Roundup: Tampa Bay Targets Mike Sherman, Demi Moore Goes to Rehab & Reporter Goes on Obscenity-Laced Tirade
College Basketball, College Football, Gambling, High School Sports, NBA, NFL, Recruiting, Twitter, Video January 25th. 2012, 8:00am
Heather Graham … slideshow of sports movies in the Academy Awards … if this story emerged in the summer, it would have been a full post … a story in Esquire on the Warriors’ new owner … Seton Hall had a press release ready in 2010 when it thought Herb Pope was dead … Myth Building, Mad Men, And Joe Paterno … Chelsea Handler went on Howard Stern and said a lot of stuff about a lot of people … Germany is the new America (economically) … “I might have tacos” … get well soon, Demi Moore …
Spurned by Chip Kelly, the Bucs have turned their attention to … Mike Sherman? [Tampa Bay Times]
Naturally, Tampa fans and former QB Shaun King are not thrilled with the idea of Sherman as coach. [Joe Bucs Fan]
One paper’s take on Gannett acquiring Big Lead Sports. [WSJ]
Probably the 2nd most significant injury in the NBA this season: Luol Deng has a torn ligament in his wrist, and may need surgery, which would end his season. [Tribune]
How one Vegas oddsmaker set a line for the Super Bowl. [LA Times]
Damn, look at all those Boston College Eagles in the Super Bowl. [ATL Eagle]
Four weeks ago, the Pac-12 looked like a 1-bid league. It still looks that way. [SI]
Down 29 points in the 4th quarter, a high school basketball team scored the final 30 points to win, 55-54. [Indy Star via Hot Clicks]
What renovated Rupp Arena might look like. [KSR]
This should go without saying, but college football recruits, please be smart on twitter. [Sports Illustrated]
Did you know Bob Knight hasn’t been back to Bloomington since he was fired in September 2000? [WSJ]
Anyone excited for upcoming recruiting battles? [Bruce Feldman]
After a hellish trip to Wyoming, San Diego State was able to hold off the Cowboys, 52-42. [Union Trib]
Seth Davis examines how Murray St built its undefeated team. [SI]
A strong candidate for news reporter outtake of the year (1987?). [via Adam]
Miranda Kerr as Wonder Woman? Ok.
In the event you missed Jermaine O’Neal flip out on Dwight Howard the other night. O’Neal is lucky Howard is a chill dude.
Thrill-seeker or idiot? [via Adam]

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January 25th, 2012 at 8:08 AM
Tree falls down in vacant forest. all that jazz.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:10 AM
The Glazers really just want to screw the fans here.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:11 AM
I think she is nasty. She just seems like an attention seeking, washed up hag.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:13 AM
Wonder Woman is a damn turncoat.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:14 AM
In the event you missed Jermaine O’Neal flip out on Dwight Howard the other night. O’Neal is lucky Howard is a chill dude.
O’Neal looked like a desperate old man. What led up to that was the normal jostling you see in the post of nearly every NBA game.
After a hellish trip to Wyoming, San Diego State was able to hold off the Cowboys, 52-42.
One of the U-T commenters said the Aztecs’ moving to the Big East was good because “no more trips to Mickey Mouse places like Laramie and Colorado Springs”. Hey, now. Them’s fighting words! Put up your dukes!
January 25th, 2012 at 8:16 AM
get well soon, Demi Moore …
Dang, what a shame. She picked the wrong dude when she married that goober Kutcher.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:19 AM
I’m actually rooting for Sherman to get the job and succeed. He has been nothing but class since leaving aTm.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:21 AM
Damn, I was hoping it was Bobby Hebert.
Demi Moore’s Tom Arnold
January 25th, 2012 at 8:22 AM
There is no better way to endear yourself to fans than by having a photo taken of you in a full suit on a raft in your pool
January 25th, 2012 at 8:22 AM
It’s funny that you’re calling Chelsea handler a washed up hag, because she’s I think 8 years younger than you. But she was probably has quadruple the mileage. She’s amazingly only 37 or something. she looks like she’s mid fifties and barely hanging on with surgeries, but she’s not even started down that road yet.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
Justified was awesome last night. Carla Gugino? Yes please.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
almost sounds like something you would read in a bad sports book.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:25 AM
Does anybody listen to Howard stern any more?
/questions people started asking a decade ago
January 25th, 2012 at 8:25 AM
“I might have tacos”
You won’t haz re-electionz
January 25th, 2012 at 8:27 AM
Chelsea Handler and Howard Stern, the two least funny and most mind boggling popular ugly people in America.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:27 AM
Taco….Grande…
/Weird Al’d
January 25th, 2012 at 8:27 AM
Probably the 2nd most significant injury in the NBA this season: Luol Deng has a torn ligament in his wrist, and may need surgery, which would end his season.
