MLB Players Who Could Be This Season’s Tim Tebow or Jeremy Lin
Baseball, NBA, NFL, Tim Tebow February 14th. 2012, 4:58pm
Less than a month ago, if someone were to ask for a list of NBA players who might be capable of dominating headlines and capturing the hearts of new fans like Tim Tebow did for the NFL this past season, we would have offered up a handful names, but no one would have considered mentioning Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin.
I guess that’s why this is such a fun story for so many people. The element of surprise coupled with an underdog rapidly rising to prominence can’t miss in winning the attention of the casual fan, or new fans altogether.
Will Major League Baseball be as lucky? Only the likes of Gandalf knows the true answer to that, so compiled below is simply a stab at some possible Tim Tebow/Jeremy Lin candidates for the upcoming MLB season. This was done so without the assistance of operations research and financial engineering wizard, Ross Ohlendorf.
Carlos Beltran, Cardinals — Yes, he’s been an established name for awhile but over the past several seasons he’s mostly been known for being injured, sporting neg-burns, whining about the media, or a grand mix of all three. With the gigantic ditch in the road left by Cardinals legend Albert Pujols, a massive resurgence from Beltran in front of “baseball’s greatest fans” could be a huge feel-good story in St. Louis. Throw in a few inside-the-park grand slams and perhaps he rivals the buzz of Lin or Tebow.
Shawn Haviland, A’s — Haviland isn’t in the majors just yet but the 26-year-old starter went to Harvard and believes “Slapshot” is the greatest sports movie of all time. That information alone makes him deserving of a call-up from Billy Beane and widespread celebration from the sports media.
Buster Posey, Giants — The 24-year-old catcher is antsy to get back on the field after missing 117 games last season due to a brutal ankle injury. Remember his ankle? Gross. Plus, he’s the All-American, grounded young man who married his high school sweetheart. The media would eat up a monster season from Posey like a towering chocolate sundae.
Logan Morrison, Marlins — Logan Morrison is the Twitter king among Major League Baseball players and possibly all athletes thanks to a splendid mix of humor and candor. If the inventive outfielder can find a way to put it all together on the field this year he will be a massive star, and a provocative one at that. This would be an ideal turn of events.
Mike Napoli, Rangers — He’s a tubby, well-spoken fellow with a chin-stap beard, what’s not to like? In just 369 plate appearances last year he hit 30 home runs and had an OPS of 1.046. If Ron Washington were to give him more at-bats, the sky’s the limit for the likable underdog who experienced a monster postseason in 2011.
Craig Breslow, Diamondbacks — He’s already played six seasons in the majors and he’s only a relief pitcher, but he majored in molecular biophysics and biochemistry at Yale and the Wall Street Journal coined him as “the smartest man in baseball.” Anything can happen.
Honorable Mention — Mets reliever and Spud Webb disciple, Daniel Herrera.
The biggest tragedy here is that David Eckstein’s career didn’t take off during the Twitter era. Between being the proud owner of a race car bed and showing hustle to the point of sprinting to first base on ball four — not to mention his stubble-impervious face — there’s little doubt he would have brought new fans to the game with each passing day while simultaneously earning the adoration of moms across the nation. Simply put, Little David Eckstein’s time on baseball’s main stage came far too early.
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February 14th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
Is this serious? Oh, TSH wrote it so clearly not.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
Domonic Brown… if the Forrest Gump of baseball uses him properly. I’m hoping Anthony Rizzo or Brett Jackson can be in the conversation too.
But for the true unheard of breakthrough, I’ll go with… Tyler Matzek.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
I was hoping this would be a serious TBL joint.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
Mike Napolinsanity?
February 14th, 2012 at 5:04 PM
I love baseball, but would anyone other than the die-hards really tune in to watch a young break out baseball player to come out of nowhere? Baseball just doesn’t move the needle in that way.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:04 PM
Baseball doesn’t move the needle enough…homers is just about the only thing that can get it done. Maybe strikeouts or a scoreless innings streak (like ‘Nando) from a pitcher.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
Linn > Lin
February 14th, 2012 at 5:09 PM
Needle talk in a baseball post. Victooooooory.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:10 PM
Who gets less ass – Tebow or the dude to the far right with the Jerome Bettis LA Rams jersey?
February 14th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
Ryan Braun? Oh wait….
February 14th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
Stephen Strasburg’s first start was a pretty big deal to be fair.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:12 PM
Who ever it is has gotta have a kung fu grip.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:13 PM
do not underestimate the power of the throwback.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:14 PM
Good point…got to be Yu.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
J.D. Martinez. It’s happening.
