High School Basketball Coach Discovered by Police “in a state of nudity”
High School Sports, Obviously, Sick and Twisted Individuals, What the hell is wrong with people February 13th. 2012, 8:15pm
A high school basketball coach in Indiana was charged today with one count of public indecency and a Class A misdemeanor following his arrest yesterday afternoon in which a police officer discovered the coach “in a state of nudity” inside his vehicle alongside a clothed 17-year-old female in the passenger seat.
In this particular case, a “state of nudity” — which could really mean any number of things — equates to unzipped pants and exposed genitals, otherwise known as creepy Sunday afternoons at the park.
Officials for Martinsville High School have already stated that the coach, 65-year-old Timothy Wolf, has retired from the school district effective immediately.
He faces up to one year in prison and a $5,000 fine upon a conviction.
[via Indy Star]

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February 13th, 2012 at 8:58 PM
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February 13th, 2012 at 9:18 PM
How did you know about the guy in the park?
/Cosmo Kramer’d
February 13th, 2012 at 9:30 PM
In other news, filmmakers have announced that the lead role in the film “Human Centipede 3″ has been cast.
February 13th, 2012 at 10:35 PM
at least he’s no homo!
February 13th, 2012 at 10:43 PM
What a miserable-looking human.
He gets to retire before getting fired. Wow.
February 13th, 2012 at 10:44 PM
Cena, you dog!!
February 13th, 2012 at 10:52 PM
OT: RIP, Freddie Solomon.
February 13th, 2012 at 10:52 PM
http://www.webcitation.org/65R1oUlow
February 13th, 2012 at 11:34 PM
What happened?