at 7:38 PM
Craig James can’t tell the difference between Digiourno and delivery pizza.
November 30th, 2011 at 7:40 PM
Craig James will unpause your hockey game just make little Wayne’s head bleed
November 30th, 2011 at 7:45 PM
Craig James thinks Fatheads are brilliant, and tells everybody that he thought up the idea.
November 30th, 2011 at 7:49 PM
Craig James wonders why fantasy sports don’t involve lingerie. Or chaps.
November 30th, 2011 at 7:51 PM
Craig James wants PhillyMantis to look at comment 2039
November 30th, 2011 at 7:53 PM
Craig James tried to copyright “Threepeat” before Pat Riley
November 30th, 2011 at 7:55 PM
Oh, no. This thread definitely counts. Thought it does deserve some kind of asterisk. And it’s been a while since I’ve been called BallzDeep.
November 30th, 2011 at 8:02 PM
Craig James suggested KISS play without wearing makeup.
November 30th, 2011 at 8:03 PM
Craig James is the man behind blue eyes.
November 30th, 2011 at 8:05 PM
Craig James wants vortex of negativity to know that you can link comments by clicking on the date.
/anyone else over 200 comments in this bad boy yet?
November 30th, 2011 at 8:06 PM
Craig James thinks Edgerrin James was a 2nd rate running back as far as James’ go….
November 30th, 2011 at 8:08 PM
They’re probably sick of all this. Especially considering an average of 1 out of 10 comments are probably actually getting read.
November 30th, 2011 at 8:16 PM
Craig James is disturbed that this thread has become less about him and more about the commentators.
November 30th, 2011 at 8:17 PM
Ballz, I’m calling you Negative Nancy from now on.
November 30th, 2011 at 8:18 PM
i hate KISS.
November 30th, 2011 at 8:22 PM
Craig James rescues pets from animal shelters and brings them home to surprise his kids.
The next day, he makes the whole family drive out to a different shelter to give the pet up.
November 30th, 2011 at 8:22 PM
Craig James knows that everything is about him St. Bear.
November 30th, 2011 at 8:22 PM
Craig James is pretty sure you can’t call it rape if the girl doesn’t cry
November 30th, 2011 at 8:23 PM
Sorry. Have your fun. I’ll probably come back every now and then and have a good chortle at some of these. BUT, The Game 7 thread did get over 1.400 comments during the actual game. Not over 2 days.
November 30th, 2011 at 8:26 PM
Craig James things the most recent world cup voting was on the up and up
November 30th, 2011 at 8:29 PM
Craig James’ Google alerts are inflating his already overblown sense of relevance.
/Way late to the party, but holy shit, this is awesome
November 30th, 2011 at 8:38 PM
craig james stares way too long at the purple teletubby when flipping channels.
November 30th, 2011 at 8:39 PM
BUT, The Game 7 thread did get over 1.400 comments during the actual game.
no it didn’t. It went on for hours after, just like this. And 2/3rds of the comments were drivel in that one too. Except mine, those were genius.
November 30th, 2011 at 8:40 PM
craig james enjoys giving himself the heimlich maneuver, even when he isn’t choking.
November 30th, 2011 at 8:43 PM
Craig James thinks Ballz needs to go deep
November 30th, 2011 at 8:43 PM
craig james invented an alter ego for himself, and gave it the moniker Jaig Crames. Jaig Crames’s trademark is that he’s even douchier than Craig James.
November 30th, 2011 at 8:44 PM
when the moon hit Craig James’s eye, like a big pizza pie, he remains a dickwad.
November 30th, 2011 at 8:47 PM
Craig James thanks Vortex for pointing that out. Damn.
Craig James will make some pancakes for you and your flukies after beating your ass as basketball.
November 30th, 2011 at 8:51 PM
Vortex of Negativity recognizes the great insight and wisdom of PhillyMantis. Craig James is confused
November 30th, 2011 at 8:55 PM
Craig James thinks Randy Edsall is a fine coach
November 30th, 2011 at 8:56 PM
Craig James drapes mistletoe from his belt and hangs out with midgets for the holidays.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:04 PM
Commenting on the rioters afterwards still counts as the game.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:05 PM
Craig James thinks you’re not gonna shit right for a week.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:06 PM
Craig James makes his wife wear a Craig James mask during sex.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:11 PM
Craig read “Christmas Carol”, and can’t believe that Ebenezer Scrooge let that whiny bitch Bob Cratchit off so easily. Around the James’ house, children are expected to do extra chores on holidays.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:13 PM
Craig James favorite Mad Men character is Paul Kinsey.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:18 PM
Craig James’ favorite Entourage character was Eric Murphy.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:19 PM
Craig James favorite A-Team character was the van.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:21 PM
Craig James finds Pierre McGuire sexual attractive.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:23 PM
Craig James voted for Shakespeare In Love instead of Saving Private Ryan at the 1998 Academy Awards
It would be more offensive if Craig James voted for Gump over Pulp in 1994 or English Patient over Fargo in 1996. In which case Craig James is Mike Medved and deserves to die in a fire.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:25 PM
Craig James turns on Dancing With the Stars in order to rub one out to Chaz Bono.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:25 PM
Craig James thinks you’re not gonna shit right for a week.
Are you sayin’ there’s something wrong with my fuckstick?
November 30th, 2011 at 9:25 PM
Craig James wants his self given nickname of “C-Bone” inscribed on his tombstone when he dies and Motley Crue’s “Girls Girls Girls” played at his funeral.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:27 PM
Or Dances with Wolves over Goodfellas, but we could go all day with this. I just picked one example.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:28 PM
Even a busted watch is right twice a day.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:30 PM
Or Gladiator over Traffic. Gump over Pulp Fiction/Shawshank is forgivable. But still wrong. Shakespeare in Love deserved to win.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:35 PM
Craig James was the guy in Teen Wolf who took his dick out at the end of the basketball game.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:36 PM
Craig James prefers the Devil’s Threesome.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:37 PM
Craig James reads this commenting thread and is reminded of a poem he wrote once while in the drunk tank called “Ow, Stop Thrusting So Hard.”
November 30th, 2011 at 9:38 PM
Craig James thought this was funny when it was on ESPN.COM about Tebow
November 30th, 2011 at 9:40 PM
Craig James buys the game Clue, so he can have one…
November 30th, 2011 at 9:41 PM
Craig James thinks I should have pulled out earlier this evening.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:41 PM
Craig James has a huge boner from all of the mentions of him in this thread
November 30th, 2011 at 9:41 PM
Craig James reads the comments at ESPN.com
November 30th, 2011 at 9:44 PM
Craig James still thinks someone needs to print this out and send it to him.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:45 PM
Craig James works as a consultant for the customer service department at Time Warner.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:45 PM
Rick Perry thinks Craig James is a really smart fella.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:47 PM
Craig James masturbates to printed out still photos.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:48 PM
Craig James is the inspiration for Steve Polychronopolous.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:49 PM
Craig James is still on the Edge network.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:50 PM
Craig James does not think these are the droids you are looking for
November 30th, 2011 at 9:50 PM
craig james watched Alien Autopsy, and after it was over told several people he would have done a better job on the autopsy. He told several others he was a more worthy specimen for study than a dumb alien.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:51 PM
craig james reckons he’s never been happier than the moment he was conceived
November 30th, 2011 at 9:51 PM
Craig James wears non prescription glasses to look smart
November 30th, 2011 at 9:51 PM
Craig James says that Dick Vitale does not smell like piss
November 30th, 2011 at 9:52 PM
Craig James’ son has just committed to Washington State.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:53 PM
Gump over Pulp Fiction/Shawshank is forgivable. But still wrong.
If you weren’t around then, I really can’t describe the Stephen King fatigue that existed in the world. Everybody was sick of Stephen King. So many movies got made, like one every six months.
And believe it or not, Gump was a special effects masterpiece, at the time.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:54 PM
Craig James wears prescription glasses to look smart.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:55 PM
last christmas, Craig James got a book on knot making. This christmas, he plans to give nothing but knotted rope as gifts.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:56 PM
craig james can only make 2 kinds of balloon animal. A worm, and a snake.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:56 PM
Craig James wears prescription glasses to look smart.
/ms621′d
November 30th, 2011 at 9:58 PM
Craig James makes his wife wear a Craig James mask during sex.
worse yet, he makes her wear that over the bag he already makes her wear.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:02 PM
Craig James wears prescription glasses to look smart.
/ms621′d
//sportsgal’d
November 30th, 2011 at 10:04 PM
Craig James still thinks the Starland Vocal Band deserved the best new artist Grammy over Elvis Costello.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:07 PM
You know damn well I was considering I vividly remember Super Bowls from 1989.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:10 PM
Craig James still routinely puts this in his emails…not because he understands it but because he really loves the song
November 30th, 2011 at 10:11 PM
Craig James thinks Linda Lovelace was a secret informant for Watergate
November 30th, 2011 at 10:13 PM
Craig James routinely writes e-mails to the EICs of the various sports blogs he visits with tips on what he would write about.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:14 PM
Craig James wants to buy the Laurie Fine sex tape.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:15 PM
Craig James routinely writes emails to this blog suggesting how completely awesome Mark Sanchez is.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:15 PM
Craig James canceled Party Down.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:16 PM
Craig James let the dogs out.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:17 PM
Since Edsel was already taken, his parents named him Craig James
November 30th, 2011 at 10:18 PM
Craig James is your daddy
November 30th, 2011 at 10:20 PM
Craig James got a weather balloon with points…but later realized he could have gotten cooler pictures for free at SPACE.com
November 30th, 2011 at 10:22 PM
Craig James endorses Betamax
November 30th, 2011 at 10:22 PM
Craig James expected the Spanish Inquisition
November 30th, 2011 at 10:23 PM
Craig James had a craving for fried turkey on Thanksgiving, but couldn’t find his large skillet.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:24 PM
Craig James expands his vocabulary by reading Ty Duffy posts
November 30th, 2011 at 10:26 PM
Craig James sang Richard Harris’ “MacArthur Park” at his high school talent show – the long version.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:30 PM
Craig James likes ewoks
November 30th, 2011 at 10:31 PM
Craig James pronounces the name of that town in Saskatchewan “Re-GEE-na”.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:32 PM
Craig James saw Christopher Lee’s ad on Craigslist and responded with a shirtless picture of his own.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:37 PM
craig james wipes boogers on the wall by the urinal
November 30th, 2011 at 10:38 PM
Craig James wonders what a man can do against such reckless hate.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:41 PM
Craig James speeds up when he sees a squirrel running across the street.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:45 PM
Craig James adamantly denied kicking your dog after you caught him in the act.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:45 PM
Craig James wants to remind you that “boneless wings” are nothing more than chicken nuggets, rebranded.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:47 PM
Craig James thought of placing advertising right before the videos you wanted to watch
November 30th, 2011 at 10:49 PM
Craig James looks forward to Frank Caliendo’s impression of Tom Flores.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:52 PM
Craig James yearns for the return of TBLAD.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:58 PM
Craig James is a bizarro snowbird – he takes his Winnebago north for winter.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:58 PM
Craig James invented auto-play videos
November 30th, 2011 at 11:00 PM
Craig James thinks Bad English was a better band than Nirvana.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:03 PM
Craig James can’t jump.
/You either smoke, or you get smoked
November 30th, 2011 at 11:07 PM
Craig James tells people he was raised on the mean streets of Jacksonville Texas.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:14 PM
Craig James encourages you to click the ads.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:18 PM
Craig James drives to your house, plants a flag in the front yard and claims your property for the Republic of Texas. While you are at home.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:30 PM
Craig James doesn’t run out ground balls to the pitcher.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:36 PM
Craig James thinks Wisconsin basketball is too exciting.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:43 PM
Craig James only wipes 3 times after pooping. No more, no less.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:46 PM
Craig James checks out your girlfriend’s cleavage when she bends over to pick something up. And he doesn’t care if you notice.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:53 PM
Craig James has a chronic case of Hoya Paranoia.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:58 PM
Craig James has only one Christmas CD – Santamental, by Steve Lukather.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:59 PM
Craig James yearns for the return of TBLAD.
Craig James has a chronic case of Hoya Paranoia.
SROD has inadvertently, I hope, reduced me to a Craig James impersonator.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:01 AM
Craig James has a kite-eating tree in his front yard.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:03 AM
Craig James’ favorite Star Wars character is Jar Jar Binks.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:07 AM
Stark, I don’t mean harm to you or anyone else. I’m just a restless spirit, easily bored.
Credit it to my head, and not my heart, please.
/Heard a preacher say that once
December 1st, 2011 at 12:08 AM
I don’t take it personal. Let me just say that if Craig James had grown up in suburban Washington in the 80s he would probably write things like this about his sports memories: My favorite baseball team sucked during my childhood (Yankees). My favorite basketball team was awesome (Lakers), so the memories were many. The Jets were mostly awful, and I was too young to really enjoy the 1986 playoff season.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:12 AM
Craig James is all airspeed, no vector.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:20 AM
Craig James convinced Paul McCartney to leave Wings even though he was the most talented member.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:26 AM
I have seen multiple examples of other people repeating other jokes and comments from earlier in the thread but cannot find any example of when I repeated a comment. So in conclusion, fuck you sportsgal you miserable cunt.
Good night all.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:34 AM
I’m pretty sure you’ve said that multiple times in various threads, so looks like she’s right.
/ no idea what spawned that comment, because I care as much about this thread as Craig James cares about fucking small children, or something
December 1st, 2011 at 12:40 AM
Replace all the ‘Craig James’ with ‘Jim Joyce’s’ and you have jokes that stopped being relevant about 8 months ago. But still, GREAT THREAD!
December 1st, 2011 at 12:44 AM
Craig James takes trips to New York, and while he’s there, he naps.
Craig James takes trips to Las Vegas, and keeps detailed and copious notes of his activities and those all off the people around.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:45 AM
Good night all.
another repeat.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:48 AM
Well, our little Sportsgal is taking a rather jarring heel turn lately. Like Pete Carrol with Jim Harbaugh, I don’t know what her deal is.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:50 AM
Craig James brought the cold front to Florida that’s killing my grass tonight.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:52 AM
See, nobody remembers Jim Joyce. But, believe me, it happened. I remember it…..vividly.
December 1st, 2011 at 1:04 AM
I remember Jim Joyce. I don’t really know why you’d remember it vividly though since you’re not a Tigers fan.
December 1st, 2011 at 1:07 AM
It’s an old meme. I claimed to remember Super Bowl 23 vivdly. I was 6 and a half. And while I do remember watching the 49ers beat the Bengals, I may have over-spoke my recollections. Though I do clearly remember learning the word ‘horse-shit’ during that game.
December 1st, 2011 at 1:22 AM
Craig James chugs NyQuil to stay up.
December 1st, 2011 at 2:15 AM
craig james thinks his tv is watching him
December 1st, 2011 at 2:19 AM
Craig James farts right next to you at the store and then walks away so that the hot girl that walks by thinks you are the one who farted.