He’s a good, tough, competent player and a complimentary piece in that starting lineup. I’ve always liked his game. Initial reports of the injury intimated that surgery might not be necessary. Tough blow for the title contender.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:28 AM
Carla Gugino? Yes please.
Hot in the 90s. Hot in the 00s. Hot now. That’s some quality consistency.
Does anybody listen to Howard stern any more?
Same reason people listen to Jim Rome — comfortable numbness.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:28 AM
I’m an episode behind on Justified, as it is good to save/savor, but I’m all caught up on Alcatraz. that show is silly, and it uses every cheap trick in the Lost playbook to try and ratchet up the drAma. And the starring chick has enormous cans, a bad haircut,,a round face and head, and the absolute worst wardrobe on TV. but huge boobs.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:29 AM
BFFredo, I would sign up for her team right now.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:29 AM
i blame EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Especially for Stern. How many 14 and up males used to stay up and wait for some chick to talk about her sexcapades and show her blurred tits?
January 25th, 2012 at 8:29 AM
It’s things like this that make me wonder how calculated your comments really are and whether you just enjoy fucking with us for the sport of it. Please don’t answer this. We love the mystery of not knowing.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
the 1st? Charlie Villanueva’s vag.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
Rex – The angle would have been, ‘pick the 4 actresses who fit those roles.’
January 25th, 2012 at 8:32 AM
More like a huge pussy.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
The mystery deepens… lol
January 25th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
Ya know, jt, for once when a tussle like O’Neal-Howard takes place, I would love to see one guy or the other say “I’m not getting fined or ejected. Meet me outside post-game if you wanna square off”.
That would cut down a lot of the fake tough-guy posturing.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:37 AM
This.
Also,Im just not buying Hurley as her partner, and what is that “new” alcatraz place at the end of each episode.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
Heather Graham, Demi Moore, Chelsea Handler
Middle aged and largely desperate. Where do I sign up? FMK them?
January 25th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
ribbon boards have to be one of the most over-rated stadium features there are. they put some up a couple years ago at Bud Walton Arena and they show jiffy pop and waste management ads for half the game. impressive.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
Mischa Barton – Carrie
Blake Lively – Samantha
Judy Greer – Miranda
Any cute brunette – the cute brunette
January 25th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
scripty, I’ll take Demi off your hands. The other two? Meh.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
heather graham. legend
January 25th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
You have them in the right order.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
BFFredo, I would sign up for her team right now.
I seen ‘em first!
Heather Graham, Demi Moore, Chelsea Handler
Middle aged and largely desperate. Where do I sign up? FMK them?
F-Demi
M-Heather
K-Chelsea
January 25th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
YYSA, we’re going to pretend you didn’t just do that.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
Howard Stern, the two least funny and most mind boggling popular ugly people in America.
my eyes still twitch from seeing his pasty flabby ass on that awards show a decade or so ago
January 25th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
that was almost 20 years ago. he was on stage with Luke Perry at the height of his popularity. most people weren’t even familiar with Stern.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
Heather Graham, Demi Moore, Chelsea Handler
heather graham has the other two wipe her ass for her, beautywise
shame on you for grouping them together
January 25th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
can we hold off a day on talking about it? I spent half the evening trying to move a couch with a bitchy gf and then cleaning up runny dog shit off the living room carpet, so I didn’t catch it.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
My youthful self put up with watching lots of dumb shit in the name of pussy.
/actually enjoyed the first couple of seasons
//no i didn’t
///well maybe
January 25th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
That was some MTV awards show right? Gosh, that had to be like 20 yrs ago.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
.
Ha. True.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
Yep. He was Fartman.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
/watches Hernia and CRM awkwardly avoid eye contact.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
There is something in the episode that I had an issue with. Are we going to wait to bring it up?
January 25th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Tough blow for the title contender.
no. not until boozer and noah earn their keep, hamilton is healthy for the postseason and rose figures out how to score when lebron plays defense on him (unless the first three factors come through, then maybe bron isn;t on rose in crunch time)
January 25th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
Wish I wouldn’t have seen Chelsea Handler’s name in an FMK list. Depressing.
/Joe Conrad’ed
January 25th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
I like this review. I’ve watched the show so far and even though I know it isn’t great (and the main chick’s acting is terrible), I’m still enjoying it. The Lost-ish stuff is done without any subtlety and it will probably get cancelled before any of the mystery really plays out, but I think I’ll stick with it.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
F Demi, M Heather and kill a slow yet violent death to Chelsea. Her new show on NBC is unwatchable when she is on screen. Give me more of the redhead/blonde from That 70′s Show. Sadly she plays Chelsea and the hag plays her own sister. I feel bad for her sister.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
I spent half the evening trying to move a couch with a bitchy gf and then cleaning up runny dog shit off the living room carpet, so I didn’t catch it.
don’t forget, you ran out of tampons too
January 25th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Phoenix would like to send a wing to Chicago for a 1st round pick. Who would you like? Warrick? Childress? Hill? Dudley? All of em?
