Greg Oden Can’t Catch a Break – He’s Having Another Surgery
NBA February 3rd. 2012, 2:16pm
Poor Greg Oden. The Oregonian has depressing Greg Oden news, which apparently is the only kind of Greg Oden News.
Trail Blazers center Greg Oden will undergo an arthroscopic procedure today in Vail, Colo. to remove debris from his right knee, the team announced. It is his fourth knee surgery since becoming the No. 1 overall pick in the 2007 draft.
He’s got to be the most unlucky No. 1 pick in the history of the NBA. Greg Oden never had a chance. [Oregonian]
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February 3rd, 2012 at 2:18 PM
“It’s been real.”
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Bowie’d
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Unlucky?
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:23 PM
Uh, maybe he’s been catching too many breaks…?
/veal
Seriously, that is sad. Such potential.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:24 PM
I don’t know, Gene Melchiorre got kicked out of the league before even playing and Kyrie Irving has to live in Cleveland.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:24 PM
is the most unlucky no. 2 pick len bias or darko or bowie?
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Sucks. Quality kid, bad wheels.
/kicks dirt
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Darko.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:24 PM
FUCK YOU DICKFACE.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:26 PM
He’s got to be the most unlucky No. 1 pick in the history
Brian Berard.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Darko sucks. Nothing unlucky about that.
Bias? Never know just how good, but an OD can’t be considered unlucky.
Of the 3, it’s gotta be Sam. Bowie was a good player after the broken leg. I’m not sure he would have ever been great, but he had no chance after the injury.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Sucks for Gweg. My senior year was his freshman year and it made hoops pretty sweet on campus. Though he was driving an escalade truck so that was kinda fishy. He also is eskimo brothers with a friend of mine — good times.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Was Ki-Jana Carter unlucky, or just terrible?
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Good dude. I’ve knocked back a few with him when he was in C-bus.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:28 PM
He’ll always have the comeback against Tennessee in the tourney. Fuck off, Pearl.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Also unlucky. Tore his knee up, bad recovery and never had a chance.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:28 PM
worse…he was a nittany bengal.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:30 PM
Is anyone eskimo brothers with anyone funny?
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Oden won the genetic lottery for his 12-18 years, he lost the genetic lottery for the years after. Them’s the breaks, big man. Human’s aren’t supposed to be that size.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Your dad.
/high fives everyone
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:32 PM
Disagree, it seemed pretty unlucky to me. But then again, I’m a huge Maryland fan, and just talking about Bias is sad.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:32 PM
No idea. I don’t know what that means.
/I’m old, you see
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:32 PM
he was drafted by the Kings?
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:33 PM
What does this meann?
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:34 PM
I have literally no idea what this means. someone Jmorris me, please.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:34 PM
i blame tressel
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:34 PM
is this from today or awhile back? i don’t even remember…but if i got upset i was maw bleeding week or i was joking.
You’ve both had sex with the same girl.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:34 PM
I’m eskimo brothers with Shane Victorino, so I have that going for me, which is terrible.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:34 PM
It’s from The League, I believe.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:35 PM
woah.. copy and paste fail… was answering CJ.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:35 PM
My best friend is eskimo brothers with Chris Paul.
I have another friend who is with Ovechkin. Fucked Larionov’s daughter.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:36 PM
i was maw bleeding week or i was joking.
I demand a change in your handle to: ‘Maw Bleeding’ for 1 week as punishment.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:36 PM
someone Jmorris me, please.
jmorris went bankrupt during the SOPA protest.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Fucked Larionov’s daughter.
I’m not sold on her, bit of a two face.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:37 PM
OT
Anyone else see this?
Predictions of what 2011 will be like.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:37 PM
That’s half the club girls in the DC/Arlington area.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:37 PM
I hope your friend went first. Otherwise she may not have known if your friend was even there.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:38 PM
Wait, so I get a reference before the commenters? Did Taco on the League invent Eskimo brothers, or was it already around?
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:38 PM
not half bad…
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:38 PM
Way before then. I was a senior in HS the 1st time I heard it, so at least 2006.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:39 PM
/OT
Indianapolis Super Bowl has been nice, they canceled all my classes, however I still have to work. Last week we had Gary Brackett signing books and this week we have Marv Levy (JPQ where you at). Overall, Indianapolis still sucks
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Did Taco on the League invent Eskimo brothers, or was it already around?
No way — atleast my senior year of college which was 2006\2007. But that is what brought it into the mainstream.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Way before then. I was a senior in HS the 1st time I heard it, so at least 2006.
Oh, my bad. The League was the first time I heard it.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:40 PM
Or maybe that was Eiffel Tower, but I think it was Eskimo Brothers.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:40 PM
That has been bouncing around for at least ten years. I remember seeing it as coming from a 1900 newspaper predicting the year 2000.
My guess is it’s a hoax.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:41 PM
@ Spencer..What do you think about the talk of LeBron going back to Cleveland in 14?