December 1st, 2011 at 2:20 AM
I need to be in on this thread before it ends – which may be days from now
December 1st, 2011 at 2:26 AM
I think it’ll end when that one guy that always shows up way after a thread has died comments on it. Maybe he already has. I always forget his name. I’ve been told recently and even seen him comment in the last two weeks. But that is when it will be time to re-post the link to Boyz II Men. Until then, Bueller, Craig James would like to remind you in the most prickish way possible that you are not “in on this thread” until you’ve made an honest to god attempt at a Craig James joke
December 1st, 2011 at 6:43 AM
Craig James likes the cars. The cars that go boom.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:04 AM
Craig James sees the music pumpin’ hard like I wish he would.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:18 AM
Craig James was the genius behind the Nyquil pop-up ad
December 1st, 2011 at 7:23 AM
Craig James moonlights as a dog psychologist.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:26 AM
Craig James thinks “Shark Week” deals with billiards hustlers.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:30 AM
Craig James takes his kids to school so early on snow days, they arrive before the delayed reporting decision is made.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:31 AM
Craig James waits until you’ve just poured milk on your cereal before asking you to come outside and help him with something.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:37 AM
Craig James thinks Jerry Reed should have been the Bandit in all three Smokey and the Bandit movies.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:38 AM
Craig James’s favorite member of the original Saturday Night Live crew was Larraine Newman.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:14 AM
So in conclusion, fuck you Craig James you miserable cunt.
/corrected?
December 1st, 2011 at 8:18 AM
Craig James pulls out from a complete stop in the left lane to cut you off in the right lane at a red light. Just so he can be the first car at the light, while also keeping you and the next 10 cars behind you from turning right on red.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:22 AM
Craig James secretly wanted nothing to do with 5 dead hookers but he had to quell rumors of a paraphilia involving fish
December 1st, 2011 at 8:24 AM
Craig James invented the popped collar look inadvertently while attempting to look emo
December 1st, 2011 at 8:29 AM
Craig James has a sexual dysfunction named after him:
Craig-James-o-sexual:
People through their awful personalities or homeliness who make a conscious decision to become bisexual, thereby doubling potential sexual partners yet still remain unfuckable to everyone.
As used in the sentence:
After all the guys rejected Craig James advances as a craig-james-o-sexual the lowest point was when the 5 dead hookers wanted nothing to do with the fugly douchebag bastard
December 1st, 2011 at 8:34 AM
Craig James happily calls Myanmar “Myanmar” and not “Burma.”
December 1st, 2011 at 8:40 AM
Craig James controls the British Crown
Craig James keeps the metric system down
Fuck him!Fuck him!
Craig James leaves Atlantis off the maps
Craig James keeps the Martians under wraps
Fuck him! Fuck him!
Craig James holds back the electric car
Craig James makes Steve Gutenberg a star!
Fuck him! Fuck him!
Craig James robs cavefish of their sight
Craig James rigs every Oscar night
Fuck him! Fuck him!
Fuuuuuuck Hiiiimmmmmmmmmm!
December 1st, 2011 at 8:42 AM
Craig James home-schooled Rae Carruth
December 1st, 2011 at 8:48 AM
craig james is a bitch, a motherfucking bitch. as welcome as a case of rectal itch. his gender he should switch because mike leach makes him twitch because craig james is a motherfucking bitch.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:50 AM
Craig James controls the British Crown
Craig James keeps the metric system down
/Refers soused to comment 1907
/sportsgal
December 1st, 2011 at 8:52 AM
craig james wears a calculator watch.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:54 AM
Craig James has a baby daddy
December 1st, 2011 at 8:55 AM
Craig James will not respect your authoritei.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:56 AM
Motherfuck…
Craig James is Sportsgal’s father
December 1st, 2011 at 9:00 AM
Craig James waits for you to go to the restroom to tell the hot girl that you’re talking to at the bar how great your girlfriend is.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:01 AM
craig james will get nothing and like it.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Craig James is human and he needs to be loved, just like everybody else does
December 1st, 2011 at 9:07 AM
Craig James slows down at yellow lights, then speeds through just as it changes to red, so that the car behind him get stuck at the light.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:10 AM
craig james’ favorite metal band is tesla.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:12 AM
Craig James throws away his bacon grease instead of making gravy with it.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:15 AM
Craig James has never once held the elevator doors. This caused his wife to get stuck on the 20th floor during their honeymoon, but fuck her, Craig James has places to go.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Craig James is making backroom deals to get Spencer’s beard donated to Joe Flacco
December 1st, 2011 at 9:21 AM
+1 mustache twirl
December 1st, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Craig James fills his cup at the soda machine, waits for the foam to dissipate, fills it up to the top, takes a sip, fills it up again all while you’re standing behind him waiting to get ice.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Craig James loves a good gas station hot dog.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Craig James still calls the Civil War the “War of Northern Aggression”
December 1st, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Craig James’s favorite Friend was Gunther.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Craig James sits on a cucumber and makes a pickle.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:25 AM
craig james orders non-fat latte’s but still gets whipped cream.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Craig James always hits Reply All.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:27 AM
Craig James parks at the gas station pump to run in and buy a hot dog.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:27 AM
craig james puts nacho cheese on his gas station hot dog.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:27 AM
Craig James will be right with you as soon as he finishes checking his beeper.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Craig James fails to realize a parsec a unit of distance and not time.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Craig James buys gas station hot dogs for dinner on dates.
/with sportsgal
December 1st, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Craig James was unkind and did not rewind.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Craig James thinks the most talented member of Nirvana was Krist Novaselic.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Craig James stops for gas when his tank is half full.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:31 AM
Craig James farts in elevators right before getting off.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:31 AM
Anyone else get the LivingSocial deal for McDonalds this morning? Thinking it may be time to hit the unsubscribe button on that one.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Craig James gets on an elevator, pushes a button, then thinks about it and pushes a different button, so you have to stop at every floor.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Craig James eats his McDonald’s chicken nuggets dry.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Craig James killed biggie and tupac
December 1st, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Craig James bends your poker cards like an athritic old man.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Craig James approved all of Lucas’ changes to the Star Wars original trilogy for the special and blu-ray editions.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Craig James is free balling and loving every minute of it.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:35 AM
craig james farts in your general direction, you stupid k-nig-ht.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Craig James thinks it’s acceptable to make a manhattan with Candian Club or bourbon.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:37 AM
Craig James has one turn table and two microphones.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:37 AM
Craig James younger brother Ellis was killed in Nakatomi Tower by the terrorist Hans Gruber.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:38 AM
Craig James thinks people making Craig James jokes are just trying to make a name for themselves by commenting on a sports blog
December 1st, 2011 at 9:40 AM
craig…bill craig.
/sign says WM craig
December 1st, 2011 at 9:40 AM
craig james thinks he knows but he has no idea
December 1st, 2011 at 9:42 AM
Craig James parties with Kato Kaelin.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Craig James tries to a call you a loser but uses the wrong hand so the ‘L’ is backwards.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Craig James comments on all of your facebook statuses with something lame.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Craig James likes the smell of his own brand.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:48 AM
I have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for Craig James.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Craig James uses your highlighter on recently-printed pages so it smudges and turns your highlighter black.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Craig James always specifies Red Tassel Vodka with 4 1/2 olives when he orders a martini at gay bars every Tuesday
December 1st, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Craig James brings his own pool cue to the bar.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:54 AM
craig james told GOB he performs magic tricks
December 1st, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Craig James thinks The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich refers to Mark Richt’s impending firing.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Craig James is going to be pissed when Richard Deitsch highlights this comment thread at SI.com.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Craig James thinks talking about his love for Gossip Girls makes him erudite and contrarian
December 1st, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Craig James borrows your pen and uses it to pick his nose, scratch his ass, and finger-blast his secretary before giving it back to you.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:00 AM
Craig James wants Creed and Nickelback to tour together.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:00 AM
Craig James just happens to randomly like all the sports teams which won titles when he was growing up.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:00 AM
Craig James realizes that the gas station hot dogs are 2 for $2, but he still buys one for $1.50
December 1st, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Craig James checked himself, but he still wrecked himself.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Craig James is so jacked up to read more about Barry Zito’s wedding.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Craig James borrows your pen and uses it to finger-blast his secretary
Craig James would like to point out that this is an improper word usage. Pen-blast? Maybe. But a finger-blasting requires the use of a finger.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Craig James borrows your pen and uses it to pick his nose, scratch his ass, and finger-blast his secretary before giving it back to you.
And Craig James secretary looks exactly like Ida Blankenship
December 1st, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Craig James just happens to randomly like all the sports teams which won titles when he was growing up.
Except for in baseball where his local team went from being world champs to being the worst team ever and back to being a contender during the span his childhood. Baseball sucks anyway, right Craig James? I mean the ratings are horrible.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:04 AM
craig james orders his filets well done
December 1st, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Craig James’ secretary has a [makes V with hands] HUGE vagina and he hates fisting, so the pen acts as a sixth finger.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:05 AM
Craig James writes checks for a pack of gum.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:06 AM
craig james prefers to be paid in Trident Layers
December 1st, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Craig James goes tanning and gets his teeth whitened.
/I’m sure this is actually true.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Craig James has never once flushed a toilet after taking a piss.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Craig James has a clause in his contract that prevents him from doing any calisthenics that he feels are unnecessary.
/Lou Brown pees on said contract
December 1st, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Craig James goes after Trent Dilfer’s sloppy seconds.
/nods at the bearded Ohesian
December 1st, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Craig James was the body double for Boy George during Culture Club video shoots.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:12 AM
Craig James then eats the hot dog while driving his PT Cruiser with sticker bullet holes in it while listening to a Smashmouth cd using a discman car kit
/45 second anti-shock bro top of the line
December 1st, 2011 at 10:12 AM
craig james was instrumental in the discontinuation of the PM round-up
December 1st, 2011 at 10:16 AM
Craig James is a charter member of NAMBLA – The North American Man-Boy Love Association.
/I’m sure this is actually true.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:18 AM
Craig James asks to see the 4 leaf clover you just picked, and then quickly puts it in his pocket pretending like there was no clover to begin with.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Craig James molests homeless kittens.
/Not reading 2000 of these to see if it’s a repeat.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Craig James wants to know what happened to all those chimps that we sent into space that came back super intelligent.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Craig James is increasingly doing business in Iran despite sanctions because his political boosters the Koch Brothers said to
/Not reading 2000 of these to see if it’s a repeat.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Craig James has never heard of using CTRL+F to look through a long comment thread to see if his comment is a repeat.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:26 AM
craig james thinks yoga pants should be baggy.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Craig James walks in through the “Out” door.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Craig James thinks Clint Eastwood is a terrible actor.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Craig James thinks it’s okay to double up in one section of a revolving door.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Craig James goes through EZ-Pass at 15 mph.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Craig James wears a raspberry beret when he does this.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:30 AM
The kind you find in a second-hand store?
December 1st, 2011 at 10:30 AM
“Craig James has never heard of using CTRL+F to look through a long comment thread to see if his comment is a repeat.”
Craig James reports this to the EIC of a blog as a personal attack.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Craig James hates all Bill Murray movies
December 1st, 2011 at 10:32 AM
craig james believes he’s the true owner of the nickname “muscles from brussels.”
December 1st, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Craig James encouraged Chevy Chase to make Fletch Lives.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Craig James likes to walk slowly down the sidewalk while talking on his phone.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Craig James is surprised that out of 2392 times his name was written, it was only typo’d once.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Craig James doesn’t drink the Kool Aid…………………………………………………………………………….Because Craig James can’t figure out how they get a quart of water and a big spoon of sugar into those little packets.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Craig James also doesn’t know how to use the ‘quote’ button
December 1st, 2011 at 10:34 AM
Craig James is surprised that out of 2392 times his name was written, it was only typo’d once.
Craig James wants to know who the offending party was so he can slap the shit out of them with a glove.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:37 AM
Craig James lost to Menarky Party is a spelling bee
December 1st, 2011 at 10:37 AM
Craig James downloads his porn from LimeWire.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:38 AM
But Craig James recovered by crushing me in a grammar off
/i was drunk/hungover though
December 1st, 2011 at 10:39 AM
Craig James had sex with Eric Dickerson.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:41 AM
Craig James loosens the wheels on old people’s walkers.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:42 AM
/was better
December 1st, 2011 at 10:42 AM
Craig James started Occupy Wall Street.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:42 AM
Craig James thinks erotic asphyxiation is pouring a bucket of water on the unmarked mass grave of 5 dead hookers
December 1st, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Craig James think that ATL_Badger has loose standards for women.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:45 AM
“Craig James also doesn’t know how to use the ‘quote’ button”
Craig James wrote the internet safety program that my work uses and eliminated all of the editing “buttons” from my browser.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Craig James got The Drinky Crow Show canceled
/Should be Craig James in that soggy unmarked 5 dead hooker grave
December 1st, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Craig James expects a blowjob every night before dinner, but he has never once gone down a girl because, “That’s nasty, yo.”
December 1st, 2011 at 10:50 AM
Craig James is currently lobbying Congress to make commenting on sports blogs during work hours a federal crime
December 1st, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Craig James won’t even apologize, because he’s just too real.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:52 AM
Craig James’ favorite U2 album was Pop, and he doesn’t understand why people think Bono is pretentious.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Craig James thinks his shit doesn’t stink, and asks you to come into the bathroom to prove it.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:54 AM
craig james thinks cats>dogs
December 1st, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Craig James uses the bumpers when he goes bowling.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Craig James is currently lobbying Congress to make commenting on sports blogs during work hours a federal crime
Craig James did this while molesting a congressional page, when he was caught he tried to use the ‘wide stance’ defense
December 1st, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Craig James gave Magic Johnson aids.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:57 AM
Craig James still refers to the middle finger as “whipping the bird.”
December 1st, 2011 at 10:57 AM
When feeling really freaky, Craig James has sex with his clothes off.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:57 AM
Craig James wears his sunglasses at night.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:59 AM
And then tells the women at the bar that he has a 250 average.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:59 AM
craig james told whitlock true blood is better than the wire
December 1st, 2011 at 11:07 AM
Craig James goes to pool halls, calls himself “Fats” and tries to hustle 17 year olds.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:07 AM
Craig James bowls duck pins.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:08 AM
Craig James finishes all his 5k’s on a dead sprint, even though he has yet to break the 35-minute mark.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Craig James loves the ATL_Badger is so above this thread that he “stopped finding that funny about 24 hours ago.”
December 1st, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Craig James thinks a restaurant is the best place to cycle through all his ringtone options.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Craig James syphons gas from the short bus.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:11 AM
craig james bloodlets.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:13 AM
Craig James thinks Coco is all natural
December 1st, 2011 at 11:15 AM
Craig James knows the answer to who framed Roger Rabbit……and Mike Leach.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:17 AM
Craig James is buying everyone Craig James monogrammed Q-ray bracelets for Christmas
December 1st, 2011 at 11:18 AM
which is shortsighted because Craig James rides that bus daily
December 1st, 2011 at 11:19 AM
Craig James flexes and points to himself in the mirror while banging hookers.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:20 AM
craig james wants to know if this is a school for ants?
December 1st, 2011 at 11:22 AM
Craig James calls his arms Anton and Bruno. He calls his dick Caesar.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:24 AM
craig james asks women how much they weigh.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:26 AM
craig james asks women how much they weigh.
When he doesn’t believe what they say, he picks them to measure using his ‘internal scale’.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:27 AM
Picks them up…dammit.
/takes break
December 1st, 2011 at 11:30 AM
craig james figures if you get caught staring at a woman’s chest, what’s the point in stopping?
December 1st, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Craig James is holding a press conference to announce he is not interested in the Penn State coaching vacancy.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:32 AM
Craig James used his kid’s college fund to buy his own replica jerseys.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:36 AM
craig james asks you for your input and then looks at his phone while try and help him understand.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:37 AM
Craig James left Pedro Martinez in too long during the 2003 ALCS.
Unrelated: Craig James did not vote for Pedro.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:39 AM
Craig James tells women that the herpes on his lip is a birthmark.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:43 AM
Craig James thinks he is being totally original when he records a cover of Tiny Dancer using his acoustic guitar and gives it to a girl he secretly likes.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:44 AM
craig james calls them the almond brothers.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:48 AM
Craig James does not want to be Co-workers with Jesse Palmer, he wants to be Co-people.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Craig James thinks Soulshine is a queer song.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Craig James roots for both Ohio State and Michigan. When they play each other, he just hopes they “have a good time.”
