Mario Balotelli Visits Random Manchester High Schools to Use The Restroom

Mario Balotelli Visits Random Manchester High Schools to Use The Restroom

Soccer Ty Duffy January 13th. 2012, 12:37pm

A Day in the life of Mario Balotelli. According to reports out of Manchester, the whimsical Italian striker pulled up to a random high school in his Bentley, sauntered into the school’s cafeteria, walked into the teachers’ lounge to use the restroom, wandered around the grounds for about 20 minutes causing a commotion and then left. Deus ex Mario.

Borderline insane? Continually prodding life’s absurdity with an elaborate existential jape? Like the Bill Murray urban legend, perhaps it’s a little bit of both.

[Photo via Getty]

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13 Responses to “Mario Balotelli Visits Random Manchester High Schools to Use The Restroom”

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HuskerDawg Says:
January 13th, 2012 at 12:43 PM
Some idiot on twitter was trying to tell me he has the same talent as Messi.
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ATL_Badger Says:
January 13th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
What’s the age of consent over there in jolly ol’ england? Sounds like he was scouting some young talent.
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arkbadger Says:
January 13th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
that’s an awesome move. walk into that bitch like you own the place, rarely does anyone ask questions if you act like you know what you are doing.
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ATL_Badger Says:
January 13th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
that’s an awesome move. walk into that bitch like you own the place, rarely does anyone ask questions if you act like you know what you are doing.
I do that in day-cares all the time.
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
January 13th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
never heard of him. but when you gotta go, you gotta go.
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mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin' Says:
January 13th, 2012 at 12:50 PM
Continually prodding life’s absurdity with an elaborate existential jape?
you keep fuckin; that chicken, Duffy.
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mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin' Says:
January 13th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
you keep fuckin; that chicken, Duffy.
the misplaced punctuation indubitably transmutates my intentions.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
January 13th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
but when you gotta go, you gotta go.
The subtitles on Super Troopers provided me with one of my biggest laughs ever. When Brian Cox is pissing on the guy’s car the subtitles say “urinating sounds …. continues urinating.” Just brilliant work.
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geoffreyvs hired a PR firm to get his son's coach fired; now I'm running for Senate! Says:
January 13th, 2012 at 1:08 PM
Mario Balotelli’s autobiography, to be released sometime in 2014 I’m sure, will be entitled Child-like Genius.
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Der Kaiser Says:
January 13th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
I wonder how many of those excited students who claim to be Man City “fans” were “fan” before the sheikh bought the team.
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ohheelyeah Says:
January 13th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
which one is he in the picture above?
/racist’d(?)
and seeing as everyone here knows what “sauntered” means, shouldn’t you have gone with “traipsed” instead? As if there aren’t enough arcane words in the post already…
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Cheesus Says:
January 13th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
Der Kaiser,
Citeh are well-known for having great fans. Always have been. It’s not like Chelsea, where they have to bus in 15-year-old Chavs to get the stadium full.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
January 13th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
Yeah I hate City but they had one of the most loyal and sizable groups of supporters in England well before the takeover. I’m sure for the young fans now there is a lot more bandwagoning, but after all, there’s only actually one team IN Manchester.
Chelsea’s support is pathetic.