January 25th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
/watches Hernia and CRM awkwardly avoid eye contact.
I thought we were on the Janoff suicide watch.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Vezina, Boozer and Noah have looked more active the last couple of games. And, all the Eastern contenders have flaws, whether injured players (Wade), distracted players (Howard) or “not quite there yet (Philly).
You make good points, and I look forward to seeing if the Bulls can solve those issues. In the moments when they do, they look like a solid bunch.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
/watches Hernia and CRM awkwardly avoid eye contact.
Eifling and Janoff fighting over the steak knives, not wanting what’s behhind the other door
January 25th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
chelsea handler is one of those good from far, far from good ladies. that face is hard to look at, but i do like the long and lean silhouette, especially with a rack
hey, they can;t all be Erin Burnett. sigh
January 25th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Bring it up.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Lest we forget she was in the very first episode of SBTB, the Miss Bliss years, as the hot 9th grader Zack lies to about also being in the 9th grade.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
awesome.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
F – Chelsea, hat fuck of course.
M – Demi, she’s got major fuck you money.
K – Heather, I don’t like her face and sunny disposition.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
I imagine Heather Graham sleeps with every casting agent and director in Hollywood, and I am perfectly okay with that.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
distracted players (Howard)
i forgot to read the next day, but please tell me howard didn;t play in the game in which they scored 56 points
January 25th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
fucking blood everywhere man, it was a damn mess.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
Holy shit. I had to see it again to believe it.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
I imagine Heather Graham sleeps with every casting agent and director in Hollywood, and I am perfectly okay with that.
she is the whole package, imo, with what seems to be a fun personality as well. she is doing the age thing better than most, certainly better than demi. but gd, demi in her day was almost hard to watch she was so fine. thinking of the era when she made that millionaire flick with redford and harrelson
January 25th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
fucking blood everywhere man, it was a damn mess.
dog came sniffing around, had to change your pants, smh. thank GOD for lattes
January 25th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
vezina, Howard did. I watched it, and he was the only Magic player in double figures that night. I think he got 18, and next high Orlando guy got 7 or so.
Same game where O’Neal tried to start a fracas.
January 25th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
His posts have directly attributable income via their sponsorship. Hernia and CRM’s “A fucking hat!” affiliate sales are probably pale in comparison.
/suggestion: monetize “a fucking hat”. you guys rank #1 for it. woot!
January 25th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
You make good points, and I look forward to seeing if the Bulls can solve those issues. In the moments when they do, they look like a solid bunch.
but in the end, they didn’t improve from last season. another deep playoff run maybe, but not the finals. stroke stroke stroke
January 25th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
Bulls trade for Tayshaun.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Heather Graham. Still hot.
/at least to me
January 25th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Glad to see Tim Thomas get destroyed yesterday after his little statement. Serves him right.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
SOTU ran long so I bagged Justified until tonight. Gugino should have been the roundup pic.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
Bulls trade for Tayshaun.
“His name is Prince…and he is funky”.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
Scratch that, just saw it was Rask. Carry on…
January 25th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
but in the end, they didn’t improve from last season. another deep playoff run maybe, but not the finals. stroke stroke stroke
Hence my use of the word “contender” instead of “lead pipe lock, cinch, bet the house champion”.
/team “hedge your bets”
January 25th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
I actually started to do the same thing, and then halfway through realized what a mistake I was making.
/I had Lea Michele (with blonde dye job) as Carrie – she already has the bad nose/horse face thing going.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Are they really employees though? I remember cap saying he got like 10 bucks a post. I’m sure they all got a raise during the buyout but I still figured they were doing it mostly for fun (and resume material).
January 25th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
Ashley Simpson pre rhinoplasty. Its goddamn awful
January 25th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
Only room for one Prince in Motown.
/ba-da-bing!
January 25th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
January 25th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
F – Chelsea, hat fuck of course.
I imagine it would be like fucking an old hat.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
I saw the post last night but how come the Giants were quibbling with Timmy over $1M? He asked for $44M, then dropped it to $41M which was closer to the Giants submitted number of 40. Half a million bucks to argue over? They got it done but Sabean is a stingy bastard. Better hope he doesn’t do the same with Cain.
re: Deng … Isn’t Kobe playing with the same injury?
January 25th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
/team Heather Graham as well
//Roller Girl forever
///loved the boob shot in the Hangover
January 25th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
One’s fat and overpaid. The other is skinny and overpaid.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
Thank you Glazers for bailing A&M out of Sherman’s buy-out.
