AFC Divisional Playoffs: Houston Texans at Baltimore Ravens
NFL, Video January 15th. 2012, 12:45pm
The Texans come into this game with a rookie quarterback and are not being given much of a chance against the favored Ravens fearsome defense. Houston fans from the Luv Ya Blue days, though, can draw inspiration from the Vernon Perry game.
In December of 1979, the Houston Oilers, coached by current defensive coordinator Wade Phillips’ dad, Bum Phillips, weren’t given much of a shot against the heavily favored San Diego Chargers with Dan Fouts. Quarterback Dan Pastorini was injured, as was star tailback Earl Campbell. Gifford Nielsen, a 25 year old unknown with one career start, was forced into action. That’s when Oilers safety Vernon Perry had one of the best largely forgotten games in NFL postseason history. It started in the first half, with San Diego already up 7-0 and kicking a short field goal, when Perry burst up the middle, blocked the field goal, and returned it to set up the Oilers’ first field goal. Then, Perry intercepted Dan Fouts four times, including twice in the final three minutes, to preserve the win.
Enough nostalgia for the old time Houston fans, though, and let’s talk about this game. I expect that Houston will need someone to step up on defense in this one like Vernon Perry did. Is it going to be J.J. Watt, who swung the last game? Perhaps Jonathan Joseph, Brian Cushing or DeMeco Ryans? Or maybe a relative unknown with the game of his life, because Perry was far from a household name as a first year starter when that game happened.
This one should be a slobber knocker, and old fashioned defensive battle where points are at a premium, and a defensive score or special teams play can swing the game’s outcome. Houston may be limited more on offense with Yates, but they still aren’t that far behind Baltimore. The defenses, meanwhile, are both among the leagues best, especially against the pass. Houston’s underrated center, Chris Meyers, will have to try to move Haloti Ngata, and the rest of the line will have to deal with pressure from Terrell Suggs. I expect Baltimore to bring heavy pressure against Yates, who has had a tendency to hold the ball. He did better in the Bengals game, and will have to get the ball out today.
Baltimore’s offense is capable of big plays, but also uneven performances. Whether Flacco plays well will determine whether Houston has a chance to keep it tight until the end. Joe Flacco and the offensive line have improved the sack rate this year, but I expect Houston to get pressure with the down linemen and OLB’s. Ray Rice will get plenty of action running inside, and in the screen game.
Houston lost the first meeting 29-14 in Baltimore, and that was with Matt Schaub at quarterback. In that game, Andre Johnson was out and the receiving group was decimated (the team had just signed Derrick Mason and he had 3 catches). Meanwhile, Anquan Boldin went for 8 catches and 132 yards. That means little, though, as past history of playoff rematches has shown us.
The Line: Baltimore by 9
My Pick: I think Houston has a fighting chance in this one, if it is a defensive struggle. I don’t see Yates lighting up the Ravens, so it will be a heavy dose of Arian Foster as a runner and receiver, with occasional shots downfield. It’s up to Joe Flacco to put it away. Houston +9
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January 15th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
I have no illusions about this game, it is a long shot. But it has been a great season. Go Texans!!
January 15th, 2012 at 12:59 PM
I feel better about the Texans chances now that all of the talking heads on the pregame show picked Baltimore.
January 15th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
You have to feel a little worse now, though, Hakeem. I hate agreeing with the announcers but Jacoby Jones just went Simple Jack on that one
January 15th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Indeed, someone needs to tell Jacoby to never go full retard.
January 15th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Uh oh, Yates still thinks this is Cincy
January 15th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Game. Baltimore/NE should be fun.
January 15th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Bring in Delhomme.
January 15th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
I’ll be rooting for the comet.
Super Bowl could be anything from Rodgers V Brady to Flacco V Smith. Quite the contrast.
January 15th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Texans need to throw out the book and get six here. A FG doesn’t help the way this game is moving.
January 15th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Andre Johnson has a lot of quit in him. I don’t care who’s throwing the ball or if he’s hurt. Best WR in the league? Bullshit.
January 15th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
Andre Johnson has a lot of quit in him. I don’t care who’s throwing the ball or if he’s hurt. Best WR in the league? Bullshit.
What?
January 15th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Not getting the Andre Johnson comment, either. Are you talking about Santonio Holmes, perhaps?
January 15th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
I can’t feel terrible about this so far. Ravens haven’t moved the ball longer than 40 yards for either of their touchdowns. Texans just keep shooting themselves in the foot.
January 15th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Game. Baltimore/NE should be fun.
Bring in Delhomme.
Andre Johnson has a lot of quit in him. I don’t care who’s throwing the ball or if he’s hurt. Best WR in the league? Bullshit.
Some bitter Lions fans today
January 15th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
We got us a ball game.
January 15th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
Fuck yes!!
January 15th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
I don’t think anyone ever called Santonio the best WR in the game.
That is the only type of Lions fan.
unrelated to that, but hell of a catch by Boldin.
January 15th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Schaub is done for the season right? No chance he’s coming back during the playoffs?
January 15th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
Yeah he’s done
January 15th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
Will someone please run a fake kneel-down fly pattern just once? At least once out of ten times, Johnsons could take that the distance, since there’d be no safety help over the top. With little enough time left, there’s no risk.
January 15th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
Flacco’s not just a member of the “holds the ball too long” club, he’s also the president. Matt Cassel is VP and Kevin Kolb is member at large.
January 15th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
over-eager Lion fan in the house
January 15th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
Is Schaub only out because of IR?
January 15th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
Amazes me how ineffective teams have become in short yardage.
January 15th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
Tom Brady is amazing at it.
January 15th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Great stand-up hit by the Texans. I’d love to see a 99 yard drive here.
January 15th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Or a 3 and out…
January 15th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Jacoby Jones can go DIAF. He sucks.
January 15th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
Don’t see the Ravens beating NE at Foxboro.
January 15th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
How do the Ravens have 0 penalties. Those dirty fucks are constantly holding and chop blocking.
January 15th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
Alright HOU – either score a TD to send this sumbitch to OT and win it or throw a pick 6 so BAL can cover the spread
January 15th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
That was possibly the most pathetic playoff victory I’ve ever seen. I will enjoy watching Baltimore lose by 3 scores next week.
January 15th, 2012 at 4:11 PM
Kubiak pulls a Les Miles. Dude, you are in the playoffs with a backup who can’t get it done on the clutch, make a change!
January 15th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
Not surprised at all by this. Yates has been staring down receivers and throwing into coverage since the Atlanta game. Dan Dierdorf must’ve been watching a different game to say that Yates played a good game.