Alex Morgan in Bodypaint? Alex Morgan in Bodypaint.
Soccer February 10th. 2012, 1:53pmHere’s Alex Morgan in bodypaint. Hot Clicks posted this SI Swimsuit teaser along with an interview with the US Women’s National Team star. Hope Solo was in ESPN’s Body Issue, now we have Morgan in body paint in SI. The 2010 USWNT has been pretty good to us.
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February 10th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
She’s going to hurt someone.
February 10th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
She’s starting to resemble that ugly broad in My Big Fat Greek Wedding
February 10th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Alex Morgan, a.k.a the member of the US Women’s Team that is “real-world” attractive.
February 10th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
Like her hair. She’s cute. Definitely soccer hot though.
February 10th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
No Tits, No Thanks.
February 10th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
good for her.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
I actually like soccer-playing Alex Morgan over this touched-up, too much makeup Alex Morgan.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
No Tits, No Thanks.
where’s sousedbergin today? The other day he threw up some acronym that stood for “if a picture of a lady on the internet isn’t showing you her butthole, I’m not interested in looking at it.”
It was funny.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Not making the culture tournament, I’ll tell you that much.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Yeah, little too photo shoppy.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Can’t wait for the Jeremy Lin in Bodypaint post. At the rate TBL is blowing that guys load, you know it’s coming.
/LINSANITY
February 10th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
disappointing
February 10th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Notices Soused signal, swoops in, drops NBHNC
February 10th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
Needs more breasticles
/Team Boobs
February 10th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
GOD SHE’S SO HOT
February 10th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
I hate you all.
/marry me Alex
February 10th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
That’s gay, dude.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
USWNT, not USMNT, major difference!
February 10th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
My stats tables > that photoshopped cut and paste job
February 10th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
I was on /Team Boobs for years, and don’t get me wrong, I love boobs – a lot – but I’m now on /Team Ass. You can’t fake ass. And soccer chicks have the FINEST asses and thighs on Earth.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
That’s gay, dude.
I’m sure that’s what Stephen intended.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
Better example of bodypaint, here, here and here
February 10th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Well he does go by Stephen instead of Steven. And even if he went by Steven, that’s gayer than going by Steve.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
that’s gayer than going by Steve.
What about Stevie?
February 10th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Oh, my, yes.
/ Hope Solo fling is over
February 10th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Still the only way women’s soccer is relevant. Joke of a sport.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
With Sven being the gayest of all.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
So another otherwise attractive young woman rendered unrecognizable by a professional make-up artist. What chics need to understand, especially the pretty ones, is that the point of diminishing marginal returns on make-up isn’t that far from basic foundation.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
TMNT >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> both
February 10th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Volleyball.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
That’s the bedroom name from his boyfriend.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
and here
February 10th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
While great – really great – they are enhanced by those incredible shorts and the length of the legs, which are often longer than your average female.
Soccer chicks are so toned and it’s just right there for a handful.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
Those are some big hand prints.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
A normally hot chick who was somehow made uglier in a professional photo shoot, basically what comment #28 said.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
She looks like Ellen Degeneres with long brown hair
February 10th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Brazilian step aerobics instructor?
February 10th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
Bethany Dempsey, yes please.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
they should have painted some tittays on her
February 10th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
I should know by now that no matter how attractive a female, she will be ripped apart on the Internet.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
Volleyball.
I remember when I saw the entire PSU womens volleyball team at the bar once. I mean, I’m 6 foot, but I thought I was about to get eaten by a brontosaurus.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
I was always a fan of soccer-hot, but having played it for so long, maybe that’s because I grew up around it. They have some killer thighs, though.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
I can agree with this rational. I’m /Team whatever makes my pickle wiggle.