/no it’s not
February 14th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
It appeared as though everyone was wanting Jason Heyward to be this guy for the last two years.
Cut. Him. Now. Gawd he sucks.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:21 PM
my vote’s for whomever fausto carmona is now.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
More post suggestions from where this pile of warm garbage came from …
1) What WNBA players that can be this season’s Jeremy Lin
2) What if Mike Vick was Asian?
3) Why Jeremy Lin is no Jackie Robinson… Not that anyone said he was but play along for a minute.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:25 PM
Arkham City $40 on Amazon.
Just ordered it…I hope you chumps are correct in its awesomeness.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:25 PM
*pops wood*
February 14th, 2012 at 5:26 PM
Meh, but my little sister isn’t going out her way to tune in and watch Strasburg throw strikes, but she will tune in to watch Tebow throw awful passes in the playoffs. Sucks I know, but it’s just science.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:29 PM
Who is going to be this season’s Alex Smith though?
February 14th, 2012 at 5:30 PM
Not sure if MLB can produce a story like Lin or Tebow because of how slow the games are and how long the season runs. Maybe if a no name made a splash come playoff time? Like the kid is St Louis last year (cant remember his name off top of my head)
February 14th, 2012 at 5:31 PM
Carson Palmer
/Top 25 QB
February 14th, 2012 at 5:33 PM
If AJ Burnett remains a Yankee I vote for him. Team wins in spite of him.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:34 PM
I meant the baseball version of Alex Smith.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:34 PM
Asked and answered, your honor.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:35 PM
Ahh…then Jon Garland.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:35 PM
baseball version of baby hands? that’s a tough one…hwoabout carl crawford?
February 14th, 2012 at 5:36 PM
we lied to you in a grand conspiracy, rivaled only by jfk’s conspiracy, to get you to part with $40.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:37 PM
This is the sad truth. The player would have to be a mix of Rodman and Scot Pollard with a tattoo of Mike Tyson on his face for casual fans to engage.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:37 PM
High draft pick who’s looked remarkably bad but figures it out? Gordon Beckham please
February 14th, 2012 at 5:37 PM
What about the two Indian cricket players the Pirates signed a few years back?
/reason #2392 why Pirates suck
February 14th, 2012 at 5:37 PM
this happens all the time in the MLB, players out of nowhere get hot for 5-10 games all the time then fade into obscurity again.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:38 PM
You have no idea how much this baby hands stings.
/throws pass after pass into the ground in the NFC Championship game
//overthrows Michael Crabtree over and over again
February 14th, 2012 at 5:39 PM
High draft pick who’s looked remarkably bad but figures it out? Gordon Beckham please
Butters enjoy Fukudome.
The sod father better have a yard of dirt ready to replace in lh batters box for the gulch Dunne and Fuku are going to leave after spinnign k’s.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:39 PM
alex “baby hands” smith > colt “baby dick” mccoy
February 14th, 2012 at 5:40 PM
Just watch the review on either IGN.com, gamespot.com or G4tv.com and you can see that it’s awesome. Game Informer gave it a perfect 10……but still gave game of the year to Skyrim…
February 14th, 2012 at 5:40 PM
Josh Hamilton a couple years back was as close as I can think of to being the “Jeremy Lin of baseball” That also took an uncomparable Home Run derby performance at Yankee Stadium to boost him into that category.
/not confirmed by me
February 14th, 2012 at 5:41 PM
High draft pick who’s looked remarkably bad but figures it out? Gordon Beckham please
The Astros would had to have actually signed a high draft pick and developed him properly to get him at the level of the majors in order for him to reach Gordon Beckham status.
I’m counting on you Luhnow, don’t fuck this up.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:42 PM
Bullshit. Had Brady Anderson’s out of no where 50 homer season happened today the internet would explode. Women and gay men loved him, regular men wanted to be him. And if you want a real true comparison to Jeremy Lin look no further than Fernando Mania.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:43 PM
Josh Hamilton a couple years back was as close as I can think of to being the “Jeremy Lin of baseball” That also took an uncomparable Home Run derby performance at Yankee Stadium to boost him into that category.
The only issue there is that Hamilton was a former #1 pick. Everyone knew he had the talent to be good, he just had to get his life in order before he actually could be.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:44 PM
$1 million for a bench player isn’t shit in MLB, just happy they didn’t give him 4 for $48M or something
February 14th, 2012 at 5:44 PM
Had Brady Anderson’s out of no where 50 homer season happened today the internet would explode
ROIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDS!!!!!!!!!!
Usually a goofy picther, Timmy came out of nowhere.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:45 PM
$1 million for a bench player isn’t shit in MLB, just happy they didn’t give him 4 for $48M or something
ZING!!!!