December 1st, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Craig James is responsible for the Kardashian weddings. All of them.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:51 AM
Craig James’ calls them Allman Joys.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Craig James pronounces it ‘libary’.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Craig James’ ringtone is Hey Soul Sister.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:00 PM
Craig James didn’t go to class so he doesn’t understand why saying “Asians built the railroads” in a joke is horribly racist.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Craig James completely lost direction in his life when he found out the Miss Cleo is actually from Los Angeles
December 1st, 2011 at 12:06 PM
Craig James thinks David Boston is a good role model.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Craig James pronounces it “at-a-leets.”.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:10 PM
Craig James bought the book ‘Hot Chicks with Douchebags’ and cut and pasted his face over all the hot chick’s faces.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:12 PM
Craig James asks maid what it was like to emigrate to the U.S. from Mexico. His maid is black.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Craig James has hundreds of personal business cards that he hands out to everyone he meets.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Craig James stood next to a burnt down house, with a can full of gas and a hand full of matches, and he was found out.
/SMU boosters bought the homeowners a mansion and the charges were dropped
December 1st, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Craig James changes your homepage to a shemale porn site when you aren’t looking and then asks you to look up a website on your computer when everyone is standing around your cubicle.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Craig James goes to 5 star restaurants and orders chicken fingers.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:41 PM
He then sends a print screen of your internet history to your girlfriend to show her “what a sick fuck you really are.”
December 1st, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Craig James thinks this Craig James guy is totally awesome.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:44 PM
craig james doesn’t say bless you after you sneeze
December 1st, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Craig James tells his cab drivers that he’s deaf.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:48 PM
He then sends a print screen of your internet history to your girlfriend to show her “what a sick fuck you really are.”
+1
December 1st, 2011 at 12:54 PM
craig james thought joe morgan was the best
December 1st, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Craig James doesn’t understand why the director keeps squawking in his ear.
December 1st, 2011 at 1:21 PM
Craig James favourite character in Boogie Nights is Colonel James
December 1st, 2011 at 1:24 PM
Craig James eats the discarded gum he finds on the subway railing.
December 1st, 2011 at 1:24 PM
The first thing Craig James does on an airplane is recline his seat back into your knees.
December 1st, 2011 at 1:26 PM
Craig James throws things at little kids when their mothers aren’t looking.
December 1st, 2011 at 1:33 PM
Craig James listens to his iPod with one ear bud hanging down, and the volume turned up all the way.
December 1st, 2011 at 1:50 PM
Craig James thinks any prospect who went to jail for a violent crime is the feel-good story of the draft, and someone we can all root for.
December 1st, 2011 at 1:57 PM
Craig James thinks the earth is flat
December 1st, 2011 at 1:58 PM
Craig James only had sex with males because he wanted to prove to himself that he is not gay
December 1st, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Craig James spent $25,555 last year bursting into tears to adult webcam girls in private sessions
December 1st, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Craig James nodded in agreement every time Kristi Malzahn “spoke the truth”
http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2011/11/auburn_offensive_coordinator_g.php
December 1st, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Craig James answers every phone call by saying “Hello? Yes this is dog.”
December 1st, 2011 at 2:11 PM
Craig James was the guy in the video 1 guy 1 cup.
/this comment should probably be moderated to avoid people watching it
December 1st, 2011 at 2:20 PM
Craig James endorses the Jersey/Heldover ticket
+2012 to you, good sir.
Craig James dismantles your sweet sofa cushion/pillow fort while you were taking out the garbage.
December 1st, 2011 at 2:20 PM
Craig James finds CBS college football coverage shallow and pedantic.
December 1st, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Craig James writes himself in on every single ballot he has ever filled out.
December 1st, 2011 at 2:26 PM
Craig James is contractually required to wear water-wings at work events if soup is served.
December 1st, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Craig James is not a real analysts but he plays one on TV.
December 1st, 2011 at 2:32 PM
Craig James is melting my fucking brain.
December 1st, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Craig James goes on HBO’s Real Sex and talks about how dirty his ex-girlfriend was in bed right in front of his wife.
December 1st, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Craig James thinks CNN is a phenomenal cable news company and that Wolf Blitzer should have severak Peabody awards.
December 1st, 2011 at 2:41 PM
Afterwards when she won’t speak to him Craig James asks her “What, are you on your fucking rag or something”?
December 1st, 2011 at 2:44 PM
@ms621: Craig James still thinks the Real Sex series is great programming for HBO.
December 1st, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Craig James is faxing Colin Cowherd right now asking for advice on how to shut down TBL.
December 1st, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Craig James makes his wife involuntarily participate in wife swapping.
December 1st, 2011 at 2:56 PM
craig james doesnt eat the sugar left in a bag of empty sour patch kids
December 1st, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Every weekend. But Craig James never lets the other dude fuck his wife. Craig James makes him sit in the corner and whack off while Craig James has a threesome.
December 1st, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Craig James hates that I randomly go to google, type in “Craig James” and then click on the link to this post, just to move it up in the search results.
December 1st, 2011 at 3:07 PM
But he maintains eye contact with the other dude the entire time.
December 1st, 2011 at 3:08 PM
craig james hates that this post is now 3rd in said search results
December 1st, 2011 at 3:11 PM
Craig James doesn’t think we’re going to get to 3,000. He said so while staring at your wife’s ass.
December 1st, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Craig James middle name is ‘Inbred Retard’ which has been a family naming tradition for generations.
December 1st, 2011 at 3:21 PM
Craig James and his campaign managers would be very upset if your linked his name back to this thread to assist with Google search placement.
December 1st, 2011 at 3:23 PM
The only time Craig James did not pee in a pool was during the SMU cesspool of corruption.
December 1st, 2011 at 3:25 PM
Craig James has never seen the point in boob sex. Not even when Craig James Killed Five Hookers.
/It runs in the family
December 1st, 2011 at 3:31 PM
LOLOLOL!!!
December 1st, 2011 at 3:33 PM
craig james puts bottles in the can recycling bin.
December 1st, 2011 at 3:33 PM
After killing those 5 hookers, Craig James he buried each body with a homemade Craig James dildo so they would “always remember their finest hour.”
December 1st, 2011 at 3:35 PM
Craig James does find this picture of my puppy sleeping on a brick cute. Nor does he find any pictures of anything but himself worth looking at.
December 1st, 2011 at 3:36 PM
gaw, that’s a cute puppy.
December 1st, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Craig James texts under the name bennent and someone made a blog out of it here.
December 1st, 2011 at 3:42 PM
craig james asked kyle if he should eat the cuttlefish and asparagus or vanilla paste.
December 1st, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Craig James prints and laminates every ESPN Rick Reilly article even though it’s beyond his reading comprehension.
December 1st, 2011 at 3:52 PM
like craig james would keep this thread going in his twenty five hundred dollar suit…CMON.
December 1st, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Craig James is Not a Valtrex Fan.
December 1st, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Craig James is Not a Monogomy Fan.
December 1st, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Craig James killing five hookers was thought by him as moral as the hookers were eating the locals crops.
/Godaddy’d
December 1st, 2011 at 3:55 PM
This can’t possibly be real. Can it?
December 1st, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Craig James puts it in a girl’s ass without lubing up or asking permission first.
December 1st, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Craig James is Not a Background Check Fan.
December 1st, 2011 at 3:59 PM
craig james thinks “it puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again” is a masturbation tip.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Craig James shaved his pubes and got a tattoo of a palm tree with the words “Welcome to Paradise, Bro.”
December 1st, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Craig James sucks at his job
/I’ve run out of wit
December 1st, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Craig James favorite movie villian is Bennett from “Commando”.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Craig James has become the victim of his own April Fools Day prank 17 years in a row.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:02 PM
please tell me you’ve seen this.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:03 PM
craig james still believes tritones are the devil’s interval and refuses to let music with a tritone be played on either of his ranches.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:05 PM
craig james calls it a “3 metal.”
December 1st, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Craig James has never sat down to shit.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Craig James can only climax while sniffing Pine Tree scented Yankee Candle.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:06 PM
craig james drafted mike vick number one in fantasy football.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Craig James thought that the Prince of Wales gave his wife the proper amount of attention and that Edward I was a model father figure in Braveheart.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Craig James came up with the nickname Spooky Mulder and passed it around the FBI.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Craig James has a debilitating phobia of the printed word.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Craig James thinks Fireman Ed is the perfect sports fan and wishes he could watch every Jets game with him.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:09 PM
craig james was the commanding officer during the massacre at my lai.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Craig James favorite search engine is Ask Jeeves.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Given a change Craig James would volunteer to be both prison bitch and snitch.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Craig James thinks Deuteronomy is a move that gay men use on each other in bed.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Craig James celebrates black history month every year lobbying to reinstate Jim Crow laws.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Craig James was just “talking” to your girlfriend
December 1st, 2011 at 4:13 PM
craig james didn’t want tom hanks to save private ryan
December 1st, 2011 at 4:14 PM
When Craig James’ daughter was raped, his only comment was “see, I told you not to dress like such a slut.”
December 1st, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Craig James eats all the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms box then gives you the box.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:15 PM
craig james only knows how to make oragami ugly ducks.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Oh. My. God.
/Craig James just filed a lawsuit againts those guys for copyright infringement
December 1st, 2011 at 4:16 PM
this post works so well on Chrome. I dont even bother with IE now
December 1st, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Craig James thinks ‘Litre’ is French for ‘give me my fucking Cola before I break vous fucking lip’
December 1st, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Craig James is a cheese-eating surrender monkey
December 1st, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Craig James consciously drives with his directional signal on for miles.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Craig James likes to hike the ball to Tebow.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Craig James doesn’t want a large farva, he wants a gd liter of cola.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Craig James loved Intern Bill
December 1st, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Craig James screensaver is the video of Rodney King being beaten.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:20 PM
If a girl doesn’t have at least 3 priors, Craig James won’t talk to her because she’s not “interesting” enough.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Craig James started the rumor that the sisters of Tri Delta have to answer the phone by saying “Thank you for calling Delta Delta Delta, can I help ya help ya help ya?”
December 1st, 2011 at 4:20 PM
craig james has scientific proof that bears don’t shit in the woods.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:21 PM
holy shit soused that was fucked. even Craig James thinks so.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:21 PM
Craig James gave porn to Amish kids who have no DVD player.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:22 PM
craig james vs. lamda lamda lamda was a pivotal moment for facial equality in fraternities and is directly responsible for revenge of the nerds.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Craig James has a dime bag, but he doesn’t tell anyone about it because it’s “only for emergencies”.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:23 PM
craig james puts mentos in gatorade and wonders why it doesn’t explode.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Craig James think Kevin Meaney is hilarious.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Craig James does not subsist off the blood of hookers, he just likes it.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Craig James goes through a stick of antiperspirant a week.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Craig James invites you over at 4 am to smoke a blunt, but once you get there he asks you to throw down five bucks.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:26 PM
craig james named his mustang the pony express
December 1st, 2011 at 4:27 PM
craig james runs a “scared straight” charity…only it’s for gay teenagers.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Craig James ain’t paying 50 cents for no coke.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Craig James sticks his neck out for nobody.
/Casablanca’d
//signaling for the LOOGY out of the ‘pen
December 1st, 2011 at 4:28 PM
craig james organizes an annual “3k racist for the cure.”
December 1st, 2011 at 4:28 PM
facial equality
Craig James is a big fan of facial equality. He’ll jizz on any face at any time so long as it’s a chicks or at least a dude who looks like a chick.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Craig James doesn’t always pay for sex, but when he does it usually ends with a shovel and a jars of lye.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:30 PM
craig james bought a hadron supercollider on a lark.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Craig James got the win in relief without retiring a single batter.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:31 PM
craig james started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:31 PM
Oklahoma beat Kansas State by 41 points in Manhattan!! How could you rank the loser 9 spots ahead?!?!
/Try to stay on topic guys
December 1st, 2011 at 4:32 PM
When Craig James walks through a crowd, he puts his arms above his head and screams, “Big Daddy Pimp, coming through!”
December 1st, 2011 at 4:32 PM
craig james bought a hadron supercollider on a lark.
Craig James killed the Super Collider project near Waxahachie. The fucker.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:32 PM
craig james is the 2nd most exciting player in college football in the last 30 years, one spot ahead of denard robinson.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:33 PM
craig james wants 30 packets of ketchup.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:34 PM
craig james thinks luke was cooler than han
December 1st, 2011 at 4:34 PM
Craig James trades outs for bases in slow-pitch.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:34 PM
craig james was banned from covering the masters because he said the greens were so fast it was “like they were waxahachie.”
December 1st, 2011 at 4:35 PM
craig james prefers jesse’s meth.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:37 PM
craig james loved going to D.A.R.E.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Craig James only carries $2 bills.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Craig James doesn’t like to wear underwear under his jeans, because the scratching makes him feel alive.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Craig James eats all the shrimp out of your shrimp fried rice, then puts the remains back in the microwave.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Craig James uses his 1985 AFC Championship ring as a cockring.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:39 PM
craig james goes to red lobster and doesn’t eat the cheddar bay biscuits.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Craig James thinks the battle of the Alamo was time he beat up all the males studying theatre at SMU.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Craig James goes to Olive Garden and demands to know where the garden is.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:41 PM
craig james liked ryan leaf more than peyton manning
December 1st, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Craig James killed 5 hookers because he wanted to do hood rat things with his friends.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:41 PM
On roller coasters, Craig James intentionally vomits during the vertical loops just to see how many fellow passengers he can hit.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Craig James is lead singer for a Restless Heart cover band in Altus, Oklahoma.
/OT – there is a Vince Gill “Backstory” on GAC at present. Amy Grant is soooo gorgeous.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Craig James did have a Plaxico Burress night club moment, except it was a shotgun and he was wearing assless chaps
December 1st, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Craig James shaves his arms.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:45 PM
When Craig James busted his wife trying to hang herself, he thought she was trying out that new auto-erotic asphyxiation thing, so he whipped out his dick and stuck it right in her ass.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Craig James sees a door marked ‘Private’ asks “Hey do you think a Pirate lives in there?”
December 1st, 2011 at 4:47 PM
craig james voted for mcgovern
December 1st, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Craig James thinks Uday Hussein was a good’ol boy and boys will be boys.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Craig James liks pro wrestling. His favorite wrestlers are Handsome Jimmy Valiant and Kamala the Ugandan Giant.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Craig James has never successfully inseminated a cow although he has suffered numerous high ankle sprains trying.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Craig James once saw a guy dying in the middle of the street, so he threw him 50 cents in dimes and said “better call 9-1-1.”
December 1st, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Craig James does not pull up, then pull down.
In fact, he doesn’t even use ass gaskets in public restrooms.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:51 PM
craig james bought two mcdoubles with 200 pennies
December 1st, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Craig James pours one cup of sugar on his Frosted Flakes. No more, no less.
/”likes”
December 1st, 2011 at 4:55 PM
At the race track, Craig James ALWAYS bets on the horse with the biggest dick.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Craig James is godfather to David Duke’s kids.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:56 PM
At the track, Craig James always tells you after the race “I almost bet on that trifecta”.