I may root for you a couple times next season in exchange for your generosity.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
KG rubbing off, although JO has always been a turd since his Pacers days.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
Also if CRM is around the Iowa Hawkeyes are currently recruiting a kid with the first name Taco, last name Pants for the 2013 recruiting class. Just so you know. All the “he’s got all the ingredients of a great player” jokes have been covered on the Twitter machine though.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
My issue with last night (SPOILER IF YOU DIDN’T WATCH IT–I’ll try to be as vague as possible).
At the beginning of the episode, Boyd was going to kill Dickie. At the end of the episode, it turns out he just wanted to talk to him?
January 25th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
No, I didn’t know and no, it doesn’t surprise me.
Does Knight seem the nostalgic type to you? Someone that would go back to Indiana and look back fondly on the “good ole days”?
January 25th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Kobe > LeBron?
January 25th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Yes, we all know you’re the strangest sports fan ever. Your allegiances somehow lie with the Indians and Ohio State while you loath the Tigers and Wolverines/Spartans, yet you root for the Wings and Pistons.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
oskie – do you have a link to the Prince trade? I haven’t been able to find one.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Everyone is a year improved and they acquired Rip Hamilton. They got better, just not as much as other teams. They’re still one of the two best in the East and should see MIA in the ECF.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Lamar Odom’s chi
January 25th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
no, that is wishful thinking on my part. but it makes sense.
/for the pistons
January 25th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
So….
TBL gets bought (again)
SG has a list of dudes she’s banging in TBL Chicago (Go Irish)
NDub lives
Duffy said something about someone and retracted it
Did I miss anything else over the last few days?
January 25th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
Is Boozer a year improved, or just a year older/slower/softer?
January 25th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
Lawrence Frank hates that guy. At least he’s tapped into the fanbase’s feeling.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
Did I miss anything else over the last few days?
Death threats to certain football players on certain west coast teams…
January 25th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
I don’t loathe the Tigers nor the Spartans. I’m just trying to rain on the Tiger fans World Series parade. This was supposed to be the Tribes year. It’s still real to me dammit!
January 25th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
If they can get Alba to get naked as well, it would be the best thing ever.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
Off to meet with the highest executive in my area. My boss’s boss’s boss. Derp.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
Can someone give me the two sentence summary of this? I couldn’t piece it together last night when I got back from my work trip to WV.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Older, slower and softer, creepy bear. Can’t fix that.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Well, damn. You had me going… Thanks for coming up behind me and kicking the back of my knee while I stand straight.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
See I thought her haircut worked for her face. I think she’s adorable.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
They delouse you when you crossed state lines, Roeth?
January 25th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
They need to hurry up and make a Sin City 2 so she can be naked in it again before she gets too old.
she’s so good to look at, i don’t care about nakedness
/like erin burnett
//sigh
January 25th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Tigers still have pitching questions – No. 4 and No. 5 starters, middle relief. Dotel is a fossil.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Tigers still have pitching questions – No. 4 and No. 5 starters, middle relief. Dotel is a fossil.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Still refusing to talk about this game. I haven’t spoken a word about it or watched ESPN (or visited any sports sites other than this and baseball related ones) for 2 1/2 days.
Best I could tell from Twitter was that he called Tim Thomas racist for not going to the White House….of course, that could be completely wrong.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
And whoever would play Ava Lord.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
should see MIA in the ECF.
what a goal!
January 25th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
My boss’s boss’s boss. Derp.
please remember…it’s prounounced Doo Mahs, not dumbass
January 25th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
And the starring chick has enormous cans, a bad haircut,,a round face and head, and the absolute worst wardrobe on TV. but huge boobs.See I thought her haircut worked for her face. I think she’s adorable.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
I normally don’t like hair that short, but I agree it works for her. I did enjoy the scenes of her running in her halter top-type shirt. The rest of the show I couldn’t stomach and won’t continue to watch. I don’t consider trying to be like Lost a good thing (no offense to the NDUB Lost crowd) and when I see Sam Neil looking that serious he better be on the Red October or dealing with escaped Raptors.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
Yesterday’s was his post re: ebay ticket sales for JoePa’s memorial. He got all investigative journalisty and looked at the city where one auction originated and found a former PSU player who apparently lives there and attempted to out him, while hedging by saying he wasn’t really outing him. He then retracted it without comment.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
Best I could tell from Twitter was that he called Tim Thomas racist for not going to the White House….of course, that could be completely wrong.
He didn’t out and out call him a racist, but there was a pretty strong suggestion to that effect.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
I haven’t spoken a word about it
but you typed a bunch. we figured that your DIAF was as much a threat to Williams as that loser on twitter’s was. but we know you, so it was funny. that guy is still a loser
January 25th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Damm iPad2 fail.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
Dotel was really solid for the Cards last year. Turner should get the opportunity to win the 5th spot in the rotation with Porcello in the 4 spot.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
Alcatraz is much more like Fringe than Lost, but most of you probably don’t watch Fringe so you don’t know that.