February 14th, 2012 at 5:48 PM
OT
Love having a jailbroken iPhone and iPad and being able to download paid apps for free.
/downloading Navy SEAL Fitness to check it out w/o paying $1.99 to use it once and never again
/OT
February 14th, 2012 at 5:50 PM
If you hadn’t written ‘OT’ I totally wouldn’t have known that you went off topic. Thank you so much.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:52 PM
Nomo
February 14th, 2012 at 5:53 PM
Fukudome is actually a good 4th OF for the Meth Sox.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:53 PM
He was the worst steroid shopper in history. Clearly ignored the label that said “effective for one year and one year only”.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:54 PM
Pedro. Alvarez.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:54 PM
No problem, didn’t want to get anyone confused. Navy SEALs wouldn’t work because they’re too secretive.
February 14th, 2012 at 5:55 PM
Timmy who?
February 14th, 2012 at 5:55 PM
How dare you:
a) not hyphenate ‘Fernando-mania’
b) compare this guy to a Cy Young/Rookie of the year winner
February 14th, 2012 at 5:56 PM
If he’d finish with a .340 OBP it would probably be good for second on the team…sigh
The Brewers go to the Cell next season, might have to get some of buddies to catch a game or two just so I can see this mess of a team in person
February 14th, 2012 at 6:00 PM
When are they going to drop the hammer on Braun? I thought the decision had to be made by 25 days after the hearing? Get on with it.
February 14th, 2012 at 6:00 PM
Is this supposed to be an insult? Because meth is pretty fucking awesome. In moderation, that is.
February 14th, 2012 at 6:00 PM
My reaction. Except that I didn’t see the by-line and was 100% certain it way by TBL, and serious.
February 14th, 2012 at 6:00 PM
Because meth is pretty fucking awesome. In moderation, that is.
the fuck?
February 14th, 2012 at 6:01 PM
Hideo Nomo at least is Asian. Pretty sure he’s the right comp.
February 14th, 2012 at 6:01 PM
Settle down Capt. Los Angeles, I am only talking about the insane hype that captured a nation.
February 14th, 2012 at 6:02 PM
It means not using too much of it or becoming addicted to it.
February 14th, 2012 at 6:05 PM
I’m sorry I didn’t know we were limited by nationality. Mr. Ryan please adjust your list to include only Asians, apparently those are the rules.
February 14th, 2012 at 6:11 PM
Don’t ever insult my city with that false meme again.
February 14th, 2012 at 6:12 PM
Plus, Fernando blew up as a Mexican in a city with more Mexicans than anywere except Mexico.
February 14th, 2012 at 6:14 PM
Nomo started the All-Star game and was also rookie of the year. Lin played well in 4 games.
February 14th, 2012 at 6:19 PM
so what’s this navy seal fitness app like?
February 14th, 2012 at 6:22 PM
And then pulled a Kobe in the 5th one.
February 14th, 2012 at 6:25 PM
It’s a couple hundred “pages” of information and exercises that they do. Here are a few of the chapters (19 total)… Running for Fitness, Swimming for Fitness, Strength Training, Flexibility, Calisthenics, Plyometrics, Load-Bearing, Training for Specific Environments, Overview of Nutrition
It seems very informative and worthwhile actually.
February 14th, 2012 at 6:33 PM
interesting…i did a SEAL tiered thing last summer, but quit after a month. it was tiered so you didn’t kill yourself and get stress fractures and shit…added like a mile/day each week then took a week off to recover. unfortunately, could never motivate myself to take it back up after that week off from running.
results came pretty quickly, though that was prolly because i wasn’t used to working out and stuff. got in cardio shape pretty quick too…i still remember the last workout i did of that, since it was the first nice day of the year last year. went to this park with stations and shit for pullups and dips and shit…sprinted between stations, there were like 6 stations total. did about 5 miles worth of running (mile per set), 25 pullups, 150 pushups, 150 dips, 300 crunches and something else.
then golf season started and it went out the window.
February 14th, 2012 at 6:37 PM
I’d love to do something structured like that, that sounds pretty damn cool. I’ll be delving into this app more once I get home from work.
February 14th, 2012 at 6:45 PM
Forever Free Dom Brown.
February 14th, 2012 at 8:00 PM
I have no interest in actually doing the research but if I was a betting man I would guess that NYC has one of the higher Asian populations in the country. It has to be between NYC, SF and LA right? It’s not perfect but there are a lot of similarities.
February 14th, 2012 at 9:16 PM
Cant you guys see it now?
Lin starts sucking and TBL has to defend him every single game ala Mark Sanchez. It’s gonna be great!