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:41 PM
not half bad…
The ATT commercial from the mid-late 80′s was very accurate.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:42 PM
i only speak for the minority here (literate people)…but id welcome him back with open arms. i’ll believe it when i see it though, which sucks because im blind.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Hang em up, Greg. You still did well.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:45 PM
I see no one wants to actually explain eskimo brothers. Fuck all yall.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Well, that sucks.
/wants strawberries as large as apples
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:46 PM
Is the singer from Warrant funny?
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:46 PM
I see no one wants to read the answer to what it is earlier up in the comments.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:47 PM
I see no one wants to actually explain eskimo brothers. Fuck all yall.
/points to #27
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:47 PM
Is the singer from Warrant funny?
That’s a winner
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:48 PM
i see a little silhouette-o of a man.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:49 PM
Ok I didnt know this :”is this from today or awhile back? i don’t even remember…but if i got upset i was maw bleeding week or i was joking.”
which is what ATLBadger replied to had anything to do with what we were talking about. That was obviously not clear.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:50 PM
I love the boat shipping across the Atlantic in two days. The concord could go from JFK to Heathrow in 4 hours.
The oranges being grown in Philly is funny. And yeah, free college education…well we kinda failed on that one.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Unless 6 degrees of Eskimo Brothers separation counts, no for me.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:50 PM
at least he can go back to tOSU and finish his degree without needing financial aid.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Make no mistake, it had nothing to do with what we were talking about.
Just know that I am eskimo brothers with no one of any import.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:53 PM
I blame the mobile site for my copy and paste issues. Sorry CJ. I tried.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:55 PM
Kinda funny though.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:56 PM
He could choose to go to Akron instead, now that his academic success is all but guaranteed with the new administrator in that area.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:57 PM
I’m eskimo brothers with at least one MLS player but I’m not sure which one. Probably a bunch of OSU football players too.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:58 PM
Oh and the fathers of several of the girls I’ve dated.
/why do rape victims like me?
//too dark?
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Him and Ryan Howard made a few trips up to Kutztown when I was there. Good times. That girl was insane, on a related note.
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:00 PM
to be fair, he wouldn’t have a problem graduatiing from akron even before tressel got there.
/zip zing!
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:00 PM
//too dark?
Not dark enough
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:00 PM
How do you people find out? Did she rattle off her sex partners as she was undressing, or did she accidentally call you shane victorino?
/realizes its probably just word of mouth
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:01 PM
ooo that’s good.
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:01 PM
Hey Grizz do you work FOR Mellon or just in the building?
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:02 PM
How do you people find out?
Hearing through the grapevine of people in your social circles. No different than you knowing all the girls your buddies got with in high school\college.
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:02 PM
I’m eskimo brothers with some dudes
/dated a bisexual and didnt even know it
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:02 PM
Well, I was with her for about 2 weeks sophomore year. then Howard and Victorino came up my junior year and she practically fucked him in the bar, and we heard about it later. So yeah, word of mouth kinda.
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:02 PM
Well played, sir.
In about 3 or 4 years, Terrelle Pryor will join him.
/could not resist
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:03 PM
Hey Grizz do you work FOR Mellon or just in the building?
Technically, a subsidiary of Mellon. But to keep it uncomplicated — yes.
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:04 PM
Peter Partners is strictly through word of mouth. Or it would be weird if you got done banging some chick and she tells you Greg Oden barreled thought it just the other week or something. Not good for my confidence but at least she told me afterwards.
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:04 PM
not so fast…pryor’s gotta finish ms. lippy’s kindergarten class first. he got his ass kicked in dodgeball too, couldn’t hit a thing…picture proof.
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:06 PM
i think you’d notice if greg oden were there a week ago…first, she’d have a noticeable limp and second, you’d hear echoes during cunnilingus.
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:06 PM
Gotcha. Took a call today about a guy getting fired for violating BNY email policy and thought of you. Then started masturbating furiously.
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:09 PM
Gotcha. Took a call today about a guy getting fired for violating BNY email policy and thought of you. Then started masturbating furiously.
Haha — that made me actually laugh out loud. Ive been here for about 3.5 years and I have seen and participated in risky email\browsing and have seen none of it. A guy I used to work with regularly looked at the Blush (downtown Pittsburghs strip club) lunch menu and who was going to be working the lunch buffet strip and no one said a word. I would be curious as to what got him in trouble.
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:09 PM
Eat A Dieck.
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:09 PM
none of it = no disipline*
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:10 PM
oh like i have any room to talk.
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:11 PM
It was a group of people that got canned. Apparently caused the COO to remind the whole company about policy. I’m curious as well, will find out eventually.
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:17 PM
What was her name?
/on fire
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Bowie was not #1 pick, Hakeem was
February 3rd, 2012 at 11:04 PM
Oden is the luckiest man alive. He’s lucky to be born in an era when mammoth-sized human beings can get paid millions for essentially doing nothing.
If he was broke and hurt that would be unlucky.