This is the type of stuff you get from JJ Abrams and Bad Robot. You either like it or you don’t.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
I’m pretty much ready for Opening Day, you guys.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Hey, I like to read that stuff. I hope Dotel keeps it up, I hope Porcello finally figures it out, and I hope Turner or Oliver show this potential I’ve heard about for two years.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Uh oh. Some people better update that resume’.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
pours one out for Emily’s Reasons Why Not.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
I’m with ya, SC. Dusting off my collection of Nationals’ hats. Looking for my Expos replica throw-back (made in S. Korea, natch).
January 25th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Yuuuuup Can’t wait for Ubaldo to crush my spirits.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Uh oh. Some people better update that resume’.
So what exactly do you do here?
January 25th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Yeah….felt bad about that, but I’m not really one for deleting shit. If you say stupid things, at least own up to them. Still not watching the Super Bowl.
79 days….well, 72 until the actual opening day, but we play a week later.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Needs more Linda Carter Wonder Woman
/ she can still get it, she’s 61
January 25th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
ah, the friendly, tech savvy member of the korea clan…good people.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Yeah, I went from like 5 to 9 on that scale after yesterday’s event.
SC, I’m serious about Chicago in June.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
she can still get it, she’s 61
boo, this statement will never make sense
January 25th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
I watched the first couple episodes of Fringe, but I didn’t see myself sticking with it long term.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
What about Roberto Hernandez Heredia?
January 25th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Eh, just because.
NSFW
January 25th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
What about Chicago in October???
January 25th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Homepage setting suggesting for the seamheads.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
I was considering looking into flights and hotels to go down to Spring Training again, but my cousin is going to pop around that time.
/so wants to go back down to Clearwater
January 25th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Dude in the 1987 outttake looks like LeBron James. I really thought it was from a commercial or something until I watched it. Good stuff.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
What about it? By the way, your Tigers come to Wrigley May 12-14. May 12th is the greatest day of the year.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Did the same….it didn’t take. I am a massive Lost fan, so I gave it a shot.
Anyone watching Jack Bauer in Touch tonight?
January 25th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Fausto is dead to me. Now there is only Kevin Slowey.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
i know ive said this before, but i can’t get over how much NFL HOF’er alan page looks like lebron james. both from the akron/canton area…creepy.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Where it was in those episodes, and even the first 90 percent of season one, is nowhere near where you could imagine it’d be right now. The show is firing on all cylinders and is acclaimed by critics. But Wyman and Pinkner produce/write for their specific audience, which is defined and hardcore, and not for a vast audience ala anything you see on CBS or most networks. So, ratings remain steady or decrease; never increase.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
NDub at an Irish game? I’d prefer not to get stabbed with my ND shirt on.
/kidding
January 25th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
There is no Fausto there is only Zuul.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
ah, the friendly, tech savvy member of the korea clan…good people.
I used to work with a guy whose wife was from Seoul. Whenever he went there on leave, he would take orders for jerseys. then bring them back. Prices were reasonable, and quality was quite good.
I got a sweet Lance Alworth Chargers jersey that way.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
I haven’t been to ST since 1991. My grandparents used to live in Mesa and the Cubs were right there. Ho Ho Kam has undergone some renovations so I would like to see it.
Have I ever told the Mark Grace Spring Training story about going to his car?
January 25th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
39 days.
/Looks at Giants/Diamondbacks tickets pinned next to computer.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
She’s been hot my entire life. Props to her.
She is very cute. The haircut works and she has huge boobs, but holy shit is she a bad actress. Just awful.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
What’s this?
Check that sked again. It’s June 12-14, not May. That’s why I’m planning on being there!
Yeah, I’m giving it a shot. It’ll be tough for Drunk Keifer to separate himself from Jack Bauer, but let’s see if he can do it. Also, the concept is neat, but I’m not sure how it can stick long term.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
I vaguely remember. All I know is that last year, we went to Clearwater for my bachelor party, and it was so awesome. St. Patty’s Day, first two days of the NCAA tourney and 82 degrees everyday. So much drinking.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
SC, I’m serious about Chicago in June.
sc is america’s host
January 25th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Re: Bob Knight/IU
I didn’t realize that two home wins in December means IU had rejoined college basketball’s elite. They’ll drop out of the top 25 after they lose to Wisconsin tomorrow.
/Yes, Purdue sucks this year.
//Do elite programs lose to Nebraska?
January 25th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
/vomits
January 25th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
SC has a website like this….well, I think it was JPQ’s, but whatever.