December 1st, 2011 at 4:57 PM
craig james moonlights as an analrapist
December 1st, 2011 at 5:00 PM
Craig James tracks up the Wal-Mart floor with his muddy boots right after the floor was buffed out.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:00 PM
Craig James thinks Mr. Hands was doing it wrong. You’re supposed to fuck the horse.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Craig James uses stickum on his wife so she can’t get away.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James thinks The Caine Mutiny was a great movie. But he found it difficult to believe that a Mexican could be a lawyer in the Navy.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:04 PM
craig james doesn’t replace the roll after using the last piece of toilet paper
December 1st, 2011 at 5:08 PM
craig james doesn’t replace the roll after using the last piece of toilet paper
when someone puts craig james in a similar situation, he uses the cardboard role to finish off his dirty bathroom business.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Craig James shits on every new movie that comes out. When asked to provide examples of movies he actually likes he responds “Oh, nothing that you would have heard of”.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:10 PM
craig james proceeds to flush the roll and clog the toilet
December 1st, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Craig James was the inspiration for Matt Damon’s character in the 90′s classic “School Ties”
December 1st, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Craig James watches gangbang porn with his friends and then calls each of them a faggot for getting hard when there are so many dicks on the screen.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Craig James smokes cigarretes while he fills his gas tank.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:13 PM
Craig James thinks that The Searchers was a pointless movie. They just should have let the indians rape and kill the white girl.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:14 PM
Craig James farts on airplanes
December 1st, 2011 at 5:16 PM
Craig James supported Operation: Get Behind the Darkies
December 1st, 2011 at 5:18 PM
Craig James thinks insider trading is beneficial to the worldwide equity markets
December 1st, 2011 at 5:20 PM
Craig James also has “the moves like jagger” and he tries them on your girlfriend
December 1st, 2011 at 5:22 PM
Craig James hangs a Van Gogh print and a Pollock print in his office and tries to pass them off as originals. He then starts wearing tweed jackets with leather patches on the elbows and starts pronouncing it “eye-ther” and “nye-ther”.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:22 PM
Craig James thinks Michael Irvin’s and Merril Hodge’s giant tie knots are edgy and cool
December 1st, 2011 at 5:23 PM
craig james favorite columnist is rick reilly
December 1st, 2011 at 5:27 PM
Craig James owns The Jerk Store
December 1st, 2011 at 5:27 PM
Craig James puts the local police charity’s sticker on his car so that he doesn’t get tickets. He only gives the minimum amount required to get a new sticker each year.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:28 PM
Craig James bottles his own smug and gives it as birthday and Christmas presents.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:29 PM
craig james told the flamer to burn the banana stand
/RIP patrice
December 1st, 2011 at 5:33 PM
Craig James puts a Sierra Club sticker on his Hummer H2. It’s right next to a sticker picture of Calvin peeing out a forest fire.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:35 PM
craig james was rooting for the soviets in 1980
December 1st, 2011 at 5:44 PM
Craig James used to feather his hair using the saliva of dead children as product.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:46 PM
craig james refers to shit as poop
December 1st, 2011 at 5:47 PM
Craig James firmly believes competitive balance in the NBA is alive and well.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:49 PM
Craig James thinks Rolando McClain acted responsibly.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:51 PM
When off camera Craig James still pops his collar
December 1st, 2011 at 5:52 PM
Craig James thought that Jesse Helms had reasonable positions regarding Civil Rights and the tobacco industry.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:53 PM
craig james puts mayo on his french fries
December 1st, 2011 at 5:56 PM
Craig James only watches reruns of Bewitched that feature the new Darren instead of the old Darren.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:57 PM
Craig James likes to go to Japan and collect used Japanese school girl panties from as many different vending machines as he can.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:58 PM
Craig James has never heard of Kyle Rote or Doak Walker.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:59 PM
Craig James doesn’t brush the snow off his car. In fact, he regularly pulls over to add more snow after it blows off onto the windshield of the car behind him.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:01 PM
Craig James thinks Angry Birds is a Hitchcock sequel.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:01 PM
craig james feeds your dog hershey bars
December 1st, 2011 at 6:01 PM
Craig James is not allowed within 50 yards of a Toys ‘R Us. When you bring this us, he starts muttering under his breath about how “With a neck like that, you’d think a giraffe would have a better gag reflex.”
December 1st, 2011 at 6:03 PM
Craig James believes the USFL would have driven the NFL into a merger if only the Federals hadn’t released him.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:04 PM
Craig James says it’s not called gravy, it’s “poutine”, you fag.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:04 PM
Craig James believes Tony Eason was a better QB than Steve Grogan.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:06 PM
craig james uses instant grits
December 1st, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Craig James plans to run for the U.S. Senate in 2012 as a member of the Troglodyte Party because the Tea Party and the Aryan Nation Party are too liberal for him.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Despite the success of this thread, Craig James insists that the internet is most definitely not winning.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Craig James #1 goal in life is to photobomb as many pictures as possible.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:13 PM
Craig James uses your socks to jerk off into. When you confront him about it he says that it’s your jizz in there, not his.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:14 PM
Craig James grew up in Houston but rooted for the Yankees, Cowboys and Celtics as a kid.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:14 PM
Craig James refers to the person shining his shoes as a “colored boy” even though it’s a 42 year old white man.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:16 PM
Craig James always wears a ‘No fat Chicks’ t-shirt when banging a large hooker shortly before killing her.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:17 PM
Craig James also would have banned ThatsSoTaguchi and then refused to admit that he ever did.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:17 PM
craig james drafted blaine gabbert in the 1st rd of his fantasy draft
December 1st, 2011 at 6:17 PM
Craig James’s 10-second highlight video from the 1986 Super Bowl contains only footage of his five carries for 1 yard.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:17 PM
Craig James reads the last chapter of popular books first and then posts the endings on popular blogs.
*SPOILER ALERT*
Craig James told the world that Harry Potter survived the last book
Craig James refuses to use *SPOILER ALERT* in his posts
December 1st, 2011 at 6:18 PM
Craig James votes 25 times in all the peoples choice awards.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:18 PM
Craig James thinks a child having cancer makes him ‘special needs’.
/may be a repeat
December 1st, 2011 at 6:19 PM
One thing I’m learning from this thread is some of you either are terrible roommates or have had some of the worst roommates ever.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:20 PM
Craig James thinks Adam James should be the #1 overall pick in the NFL Draft
December 1st, 2011 at 6:20 PM
Craig James was the inspiration for Ted McGinley’s character in “Revenge of the Nerds”
December 1st, 2011 at 6:20 PM
Craig James is into Homopedonecrobeastiality which means he likes to have sex with dead male baby animals.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:21 PM
Craig James believes the next NFL commissioner should be Gregg Easterbrook.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:22 PM
Craig James likes to point out that his knee didn’t bend the wrong way when Lawrence Taylor tackled him.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:22 PM
Craig James writes a 3,000 word blog entry but puts it entirely before the jump.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:23 PM
Craig James thinks pitcher wins are the best stat in all of baseball, followed by the Save.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:23 PM
While watching “Married with Children” Craig James repeatedly calls Al Bundy a pussy because Craig James once scored 5 TDs in a high school football game.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:25 PM
when Craig James snuck onto the field disguised as Adam James.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:25 PM
Craig James refuses to go to a piano recital because of the amount of pianists on display.
/read it out loud
December 1st, 2011 at 6:25 PM
Craig James was the inspiration for Ted McGinley
This may be more to the point.
Oh, and Craig James believes Ted McGinley made Happy Days a better show.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:27 PM
Craig James recommends that you start a certain player in your fantasy league that week and then calls you an idiot the following week when that player nets only 4.5 points.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:27 PM
Craig James first attempt at ‘road head’ resulted in vehicular homicide, the hooker was never inside the car.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:29 PM
Craig James knows that hot bartenders and strippers only pretend to like you in order to get bigger tips but Craig James believes that he is the exception
December 1st, 2011 at 6:29 PM
craig james bought a blu-ray player and 50′ LED tv but no HDMI cable
December 1st, 2011 at 6:30 PM
As a gift to his daughter before prom Craig James gave her a corsage made entirely out of wire coat hangers.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:30 PM
Craig James secretly replaced his wife’s engagement ring with cubic zirconium to pawn the diamond and pay of his coke habit.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:32 PM
As a gift to his daughter before prom Craig James gave her a corsage made entirely out of wire coat hangers.
After the prom, when she found out she was pregnant, Craig James made her unwind the corsage and have a “do-it-yourself” abortion.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:32 PM
Craig James laughs at Sarah McLachlan’s humane society commercials
December 1st, 2011 at 6:32 PM
Craig James named his wifi network ‘Kiddie Porn – Top Secret’.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:34 PM
Craig James is the reason that Chewbacca didn’t get a medal at the end of Star Wars.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:34 PM
Craig James’s idea of a nice quiet evening at home is a bottle of Gewürztraminer and a video of Triumph of the Will.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:35 PM
craig james only uses medications that come in suppository form orally. And vice versa.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:35 PM
Craig James is praying to Allah that Mark May doesn’t find this post and tell the nation about it live on ESPN.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:35 PM
Craig James if offended by other countries refusal to speak ‘Merican.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:36 PM
Craig James believes Michael Bay is a master of nuance and characterization.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:36 PM
Craig James thinks Count Mondego is a good friend and that Edmund Dantes should know his place
December 1st, 2011 at 6:37 PM
Lou holtz’s lisp gives Craig James a raging boner
December 1st, 2011 at 6:37 PM
Craig James was never a volunteer for 2nd mile, he did not want to mix pleasure with business.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:37 PM
Craig James believes that Andy Warhol invented Campbell’s soup.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:38 PM
Craig James wants to know why Jesus was playing Edmund Dantes in The Count of Monte Cristo.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:38 PM
Craig James thinks rg3 is like Vince young
December 1st, 2011 at 6:39 PM
craig james eats all your plain cheese pizza
December 1st, 2011 at 6:39 PM
The highlight of Craig James’ day yesterday was when he went to jerk off and found out he had a callous on his hand.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:39 PM
Craig James knows that the cheerleader you’re sitting next to is interested in you, so he tries to bring up the time that you drunkenly passed out and pissed yourself as many times as possible over the course of the night. Then he takes out his phone and tries to sit in between the two of you so that he can show her the pictures.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:39 PM
Craig James thinks Dickie v smells like lilac
December 1st, 2011 at 6:41 PM
Craig James thinks that “She Caught the Katy” is a reference to the Katy Freeway.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:41 PM
Craig James thinks Magglio Merkin was a perfectly reasonable commenter on here and that he should have told people to “STFU!” more often.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:41 PM
Craig James makes race cars out of his poop
December 1st, 2011 at 6:42 PM
Craig James blacked out and pissed all over his roommates pillows.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:42 PM
I don’t know what Marcus Bachman and Craig James do locked in the basement for 24 hours every November 12th and frankly I do not want to know.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:42 PM
Craig James thinks rappers are nothing but musical parasites, while Led Zeppelin wrote the greatest songs ever.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:43 PM
Craig James thinks Rihanna looks like a space beauty
December 1st, 2011 at 6:43 PM
the next time craig james blacked out he took a shit with the lid down
December 1st, 2011 at 6:45 PM
Craig James does not believe in white power, he’s just terrified to see it usurped.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:45 PM
Craig James thinks Magglio Merkin was a perfectly reasonable commenter
Craig James thinks Merkin Muffley was the worst president ever.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:45 PM
Craig James thinks a merkin is a variety of pickle.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:46 PM
Craig James got the bucket of KFC chicken you asked him to get and gave him the money and said he could keep the change. He ate all the skin off the chicken.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:46 PM
Craig James tells people that he understands all of Dennis Miller’s obscure references
December 1st, 2011 at 6:47 PM
Craig James tells everybody that he gets all of Dennis Miller’s obscure references
December 1st, 2011 at 6:48 PM
Craig James believes Michelle Bachmann should adopt “Takin’ Care of Business” as her campaign theme song, and kick that campaign into overdrive.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:48 PM
Craig James thinks all pubes are gross except for his.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:49 PM
Craig James thinks people who double post on accident should burn in hell
December 1st, 2011 at 6:49 PM
Craig James has his wife tell people that he has Tourettes, so he has an excuse to tell other women that he wants to sniff their pussies.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:50 PM
Craig James feels blessed to be a part of existence’s 6000 years and writes on his calender every day “This is the day I will not be left behind”
December 1st, 2011 at 6:50 PM
Craig James tells everybody that he gets all of Dennis Miller’s obscure references
Craig James thinks Dennis Miller and Rush Limbaugh deserve another chance on Monday Night Football.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:51 PM
Craig James invented telemarketing
December 1st, 2011 at 6:51 PM
Craig James is taking his family to Egypt for winter vacation. He plans on starting a Christian Mission while there.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:52 PM
craig james cock-blocks when he realizes he’ll have no one to split the cab with
December 1st, 2011 at 6:53 PM
Craig James sneers at people who have been to Hawaii. He’s been to Richard Branson’s private island and was the one who set the house on fire.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:54 PM
Craig James got the bucket of KFC chicken you asked him to get
Craig James only eats Palestinian chicken. And he wants to fuck Shara like Israel fucks her country.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:54 PM
Craig James devotes most of the off-season writing gibberish bigoted youtube comments as part of his web 2.0 memoir entitled “I didn’t do it, but if I did here’s how I did it 5 times”
December 1st, 2011 at 6:55 PM
Craig James like to quiz his family with homemade Rorschach tests made from his used tissues.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:56 PM
Craig James’s cinematic hero is Richie in “From Dusk Till Dawn.”
December 1st, 2011 at 6:56 PM
Craig James thinks the go-bots are way better than the transformers
December 1st, 2011 at 6:56 PM
Craig James made sure that cumming in a girl’s eye is referred to by everyone as “a Craig James”.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:57 PM
Craig James is actually the Night Stalker. Richard Ramirez is innocent.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:57 PM
All of Craig James’ underwear are thong leopard print.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:57 PM
When Craig James calls up Madonna, he refers to her as “Midge.”
December 1st, 2011 at 6:59 PM
Craig James is actually the Night Stalker
Craig James prefers the remake of The Night Stalker to the original.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:59 PM
Craig James refuses to put his second carry-on under the seat in front of him and doesn’t give a fuck that you now have to check your bag because of it.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:59 PM
Craig James thinks the song “Surfing In the USA” is about standing on a dead hooker being pulled by a pickup truck.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:59 PM
Craig James thinks The Ramones were awesome.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:00 PM
Craig James thinks that Tina Turner was dragging down Ike’s career.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:01 PM
Craig James thinks Red Forman was a pantywaist.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:01 PM
craig james ruined the summer of george
December 1st, 2011 at 7:02 PM
Craig James didn’t want the kids of East Side High to pass the minimum basic skills exam and thought that Crazy Joe Clark should keep his black ass in jail.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:03 PM
Craig James had to cut back his tithing to the Westboro Baptist Church now that a church in Kentucky refuses to perform interracial weddings.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Craig James started a covers band called The Real James Gang and asked Joe Walsh to back him up on rhythm guitar.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Craig James does not believe in abortion, so he killed those hookers before conception.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:07 PM
Craig James created a rhubard-flavored wine cooler and markets it under the label Bottles & James.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:07 PM
Craig James wears his wedding ring and tells women his wife is dead.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:08 PM
craig james used to remind the teacher that they forgot to assign homework
December 1st, 2011 at 7:10 PM
Craig James thinks the only QB worthy of throwing to Adam James is Tim Tebow.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:10 PM
Craig James sometimes poses as a Payless employee, so he can sniff the shoes after women try them on.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:13 PM
Craig James thinks Sidney Crosby isn’t gay. He’s just bi-curious.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:13 PM
Craig James tells people that he can beat Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out but in truth has never gotten past the second fight with Bald Bull and has only fought Tyson because he scribbled 007-373-5963 on the back of his controller way back in 1988.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:14 PM
Craig James’s favorite jazz album is Breathless by Kenny G, and his favorite blues album is Briefcase Full of Blues by the Blues Brothers.
