Onion Bag: Why Always Mario Balotelli? Arsenal and Liverpool in Crisis. Tim Ream to Bolton. Messi Hat Trick.
Soccer, Video January 23rd. 2012, 6:05pm
Manchester City and Tottenham played an eventful, five-goal second half on Sunday. Guess who stole the scene? Mario Balotelli came on as a second-half substitute, giving a performance that was routine by his standards. He was the hero, both drawing and coolly converting the winning penalty to grant City a 3-2 win. He was also the goat, deliberately stomping on Spurs’ Scott Parker (referee missed it) which earned him a subsequent four-match suspension. The Italian continues to be a tragedy, wrapped in a comedy, wrapped in a farce. God bless him for it.
On Trial: The Man City result will disappoint Spurs, as it places them eight points off the top and, barring an improbable collapse by both Manchester clubs, out of the title race . Things could go further downhill for Spurs as manager Harry Redknapp began his trial today for income tax evasion. Redknapp is accused of receiving two bung payments (illicit kickbacks from transfer dealings) totaling $295,000 into his offshore bank account in Monaco to avoid paying tax on it. At best, this will be a distraction. He could be forced to wheel and deal from a courtroom, while on trial for wheeling and dealing.
Crisis Mode: Manchester United beat Arsenal 2-1. It wasn’t the shocking 8-2 scoreline from August, but it should incite a similar panic about the team’s malaise just before the end of a transfer window. It was the Gunners’ third-straight loss, leaving them five points adrift from fourth place. Failure to finish there would be the first time under Wenger Arsenal did not reach the Champions League, it would cost the club tens of millions and it would undoubtedly spell Robin Van Persie’s departure.
Even then, it’s not so much the result that will frustrate Arsenal fans but the manner of it. With the score 1-1, Arsene Wenger substituted teenage sensation Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, who had just set up a goal and nearly scored another, for veteran Andiry Arshavin, in a vile funk for the better part of a year. The choice inspried boos from the crowd and an exclaimed “Nooo” from Robin Van Persie. Such sentiment was vindicated when Arshavin got torched defensively just minutes later for Man U’s winning goal.
The rebuilding phase is now six years and counting. The torch bearers from the club’s next generation have already moved on to other clubs. The Arshavin substitution only inflamed the debate about whether Wenger has finally become unhinged. The defense that he does not have to justify his decisions unsurprisingly rang hallow, as did his reiteration that he was not going to supplement the squad.
Red Sox Abroad: Liverpool expected Moneyball when Fenway Sports Group took over. Instead, they’ve received late Red Sox decadence, paying great player money to sign good players and being scalded when those good players underperform. Henry and Co. have spent more than $150 million attempting to revitalize the squad, only to build one that may be more dismal than the one they inherited. This weekend’s shocking 3-1 loss to seemingly relegation-bound Bolton, a team Liverpool had beaten 10-straight times, was a comprehensive disaster.
Club legend Kenny Dalglish will, perhaps deservedly, receive a longer leash than other Liverpool managers, but any other manager in his position would have been fired. Even on its better days, the club looks looks lethargic and hamstrung. Whether it’s starting five defenders at home against Stoke or starting a squad with no defensive midfielders and getting run over against Bolton, he has found neither focus nor consistency with players he has bought. Without Suarez in the squad there’s a veritable absence of ingenuity. Liverpool are already in seventh place, six points off fourth. They are closer to the relegation zone than the table leaders. With four of their next five against Tottenham, Manchester United, Everton and Arsenal, things could get ugly.
Moving on Up: USMNT defender Tim Ream has received a British work permit on appeal, allowing a $3 million transfer to Bolton Wanderers to go through. Ream will join fellow American Stuart Holden at the club, replacing Gary Cahill, who just left for Chelsea. The 24-year-old had an uneven 2011 for the national team, but he’s the only U.S. central defender with anything resembling ball skill. With Klinsmann’s attacking style reliant on quality distribution from the defense, his emergence as a reliable starter will be crucial to U.S. success in 2014.
No Biggie: Three-time reigning Ballon D’Or winner Lionel Messi, as is his wont, scored an effortless hat trick against Malaga. For those keeping track, that’s now 28 goals and 10 assists in 24 matches in the League and Champions League. Of course, we can’t call him great until he performs in a small sample size for a poor Argentina manager…
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January 23rd, 2012 at 6:16 PM
To be fair, he didn’t have one to start. No healthy senior level CDM. Massive failure by him and Comolli to only have Spearing in reserve to Lucas, but playing Gerrard and Adam together was a mistake tactically. Should have been Shelvey instead of Adam.