Don’t think so. I just remember the one where you guys threw a TV off the roof.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Slowly is good until he starts hanging his curve and slider.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
I’m sure it is, but even though it is different from the beginning I think it reflects what the show is all about. I’m not syaing the show was bad, just that it is not what I want to spend my time watching. My roommates are re-watching Lost on Netflix and want me to join them, but (again not saying it wasn’t good for the people who enjoy it) I cannot stand watching that show.
I could use another person rooting against ND, we will be vastly outnumbered.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
It’s very tough for me to decide who’s hotter – Anna Torv aka Olivia from Fringe or Sarah Jones aka Rebecca Madsen from Alcatraz. Torv is Australian and talks thusly when she’s not in character. Jones has a massive rack. Both are so attractive. At least Fox knows to make hot female leads.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
What about Roberto Hernandez Heredia?
ha. someone on FB commented on a post about the ID switch with “us white sox fans know this pain: adam dunn wasn’t adam dunn last year”
January 25th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Irish/The U at Soldier Field
January 25th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Come on up for it. I’ll go to one of those games. Tickets for those games shouldn’t be too hard to come by. Especially the Thursday day game. I can just take the day off work.
I only have plans to buy Opening Day so far. If Diesel comes around, he and like 7 other guys invested in a season ticket package this year so I can always ask him who has the tickets for those days too.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
There is no Fausto there is only Zuul.
i want you inside me
January 25th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
If you can get past the porn stars / wack packers, and catch Howard with a good guest, he is one of the great interviewers of all time. Instead of heading to Sirius for the cash grab, he should have taken another career direction with some type of interview show. He wouldn’t have had any problem getting a show on HBO or other cable network, and it would have been great. Hell someone gave William Shatner a show for Christ Sakes.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
I’ll bring you my Kelly Kapowski cardboard cut out. You can throw a Canes shirt on her.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Go Blue!
To each his own. There are tens of millions who’ve soaked up that American Idol platter of shit for years. We can at least agree on Breaking Bad, yes?
January 25th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
No way. Pretty sure Jay V, Watson, Spencer, Butters and myself will be pulling for the Canes.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Agreed, where it started it was the kind of show you could jump in on any given week and not have to follow any plot lines, now you would be lost if you havent been watching. I like how every episode still has a fringe event, yet it relates overall to the storyline. Incredible show.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
OK, so ND vs. The U in Chicago at Wrigley?
I really fucking hate the Irish. I’m not sure I can even fork out money for a ticket knowing that some of my hard-earned green will go to that university.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
So who would be on ND? Me, Jersey, and SG?
January 25th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
I’ll be in Florida from March 21-26 for Spring Training. It can’t get here soon enough.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Fringe rules. I have grown to have a real man-boner for Anna Torv.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
I’m very neutral on Stern, but my wife is a big fan, and she always says that he’s at his best when he’s interviewing people.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Meh…I’ll just bring Spencer some weed and get him to convert to our side.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Exactly. It’s sad that the Fox big wig basically said they lose money on the show, and that it’s not survivable with those ratings in that timeslot. And it’s even sadder that Fox has to make a decision on it before Wyman/Pinkner have written the end of season four. Which means we could get a muddled ending to the series.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
fuck that…im rooting for ND.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
No matter where I go, I see the same hoes.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Spencer, I’m going to need you to have a seat over here.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Fuck Notre Dame.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
People with no souls
January 25th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
…and now they’re starting to face the same issues that America has dealt with in the past few decades.
From the article:
Income inequality, while less pronounced than in the U.S., is rising. Most workers, including the Krugers, have seen little or no real wage gains in recent years. And the nation's population is declining.And now, with Europe on the ropes, Germany faces both a declining market for its exports and the prospect of having to cough up tens of billions of dollars more to help bail out profligate Eurozone neighbors.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
old money, brother.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Ahhh to be rich and spend a month at a spa/resort to help get over a break up.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
I’m pulling for the team that would most likely eliminate the other from national championhsip or BCS.
/probably Miami
January 25th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Hernia is going to be devastated. Kim Jones is leaving YES.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
So is everyone crashing at SC’s apartment the nights before and after the game?
January 25th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Woo hoo! A Jersey/SG/Spencer trifecta!
January 25th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
!
/sharpens shank
So, what’s the protocol on TBL meet and greets? We’re all calling each other by TBL names, right? I would feel weird calling you by your real names.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Spencer is a mercenary whore.
/fondly recalls him saying “We” when referring to Penn State at the Alabammer game.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
I got dibs on top bunk
January 25th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Could see another big signing in baseball before the week is out. Still not sure if I want the Cubs to sign him or not. International prospects have me fearful after so many hyped ones turned out to be pretty average.
I opened my house up to 4 people. The rest of you can crash and sportsgal’s den of inequity or Diesel’s place.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
/trips over everyone frantically trying to type “That’s called an Eiffel Tower!”