He stopped listening to rock after Limp Bizkit broke up.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:14 PM
craig james pulled the fire alarm at 30 rock yesterday
December 1st, 2011 at 7:15 PM
Craig James did it all for the nookie. He loves drinking hot dog flavored water.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:16 PM
Craig James refers to raping a girl not from Texas as a Lousiana Purchase.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:16 PM
Craig James would always picked the Raiders in Techmo Bowl and would get mad if you pick the Bears or Giants in self defense.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Craig James thinks Lester Young played the banjo in Flatt & Scruggs.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Craig James refers to PB&J as “Black Man’s Steak.”
December 1st, 2011 at 7:18 PM
Craig James refers to raping a girl from Texas as a Tuesday night.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:18 PM
Craig James is boycotting Kwanzaa until it gets back to its true Christisan roots.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:20 PM
Craig James doesn’t care if you have your headphones on and just want to be left alone to read on your flight because Craig James wants you to know about all the gash he claimed at SMU.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:20 PM
Craig Young is picking against LSU in the BCS title game because he thinks “them brainiac schools” shouldn’t be playing in NCAA Division I-A.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:22 PM
Craig James answering machine message starts with him saying ‘Hello’ following by 46 minutes of muffled giggling.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:23 PM
Craig James is still waiting for George W. Bush to explain that “strategery” he talked about that one time.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:23 PM
Craig James invented California’s 3 strike rule so that more white kids would get a chance to play running back.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:23 PM
Craig James called the shit poop.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:24 PM
Craig James thinks “The Real Housewives” have real tits.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:24 PM
craig james tips 10 on 100
December 1st, 2011 at 7:24 PM
Craig James enjoyed last night’s episode of Top Chest….I mean, Top Chef.
/I declare Gail Simmons the winner
December 1st, 2011 at 7:25 PM
Craig James thinks corporal punishment should be promoted to major.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:27 PM
Craig James DVR’s The A-List: Dallas
December 1st, 2011 at 7:27 PM
Craig James plays nickel slots in Vegas and yells at the cocktails waitresses when they don’t bring him a new drink every 15 minutes
December 1st, 2011 at 7:28 PM
Craig James thinks Buddy Holly was a hipster douchebag because of those glasses, and his statue in Lubbock should be torn down.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:29 PM
craig james could not pickle the beast
December 1st, 2011 at 7:29 PM
Craig James thinks Denise Richards was totally believable as a nuclear scientist in “The World is not Enough”
December 1st, 2011 at 7:32 PM
Craig James combs his hair with a wagon wheel.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:35 PM
Craig James believes Napoleon Dynamite was a documentary about Idaho, and he bet that Uncle Rico could indeed throw a football over them mountains.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:36 PM
Craig James has a leather wallet with “Rico Sauve” stenciled on it.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:36 PM
Craig James taught Chris Berman the “With Leather” pickup line.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:37 PM
Craig James is still wondering why so many people were allowed to wear Members Only jackets.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:38 PM
Craig James still refers to JoePa as “Joe Paternal.”
December 1st, 2011 at 7:40 PM
Craig James is waiting on the outcome of the USF-West Virginia game before he commits to buying Orange Bowl tickets.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:42 PM
Craig James would like to ride Mike Green’s vespa
December 1st, 2011 at 7:42 PM
Craig James really likes his odds of scoring meth tonight at WVU vs USF
December 1st, 2011 at 7:42 PM
Craig James’ favorite OZ character was Tim McManus.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:45 PM
Craig James was the inspiration for Microsoft’s “Clippy.”
December 1st, 2011 at 7:49 PM
Craig James smokes catnip doobies.
December 1st, 2011 at 7:56 PM
Craig James celebrates the entire Michael Bolton catalog
December 1st, 2011 at 8:01 PM
Craig James thinks Ed Wade is a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:11 PM
Craig James wishes they would just start the damn football game already.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:17 PM
Craig James wishes he had Dana Holgerson’s hair.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:22 PM
Craig James thinks the Olive Garden is fantastic for Italian cuisine.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:22 PM
Craig James thinks Krist Novoselic was the best member of Nirvana.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:24 PM
craig james does not know who loves orange soda
December 1st, 2011 at 8:29 PM
Craig James thinks …
Wait a minute. No, he doesn’t.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:29 PM
Craig James thinks Mike Mayock’s hat is not awesome.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:30 PM
Craig James thinks about stupid sexy Flanders when he needs to get it up for the ol’ ball and chain.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:33 PM
Craig James rooted for the aliens in They Live.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:35 PM
Craig James gets pissed when people ask if he uses Jenny Craig to keep the pounds off since his playing days ended.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:36 PM
Craig James just peeked in to see is this thread is still going. Ha! Caught ya, ya big lug!
December 1st, 2011 at 8:37 PM
Craig James thinks Stratford is better than Katy
December 1st, 2011 at 8:37 PM
Craig James just developed a strange, sudden urge to run out and buy some NyQuill, and he’s not even sick.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:38 PM
Craig James finds Vidor too liberal for his tastes.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:45 PM
Craig James keeps old opera tickets in his pockets at all times so that he can ‘accidentslly’ pull then out when he is ostensibly getting his keys. If no one says anything about them, he loudly informs everyone that he has a season subscription…..by the motherfuckin orchestra.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:50 PM
Craig James has had a Shiner Bock in Shiner, Texas and when he asks you if you ever have and you say ‘no’, he says “well that’s a shame. You have never really had one then.”
December 1st, 2011 at 8:53 PM
Craig James finds The Munsters to be an abomination before God, but he’s OK with The Addams Family.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:55 PM
Craig James doesn’t get why the Roots played “Lyin’ Ass Bitch” when Bachmann came out on Jimmy Fallon.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:56 PM
Craig James likes slime in the ice machine
December 1st, 2011 at 8:57 PM
Craig James wishes the Gallagher brothers would just fuckin’ stop it with the fighting and get back to making that awesome music.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:58 PM
Craig james thinks gabbys is the best bqq
December 1st, 2011 at 8:59 PM
I can tell two of you dudes are from houston
December 1st, 2011 at 8:59 PM
Craig James thinks those NFL “Get on the Bus” commercials never get old.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:59 PM
Craig James wonders why it’s only people from Texas ganging up on him in this thread right now.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:02 PM
Craig James abandoned the Goode Co. when they opened a Rudy’s closer to his house.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:03 PM
Craig James claims to have met Hondo and to have helped him buy Luckenbach. When his friends challenge this story he says “you weren’t there man!”
December 1st, 2011 at 9:04 PM
Craig James drove five hours from Houston to DFW and waited in line for another two hours when they opened an In-N-Out at the airport.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:06 PM
Craig James loves bud adams
December 1st, 2011 at 9:06 PM
Craig James thinks the Pappas brothers are a couple wops who got lucky in the restaurant business.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:06 PM
Craig James watches The Last Picture Show and reminisces about banging his high school coach’s wife.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:07 PM
Craig James watches Yo Gabba Gabba every morning it’s on.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:08 PM
Craig James loves crapping at the madisonville shell on 45
December 1st, 2011 at 9:08 PM
Craig James contends that the drive between San Antonio and El Paso ain’t got nothin’ on the drive between Dallas and Amarillo when it comes to flat and featureless.
In this case, Craig James might be correct.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:08 PM
Craig James thinks Drayton McLane did a great job of running the Astros the last few years.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:10 PM
Craig James goes to Fair Park every year for the Red River Rivalry and poses for pictures in front of Big Tex while aping Big Tex’s pose.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:11 PM
Craig James is pissed he changed his pick to Eagles right before kickoff in his weekly pool.
/actually that’s all me
//Fuck you Eagles
December 1st, 2011 at 9:11 PM
Craig James thinks Annise Parker is only a lesbian because she hasn’t had a chance to be with Craig James.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:11 PM
Craig James drives a hybrid, and smells his own farts
December 1st, 2011 at 9:13 PM
Craig James wants to go home with the armadillo, but not back to Amarillo.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:13 PM
Craig James loves strutting it on montrose, or oak lawn
December 1st, 2011 at 9:15 PM
Craig James thinks Galveston has the prettiest beaches
December 1st, 2011 at 9:17 PM
Craig James says he once spent Christmas with Robert Earl Keen and his family, and nobody got drunk or went to the Quik-Pak for some Marlboro Lights. And the Mexican boyfriend refused to sing “Feliz Navidad,” even though Craig asked him very politely, time and again.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:18 PM
Craig James thinks South Padre Island has the prettiest bitches.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:19 PM
Craig James to a&m
December 1st, 2011 at 9:20 PM
Craig James is calling Mike Sherman right now to recommend a good PR firm.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:21 PM
Craig James was the cameraman for the Mexican Chainsaw Beheading
December 1st, 2011 at 9:21 PM
Craig James thinks the clubs on McKinney are just a bunch of dives, and he only parties at the Ghostbar.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:21 PM
It’s a toss up between 635 and 610 for best road trip stretch
December 1st, 2011 at 9:23 PM
Craig James hates the lit’s at the marquis
December 1st, 2011 at 9:23 PM
Craig James once ran into Dez Bryant at NorthPark and told him to pull them damn pants up.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:26 PM
Craig James hates treasures
December 1st, 2011 at 9:26 PM
Craig James swam across the Rio Grande and singlehandedly drove the satanic human sacrificers out of Matamoros. Now he’s planning to do the same to the cartels.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:28 PM
Craig James still says the Eagles “won the offseason.”
December 1st, 2011 at 9:29 PM
Craig James thinks he’s a much better game analyst than Mike Mayock and it’s not even close.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:31 PM
Craig James Google search history is full of queries like ‘a white guy who looks like craig james getting rammed in the ass by a black guy who looks like Eric Dickerson’
December 1st, 2011 at 9:32 PM
Craig James made the drive from Odessa to Fort Worth in two and a half hours and never saw Smokey Bear the entire time.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:34 PM
Craig James harvests his smegma to smear in the women’s department at Wal Mart. He believes his ‘Faramones’ will drive women to him instead of the usual pay and kill.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:34 PM
Craig James hates single malt scotch with one ice cube
December 1st, 2011 at 9:36 PM
Craig James once drove along Lower Greenville and through Deep Ellum, but he didn’t stop and went back to Highland Park for a sherry nightcap instead.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:36 PM
Craig James likes to indulge in a Smirinov Ice every once in a while.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:37 PM
Craig James has a Calvin pissing sticker on the back of his tahoe
December 1st, 2011 at 9:37 PM
There was one time Craig James paid for sex and did not kill, it’s the largest allowance raise a 6 year old in Texas ever had.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:39 PM
Craig James thinks when Tillman fertitta buys a restaurant, it gets better
December 1st, 2011 at 9:40 PM
Craig James’ go to pickup line: “Hey um, my Dad’s like totally rich we own this dealership, and uh, what sorority are you in?”
December 1st, 2011 at 9:41 PM
Craig James is still looking for the chicken ranch in la grange
December 1st, 2011 at 9:43 PM
Craig James loves the ending to Vanilla Sky
December 1st, 2011 at 9:45 PM
Craig James has every single Goosebumps book on audiotape
December 1st, 2011 at 9:45 PM
craig james thinks the eagles can still make the playoffs
December 1st, 2011 at 9:46 PM
Craig James once went to Ad-Libs to see the Comedians of Comedy, but some fat guy with a beard came out and just noodled on a piano for a while, so he left. But he got to see Maria Bamford in that Target commercial later, so it was okay.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:48 PM
Craig James wants a personalized Panthers shirt with the name “Sir Purr” to go along his personalized “Ray Rave” Ravens jersey.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:48 PM
Craig James doesn’t understand why they executed Sean Penn in Dead Man Walking.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:50 PM
Craig James doesn’t always wear mascara but when he does it usually smears down his cheeks when watching Twilight and cutting himself.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:50 PM
Craig James went to corner bar, bought shots for everyone, then put it on “his” tab and left
December 1st, 2011 at 9:51 PM
Craig James thinks Monster’s Ball is a recruiting video for correctional officers. C’mon, bangin’ Halle Berry and all, even if she is a Negro.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:53 PM
Goddammit, someone already did a Mike Mayock hat joke…Craig James would have ignored it and tried to pretend he came up with the joke first but I have commenting standards
December 1st, 2011 at 9:53 PM
Craig James drove by Jerry Jones’s house last weekend, but for some reason the gate was locked.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:53 PM
Craig James has an entire room overflowing with full spiral notebooks of emo poetry dedicated to his pro football career.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:54 PM
Craig James is looking at his TV right now and thinking that the Big East is totally deserving of that automatic BCS bid.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:57 PM
Craig James enjoys the way his feces squish between his fingers.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:57 PM
Craig James once ran into Earl Campbell in Austin and said, “Skoal, brother.” For some reason, Earl just looked bored.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:58 PM
Eric Dickerson did not shave his head because he was going bald, he shaved his head because Craig James has been collecting and building a life size Dickerson sex doll out of his hair since 1979.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:59 PM
Craig James has a clause written into his ESPN contract that gives him first dibs on announcing Southwest Conference games when the league makes its comeback.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:01 PM
Craig James likes to spit on the seats of the bicycles that are locked up on the street.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:02 PM
Craig James like movies where guys hang dong
December 1st, 2011 at 10:02 PM
The first time Craig James met Eric Dickerson at SMU, he said, “Hey, aren’t you Chuck Muncie?”
December 1st, 2011 at 10:02 PM
Craig James is trying to somehow install corkage fees at all North American dog parks and for that he can go fuck himself.
/probably
December 1st, 2011 at 10:04 PM
Craig James is as smooth as a sandy handjob
December 1st, 2011 at 10:05 PM
Craig James has a provision in his contract that every hotel he stays at provides urine resistant mattress pads.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:07 PM
Craig James has the Community theme song on his Ipod.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:07 PM
Craig James gnaws on his own cumrags
December 1st, 2011 at 10:08 PM
Craig James can only give sandy handjobs as his hands are frequently scratching at his syphilitic sandy vagina.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:10 PM
When Morrissey played at McFarlin last month, Craig James stood in front of the stage the whole time holding up a sign that read “Make Up With Marr!”
December 1st, 2011 at 10:10 PM
In keeping with the handjob theme…
Craig James only likes “indian burn” style handjobs
December 1st, 2011 at 10:11 PM
Craig James favorite Muppet is Scooter
December 1st, 2011 at 10:12 PM
When Craig James wants a sandy handjob, he goes to the Grapevine. When he wants a silky smooth handjob, he goes to the front office in Bristol.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:14 PM
Craig James only got a roster spot on the Washington Federals because of his high motor and enthusiasm for giving handjobs.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:14 PM
Craig James frequently uses a “gimp” outfit
December 1st, 2011 at 10:15 PM
Craig James prefers getting handjobs from a girl who is also giving another man a handjob
December 1st, 2011 at 10:15 PM
craig james thought crash deserved its Oscar
December 1st, 2011 at 10:16 PM
Craig james better not be at my morning jacket at nokia next week
December 1st, 2011 at 10:17 PM
Craig James only got a roster spot on the Washington Federals
Don’t remind me of when I liked him. Keep my beloved Federals out of this
December 1st, 2011 at 10:17 PM
Craig James paid for hookers to hit him, he’ll argue self defense should that unmarked 5 hooker mass grave be discovered.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:19 PM
Craig James understands why players on 4-7 teams celebrate like they won the Super Bowl when they get a first down in a game that they’re losing.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:19 PM
Craig James likes to pluck his pubes one at a time, and he keeps an Excel spreadsheet with all the important stats (length, curliness, color, scent).