/Team body paint
February 10th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
That stomach….goodness. Here’s hoping there are more body paint pictures that feature her (probably) great ass
February 10th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Sad but true. It’s even funnier when you see photos of some of the people doing the ripping and you just laugh.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
I am a fan of pony-tailed, sweaty Alex Morgan. I don’t need this photoshopped stuff.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
I should know by now that no matter how attractive a female, she will be ripped apart on the Internet.
look at what she’s doing with her hands? She might be functionally retarded.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Seriously, boys are stupid. Alex Morgan for. the. win.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Ya, the link states that this is a tease.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
JPQ used to do this to me all the time. Like the time he told me Halle Berry had 11 toes for example. Just completely liked to shit in my cocoa puffs.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
Sorry, NDub but I like my women built like women. And Volleyball players > soccer players
February 10th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
/throws Senator Jersey a beer
//clink and chug?
February 10th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
You mean like Chyna?
February 10th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Ha ha! I find it enjoyable when he mocks Kim Kardashian on Twitter with some raunchy shit.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
It’s a shame. Anyone who is hating on sweet Alex deserves a hippo for a wife
February 10th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
And Volleyball players > soccer players
NSFW
February 10th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
I am confused.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
///drops shots in beers
////clinks and chugs
February 10th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Ironically, it seems the hotter they are, the more criticism they receive.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
If I’m ogling on the internet, it’s not for flat chested soccer chicks. There’s a litany of hotter women in the trenches of these tubes. You can have the poor man’s Mary Ann, I’ll take Ginger thanks.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Soccer chicks are awesome. They have a damn near perfect build in my opinion.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Read my comment above, I never said no. I’m just saying I like her normal look better.
/Team light-to-no makeup
February 10th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Excellent
February 10th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
What is art? Are we art? Is art everywhere? I know that is art, I think.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Totally agree.
I laughed.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
I think google just won the internet for the day.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
I linked this yesterday and no one gave me any props. So i’ll do it again for you fuckers. Happy Friday
February 10th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Is this a Lisa Turtle quote?
February 10th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
I think you just won the internet for today.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Photoshop sucks. This looks one step away from Archer. Fuck this.
She’s still hot as fuck.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
I think she’s really naturally attractive (though Wambach is hotter) but I just think she looks fake and dull in that picture up there. Stuff like this often makes the chick look worse.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
I laughed really loud
February 10th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
“if a picture of a lady on the internet isn’t showing you her butthole, I’m not interested in looking at it.”
that is the funniest thing i have read on here in awhile.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
PLStabbinKabbin – Jesus christ, thank you. This right here from the video is why I’m team ass. You can’t fake that.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
i was talking to someone yesterday about how i got a my first subscription to SI as a youngin, and my mom took away the swimsuit issue. it had Elle MacPherson, Rachel Hunter and Kathy Ireland on the cover. Kathy was soooo fucking hot.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Damnit, from 2:40 to 2:59 is why I’m /Team Ass.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
I like how you skip all the divas built like women and pick the gargoyle.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
You should have created a link, a link in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this link is so bright and so sharp that the link – it just blows up because the content is so powerful… It says, “FUCKING CLICK HERE.”
February 10th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
YOU’RE MOTORIN’, WHAT’S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT?
February 10th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
That’s a hot photo. Images like that are why Peter Griffin boned that cardboard cutout of Kathy Ireland.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
I still want to know why the fuck JMac eats Blimpie’s subs.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Firmly on /Team Alex Morgan. Not the best picture of her though. Agreed with Broccoli Beef though, she is better in a natural state, not on photoshoots with the make-up gun set to “whore”.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
I think she’s really naturally attractive
(though Wambach is hotter)but I just think she looks fake and dull in that picture up there. Stuff like this often makes the chick look worse./nods
February 10th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
I linked this yesterday and no one gave me any props. So i’ll do it again for you fuckers. Happy Friday
Oh my dear lord!
February 10th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Is this a Lisa Turtle quote?
Isn’t that from zoolander?
February 10th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Money != taste.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Fittingly, I heard Bitch and Counting Blue Cars on the way back from lunch.