January 25th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
//fondly remembers enjoying the penn state beatdown and all the nittany sadness around me
January 25th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Spencer is a mercenary whore.
Modern day Hessian.
January 25th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
SG’s gonna ride the tricycle!
January 25th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
NDUB IS ALIVE!!
January 25th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
what he said. To hell with Notre Dame.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
It is an odd thing hearing Payaso referred to as “Clown” for a weekend.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
I’ve got plenty of family there, so finding a place to stay won’t be an issue for me. Until I get drunk and curl up next to a trash can on LSD.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Sweet. Will make me feel better when I’m drunkenly yelling at clouds once we are down 20 in the 3rd quarter.
That’s one helluva sandwich.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Um, it would be weirder if you’re calling people by their internet names in public.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
You best watch your pretty boy ass.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Diesel hates me, and is blocked on my Twitter, so I don’t think he and I will enjoy each other’s company in Chicago.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
I know most of your real names that are going….but I find it hard to believe I wouldn’t let and SC or SG slip at some point.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Cleet has been a nickname of mine for a long time so it wouldn’t freak me out, but yeah, I think I can handle us all using each other’s given names. I’m not calling SG “sportsgal” in person.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Sitting at Perkin’s and saying, “RomanWarHelmet, could you please pass the butter?” isn’t awkward at all.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
WE’RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY HERE!
January 25th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
lol….I have to find an argyle Irish shirt.
Why do I find this to be hilarious?
January 25th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
in other diesel related news…he better think of somewhere awesome to get in 18.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
You’re such a gentleman.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Spence, pick me up on your way.
/forgets gas money
//you got me covered, right baby bro?
January 25th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Ok…that’s a good point.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Sitting at Perkin’s and saying, “RomanWarHelmet, could you please pass the butter?” isn’t awkward at all.
“RexKramerDangerSeeker, what do you think of that Perkins’ waitress?”
January 25th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Chicago people, you better take lots of pictures. It was like that whole Atlanta meet up didnt even happen.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Chicago has really shitty golf courses, Spence. Unless you want to take a trip to the burbs, leave your sticks at home.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
ditto.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
hahahaa…leave your sticks at home. look at this guy. fuckin’ comedian.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
With y’all that I know, it’s stranger when people call me by my actual name. Everyone tends to call me Rex.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
Cleet – I’ll be at the ND / Canes game so there will at least be one other Cane running around.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
We used to hate each other too, remember? You guys can work it out. You’ll probably really like each other if you met in person.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
If you could deal with my hockey ranting on the Twitter machine, you’d know it did.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
I called SC “SC” like once or twice, but his real name or probably “dude” the rest of the time. Everyone else by their real names.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
And yes, that’s me in the Yankees hat you limey cocksuckers.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
Absolutely no pictures on May 19.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
This is what happens when guys are involved. I am sure I’ll be taking a million pictures, but I won’t be in any of them.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
I have no idea why I bought a fucking 40. God I’m an idiot.
I think I just enjoyed giving you shit. I didn’t actually dislike you. Diesel, that dude probably has darts impaled in a blown-up picture of my Twitter avatar on his wall.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Anyone wants to buy an autographed and framed picture of Clown standing next to a beached whale skeleton, pointing at it’s “San Diego”, it’s yours for $99.95.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
I really like my Foo Fighters shirt. I wear it probably six and a half days a week.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Diesel is a good dude, NDub.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
i call everyone “dude” anyways, regardless of gender. unless it’s urgent, and then you’re “dudedudedudedude.”
January 25th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Do you have anymore MLJ Strip Club murals available?
January 25th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Yeah…KyDerby and I need to get on the ball about this…fuck.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
SC, you’ve totally got one of those badass pudding shots in your left hand in that pic.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
The pudding shots messed me up something fierce. That’s why I needed that nap in the middle of the day. Sneaky those things were.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Hahaha. I swear looking at that picture and seeing the brown bag I thought “I bet that’s NDub”.
Or El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
If I wanted to try and squeeze in 18 in St. Louis in mid-April, where should I go?
Wife is taking an all-day exam that day and I dunno what else to do with myself. I don’t want to go on a brewery tour.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Kim Jones is leaving YES.
No way, for what?
January 25th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Pudding shots? That sounds disgusting
January 25th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
lol…this must be a chick thing.
NDub, high five on the Foos shirt. Between that and Lost, I think we’ll get along well.
/won’t talk football
January 25th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Well, this meetup in October sounds good (as does going to Cubs-Tigers in June), but I’m looking for a new job and if that happens, time off won’t be easy.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
So fish, tall people and pudding. Got it.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
I’m bringing 3 phone books to stand on in a picture next to SC.