December 1st, 2011 at 10:19 PM
Craig James, let’s face it. And I’m not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you’re a cunt. You’re a cunt now, and you’ve always been a cunt. And the only thing that’s going to change is that you’re going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:21 PM
Craig James thinks Vince Young is a “can’t miss” talent
December 1st, 2011 at 10:21 PM
Craig James didn’t know about Mike Sherman being fired until after Mike Sherman found out.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:22 PM
Craig James, let’s face it. And I’m not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you’re a cunt. You’re a cunt now, and you’ve always been a cunt. And the only thing that’s going to change is that you’re going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
/*from the Craig James Wiki page
December 1st, 2011 at 10:23 PM
Craig James wants to get a miniature coach from the Coors Light commercials since the pet store won’t sell him any more hamsters.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:24 PM
Craig James buys sperm guard for all of his couched.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:24 PM
Craig James thinks he can get Rachel Maddow to switch teams.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:26 PM
Craig James this is a college football, not some fucking R. L. fucking Stine novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your ignorance and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:27 PM
Craig James is practicing yoga so he can give himself a blumpkin.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:29 PM
Craig James shaves his taint and his taint only. The rest is his own little nature preserve.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:29 PM
craig james thinks the the seahawks jerseys are super cool
December 1st, 2011 at 10:31 PM
Craig James talked to his lawyer about filing a lawsuit for libel and defamation of character. His lawyer told him it’s not against the law to tell the truth.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:31 PM
Craig James looks at that joke’s excellent results and top ranked laughs and does not rank it funny because he is an ignorant fucktard beholden only to his cuntery.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:32 PM
Craig James! Craig James! Bob Dole! Craig James!
December 1st, 2011 at 10:32 PM
Craig James only plays the Waffle House songs on the juke box
December 1st, 2011 at 10:33 PM
Craig James can only get off if someone bites his foreskin.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:34 PM
Craig James has an SMU cock ring with his number on it.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:34 PM
Craig James would like all the ladies to know that he is in touch with his feminine side. He fingers his butthole daily, and that’s basically the same thing as a vagina.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:35 PM
which is usually through manipulation of a lifeless skull of the remains of one of Craig James’ five dead hookers.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:37 PM
Craig James celebrates Michael Bolton’s entire catalog.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:37 PM
89% percent of Craig James defecation is done in his backyard whilst wearing a Snuggie.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:37 PM
Craig James thinks he can out recruit Urban Meyer.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:38 PM
Craig James thought the breakout star from The Outsiders was going to be C. Thomas Howell.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:39 PM
Craig James’s favorite character on South Park is Craig. In fact, he was named after him.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:39 PM
Craig James can only climax from coprophilia if the excrement is kosher.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:40 PM
Craig James sings Sweet Caroline out of tune and then yells out ‘bup bup bup!’ over the chorus,
December 1st, 2011 at 10:41 PM
Craig James wants to rage against the impoverished.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:41 PM
Craig James AIM name was SmUpImPdOgG69
December 1st, 2011 at 10:41 PM
Craig James is giving the chick in the picture skin care advice. He should have given her hair care advice.
/Nearly 3k?
//You guys are giving 110% for sure
December 1st, 2011 at 10:42 PM
craig james loves him some autoplay ads
December 1st, 2011 at 10:43 PM
Craig James wants to know why they’re gonna be so many Craig James signs at Gameday from now on.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:43 PM
Craig James (wave at the cunt) just tried to Google C. Thomas Howell but like always he just ended up watching himself in 1 man 1 cup again as mentioned in comment 2459 of the definitive online guide to Craig James.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:43 PM
Craig James always does the Wrangler “wave” even though he doesnt own a Wrangler.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:43 PM
Craig James thinks The Office is better now that Steve Carell is gone.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:45 PM
Craig James is blown away by Terra Nova.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:45 PM
Craig James wears a Miss Piggy mask while fucking his wife.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:45 PM
craig james thinks rainn wilson is one fine looking hombre
December 1st, 2011 at 10:45 PM
Craig James comes to TBL for the Promoted Posts
December 1st, 2011 at 10:46 PM
Craig James passes cars going 70 mph on the interstate by driving 70.1 mph.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:46 PM
craig james wears a wife mask while fucking miss piggy
December 1st, 2011 at 10:46 PM
Craig James furiously masturbates and chokes himself every time he thinks about Yo Gabba Gabba
December 1st, 2011 at 10:46 PM
Craig James has always claimed he spoke faster than the micro machines/Federal Express guy
December 1st, 2011 at 10:47 PM
Craig James’ wife is such a textbook example of Stockholm Syndrome they’re going to rename the condition after her.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:48 PM
Craig James has down syndrome. He just doesn’t know it yet.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:48 PM
Craig James last request is for a taxidermist to use his skills on Craig James.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:49 PM
Craig James just finished my last tall boy, you done fucked up now!
December 1st, 2011 at 10:49 PM
Craig James raped the Gideon who was bringing the bible to his hotel room.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:50 PM
Craig James masturbates face down on the bed using no hands
December 1st, 2011 at 10:51 PM
Craig James goes fishing and catches some pan fish. He takes pictures then has someone photoshop trophy fish onto the images. He then sends out email’s bragging about his “catch.”
December 1st, 2011 at 10:51 PM
Craig James does not wish he was a better father to his illegitimate daughter Sportsgal as referenced in comment 2280 in the Definitive Online guide to Craig James.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:52 PM
When Craig James plays the drinking game “Kings” and someone draws a ‘category’ card, it always stops with him regardless of how broad the topic is
December 1st, 2011 at 10:52 PM
Craig James, let’s face it … you’re a cunt. You’re a cunt now, and you’ve always been a cunt.
Craig James considers himself a stand-up guy, and wants you to know you can always cunt on him.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:53 PM
craig james doesn’t believe that curls are for girls
December 1st, 2011 at 10:53 PM
Craig James plays “spin the bottle” with his family.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:54 PM
Craig James went to see Ray Manzarek at the Granada last month and wondered where the fuck Jim Morrison was.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:54 PM
Craig James was the person who pissed all over the floor of your dorm and never admitted to it
December 1st, 2011 at 10:55 PM
Craig James does push-ups from his knees.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:55 PM
Craig James thought Gia Scala looked more fuckable in The Guns of Navarone after she was shot.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:55 PM
If Craig James had a dick this be the time I would tell him to go suck it.
/Betty White’d
December 1st, 2011 at 10:56 PM
Craig James still uses the “yawn and put your arm around the person” move — regardless of who is sitting next to him.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:56 PM
Craig James wants TBL commenters to know that whoever hits 3,000 in this thread will receive a hearty handshake and an autosigned copy of Game Day: A Rollicking Journey to the Heart of College Football.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:56 PM
Craig James pissed on your computer then told you someone else did it.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:56 PM
Craig James is actually Gabe from The Office
December 1st, 2011 at 10:57 PM
Craig James thinks 3000 is bushleague. He wants this to last until 2012.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:58 PM
Craig James has a Nazi fetish
December 1st, 2011 at 10:58 PM
Craig James thinks the painting The Third Of May is about hippies getting what they deserve.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:59 PM
Craig James would be cool with his last name being Craig, or his first name being James.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:59 PM
Craig James confirmed this.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:59 PM
Craig James didn’t smile when I said “see you next Tuesday”
December 1st, 2011 at 10:59 PM
Craig James has down syndrome. He just doesn’t know it yet.
Being a glass-half-full optimist, Craig James prefers to call it Up! syndrome.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:00 PM
Craig James believes the rest of the Patriots let him down in Super Bowl XX
December 1st, 2011 at 11:00 PM
Craig James does push-ups from his knees.
Craig James does a lot of things from his knees.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:00 PM
As Craig James has lost flexibility he employs a breast pump on his needle dick to extract his semen for the purpose of swallowing it.
/did not check to see if this was a duplicate
December 1st, 2011 at 11:00 PM
When he has time off Craig James grows a Hitler mustache
December 1st, 2011 at 11:01 PM
Craig James thinks Mike Penner turned into a woman after he saw Beth Mowins had a cock.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:02 PM
Craig James wants to see Obama’s birth certificate
December 1st, 2011 at 11:02 PM
Craig James thinks 12-21-2012 is a scary palindrome.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:03 PM
Craig James is a romantic though, every Valentines Day he ends up driving past the unmarked grave of the 5 dead hookers he killed.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:03 PM
Craig James wants someone to analyze this feat when completed. Top 5′s, Best/Worst, Repeats, etc.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:03 PM
Craig James wants to see Obama’s birth certificate
Craig James also wants to see Obama’s afterbirth, and then his head on a pike.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:04 PM
Craig James will slap people in public for no reason at all
December 1st, 2011 at 11:04 PM
Craig James believes his cut of the TARP payout was not enough.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:04 PM
Craig James thinks the parable of Jonah is about not paying fat hookers afterwards.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:04 PM
Craig James can sing 99 luftballons in German
December 1st, 2011 at 11:04 PM
Craig James thinks Andy Reid has good job security.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:05 PM
Craig James is more of a bitch than a bitch. He ain’t into hittin’ the pussy or hittin’ the switch.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:05 PM
the 5 dead hookers he killed
If this is true, then Craig James wants everyone to know he would be considered a hero on The Walking Dead.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:06 PM
Craig James doesn’t like the NBA because it is “too urban”
December 1st, 2011 at 11:06 PM
Craig James thinks the word ‘meta’ refers to his buffoonish inner monologue
December 1st, 2011 at 11:06 PM
Craig James uses kittens for slippers.
New pair everyday.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:06 PM
Craig James is too sexy for his cat. So whatchoo think about that?
December 1st, 2011 at 11:06 PM
Craig James comes to your house for the first time in months walks in and says “so I see you haven’t changed anything.”
December 1st, 2011 at 11:06 PM
Craig James thought Man’s Search for Meaning was hilarious.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:07 PM
Craig James thinks the parable of Jonah is about not paying fat hookers afterwards.
hahaha
December 1st, 2011 at 11:08 PM
Craig James still thinks Vince Young is a “can’t miss” talent
December 1st, 2011 at 11:08 PM
Craig James uses his dead pet golden retriever as an ottoman.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:08 PM
Craig James wants you to know that he did not indeed kill five hookers. They are still very much alive, chained up in a closet in his old dorm room.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:08 PM
As part of a family tradition Craig James fucks sheep at cliff edge so they push back harder.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:09 PM
Craig James puts in a buttplug every night as he falls asleep because it “comforts” him
December 1st, 2011 at 11:09 PM
Craig James wants to sign Vince Young for his new Texas Football League because he knows succession is imminent.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:10 PM
Craig James thinks the song “Tears From A Rose” is about beating a refund out of a hooker.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:10 PM
Craig James is going to be pissed if his fellow SMU alum doesn’t get #3,000
December 1st, 2011 at 11:11 PM
Craig James doesn’t shower. He dips himself in a vat of Axe body spray and then uses margarine to comb his hair.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:11 PM
Craig James lovingly refers to his college buddies as “The Pussy Posse” — though all of them were gay, with each other.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:12 PM
Craig James thinks the 50-year storm will be in Peru, not Bells Beach
December 1st, 2011 at 11:12 PM
Craig James is a fagheaded jackass
December 1st, 2011 at 11:12 PM
Craig James cranks it to Sister Wives
December 1st, 2011 at 11:12 PM
Craig James has a bidet in his bedroom bathroom so his wife can clean up after sex and have a drink.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:12 PM
Craig James has a Panic Room.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:12 PM
Craig James preferred the Dukes of Hazzard when they had Coy and Vance.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:12 PM
Texans for a Better America is very pleased to report that “craig james killed 5 hookers” pops up second when you type “Craig James” into Google. Let’s get those campaign contributions flowing in!
December 1st, 2011 at 11:13 PM
Craig James still says “cha-cha-cha” during the Happy Birthday song
December 1st, 2011 at 11:13 PM
Craig James was a stuntman in Big Wednesday
December 1st, 2011 at 11:13 PM
Through constant discipline and extreme yoga practices Craig James in only 6 inches away from being able to auto-fellate his micro-penis
/Everytime he hears ‘Everything is bigger in Texas’ he dies a little
//He has not heard the phrase enough
December 1st, 2011 at 11:14 PM
Craig James migg-Es lou holtz
December 1st, 2011 at 11:14 PM
Craig James ran Danny out of the T-Birds
December 1st, 2011 at 11:14 PM
Craig James thinks Christian Bales best movie is “Newsies”.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:15 PM
Craig James drives a Fiat
December 1st, 2011 at 11:15 PM
Craig James thinks that Bret Baier is into pegging and he’s happy about that.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:15 PM
Craig James loves free-style unicycle.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:15 PM
Craig James once had anal sex with a sleeping child without lube without waking them. It was around this time he started understanding why the guys in the showers pointed at his genitals and laughed.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:16 PM
Craig James pegged Shepherd Smith.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:16 PM
Craig James’ testicles are above his penis
December 1st, 2011 at 11:16 PM
Craig James believes Denard Robinson will break all of Warren Moon’s records
December 1st, 2011 at 11:16 PM
Craig James finally to see The Tree of Life, but he still considers Badlands to be Terry Malick’s funniest comedy.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:16 PM
Craig James loved that J-Lo commercial.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:16 PM
Craig James thinks Roberto Clemente is a pussy
December 1st, 2011 at 11:17 PM
Craig James!
December 1st, 2011 at 11:17 PM
Craig James power animal is a purple unicorn with the face of Eric Dickerson
December 1st, 2011 at 11:17 PM
I did it!!!!HAHAHAA
December 1st, 2011 at 11:17 PM
Craig James thinks Bill Clinton should sell his pheromones to him. He’d love some Jennifer flowers pussy.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:18 PM
Craig James is about to post to this thread as ‘First!’
December 1st, 2011 at 11:18 PM
Craig James migg Es himself
December 1st, 2011 at 11:18 PM
Craig James we can all relax our sphincters now. It’s all over.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:18 PM
Craig James HATES tittays
December 1st, 2011 at 11:19 PM
Craig James is … captain_spaulding!
December 1st, 2011 at 11:20 PM
Well this was a godamn success
December 1st, 2011 at 11:20 PM
Well we did it guys.
/offers handshake to everyone
December 1st, 2011 at 11:20 PM
This thread will never get old to me. I cant access it at work b\c it slows my computer down, but keep on trucking. 4000 target is Sat Am. Good night.
Craig James solicits black transgendered prostitutes while wearing blackface and a nurses outfit.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:21 PM
Craig James murdered Li’l Sebastian.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:21 PM
Craig James Camero has an 8 track and one tape-Cheap Trick Live at Budokon
December 1st, 2011 at 11:21 PM
Craig James expected fireworks or a mariachi band or something when this hit 3,000. He’s very, very disappointed in you people.
And by you people, he means the ethnics in here.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:21 PM
Where the fuck is the end-of-the-video-game music?
/it is craig james’ fault that I will be hungover tomorrow
December 1st, 2011 at 11:22 PM
craig james was hoping I’d go to bed because he didn’t think we’d get to 3000 tonight
December 1st, 2011 at 11:22 PM
/ offers handshake to everyone
Craig James would offer handjobs to everyone.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:23 PM
I don’t think Aggie could have handled the past five months any worse. Sherman has a 8mm dollar buyout. Just a bunch of dipshits.