Just ridiculous how much room they gave Bolton to operate.
January 23rd, 2012 at 6:18 PM
Watched most of the Man U – Arsenal match. No sooner than Arsenal got back in it, United took control. Enjoyable presentation. Looking forward to the next Fox telecast.
January 23rd, 2012 at 6:20 PM
Also as glad as I am that Balotelli is going to be suspended for the game on Wednesday (the appeal cannot pass as Webb said he would have sent him off, ban would get extended), I don’t buy for a minute that the stamp was deliberate.
January 23rd, 2012 at 6:20 PM
I don’t follow MLS closely, but I think I’ve watched about 5 full Red Bull games last year. Ream was underwhelming in all of them. Maybe I just caught the games where he played badly, but I really wasn’t impressed by him.
January 23rd, 2012 at 6:39 PM
Taking out the Manchesters, who would be most likely to get/go after Dempsey out of these possible UCL qualifiers?
Chelsea
Arsenal
Liverpool
Tottenham
I would like to see him @ Liverpool or Arsenal.
January 23rd, 2012 at 6:45 PM
Chelsea could definitely use him right now. Not only is our finishing horrible, but pretty bad attitude/work rates on the pitch right now too. He wouldn’t walk into the team, but I think it’d be a good move to make. I wanted Scott Parker last summer for the same reason.
January 23rd, 2012 at 7:00 PM
Nice to see another Chelsea supporter here. Midfield lacks any creativity right now and as you said we can’t finish for shit. I’m almost hoping that AVB moves Mata back to the MF, as it seems like he has to spend most of his time playing behind Torres/Drogba to get anything going.
January 23rd, 2012 at 7:02 PM
LFC are in a much better position now than they were last year at this time….
the squad is def and upgrade and has much more future upside than it did a year ago as well…Suarez > Torres, Adam > Lucas, Bellam > Ngog, Enrique > Platoon of LB’s which allows Johnson to stay and start at RB. Agger and Skrtl starting over Carra is an improvement.
of course overpaying for British players, Gerrards continued injuries, losing the leagues best tackler in Lucas, and Suarez ban have been challenging to overcome. Riennas having a terrible year on top of all that. Downing has been dismall. Playing Carroll as a single forward is insane w his lack of mobility and quickness.
I agree LFC arent where the fans want them to be, but I think there is reason for optomism in future years. Look much better than the Hodgson “era” and the end of the Benitez reign. Still haven’t given up on a top 4 finish this season.
Show me a team that wouldn’t have trouble without it’s 2 center mids and top goalscorer. Even Man City thinks they aren’t deep enough and their bench costs more than 95% of all teams in the world….
January 23rd, 2012 at 7:02 PM
Meant Adam > Spearing, not Lucas….
January 23rd, 2012 at 7:50 PM
baffles me how people still slag off Lucas…
January 23rd, 2012 at 9:55 PM
Epic Sunday was a total embarrassment. Pierse Morgan?! What celebrity fanboy will FOX find for the Chelsea-Man United game on Super Bowl Sunday? And for Balotelli to get 4 games and Pepe to not even get a mention when the Spanish Football Federation met shows why the EPL will continue to dominate and the Spanish can only ride the buzz Real Madrid and Barca create.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:03 PM
Uh dominate what? Real and Barcelona have higher yearly revenue than any other clubs in the world and the only club in England who are even close to them in talent right now is City. United, Chelsea, and Arsenal would get absolutely blown out of the water right now by them. Each of them have world class players at every position, not even City are to that point yet. England has taken a massive step back in overall quality the last few years. You won’t be seeing an all English CL final for a long long time.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:07 PM
I watched the replay on the soccer report tonight after watching the game and it really seemed like he lifted up the leg a bit to stomp. But admittedly a lot of that is based on my belief of his history of being quite a jackass, so maybe I’m biased.
I just can’t believe the spurs missed their late opportunity to win it themselves. That was brutal.
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:48 PM
Spain’s taxes are going up to the 55% mark I think, so the advantage they’ve had in that area is going to disappear.
That being said, once Real or Barca come in for a player, it’s pretty hard to compete with them. The depth both teams have is unreal.