/90s music thread
February 10th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
Elle is the only one that looks hot in that photo. Kathy has a weird body angle that makes her look like she’s trying to give herself pregnant stomach and Rachel Hunter looks fat.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
I thought thats what she said when she wanted to impress that really smart black guy with glasses
February 10th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
/puts on bifocals
It’s close to one, but not exactly what she said in the date auction episode.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
!!!!
February 10th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
Stacy’s Mom Has Got It Goin On.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
no. they are all hot.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
I’m glad you guys enjoyed that. I just think about those girl’s poor father. Could you imagine being cursed with one of those beauties, let alone 2? Good God, bless that man.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Elle is the only one that looks hot in that photo. Kathy has a weird body angle that makes her look like she’s trying to give herself pregnant stomach and Rachel Hunter looks fat.
You’d be the worst lesbian ever.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
I knew I could count on cleet
February 10th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
If your brain functions properly after watching that, then you are either not a dude or not heterosexual. Holy mother of god, that is perfection. Twice. I’m in some kind of ass coma right now.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
I’d hit it.
/2 hours left of this evil week
February 10th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
Stick to what you know. Dudes.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
I’d say that entire video is a testament to Team Ass.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
You’re right. I’d only got for the hot chicks.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
SG, Jesus Christ…..
February 10th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
Oh no. No.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
From a distance, she looks like a mannequin in that picture. She has a pretty face, no need to paint over that too.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Hey I don’t come to your place of work and slap the dick out of your mouth.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Lipstick lesbians don’t exist.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
You go home with her as a 7 and when you wake up she’d be a 8.5 which would decrease your hangover 37%.
/Science
February 10th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
Oh wow, the reverse two-face!! I like that.
February 10th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
I agree that this picture looks very photoshopped – disappointing.
As I mentioned earlier this week… My 12 yr old son will receive his first SI swimsuit issue this week. I need to be there when he first sees it so I can:
1. see his reaction
2. keep mom from pitching it in the garbage.
February 10th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
dear lord, for a second there i got worried as shit that #1 said “see his erection.”
February 10th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
enhance
enhance
ENHANCE
February 10th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Seeeeee myyyyy ERECTION, SEE MY ERECTION, MADE OF REAL GORILLA CHEST!
February 10th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
“see his erection.”
At some point today, I’m sure I’ll stop laughing at this.
/Maybe I shouldn’t be laughing – you just Sandusky’d me damn it.
February 10th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Never thought of that silver lining… This is similar to the situation at the gym. When I see a chic at the gym you have to add about 15% to properly estimate her fun time value. Its always such a pleasant surprise when you run into chics you know from the gym in the wild. Its like… oh ok wow.
This makes the gym the most appropriate place to objectively determine hotness. Most likely you’re sober, the lighting is good and the playing field is level.
February 10th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
see my dick! see my dick! that kangaroo’s not gonna kick! see my boner, not a loaner, sure i’ll beat it but id rather bone her!
February 10th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
I need to be there when he first sees it so I can:
1. see his reaction
2. keep mom from pitching it in the garbage.
Here’s the all important question … does the mailman keep it one extra day, or two before delivering? My guess is, given the content, two, so it’ll probably not arrive until Friday. Got determine which day to “work” from home.
February 10th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
Holy shit, that’s funny.
February 11th, 2012 at 3:15 AM
WoW! You look close and you can see both nips in purple….great body paint job!
February 22nd, 2012 at 1:20 PM
Sorry boys…. word is she is taken…. I admire her soccerwise; though it was her choice to go bodypaint on SI.. the poor gal is now being chewed up by a bunch of pervs and creeps.
Listen up and listen straight, she definitely might have done this for Servando Carrasco(her MLS boyfriend) and there is no chance at HER BEING SINGLE; the BF will be the real proposer and they’ll tie the knot in the near future… it ain’t baseball but “It’s Written in the Stars”
she is so Mrs. Carrasco in a couple of years… Move on men.. sorry! I have nothing against Alex.. i admire her and I respect her.. great athlete she is!!!