/gets shit thown on me for going off topic
December 1st, 2011 at 11:23 PM
Craig James believes Joe Buck is exponentially better then Vin Scully and Bob Costas.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:24 PM
I love scotch
December 1st, 2011 at 11:24 PM
/Pours shots for everybody
//Tries to pass them through the screen, hears clink
///Think I’ll go lie down now
////Brings the shots
/////Definitive online guide to Craig James
December 1st, 2011 at 11:25 PM
Craig James loves to listen to Bob James’s “Angela (Theme from Taxi)” while he drives his Ford Festiva across the Trinity River bridge.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:25 PM
Craig James turned of the Daily Show when there wasn’t a fat drunk hillbilly golfer hosting it.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:27 PM
Craig James was pissed that Jeff, the black dispatcher, had such a large role on “Taxi”
December 1st, 2011 at 11:29 PM
craig james watches Irreversible with his kids
December 1st, 2011 at 11:29 PM
Craig James wants to give June Jones a nice Hawaiian punch.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:31 PM
did TBL contribute even once?
December 1st, 2011 at 11:31 PM
craig james watches Irreversible with his kids
Craig James re-enacts Irrerversible with his kids.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:33 PM
Craig James re-enacts Irrerversible with his kids.
that’s sandusky, with others’ kids
/tunnel’d
December 1st, 2011 at 11:35 PM
Craig James was pissed that Jeff, the black dispatcher, had such a large role on “Taxi”
Craig James thinks Louie DePalma looks a lot like that guy on It’s Always Sunny.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:35 PM
Craig James murdered Li’l Sebastian.
Craig James is from Eagleton
December 1st, 2011 at 11:37 PM
Craig James thinks Irreversible is the best laugh-out-loud comedy since I Spit on Your Grave.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:43 PM
No and it’s no coincidence then that it was a great thread…only Craig James likes it when TBL pops into a conversation
December 1st, 2011 at 11:44 PM
Craig James wonders if it’s raycess to note that the Dream Team just got Lynched.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:48 PM
Duffy even contributed a few times. TBL is too good for fads, unless those fads involve the Jets, Mexican quarterbacks, hedging, and smedium shirts.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:50 PM
After watching the WVU-USF game, Craig James wonders how the fuck Geno Smith managed to hang 460 yards on LSU.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:51 PM
This is a fucking work of art. We need to get a sign with this URL on Gameday.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:59 PM
craig james thinks if stephen hawking is so smart he should be able to walk and talk by himself
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:01 AM
We need to get a sign with this URL on Gameday
Occupy Herbstreit! Craig James approves, as he wants a little taste of all that top-line trim that Herbie pulls.
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:01 AM
who’s interested in a t-shirt commemmorating this? Something like “The Craig James TBL post is still going….”
Or, “I contributed to the Craig James TBL post”?
e-mail me. if i get enough i’ll figure something out online and only charge what it cost me
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:02 AM
the shirt could have the url
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:03 AM
screeech
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:04 AM
Craig James just heard Bob Dylan’s “Must Be Santa” for the first time, and while he finds it to be toe-tapping fun, he wonders why that Jewboy is celebrating the birthday of Our Lord and Savior.
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:08 AM
I fucking hate Desean Jackson. I hope Craig James fucks him in the ear.
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:11 AM
My Dad is a screen-printer. I used to print shirts for him.
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:30 AM
ballz, one of the great skills of a leader is knowing how and when to delegate
please handle this t-shirt project for us, and keep us in the loop
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:33 AM
i love t-shirts. two of my favorites are nearing the end. my NFL on TNT shirt I won in a radio contest, and my Pirate Radio 96.3FM (or something), Less Music by Dead Guys that i bought in the tattoo parlor i got my only tattoo in, on venice beach, 1992
ballz, there should be a way to get the logos on new shirts, right?
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:33 AM
Craig James puts mayo on his french fries instead of ketchup.
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:35 AM
We’re gonna need at least 20 people for my dad to even bother making the screen. And he’ll still charge me. Just at a discount. Oh yea! And nobody in the real world will know what the hell the shirt means. But I’ll do it. If we can get enough people to do it.
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:37 AM
oh, alright…
craig james wants to have the checkout person look through the weekly flyer to check for sales prices and start/end dates, then void some things because they weren’t on sale, then pays with a check all while you do your best to not huff and motherfucking puff behind them because you picked that lane because she was nearly all checked out
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:37 AM
My dad gave me 2 Led Zeppelin shirts and 2 Pink Floyd shirts that are totally bootlegged and illegal for Christmas a couple years ago (don’t tell anyone). He just used old album art. I’m sure he can re-create whatever your shirts are.
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:39 AM
Oh yea! And nobody in the real world will know what the hell the shirt means
we’ll be hipsters! then we can invent a secret handshake! or a sign, like the he-man woman haters’ club!
anyway, i’ll try to drum up 19 others, cuz i’m in. i think the URL has to be on it
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:40 AM
ok, i’ll keep in touch by FB
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:40 AM
That T-shirt must contain a reference to “killed 5 hookers,” or “5 dead hookers,” or it is meaningless.
If you do include that, sousedbergin will probably order 20 T-shirts himself.
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:42 AM
check my status g
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:43 AM
well, i think whoever started it–plsk?–should get a mention. plus the url, and something like ‘is still going…” and a 3k+
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:48 AM
I rarely use facebook anyomore. I’ll try to remember to check. Use this site or twitter. And I checked. I”m pretty sure yourwifesawhore started it. So…..yea.
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:50 AM
good ol yorwifesahor.
December 2nd, 2011 at 1:12 AM
When Hollywood gets around to making a film version of Game Day: A Rollicking Journey to the Heart of College Football, Craig James is hoping that Norm MacDonald will be considered for the role of Craig James.
December 2nd, 2011 at 1:40 AM
I remember one time Craig James took his family to Sea World. They were watching Shamu the whale when James got splashed! So James yells, “I’m Craig James and no one gets me wet!” So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, “How do you like it?!” And then damn if James didn’t step in there and finish the show!
December 2nd, 2011 at 1:44 AM
Cassino took time out from banging models to comment on this stupid ass Craig James thread. So, some good came out of it.
December 2nd, 2011 at 8:01 AM
Craig James’ pain is constant and sharp, and he does not wish for a better world for anybody. In fact, he wants his pain to be inflicted on others.
December 2nd, 2011 at 8:10 AM
WHat happen with comment 3000? I had it with Roberto Clemente and now it’s moved up.
December 2nd, 2011 at 8:21 AM
Craig James chooses Joe DeRita as his favorite of all the Three Stooges.
December 2nd, 2011 at 8:43 AM
holy shit, 3,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 2nd, 2011 at 8:57 AM
Ballz, I’d be interested in a t-shirt. How much do you think it’d be? $10?
December 2nd, 2011 at 8:58 AM
Craig James sabotaged the plane before Buddy Holly, the Big Bopper and Ritchie Valens got onboard.
December 2nd, 2011 at 9:05 AM
Craig James was quite fond of the white Coca-Cola cans.
And speaking of sodas…
Craig James LOVED New Coke.
December 2nd, 2011 at 9:08 AM
Craig James tells people he’s constantly mistaken for Ryan Gosling.
December 2nd, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Craig James enjoys perusing the obits and calling the newly widowed women to ask them out.
December 2nd, 2011 at 9:31 AM
craig james tried so hard in gym class volleyball he broke a girls nose on a spike
December 2nd, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Craig James does not pay to have his trash picked up, because that’s what nature is for.
December 2nd, 2011 at 9:40 AM
Craig James thinks Craig’s List is a waiting list for women to date him.
December 2nd, 2011 at 9:45 AM
More than 3,000 comments in and St. Bear is STILL bringing the quality lumber.
Craig James takes kids to Humane Society, but won’t adopt any animals. And when they’re leaving the facility, Craig James reminds the kids those animals WILL be destroyed.
December 2nd, 2011 at 9:46 AM
The t-shirt should have a QR code on it that links to the tread.
It should also be an extremely deep v-neck and neon in colour.
December 2nd, 2011 at 9:47 AM
Craig James has never owned a car, he goes to a different dealership every morning for a test drive.
December 2nd, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Craig James walked out of Thunder Gun Express.
December 2nd, 2011 at 9:55 AM
Craig James tried to legally change his name to CrAig because “it worked for LeBron”, but the bitch at the DMV couldn’t get it right.
December 2nd, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Craig James goes to senior citizens’ houses, steals their Life Alert pendants, and kicks them down the stairs.
/put me down for one of those t-shirts if we’re still considering that
December 2nd, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Craig James goes out of his way to use the words “whilest” and “amongst”.
December 2nd, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Craig James lives every day of his life according to the Hef Chronicles.
December 2nd, 2011 at 10:13 AM
When his wife gets drunk and passes out, Craig James pisses all over her and then convinces her she did it.
December 2nd, 2011 at 10:18 AM
Craig James would like to remind everyone that he is, in fact, Craig Motherfucking James.
December 2nd, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Craig James spends hours at the convenience store snapping the candy bars in half and putting them back on the shelf.
December 2nd, 2011 at 10:30 AM
So we’re still doing this eh?
Craig James bets that if you control-F the comments, that St. Bear probably has more than ms621 at this point.
December 2nd, 2011 at 10:35 AM
craig james just wrote a check to the second mile.
December 2nd, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Craig James never wipes his feet when he comes inside because he doesn’t want his wife to get too bored. He’s kind like that.
December 2nd, 2011 at 10:40 AM
We are . . .
December 2nd, 2011 at 10:41 AM
Craig James likes to have his taint gently licked by a llama’s tongue during foreplay. Alpaca’s are not an acceptable substitute, just in case you were trying for a shortcut.
December 2nd, 2011 at 10:43 AM
Craig James shakes every third can of soda when he’s at a BBQ, just to keep everyone on their toes.
December 2nd, 2011 at 10:43 AM
craig james started a creationism faith-based mission on the galapagos islands.
December 2nd, 2011 at 10:45 AM
Craig James thinks Roy Scheider really started to mail it in during his last season of SeaQuest.
December 2nd, 2011 at 10:48 AM
Craig James only starts participating in a trend after it’s been beaten to death and is no longer funny.
December 2nd, 2011 at 11:00 AM
Craig James paid the troll toll for that boys hole.
December 2nd, 2011 at 11:02 AM
Nobody puts Craig James in a corner.
December 2nd, 2011 at 11:02 AM
Craig James buys boxed wine from Sam’s Club and pours it into a bottle of expensive wine that he stole from a restaurant.
December 2nd, 2011 at 11:04 AM
Craig James thinks Toto’s song Africa has too many darkies in it.
December 2nd, 2011 at 11:07 AM
when craig james spends the night at your house he always orders $50 worth of porn
December 2nd, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Craig James ALWAYS loosens the top of the salt shaker when he eats at a restaurant.
December 2nd, 2011 at 11:15 AM
Craig James buys boxed wine from Sam’s Club and pours it into a bottle of expensive wine that he stole from a restaurant.
Does that work for Craig James? I mean, do the guests know they’re getting shitty wine? You know, just for curiosity’s sake.
December 2nd, 2011 at 11:16 AM
Craig James does not tip. When told that’s how servers get paid, he says “Well, they should get a new job then, shouldn’t they?”
December 2nd, 2011 at 11:17 AM
craig james’ favorite sexual position is the “five finger exploding fart.”
December 2nd, 2011 at 11:26 AM
Craig James also cuts the wine with water and vinegar, so he doesn’t give a flying fuck what his guests think.
December 2nd, 2011 at 11:31 AM
Craig James keeps his stereo at highest possible volume and the heater on high when he drops his car off at a valet stand. When he picks it up later and the valet has lowered the volume and turned off the heater, he throws a hissy fit and threatens to sue.
December 2nd, 2011 at 11:32 AM
Craig James is pretty smug in his theory that rich whites are immune to aids.
December 2nd, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Craig James thinks Jonathan Swift was a student of Thomas Malthus.
December 2nd, 2011 at 11:37 AM
Craig James thinks the world is overpopulated. He bases this on the fact that he can’t seem to find a public place to fart in peace anymore.
December 2nd, 2011 at 11:49 AM
When Craig James orders pepperoni pizza, he demands that they spell his name on the pizza using the pepperoni.
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Craig James demanded a refund when he saw ‘Pretty Women’, he paid $8 dollars to see Julia Roberts not get murdered and was understandably pissed
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Craig James doesn’t wash his hands after he eats ribs.
December 2nd, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Craig James got Mac fat.
December 2nd, 2011 at 1:31 PM
craig james hates bacon
December 2nd, 2011 at 1:53 PM
It appears the onset of the weekend is what might finally kill this thread.
December 2nd, 2011 at 2:15 PM
Craig James takes his beer and then says things like “oh here’s a tip, but on the number five horse in the 2nd race tonight”
December 2nd, 2011 at 2:16 PM
*bet
December 2nd, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Craig James asks you to hold his empty soda can for a second, then walks away and lets you find a trash can.
December 2nd, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Craig James thinks soccer is for pussies who aren’t man enough for football.
December 2nd, 2011 at 2:36 PM
craig james coughed into the bong and blew the slide out
December 2nd, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Craig James thinks Vegas doesn’t know shit so he releases a weekly podcast in which he corrects all the NFL point spreads.
December 2nd, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Craig James’ idea of foreplay is a smack on either side of the head.
December 2nd, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Craig James refers to basketball as “African American roundball”.
December 2nd, 2011 at 3:26 PM
Craig James has fucked every straight chick he has ever met. All the ones he hasn’t fucked, were dykes.
December 2nd, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Craig James wants to know if he can dip his balls in it.
December 2nd, 2011 at 3:47 PM
craig james thinks ZIMA is awesome
December 2nd, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Craig James’ favorite pasttime is to go to the zoo and watch the monkeys do it.
December 2nd, 2011 at 3:51 PM
craig james only pees while being seated
December 2nd, 2011 at 3:52 PM
which makes sense since craig james always uses the stall even when a urinal is available
December 2nd, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Craig James gives out apples for Halloween. Not because he wants the kids to be healthy, he’s just an asshole.
December 2nd, 2011 at 4:34 PM
Craig James doesn’t wipe his ass after he takes a shit, he just hops in the shower.
December 2nd, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Craig James doesn’t use toilet paper. He keeps a basket of dead kittens next to his toilet, wipes once, and throws them out the window into his neighbor’s front yard.
December 2nd, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Craig James always has sweaty palms, and when he talks to you, he always puts one hand on your shoulder.
December 2nd, 2011 at 5:19 PM
Once Craig James found out that you go to the gym, he constantly says that you should wear more form fitting shirts, makes comments that he wants to see your arms sometime, and that he should work out with you.
December 2nd, 2011 at 5:28 PM
Craig James knows that you and your fiancee can see him doing it, but he won’t stop staring at her tits.
December 2nd, 2011 at 5:31 PM
Craig James intentionally parks his car diagonally across the parking spot so his front tires and rear tires are both touching the two lines.
December 2nd, 2011 at 6:15 PM
Craig James gives out apples for Halloween
Craig James gives out apples with razor blades in them for Halloween.
December 2nd, 2011 at 6:16 PM
Craig James’s favorite thing about Friends was the whole Rachel-and-Ross dynamic.
December 2nd, 2011 at 6:18 PM
At the office Christmas party, Craig James keeps sneaking over to the iPod and queuing up “Grandma Got Run Over By a Raindeer.”
December 2nd, 2011 at 6:19 PM
Craig James gets a big kick out of sending Kwanzaa and Hannukah cards to his peckerwood buddies every Christmas.
December 2nd, 2011 at 6:41 PM
Craig James is picking UCLA over Oregon.
December 2nd, 2011 at 6:49 PM
Craig James knows you can’t spell fired with out R-E-I-D.