/5′ 10″‘d
January 25th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
If we agreed on bands, TV and sports teams, it’d probably be kind of creepy.
Cleet – If I hit up the Chi and you do in October, we will share a 40.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Not share as in I drink 20 and you drink 20. I mean, we will clink and drink our own 40s.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
i’ll bring my wife, so behave
January 25th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
I’ll be on team beer. Of course, I wouldn’t even be going to the game.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
8 bucks gets you a copy. $10 if you want me to Photoshop out SG’s Gene Simmons’esque tongue.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
/registers 2dudes1forty.com
January 25th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
/Team Crumbling Field ala Dark Knight
January 25th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
That’s a fantastic picture.
Agreed.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
/team Meteor
//I’ll start getting in touch with people interested in TBL Philly soon, promise!
January 25th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Hoping the TBL KC meet-up actually goes through this year. I’m hoping Lisk can regale us with statistical breakdowns on traffic light patterns in downtown KC and which beers to order at the pub.
/spirograph’d
January 25th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
/pours one out for TBL KC
January 25th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
I wish Lisk didn’t have all those kids so he could come up to Chicago for TBL Chicago. Lisk is one of my favorite dickfaces ever.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
http://twitpic.com/3nbae4
January 25th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
That’s a Hallmark card waiting to happen.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
/pours one out for TBL KC
I second that emotion.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
rex, any chance you can id those folks, left to right. i know spencer, but the rest?
January 25th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Wait, there’s going to be a Chicago one? I thought you folks were talking about having one in South Bend, Indiana for some reason. When’s the Chicago one?
January 25th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
I’m still up for planning it if you guys want to do one.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
I believe the game is October 6th.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Naturally. I’m going to start beer training in May to make sure I stay conscious through the whole endeavor.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
If I wanted to try and squeeze in 18 in St. Louis in mid-April, where should I go?
Wife is taking an all-day exam that day and I dunno what else to do with myself. I don’t want to go on a brewery tour.
Gateway Nat’l or Stonewolf across the river in Illinois. My company has outings at Stonewolf and everyone raves about it.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
south bend? how about clinton, iowa?
January 25th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
I feel like meeting you people in real life would be a little too weird for me. But whatever.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
south bend? how about clinton, iowa?
Yeah, I saw a bunch of “Notre Dame sucks” posts and thought that was some of you revolting over the idea of having a meet-up in South Bend.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
In the spirit of anonymity, and my own amusement:
Gonzo, RomanWarHelmet, TBL, Me, Spence, Sportsgal, CRM, NickP, Miz, Hef, Clown, Clown again, Fetch, Pac-Man Jones, Stigs.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
billy, it would be awesome i think. i’d have everyone bring me drinks while i dish out old man wisdom
January 25th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
thx rex
January 25th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
But being able to give Hef a Code Red beat down in person made it all worth it.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
I’m so tan. God I hate winter.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
Is this Occupy: Roundup?
/Looks at posts
//That isn’t a bad idea
January 25th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
whoa…been awhile since i saw myself sans beard.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
Oooops…forgot to include the Miami kid who used to comment here that now worships at Le Batard’s feet. (translation: the batard’s feet)
January 25th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
whoa…been awhile since i saw my penis
just because i’m on a call and ADD
January 25th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
damn, italicize that penis comment!!
January 25th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Is anyone going to both Philly and Chicago? I feel like it’s all one or the other for most people.
/have any plans for May been made yet?
January 25th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
None as of yet…gonna pester Jay today or tomorrow on twitter.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Cleet, you guys better not lose. Heck, even we beat them!
January 25th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
You saw our lovely 6-3 contest right? Well, we are going to be worse than that next year.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
What’s the roster look like? I’m trying desperately to get the mini-bachelor party scheduled for that weekend, so I’ll be sort-of double booked (but more likely just bringing a few guests along to some events). I assume we get you, CJ, me, bear, jay, all down for the baseball game. Who else golfs?
January 25th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
I golf, but not well.
January 25th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
I’m hoping that dewar, hope solo mia/armaid and maybe even the big cheese along with Jersey to make it.
January 25th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
SOMEONE SAY GOLF?!?!?!
January 25th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
No. Shut your piss hole.
/SG
January 25th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
spencer you have to work FRI? Warren golf dome in the am
January 25th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
scripty…im on the fence regarding working friday, but might be going to meet up with some golfwrx’ers at the chagrin falls golf dome. ill let you know tomorrow what my plans are, but if im not working and not going to the chagrin falls one, id be down to make the trip.
January 25th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
i was going to make a joke about her caddying for diesel and i, but figured it’d be putting “double bagging it” jokes on the tee and that’d just be plain rude.
January 25th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Jermaine O’Neal ==> Fake Tough Guy.
January 25th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
An old 10-gallon hat.