December 2nd, 2011 at 6:51 PM
However, Craig James also knows that you can spell huge choke job without A-N-D-Y.
December 2nd, 2011 at 9:32 PM
when craig james fucks you in the ass he doesn’t have the common courtesy to give you a reach-around
December 2nd, 2011 at 10:10 PM
Craig James remains profoundly upset with his Uncle Jimmy, who poured millions of dollars propping up inept radio station WNYX in Noo Yawk but would not contribute a single dime to buying recruits and covering up hooker slayings back in Texas.
December 2nd, 2011 at 10:12 PM
Craig James thinks Michael Kelso would have made an excellent law officer.
December 2nd, 2011 at 10:15 PM
Craig James is interested in the UCLA job but wonders if there’s any dead hooker storage facilities outside of Toluca Lake.
December 2nd, 2011 at 11:16 PM
craig james doesn’t want to know “where the white women are at”
December 3rd, 2011 at 12:44 AM
Craig James framed Bernie Fine because he wouldn’t molest Craig James’ son
December 3rd, 2011 at 4:02 AM
t-shirt interest, click my name, e-mail me
December 3rd, 2011 at 8:24 AM
Craig James removes the fuses for the engine lights in his car before he sells it.
December 3rd, 2011 at 8:52 AM
Craig James gets excited when you ‘switch’ during an elephant walk
December 3rd, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Craig James is a big supporter of the Neighborhood Watch. For the past 20 years, he’s volunteered to watch the high school girls.
December 3rd, 2011 at 10:20 AM
craig james is team edward
December 3rd, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Craig James is smugly laughing at TBL commenters as he sips brandy from his snifter, thinking, “3,156? Is that the best you can do?”
December 3rd, 2011 at 11:00 AM
Crig James’s favorite Harry Potter character is Draco Malfoy. He wants to like Voldemort more but is afraid to say his name.
December 3rd, 2011 at 11:04 AM
Craig James chanted “Bloody Mary” three times in front of a mirror, but all he saw was a dead hooker.
December 3rd, 2011 at 11:06 AM
Craig James was first in line at FYE the morning that Metallica and Lou Reed released Lulu.
December 3rd, 2011 at 11:41 AM
Craig James always screams during his workouts to achieve maximum effort.
December 3rd, 2011 at 11:43 AM
When Craig James’ kids ask why they never go anywhere for vacation, he tells them they they went to Paris when they were young, but all their luggage got stolen, and that’s why they don’t have any pictures.
December 3rd, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Craig James has jerked off every day @ 4:45pm no matter who he was with or what he was doing.
December 3rd, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Craig James answers the phone with “You’ve got 30 seconds. Go!”
December 3rd, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Craig James is making the Houston/Southern Mississippi game even more excruciating.
December 3rd, 2011 at 12:55 PM
craig james can’t figure out the puzzles on lionshead caps
December 3rd, 2011 at 1:05 PM
Craig James buys the Sunday paper on Satuday
December 3rd, 2011 at 1:06 PM
or Saturday
December 3rd, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Craig James washes his butt crack first and then his face with the same ball washer when bathing.
December 3rd, 2011 at 2:58 PM
Craig James plays “Sandstorm” on loop in his car
December 3rd, 2011 at 11:02 PM
craig james thinks gus johnson lacks enthusiasm
December 4th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
Craig James refuses to acknowledge Leap Year.
December 4th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
Craig James likes to arm wrestle middle school kids.
December 4th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Craig James likes to spray water on his neighbor’s driveway during the winter.
December 4th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
Craig James lets his dead hookers fill out his ballot.
December 4th, 2011 at 6:04 PM
Craig James has proposed legislation in the Texas State House to prevent any future children to be named Craig.
December 5th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Craig James is also too cool for daylight savings time.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Craig James hated the new Muppets movie.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
Craig James sees nothing wrong with the Fed handing out $7.7 trillion to banks at 0.01% interest.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:32 AM
Craig James fist bumps when you go for a high-five, and he high-fives when you try to fist bump.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
Craig James always wants to start out as the banker when he plays Oregon Trail.
December 5th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Craig James invented the “sticky banana peel”
/Bobby Valentine’d
December 5th, 2011 at 6:48 PM
Craig James’ Heisman ballot is Luck, Barkley, Weeden, Jones and Moore.
December 5th, 2011 at 7:23 PM
Craig James refers to his scrotum as his “little Shar Pei.”
December 5th, 2011 at 8:54 PM
Craig James’ Heisman ballot is Craig James, Craig James, Craig James, Adam James, and Craig James.
December 5th, 2011 at 8:59 PM
Craig James tickles your palm when he shakes your hand.
December 5th, 2011 at 9:32 PM
Craig James’ hair hasn’t moved in 5 years.
December 5th, 2011 at 10:46 PM
Craig James is jealous that TBL’s favorite commenter is Some Random Old Dude.
December 6th, 2011 at 2:00 PM
Craig James’ streak for banging hookers is 25 days. The 17th was a tranny that he didn’t realize until after the fact, but he still counts it.
December 7th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
Craig James believes Tim McCarver was an oustanding choice for the Ford Frick Award.
December 7th, 2011 at 8:53 PM
Craig James refuses to acknowledge Leap Year.
But he believes Leap Year was an Oscar-worthy film.
December 9th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
And Adam James was a typo.
December 9th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
Craig James thinks what was funny a week ago, is still funny today.
December 9th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
craig james doesn’t leave greens on the bowl.
December 9th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
Craig James thinks Jared Allen should write for Zagat’s and Rand-McNally.
December 9th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Craig James sends a letter every semester to the president of SMU, asking when his statue is going up outside the stadium.
December 9th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Craig James has some new information about Colt McCoy’s concussion. McCoy was placed in an electrical closet between getting knocked out of the game and being re-inserted (James’ word) into the contest
December 9th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
Craig James meets your mother and despite knowing that her name is Nancy, calls her Tits McGee every single time.
December 9th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
Craig James tried to amnesty one of his own kids
December 9th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
Craig James thinks June Jones’ son made perfectly valid, non-douchy comments on his own Facebook page. He told his son Adam to become friends with him and learn from him.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
Craig James legally changed his wife’s name to Hooty McBoob without consulting her first.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Craig James slaps his wife if she doesn’t say “in bed” at the end of every single fortune cookie fortune she reads.
December 9th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Craig James does not turn off his cell phone in a movie theater.
December 9th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Craig James used to return every tape to Blockbuster with a handwritten note inside stating that not only did he not rewind, but he owns one of those tape rewinding machines, and STILL didn’t do it. He also enclosed a picture of his bare ass and wrote on it “smooches if you’re pissed”.
December 9th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Craig James thinks ms621 has gotten more action from this thread in a week than he has from his lady in the past few months.
December 9th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
Craig James sends himself flowers and gift baskets to his work address, and then makes a big production of walking through the office saying, “I wonder who sent me this?”
December 9th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Craig James thinks ms621 has gotten more action from this thread in a week than he has from his lady in the past few months.
Craig James is pretty sure that ms621 just posted here for the first time in 5 days and that St. Bear is probably dominating the stats on this thread now.
December 9th, 2011 at 8:47 PM
Craig James will “Like” every facebook status you have. Even a tribute to dead family members.
December 13th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Right before his wife does the dishes, Craig James puts a rubber band on the kitchen sink sprayer.
December 13th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Craig James uses the word “literally” to mean “figuratively” and then when he really wants to make the point that something is literal, has no words left to describe it.
/Duffy
December 13th, 2011 at 10:32 PM
Craig James uses asterisks to disguise his fu*king curse words even though he lets some of that shit slide.
December 14th, 2011 at 1:16 PM
Craig James wants to run for public office because he heard that you can get away with murdering hookers.
December 14th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
Craig James thinks Ted Kennedy got a bad rap at Chappaquiddick.
December 14th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
As a reminder to himself, Craig James has a card in his wallet that reads: “This girl has no family. Nobody knows that she worked here. It’ll be as if she never existed.”
December 14th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
craig james only abandons some hope when he enters here.
December 20th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
Craig James always claims he created jobs in Texas because he was directly responsible for Texas Tech needing a new coach.
December 21st, 2011 at 4:04 AM
Craig James was molested by Bernie Fine, Bill Conlin and Jerry Sandusky in separate incidents within the last 12 months. He’s not sure what the other “victims” are complaining about. It wasn’t so bad
December 21st, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Craig James’ favorite TV show is reruns of ESPN’s Cold Pizza
December 21st, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Craig James just wants to tell you about his great new ideer.
December 26th, 2011 at 9:29 PM
Craig James is voting Peyton Manning for MVP.
January 3rd, 2012 at 8:32 PM
Craig James is voting for Matt Flynn for MVP
January 5th, 2012 at 10:02 PM
Craig James has farted in every elevator he has ever been in.
January 5th, 2012 at 10:07 PM
Craig James thinks Penn State just made a great hire.
January 5th, 2012 at 10:13 PM
Craig James pees in the sink.
January 5th, 2012 at 10:31 PM
Craig James made a girl take a dump on his chest, but refused to reciprocate because he’s “been feeling a little back up lately”.
January 5th, 2012 at 10:36 PM
Craig James back muscles are always pulled because he’s always trying to blow himself
January 5th, 2012 at 10:38 PM
Craig James owns a t-shirt which says “Ask me about my Dickfor.”
January 5th, 2012 at 10:42 PM
Craig James agrees with everything Tim Hardaway has to say
January 5th, 2012 at 10:43 PM
Craig James will hold a giant face of Craig James during foul shots regardless of if he is in the end zone
January 5th, 2012 at 10:45 PM
In the picture in the post Craig James is saying “Ehhhh, I don’t really know how to tell you this — but I hate blacks.”
January 5th, 2012 at 10:46 PM
Craig James thinks Vic Colfari is a completely reasonable commenter and not at all trying to hide a horrid case of smalldickitis. Craig James also thinks that TBL was right to ban Taguchi and then pretend for two years that Taguchi has not been banned.
January 5th, 2012 at 10:51 PM
Craig James is all dick no balls
January 5th, 2012 at 10:55 PM
Craig James hated The Goonies.
January 5th, 2012 at 10:58 PM
Craig James writes a note, puts it in a clear plastic bag, farts in the bag, quickly closes it, and then Fedexes it to you.
January 5th, 2012 at 11:08 PM
Craig James thinks Josh Smith is the Albert Einstein when it comes to basketball IQ.
January 5th, 2012 at 11:11 PM
Craig James thought the best joke in Turner & Hooch was when the dog died
January 5th, 2012 at 11:18 PM
Craig James cheered in Royal Tennenbaums when Gene Hackman sneeringly called Danny Glover “Coltrane”.
January 5th, 2012 at 11:21 PM
Craig James knows the dialogue to “Birth Of A Nation” — even though it’s in subtitles. And if you see it with him (which is impossible not to because its on loop at his house) he will speak the lines to you
January 5th, 2012 at 11:27 PM
Craig James knows the dialogue to “Birth Of A Nation”
Craig James wants you to understand exactly what it is that makes Birth of a Nation a great film and here’s a tip for you: it ain’t all that fancy-pants editing and camera-masking bullshit they teach kids in film school. It’s a great story with a great message.
January 5th, 2012 at 11:32 PM
Craig James knows what Bill Murray said to Scarlett Johansson in Lost in Translation. It was the same thing he tells his wife when he wants sex, “I may be ugly but I’m rich as shit.”
January 6th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Craig James keeps a photo album of the 5 hookers he killed on his coffee table, to remind his family what happens when he doesn’t get his way.
January 6th, 2012 at 8:44 PM
Craig James has an AP vote, but he only watches 4 games of football all year, and they’re taped games of him in college.
January 6th, 2012 at 9:05 PM
Craig James fetish is throwing pieces of cold cuts, preferably ham, on his wife’s ass
January 6th, 2012 at 9:08 PM
Craig James is a power bottom with men AND women
January 7th, 2012 at 1:16 PM
When informed that SMU is playing in a bowl game this year, Craig James said, “That’s impossible, no one has called me to play.”
January 7th, 2012 at 6:55 PM
Craig James wants to hire Marvin Lewis as replay coordinator for his senate campaign. Marvin Lewis is a little bit nervous about agreeing to the position because: a) Craig James might not win, b) NFL head coach is a much higher paying gig, c) Craig James killed 5 hookers
January 7th, 2012 at 7:08 PM
Craig James has an email dedicated to larger penis offers
January 7th, 2012 at 7:11 PM
Craig James doesn’t understand small sample size and claims all dead hookers have no gag reflex
January 7th, 2012 at 7:15 PM
Every time your pizza order gets screwed up you get to have anal sex with Craig James’s wife.
/ Rules is rules
January 7th, 2012 at 7:17 PM
To be fair to Craig James, 5 verifiable dead hookers isn’t really a small sample size in the big scheme of things. Craig James killed 5 hookers that we know of but that’s only the ones that we know about for sure.
January 7th, 2012 at 8:12 PM
Craig James killed at least 5 hookers
/Over/Under 9.5 murdered who-ERS
January 23rd, 2012 at 12:55 PM
Craig James snitched on MegaUpload because of a broken link when trying to watch the series finale of Queer As Folk.
January 23rd, 2012 at 1:01 PM
craig james says there’s no gambling at bushwood and that he never slices.
February 2nd, 2012 at 12:13 PM
Craig James is the original FIGJAM and has killed more hookers than Phil Mickelson.
February 2nd, 2012 at 12:23 PM
Craig James is extremely interested in this Phil Mickelson Jay and Silent Bob style internet lawsuit as incredibly wealthy entitled cunts have it tough in America.
February 8th, 2012 at 6:16 PM
Craig James’ favorite meal is “tossed” salad.
February 8th, 2012 at 9:39 PM
God told Craig James to run for the Senate. He also told him to take those payments from boosters at SMU and to kill four hookers.
The fifth hooker? That wasn’t God, that was Satan.
March 8th, 2012 at 8:32 PM
bump?
March 15th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Craig James’ favorite song is “My Ding-a-ling”
April 27th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Craig James printed out this entire thread and brought it to his lawyer because he wanted to sue all of us for libel. His lawyer read it over, and told Craig that you can’t sue someone for libel if they are telling the truth.
April 27th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
Craig james cant understand how boise state guys get drafted while SMU guys dont…
May 9th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Craig James is Sarah Phillips.
May 9th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Craig James gave John Travolta the massage he really wanted…
May 9th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
Craig James sent a text message explaining that John Travolta can simply kill the masseuse. Gay John Travolta responded: ‘Over Text? Seriously???’
May 9th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
craig james checked into “karachi, pakistan” via foursquare when he was visiting his undercover friend in the CIA.
May 9th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
Craig James moonlights as a real estate agent because “property can never depreciate” and he needs to keep an eye on where people are digging.
May 9th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
At the gym, Craig James always chooses the treadmill right next to you.
May 10th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Craig James shakes his dick too early while peeing and gets piss all over the floor right in front of the urinals.
May 10th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Craig James gets his asshole bleached twice a week.
May 16th, 2012 at 5:35 PM
Craig James does not have the goddamn common courtesy to fuck a guy in the ass and also give him a reach around.
May 16th, 2012 at 8:31 PM
Craig James drinks milk.
May 16th, 2012 at 8:52 PM
But it has to be his wife’s breast milk.
Even though his kids were weaned 20 years ago.
May 16th, 2012 at 8:56 PM
Craig James is attending a midnight showing of the new Spider-Man movie
May 16th, 2012 at 9:00 PM
Craig James flops during sex.
May 16th, 2012 at 9:07 PM
Craig James passed to Shane Battier with time running out